Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

[@1stviper1]

Noel fielding and Richard Ayoade are the two most polar opposite perfect mix of all time

[@nerdvideos3562]

“Points, Points, No Points” should be Noel and Richards team name from now on.

[@Mikeztarp]

1:24:13 xD

[@MinekEzQM]

41:07

[@Danksunfish]

Brilliant 😂

[@brendajackson13]

I love it!😂😂

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I would love a show that's just Claudia, Mo, Noel and Richard discussing animals for an hour

[@danonck]

And Claudia saying what animals random people look like

[@casfletcher4076]

watching this made me realise that i don't remember the year 2018 at all

[@redaffix7320]

The before-times.

[@Taurusus]

I mean it was like 10 years ago or something.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

I remember this quiz, that's about it

[@Ometecuhtli]

Haha same, I couldn't remember anything in its own but in the context of the show.

[@drcowens]

😂😂

[@necymamaril3735]

Noel and Richard are just having fun, and it's fun to watch them!

[@LaciousC]

"Baby Shark is the death of music." -Noel Fielding Boy was he right.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

It died a long time BEFORE that though, really.

[@venushale7113]

I had lived well before being reminded of that painful song

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

Literally haven't heard a song released after it that I loved as much as songs released before it.

[@ClaudeSac]

Nonsense, he's just an empty elitist.

[@willdenoble1898]

Our toddlers loved it in the daycare.

[@xena.xephyr]

b.d.e - bad dong energy

[@lisawheeler4465]

Always makes me laugh 😅

[@Emzypop89]

David's joke about living without electricity how right he was

[@Briansgate]

Man, I need a project with David Mitchell alongside either Richard Ayoade or Matt Berry.

[@scottrebstock6259]

Why not both.

[@wewper]

How are Discount Fireworks similar to the Standard Fireworks that burned down Bob Mortimer's childhood home?

[@benjammin9471]

Standard had to change their name due to bad press from all the reporters with trilby's

[@wewper]

@@benjammin9471 Yeah, like Waffle and Caramel.

[@dronek929]

I love Claudia Winkleman!

[@brendajackson13]

Me too! She's a riot😂

[@jamiedeering3400]

Awesome that your uploading these. Love re watching these, some I haven't even seen before

[@itsmeyoufool37]

No David, I will not fuck off😂😂

[@xena.xephyr]

what's the best big fat quiz quote out of context? i'll go first "we put baby shark but i said incest" - richard ayoade

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

‘Courgettes are homophobic’

[@rukeyser]

Nearly any of either of theirs qualifies...

[@peridotqueen26]

omg i adore richard ayoade's knit tie! i so hope he knit it himself, but either way it's fabulous

[@MarquesLKing]

Yes indeed, and a lovely shade of blue. I would very much watch a show hosted by this fine man while knitting a other such tie and other things like a tea cosy. And I keep looking at it... and now I want a pink one.

[@noahapollo]

"Last night I overcorrected your mum" 😭 37:07

[@andymcneil7085]

Great way to end. Made me chuckle.

[@breeroe]

it was actually porpoises not dolphins but yes, Noel was right about Dick Van Dyke!

[@briankenney9528]

He got it wrong on porpoise

[@mistressofthewicket]

What's funny is that that was a question on Big Fat Quiz before which Noel and Richard were on together and slagged Jimmy over his mispronunciation of porpoises

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

29:44 That is true, he has to pick up the pieces. Old rule for vampires.

[@katjosephperez8772]

13:39 Wait, that actually is Pamela Anderson. Why? Why? What? If Brexit wasn’t already confusing enough even to Danny Dyer, I, as an American, am utterly flabbergasted at Pam Anderson talking about it on the BBC.

[@mathewfullerton8577]

The bigger question is why a British show would think anyone in the UK would care what a washed up American "celebrity" thinks (a stretch using that word with her) about Brexit.

[@Ron-d2s]

@@mathewfullerton8577 As far as I can see she still has all the assets that made her famous. Plus do you honestly not understand that even washed up has-beens have agents that book gigs and take a cut.. it's not like she was walking down the street and said "Gee I think I'll walk into a TV studio during filming and interrupt with my personal opinion on world politics." She was paid to be there, given a script and has an auto-cue, I also think they rehearse parts of the show, it's not like it's recorded live in real time. and no offence to DD but I think a butterfly would flummox him most days, he couldn't even think straight when Jimmy brought out a couple baskets of kittens.

[@ericadunn9435]

​@@mathewfullerton8577 she's actually Canadian

[@thebagelsproductions]

It's not the BBC. Piers Morgan is on itv. Which is more shameful than inviting Pamela Anderson for one show: having Morgan spew his shite for years on their channel

[@valhoff3]

Why haven’t I heard of the charming Mo Gilligan before now?

[@jgage2344]

Try looking up Big Narstie ….he has a show where Mo is the second host …..

[@poilboiler]

@@jgage2344 "I've got a letter from my wife..."

[@undergamer1361]

No, David. I'm not gonna bother fucking off. I appreciate the thought though. Also, 29:33 - HOLY SHIT!

[@marvinmeeker5765]

Ma’am is a common term in the states. However, there is an unmistakable distinction between our pronunciation of Mom and Ma’am.

[@rhysmorgan9049]

Watching this has engrained in my mind the image of Charles Dance in knickers and I couldn’t be more delighted

[@80Elminster]

The biggest energy company in Denmark is called Dong! So we do in fact have big dong energy on a national scale

[@benconway9010]

😆😆😆😆😆 you serious??!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@80Elminster]

@@benconway9010 yes and no. It's not actually called Dong anymore. But it was up until fairly recent

[@Rob_van_der_Linden]

idk David's reasoning, but I agree the internet is a mistake.

[@nybbleme]

The internet was fine, it's social media that's the big problem. That and Big Data created by Google and Facebook and the deep State spying on everyone to a creepy authoritarian extent

[@mygaffer]

Apparently Dick Van Dyke really claims to have been rescued by dolphins.

[@Travenspear8]

“The people drunker are hearing Laurel” can confirm I’m drunk and to me it’s laurel

[@SimBir08]

I'm sober and I can hear Laurel

[@22Phantasm]

I love Michelle Wolf. Thanks for posting this episode.

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Seriously ? She’s pretty humorless imo. You must love activism disguised as comedy. Like Hannah Gadspy

[@22Phantasm]

You presume way too much. And yes, I do love Michelle Wolf. @@PaNDaSNiP3R

[@davidhoward4715]

@@PaNDaSNiP3R Oh you poor snowflake. Please don't cry!

[@Bredbreed]

​@@PaNDaSNiP3Rit shouldn't be too hard to comprehend that someone can enjoy something you don't.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

I like her too. I'd even like to do Rumpy Pumpy on her.

[@eddyblackmore4188]

13:30 Imagine being sat next to Piers Morgan and calling /someone else/ a twat...

[@inthegrass11]

imagine if Claudia winkleman lifted up her fringe one day and there was a smaller face on her forehead

[@lorddarlo6194]

As a West Brom Boiler man was at first embarrassing but we grew to love him, it was for sponsorship reasons our actual Mascot or Mascots are Throsttle Birds found on top of Hawthorn Bushes which is where play at The Hawthorns named after the land it was built on was full of Hawthorn Bushes and this is known as Baggie Bird and we did have Mrs Baggie Bird one was a bloke who died but I am not sure if he played Mrs Baggie Bird and now we actually have a girl do it or if that one has been retired

[@AgathaSnape]

04:51 was the reason I gave this a like.

[@dawntiffin9894]

"I'm on Bakeoff, muthafukkahs"😂😂😂

[@paardenslager868]

Theresa May’s dancing is like a full body dry heave set to music. Thanks George Costanza for supplying me with the words to describe what I just witnessed.

[@Draconightfury]

John Snow carries this show

[@bleysmcnutt5500]

real

[@farhadmammadzada]

30:04 The tea bag looks more like a mouse.

[@inthegrass11]

Richard and Noel go for the Thumbs Up Cup every time

[@jeremypayne5078]

You've gotta love the way David was unfased when Jimmy repeated the line about Michelles' nasaly voice for him. We all saw that coming a mile away.

[@crazyhound999]

I believe that Claudia Winkleman may be my spirit animal... she is all I aspire to bee!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

That's... really great.

[@antster1983]

Claudia's her own spirit animal - a randy panda.

[@melissarey2973]

Laurel vs Yani depends on my blood pressure. So that's interesting.

[@rukeyser]

Rewatching... Mystery guest Leo was So pretty - i loved who he turned out to be ❤

[@Lesinator]

4:53 😂

[@timwright3218]

A rope attached to a tire would give you a more reliable answer than Jeremy Clarkson.

[@LoneKharnivore]

1:18:45 Someone should probably tell him that the Imperial March is the theme tune of the fascist, slave-owning, bad guys.

[@ResponsibleCitizen001]

If you think about it, He is also no Superman

[@Ali-mv3jc]

Yeah but you gotta admit it sounds cool though

[@Xune2000]

Well you can't expect him to do it all on his own.

[@jdlamb4212]

Did the Empire have slaves? Seemed to be mostly dependent on droids and people seemed to live pretty well under it. Only the rebels had trouble.

[@LoneKharnivore]

​@@Ali-mv3jc The Horst Wessel Lied sounds pretty cool but you wouldn't play it at your wedding.

[@seppblattersagypsy]

1:20:30 classic Jimmy Carr gag 😂

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

I always prefer to get the cream on top 😊

[@mojevalka]

lol Danny Dyer nailed it :D

[@GillianDeVaal]

Me, an American, being obsessed with this show for at least 6 years

[@scottgordon1781]

Winnie still banned in China :-)

[@valhoff3]

Clearly, it’s Laurel.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Yeah I mean it objectively is, I don't get why people mishearing something became such a big deal. He's saying laurel, so it's laurel

[@Ometecuhtli]

Shirley it is.

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Well I too heard Laurel, but that infamous dress to me is still *clearly* white and gold. So there. There's a reason these things go so damn viral. 🤷

[@debeightonethree6346]

I only watched until 5:02 what happened next?

[@mjrippe]

John Snow for the win every time!

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

I first heard Yanni but once they said Laurel I couldn’t here Yanni anymore 😂

[@aChannel13813]

oi youtube if you want add to be watched do it like the big fat quiz quick short and back the the goodies not 2 min of unskippable scammer ads.

[@Lordmunkey]

David Mitchell telling me to "fuck off" gives me a sense of fulfillment.

[@amiwebb7827]

I love Kim joy❤

[@kermitthorson9719]

i agree that squirrels and giraffes would be good buddies

[@sasariwtf]

Fun fact: The hulk was named David because they thought Bruce was too gay of a name.

[@Anna81Louise]

"Everytime i come over here I feel better about America." Me, watching this in July of 2024..... 😮

[@Tiamat_X]

I was hearing "yeary" I'm 45

[@deathraygonzo6339]

I hate it when I flumpo.

[@HoboSimian]

Can the mascot just be some sheets?😅

[@larryfine6865]

C- List American “celebrities” 😂

[@alanrogers7090]

Viagra for what was difficult, is now hard.

[@harryturner8701]

4:53 alright bye…

[@viewfromthehighchair9391]

Winnie The Pooh is Canadian!!! Get used to it!! LOL

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Ha ha ! No it's not though, is it. No. Trailer Park Boys are Canadian and you should be happy with that.

[@viewfromthehighchair9391]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 I'll go with Rush if you don't mind even though The Trailer Park Boys are fun too. Ya, Winnie The Pooh was written by a Brit; however, he did get some Canadian inspiration which many people find necessary to do good work. LOL From Google: Is Winnie-the-Pooh a Canadian? The real-life Canadian story of Winnie-the-Pooh | Articles ... Did you know there's a Canadian connection to the honey-loving character brought to life by A. A. Milne? Winnie-the-Pooh was based on a real-life bear who lived in the London Zoo. He got there thanks to a Canadian soldier and veterinarian named Harry Colebourn. Some also believe that the name "Winnie" was inspired by the city of Winnipeg. Who knows for sure where, it so happens, I was born." 🙂

[@TheJohtaja]

The literal og teddybear was made in Canada. That's it 😅

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Vinnie Pooh is Ukrainian.

[@user-px2sn8pr5t]

Winnie is Canadian, from Winnipeg

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

No he's not. The books were written in England. Was AA Milne Canadian though ? I don't know.

[@user-px2sn8pr5t]

@@Rugmunchersauce3 pooh bear is from winnipeg, canada. chris is from england

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Ukrainian Vinnie Pooh?

[@puirYorick]

Nobody even attempted Natasha Romanoff.

[@Xune2000]

Hulk Smash!

[@mathewfullerton8577]

Sorry Noel, Yogi Bear is American.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

He knows that. He never thought Yogi was British for even a minute. He was taking the piss.

[@Drianikaben]

so often their guests are people i don't know, as an american. but simon callow was a treat. Phantom of the opera has long been one of my favorite movies, and i immediately recognized him.

[@ryankane6181]

😊

[@EleanorPeterson]

34:50 - Yep. Winnie the Pooh and his chums are all Brits - Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger, Christopher Robin, et al. Pooh's English creator A.A.Milne needed money and sold the rights to those Merkinese chappies, who did their usual bit of Borg assimilation and turned him into some weird, all-American character from Texas or New Jersey or Milwaukee (or summat). The original stories and language make absolutely no sense when Disneyfied and Americanised, but generations of US children have been raised to think that Pooh and his chums were Boooooorn In Thu Yew-ess-ehhh like Brer Rabbit. Nope. England. The old one, not the new one. Milne's family life was borderline tragic, and his relationship with his son [Christopher Robin] was twisted in a way that only a Brit could have managed. So, to Brits, seeing any of the awful Disney versions of their beloved childhood pals is as painful as it would be for US peeps to hear Charles Schulz's great Peanuts characters - Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy, Schroeder - voiced by Cockneys, Brummies, Scousers and Yorkshiremen. It's just... ... ... wrong.

[@MinekEzQM]

21:06 :D :D :D

[@11DanceForMyself23]

I want Leo and baby trump to come back! Though, this second term is scarier than the first!!

[@ofsinope]

David really should grow his hair out.

[@ChaosHusky]

I'm old and hear Yanni... My speakers are epic though! Or are they?

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

I heard "Llll-eeany" and I am over fifty years old. I think that experiment is just bull.

[@colingundel8779]

Never has the phrase " the internet is a mistake " than nov. 6. 2024.

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

Notice they cant do this anymore... 😔

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Can't do WHAT ? WHO can't and WHY???

[@L-iv6lx]

they literally make one of these shows every december, you can find 2023s on All4, but adverts.

[@JonnyMack33]

Once you realise David just says FUCK the minute he thinks his jokes is gonna fall flat.. it's unbelievably obvious.

[@garyfrey7930]

Not solid gold

[@allyce7540]

American here, LOVE the baby trump!!!!!!!!!!

[@nybbleme]

What's sad is how often the British make fun of trump while ignoring biden's corruption and senility. They also ignore the fact that there were four separate investigations proving that the Russian Trump collusion allegations were 100% baseless and made up by the Clinton campaign

[@lucyjane103]

Claudia… cut your bangs. You’re not that funny…

[@jaygatsby3039]

Michelle Wolf is prodigiously unfunny. I am so glad not to see her anymore.

[@WdyWP]

Really like this show, but will skip watching this one due to Wolf being on.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Boo hoo.

[@h-dawg6462]

yeah, elon sent his car into "space".....an empty space in a green-screen studio!!!

[@garyfrey7930]

The answer to the reason for PRESIDENT TRUMP not showing up to the memorial was completely wrong

[@thebagelsproductions]

What is the real story?

[@eddyblackmore4188]

For any MCU fans out there wondering WHY Donald Blake would be an acceptable alternative for Thor Odinson, go and pick up a fucking comic book. Seriously. READ.

[@bulldoggery]

So you got your Ph.D. in comic books? Some people read real books.

[@eddyblackmore4188]

@@bulldoggeryOf course I've read real books. But the great thing about being an adult is I can read what the fuck I want, when I want, with whatever drinks & snacks I want. Tolstoy goes well with with Weetabix and Prosecco, but Batman comic books need a Double Calvados. And when I'm reading Ultimate Avengers I put powdered milk in my tea. Your argument, like your brain power, is weak.

[@KristianRobertsen]

No thanks.

[@Cyb3rM1nd]

Yeah but actually the question is what are their REAL names. Thor's real name is Thor Odinson, not Donald Blake which is a FAKE name he uses.

[@eddyblackmore4188]

@@Cyb3rM1nd Again, read a comic book. Thor took over the body of a real doctor, Donald Blake, after a life threatening incident, and from then on t/he/y did a sort of a he-man transformation. When Donald Blake smacks his walking stick on the ground it becomes Mjolnir, and Donald himself becomes The Mighty Thor. Donald Blake *is* Thor, (To steal a line from another franchise...) *From a certain point of view*. A lot of the confusion stems from the MCU never really having had the secret identities for the majority of its' heroes. Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are household names, when Hulk trashed Jo'burg Maria Hill mentioned 'Banner's arrest' being talked about, etc. In the Comics, though, Stark shipped the suit around the world in a massive crate, telling everyone (including Pepper and Happy) it was his favourite sports car and no-one ever saw Blake or Banner change and lived to tell the tale (Except Rick Jones, but that's a whole other story). But sneaking around isn't as cinematic and heroic anymore.

[@kodamaspirit9298]

Ah, no Katherine Ryan... This is WONDERFUL!

[@arktheball]

Protests Trump, now must thank Trump for enabling the making of all that money. Beautiful XD

[@kirbyhans5261]

You poor little cult member 😂

[@JonnyMack33]

"An then you was like yeah but, and then she was like innit, and then you went uh OK.. and then she was like don't care innit..." Get me off this fkn planet now.

[@BumMcFluff]

I don't get the appeal of Noel Fielding. "...then I got bored and wrote Richard Fucksword". Throwing out random nonsense is not the same as actual comedy.

[@jawamedia1529]

Im surprised that youre uploading episodes with Richard Aoyade in it, given his recent scandal

[@bulldoggery]

Are you aware of how many of these he participated in? I guess you don't want to see the bulk of them.

[@jawamedia1529]

@@bulldoggery it's not that, I was just surprised they haven't addressed it and still post videos with him in them. That's all. Personally, I have a choice not to view them, so I'm not demanding they be taken down. I just think it's weird that hes on so many episodes and not one person has thought what the impact might be of uploading these episodes

[@jhgylugkfhfhlgf]

Not being british i wasn't aware of any scandal and google recently only shows me uproar about him praising a book from a writer that holds transphobic views (but AFAIK Richard did not condone his views but just said he was writing well). If that storm in a teacup is the scandal you're referrig to I suggest to move on instead of trying to cancel Richard Aoyade.

[@jawamedia1529]

@@jhgylugkfhfhlgf praising the book if a writer who is extremely transphobic is supporting his views. It's not that hes said a few ambiguous things here and there. He is unapologetically aggressively transphobic. As a trans person, regardless of how humerous I found the person or their book, I could not condone someones writing that doesnt want me to exist. Richard is smart enough to know this, and hes smart enough to know what praising the book means

[@jhgylugkfhfhlgf]

@@jawamedia1529 So that's where we totally disagree; imho you can like and even praise the style or work (in writing, music, painting etc.) of an artist while totally disagreeing with his opinion/worldview/beliefs etc. I also don't like to assume people's intentions ('he's smart enough to know what that means to me'). On a personal level I'm sorry for you losing trust (if that's the right way of saying it) in someone that you previously liked, and I hope you have and find support and love in many people near you for living who you are.

[@Tdawgmcginty]

Mo Gilligan is thick and unfunny. No idea how he’s stolen a career in comedy.

[@hz-gv6fk]

the american is far worse

[@alexjones7043]

2018 was obviously a shit year lol. This is one of the worst big fat quizzes. Still not as bad as the one with the big fat black guy

[@m1geo]

4:52 - a message for us all!

[@micheleforsyth70]

Claudia is really irritating.