BIG JOHN HAS ENORMOUS CHINESE

[@roddi733]

He must have the life expectancy of a vape shop

[@Taser290]

That is so orignal 🤣

[@christaylor3911]

Vape shops ironically last forever as they’re typically just a money laundering front.

[@mrinconclusive83]

You mean vape pen 499 more puffs he's done

[@i2oachy478]

@@mrinconclusive83 dead

[@lukecowell7516]

He's right 2 vape shops opened and closed withing 6 months where I live

[@jonathongoldby4564]

It’s 50/50 if he wakes up in the morning BOSHHHH

[@gregm3702]

😂😂

[@Burbery777]

😂😂😂

[@micktv666]

Hearts overflowing dangerously with fat and his cholesterol looks like his phone number BOOOSSSHHH

[@user-gq2qe2gl5g]

😂😂😂

[@stupot008]

😂😂 BOSSHHH

[@Greg-rv5vm]

"it's quite a healthy one" "I'm not a pig anymore" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@djl5424]

BOSHHH

[@naeemahmed2748]

He's telling the truth; this is a mere snack compared to his older videos

[@user-vm9hh2se7s]

@@naeemahmed2748still a pig

[@aaroncargin]

I had to watch this twice to double check he said "quite healthy" lol

[@log7186]

Some Chinese family out there have a shrine of John hoping one day he’ll also take them out of poverty.

[@Adam-rh1cu]

lol

[@stephenbermingham6554]

Lmao

[@eleanorgames2857]

Poor taste 😢 unlike the food 😅😅

[@Sam-gw5pl]

Hahahaha

[@Laufeycalled]

lool

[@CL-vz6ch]

Massive heart attack. Bosh

[@lns5996]

BOOOSH

[@Williamstanway]

Hahahahahahhaha

[@Deadweight85]

​@@laurarules3642 you have the best KZbin channel I've ever seen

[@Troll_the_Trolls]

Hahah

[@maffbuckley600]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paddymallory4080]

He’s carbing up for tomorrows 12 mile run.

[@videoman250]

Park run finished in 52 mins, Bosh!

[@callumsmith7404]

He ain’t running 12 inches

[@Loake878]

The fact he thinks anything on his plate is heathy.

[@ultimategoals8732]

he doesn't tbh

[@tommyhague3849]

"I'm not a pig anymore" the lie detector determined that was a lie

[@poppaleggansquat3640]

It broke the needle swung so hard to porky

[@PokerJunkie83]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@aminoto-3]

Said while he stuffs his jowels as he goes.. and plans on mopping up the leftovers with a healthy bag of chips..

[@gypsysong5400]

I just look like one

[@joepullen-tu5wi]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheKiDRIK]

Everyone give the big man a fucking break he’s enjoying life I’m sure he knows he’s not the healthiest so just give him peace BOOOSH 🤜🏼🤛🏼

[@ev1677]

He's got a family, it's selfish behaviour and no different from a drug or alcohol addiction, shouldn't be encouraged.

[@farderted]

​@@ev1677 well said!

[@TheKiDRIK]

@@ev1677 booooosh

[@TheSmurf1973]

"BIG JOHN HAS ENORMOUS COFFIN"

[@tonyclive8084]

Bosh !

[@keithpeterson3805]

This guys midnight snack is his sleep apnea mask BOSH

[@280SE]

🤣

[@chrisjparkinson]

Brilliance

[@Alexthekid-ir2fo]

🤣💀

[@HdHd-hp6qz]

You win 💀💀💀💀

[@micu1544]

No one in the UK wears a sleep apnea mask is.

[@drowzey5762]

'Quite healthy aswell' 😂

[@laurarules3642]

It was a school boy error on his behalf

[@elite1189]

He is trying to kidd himself on

[@welshie1979]

Where does he get cash from? Big ol kitchen

[@Muhammedalshabea]

@@welshie1979 he’s a well known coke dealer in Romford

[@StraightOuttaBerkshire]

@@Muhammedalshabea yeah right 😂

[@rjgreen71]

His knowledge of authentic Chinese dishes is remarkable ! 😂

[@xzseng4524]

Half of these aren't authentic mate. They're a British version of Chinese. It's to their taste. We Chinese dont eat that stuff..

[@bronxboxing3384]

​@@xzseng4524ye I know u prefer dogs cats rats . Facts

[@mattdoliver1984]

Triple heart bypass ..... we'll have some of that BOSCH

[@kelvinfannon8416]

He must wake up at 3am needing a gallon of water .

[@Probabilityislife]

​@@Moneydoublez Thank you. My thoughts exactly.

[@kevinmadigan2340]

He wakes up at 04.37 for a BOSH

[@Dwahada]

He probably does but decides to go and drink coke 🥹🤣

[@kelvinfannon8416]

@@Moneydoublez thing is he thinks this is magic what he does but really he’s just a walking health wreck .

[@rusty5078]

He never drank a fkn millilitre of water in his life

[@adjirose7563]

The NHS are going to need to use power tools to operate when his heart goes - BOSCH

[@justforfun9704]

😂😂😂

[@Touching-cloth]

Lol

[@cooooolkid9000]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Malic31977]

they cant move him in case they have to...

[@Hamza_Case1995]

@@cooooolkid9000 highly underrated

[@TheMterrill]

Heart attack incoming. Bosh👊🏻😂

[@epm3929]

Doctor "big John you have heart disease" Big John "BOSH"

[@UserName-br5zu]

“Quite healthy as well, not a bad one” as he pours half a litre of oil onto his plate.

[@Peter-if9ek]

Think you need an eye test lad

[@ChewyPiano98]

Curry sauce is full of oil lad. As is most Chinese food ​@@Peter-if9ek

[@moff1874]

BOSH!!! (The sound the Chinook makes when it lands in Big John's garden with his takeaway.)

[@Samual_33]

🤣 Chinook deliveries

[@rjgreen71]

That’s also the sound the air ambulance makes …. BOSH!😂

[@Alexthekid-ir2fo]

His plumbers must love him

[@betterthanhendrix]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benooo3863]

Voi jeans polo shirt man clearly loves his fashion.

[@buffoonustroglodytus4688]

Big John singlehandedly keeping chinese takeaway business alive

[@comeonengland5312]

This boy knows how to have a proper munch, Bosh John 😂

[@beezusbeez3051]

‘I’m not a pig anymore’ Nah you’re right you’re a hippo now

[@GB..1307]

"Don't be shy BOSCH !"

[@drorider5807]

Little bit a Char-min and I’m ready to go 😂

[@leec4027]

Char - min 😂😂😂 makes me laugh when he says that

[@RCXDinferno]

I’ll mop it up with some chips 😂😂😂

[@user-ft1iz2qd2j]

I've never felt sorry for a toilet before

[@bobcarter2329]

Bosh!

[@jamesmoran5192]

He's got a similar life expectancy to a snowman.

[@DavidSmith-bi9yd]

hahahahaha

[@philthatcher6111]

Good one :)

[@AS-uy3zx]

Brilliant 😂🤣😂

[@JAY1892]

😂

[@jagzin6147]

"How much will this cost?" "You'll find out in about 3 years"

[@nmejias370]

That's the real price. It'll cost him his life.

[@danspiller87]

"hello, Chinese takeaway" "Boooosh, it's me" Phone operator screams at kitchen staff to start cooking everything immediately. Owner starts seeing GBP symbols in his eyes. 🤑🤑🤑

[@cod2573]

That much chinese setting you back about 2 grand at today's prices 😂

[@jblanchard46]

I'm not a pig anymore! Skool boi , I'll mop it up with some jockey whips BOSCH! 😂

[@milobiddle]

That man can’t be expecting to live past May 2024

[@arsenal88691]

John's put generations of Chinese children through college 😂

[@jrosam9569]

And that ladies and gentlemen is why the NHS is in crisis.

[@paulsquibbs5580]

I love that the Chinese takeaway shop actually recycled the crate their weekly vegetables arrives in to deliver this guy’s order… 😂😂😂

[@NeboReve]

That's common practice in the UK.

[@GordyB666]

The type of guy dying during covid, where the family says he was young, fit, healthy, and had no underlying issues 🤣🙈

[@tweakerkid]

The jab woulda finished him off yes

[@GordyB666]

@@tweakerkid awww, another trypanophobe, cute

[@slob2680]

​@GordyB666 what does trypanophobe mean?

[@GordyB666]

@@slob2680 when someone has overwhelming, extreme fear of medical procedures that involve needles.

[@jamesbong4928]

You cannot fix stupid

[@kristophermorgan425]

Bosh is the sound his heart will make when it explodes .

[@peterarmstrong6928]

Keep that phone warm 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@TheDaleGK]

Gets takeaway delivered on a pallet

[@stephenjones9604]

He can collect it instead he can drive a forklift 👍

[@umarahmed1187]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaguarpaw5639]

I’ve been ordering Chinese incorrectly all this time. I usually only have one sauce and a portion of noodles. Didn’t realise you had to order one of everything.

[@johnt8453]

It's Chinese , Swedish style. Try it.

[@ScottishHulk]

I laughed my ass off when he said I'm not a pig anymore. While he oinked haha. Big piggyy

[@Staffo1982Staffo]

"What a lovely bloke he was" they'll say after he dies of a heart attack they encouraged him into

[@jasonwalls8996]

They don't encourage him he is perfectly able to make his own decisions and I've seen alot worse xxxx

[@garyroe2929]

Can you imagine the pebble dashing in the thunder box in the morning, GOSH 😮

[@winstonbrown1516]

Sounds like a Man who knows! SPLOOOOSSSSHHH

[@garyroe2929]

@@winstonbrown1516 ha ha yeah 👍👍

[@user-cv1cx1wy8i]

Then cardiac arrest kicked in. . . 😅😅😅

[@MrBenjibb]

John saying he's not going mad with it and then proceeds to half the take away as he's playing up lol

[@bungle3912]

I always love looking at his Chinese take-away, but I feel sorry for his family the next day. Toilet? BOSH.

[@jahram9940]

Feel sorry for his toilet

[@billymabum3514]

Should see mine after an Indian then 😂

[@jahram9940]

@@billymabum3514 no thanks

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

​@@billymabum3514odd bloke you are mate

[@billymabum3514]

@@WaffleHouseBandit Thanks bruv

[@ainhat.]

The lady at the Chinese speaks better English than him.

[@fubar5626]

I understood every word. Where you from 😅

[@DE5NER]

If you was trying to be funny then you failed miserably, he maybe be big but he can speak clear and concise English.

[@MrMrtommie]

A million pound on this bloke being from Birmingham

[@jamestopliss7029]

I wonder if she says “boooooosh” as well

[@StephenButlerOne]

Only cos he is paying her through elocution lessons with his orders.

[@user-hr4fp9px2b]

The Chinese takeaway big John goes to delivers in a Bugatti veyron

[@JAY1892]

The only bloke I know that eats a full dinner, while plating up his dinner.

[@tosiefhussain420]

He's a healthy lad

[@markscott684]

Life's not all about that buddy . It's about seeing your family grow up ..

[@Davidsmith-go9oz]

Depends on how nice your family are and how nice that Chinese is 🤔😂

[@englishbull1949]

Spot on there I was 30 stone and looked and my 5 year old twin sons and 2 year old daughter a year ago am now down to 22 stone looked at my kids and thought I want to be round to see them grow up. So healthy eating and 2 English bull terrier digs to walk 4 times a day. They all saved my life. We can all have q treat but omg that's just madness.

[@Makainternational]

Harsh but fair 😂

[@Berserkguts727]

Let’s fucking have it, chineeesee!

[@ksa5128]

He's a Family Man 1st. The Chinese Friday night sit down came from his father's tradition.

[@billywhite8537]

Man’s about 26 stone of pure sodium 😂😂😂

[@David-vg8lx]

Pure Chinese

[@tonysmall3863]

This guy is the reason you never see a Chinese funeral. BOSHhhhh

[@chrisslater3174]

"Fuck off, I'm full!" Classic Monty Python, right there!

[@martinsmith6540]

But he could manage a waffa fin mint

[@imrizzle83]

His metabolism will catch up with him when he turns 40

[@jonnyprice2618]

Hahahahahhahaha love this guy. “School boy error putting curry sauce over me kung po prawns but that wont worry cos ill mop it up with me chips…. BOOOOSH!!” Hahahahahahahabahahhaa LEGEND 😂❤

[@ItachiUchiha-yh4mg]

Cholesterol!! Boshh don't be shy

[@deanlaing5863]

Benefit night pips in John order scran bosh

[@yamyam3407]

If it walks flys or swims big John will eat it kung pao style 😂

[@AceMixes]

You forgot to say BOOSHH

[@corpig4021]

😂😂😂

[@otey7326]

I think you mean hong Kong style

[@martinsmith6540]

He has the life expectancy of a pork ball when he's around

[@Louis-eh7mo]

Boooooshh straight to the phone at 8am to get a same day doctors appointment.

[@markkofi8522]

What was his order? The entire menu please. 😂🤣

[@garyw2635]

Will be saying bosh when he hits the floor with a heart attack keep yourself healty bosch man

[@kahyui2486]

First time I've seen a Chinese delivered in a box tray 💀

[@tyroon81]

Quite a healthy one eh? Glad to see you're getting the balance right😁 About a kilo of salt in that little lot😲

[@lulubagnall5476]

Love it!! Food is life! Enjoy your food man 😊

[@reece8539]

Your local Chinese must love you

[@robpaterson429]

Says I'm not a pig anymore, that plate would feed 5 homeless people.

[@Blue_G_41s]

So would a kitkat and that only has 4 fingers.

[@Blue_G_41s]

@TheGingerBrickMan go back to brick laying ur no good with humour*

[@piggypiggypig1746]

oink oink

[@Proven187]

"This is what Saturday nights are all about" Heart attack paper bags.

[@dieselalexander1994]

I love big John but one day his heart won't be able to take it anymore and go BOSHHH!!!!

[@spd2182]

When he said "Duck" everyone in the room did!!!

[@relentlesspursuit6894]

Big John is a "Char-min" fella 😂

[@craigc5528]

Not a pig anymore.... Tucks into 10 dishes. Good son.

[@davidhopkins848]

Healthy 😂😂 i like big john he cracks me up

[@lukeee26]

He's a growing lad!

[@TheBlackPrince447]

Jesus 😂 his heart must be working harder than David Goggins to keep him alive...

[@Hezhez711]

Bro 🤣💀

[@JonnyBSmiff]

That's quite Elfieeee!! Be careful pal. When you can't see your belt buckle. Tred carefully 😂

[@gibbo822]

I grew up with 11 brothers and sisters this looks like our takeaway order from a new year party that my neighbors and a few of my parents friends would come and the older kids with their kids

[@lordbambithird8919]

"Not holding back tonight."

[@MarquesJo71]

I'm not a pig anymore... bosh

[@AvrsRms]

"not too much " 😁😁😁 looks nice ain't gonna lie

[@patrickellis7491]

Craziest thing about this vid is the heavy breathing in the background cos lord knows his whole family double XL as well. Enjoy the Chinese fella 🤝🏽

[@myyoot]

I do love a takeaway. One of the best parts of life lol.

[@MrJamieFRESH]

Agreed 😂love a fat pizza or Chinese let’s fucking go

[@ctom6068]

Never seems to get old 😂

[@nicholash8555]

It’s no chi chi without spare rib age cmon John 🤦‍♂️☝️❤️👌😂

[@jamesgordon8915]

bosh is the sound of his lower intestine being shat out 3 hours later.

[@dannyr7706]

Beef in black bean bosh

[@mjrams]

Imagine having to clean Big John’s cage out after that!

[@drewskih4005]

Man your dumps must evacuate your house

[@SikaFosaGond]

😂

[@stephenjones9604]

The whole street 😂BOSH.

[@joecaple4552]

You know when your Chinese takeaway gets delivered in a wooden crate you need to make some changes.

[@wakyyi2069]

Go on John - BOSH!!

[@Breast_Tickles]

He must have the life expectancy of a cat in an Ally behind a Chinese chippy...

[@hmu05366]

Chinese chippy?

[@Breast_Tickles]

@@hmu05366 a small Chinese takeaway

[@piggypiggypig1746]

Just as a rat knows to never venture too close to a KFC. Cats know instinctively to never go near a Chinese takeaway.

[@duncanbedford4765]

Hurry up with the stroke,its getting cold Mr Umpalumpah !!😂😂😂😂

[@ys987yy8]

Rest in peace in advance

[@Tomtomjameson]

That's deep

[@kryptikknowledge1501]

​@@Tomtomjameson his grave will be deeper 😬

[@piggypiggypig1746]

almost choked on this comment xD

[@alan-ql5lm]

@@piggypiggypig1746 be fair we all just jealous lol that all looked well nice even at 10 am ha ha

[@Batmanthe3rd]

RIP in advance? You know anyone who can't die? Haha

[@nickynoonaa]

Saturday night that's what life's all about 😂😂😂

[@Bdogb69]

Stroke waiting to happen heard it here first

[@beardtrick]

Bosh

[@pandarcywalkington6595]

Not exactly rocket science to be fair

[@rikzrk453]

Does any1 find the whole bosh thing cringe..

[@JustSendMeLocation]

Nope I think it’s hilarious 😂

[@zadzadskrep5493]

Each to their own ...Bosh..lol

[@beardtrick]

Nope bish bash BOSH!

[@holymoly6829]

🤯🤯🤯🤯 🥴🤢🤮 Barf

[@ciaraltaccount1526]

It’s cringy and embarrassing af imo the fella is a heart attack waiting to happen and is doing it for other people’s amusement sad really

[@robertholland6843]

You know how to live my man! Absolute legend.