Got no opinions of your own, can't hack it in the real world, then join the army!
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@DaveSvedberg11 жыл бұрын
That punchline really bowled me over, good thing it wasn't in the video description or I'd have seen it coming a mile off.
@tadhglattimore2439 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@PlethoralityАй бұрын
Blew.
@user-kk4zw5jo4tАй бұрын
@@Plethorality Erm, no. Bowled.
@nickchambers39352 жыл бұрын
What I like is that Arthur Matthews hardly appears in Big Train apart from this sketch, meaning they brought him in for the day just to shout I HATE YOU at Kevin Eldon
@trollgage3 ай бұрын
And it's the least, in my opinion, convincing part of it.
@jamesmullen360126 күн бұрын
@@trollgage Is that really your opinion, or are you just trying to pass it off as your own?
@nickchambers393515 күн бұрын
@@trollgage But it's not meant to be convincing is it? The humour comes from the fact that the conversation starts out natural but slowly turns increasingly absurd with their reactions way out of proportion with what he said
@altar7885 Жыл бұрын
Kevin Eldon is so good at trying not to look embarrassed
@JeroenDStout Жыл бұрын
In a parallel universe, this is actually a Limmy sketch
@sratusАй бұрын
Or in this universe where Limmy just seen it and it influenced the kind of stuff he did.
@NxDoyle9 жыл бұрын
Arthur is the real star of this sketch. "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU BOLLOCKS!'' makes me crack up.
@WhiskeyGulf71 Жыл бұрын
You find it funny because you are a horrible C U next Tuesday.
@TheMikeleen Жыл бұрын
Totally..YOU CLOWN! Cracks me up
@rw226611 ай бұрын
I hate you!!!!
@trollgage3 ай бұрын
Come on, it's the weak point.
@McSuperfly1015 жыл бұрын
This is the problem with Facebook and social media in general.
@60s70s80s90smusic13 жыл бұрын
im from canada and typed in join the army for my own research and this came up its pretty funny never seen or heard of this tv show in my life
@sumoni9 жыл бұрын
The part that killed me was the guy screeching, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU CLOWN!!"
@illiteratethug33058 жыл бұрын
+sumoni It was, "I hate you, you bollocks"
@Microtherion6 жыл бұрын
I think that's deliberate - the guy who might be joining the army is presented as more sympathetic than the other characters, just a bit 'clueless'. The others are portrayed as shrewd but slightly 'up themselves'. What makes Matthews' role memorable is that he's laughing at the same time as shouting 'I hate you'. Again, the sneering, self-righteous but witty type...
@Jegarduk3 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl it’s supposed to be ludicrously over the top. This skit isn’t about the army at all, that punchline is just a way to end the sketch. The comedy in this sketch is there’s an opinion that is respectfully and sagely agreed with - then when passed off by someone else (expecting a similar reaction) everyone shoots him down to a Ridiculous degree (“I HATE you!!!”) etc
@Picnicl3 жыл бұрын
@@Jegarduk Looks like I had a blind spot 2 years ago - I've now deleted my missing the point comment
@Jegarduk3 жыл бұрын
@@Picnicl Ha! well to be fair, while funny it's a muddled sketch, the point of it isn't very clear
@BazColne8 ай бұрын
It's not simply the great humour of the writing and directing, these people are all superb at what they do.
@Stillbornone18 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Ever. The way you can still hear him screaming "I HATE you!!" even when the noise drowns out at the end.
@alzeNL7 ай бұрын
Simon Pegg's opening statement seems to be Bournemouth Councils attitude to building cyclelanes rather than resurfacing the roads.
@Osafune216 жыл бұрын
"How do you get around? DO YOU FLY?!"
@iliketha13 жыл бұрын
i agree this shouldn't be titled as it is, because it gives away the ending
@vordman Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest sketch ever. How ever many times I watch it I always laugh.
@louisgardner55803 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this half arsed and didn't really read the title or description , glad for this to have be for me
@hailboognish6 жыл бұрын
the way matthews furrows his brow at eldon's suggestion is absolutely perfect
@Craig-wp3pz Жыл бұрын
2023, and this hits HARD! 🤦♂️⛽ 🛢🛑
@BlackRoseRX717 жыл бұрын
omygod the ending to this sketch is absolute class.
@stuffedmannequin15 жыл бұрын
Can't we all just get along? I enjoy Big Train, Blackadder, Spaced and whatnot.
@Destro70008 жыл бұрын
"PLUuuUTION?!"
@peterdavies29605 ай бұрын
No matter what show Mark Heap’s in, I’ll always remember him as Jim, just like how I’ll remember Dan Aykroyd as Elwood 😂
@davidbrianfisher14 жыл бұрын
Haha this is a classic thanks for posting id not seen it in years and forgotten all about it! One of my faves and i enjoyed the sketch where he takes a questionare and gets taken to a cellar to some weird ceremony but cant find it anywhere :-).
@meu0213615 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find it funny that the whole point of the sketch is people passing opinions off as their own, and almost all the comments on the video are exactly that? If someone has already said this then I suppose that makes the point even more valid.
@billybones6137 Жыл бұрын
The first 25 seconds is Twitter in a nutshell.
@Shaunography13 жыл бұрын
The name of the sketch is "opinions," thus is what you should name the video
@brettriverboat9920Ай бұрын
Haha i love the shake of head at 0:39
@salvadormarley14 жыл бұрын
He's a brilliant comedy actor.
@mouthghost65297 жыл бұрын
YOU BOLLOCKS, YOU BOLLOCKS
@Walking3765 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the funniest things I've ever watched
@trollgage3 ай бұрын
Because that knob said bollocks?....bollocks.
@philipditchfield439Ай бұрын
do I detect a slight contradiction between 0.52 (can't get around without a car) and 1.11 (without bus service couldn't get around)
@Nopperabou Жыл бұрын
I still think of "you clown!"
@jordanfrowd6735 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant
@jayfloramusic4 жыл бұрын
My son joined the army today. Sent this to him right away.
@pablowoods98863 жыл бұрын
Does he back doubling the price of petrol
@attiylanen2 жыл бұрын
What's his email? 😂
@aliftree9298 Жыл бұрын
The ending is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jake-vy2bh5 жыл бұрын
This proves that aside from being a great writer, Arthur Mathews should've done more acting, he;s the funniest one in the sketch, and that's saying something when the others include Julia Davis, Mark Heap and Kevin Eldon!
@nevittwoods1730 Жыл бұрын
Surrey 👍
@Benjiesbeenbetter. Жыл бұрын
He fupping should have.
@greglynch3915 күн бұрын
@@Benjiesbeenbetter.why are you talking like that?!
@Benjiesbeenbetter.5 күн бұрын
@@greglynch391 Because there's a no swearing sign.
@roberth132210 ай бұрын
Arthur Mathews is fucking terrifying.
@telmas71832 жыл бұрын
How perspicacious of them to have seen fuel at twice the price!
@atticbadger15 жыл бұрын
Too right, mate! - Brass eye - The day today - Phoenix Nights - Alan Partridge Need I go on?
@garyturner5739Ай бұрын
Good idea what about trembling the price of it.
@sacredgeometry15 жыл бұрын
:) its great to have the weather back after the last few years.
@rheinlandfilmchannel10 жыл бұрын
why isn't this a meme yet? this is just brilliant
@CoryMck5 жыл бұрын
@@MattTheOak and vine Is dead
@taknt38365 жыл бұрын
We'll make it one
@bigsteve16643 жыл бұрын
Nobody will appreciate this more than people in the army. We're very self aware of our academic limitations, and we're fine with that!
@every16652 жыл бұрын
Love the joke about how the army looks after everyone these days. "Even if you're absolutely hopeless at everything we try to teach you and can't work through the simplest of problems we have a special division just for you - it's called the air force."
@mmc10862 жыл бұрын
Em people in the army are hella brave. I could never. Am also academically limited but still
@half_eaten.hooker Жыл бұрын
@@mmc1086 it's a gag
@insertnamehere5146 Жыл бұрын
@@mmc1086 You're very honest but you're also very right about the Army.
@nelsonhibbert52678 ай бұрын
@@every1665 To be more precise it would be the RAF Regiment. Or anyone that works in supply.
@1000WinstonSmith Жыл бұрын
“Fly?” 😂😂😂
@xjames11813 жыл бұрын
I was passing through Wottoon Basset the other day, and a squaddie healed my son of leprosy, and brought back the sight of my blind daughter. I hate myself for only working in British Industry, and will gladly feed myself into a Soylent Green machine for our brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave boys. God* bless 'em.
@kingmancheng16 жыл бұрын
Lol loved this the first time I watched it, just completely didn't see it coming.
@daewookim803011 жыл бұрын
Do you fly? Hahaha!
@old2eyes17 жыл бұрын
top class funniest sketch ever
@PubliusDiamond16 жыл бұрын
What is the blonde woman's name in this? She was in Alan Partridge once.
@urbanstarship13 күн бұрын
This is a dramatisation of the how the Yellow Vest protests started in France.
@gooman98989815 жыл бұрын
dude you are 100% fuckin right! -the office -extras -canned camera they're so much funnier then the rest of the world!
@ezzerdamoose16 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@hazel1098717 жыл бұрын
What is "Big Train"?
@Triplesod13 жыл бұрын
Haha! Sorry 3SidedSquare, mate, I actually had a point in response to what you were saying about Father Ted pretty much being universally funny and pleasurable but it seems I lost it somewhere while I was sat on my high horse! :-)
@knabzco12 жыл бұрын
'How do you get around, do you fly?!'
@Triplesod13 жыл бұрын
@jerry303 OK, thanks for letting me know. You honestly didn't need to go to the trouble to tell me, mate but I appreciate you taking the time. I'm not exactly sure why you would let me know, though. I don't even know why you would bother trying to read what I wrote at all, considering I was speaking to someone else and it was none of your business. It's especially strange when you admit to struggle reading and understanding writing. All the best.
@dontsqueezethecheese15 жыл бұрын
dont worry, i sit on the fence for nearly all situations.
@videogamenostalgia4 жыл бұрын
Do you *FLYYYYYY*
@visoak5 жыл бұрын
Omg that punchline haha
@xjames11813 жыл бұрын
@unrealaldridgeguy I'm confused. You cited World War Two as a reason for having the -modern- army. If that wasn't tenuous enough, are you saying that the Taliban doesn't even enter into it, and the Army should exist 'just because'? Just in case Godzilla attacks? And you do read the Daily Mail. I've seen you reading it at 3 AM. And you use it as wallpaper in your treehouse. And you have a tattoo of Jade Goody saying 'Goodbye England's Rose'.
@johno6294 Жыл бұрын
Still the funniest skit of all time.
@kylesweeney-stewart5358 Жыл бұрын
This is before jam right?
@kundalinipsych12 жыл бұрын
I've always loved this sketch and thx for the upload. One thing: if I hadn't already seen it I might not have liked seeing the punchline right there in the video description, just saying...
@beagangraham14438 жыл бұрын
this is so good
@MrMarmalizer Жыл бұрын
Does Sadiq Khan get all his ideas from comedy shows?
@illiteratethug33058 жыл бұрын
Shaun Lock on the voiceover?
@rabidsasquatch8 жыл бұрын
+illiterate thug Phil Cornwell I think
@illiteratethug33058 жыл бұрын
rabidsasquatch Yes I think you are correct actually. does sound similar though
@Liorte19738 жыл бұрын
It's Phil Cornwell from Stella Street
@illiteratethug33058 жыл бұрын
Liorte1973 Never noticed how similar they sound before. (Either of you noticed George Martin, then Keith Emerson, then Prince dying within a few weeks? They should have done a Kanye West parody methinks...)
@mingtooter14 жыл бұрын
Mark Heap's sneer gets me every time 1:38 Nyaaaaaaaaaaar XD lol
@garystevens43034 жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm sure there was a sneering little weasel just like that at school.
@BlackRoseRX717 жыл бұрын
oh man i crack up at this every time. ahahaha
@brettjohnson536Ай бұрын
Is it just me or does the voice at the end sound exactly like Sean Lock 😂
@PurushaDesa14 жыл бұрын
@jm2trash And that's why you're typing that remark from what's left of the Helmand province, right?
@ravertrancerpsy13 жыл бұрын
@60s70s80s90smusic so are you going to join the army now or what?
@yellowpete7916 жыл бұрын
thanks for the anecdote how interesting
@thursday16792 ай бұрын
Kevin Eldon is so so funny .
@primus20917 жыл бұрын
Funniest Big Train sketch
@Triplesod13 жыл бұрын
@Paddy234 To be fair though, I've read Arthur Matthews and Graham Linehan - (the writers, as I'm sure you know), two Irish men - also call it a Britcom but also being extremely and fundamentally Irish at the same time. I know you weren't suggesting that only Irish folk can completely appreciate FT but I do think that the show couldn't possibly have been crated by English, or indeed anyone but the Irish.
@PubliusDiamond16 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@willyboy55515 жыл бұрын
well said.
@talatsmum15 жыл бұрын
lmao this is like the 'become a teacher' spoof off.. emm armstrong and miller? some comedy show anyway.. except this is better lmao :D
@thekencliff14 жыл бұрын
the laugh.. it's over acting..LOL..
@206wildcard12 жыл бұрын
do u get to work in half the time now??
@gamesworkshopdude16 жыл бұрын
hey don't mention it WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
@surajratti1329 Жыл бұрын
Rossana Podesta played Helen of Troy
@medalion13907 ай бұрын
Helen Mirren played Elizabeth II
@zeusuk1009 ай бұрын
This is how extinction rebellion protesters should be spoken to
@Laughing_Chinaman5 жыл бұрын
french yellow vest riots in a nutshell
@bandanadan693618 жыл бұрын
AWESOME
@nigelcarren5 жыл бұрын
Between 0:17 and 0:21 Kevin Eldon became Ian Brown... it must be the hair.
@GileadKid16 жыл бұрын
Her name is Julia, not Jill.
@AidanMclaren17 жыл бұрын
I don't know. It makes an already funny thing even funnier.
@anglaismoyen2 жыл бұрын
They're not wrong though. We do need to take cars off the road and get people into public transport if we want to solve congestion and improve journey times.
@Jdeadevil Жыл бұрын
What would you say to the two peoples' arguments though? Lmao
@anglaismoyen Жыл бұрын
@@Jdeadevil It's not impractical to bring two-year old twins into town on public transport. I've done it with a 3 and 1 year old. If it's impractical, it's probably because there's lots of traffic, or the bus service isn't well funded, probably because people don't use it (and they don't use it because it isn't well funded). Solution: take cars off the road and into public transport. As for people who live in the countryside, besides ones who are eligible for red diesel, they're probably there because they want the luxury of space and nature but still want to take advantage of human settlements to satisfy their needs, in which case they can pay their way through higher fuel costs.
@breakfreak3181 Жыл бұрын
If you're in a city, it's easy to take kids around on public transport. I do all the time. Of course there will always be essential car users (people living in rural areas with poor public transport provision is a perfect example). Improved and extended public transport infrastructure worldwide is essential for the environment.
@simonsimon325 Жыл бұрын
don't worry, a few more years and we'll be forced to accept Britain is now just one big car park and something has to be done. Ever been to a picturesque little village in the lakes or the cotswolds and it's just effing cars in two lines down every street. so depressing.
@discoder15 жыл бұрын
True.
@Zrashy16 жыл бұрын
1:39-1:42 YEAAAARH. I love this!
@Isleofskye4 жыл бұрын
Why you say that 11 years ago Bredda?
@sacredgeometry15 жыл бұрын
hey emo :) are you enjoying the Cornish sun i defiantly am :D
@charlieblomley77635 жыл бұрын
Emmanuel Macron rn
@redryan504814 жыл бұрын
I think everybody knows someone like that!!
@nazirkazi2588 Жыл бұрын
So.. only the person absorbing ideas, with an admittedly unclear vision of bettering the world, is mocked by hyenas and sent to fight their wars.
@hoss196216 жыл бұрын
Don't let us stop you signing up again - we here on "civy street" will cope with the loss of one ex-squaddie somehow, don't worry about us...
@hentaipanda0716 жыл бұрын
one of my fav big train sketches .... haha ..... they are so very nasty to him .... it's wonderful !
@gbessone15 жыл бұрын
i agree
@probie14512 жыл бұрын
"YOU BOLLOCKS!!!! I HATE YOUUU!!!"
@Triplesod13 жыл бұрын
@Ilikenuman So did Bob Hope.
@transonicbuoy115 жыл бұрын
Oh God. Was looking at YTube bits about history, etc, lots of argumentative and cheap comments. Thought I'd turn to comedy to lighten the day - and more bloody idiots getting all nationalistic. About COMEDY! What an 'effin' hoot that is. Cheers guys.
@redryan504811 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HAI know a guy that does this all the time and he keeps doing it!!