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@TesserasNerfRoom Ай бұрын

Lyrics: “Welcome to Hasbro we’re happy to have you now give us your money and we’ll give you value!” Now why should I do that when here there is Dart Zone? “Well don’t worry folks we’re happy to tell you!” Accuracy speed precision bigger better bisector, better distance better value brand new darts talk with the vendor seven eighty ninety feet the bigger number mean the better value for your dollar do you think we’d scam you HELL NO Come on let me tell you all about the bigger bucks and dollars bout the way you spend your money bout the system never falter I can promise you it works and never will it scam your dollar if you don’t believe me then I’ll FEED YOU BIG WORDS Take a look at Ultra no ignore it folks that didn’t happen yes I promise it is true imagination’s fooling you, want some value sure you do so look at N1 in a tube but look at any other products and I swear I’ll come for you Do you understand it no of course you cannot stand demand abandon the cash it laugh at the bandits who trash it until you cash in the habit to underestimate the baggage “You’re a bag a tag for tragic decisions I’ll make you take it” Listen everybody to the bells and whistles hyping up the people who are watching waiting wanting our new garbage dumpster fire of a product that’ll quickly be on sale at your standard local walmart a few days after you buy it Don’t you get it can’t you feel it its so simple so predictable the people the behavior algorithm it’s perceptible the fanboys always buy it out of love or out of hate it doesnt matter still the money lands directly in my pocket It’s a very simple science and there’s no way to defy it cuz the people want to buy it if you take it they’ll be violent they will storm and they will riot if it means they can acquire what I’ve made out of my garbage pile to them no it doesn’t matter Value for your dollar as a concept makes me shudder did you hear me did I stutter throw your money in the gutter cuz the drain it leads to me as far as everyone can see a corporation’s like a beast its made entirely of greed Feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, won’t you get it won’t you get it won’t you buy it won’t you buy it, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, you don’t get it no you don’t you just cannot take a joke feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, if you get this thing right now then I will give you have price off, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, TAKE OUR BIG WORDS Holy mother ?!?!?!?! get your mind out of the gutter don’t you know there’s children watching all the way to 4+ Little bitty dollar signs parents running to the store of which my product is galore so get your ass up off the floor Ads and ratios out the door its nothing to compare it for commercials up on every channel running wild freeeee chaos can’t avoid the trouble I know what is best get double have you not seen our commercials they go a little like this “Brand new Nerf blasters coming to your local walmart, they look like this and this, featuring” DISTANCE “as well as” ACCURACY “go check stores now! It’s nerf or nothing” Simply don’t you get it don’t you wanna see and need it listen close to everything I say and maybe you’ll believe it it’s a bisector trisector perpendicularity and if you don’t believe me I’ve got bigger words for you to see It is photosynthesis a simple metamorphosis a diagram of chaos hiding the big and existent system what is that too complicated you failing to understand don’t worry good sir I know better take my hand Simply oversee it cuz it’s my job to believe it I know everything about it you still just don’t understand it cuz the customer is ignorant a blissful little ignorance ignore the truth that I have hidden make it easy to believe it don’t you wanna live in bliss where I only make good decisions care about the customer and everything I make is perfect flawless and efficient like the stryfe was on it’s date of birth all the way back in 2013 weren’t those the glory days? Feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, won’t you get it won’t you get it won’t you buy it won’t you buy it, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, you don’t get it no you don’t you just cannot take a joke feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, if you get this thing right now then I will give you have price off, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, TAKE OUR BIG WORDS Hi everybody come and gather near as I have something you might like to hear a brand new line and a brand new dart and yeah this one costs 5 dollars for 10 Is it too expensive for the nitty gritty nerfers it don’t matter we don’t care, because karen here likes them, buy ‘em for her kids and it don’t matter they don’t fit because its not my fault that she chose not to read the fine print Here’s a pretty chart, to display all of our darts, now just make sure that they all line up or else your brain will blast! We got elite darts, mega darts, ultra darts, short darts, accustrikes, N1s, can’t forget the titan rocket big missiles, Hyper rounds, rival rounds ballistic balls, vortex, arrows, rockets, mega (the old one), streamlines, tagger darts, Gel rounds, whistle darts, oh yeah and this one glows in the dark! So many darts man what the dingus should I do, lemme tell you what to do, buy em all until you’re broke, go take out a loan or two and come back here give us a few more dollars for squallars so many simple defiants so buy it Buy it defy it defy the line of defiants and buy it cuz if you buy it defiants fight to defy it to fight it Fighting to buy it is not an ethical practice- hmm, wait, fight more. Come down and buy it yes please come and buy it come look at my boxes theyre shiny and flashy got buzz words galore and they’re right at the store yes theyre fast and exciting just trust me once more cuz you know that you want it that you want to have it well you’re free to have it just come down and buy it it costs 30 dollars it says that its accurate come on and get it would hasbro lie pff nah Feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, don’t you want it won’t you have it you know you can’t live without it, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, every single day you wish that you could be as cool as I am, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, I just wanna take your money give it and I’ll make a deal, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, super duper looper pooper fantastic mega trooper, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, won’t you get it won’t you get it won’t you buy it won’t you buy it, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, you don’t get it no you don’t you just cannot take a joke feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, if you get this thing right now then I will give you have price off, feed ‘em the big words hiding the picture, TAKE OUR BIG WORDS

@vonclaren1 Ай бұрын

The brain rot sets in early these days huh

@TesserasNerfRoom Ай бұрын

@@vonclaren1 tf are you talking about

@TesserasNerfRoom Ай бұрын

@@vonclaren1 it isn’t even criticism, you’re just complaining and insulting me. There’s a difference between making critiques and just being a jackass for no real reason, I am doing my best and have never rapped before other than the few tracks that are on this channel

@vonclaren1 Ай бұрын

@@TesserasNerfRoom You needed to know, someone had to say it, clearly no one else would. You've great talents, just not at that

@TesserasNerfRoom Ай бұрын

@@vonclaren1 mate I get what you’re trying to do but you also gotta understand that I haven’t had any practice at rap music until I started posting these, they’re mostly for shits and giggles as well as they’re fun to make