I think this would finally cure my chronic hysteria.
@integerofdoom6911 күн бұрын
Insert Dr. Evil "medically"
@connolec11 күн бұрын
😈😈😈😈🤩
@TH-120710 күн бұрын
Or perhaps make you more hysterical.😉
@mikemondano362410 күн бұрын
Maybe. But for me it would begin the nightmares that somehow I had gotten a batch of returns.
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
Ok, ordering several 400V tri-phase powered ones...
@clivequinn8978Ай бұрын
If you fix that to the Ryobi you’ve invented the drilldo.
@integerofdoom6911 күн бұрын
Isn't that a Mega Man boss?
@Sheet-Stores-Erewash11 күн бұрын
I've had a drilldo for 8 years...
@michaeltempsch528211 күн бұрын
Seen devices attached in place of the blade on reciprocating saws...
@Gameboygenius11 күн бұрын
I think that has been independently invented quite a few times...
@rimmersbryggeri11 күн бұрын
@@michaeltempsch5282 That sounds like something out of a danish gymastics feature from the 70's.
@roysigurdkarlsbakk384211 күн бұрын
A small, handwritten note is attached: All units personally tested and verified with the greatest delight
@pseudomemes526711 күн бұрын
QA pASSED
@Fluxkompressor11 күн бұрын
cheap stuff from china is almost always only tested half ass
@greggleswong8 күн бұрын
@@pseudomemes5267 QA passed OUT 😂
@tasherratt11 күн бұрын
From a medical point of view they are very effective, after using one with 130v up it, very few people come back to complain about a headache.
@dh203210 күн бұрын
I think that's why they worked so well, as nobody is coming back for a second dose, are they? Unless there is in to that sort of thing? and there we are backup to date? 🙂
@antonliakhovitch83069 күн бұрын
Tbf, if it doesn't go through your heart or brain 130V shouldn't be super lethal. It'll just hurt, a LOT
@benjurqunov9 күн бұрын
@@antonliakhovitch8306 It can internally kill a line(s) of body tissue as current passes thru the least resistive conductive path. You can end up with internal scar tissue if not outright internal infections.
@nugrohosumanto63909 күн бұрын
With 1500v, most people will not be sick ever again.
@justme53849 күн бұрын
You mean 130v like in low voltage?
@gary23jag10 күн бұрын
Quality control is a pain in the arse 😮
@alexm.614810 күн бұрын
'cue victorian accent' Good sir I must thank you, Your electrical health device has saved my marriage and cured my wife's hysteria! She has not explained the process of how (my wife refuses to let me enter her chambers during the procedure), and the strange sounds that occur are something i've never heard before, but after she emerges exhausted and shaking as if some foul spirit has left her she always seems far happier. Thank you good sir, I am forever in your debt! Sincerely Duke Shrimply von Lacking
@davidjh710 күн бұрын
I am sorely tempted to enter in a Monty Python-esque letter writing back and forth, but I shall refrain in the name of civility. Sincerely, Mr. Peebottom Slippenout. 😷
@Delaterius10 күн бұрын
I'm glad they're not chromed plastic. I was once in my car on a normal day when I noticed there was blood on everything. The chrome on the plastic door handle was coming off and was so sharp I didn't even feel it cut my hand open. Not the kind of thing you want in your suspiciously mushroom shaped medical device
@gabotron9410 күн бұрын
No worries! The chrome layer you get for that cost would be so thin, it would crumble away instead. Your only worry is chromium poisoning!
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
I believe the fashionable term for this is, "new fear unlocked?" 🤣
@andrewparry81410 күн бұрын
Yes, had exactly the same experience with chrome peeling off a car door release.
@SphinctersForever10 күн бұрын
Ever seen the video short "One guy, one cup"? Very similar idea
@mrbyamile69739 күн бұрын
Had a similar chrome flake cut my hand while washing a car years ago, bled like a stuck pig.
@pnadk10 күн бұрын
This device contains a bridge rectumfier.
@CitizenSmith5010 күн бұрын
rectumfRier !
@marxman0010 күн бұрын
Rectum fryer
@JanicekTrnecka5 күн бұрын
You have seen Mehdis magic wand video goo?
@BadonicusАй бұрын
Spock has definitely raised his eyebrow on this one..... While Mr Sulu has just said Oh My!!
@mxslick5011 күн бұрын
"It's ok to be Takei."😅
@l00t3R10 күн бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@miketomas856410 күн бұрын
Hahaha! While another Captain says "Hit It."
@Youtubecensoredmyusername10 күн бұрын
😂
@theonlywoody2shoes10 күн бұрын
Make it soooooooooo!
@ciscobrown11 күн бұрын
how the hell is that suppose to fit in your nose
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
With force. One up each nostril.
@sivalley11 күн бұрын
Have you never seen Total Recall?
@johnpublic658210 күн бұрын
@@sivalley I was thinking of the medical scene in Idiocracy...
@sivalley10 күн бұрын
@@johnpublic6582 Ah. Sorry. I had blocked the memory of watching that movie. It gave me a literal migraine.
@richardbas294810 күн бұрын
Clive, when are you going to 'bring one in'? 😊🌈
@rogerbarton179011 күн бұрын
Imagine lying face down in hospital, on a trolley in a busy corridor awaiting the surgical removal of an electric health device, as the blanket of modesty falls slowly to the floor of hilarity.
@bufordmaddogtannen10 күн бұрын
As Ali G would say "My uncle Jamal fell in the shower and had to go to the hospital... It happened to him twice". 🤣
@miketomas856410 күн бұрын
It could be worse.. That story of the woman with the lobster spawn..
@allenparke587410 күн бұрын
Like they say, never do anything you don't want to explain to a paramedic
@Big_Loo10 күн бұрын
Where is Badge502 when you need him!?
@jaapaap12310 күн бұрын
@@miketomas8564 please tell me what that's about.
@kraftypk728311 күн бұрын
Here for the comments
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
Oh, they're gonna be spicy.
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
And most likely REMOVED by KZbin, in my case! 👎😠
@geniferteal41786 күн бұрын
It's a new Bic for her. 😊 i like the way it fits inside my hand. So easy to grip tightly.
@kritsadventures11 күн бұрын
FOR EXTERNAL APPLICATION ONLY!
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
And not for use on unexplained calf pain or swollen and inflamed areas.
@daanwilmer10 күн бұрын
Looking at the shape of some and the build quality of the rest, internal applications are highly discouraged due to safety and hygiene concerns.
@petewilliamson65126 күн бұрын
Topographically speaking the human body is a doughnut with a few elaborate dents 🤷♂️ If you aren't bleeding, it's not internal according to maths 😬
@kritsadventures6 күн бұрын
@petewilliamson6512 Several of the holes in my body are exit only, thanks.
@gertbenade30829 күн бұрын
I can imagine some bloke at a national security agency who sits in a darkened room in front of 20 monitors and is keeping tabs on what Clive orders online. You're probably on a watch-list of some sorts, Clive! 🤣
@darrenchapman720310 күн бұрын
Chrome plated plastic can have razor-sharp edges if it flakes or cracks, I had a situation washing my hands in the local shopping centre public toilets , I noticed some blood spots on the floor and bench around the hand basin ,I wondered what had happened to cause someone to bleed everywhere, a few moments later I found out as I flipped the mixer tap on, some Chrome plate had let go from the plastic handle and had sliced a 3cm cut in my palm, instantly blood was dripping, I grabbed some paper towel and looked back at the mess. I reported the problem to centre management, and the handle was removed shortly after. And I went for a HIV test ,it was negative.
@Andrew_Fernie9 күн бұрын
Yikes!
@asdfasdfadfasdf297910 күн бұрын
I will happily and shamelessly share with you all, that during my curious experimental phase, i bought one of those metal coated plastic units. Not only do the cracks between the plastic retain a lot of yuck, the 2 halves can slightly slide around on each other, exposing their sharp edges. But that's not all! The thing about electroplating is that it's reversible, i don't know if it's due to the acidity of certain orifices or what, but the coating wears away fast, and if i was flexible enough to look down there, i'd probably find my sphincter now chrome plated. In conclusion, i would tell you that it was a horrible experience, and i will never do it again, except that my curious experimental phase isn't over yet and it actually felt really nice, so i may need to go investigate those rubber models. o7
@AltereggoLol18 күн бұрын
how do more people not die from this
@watsonwrote6 күн бұрын
Body-safe silicon my friend, please
@maItre_gonzo10 күн бұрын
A collaboration with electroboom on this kind of device would be.... interresting.
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
I dont really know If I want or dont want to see it. Oh heck, lets see it! This is once in a lifetime opportunity to find out something interesting and useful..
@xorphana6 күн бұрын
I'm wondering if a Jacobs ladder with these electrodes would work 😂
@ivyburrows976311 күн бұрын
can i use these to cheat at chess?
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
Yes. And count cards.
@gordslater10 күн бұрын
you spelled cheese wrong
@stefantrethan10 күн бұрын
Certainly, but how would you insert them into your opponent without them noticing?
@aSpyIntheHaus10 күн бұрын
@@stefantrethanI came here to lol at the above comment but yours is equally good. 😂
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
@ Rohypnol.
@gusbert11 күн бұрын
I've got an old leather covered wooden box which plugs into the mains. Various hollow glass and metal "tools" can be plugged into a handle. When turned on, the gas inside the the glass tools glows purple, and give the "patient" a buzzing shock, the level of which can be adjusted by a knob. The metal one gives give quite a painful shock.
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
A violet ray unit. Be very careful with the metal rod attachment, as electrical standards had not really been established at that time in history. There may be undesirable current flow if you touch something grounded while holding it.
@christopherlawley184211 күн бұрын
my parents had one of these. Sadly no longer here (unit & parents)
@MostlyInteresting10 күн бұрын
@@christopherlawley1842 they probably had in their will that it had to be disappeared upon their passing
@jhonsiders607710 күн бұрын
violet wand !! the old ones as clive said could be mains todays are like $700 for a quality kit .
@chrisgj1989 күн бұрын
Watch out in case any of the tubes have a high vacuum instead of gas filling - some of them can make x-rays.
@keithmower92110 күн бұрын
Clive was doing so well, then "they appear to mate together with a friction fit"...
@tbelding10 күн бұрын
Ah, yes, that's right. Engineers actually call that an interference fit. It's terrible that he used the wrong terminology.
@Max248719 күн бұрын
10:40 they're just mating with conical entrance areas
@MexieMex11 күн бұрын
A different type of electrical plug
@marxman0010 күн бұрын
A Jill plug ?
@michaellindsay123810 күн бұрын
Christmas Tree decorations to discourage the cat from pulling the baubles off and to stimulate polite conversation during dinner perhaps.
@bobs_ya_runkle10 күн бұрын
So what's the punishment for the cat if the initial discouragement fails? The mind boggles.
@stevebot3 күн бұрын
I don’t think that kind of p*55y was considered during the developmental and marketing phases.
@bobs_ya_runkle3 күн бұрын
@@stevebot I am sure you are right! 🤣😆
@rodmongodwood10 күн бұрын
the verbal dancing around the elephant in the room is just fantastic :D
@tin200110 күн бұрын
Elephant? Oh. That explains the size of the unit being disassembled at 8 minutes.
@AtreidaeChibiko6 күн бұрын
You must be new here
@double-7even10 күн бұрын
PC expert here. I have long suspected that PnP (plug and play) devices were not safe.
@terrym106510 күн бұрын
There's a factory in Texas that makes really big ones, it's called SpaceX...
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
You mean the SpaceXploding ones? 🚀💥🔥
@davidjh710 күн бұрын
And here I thought Jeff Bezos had the primary market on oddly shaped rockets...
@puppiesarepower368210 күн бұрын
😂🤣🤣😂 Comment should be pinned!👍📌
@TheContrarianThinker-S010 күн бұрын
@@davidjh7 Nah, they're Laurens 😆 Just ask Zuckerberg.
@gorak900010 күн бұрын
I was going to say, those ones might be a tad on the X-plody side for "medical" use
@williamkious534910 күн бұрын
Overheard in the ER: "Nothing accidentally enters the rectum, sir. Comes apart, maybe..."
@wtmayhew10 күн бұрын
One of the first things I ran across on the web back in 1994 was _The Foreign Objects Page_ which was X-rays posted by ER docs. The weirdest one was a standard size A19 light bulb. Ouch!
@williamkious534910 күн бұрын
@@wtmayhew tis butt a flesh wound!
@sootikins9 күн бұрын
@@wtmayhew The _Rectal Foreign Bodies_ site was similar and equally amusing.
@josoffat764911 күн бұрын
I think I need to find a new doctor, I've never been prescribed this treatment before.
@miyu40439 күн бұрын
I heard there are special "clinics" for treatments like these. All the "medical" staff there wears specialised full body suits made out of non-conductive material. Some of them even use resperatory devices like gas masks to prevent spreading diseases. Very professional. And their treatments have a very high "rate of satisfaction". For some reason they are not covered by most health insurance companies though.
@MercyPiePai11 күн бұрын
Will there be a giveaway? Just asking for research purposes.
@alsanova11 күн бұрын
What kind of research purposes??? Hmmm 🤔😂😂
@richardbas294810 күн бұрын
@@alsanovaa fitting maybe? 😂
@tin200110 күн бұрын
Isn't asking that question giving a lot away in itself?🤔
@AdmiralQuality10 күн бұрын
Conical entrance with friction fit. Got it!
@sebis_tt11 күн бұрын
As someone who recently finished building an ET312 clone, I appreciate this video!
@AtreidaeChibiko6 күн бұрын
Worth it compared to a Dg-labs?
@sebis_tt4 күн бұрын
@@AtreidaeChibiko I dont have a direct comparison, but probably not. The ET312 is pretty old, I just wanted to have it (or the MK312BT which I built with some modifications) for the cult status
@Firecul10 күн бұрын
One day you have to share a screenshot of your ebay and aliexpress recommendations 🤣
@Andrew_Fernie9 күн бұрын
A mans Aliexpress history should never be divulged
@HenryLoenwind8 күн бұрын
I can tell from experience that ali has a very short memory about some subjects, at least in regard to recommendations.
@brianatbtacprod198911 күн бұрын
The biggest issue is cleaning any of them. after "inserted for use" . Fluids will leak into all of them. If you don't clean them completely, and sterilize them, you, or "the patient" will get a rather nasty infection in a place that's not only hard to treat, but embarrassing.
@BlooMule10 күн бұрын
This is why it is essential to utilize a thin rubber sheath for cleanliness
@jhonsiders607710 күн бұрын
A place in SF sells the solid stainless ones .
@askjacob10 күн бұрын
@@BlooMule kind of would defeat the whole electrode bit though. All the unsealed seams and cable entries are gonna get nasty - sheathed or not
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
I just use Washing Up Liquid, and I've never had any problems! ... Err, did I just type THAT out-loud again? ... How embarrassing!
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
@@askjacob I recommend a toothbrush and some washing up liquid! 👍
@haydenl102910 күн бұрын
You my good sir have incredible composure during all this and the fact that you don’t laugh (as far as I know) is quite incredible very impressive
@PaulG.x11 күн бұрын
"Canal probes" All quality chromium plating requires the substrate to be plated with copper and then nickle. Chromium does not stick well to other metals
@kaefjot088 күн бұрын
Hopefully it also does not stick well to organic material 😮
@nick7869810 күн бұрын
The original Circuit you are showing works like a Ruhmkorff coil. Except a Ruhmkorff coil has secondary windings. 10 to 100 windings primary and up to a million secondary windings. In the primary there's also a capacitor to dampen the spark from the air gap on the primary. Used one for demonstrations to students in our physics lab. Always found it a scary thing. The sparks produced from the secondary are impressive. 15 cm could be reached from a 12VDC power supply. Just love how it works. Don't even need an alternating current. Getting the contact at the air gap not to stick was always the hardest way to set up 😁 You would love it Clive!
@wimwiddershinsАй бұрын
I remember messing about with a relay when I was a kid, eventually setting it up to switch its own coil. Got me a nice little shock there.
@aaronwilliams1249Ай бұрын
When I was a kid, I had a Radio Shack 150-in-1 electronics kit that was a project that used a relay and a transformer to create a high voltage. I recall I liked the shocks.
@bigclivedotcomАй бұрын
I got my first zap from a buzzer.
@hukaman8811 күн бұрын
My first zap was messing with a car battery.....I wasn't a smart kid
@unvergebeneid11 күн бұрын
okay but where's the part where you stuck it up your butt?
@thebloxxer2211 күн бұрын
The real question is how many children get shocked by sticking a fork in a wall socket or tongue in a light socket. I'm from the US, where safety outlets are few and far between.
@Fanta....Ай бұрын
The Burt Plurg looks very unhygienic...
@bigclivedotcomАй бұрын
Yes. Many juice crevices.
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
Was the misspelling intentional? ... Or can't you spell? 🤣
@tin200110 күн бұрын
@@marcse7en Clearly has a southern US accent. Also, problem solved if you simple stick a little rubber thing over it. Just turn the voltage up a bit to compensate.
@radellafАй бұрын
At least all the controllers I've seen have been battery instead of mains powered.
@bigclivedotcomАй бұрын
There are some USB powered ones, and they probably get plugged into eBay $1 chargers with zero proper safety in the design.
@josoffat764911 күн бұрын
It would be a bad day if the lithium battery ever blew 😄
@davidg428810 күн бұрын
There needs to be an "Acme" version of these. The shock is given to the controller handler, the electrodes are inert.
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
Ok, where I do get proper isolation trasformer for my tri-phase 400V/32Amp rated one?
@radellaf9 күн бұрын
@ Yeah... USB "medical" would be a power bank thing, if there ever was one. I do prefer a few AA/AAA.
@mxslick5011 күн бұрын
1:50 "Where is the little unit?" That's what he said. 😂
@peterjensen684411 күн бұрын
*gif of that EMT saying No goes here*
@LdHrothgar11 күн бұрын
Nope, he would ok these as they have a flared base, and a built in tether.
@JasperJanssen10 күн бұрын
@@LdHrothgar well, coming apart wouldn’t be great. But it’s not *inherently* badly shaped, at least.
@Case_11 күн бұрын
Ah, yes, the healthful things that require peekabooing.
@Lumibear.11 күн бұрын
You’re being a naughty bear lately, it was interesting to see the varying structures though. Mostly these only induce localised muscular contraction, but if used in conjunction with external electrodes the electrical stim can be guided directly through G-spots. So I’ve heard. ;)
@connolec11 күн бұрын
Yes, but get these things from reputable brands! Myestim, MEO, for example.
@Lumibear.10 күн бұрын
@@connolec preach!
@ThomasShatter10 күн бұрын
@@connolec Aren't mystim just overpriced repacked chinese stuff?
@Lumibear.10 күн бұрын
@ like Apple!
@jhonsiders607710 күн бұрын
WOOF !
@abunk869111 күн бұрын
Got confused by the thumbnail as it looked as multiple things to me. A big suppsitory, a door stop magnetic thingy to keep a door open (forgot what they're actually called), and the recreational nether region plug (with the optional vibration motors or reciprocating motors for "medical" reasons).
@integerofdoom6911 күн бұрын
Is that a flared base?
@idjtoal11 күн бұрын
not really....
@slyfondle188511 күн бұрын
Better hope you don't lose the metre of cable up there 🙄
@samp953910 күн бұрын
Or are you just pleased to see me
@coniferous313211 күн бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and I was like "woah nelly, that one is bigger then expected". Then... it happened again.
@Ben-says-you-are-AWESOME10 күн бұрын
The Ali-Express store is very entertaining, one could say that it was "eye opening", although given the nature of some of those devices you could end up with other things opened wide!!
@CrazyOregonBeaverАй бұрын
But are they Dishwasher safe? 🤣🤣🤣
@integerofdoom6911 күн бұрын
Remind me to stay away from your dishes for "medical" reasons.
@unvergebeneid11 күн бұрын
@@integerofdoom69 haha my thought exactly!
@My-Pal-Hal10 күн бұрын
Yeah,.. you might want to avoid putting them in the dishwasher. Unless you use Dawn, with Hydrogen Peroxide 😂 ... not that i would know 🙄
@unvergebeneid10 күн бұрын
@@My-Pal-Hal 🤢🤢🤢
@jack1d1XB7 күн бұрын
Not sure the misses will fit!!!🕹🚀🗼🗽😅🤣😂
@P.J.McLaughlin11 күн бұрын
5:30 "a different size packer washer" It is surprising that they use different size packer washers. I did not know that. Probably because one size doesn't fit all. This channel packs a plethora of interesting and useful information.
@richardturton6900Ай бұрын
The first electrode is remarkably similar to what is hanging on the end of the pull cord of my bathroom light switch.
@unvergebeneid11 күн бұрын
Yes, that was my first thought as well: a light switch!
@bobs_ya_runkle10 күн бұрын
If I ever come to your house remind me not to pull on the bathroom light switch 🤣😂
@tin200110 күн бұрын
@@bobs_ya_runkle It's fine, dude... Just pull it with your butt hole like a normal person.
@ChargelessElectron11 күн бұрын
Thank you, Clive. I'm much healthier now.
@SilverArseАй бұрын
There are ones out there big enough that you would melt down to make planes in a war. Also someone I met who knows about these said that you want digital. People made homemade versions of the control boxes with analogue signals and proceeded to ruin their willies with sine waves.
@Lumibear.11 күн бұрын
These super cheap stim boxes don’t really have much capacity for such uses, they really are just relabelled tens boxes really, they’re made for muscle stim, but there are ones out there that work more like synthesisers, capable of actual sine waves and such, and they can indeed ‘ruin willies’, to coin your phrase. My understanding is the more expensive sine wave kinds started with veterinary devices designed for ‘milking’ male bulls and horses and such, and kind of obviously someone got curious if humans would get the same results. And lo a new industry was born!
@Sashazur10 күн бұрын
Which waves for willies are better than sine waves?
@SilverArse10 күн бұрын
@Sashazur in this case digital steps. On /off.
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
I know! ... I had one! ... It was IMPOSSIBLE! ... Err, did I type THAT out-loud again? 👎🤣
@sootikins9 күн бұрын
Rectangular pulsed waveform good. Sine wave just hurts. (At least that's what a friend told me)
@MightyRude11 күн бұрын
I used sticky pad electrodes for pain relief some 24 years ago, it did help in the beginning but resulted in 3rd degree burns after a couple of months (it was so bad that the caregiver didn’t have any unburnt place to put the electrodes). I’ve been on opiates ever since.
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
I wonder if the burns were actually DC bias causing skin damage.
@MightyRude10 күн бұрын
@ That’s very much possible, I do remember the electrodes beginning to sting when the batteries went low.
@Andrew_Fernie9 күн бұрын
Burns? Wow! Were you using a defibrilator?
@MightyRude9 күн бұрын
@@Andrew_Fernie That’s what you get from using it 24/7 on full intensity for multiple months. And it might have been skin irritation from DC bias (like BigClive commented) but there isn’t really a difference between what I got from it and third degree burns (six squares full of blisters, skin peeling off and pus running out).
@MightyRude9 күн бұрын
@@Andrew_Fernie I think YT removed my comment because it didn’t like the graphic description of the spots on my back, but it was done with a medical tense device made by Beurer.
@grantrennieАй бұрын
Thanks for another good video Clive 👍
@DavidVR211 күн бұрын
As the Queen of the Victorians once said "One Moment Please"😉 Thank you Clive, another informative video👍
@samp953910 күн бұрын
One moment?? You must be doing it wrong.
@Blue-bf8lv10 күн бұрын
have you tested its "medicinal benefits" off camera?
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
I've not mustered up the courage to try that yet.
@curtishoffmann695611 күн бұрын
The modern versions are internet-ready and USB-powered. There's an app for that.
@ran2wild37010 күн бұрын
With a camera and streaming capabilities!! I hope!!
@lukahierl985710 күн бұрын
Thats used for cheating at chess tournaments.
@tin200110 күн бұрын
@@lukahierl9857 Yeah. That's the one.
@tooruoikawa898511 күн бұрын
I’m an adult human being , I’m an adult human being, I’m an adult human being LOL
@Gameboygenius11 күн бұрын
Good, because those things are used for adult human being purposes.
@My-Pal-Hal10 күн бұрын
... that's what she said 😳
@scoobydooo439010 күн бұрын
Crikey..!! They were getting bigger and bigger.... I was expecting the legendary 6 lb artillery shell to make an appearance...!!
@davidg428810 күн бұрын
He doesn't want to ruin that one.
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
It exploded.
@P.J.McLaughlin11 күн бұрын
In the early 1800's electricity became rectumized? I did not know that.
@MrBroberds11 күн бұрын
Full-bridge rectumfier!
@mjouwbuis10 күн бұрын
Yes, butt only when using a FULL BRIDGE RECTUMFRIER
@BillyNoMates197411 күн бұрын
that far left one looks like its called 'hammer head probe buddy 10000'
@worldofrandometry691210 күн бұрын
For using those metal ones, I suggest buying a bottle of Locktite.
@sootikins9 күн бұрын
Works better with *Rec-tite(tm)* (nod to Sublime)
@OldNerdyMeathead10 күн бұрын
Are these those new fandangled scientologist testing machines they upgraded to from the cans?
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
Yes. These are for Xenu's magical truth probing machine.
@wtmayhew10 күн бұрын
No self respecting Theatan is going to stick around when these electrodes are brought out. 😊
@MandrakeFernflower10 күн бұрын
@@bigclivedotcomthe e in e-meter stands for "erotic"
@AndyDo10 күн бұрын
"Take it to bits" is my favorite double entendre of the year so far.
@Guru3168 күн бұрын
Just saw the thumbnail and thought 'Blimey....Clive's channel has taken an interesting turn!' 😂
@iandawkins218211 күн бұрын
Yes a guaranteed take down / demonetization, and KZbin censors having a nervous breakdown over the content, perhaps the device could help them.
@idjtoal11 күн бұрын
there are some comments from the early viewers, so it's been here for a few weeks now ? Not saying tubers wouldn't benefit from 🎳🥒🥾 applied generously of course.
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
Cranked up to 11...
@geniferteal41786 күн бұрын
Has a spring at the back as well? I heard they put a spring in your step too.😊
@allenrusselljr10 күн бұрын
I had knee surgery at age 14 that required physical therapy. I learned very quickly to turn the tens unit off before removing the sticky pads. Care of catching hysteria 😊
@tbelding10 күн бұрын
Clive, you need to get one of the old Siemens electric double-edged safety razors. They used a battery bank that was in turn plugged into the mains. They vibrated, to make your shaving more efficient.
@polymath937210 күн бұрын
Clive: are you _really_ sure that these are available on the NHS?!
@richardbas294810 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JonPMeyer10 күн бұрын
Your comment about "more sophisticated devices" caused my mind to wander into some really weird places. And for some reason the end of the 1812 Overture was playing in the background. Thanks, I really needed a distraction from the weird stuff that is actually happening in this part of our world today.
@gorak900010 күн бұрын
there are plenty of places online where you can see the more sophisticated devices in action, live, at all times of the day - even remotely control them with your 'donations' so to speak
@MrZetor11 күн бұрын
@8:11 If I remember correctly, you actually need a gerbil for a proper 'Harmagedon' event...
@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE10 күн бұрын
There used to be a programme called the Bronx Bunny show. I think it was on channel 4. It featured a section on "the internal gerbil."
@MandrakeFernflower10 күн бұрын
Lemmiwinks
@YerUnclePhil10 күн бұрын
I scanned the comments for the Armageddon reference. I heard it on a radio show, and never forgot it.
@DrGreenGiant10 күн бұрын
That's why there's a hole up one of them. Gerbil access
@samp953910 күн бұрын
Step away from that capybara!
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
"Medical" ... That made me laugh way harder than it should, Big Clive! 🤣
@Jeff44Ай бұрын
Clive, if the metal ones are not stainless, which is produced very cheaply in China, then it might be nickel plated steel, like the finish on NiB magnets. It does look more like Ni than Chrome on camera. If it feels like it's got some weight to it, then I'd definitely go for Stainless or Steel/Nickel than anything Aluminium.
@brauchmernet29 күн бұрын
Yeah and if it would be stainless, the geigercounter would be the first thing to check…
@wtmayhew10 күн бұрын
I bought a cheap FNIRSI Geiger counter which FNIRSI managed not to screw up. I definitely give stuff coming from China a quick radiological scan upon arrival.
@neilg32210 күн бұрын
Weight it and measure its volume Clive and calculate the specific density, inquiring minds need to know.
@stefantrethan10 күн бұрын
You can tell by the way the chip formed when drilling these are aluminium.
@4bSix86f6110 күн бұрын
I lost it when I looked carefully of what those "medical electrodes" were
@retrozmachine118910 күн бұрын
So I guess you hammer them in like an earthing electrode for your house?
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
You have to lube them up to make sure the resistance wont be too high ..
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
Yes. You put them in with a jackhammer.
@JudgeD-hc9vw8 күн бұрын
amazed at your expert knowlege on these medical devices. Thank you.
@bigclivedotcom8 күн бұрын
I'm not sure anyone is really an expert on these.
@gertjanvandermeij426510 күн бұрын
*Just pull your pants down Clive ! We want to see this IN ACTION !!*
@kewakl88919 күн бұрын
01:35 we still have snake-oil salesmen today -- and my snake doesn't squeak!
@Hervoo10 күн бұрын
Wait, THAT GOES WHERE!?
@JanicekTrnecka10 күн бұрын
Nostrils maybe?
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
Wherever takes your fancy.
@tin200110 күн бұрын
This one goes in your mouth. This one goes in your butt... No wait. THIS one goes in your mouth.
@GNARGNARHEAD11 күн бұрын
that last one reminded me about that Jim Jefferies bit about the plastic egg🥢 🤣
@lukasgayer539311 күн бұрын
Despite being shaped in obviously naughty way, these can be used in completely "boring" way to stimulate aching muscles on your back, neck and shoulders, which is fine. When naughty meets practical!
@Sashazur10 күн бұрын
Yes just tell that to your mother when she finds it.
@tin200110 күн бұрын
I'll stick to the thing that has an outline of feet in the unit. 99% of the time when I'm feeling sore, that foot/leg shock therapy fixes it all. And I don't have to explain to my mother why I have an electric butt plug that way.
@HenryLoenwind8 күн бұрын
The split ones? Not likely. You want single-electrode ones for that.
@phils463410 күн бұрын
An excellent "selection" of interesting "devices" Mate! As for the conductive polymer not being "that" conductive, I'm sure my Marx generator would work just fine (although probably not recommended for their "intended use" 🙂)
@flickthenick10 күн бұрын
No wonder this channel is called Big Clive...
@SigEpBlue9 күн бұрын
I've got to wonder a) exactly what the composition of that silvery metal plating is, and b) how much of that metal might transfer to the user while it's, um, "implemented".
@Senshikaji11 күн бұрын
Probably more interesting; a UK company makes a remote control version.......... and audio sensing/control versions......
@kewakl88919 күн бұрын
03:28 that knot is so that the ripcord does not pull away in those awkward moments when this has to be removed QUICKLY
@GavinM1618 күн бұрын
Probably with a loud popping sound.
@jouneymanwizard10 күн бұрын
I giggled at way too many points in this vid.
@bobs_ya_runkle10 күн бұрын
So which one would you recommend Clive? A friend of mine wants to know. 😇
@bigclivedotcom10 күн бұрын
I'd recommend getting one that fits correctly in your application.
@ferolcat200910 күн бұрын
Were these recovered from Diddy's house search?
@jwalster94128 күн бұрын
Thats an odd shape for an electrode. I dont know what they could possibly use thst for.
@scottydawg123456711 күн бұрын
they were for hysteria weren't they
@muadeeb10 күн бұрын
Thank you for all you do in Analyzing these health items
@mikepelletier139910 күн бұрын
I love this channel!
@marcse7en10 күн бұрын
Sssh! ... Those killjoys at KZbin DON'T like people to have too much fun and laughter!
@chuckthetekkie9 күн бұрын
When my dad was still alive, in the early 2000's, he went to the skin doctor to have some skin tags removed. He took me with him. In the office there was this large electric probe device that looked like it was a few decades old. My dad makes a comment to the doctor asking if that electric device was just for show. The doctor said no, it's a fully functioning medical device and he takes the probes and turns this machine on and proceeds to zap a few of my dad's skin tags off.
@ricklepick914811 күн бұрын
Health electrodes. Yes, strictly for health purposes.
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
Yes. For healthful invigoration, such that one might experience great wellness.
@PipeManPeep10 күн бұрын
I saw a notification that BigClive had a new video. I saw the title. I thought "that'll be interesting". I played the video and had a shock when I saw the opening image! 🤣🤣🤣
@jonbob211 күн бұрын
Pro tip: pay attention to the listing when buying German-made “toys”. Unlike most others they’re exactly as big as they claim to be.
@bigclivedotcom11 күн бұрын
The Germans always go to extremes.
@steve1978ger10 күн бұрын
I've read about that storm... hope you're safe, all hatches battened down
@dcallan812Ай бұрын
Where is the larger one?😊 They did have some very outrages claims, stick this where the sun dont shine and grow a full head of hair again 🤣 Cheep chrome plating is not what you need, its so sharp when it fails. .😱