Bill Burr DESTROYS LESBIANS & WOMEN REACTION

[@TwistedSisterHaratiofales]

So I am a strait married man of 59. Me and my wife have several friends and aquaintances that are gay. One couple are lesbians and they are both in their 20's and are quite attractive women. Last year they gave me a Rolex Watch for my birthday. I was mortified. I told them that I couldn't accept such an expensive gift from them and that it made me feel very burdened as I could never afford to buy them any kind of gift that was that lavish and expensive. They told me that they thought that the Rolex would make me very happy, and that from what I had told them that is something that I would want to have before I depart the earth. I didn't remember ever telling them anything like that. Then it dawned on me. Oh I think you missunderstood me I had to tell them. I didn't say that I wanted a nice watch. I sad that it would be nice to watch.

[@denp54z]

Old joke but it is still funny !

[@damionmarkham9835]

I asked for a watch for Christmas They let me

[@TwistedSisterHaratiofales]

@@damionmarkham9835 LOL, so the gave you the TIme.

[@luzmarier.4199]

😂🤣

[@nathanestil4547]

😅

[@josephoneil3093]

As Robin Williams once said “we’re so politically correct today you can’t even call a lesbian a lesbian, you have to refer to them as women in comfortable shoes” 😂

[@seanoleary1979]

Yo... call a spade a spade and a carpet muncher a carpet muncher! Simple!

[@thbemky827]

Anthony Jeselnik has a similar joke about trans women saying that "we cant call them chicks w dicks anymore... we have to call them men who talk too much."

[@HubbaBubba768]

Driving with my little sister (who is lesbian) we went by a house on our block and I said "There's our resident lesbian couple" as they were out working in their yard. "How do you know their lesbian?" "Two women in a house, smart haircuts, impeccable lawn... they're lesbians" "That doesn't mean they're lesbian" "Ok" Sometime later she started talking to them and straight up asked them "Are you lesbians?" "Yeah why?"

[@jigglybandito9505]

Lmfao!!!!! Fucking great.

[@phillybertful]

You can tell a lesbian if she’s butch.

[@KuldneKotkas]

Lol

[@raulascencio7835]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Baldwin-iv445]

I mean stereotypes come in certain forms for a reason.

[@lewisner]

I used to work with a young woman and we went outside for a cigarette. She mentioned that one of the other women was a lesbian then said "I'm gay". I replied "I know" and she looked stunned and said "how ?". I said " you said we've just got new curtains or we've got a new bed but you didn't mention a guy and I put 2 and 2 together".

[@saquibhussain4789]

Bill spitting facts as always.

[@Raees-Divitiae]

A true comedian takes you from A to Z, then all the way back to A through great storytelling. Burr has always done that, and never fails.

[@BigPatFenis_]

Everyone is saying you look like a tomboy which I don't get at all, I've never seen a tomboy who makes their hair look that nice and have nice jewelry like that, let alone look nearly as feminine as you do. My cousins were both actual tomboys and would often ride dirtbikes with me, ride 4-wheelers, shoot guns, go mudding, etc. My aunt actually told me one time that my youngest female cousin looked up to me which is why she always wanted to hang out with me and the older boys, so there you go. To this day she's very successful, loves the outdoors and animals and still enjoys doing all the things we used to do growing up together camping and hanging out.

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

I don't think of myself as a tomboy! I actually think I'm quite feminine so I appreciate that a lot (:

[@CarShopping101]

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 No you don't look like a lesbian or trans. I don't know where people are getting that. Although 20.8% of Gen Z identifies as LGBTQ or non binary so they think most other people are too.

[@jasfan8247]

​@@BigDaddyMoMo1 Bc you ask. You are funny in a kind of tomboy way. Looking like a woman talking like a man , bro this and that. Cleavage like it's muscles. Wearing a mans clock and hand gestures like you kick *ss. You're having fun but u r "feminiciting" a bit angry. Hardcore frikkin' weirdo's 😂

[@goodrum151]

Well... I would embarrass myself trying to get her number to be honest

[@BFrydell]

Bill Burr is so unpredictable. He's my favorite, neck-and-neck with Chapelle

[@Razgriz85]

I remember seeing a lesbian couple at a Walmart in Delaware that you couldn't mistake for anything but. They had the same 80s style short haircut, which were dyed bright colors, one had a purple tiger stripe leotard on, while the other had an orange leopard spot leotard on. They both had their faces painted up in the same color as what they were wearing, and they were both obese, but still walking around. One was a few inches taller than the other, and had more masculine facial features. I guess that's something to be expected in Lewes Beach, DE.

[@josuegarcia5827]

Oh damn, shout out to Delaware!! I can attest and confirm; this is true! 😂

[@billh.1940]

Maybe they are lesbian as most men are feed up with hopelessly crazy, nutty women. We used to spot lesbians by their shoes.

[@بهزادسالمی-م9ث]

We need to protect Bill at all cost. Another great reaction as always. 😍😁

[@seanscanlon9067]

Maybe we should start painting lane lines on the pavement or sidewalk, as Americans call it.

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

If you makes you feel any better, you don't really give off lesbian vibes to me. You do kind of have that tomboy/sports-girl thing going, which is "A" okay in my book.

[@delavan9141]

I have no idea why YT decided to recommend your channel, but I do love BB and, now, your commentary. Every other "reaction" channel feels way too contrived for me, but I like your authenticity.

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

THANK YOU!! I appreciate that Delavan!

[@bryang119]

Bill is one of the best stand-up comedians I've ever heard. It's one thing to have the jokes but when you can deliver them the way he does it's golden.

[@gustavoraffo489]

I don't think you look like a lesbian or a transexual, I think you look like a hetero woman, and a mighty fine one if might say so =p you do have a very strong "I know who I am, I'm comfortable in my own skin" good sense of humor, no bullsh.. type of vibe, so I guess that people think that's a masculine trait.. But I love it, I find your personality refreshing, very distant from the shy, overly feminine type of girl tubers

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

Exactly. I never thought of her as a lesbian. My first impression was she is a heterosexual woman who's strong-willed.

[@rubensvensson4860]

"I've lived with one of these fucking things" 💀💀😂

[@chriswhinery925]

Judging by how tongue in cheek you talk about "all the social justicing I be doing", and that fact that you can tolerate watching Bill Burr without getting a case of the rage shakes, and not only tolerate him but laugh at the jokes, I think your claims of being a feminist are pretty sus. You might be a feminist by the standards of a few decades ago but unless you dye your hair blue and start yelling about patriarchy I don't think they're gonna let you in the clubhouse in the year 2022.

[@michaelcanning2204]

Chris, keep it up. Your last name sums up everything about you.

[@Itsukazutrap]

Well yeah, that's what feminism is about. The behaviour on Twitter isn't feminism, just misandry and hatred. Every movement will one day have an extremist part. Religion did, feminism does, antiracism does,... From the moment you talk about female's rights instead of pure equality, someone can start taking it to an extreme and starts wanting MORE rights, privileges,...

[@RS-fy9hb]

I don't know if this is representative of the audience, but the reason why there's so few feminists around now, as opposed to a couple years ago, is because the feminism movement has changed. It means that the main actors behind feminism have been hijacked, and are now seeking privileges and willfully ignoring any other equality issues that don't pertain to women, so their original definition has changed. If there aren't enough vocal "real" feminists voicing outrage at the 'extremists' then that movement has been hijacked by the new wave of 'extremists'. It's exactly why the left in the us has such a bad reputation now, because it took ages for libertarians to voice outrage at the shift in attitude towards free speech in the people now considered far left extremists. So unless there are more feminist advocats that voice outrage at the Amber Heard situation, or suicide rates among men, then they won't be considered a movement for equal rights anymore. Also, this was written around the Mr Clean bit, and I have to say, if I had that choice, I wouldn't even need time to consider. Gimme a vacuum a cook book and a toddler, and I'll show you what the epitome of housewifing looks like xD. But, like the op said, I sincerely doubt the feminists nowadays would let someone who can joke about comedians like Bill Burr in. I say this, because the only feminists I've ever run into in my life, are the people who fervently believe you can't joke about certain things, and scream about patriarchy.

[@TheRetroManRandySavage]

I reckon she's a feminist in the classical sense. She's just not one of those 21st century feminazi's. If I had to guess. 🤷‍♂️😂

[@tommerker8063]

@@Itsukazutrap that shit doesn't only happen on twitter

[@NoahFroio]

I will 100% guarantee you, if I found a woman who wants to work, pay the bills, and do the things, that she would come home to a spotless house, a home-cooked meal, well taken care of children, and a maintained property, every single day. My career goal is to be a house-husband to a successful and loving wife. Sign me the fuck up.

[@blaseblah204]

The great line from Seinfeld; Elaine: George, just merely acknowledging another man as attractive, doesn't mean your gay. George: It doesn't help. Being a feminist, DOES NOT mean you're a lesbian, but..............

[@davidbordonaro1631]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[@blaseblah204]

@@davidbordonaro1631 Perfect.

[@darrekworkman5595]

Feminist actually aren’t that good to lesbian either. The narrative feminist push that men are the perpetrators of DV leaves a lot of lesbians getting abused. Lesbians actually have higher rates of DV than either straight or gay men. It isn’t fair how the stats are measured though because ‘political’ lesbians, who aren’t actually lesbians, are counted in the lesbian stats. I mean what does anyone expect when a large portion of the people in the stats as lesbians are only in lesbian relationships is because they feel entitled to be in a relationship but hate men. At least when men get tired of dealing with women they don’t call themselves ‘political’ gay men, they just go MGTOW.

[@shubhendusenroy8775]

It’s great to see you laugh with Bill (and the rest of us). He’s insightful sometimes and funny all the time. You’re cool!

[@kylemorris4600]

Bob and weave them curtains hahaha. Love it. "I'm here for the meat!!" I'm loving this keep it up 🤣😂

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

Hahaha thank you Kyle!!

[@kylemorris4600]

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 you are very welcome, love the videos with Bill burr and nia!

[@dennishenwood8669]

Trust me being a ginger I've had more than my share of confrontations, actually been told I look like Bill lol. Always loved his comedy

[@Siggikari]

"I'm here for the meat!" Still can go both ways

[@frogger1952]

The clam curtain.🤣

[@aswd90]

I think that the confusion wherever you are a lesbian or not comes from the fact that ( as far as i can tell from this video alone) you're a tomboy. Many people immediatly assume that that translates to a woman being a lesbian, which isn't true. There are lesbians who are tomboys and those who aren't, in that same way, there are straight women who are tomboys and those who aren't. My own mother is an example of that, my mother is one of the most tomboyish women i've ever seen.

[@mysticstrikeforce5957]

yha tom boys can date a man the only thing about a tom boy is that they were raised by pretty much males growing up or their mother never really had any mother and daughter time. So they usually try to be on man side of everything.

[@douglasfrazier2856]

the trick would be to stop dead and start playing with your phone - then she either goes around him or walks straight into him - then you can say "Excuse you!"

[@onlyonecannoli3952]

As a straight man, I am so tired of having straight women vaginashame us and our lesbian sisters. You don't see us making videos about how some of you (and you know who you are) give no warning about the funk that you got going on down there until it's too late. That's intentional infliction of emotional distress! I cry now every time I see one after that experience.

[@Nimbus1701]

First time finding your channel and let me say your reaction/commentary was.great and had me laughing as much as Bill's stand up bit. Appreciate you making me laugh on top of what Bill did. Fantastic! Can't go wrong with anything Bill Burr, Ron White, or George Carlin!

[@gregoryhankel7988]

Im a retired special ops soldier. I cook, clean, my wife works and I run this home! Happiest Ive ever been.

[@seanscanlon9067]

Any job you can do in your pyjamas is not that difficult.

[@Mixcoatl]

As a guy, it's nice to know there's at least one woman in the world who feels about the "V" the way I feel about the "P". I just can't wrap my head around how anyone could ever... ever... go near it. I feel repulsed just looking at my own.

[@bruceferry3825]

Hahahahahaha.... I've never heard "the clam curtains" before! Helarious!

[@cluneyc]

As an older man writing under a pseudonym I never for a second thought you were a lesbian, quite the opposite. I've just recently discovered Bill burr and more recently discovered you. The best part is watching you laugh at Bill. A lot of fun for me, thanks

[@Twiska]

"Quite the oppsoite of a lesbian?" Smooth, well she did say she was "after that meat".

[@BensSoZen]

Same here, despite knowing she was all about that MMA.

[@coktoe4487]

All this time Christine.... I thought I was in love with a beautiful young woman. Turns out you're a gross old man like me....wanna meet up in Vegas?

[@brentgraber591]

So is this your account to pick up kids writing under a female name with a female picture next to it, are you looking for little boy or little girls and when exactly should you're accout be flagged and reported?

[@dlbutler]

​@@brentgraber591 He stated he's a man writing under a pseudonym, which kind of defeats the purpose of luring, doesn't it? Also, he's commenting under a video that features an adult female and that has absolutely nothing to do with children. Amazing that you leapt to child victimization right away. Stop projecting. Get some help. Deal with your own urges.

[@corbinclardy1611]

I like how chill you are, you absorb the whole, you see where he's coming from. No overreaction, you're like dude's not wrong. With, whoever he starts with, if you are even slightly related, ie, a woman, he drags you into it also

[@capturingcraig]

You definitely do NOT give off lesbian vibes. Beautiful woman!

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

I appreciate that Craig! Thank you!

[@TheFairyintheFishBowl]

Definitely not!! Don’t even stress about that! 😘

[@capturingcraig]

@@BigDaddyMoMo1 You are welcome! 🙂

[@drjohnsmith5282]

It's not calculus to recognise a lesbian, he says. Trust me, Bill, calculus is *way* easier to understand than human females, lesbian or otherwise

[@machridom]

Finally someone who finished the joke

[@user-mj2ro8md8p]

It wasn’t done yet

[@aminedridi321]

He's a comedian! He's allowed to joke about everything, nothing is off the table. If you can't take a joke, maybe you shouldn't watch comedy.

[@taitsmith8521]

1:42 😆 🤣 😂 Arby's roast beef I'm dying! P.S. I don't think there has ever been a lesbian that used the term "clam curtains". You're almost like a female version of Bill Burr

[@Somegoy]

It's the confidence and sense of humor that men have that make people think your a lesbian. One of my good friends is a lesbian and I seriously get along with her better than almost all of my guy friends because we think almost exactly the same. You don't blush and freak out, you understand where he's coming from on subjects. Usually those are traits of women who don't look at men as potential partners lol

[@zakfrisch2997]

Just found this channel. Your commentary and reactions are the best things I've seen in a while and you actually have a great sense of humor. Fucking keep it up!

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

That really means so much to me. Thank you Zak!

[@Shawaeon]

I love Bill Burr because he just doesn't give a single fuck. Even if he got canceled he wouldn't give a shit.

[@joebingham69]

I enjoyed your humor as much as Bill"s on this one!!!!!! LOL

[@russ7414]

You don't look trans or lesbian. I think it's because when seeing someone as stunning as you, it's easy to think there must be a something I'm missing.

[@ericpayne4571]

I love you momo. Thank God there are still women like you.

[@dereksmith6126]

Good comedians don't lie. They tell the truth and sometimes certain people get offended. That isn't the comedians fault.

[@ReedProCreed]

I thought of Zarya from overwatch when he did the lesbian association exercise

[@702living-dok]

The Arby’s roast beef pic cutaway took me tf out had me damn near cry laughing on a day I needed a laugh like that so I thank you haha keep being genuine yo and your sense of humor from what I seen is just as f’d as the rest of ours so i appreciate that 😂

[@SibTauran]

Ah, washing dishes. Used to be the best way to cool off after an arguement. It's calming & meditative, it's productive.. but then my ex started calling me out every time I decided to wash the dishes and initiating arguements when I was in the middle of just washing some damn dishes! :^)

[@BobSchofield-el4hj]

Claim curtain?? Never heard that one!..😂😂😂😂

[@ottonormal3354]

I discussed once with a owner of a lesbian bar here in germany, she was an oldschool lesbian. She said, there are two kinds of lesbians. 1st ones are the ones with sextoys in form of penises, that are no real lesbians, they simply females with penis envy. 2nd ones are not using such toys, cause they dont want anything from a men, so they dont use them. That are normal lesbians who know who they are. That talk happened 20+ years ago, and she was right. Everything i saw in this time since than, convinced me she is right. And dont ask me, how i ended up in a lesbian bar. :D i was young and needed the money.

[@BobBlanchardMarketer]

You are a riot! As a Marine, I do everything around the house, except the laundry. That’s her wheel house. I don’t touch the laundry and she doesn’t cut the grass. That’s the agreement LOL

[@gehudon]

Tx great commentary and reactions!

[@ryanlinton2663]

I have never bitten my own tongue any harder than after your intro! I love ❤ your reactions! More please ☺!!

[@BigDaddyMoMo1]

🤣🤣🤣 I appreciate you!!

[@cherylbyrnes7120]

Lmdao

[@patrickpeterson4344]

No not a lesbian vibe but feminist. A "curtain call" is one of the most special, personal things you can do with a woman..if she will let you do it like it's the last time you can :)

[@SportsBoss999]

You do NOT look like a lesbian! You are all woman - attractive, sexy, beautiful. Any guy would kill to have a girlfriend like you - great sense of humor (that's #1), gorgeous face and body. Let's face it - us guys are watching your video partially because you are so good looking! Then once they find out how cute and funny you are, they become a subscriber. Keep up the great reaction videos. Love them!!

[@mikebunner3498]

To quote Bill - we can be honest with each other we are out in the woods. I think everyone has a moment like this. "Cave man DNA." This is another Bill Burr masterpiece..... Besides if you were a lady who preferred other women, how is this their business? IT IS NOT....... I am well, thank you. How are you? Do your thing Bill. O so enjoy his humor. He is a thinker! Clear as day!!!......... Gun to our head -- lesbian. We can say it. Bill can paint a picture with his words.!! Not having that in the logbook! Take care lady.......

[@JohnJackson-mn4ts]

As a hetro male, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the clam curtains. There is nothing better than rocking a woman world and hearing her having a religious experience while one brings her to yet another massive climax. Beautiful.

[@lewisner]

Nature has played a cruel trick on us and made our bits just out of reach. We can help each other overcome that though.

[@DavidDArcy1975]

Bill Burr is NOT offensive, he just speaks the truth and says what any NORMAL person is thinking... that's why he's the GOAT

[@Raven9940]

It’s called Mr Clean because he does all the work for you!

[@throwacnt7603]

You give somewhat tomboy vibes, not lesbian imo; mostly because your voice is slightly more deep (although you add squeals here and there), your interests seem to gravitate more towards the male stereotype, you poke fun at other women openly, don't appear to be as emotional as other women (at least on camera). However your hair is on-point, you have some facial features that are very feminine and your make up is also really nice. So yeah I'd say more tomboy-ish rather than lesbian. Also pretty clever. Hope you don't get TRIGGERED, you feminist! ;) (Also you appear to be quite gifted in the... chesticle area, congrats.)

[@SomeJerkOnTheInternet]

yeah, Tomboys often get Stereotypes as being Lesbians

[@Itsukazutrap]

"chesticles", I'm taking that

[@siphephelombuyazi1962]

"Squeals" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Some people are funny

[@brucenatelee]

Imagine a feminism's worst weakness: a compliment from a straight man that isn't sexual enough for backlash.

[@SomeJerkOnTheInternet]

@@brucenatelee there's always something that offends a modern stunning and brave feminist

[@roberttrevino2861]

I watched this reaction when you first put it out and just revisited it. Clam curtains still had me 🤣🤣.

[@sarcasm-83]

13:24 I don't know if I'm really fucking weird, but I feel like it would be an absolute lottery win to stay at home cooking, cleaning, vacuuming, taking care of the kids, while a woman took care of all the work and bringing the money in to the family. Holy fucking shit that would be incredible. I would do it in a heartbeat, for... forever. I can guarantee that I would have the dinner ready for you - at the table when you get off your stressful job. No sweat! A lamp needs a change? I'm on it!

[@Ginza92]

Hello just found your channel and was wondering how old are you? Your reactions are very entertaining.

[@urex1717]

I never did figure out what vibes I was giving off that made folk think I was gay but lots of folk who never knew each other thought that I was. The only time it ever bothered me was when gays would become aggressive. I was happy to set them straight.

[@singingwolf3929]

One word to describe "how we do it", "Pheromones".

[@nameless646]

Don't feel bad about finding vaginas unappealing. I'm a heterosexual male, and I don't find them appealing at all. And if someone thinks that male genitalia is gross too, I don't really care either. I don't hold it against women who would rather not give oral sex.

[@CX0909]

There are so many groups of people who ordained themselves as sacred virtuous cows beyond reproach. I feel a big part of why people push back against them anymore is because they segregate themselves from everyone else by demanding separate standards and rules for them compared to the rest of society.

[@Cascadianwa]

Athletic women and sporty attire give off lesbian vibes because they usually are. Majority of professional female athletes are lesbian/bisexual. More than half of the national womens soccer team was gay at one time.

[@rikallan5094]

"The claim curtains"...that's so offensive....that's why I subbed to your channel,lol.

[@Paul-zf8ob]

This woman fits all my favorite attributes. Thin arms, pretty face, curly dark brown hair, nice figure and a beautiful smile!❤ I can’t tell her eye color but they look nice!

[@freedabee1684]

its a scientific fact womens hands are smaller to fit inside cups to wash up and feet are smaller to stand closer to the sink ha ha ha

[@ShawnDraven]

Had a girl tell me once she was a lesbian until it was her turn lol that was the funniest thing I ever heard hahaha

[@THE_CDN]

That woman was a bully and a coward.

[@davidlonergan5875]

Every group has methods of self-identification.

[@terryb3102]

In moments of anger, I like to watch vicious Mike Tyson knock outs, it's relaxing.

[@huntreboy]

It's not that you give off a lesbian vibe. It's that people usually automatically assume feminists to are man haters and therefore would be more likely to be into women than men.

[@DavidBrown-hw3yd]

Never thought you were a lesbian, you’re a beautiful young woman whose intelligent with a great personality and very funny which is why I love your channel .

[@SIXX2772]

The reality of it is this....no you don't look like a lesbian and actually, you do look like a lesbian because there isn't any specific look but there are those who try to look less feminine! Those saying you look like a lesbian are guilty of stereotyping.

[@yellowjacket588]

7:08 “There’s going to be lashback!” That’s such a lesbian thing to say 😂

[@surfinturfer]

Doing "the politically-correct math" is what ALL gentlemen try to do in every situation because we always put women first...even though we are mostly rewarded by being $hit on be Feminists who complain about anything and everything that does not benefit THEM.

[@davemcb13903]

Like that, "What do I know, I'm just a KZbinAh"!

[@JohnPaul-ox2ew]

you don't look like a lesbian - if there is a look - you just look like a very attractive lady

[@AnInvisibleMan]

I don't think it's that you look like a lesbian, more that you seem clearly intelligent, friendly, possessing a sense of humour, _and_ you're attractive. Now, most guys' experience of modern day reality has trained them to just assume there's an ironclad reason as to why you'd be unavailable for them to ask you out on a date, because otherwise their minds would automatically put you in the same category as unicorns and magical pixies. Since everyone knows unicorns don't exist, you _must_ either be married/engaged, gay, asexual/aromantic, living so far away they could never actually meet you, or dead. As there's no ring on that finger, people jump to most plausible reality n°2... In my case, scenario 4 applies.

[@LegendaryRiot]

I enjoy Bill Burr because he can take topics that most people tip toe around and defuse them in a way that makes people reflect on their own perception of said topics. I enjoy your energy MoMo, great personality

[@ryangilligan40]

I’ve recently started doing the dishes by hand (none of that dishwasher bullshit), and I think Bill is right. It is a calming, zen-like experience.

[@chrissibersky4617]

Feminists and lesbians give off similar vibes. It can be hard to tell which it is. It can be the same with gay men and some hard core christian men. They both have that smiling gay face.

[@michaelbranch6249]

I've heard it called many things but "Clam Curtain" definitely takes the cake!!😂😂

[@gamergirl5317]

i think most people would agree if they saw a girl who is on the larger size as the majority of women worldwide are now, who has colored hair, that's a not brown brunette, black or blonde, but purple, red, blue, green or multi bright colored with earrings... i think the 1st thing that comes to mind, especially after seeing purple haired lesbian in one of the worst star wars movies ever..1st thought is lesbian,and majority of times you'll be right

[@kevin2960]

The joke back in the day is "Why was it Mr. Clean??" Because it works

[@johnkochen7264]

You mean you want to know how we guys do it? Easy! Close your eyes, do NOT breathe through your nose and just dive in. Long wet strokes and listen carefully to the noises you make because those are your directions. P.s. No. You do not give off the vibes of a gusset typist.

[@Harry_the_handyman]

But was right about women A man can never be right when he argues with a woman

[@cybercifrado]

To this day - his tirade against ALL of Philadelphia is one of my all-time favorite performances. The entire crowd had been toxic and unreservedly hostile to the group of comics that had come to perform. Bill Burr got on stage and went to WAR. And he ultimately ended up WINNING OVER the crowd. Freaking epic comic.

[@chrisolivo6591]

I’ve never met a lesbian whose hair went past her shoulders. Just look at any lesbian celebrity (Ellen, Rosie O’Donnell, Jane Lynch, Sarah Paulson, Rachel Maddow, etc). Check out their hairstyle.

[@colinjanet3155]

You don't look like a lesbian, you are extremely beautiful and their just testing the water to see how you respond. Love you Bill Burr reaction .

[@jaymzgaetz2006]

He has nothing to loose...lesbians and feminists already hate men.

[@darrenmarrs6698]

That freaking Arby's sandwich at 1:42 killed me 💀😂😂

[@ehwren]

There should be a rule: if what is said is true, it shouldn't be offensive.. that means the truth hurts you and you should rethink why you believe what you believe

[@Smokeey214]

You did come off as les to me at first... the i had in mind was the "(i want a girl, but a guy) type"

[@g3tr3kdkid4]

"Flat top, wallet chain..." He's brutally funny 😂

[@Martian128]

I really didn't click on this to hear her whine about her sexuality. (and her commentary is so obvious). Bill is the attraction - i know, i should just go to the source ... Bill rocks!

[@Gh7stx]

"I had you on the ropes" gets me every single time 🤣