Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage™ - *the Original Commercial

[@beny8885]

“If it fit through the door, I’ll put it in the frier.” I’m dead.

[@uberkind-412]

*fit thru the doe

[@dargonfrot]

Kofi Ashiadey dough*

[@That1GirL1230321567808765]

Super Plush Productions *kid walks in*

[@moshpitgrandma]

aww he can’t fry me frick

[@featherpals5810]

Then don’t go through the door to stay alive

[@scrumtrellecent]

if this was a KZbin Ad, I would not skip it...

[@biiggiecheez3658]

Lol I wish it was a KZbin ad but knowing KZbin that will never happen

[@crypticshadow8175]

It could

[@kingconflict9022]

It was for like one week 2 years ago

[@iamyourangel777]

That actually how I found the video a couple years ago 😂

[@dripfranco]

I can relate to you

[@chrouu]

“As long as its fryable, and edible, we gonna make it delicioudable” -Jones 2009

[@TheDailyEgg]

*10 years later* Here we are

[@spicyvro]

We gon fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know was friable

[@manuelzelaya8973]

Greatest quote ever

[@ama1434]

Who got recommended ten years later

[@Soldiers_Of_God]

“Hell, This is a dinosaur!”

[@MrShahrozzz]

It's been 14 years.. how is this not a worldwide franchise yet???

[@BillRalens]

it is, they done took over all the starbucks locations around here. Where you been livin?

[@Coolburger587]

Didn’t this place get closed down?

[@tonyb7748]

@@Coolburger587 It was a gimmick but not in the interwebs as my dood says.

[@y0uknowmysteez]

Because people like me don’t want to look at crusty ass feet as we eat

[@Coolburger587]

Ok turns out I was wrong, it was a skit

[@flaflaflamingo]

"If it fit through the door, I'll put it in the fryer." I found my senior quote

[@Mael_Str0M]

Can I use it?

[@kiri1463]

That’s perfect

[@Wabbss]

@@Mael_Str0M i wanna use it too

[@splashor6361]

*HELL, THIS IS A DINOSAUR*

[@pyro1436]

1. Ignore my name and profile pic 2. Absolute legend

[@raymondlin4014]

“Took my money and made me pay child support” killed me XD

[@peeplockin]

871 likes no comment? VISIBLE CONFUSION

[@pizzagotburnt2183]

Zepticz ...

[@JayBlu45]

*Motivated motivated motivated motivated motivated*

[@camdenmcclelland618]

“Hell this is a dinosaur” “We got fine dinosaur meats” Scientists: *start shaking*

[@algonquin91]

come on down here and get you a slice

[@snowboarderforlife4275]

I love me some DINO MEAT fried dino meat feels better in the throat

[@Saltyaf38]

He said "hell this a dinosaur" at the exact time I read it.

[@wellesradio]

Camden McClelland They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@randytheracer3664]

Camden McClelland 0:34

[@aur0ki]

The fact this video is still getting new views brings me joy. I come back to this channel anytime I need a smile

[@The_Bad_Guy.]

Yep this just popped up in my recommendation after so many years and I couldn't be happier hahaha

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

@@aur0ki I always keep coming back

[@TraceyPendergrass]

Same!!!!❤

[@wogdog985]

I WAS SO CRUSHED WHEN I FOUND OUT THIS WASN’T A REAL RESTAURANT/FOOT MASSAGING PLACE AAAAAAAAAAA

[@fruitgutzz]

WAIT ITS NOT REAL???

[@PrettyPisces97]

My soul is crushed

[@ewno121]

*DAMN IT-* wait..we can make our own!

[@wogdog985]

@ew no I SECOND THIS MOTION

[@qmelon4263]

oreokoiboy yes

[@zerozone5848]

"As long as its fryable and edible, were gonna make it *_DeLiCiOuSaBLe."_* - _Jone's BBQ foot fungus_

[@ricardomilos5745]

Zerozone my soon to be senior quote

[@zeneca9232]

you made my laugh so hard. thank you!

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce

[@BabyAntraxx]

Delicioudable

[@litaniemar6329]

burgerking footlettuce

[@McMerlin11]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur!”

[@stomachache6478]

(Beats meat) *Took my money, made me pay child support!*

[@lincolnclay8014]

*MOTIVATED MOTIVATED*

[@iz_u_ru]

Diego Brando: *inhuman screech*

[@TheDailyEgg]

Lmao

[@AnimeFan_2013]

That one got me cause it was so random

[@gamingio9952]

14 years later they are still going. That’s amazing

[@jamquiver7650]

“Took my money, made me pay child support” - Jones 2009

[@NestorV]

LOL!! *wiping tears*

[@Girard-it2wt]

Motivated motivated motivated motivated

[@sonicfan-kr1dg]

CAN'T KEEP MY DICC IN MY PANTS 😂😂😂

[@fc43]

"Once they take your social security number, it's over!"

[@garythesnail8863]

If this is how ads were actually like I would never skip an ad again

[@PYR0biggestfan]

Oh hey Gary! Spongebob is looking for you XD

[@Vodotix]

Some are...

[@PYR0biggestfan]

@@Vodotix *good.*

[@Jud3.2006]

0:58 dear lord is he squirting BBQ sauce on their feet lmao that’s fckin hilarious 😂

[@Jud3.2006]

Citrus Draws guess what today I saw an ad on KZbin I thought it was 40 seconds but it turns out it was a fkin *40 minute ad* the saddest part is it took me a minutes to realize it wasn’t a 40 second ad

[@ZeekarPRIME]

**Beats meat** "Took my money, made me pay child support* LMAO

[@melon5691]

B E A T S. M E A T

[@luoravetla]

That is actually one reaction I’d have in a divorce

[@nootaboot7042]

The beats meat part can be taken one of 2 ways

[@rexmag9510]

I read this out of context

[@ryanlecours9083]

There are two kinds of people in this world, people that read the comments before the video, and people that read the comments after they watch the video.

[@Nerdtendo6366]

It’s rare that a video sticks in my memory as well as this has

[@alabamamagick]

This one and the Red Houuuuse lol.

[@NinaAngelina25]

😂😂😂

[@nms5312]

Jones: “We got fine dinosaur meat, come on down and get a slice” Dinosaur: *sweating nervously*

[@stevethea5250]

Lol

[@minecraftneverdies9312]

LOL

[@shinsouxx2404]

*m e*

[@panicmosem5969]

Dino didn't even shake his hand 😂😂 didn't want it fried up

[@griefingstar5065]

"As long as it is friable and ediable, we are gonna make it deliciousable" -He is speaking the language of gods

[@Coby23]

Incognito Guy 😂😂 yooo he had me dying when he said that shit

[@Kameruner]

What if it’s my next door neighbor?

[@trashkent236]

Is my Feet Friable

[@walterwhite1006]

lol

[@Renegade4_life]

Shut the fuck up

[@wwfera00]

He's a comedian and this is one of his characters. His name is Robert L. Hines.

[@chunkychimp8922]

Jehan Martinez you mean to tell me that I can’t get deep fried feathers and foot rubs at the same place? yeah right

[@jabroski9096]

So i cant get my feet rubbed and eat double fried chicken wings dipped in special sause?

[@jesseisepic]

Ja Broski that’s literally what that dude just said

[@pooperscooper7545]

I am happy cuz I know his name but sad I can’t get chicken from there

[@mvrtjnpvz387]

@@pooperscooper7545 sad i wanted a fried egg

[@samjesus8]

that old pepsi logo at 0:11 brings back memories man

[@drewlittle1218]

"As long as it friable and edible, we gon make it delishnable" -Jones good as barbecue and foot massage

[@SwiftyEmpire]

Words of a true wise man

[@azilin8717]

Why are you copying thunder chaser? He said this a week ago.

[@Danny3000boy]

Azilin exactly

[@landonmills6055]

Who else eatin while watchin this

[@drewlittle1218]

Azilin.... I'm not.. I watch the video and quoted him.. It's not like I am going to search the comment section for something I want to say.

[@aguyonyoutube4sure]

Gordon Ramsay is crying in his house while watching this.

[@cardboardethymith3893]

I know

[@kakai2164]

because he knows he can’t compare to this

[@spacemagerobyn9558]

crying in arousal or fear?

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

He's scared, he's reputation is on the edge

[@hotpikachu]

@@spacemagerobyn9558 fear

[@jasonswanson5770]

When im laying on my death bed ill be thinking of 3 things. 1. My family. 2. Former lovers. 3. Jones bbq and foot massage.

[@partIycIoudy]

SAMEEEE

[@jasonswanson5770]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 irrelevant. No jones bbq and foot massage lol.

[@Ethan_Moeller85]

I'll be only thinking of Jones BBQ and Foot Massage, no family. Jones my hero

[@biggie721]

No it's Jone's GOOD ASS BBQ and Foot Massage.

[@jasonswanson5770]

@@biggie721 i concede lol you are correct. It just doesnt have the same ring as the song.

[@Kitt7.62x39]

This was my mom's favorite meme before she died. Thank you for making her laugh, man. Keep doing what you're doing, man.

[@bigjilms]

my condolences. rip

[@MemeSlayer]

It’s been 13 years and it still gets me giggling like a child

[@Crunchykyle]

I’m 13 years late :(

[@MemeSlayer]

@@Crunchykyle better late than never 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mushin19]

cause you've low IQ

[@xzx4696]

Same lol

[@MemeSlayer]

@Krish nah, I was 9 when it came out, although when it resurfaced on vine I was probably 12 or 13

[@dragonfruit9680]

“Excuse me, did you call number 52?” “Did you hear me call number 52?!” This is customer service I’m down for

[@hxtch0colate405]

Go to popeyes

[@zeusalmighty2392]

Reminds me of the Harold's bit from "Southside"

[@AngelTechno]

If the customer service is not like this, the food must be crap

[@Memmnoc]

No idea how this showed up in my feed, but I'm so glad it did. 😂😂😂😂

[@GoblinGobbler2069]

I swear this feels like something you’d see on adult swim

[@adoritowithlegs6468]

Honestly, this definitely seems like something Eric Andre would make.

[@Bowiiihowdy]

@@adoritowithlegs6468 oh absolutely

[@andrewwhite1985]

I can see this on rick and morty with all those weird multiverse commercials. Except it's in our universe. Lol.

[@SuperUhohspaghettio]

@@andrewwhite1985 on a Inter-dimensional cable episode of Rick & Mortg 😂

[@andrewwhite1985]

@@SuperUhohspaghettio yeah lmao I couldn't remember what they called it 😂

[@jevster680]

If ads like this popped up on KZbin, I wouldn’t skip it.

[@icedout4279]

Jevster Cut the shit bro 😂 copycat ass lmao

[@dekisugee]

Ok boomer

[@SomethingWasHereOnce]

This and *"FUCK YOU BALTIMORE"*

[@jaywhite6139]

I'd replay it until my ribs finally gave up

[@ed-buttered-toast4566]

Same

[@pagingdrchocolatepudding]

"As long as it's fryable, or edible, we're goin to make it delicidible."

[@JWex-jy7sk]

@Anton Chigurh Hey he said “As long as it’s fryable OR edible.” It doesn’t have to be both? So as long as that pot roast is fryable, he gonna make it deliciousable!

[@leonsgaming8123]

I'm glad I didn't repost this 😂

[@onerandombruh]

People in McDonald's are really angry they never thought of these Words before on one of their ads.

[@jusme4142]

“World wide internets”

[@josephnetherland880]

Fckin lost it that moment. Good stuff. I hope he is still in business.

[@docmach8794]

Before we went to Iraq in 2005, we had to get our Passports done. On the way out of Houston, the bus was crossing an overpass and below were 2 steel containers in a "V" with a sign that read; "Monique's Transmission and Nail Emporium". It was so hilarious I was going to have a shirt made up with my buddies picture on it saying; "J.D.s Camel Rib Tips and Nail Emporium".

[@mwright_boomer]

As a native Houstonian, I can confirm this is definitely the type of fine businesses we have all over this fine town.

[@DustunColeman]

That's awesome and hilarious

[@dareiphobiamod525]

"If it's friable or edible, we're gonna make it deliciousable" Amen.

[@addisonkersey5039]

Amen brotha 😂

[@cros_kloroform]

Wasthis your dream, mr.Giovanna?

[@k.c.4833]

Fax

[@twinturbobeamer2407]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@cinnamu7857]

Hi son.

[@qualityrobot3838]

Top ten chefs Gordon Ramsay is too scared to compete with.

[@KevinP32270]

Agreed lolol

[@JESUS-hu5wc]

I would never, ever, skip an ad again if all ads were like this.

[@bullydully7428]

Thank you Lord

[@Jikan_Gaming]

Jesus says it himself this is good

[@JESUS-hu5wc]

@@Jikan_Gaming I do.

[@sunsetseas]

Amen

[@woman5400]

Amen

[@CarloNyte]

Every few years, I return and I always leave satisfied.

[@hughjanus7284]

Same

[@nathanly3980]

“We’ll fry parts of the chicken you didn’t even know were fryable.”

[@versuliu1424]

yep thats what he said

[@enzocoronel117]

@@versuliu1424 r/woooosh

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 ?

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 im making fun of them for just commenting a quote from the video. r/whoosh is for ppl who dont get jokes

[@versuliu1424]

@@enzocoronel117 r/whooooooosh

[@vxxiii4160]

"Owner / Chef / Feet expert" This man has too much power

[@wallcity318]

No 1 man should have all that power

[@b13stl1ama6]

At the end he also takes the orders "did you hear me say order 51?"

[@Webb_Studios]

He also can take care of children, is a lawyer, and owns a truck storage facility He’s too powerful!

[@jaredpela74]

with great power, comes great responsibility

[@foiledits]

its spiraling out of control

[@goose5922]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur” Worlds best quote

[@OakTreeIsaac]

This is what got me interested in their business.

[@chiquita8874]

Thats right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love being entertained!!!!

[@ScorpionStrike7]

That sold me! 🤣

[@amanofcultureisee8296]

I mean, what else can the man do to entice you?! He’s got fine dinosaur meat!

[@ericferniz168]

☠️☠️

[@DJRayBoston]

youtube just recommended this, man i haven't seen this in FOREVER. youtube actually recommends something good, first good thing in a decade.

[@rayhanyusuf5121]

“If it fits through the door, I’ll put it in the fryer” 😂😂😂

[@rayhanyusuf5121]

@@masao2922 I guess so 😳😂😂

[@luissemedo3597]

So Americans are safe, RIP me

[@adrielsbiologicallife8639]

@@rayhanyusuf5121 Why r u so sad?

[@loafabread1446]

If its edible,we can make it deliciousable

[@nativesoul6346]

Hell this a dinosaur!

[@jadengreen162]

"hell, this is a dinosaur" ~Toby Jones, 2009

[@lovehueclique]

Nice joke. I think you stole it from someone else. Like a sheep 🐑.

[@liltidbot-1963]

@@lovehueclique It isn't even a joke. It's a quote bruh.

[@bryan_z]

liltidbot - A quote that 80 percent of the idea was stolen.

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@Paradox Shmaradox exactly

[@angel2139]

@@bryan_z a quote cant be stolen unless you say that u or someone else said it lol

[@Kryptic91]

He had me at “You better come down here and get some of this shit”

[@kaimcdragonfist4803]

If I saw a real commercial with that line I’d be in there ordering their stuff so fast

[@etfjordan3473]

The best part other than “you love to eat, america loves to eat”

[@The_Gamers_Gamer]

With that I knew this was gonna be GUD

[@weswolever7477]

Where the hell are my car keys.....

[@sonjaberry4967]

Me tooooo!!! 😂😂

[@Julian1999psx]

Just got this recommended by KZbin 15 years later. What a certified hood classic 👍

[@Westy0311]

“Did you hear me call number 52!?” Proper customer servicing.

[@HHHHHIIIIIIII420]

I understand where he coming from tho don't be a bitch cuz you hungry and im tryna make you and 10 other people food wait like everyone else fool

[@stranger2802]

Yes I agree

[@scroopynoopers9824]

Lol service in the south is exactly like this

[@joanofarc9793]

I just got served like this in a glasses shop

[@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410]

@@joanofarc9793 uu I b v ft77

[@tristenhilario6566]

"That's J-O-N-E-S BIGASASSTRUCK-"

[@MAYONNAISEMOOSE]

I cracked up at that point

[@quadrupleh4226]

Backslash!

[@jochenstacker7448]

Dot H T M L

[@maj429]

@@quadrupleh4226 it was a forward slash too....

[@zomgseriosuly]

@@maj429 exactly

[@Johnathanlisey]

This is the most Chicago thing I’ve seen in my life

[@squiddy077]

Live in chicago. Can confirm

[@RustyShacklefordActual]

I am also from Chicago and this is so true lmaooo

[@pastaman6877]

The address I think is in Cicero, which is a town outside of Chicago. I can confirm as a Chicagoan

[@eddie8990]

Lived in Chicago can 100% confirm

[@jmoney5898]

@@eddie8990 my phone number start with 708 but alot of people have 773 and 312 I live by O'Hare tho

[@alecbigler3987]

That intro was legendary

[@honeyjuice5257]

“HELL HERES A DINOSAUR” “WE GOT DINOSAUR MEAT” Dinosaur: 0-0

[@DoobeeKind]

Dinosaur *sweats intensely* -This wasn’t in the contract-

[@honeyjuice5257]

DeeDee Ratchford lmao your reply made this comment better thank you

[@DoobeeKind]

@@honeyjuice5257 np lol

[@ThatGuy57639]

It was at this moment that he knew He *FUCKED UP*

[@retiredchannel2634]

Ooooooof

[@bleebloo234]

“Excuse me did you call number 52?” Jones : “DId yOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBER 52??!!?!?”

[@johnjohnson201]

Really some bad ass customer service though😂

[@rosie6821]

That's literally me

[@cherrygirl1569]

@@johnjohnson201 yes

[@missbee1451]

🤣

[@thatsastick13]

"We'll fry Candy Bars." *The most American statement I've ever heard.*

[@melodica_man0216]

Fried coca cola

[@ok5916]

Scotland’s already done that

[@wolverinefangowings]

Not as American as "if it fit through the door I'll put it in the fryer"

[@stephen3293]

They sell them here in Ireland. I haven't tried one yet. Not sure if I want to, either...

[@melodica_man0216]

@Stephen O Connor like fugu I’d try it when I’m 60+ because that would probably kill me

[@4Ur3L1US-hacks]

The world needs you Jones. Please come back

[@nelsicarballo5143]

Girl: “excuse me did you call number 52?” Jones: *slaps table* “did you hear me call number 52?”

[@2uptony999]

😭😭😭

[@marquisthomas2047]

911 likes

[@motorcycleprincess]

read this is it happened LOL

[@mellowillow]

😂🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂

[@smyzo]

I cracked up!

[@foreverken3377]

“All our meats are gently tenderised to their optimum deliciousness” “Took my money... Made me pay child support...” “motivated, motiVATed, MOTIVATED”

[@isaiahjamesimmakingthiseas8018]

Daughter of Athena made me pay child support

[@gi4nnanana]

Annabeth?

[@foreverken3377]

Gianna Bissessar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I might’ve been inspired

[@Jake-jj1gm]

you gon take my money, make me pay child support *aggressively punches meat*

[@Universe_World]

@KAITLYN GARLAND Pls touch me

[@djg.h.m.a1815]

@@Universe_World gay

[@Skoopish]

*_motivated_*

[@benjaminlonghway4573]

I'm A Memer motivated

[@gemiblee]

Jake Gallagher he’s just beating his meat

[@TinkersKustomPaintball]

Deadass drunk as f watching these at 3 am 😆 absolute legend

[@tommy2917]

This is the most American thing I've ever seen.

[@straightgreat846]

Accurate 🤣

[@celestialtree8602]

God bless America

[@aidanlang3660]

This isn’t even in America It’s in a town called fucking near Austria Search it up

[@khostqqq]

Aidan Lang Nope

[@aidanlang3660]

KHost Q bruh I promise it’s real

[@icycandiee6343]

If this was a real commercial, I would watch this every breakfast.

[@shannonvassel4111]

Same! 😂😂😂

[@cheeseburgerl0ver683]

You mean eat there every breakfast

[@shuffle2220]

Lol same

[@wrldender.2757]

It is lol

[@calcetines_mojados]

lol it’s actually real hha

[@xHxmlok]

“All our meats our gently tenderized” Starts punching steak.

[@Hamad-of1gc]

*Gently punches the shit outta the steak*

[@Russell3267]

He's beating his meat.

[@conormackey204]

*Starts complaining about child support

[@thatdudeneon4553]

You took my money, made me pay child suppor-

[@thesadseal2electricboogalo597]

This just appeared in my recommended feed. A relic from a better time. A more hopeful time. A time free of pandemics, war, and geriatric asshats running for office. You are a good man, Jones.

[@kazooman6651]

As long as its friable, edible, we'll make it deliciousable *I'll take it*

[@liamlamkie2524]

Seems legit

[@bobderbraumeister6919]

Feet

[@bohampton9871]

Speech 100

[@silkut_online_2037]

@Pond Scummy you bloody Mary!, It's Delishidable!

[@bohampton9871]

Hell this is a dinosaur

[@vertex1933]

D E L I C I O A B L E

[@JusticeTheImpaler]

mikeforce 04 every time I go there it is always DELICOABLE

[@schrimple5498]

mikeforce 04 lololololoklolo

[@Veinsofvelvet]

mikeforce 04 lol

[@intothemax2970]

mikeforce 04 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@psykole2595]

OneToughCookie Your profile picture is amazing! I love it. Where can I find this wonder?

[@koobzworks]

"If it fits through the door, I'll put it in the fryer" - Socrates

[@MyHabbits]

"Behold -- a fried man!" - Diogenes

[@ladams391]

@@MyHabbits *dumps six piece combo on the floor*

[@rustydomino]

@@MyHabbits “God is fried.” Nietzsche

[@enternlv0id]

@@ladams391 lol

[@josiahhofer1343]

-Dumbledore said softly

[@mentobraddah8088]

This video lives rent free in my head 24/7

[@Bẽefřàmeñ-n]

@@mentobraddah8088 sometimes I sing this when I get bored

[@lenchocruz4255]

“If it fit thro the door, I’m gonn put it in the fryer” -Jones’s Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

[@NayelyElizabeth]

i thought he said dough lol....

[@cheesecakes4]

What about a child

[@3wi1y]

Y*U*K T*K*O Will he fry human

[@awitio]

Dixie Boy “Enter at your own risk”

[@shiver8082]

Goodbye grandma

[@marty13612]

The most underrated bit is that his website is a subpage of some rental truck company he probably also owns.

[@giygas_9577]

And in fact, it is a company he owns. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGHKk2ysabF8atE

[@snikrepak]

@@giygas_9577 saw that back in the pre google KZbin days lol

[@Lazyguy22]

lmao I thought it was a previous company he had that went under but he still had the domain name

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[@HappyHarryHardon]

@@Lazyguy22 .html?

[@hangman7655]

*Top 10 beings that can defeat Thanos*

[@michaelgranja7260]

Loki: I have a army Us: we have a jones bbq and foot massage

[@wolfie8099]

@@michaelgranja7260 Loki: Tha- That ScaresMe

[@dbcnetwork6910]

Wow 666 likes

[@Camantics615]

Just deep fries Thanos

[@josuepalomares6820]

*With the Infinity gauntlet on*

[@SplatCEC]

0:05 The chicken tho and dinosaur was gonna shake his tailbone lol

[@AcerXPlayz]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur.” Wise words Jones

[@onerandombruh]

Words to live by, believe it or not.

[@CommissarChaotic]

Dinosaur meat.

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoXGYoyIpthkbJI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[@tyronebiggums1213]

He should have been a character in Jurassic Park with that level of insight.

[@Popsation]

Dinosaur: 😐👋

[@wdbros]

this is a commercial straight from a gta game, i'm not even kidding

[@justalex1025]

WdBros Which one

[@SuperOwned12]

JustAlex not literally but it sounds like it could be lol

[@michaelrayshard4368]

Lmao facts!

[@NICKWAPPERER117]

Yea you are...it's not in any of them dude.

[@choppaknockyadown6899]

GTA 5 is garbage because of the constant phone calls

[@cupcakequeen0617]

This is a health inspector’s worst nightmare.

[@cydnilyytinen7166]

lmao yeah

[@Yungben-hn5yl]

Fr

[@gg32196]

Right

[@Borderine888]

This is funny as shit

[@escapefr0mslender]

Wear gloves 🧤

[@Svoorhout85]

A footrub while eating BBQ sounds like a great way to relax!

[@jamiemckelvie342]

Love how in that row of sauces the middle one just says ‘foot’

[@josephoforiamanfo160]

@Brent Peterson Mayoooooo

[@lukasluna5319]

you dont know foot?

[@cx2900]

@Brent Peterson pretty sure the one next to it says chinese?

[@antoncid5044]

@Brent Peterson what about Chinese juice? Are there any Chinese juice?

[@cortezmartinez8659]

@Brent Peterson ...We all know what that is...

[@ferrocha26]

Of course this isn't real, commercials are never this good

[@weebly7908]

Why is this recommended to us after TEN YEARS

[@benidax3712]

Monric 666- your welcome 🥴🥴

[@cookiesncreampuffzzanimations]

Oops, 666 likes :o

[@scottakanumba1heathen379]

They are on Public Access TV!

[@StainedBrain]

This is an actual commercial about adopting cats. 😂 It's pretty great: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3fCaaSXhph3epI

[@Cryros_sphere]

*hell this is a dinosaur*

[@dontrellebutler5906]

Jurassic Park in a nutshell

[@drumpsadorgon]

We got fine dinosaur meat

[@HendogYT]

Come on down here, get a slice!

[@fecalmatter6473]

Probably its Barney's Brother

[@1antoniodelao]

I read that as it played on accident

[@brendanlow586]

Why is this popping up for me now? It’s *sheds a single tear* beautiful.

[@neterolovesyou.5869]

If this was a real business every other fast food chain would close in like 1 week.

[@jtof9371]

@Samantha Reilly watch and comment

[@emmaemma8171]

It's real....

[@alfredalfiesiv7082]

Hate me as much as you like, but I prefer my McDonald's fries soggy.

[@nirangatang7759]

Netero Loves You. ITS REAL

[@chasegallop8488]

It is real

[@severussnape8952]

“ Took my money , made me pay child support” *yeet*

[@wyd_marco4107]

F e t u s d e l e t u s

[@luisbermejo3139]

yay cermet

[@adamron8686]

Lemonz look at the times he’s copying them

[@HyouMix]

One hell of a way to beat my meat

[@nxvii850]

The dislikes are from people who brought things that aren’t edible to fry

[@carelexx5231]

"As long it fryable and edible we're gonna make it deliciousable"

[@megawolf9695]

vegans

[@heyimfate4342]

Evil people

[@timjbbc]

Everything is fry-able

[@goofygoober7859]

It doesn’t need to be edible to fry

[@donaldpeterson590]

I absolutely LOVE this. This is one of the funniest bits in the history of recorded video!

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

Rose: “only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich.” The business:

[@aaronflannery9887]

🤣

[@ifyourereadingthisnevergiveup]

You beat me to it.

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

KLMN 💵💵💵💵💵

[@josephsimmons8613]

Damn bro you got 427 subs now including me 😁

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

Joseph Simmons 👍

[@ethanc3956]

Why da frick people frikin disliking dis fine dinosaur meat

[@sempijack3407]

add Koco113 for free win on fortnite and he is nice and very funny and I am his duo partner

[@ethanc3956]

Damn true

[@kai8529]

You guys are weird asf

[@ethanc3956]

Kai Johnson look at ur profife pic and say that

[@jasonstarrising]

Kai Johnson WTF IS UR PFP

[@LuisHernandez-uq8rd]

Why does KZbin recommend my this Masterpiece 10 years later

[@saikinay7005]

Xxtarnation 232 INNIT LMAOOO

[@theofficialspotspotspotlig5063]

S A M E

[@UrMom-sv2ks]

Lol sammmme

[@dontknowwhattocallthis7659]

The algorithm

[@salvatorepagdades]

Same 😂

[@mystressovmayhem7061]

2024 and this is still in my head! I just saw a commercial for a foot massage and this popped in my head lmao!

[@flour5070]

“Hell, this is a dinosaur.” Seems legit.

[@authenticNL2]

AuthenticGarbage oh my god it’s my long lost cousin

[@6DNG9]

AuthenticGarbage 1k like

[@Zenendos]

AuthenticGarbage Dead meme

[@1krazyking]

Sa.savanna?

[@flour5070]

@@authenticNL2 proud to be related to you

[@carrot8641]

0:20 “As long it’s friable, edible we’ll make it delishimuble” Me: “delishimuble”

[@Type-o-negative]

Wave Super Rabbit 0:16

[@Bob_of_bobington]

0:16

[@urnotliteral]

when he said that shit i repeated the word too 😂😂😂

[@DoubleTeaMedia]

I work at a pizza restaurant. One of my favorite snacks I can make at work is fried pepperoni. Breaded and everything

[@philswift253]

This is random, but your profile pic used to be my screensaver._.

[@charliehodgson1507]

This humor is so 2019 it’s scary

[@ernanhuerta6724]

@@rezanerman2972 ur last name

[@noobLives]

Shut up B O O M E R

[@coolkids374]

Tri Hardcx no ones saying it wasn’t always funny, just that it was before it’s time

[@290d]

G

[@mikehunt69]

Tri Hardcx now that’s a fact my brother

[@einfilin]

the only ad i will never skip

[@dillonbult3435]

“ AS LONG AS IT’S FRIABLE, OR EDIBLE , WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT DELICIABLE “ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariekano9730]

Lmaoo that was my favorite part

[@dillonbult3435]

VIBE CHECK I don’t enjoy entertaining fools but I didn’t look at the comments before I commented , it was funny so I commented it. Just laugh and enjoy the video!

[@Drake-ux4hw]

Gordon Ramsey: Finally, some good fucking food.

[@aroobism]

The meat just melts it’s crispy and delicious and the foot massage is fabulous

[@deathpunch3546]

And its delishinable

[@dalekemperor4407]

Ramsay*

[@Drake-ux4hw]

Dalek Emperor Well my fuckin bad

[@Aspexgodly]

Drake0306 lmfao

[@speakingmoistly3607]

"If it fits through the door, I'll put in the fryer" *SPEECH 100*

[@onlythistube]

Sure he did not say: "If YOU fit through the door..."?

[@pawanrohidas1163]

stonks

[@speakingmoistly3607]

@@onlythistube Read it carefully

[@Sky_Ticktum_]

@@onlythistube 0:33

[@ieatroofing]

HELL THIS A DINOSAUR

[@zoereecie]

“once they get your social security number it’s over” “MOTIVATED MOTIVATED MOTIVATED”

[@jeremybennett5547]

The fact this showed up in my suggestions 15 years later is great! Haven’t seen this gem in years😂

[@leo_the_be0]

this is the most convincing commercial ever. I want to go to this place.

[@gentleman7476]

Gotta have some of that dinosaur meat, yeah?

[@okedim2432]

My guy into foot massages

[@chamboyette853]

i want to go there too.

[@Gu1d-0]

He may be a shady fat urban fella with trouble paying his child support, I still would give this man my trust and support 200% more than for any of these corporate fast food chains cocksuckers

[@malikholmes5045]

It's in Chicago

[@milenapainter8446]

0:41 Him: We got fine dinosaur meat! Him again: -mumbles- *take my money, make me pay child support*

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

Milena Painter Toby Jones*

[@RespecTheLevYT]

How to be psyco and make people laugh

[@forrest7186]

*she took

[@DexiduousRose]

Yeah, I watched the video idiot

[@naia1362]

Thanks for typing out dialogue from the fucking video, must have taken you a long time

[@mnbn]

“as long as it’s fryable and edible, we gon make it deliciousable”

[@KevinP32270]

I WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THIS LOLOL. my lady friend just saw it for the first time and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING lolol.

[@keawetone7969]

“Hell this is a dinosaur” he sounds so enthusiastic

[@Pvlxy]

JoanXXX 😂

[@tristantrillions8293]

@@JamBadguy who cares

[@tokazukigaming]

Weebly your profile picture is my god...

[@dthegreat2818]

Invasions oh so I’m not the only one watching this in 2019 good to know

[@Christian-tt8yh]

Why is this coming back

[@wogdog985]

“once i get your security number, it’s over. motivated motivated motivated motivated!!”

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

You don't know how disappointed I am to find out this isn't a real place.

[@ulmer831]

It is tho

[@alexmcc-art7768]

Fuck, next you'll be saying there's no Santa.

[@Zecxrity]

@@ulmer831 I don't think it is a real place

[@ulmer831]

@@Zecxrity i looked it up and there's an actual location in Washington, but I think it got shut down. When I checked the website it said they aren't doing anymore ads

[@asap8704]

@@ulmer831 well fuck! 😞

[@crandilly]

It's been 15 years and thus video is still funny lol