I forced the cooking club to make all Students FAT in Yandere Simulator and this happened...

[@BijuuMike]

Hey guys this video just got demonitized aint KZbin just fantastic? Well lets turn yellow dollar signs into lemonade and smash that like button 😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤛🤜👍👍👍👍 this is me when i get demonitized after having the video up for hours 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i really hope they do this more cuz it just makes my day. I really hate making money like who needs the stuff. Working for free is way better.

[@snowbear5880]

Love your channel

[@cerysjones9576]

I like big bugs and I can not lie

[@beomy99]

Yeah! Who needs to feed families anyway? Let’s just have youtube starve people.

[@novadoeslife]

Bijuu Mike can you follow me insta?

[@abcdefgkokichi1210]

Bijuu Mike hi bijuuuuu I love youuuuyy

[@lilvantasfan834]

Bugs are crawling all over me, but that's okay, the bug Hunter is here!

[@queenpatience7524]

*gets bug spray* here,love it,use it, want it

[@lolbit_thefox6665]

Your still butiful

[@jessicaproper179]

"You can't be a yandere gamer unless you climb the fountain." -Beat you're bike 2019

[@anonymousperson1987]

Beet shoe bike

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Your*

[@anamariecortez2223]

Mijuu bike

[@SelenaFlowersss]

@@anamariecortez2223 looooooooooooooooooool soooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no.

[@airuyu]

@@SelenaFlowersss💀💀

[@purepeacetea]

Particle count :High Outlines: On Anti Alasing:On Post Alasing: On Bloom: On Low detailed students: off Draw distance: 350m Fog: off Shadow: On Disable distance aims: 25m FPS cap: Unlimited Camera sensitivity: 3 Invert Y-Axis : No Disable Tutorials: No His settings

[@yinkadepiver7956]

That's exactly what I read, nice job Bijuu Mike: WHY ARE ALL MY FANS BETRAYING ME

[@plz555]

His settings actually doesn’t change nothing from the normal one

[@RayetheFox]

*insert: “The sacred texts!” Meme here*

[@gyneviray2707]

Thx

[@johnmoore483]

I screenshot his settings ( I’m so evil )

[@theanimedweebs5583]

Yandere~Chan: *Kills someone* Hashlingingslasher: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@saddimpledion]

I’m always wearing my My Chemical Romance shirts on the same days he does 😂

[@VxrgilVxndetta]

SaMeEe

[@capiebary]

I noticed the shirt too and had mine on yesterday also!

[@rosalee5616]

Tenichally its when you are viewing not on the same day

[@vampirefruits4614]

Sad Dimple Dion lol same

[@-_.Sunflower._-]

LOL

[@inyla7372]

*Bijuu Mike making bug sound* Me: What flew past my ear?!? * Me realizing* Me: oh lol

[@vapemaster420]

Nyla Is Normal o

[@akirakure6474]

“Scrub of the day goes to Erza Scarlet” ... FAIRY WHERE YOU GOIN- *insert singing fairy tail opening*

[@alphamale5542]

Gothy Boi Your my best friend

[@kayyoko6933]

Does bijuu know what fairy tailis?

[@jadynb1]

That was a bomb intro 😂 “They’re frozen with DIABETES” Bijuu 2019 😂

[@iians_fantasy8895]

My sibling has diabetes

[@-.bella.-]

@@iians_fantasy8895 My dad has it :C

[@iians_fantasy8895]

@@-.bella.- oh nu (・o・)

[@HappyH00ves]

@@-.bella.- Same, but my dad is a girl... It's awkward

[@_ako-chan__9437]

My aunt has diabetes lol I don’t know how to spell

[@materialgworl4728]

Bijuu Mike: you almost saw my settings Me: goes back and pauses when he shows the settings to see them Anyone who wanted to see your welcome

[@yinkadepiver7956]

I also did the same thing Bijuu Mike: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME!!!!

[@marywhitman4145]

Yinka Depiver: It was simple, I screenshotted them. It wasn’t very hard.

[@dinky9564]

I did that already Bish!!!!

[@Faith_Nova]

Me to

[@zmohler2011]

Yeah I did the same thing

[@j_lashh]

How high do u want the frame rates? Bijuu Mlike: yes

[@phintymixx3350]

Nice

[@phintymixx3350]

@Abbey Ball thats the joke

[@phintymixx3350]

@Abbey Ball me ether i just think it ironic

[@germancheese2801]

@Abbey Ball Maybe i can explain the joke with another joke *beet ya bike wants 'em frame rates*

[@germancheese2801]

@@phintymixx3350 Maybe i can explain the joke with another joke *beet ya bike wants 'em frame rates*

[@jaymesk2887]

Okay, so I’m a vegetarian but... If I take you to a steakhouse CAN I SEE YOUR SETTINGS!?!?!?

[@stargirlanon]

1:05 you can already see it

[@mal3898]

OVO I HAVE HIS SETTINGS SCREENSHOTTED

[@cresmymeow8748]

Midoriya Izuku BRUAH SMAEGWGDJSBSHSHSBDID

[@Shadow98037]

Izuku same

[@freefood8588]

Jaymes K I took a picture of his settings

[@crunchy_cookie22dooper68]

bijuu's settings particle count- high outlines- on anti-aliasing- 8x post-aliasing- on bloom- on low detail students- off draw distance- 350m fog- off shadows- on disable distant anims- 25m fps cap- unlimited camera sensitivity- 3 invert Y-axis- no disable tutorials- no

[@pinkivixen3295]

Pretty much default settings XD

[@semiautomatic7415]

I saw his settings and fangirled so hard, my mother looked at me and asked if I was ok

[@Nerdy_Em]

I saw this and laughed

[@beckwells25]

10:00 Y'all I have made a discovery *Mike:* Hey *Clarence:* Yeah? *Mike:* You ever wonder why we're here? *Clarence:* It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night. Both stare at each other in silence. *Mike:* ...What?! I mean why are we out here, trying to find this bug? *Clarence:* Oh. Uh... yeah. *Mike:* What was all that stuff about God? *Clarence:* Uh...hm? Nothing. *Mike:* You wanna talk about it? *Clarence:* No. *Mike:* You sure? *Clarence:* Yeah.

[@rasberiffy5065]

2 years but no replies- are you still on KZbin? And do you still watch Mike or remember this comment

[@kookieslittlebunnyuwu5020]

In 3:57 I don’t know if you noticed but there was literally a guy from outside gliding!😂

[@BunnieSmilez]

Me: *Living my life normally* Bijuu Mike: *Post a video* Me: *runs to my computer* LETS FRIKIN' GOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@BunnieSmilez]

@LuigiTheLucky Why thank you, my son.

[@BunnieSmilez]

@LuigiTheLucky Now, bow down to your new ruler!!! SCRUB CHAN!!

[@irelynnhuff4417]

Ok

[@m3cha131]

I subbed too you as well

[@BunnieSmilez]

@@m3cha131 Thank you, my sweet child

[@creature1175]

What's Yandere Simulator? I was here to watch Yanjerry Simulator

[@phobia9293]

Poison kiss omg ikr

[@phobia9293]

Poison kiss actually, I was here to watch yawn berry simulator

[@L-sillybrained]

I was here for yamburry simu latte? It’s my favorite Starbucks drink

[@Haybalemelonhead]

You forgot the NO CLICKBAIT part of the title

[@onii-chan6753]

Scrub of the day Me: Yay Bijuu: Erza Scarlett Me:(/°3°)/ * Inner weeb comes out*

[@emmabennett3985]

Same

[@Teamyst]

SO, THE SETTINGS ARE: PARTICLE COUNT: HIGH OUTLINES: ON ANTI-ALIASING: 8x POST-ALIASING: ON BLOOM: ON LOW DETAIL STUDENTS: OFF DRAW DISTANCE: 350m FOG: OFF SHADOWS: ON DISABLE DISTANT ANIMS: 25m FPS CAP: UNLIMITED CAMERA SENSITIVITY: 3 INVERT Y-AXIS: NO DISABLE TUTORIALS: NO You are welcome)

[@seriouslywhatamidoing6350]

DartME That’s a comment I never knew I needed to read

[@brookerobertson8985]

ty

[@darkmatter1490]

Imagine that at your school, crowds of people with delicious food trying to give you some. *It's a dream I swear.*

[@bogusspr5991]

1:05 I caught you Bijuu Mike. Now everyone shall know your *settings*! >:3 Edit: Put it on 0.25x and you can see it.

[@Nerdy_Em]

I saw it too

[@williamwoods9080]

I PAUSED IT WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

[@igbinedion6410]

Or do both.

[@Vampslayter]

Ya i just paused i saw them bootiful settings mwuahhahahah😈

[@XYZ._ShayTV]

HELLO EAT YOUR ICE HERE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER LAWN DRY SIMULATOR

[@zeandrheavicente6425]

This ain't related but.. A.R.M.Y A - adorable R - representative M - MC for Y - youth

[@Vertmatter]

@@zeandrheavicente6425 ok

[@kittymewmewziscute4459]

nice pfp :)))

[@silly_little_scrunkly]

*“Take me out to a steakhouse first!”* -Bijuu, 2019

[@reviewsandreviews1210]

4:47 bijuu mike predicted floor gang

[@VVEmil]

I didnt just see your settings. I PAUSED ON THEM.

[@VariValentine]

Yandere simulator is truly the greatest game on earth. But only when you cheat.

[@aquasquid2995]

Exterminator: I’m the best bug catcher in the world! Bijuu mike: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@bellacullen9712]

I'm Bout to end this whole man's bug.

[@yourlocalvampirekat]

LMAO!

[@cup_of_yellow]

Me: see’s his shirt Me: has flash backs Me: ‘cries while listening to all of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge’ 😭😭😭

[@Gothicc666]

The fact that you have a Brendon Urie quote as your name is amazing

[@kathycrenshaw5734]

His setting F1,F2,F3,F4,F5,F6-change school uniform 6,7,8,9-teleport 0-Disable or enable 2nd camer during photography A-Change Atmosphere R-Change Reputation S-Max Seduction & Strength & Fill Student Info Screen T- Toggle "Over Shoulder" Camera Angle Backspace- Change Time of Day to 5:59 PM Left Alt- Teleport to Turtle Spacebar- Teleport to Martial Arts, change time to 4:55 Left ctrl- Teleport to Occult Club, change time to 4:55 D- Teleport Delinquents to Incinerater Area C- Unlock All Conversational Topics

[@tokosnumberonefan]

Finally a yandere simulator video I have been waiting

[@verbdaddy1561]

i have question: if you duplicate someone who saw you commit murder, will their duplicates count as people?

[@caitlynwashere8249]

Pun time! Me: *reads title* Me: He's getting his sweet revenge so we need 'Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge' I HOPE SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND

[@mikamustdie633]

Y E S

[@caitlynwashere8249]

@@mikamustdie633 *highfives*

[@mintistarz]

*Yes.*

[@TH1515FAK3]

Virgil Trash I love how you type this in a video where Bijuu is wearing an MCR shirt.

[@caitlynwashere8249]

@@TH1515FAK3 I didn't notice! Nice XD

[@Snukkuri]

Student: Ugh im so full. Cooking club: *SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FOOD*

[@dearsunsun]

@Amarilys Rodriguez xD

[@chiachimariachi4682]

12:32 - Me and the bois going to pick a fight with the delinquents

[@Madison-bk4zi]

I felt that whenever you said "I feel like Itachi from Naruto"

[@izukuxtodorki4584]

*takes Bijuu to a steakhouse*. Now???? (Bijuu:from naruto!). /Me;what about the other animes?!?!?!?/

[@mynamejeef7166]

what?

[@tourniquett9602]

There’s always time to appreciate that intro :D

[@33F14gU6a]

Bijuu: Yay! The captions: I am gay I’m dying XD 😂

[@itzshadowwarz_9583]

Is no youtuber ever going to talk about the 7 mysteries of Yan Chan’s school?!?!

[@iians_fantasy8895]

Just search it up, a lot of people should have said some random shit about it.

[@sarriah2315]

Bijuu Mike, You are my favourite youtuber and very funny. You make my day when I am sad. Thanks for being here!

[@xxdellathedreamwolfgachaxx9298]

1:14 okay then *takes salad to a stake house* there ya go 😂

[@jmariska]

Why dont you......Clone senpai!! Spawn alot of senpai’s in the school then ur hole screen will turn PINK!!!

[@Taco_The_Dog]

16:04 they are actually laughing at her because she didn't get food

[@anotherAce]

1:53 Bijuu: If your a bug we have to squish you. Bugs: Uh oh, but we are subbed...

[@foala]

0:38 how is that a bug, people can twitch when they want

[@chloesturm4983]

He Realizes We Can Just Pause The Video At His Settings Right? 😂😂

[@MiniPlagueDoctor]

I did🤣🤣

[@yinkadepiver7956]

Same here Bijuu Mike : WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER REEEEEEE

[@Alisterghoulz]

👁️👄👁️ I kew

[@carmensagastume1371]

@@Alisterghoulz samee

[@thelilyplace121]

Me: trying to pause at his settings so i can say that i did in the comments

[@Lucky-qe5mi]

You squash bugs... *my cat named bug runs for his life* Also Erza Scarlett is a character from fairytail

[@nexiyaya0207]

Bijuu Mike: "Yandere Simulator" Auto-generated captions: "Yon Dairy Simulator"

[@hktrueblood]

AYYYEEE it's my favorite opening skit! I'm glad it's back since it was my favorite opening skit you've ever made XD

[@krystal2026]

2:43 Why did that make me laugh so hard?

[@adriangisca9864]

Bijuu Mike: "it's so smooth!" me: *cries in 3 FPS*

[@chyannepollard7832]

*takes bijuu out to a steak house and pulls out heck pass* Me: LET ME SEE YOUR HECKING SETTINGS

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

Heck pass is gacha mike

[@holymolychristmasglory5254]

When Mike was talking at 7:40 he sounded like that guy from Office Space

[@ChaoticAndromeda]

I'm dying over here. I mumbled "I miss bug hunter... it was funny", then skipped the intro and it went directly to "rude" lmfao

[@cotton_candi1549]

KZbin... we have talked about this... 1 view 4 comments and 66 likes! KZbin STOP DRINKING!

[@idiashrouds1fan]

KZbin:fine ;-;

[@Maya-sy5cg]

KZbin is not drinking oh my gosh if you dont finish the vid your VIEW DOESN'T COUNT

[@noshutup8992]

You are a dumb dumb😅

[@ari.conditionee]

"You're not a road yeah Jerry gamer until you clean fountains" -KZbin Captions 2019

[@ilovedanganronpa19]

When you were climbing the fountain you were the king of all scrubs 😂

[@FloatyyBrain]

I laughed so hard I feel off my chair....in the library and everybody was staring at me laughing on the floor with messy hair and a giant hoodie probably thinking “what the heck is wrong with this girl!”😂

[@karistill_inside3784]

Mike: You almost saw my settings!! Me: pauses it and write down the settings Mike:ITS PUNISHMENT TIME

[@kendrachristianson1]

Hey I like ur shirt I'm just barely emo " WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND "

[@memememe-bh6dv]

@@ady9386 WOULD YOU HE, THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[@Agent_Gallo1233PDG]

_ ahem. *reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[@cupcakekiller7545]

He could have said "Fan" since there was one going behind him at the time,😂😂😂😂😂

[@kokichioma4055]

Students: exists Cooking club: im gonna ruin these students whole weight career i also saw your settings bijuu =)

[@erostika4u]

I didn't know you watch yandere simulator to kokichi🤪

[@venusormoon]

1:05 is his settings (if you pause and then click on the time then you get the it

[@icedtea9287]

Lol, I laughed soooo much on the bit where the dudes were just stampeding down the hill 🤣🤣🤣

[@nessa1555]

Yah you can take your time on your videos it's fine but they always turn out good so yah...have a nice day🙂💚

[@jencandraw6133]

How to break a game in one easy step! 1. Hire Bijuu Mike

[@bratz7117]

"Dropping those comments" Me: *Gets a bunch of random comments* Me: *Drops the comments* Me again: *le dab* ;)

[@eaglerage114]

0:28 is he still a HEADmaster if he has no head?

[@aesthetictodoroki1814]

Pause at 1:05 and you will see bijuu mike's settings

[@vscopeppapig421]

I love this so much 😂 Edit: I’ll take you to a steak house, just tell me where you live hehehehe 😏😂

[@mellucat]

no

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

He lives in the steakhouse

[@lnelygacha6424]

What

[@Idk-rr8mt]

Just tell me we are you live?

[@Idk-rr8mt]

Where*

[@sdjjdkfhf9240]

5:56 Sakura School Simulator

[@raines1598]

Haha saw his settings: Pause at 1:05 [Insert evil face here] (Btw I'm new to the channel so I dont know how stuff works 'round here) Edit: let me just like my own comment :3

[@watermelonsugar1447]

seeing his settings is the worst cardinal sin

[@raines1598]

Ooooops sorry I am a sinner Let me just talk to that random turtle over there about forgiving my sins

[@crashbomb1846]

You have unlocked a poem. Would you like to read the special poem? Biju mike : No. Screw you imma show you enyway. *Biju mike rages!* Game crashes after poem. (Hello darkness smile friend)

[@subscriberswithoutanyvid-jx9nk]

That was amazing! I am a big fan of your channel Mike. I have been watching for a while and can't stop!

[@rositathescrub8358]

THE BUGS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!! OH NOES ITS THE END *principal gasping noise*

[@savannahwells1442]

The delinquents are gonna get attacked by a whole squad Is it just me or is that funny............. Only me ok 👍👏👍👍✨👍🆗🙆✨😂😃

[@close2sunny]

Oh your one of those people who end there commits with emojis SO YOU MUST BE ANNOYING IN REAL LIFE

[@fellchara2419]

1 view 22 likes!KZbin drink too much juice!First comment!I've never been first

[@swea7er]

Yes!!!! Bug Hunter's back! So happy

[@brenditarivas3913]

Frozen with Diabetes XD The food was just too good! Great vid by the way!

[@ida_oh_my]

O look, it’s a video O look, ther goes ny sleep. Btw love your videoes!

[@kimberleykultala1396]

1 view and 56 likes? Go home KZbin, your drunk also first

[@vyu1125]

Heritage Unit man1988 aka Kim first it was funny but now it’s not

[@kimberleykultala1396]

Yah I know....

[@eyeluvily]

I took a screenshot of the settings bijuu

[@aziryaxx2727]

I loved the dramatic music at the start😂

[@vivicaophelia]

All the Fred's running over the hill reminded me of "They're flocking this way" 😂

[@leahthomas2262]

EARLYYYYY YASSSS BITCHHHH ps love you mike 😂😂

[@jskbsksjdjsjsjb]

What was the point of swearing?

[@ihilaru]

Leah Thomas no curses

[@amaranthine8291]

Don't curse. This is a family friendly channel. You don't want the comments banned do ya?

[@MrPapalapito]

Pls do not swear this is not family friendly at all

[@brobro-th4si]

Leah Thomas ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ ) we don’t curse here

[@АлександрИзмайлов-з8л]

Me if I saw yandere Chan murder someone Yandere Chan: time to die Me: I don't have a phone and your secret is safe with me ;) and I don't like anyone so I don't like sampi ask info chan

[@czycats123]

I Love The Bug Hunter So Much!!! XD

[@emilyofjane]

“Getting sidetracked and messing with Pose Mod” Bijuu Mike is best Bijuu Mile lol 🤣

[@WinterAsked]

bijuu's settings particle count=high outlines=on anti-aliasing=8x post-aliasing=on bloom=on low detail students=off draw distance=350m fog=off shadows=on disable distant anims=25m FPS cap=unlimited camera sensitivity=3 invert Y-Axis=no disable tutorials=no yes I am a maniac

[@ultraviolencedelrey]

Mike: Whats a sleuth? Oh yeah the photography club Me: Photography club who? 2019 It's the scooby doo gang rip-off lol

[@ImSincero]

I SAW YOUR SETTINGS HAHAHA cool vids , love the intro

[@leahrosenberg2664]

Omg! This is first time watching one of your vids and I completely love your channel!

[@cantgetalife5462]

*watches while making ramen* *Watches while dog sits on lap* *Watches while dying*

[@kawaidoggy1238]

13:15 look at the reputation 😂

[@Bofa_]

1:05 we found it

[@Liam-oc4nf]

1:05 OOOH I LIKE MY SOME BIJUU MIKE SETTINGS

[@ashleylansing3264]

HA I paused on your settings at 1:06 SO I SAW YOUR SETTING BIJUU MIJUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kerwenhahn5699]

Bijuu Mike: *Take me out to a steak house first.* Me: Game on.

[@pieindasky848]

I love this super funny video you made (I laughed at the part where the people were so close to each other XD)