I got another Job...

Before KZbin i used to work at walmart. Today i put that experience to the test with the game: Night of the Consumer a horror game about working in Retail. The costumers demand to see your manager
Play it here - germfood.itch.io/nightoftheco...
my editor - / @goncy

[@guyk768]

Manager: No disappointing the customers in the aisles. *YOU'RE FIRED!* *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!*

[@trektroveee]

Guy Kusano yOuR aCtIoNs HaVe CoNsEcEnSeS

[@Kloudmeister]

@@trektroveee YoUr aLL mAKiNg mE LoSe mY MaRbLeS

[@erinbuxton8438]

*YOU FREAKING FRICCKKKSS*

[@moonshineblackmoon7293]

loaf lmao

[@wedzvill2488]

While the manager now goes fired you, do not mess up the baby, or else it will becoming laugh and speaks to the manager.

[@Dandeli0nEater]

The fact that you're just a floating head holding up the hoodie is extremely fitting to the horror genre

[@K4D3TH3DUMb]

lol 😂

[@ignoremelol2576]

😂😂

[@kristina6101]

lol XD

[@hey-vd9fo]

Let’s just pretend his shirt is magical and can change design and color

[@jamesshannon1629]

lol

[@tearsinthedark4100]

Mike: *Knocks over toilet paper* “Oh, that’s cool!” Customer: *Knocks over toilet paper* Mike: “Look at them, they’re animals!”

[@arix74]

But thats what people do these days. Yesterday I was at a walmart and some isles were disgusting. People are really messy just throwing stuff around

[@endboolive]

@@arix74 That and there is a life-threatening virus and people are scared and panicking right now

[@arix74]

@@endboolive yep

[@kadint]

@@arix74 people are so dirty these days....

[@arix74]

@@kadint 😶 tru tho

[@keebstaleebz]

Mike: * throws box at a grandma * Also Mike: “DiE LaDy.”

[@KaiKeroseno]

11:21 -Lost her baby -Trashy short haircut -Too much makeup -Wants to speak to the manager Yup, it's a Karen

[@b1battledroid179]

Evil karen noises

[@KaiKeroseno]

@ultimate fanboy I meant too much makeup

[@promine24]

Lol 😂

[@pomegranatenerd]

*Karen wants to speak to YOUR manager now manager*

[@midobruh2096]

Karen sounds be like: REEEEE MANAGER REEEEEE MOM SQUAD HAIRCUT REEEEEE

[@appledapple5021]

I love how mike didn't even notice his shirt was see through

[@KiouTM]

Just noticed hehe

[@fivenightsatuni3047]

Ano04nymous same just notice

[@therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794]

*_YAY, I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES_*

[@zvthyc1580]

Omg I was just gonna comment that xd

[@evfrt]

IKR I was like just Staring the whole time there then found this comment and I was staring like this 👁👁 👄

[@dylantwopoint0344]

Mike: *Takes one second too long while helping a customer* Manager: FIRED

[@Toeslife]

I'ma just act like I said something cool and hope to get a heart

[@miabryant353]

Lol

[@ashh7671]

Mkay

[@clueless888]

Congratulations you have gotten a heart 👏👏👏

[@tetrikbs]

Ur pfp is suspiciously similar to Pokie pizza’s pfp

[@ashh7671]

@@tetrikbs lol Tru xD

[@bennymelchor713]

Oh yes that magical place *Walmart*

[@akumakoa5726]

Wally world

[@madisonrobinson6794]

Hi

[@false6548]

Lol

[@Pr3tty_G1rl.El3n0r]

YOU MEAN ASTA

[@yaya.kittyy_]

XDDDDDDD

[@holywatersquirtgun3172]

The first 5 seconds is how it feels when someone is right behind you in a narrow isle

[@breadispassion5888]

Lmao

[@SomeoneYouUsedToWatch]

Holy Water Squirtgun XD

[@Creaturesoflove]

I swear I see you everywhere

[@Callme-Gen]

Ikr

[@LhexterMorales]

I SEE YOU IN EVERY BIJAW MGEE VIDEO :3

[@33F14gU6a]

6:28 Box: “Dog Food For Cats” Me: wHy ThO?

[@emmaangel]

I’ve worked in retail for 3 in a half years while in college and currently still am. The rudest and weirdest people come to my store man. I feel your pain. I have so many crazy story’s I can tell people.

[@rosiixa2096]

Wait at first I thought it was foreal and was like *-wOw hE iS lEaViNg uS-*

[@_.nateingale._]

Same actually

[@rosiixa2096]

@@_.nateingale._ lol

[@toxicloafy7914]

I was going through my notifications and for some reason even though I saw it for like half a second it caught my eye and I thought he was leaving

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

Mike: *talks about bad customers* Me: *think of clip of the crazy lady who was on Mcnuggets*

[@Lee.M.D]

I thought about the girl who got mad that there was chocolate in her mocha like bruh, mocha has chocolate in it

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

@@Lee.M.D some people need to hear what they are saying sometimes 😂

[@Sallyam]

@@Lee.M.D mocha litterally means chocolate

[@ghosty__4027]

Oh IvE mcFaLLeN

[@snail1349]

I see you on like every video I watch

[@mayamulford9103]

The way mike responds to the customer that asked if they were closed... honestly me when I’m tired and annoyed with my customers. “Are you closed?” YES FOREVER

[@dolly4879]

LOL😂

[@trektroveee]

Mike: people get so entitled and demanding Me: Karen what are you doing here

[@nuggetbin6528]

In this generation we don’t use necks, we don’t need them 😂 Anyone else notice what I’m talking about??

[@miuiruma8817]

Same, I sold my neck on the black market

[@michaelstone3539]

You did too? How much you get? I got £900000

[@theentitledkitty3726]

@@miuiruma8817 lol

[@miaaddison7865]

No way im not the only one that sold there neck!lol

[@ilikecatsanddogos5629]

*confusion*

[@littlesparrow303]

I lost it when he showed up with his Walmart vest 😂 I try not to go to Walmart too much. It’s so crazy in there especially on Black Friday I will never go there for any amount of sales.

[@melpomenethemuse]

The boxes said ‘Dog good for cats’. I’m extremely confused.

[@justjewel7035]

20:38 In case you didn't get it, they were looking for antipsychotics. They are schizophrenic. Believe me, it isn't something you ever want to deal with. I have it, so if someone is asking if you know where to find antipsychotics, and you do, just tell them. I promise you'll be making someone's day and helping them avoid symptoms.

[@noname-tj1xk]

Me: *sees subscribe button* Also me: *_sigh_* *I'll go get my sponge*

[@promine24]

Budabutter 069 I don’t understand

[@anyah_g]

*H u H*

[@skydog0_038]

wot?

[@unixzlp8776]

Huh

[@noname-tj1xk]

_scrubscribe_

[@r0qyx]

Customers: *"eXcUsE mE..!!"* Me: Nah fam... ima head out..

[@cy2460]

love how your head is floating the whole time XD

[@kaikat1430]

0:09 His uh neck has been grassed And his neck is invisible “Mr.Clean”

[@darkcorviknight8819]

I was just watching Kubz Scouts play this.... **Visible confusion** Also, not gonna lie, this is literally the Krusty Krab in a Nutshell 😂

[@coconuts378]

Sameeeeee

[@pipxil]

Sameee

[@riane1512]

Sameeeeee!!!

[@-qwi-8569]

Same

[@kubzscoutschan7376]

yaas

[@Rektien]

We can see Michael dying inside with this one👁️👁️ Did memories come upon you, my guy?😅

[@ArticSkyz]

*THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*

[@alex.r.891]

Jimmy: Press escale to see how to survive! Mike: **Ignores**

[@someidiotfromtheinternet]

“I’m throwing this at you lady!” *YEeT*

[@getsomeholywater9513]

Little did Bijuu Mike know that his shirt was gone.......

[@miabryant353]

I don't think so...

[@hey-vd9fo]

Let’s just pretend his shirt is magical and can change design and color

[@ilovepeppa]

Ppppp

[@pipey9052]

Me:*sees title* Also me:*thinks that Bijuu Mike is leaving KZbin* Me again:*realizes that he is not Leaving* And again :WHY YOU GATA SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!

[@angelmendez-rivera351]

Pipey905 Why would you have thought he was leaving based on the title alone? Makes no sense

[@georgewondrak4835]

the guy that asked for rope gave me some PTSD right now. you might know why.

[@tylergildemeister8505]

This was 2 years ago today, you really helped me through quarantine, thanks bro

[@babyyodel3738]

I got a job as an addicted viewer to your channel where my paycheck

[@ihavenoname6579]

Ur paychek is 999k$

[@berryinjection]

I don’t mean to sound rude but I’m happy is finally a video that’s not “reacting to [blank] videos”

[@BijuuMike]

i try to mix it up

[@b1battledroid179]

@@BijuuMike what about reating to bijuu mikes old videos

[@macyplayz5336]

@@BijuuMike maybe u could try... a troom troom hack xD some free random games more bitlife more games like these a horror games doki doki more novels/mana a collab with lauren sorry if they are stupid i thought it would be cool to see if suggesting works;w;

[@feet2000]

@@BijuuMike You forgot to capitalize your "I"

[@asphyxia7685]

I love whatever content mike uploads

[@vixinity1071]

Here is my Walmart story:I was getting ready to leave Walmart when me my brother and my mother heard someone say ''I GOT A GUN'' I hope they were joking if they were they were probably on the droogs.

[@MarbleRabbit712]

As someone who currently works for Walmart (a supercenter in Thomson, GA) I can attest to this. Customers aren’t always pleasant but I do love my job and this video is so hilarious!!!!

[@Eto.Yoshimura]

You know what to do. 0. Pretty 1. Smart 2. Amazing 3. Weird (like me) 4. Food is ur life (also like me) 5. You love yourself 6. You love your family 7. Bijuu us you favorite KZbinr 8. U watch pewdiepie 9. Your beautiful

[@_novalight]

I got 6 But I don't even know who Cobain is, I-

[@Eto.Yoshimura]

@@_novalight lol its a joke, I'll change it

[@Eto.Yoshimura]

@Stunt Man cool

[@shobhgrg]

i got 9 ty :D

[@user-hy1rk5ux6z]

What do you do?

[@littlemissnobudy7381]

No one: Literally no one: Still like no one: Me: *GO FIND JIMMY!!!!*

[@justalotofanimals4071]

Lol Jimmy is my rabbits name

[@madisonrobinson6794]

@@justalotofanimals4071 lol

[@endboolive]

On yeah, what happened to Jimmy? Everyone just forgot about him

[@littlemissnobudy7381]

@@endboolive lol ikr 😂😂😂😂😂

[@horrizoganggang]

2019: There doing Tik Toks in there. 2020:There doing-oh wait no that's normal now. Lol

[@MVGUY_ENTERTAINMENT]

2021: guess it’s still pretty normal

[@dizzycxndy9625]

"night at the consumers is..." "A scary game..." "A creppy game with jumpscares" Me screming around like a baby: JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS GAME 👁️👄👁️

[@joslynbuckley7314]

Bijuu:God Jimmy are you OK, you are you're so scary Me: u got my name wrong

[@appledapple5021]

Mike: I got another job Me: MIKE NOOOOO... We already lost Cory

[@azzzzz8961]

Thank you

[@dollystudios5349]

The whole time in my head I thought “LOOK AT THE NOTES” 😂

[@taylorchilton6838]

I was watching one of your old videos and I realized you had a Toradora poster. I LOVE TORADORA 💗😍 Love your vids btw

[@Kittenkat105]

Omg. I work at Walmart now and I watching this at my job during my break. XD

[@jeonghanism]

SHE CLOSED HER TRUNK ON YOUR HEAD I CANTHEDKSJDJHSDSD

[@undertaleau4022]

Right when you began to play my dog just started barking and it jumped me XD

[@brrieeanaa]

Your the funniest person on youtube 😂 ILY and your videos ❤️

[@coconuts378]

Mike : *starts to play Night of the consumers* Me : I SWEAR I SAW JAY FROM THE KUBZ SCOUTS PLAY THIS A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO!!!

[@ThePastelninja]

I just saw laurenzside play it

[@riverwren]

@@ThePastelninja lol yes But a long time ago 😅

[@skysthelimit291]

Thought you actually got another job XD lol

[@eimanice6545]

skysthelimit same XD lmao

[@eimanice6545]

aquari macaroonie me to

[@rat4527]

Same

[@angelapreciado2976]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MIKE!!! I love all of your videos and I always like your videos.💚💚🖤

[@LilMissMint]

“You are supposed to smile at customers at Walmart...” lol. I wish that was true. Walmart has some of the worst customer service lol. I remember asking a lady if she knew where something was.. I standing in the kitchen section looking for an electric cutting knife and she was across the way in paint. She looked at me pointed to the kitchen section and said “over there somewhere” and went back to talking to her coworker. I was just baffled. I don’t ask for much but when I do I actually need help. I never get it lol.

[@user-gu9yq5sj7c]

Some Walmart employees were nice to me. I had bad service from the mall.

[@norrynor]

My day has now been made

[@pandicorn1870]

Bijuu Mike: *throws the box at the old lady* The old lady: *YAYEET*

[@ItsMeYeka]

This is exactly what customer service is like. I had to pause the video twice because of my anxiety 😅😅 the memories, man lol

[@cnfusedstormtrooper8704]

Mike: I used to work at walmart.... **Wal-Mart ad pops up**

[@judgejudy-booty2080]

and that's on Karen

[@plutopopsicles5140]

last time I was this early One Direction was a thing

[@jessdarosa323]

I didn’t even watch the video yet and I liked it LOL Like I’m watching and ad no cap!!

[@wildlifediscovery9904]

I subscribed and put notifications on 😍 love your vids

[@gemninja1197]

Customer:I want to speak to a manager!! Me:It was time for Thomas to leave,he had seen everything (PS amazing video as always)

[@monokuma3854]

Asriel is that you!!

[@gemninja1197]

@@monokuma3854 Howdy😊

[@b1battledroid179]

**hopes and dreams intesifies**

[@lol-fi9bw]

"I was fighting some demons." Please pick me for scrub of da day

[@shelby8101]

As a phone customer service person I have to deal with jerks every single day. I totally empathize with you and any retail workers. I don’t know why people feel so entitled sometimes. Be nice to retail/customer service people.

[@RDGuima82]

Very nice Gameplay man. You Rock. Congrats.

[@real_frankocean]

He has no neck in parts of the video, must’ve been wearing a green shirt😏

[@anamariaapostol]

You mean blue because the screen was blue at the end of the video...

[@kandyroberson1960]

He was wearing a blue shirt

[@sorinphantomhive5561]

Earlier I watched Jay from the Kubzscouts play this to

[@AK-47forlife]

you should play eat:the revolution. It's a creepy mobile game where you eat normal food but it becomes more weird as time goes by. i think you will like it btw i love your channel!

[@iwouldshipyoubutno7676]

I love how your vest matches your hair! I know it wasn't intentional, but it's still awesome!!

[@eimanice6545]

Me: *sees title* Also me: WHAT?!?!!! Also me: *watches vid* Ohhhhhh The first time I’m early lol Edit: also don’t lie if you thought he had a new job like me

[@sunny._.ray.3126]

𝕐𝕖𝕤 𝕚 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕛𝕠𝕓 𝕥𝕠 𝕏𝔻

[@therandomhoomaninacatonesi5794]

@patato queen 123 *too

[@sunny._.ray.3126]

𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖

[@jsmart3201]

Eiman Ice why do you like gacha?

[@jsmart3201]

patato queen 123 how do you type like that

[@scorpiogoddess5921]

Is no one going to talk about his invisible shirt? 🤣

[@lamiiiiiiiiii]

Sabrina Mann who’s invisible shirt?

[@annoyinglacey875]

@@lamiiiiiiiiii Bijuu's

[@annoyinglacey875]

Actually I think everybody is-

[@kazu2381]

I love Mikes potential to destroy the customers life “omg they’re animals” “that’s your problem” rofl 🤣

[@rosie5611]

Mike I think you're a really good KZbinr and no matter if your videos are 2 years old or 4 years old guess what I'm still going to watch them and I hope you stay safe say safe everyone

[@Ima_besilly]

The THUMBNAIL: I got another job... ME: wait...WHAT NOOO

[@SKVLLZ_V1]

Hello! Yay, i was almost the first to post xp ( Your Vids Are Amazing In All Ways, They Make Me Laugh, And makes my day! )

[@PelucheHoarder]

Me: “notices Mike’s shirt is see through” Also me: “Scrolls down to the comments”

[@harmonyjelly3016]

I KNOW

[@kollax_studios2351]

A strategy, move all the boxes into the rows theyre labeled before you start the shift when you can then then start so that you won’t have to run around looking for more stuff than needed

[@elysiafarfromhome]

Early!! Yayyyy *throws scrubs everywhere* Everyone who likes gets a heck pass and scrub of the day award! Don’t tell da scrub king! 69 likes!? Is this a dream? Am I the only person that subscribes to everyone who likes and comments? *edit* I came back and I read over this and realize how cringe I was, good grief 🥲

[@abbersnail3146]

No u

[@breadispassion5888]

Must be clean huh lol

[@elysiafarfromhome]

Thunder The Pikachu *secretly gives you scrub of da day and heck pass* haha

[@eimanice6545]

Ok I won’t tell

[@elysiafarfromhome]

Eiman Ice UwU good *also gives hug* be wholesome >:3

[@Percy_Of_The_Sea]

I'm loving the fact that your shirt matches your blue screen and so it sort of looks like your head isn't attached to your body. XD

[@ashp4613]

1:46 I love the fact that your editor/you went through this and either didn't notice the fact that you had a green shirt or just wanted that to stay in/your editor wanted to embarrassed you with having a green shirt

[@arithemuffin9363]

Today is my birthday, and what a good day to post a good video Honestly I feel bad for many store employees

[@tinytae965]

One second in and I have regretted my entire life

[@cyborgchicken4468]

Did anyone else realize that Bijuu Mike is just a floating head? This is proof he is either a ghost or the invisible Man.

[@waffleiland4945]

I have watched this like 10 times and I just realized that there is no scrub of the day

[@MeloReola-tp3sj]

Your videos make me happy every day:))))

[@aveb1041]

This is the earliest I’ve ever been :D

[@Gianttrout0]

Hello person scrolling in the comments, hope you have a wonderful day! 💕

[@shupgames]

Why

[@appledapple5021]

Sksksk thank u

[@littlegachamushroom7388]

thank you you too 💕😁

[@shakaylahmacklin783]

you too💕

[@gikki7647]

Why, thank you stranger on the other side of the world!

[@drewambrosiadraws8804]

His shirt though. I’ve had the Wii song stuck in my head all day. 😂

[@prinxessivyisAstay]

Omg i didnt even know u played mah fav (favorite) game, even tho i have no computer and i just watch it and it looks fun,its also called "night of consumers"

[@vivienneflory3287]

Video: 2 minutes ago Me: click click click

[@joanbusic6240]

Hi bijuu

[@charleneweber9423]

I'm a 8 year old on my mom's account MIKE NOTICE ME I heard if I say ur name 3 times I get a shout BIJUUMIKE BIJUUMIKE BIJUUMIKE

[@riot1895]

Joan you were first comment

[@eimanice6545]

Lol

[@charleneweber9423]

Hello strange people

[@joanbusic6240]

@@eimanice6545 what

[@beaniebabie8180]

*famous quotes from this game* "HA screw you" "nope. nope! NOPE!"

[@itz_anonymous4300]

"dog food for cats" im so confused 6:28

[@bee8315]

Wassup

[@softy3047]

Not a single soul: Not my cat: Me: *Turns on caption to see what he said*

[@IndyGibb]

That secret room is something that, though I have watched multiple other youtubers play this, I have never seen before.

[@ingritlomann463]

I love how he tells us stories

[@virgoelite7653]

Me: goes to Walmart An employee: trying to run Me: hey can you help me out The employee: (in head) basically bijuu mike this whole vid

[@cxsmicspice]

*Bijuu Mike: You probably haven't heard of Walmart.* Me: *I dropped in* I haven't indeed who haven't heard of Walmart say I :D

[@peepspines2759]

“YES, FOREVER”. -best bijuu mike quote of 2020 lol

[@jasonneveau2891]

I love watch people play this game because they struggle and scream and that's my favorite part when they struggle and scream :)