We become a terrible cop in Sakura school simulator

[@Don_Richeono]

"Last episode I slept with myself" Sounds like another tuesday

[@minikui6449]

For me it's everyday XD

[@thealphasofster]

SomethingSpaghetti Productions lol

[@helloimreallyfuckingbored2762]

Lmao

[@DaddyDeadpool69]

SomethingSpaghetti Productions 😂😂😂

[@sharipryor5056]

What

[@alexieyt7035]

5:56 "Woah, was this big building always here?" He says, casually spinning and flying in a swan costume.

[@t0xicw0rld_]

😂😂

[@panigbrowardcollege]

“Today I went to Walmart and farted really loudly.” - -Gacha- Bijuu Mike

[@kflove1208]

Yes.

[@fe_hann]

We don’t speak of that Gacha channel around these part

[@imveryunoriginallol8683]

That's. . . *Flamingo?*

[@peparo5934]

Tohru The Dragon enough XD

[@paulinemcarthur3766]

Call him gacha Mike BECAUSE HE IS!

[@phonegloomy]

“today, i went to walmart and farted really loudly” me: **dies**

[@BenReillyUK]

moon_the_furry XD

[@XinYi143]

I MADE THE LIKES 100 ❤️

[@melissaaparicio234]

R.i.p

[@---bunbun---9702]

One time I got a love potion and gave it to a student it was a girl O.o

[@YourNormalProgram]

“last year, I was in walmart and heard a fart in the third isle”

[@_.izzy._]

“I swear I thought that was Disney Land” -Bijuu Mike 2019

[@ihatefrostedflakes]

"last episode i slept with myself" Im dying 😂😂😂

[@no_nameideas5864]

2 views and 31 comments KZbin deserves an award for defying physics and reality

[@inactive-ut9zj]

roasted tomatos What if the same person commented 30 different times?? ٩( ᐛ )و

[@galcow9086]

Its just that a view counts if you watch half the vid,so maybe people comment before half the vid.

[@whalechan3099]

@@galcow9086 Trueeeee😏

[@Fennecaphonbi]

KZbin stop drinking at watchmojo’s place

[@legendoflydchanbotw6430]

It can be possible the 2 ppl most have commented on it a lot lol

[@Mayshii]

Imagine if this game had an _online mode_

[@ankaplanka]

Grand Theft Sakura

[@tanishiganguly7679]

_Chaos._

[@laurakiewiet9539]

very much chaos

[@shanjanashraboni8741]

Then it would be *SAKURA TOWN ONLINE GAMERS*

[@Lethimkook]

It's would turn into a really tamed Japanese grand theft auto 😂

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

bijuu mike: DID YOU KNOW I'M IN THIS GAME!!!????!!! *bijuu mike 2 seconds later...* bijuu mike: I'm really humble

[@miyuji.akademi.rockers]

LMAO

[@Redlight513]

LOL

[@wojciechbialy4874]

Stop just stop STOP!

[@wojciechbialy4874]

But actually XDDDDDDDD. LLOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[@wojciechbialy4874]

O

[@t0xic_3nergy4]

2:24 when the teacher asks you what the answer is and you're too busy watching yt..

[@zeneca9232]

I freakin LOVE SEEING THESE YES

[@dgyusilunga194]

Ok.. ME TOO

[@ahmedalkalidy6565]

Me toooooooo

[@sherryduhh9874]

Bijuu mike- noW iM a tRue pOlicE maN- giRl- ma- yAy!! Me- wait.... what are you... o.O This is a joke lol Edit- wow it’s only a day old and it already has 33 likes thank you guys!!

[@glitchfnafthetwistedonescr5235]

I just commented because I wanted

[@sherryduhh9874]

glitch FNAF the Twisted ones crew mkay

[@oof_9501]

G/fluid? :0

[@whydoineedthis.]

Dont quit your day job

[@babyteeths581]

one time I was talking about you with a friend and I accidentally called you decal bike. don't ask how I don't know, but we both died laughing So... *HI DECAL BIKE*

[@kfunkallstar27]

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@viewingrivers]

He is now called decal bike

[@jasminethemouse3528]

XD "DECAL BIKE"

[@mdonnyandimias4912]

KO

[@jasminethemouse3528]

@@viewingrivers wait do you watch it's funneh

[@littledoodler1269]

6:54 I’ve never laughed harder

[@liviabella5752]

LoL

[@danielaplayz7081]

I Laughed Harder Than I Thought🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chricy6635]

Me tooooo lol

[@just_floofy]

Why you do that pose 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@auicho]

I thought I read that as I've never laughed before

[@emilycoombs4727]

his energy never fails to amuse and yet amaze me

[@Daisy_the_baby]

Bijuu: “Sakura School Simulator” Captions: “Socceroos School Simulator”

[@vvzxq]

Shakira Elliott why did this make me laugh so hard

[@cybercatvientecinco]

*Socceroos* 😂

[@nagitan6383]

soccer school simulator

[@neonrogueee]

ILY Bijuu you make some of the best videos and always make me laugh!!!

[@danieludaya5916]

yur7r7

[@bettycollins8373]

W

[@deolparveen]

When had chu did eat ice cream? I eat fresh apples everyday

[@len4841]

*”Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”* 6:54

[@Zoelove282]

Bijuu mike living in 2020 already achieved sleeping with himself

[@sarahpersonal]

Dont we always sleep with ourselves?! Think about it.

[@henthai9269]

@@sarahpersonal wait that's true

[@victoriamadberg752]

...It’s still 2019...

[@raexchii7771]

6:21 - *[deja vu intensifies]*

[@yogirlwinterr]

I will always love these Sakura School Simulator videos he made! Best KZbinr to ever live.

[@blu3b3rry..dem0n]

6:56 when your game says i don’t want to work for you anymore 🤣

[@nouray2]

LOL last episode thooo so inspiring...love yourself 😂

[@nouray2]

@@Skvll.k1dx it is!

[@nouray2]

@@Skvll.k1dx Thank youuuu sooooo much your profile picture is soooo cute too!^_^

[@nouray2]

@@Skvll.k1dx i know he is amazing like you no wonder you are so nice like him^_^

[@nouray2]

@@Skvll.k1dx Right? Like it is hard to find someone as amazing as you are and is okay with cute stuff (・∀・) you are the best p.s.Thank youuuuuu soooooooo much "Arigto" ( ╹▽╹ )

[@henthai9269]

oh god kindness ^

[@arin8710]

"Wonder if Bijuu Mike's gonna come over and get some." ~Bijuu Mike, 2019 Give this man a Grammy.

[@myasmilkyway]

Give arin some grammer,its not grammy its grammar

[@bubbleyoel]

@@myasmilkyway a grammy's an award...

[@yoda2317]

@@myasmilkyway bruh….

[@AlbedoCipher]

@@myasmilkyway it’s an award…

[@justsomeperson980]

Bijuu: "freaking game man" What Captions say: "freaking gay man"

[@vvzxq]

Just SomePerson THIS GOTTA BE A MEME-

[@justsomeperson980]

@@vvzxq maybeeeee

[@vvzxq]

Just SomePerson lol

[@nagitan6383]

I dunno man seems kinda gay

[@levi4095]

Notice me Bijuu! U r amazing! 😃 keep up the good work!

[@sonyab1974]

4:29 it's Bjork!!! "Please stop spinning." ROFL! What is also funny, is that the boyfriend looks like you! Hahaha.

[@philiphamilton9674]

2:00 ah yes. Here we see your everyday police ray gun.

[@asthetic_angel2910]

0:01 "today I went to Walmart and farted really loudly

[@liviabella5752]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_TheTia_]

Can I say congratulations to those who got to be scrub of the day? Cuz I'll never be scrub of the day.

[@aylamalkav8746]

Either

[@bluntfiemd]

What a relatable comment I see

[@simpforcharactersthatdonte1964]

Me either

[@existing-is-pain]

Same

[@ziggy-xo8ni]

Me 2 let's all form a circle and cry

[@melon_lord2774]

When he got on the horse I was like... yeah I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road

[@tasneem9846]

“Today I went to Walmart and farted really loudly” yep so did my brother

[@cutieb4915]

Me: watches this My sister comes in the rooms and looks: My sister is now scared of swans...

[@eggchan6190]

Hey bijuu, thanks for all your videos. I’m going through a bad breakup and this helped me have a laugh. Thanks for helping me :)

[@brynneroberts6639]

Ah I was having a pretty crappy day today, but I watched this and I cannot stop laughing now XD. Your videos never cease to cheer me up, so keep up the great work!!

[@chip5076]

"I dont want that kind of sushi!"-bijuu 2019

[@ilyamikko9995]

Your vids always make my day and night sometimes. 😂🤣

[@balish7846]

I've been waiting for you to play this game 😂💜

[@wafflellama1255]

OMG SAME!!!!!

[@stvrl1ghtt7]

"Today i went to the store and farted really loud!!" Lol same

[@angelicsprout]

Oh wow. Nice. We should make cops work like this. It seems way safer to me! =D

[@eddieslyfox1831]

Oofys nice tord profile picture

[@t0x1csug4r4]

3:46 mike kicked the guys nuts

[@slasherscrews]

OWOWOWOWO! I was waiting for another video! Funny as always

[@eddieslyfox1831]

nice PFP!

[@TheSamuraiSword]

Bijuu Mike: This is my super suit! Duck:*stares into your soul*

[@pattysnitzler1534]

"last episode I slept with myself" Must of been a clone!

[@sanctyy]

Hey thanks for playing SAKURA School Simulator again bijuu mike

[@christinahalleran8525]

Bijuu mike! Don’t you hate when doki doki videos get deMONIKAtized

[@HonkyBoyTheNeat]

great pun

[@ihilaru]

Good Pun Wrong Video

[@vvzxq]

holy sh-

[@SuperDoody2011]

XD I never noticed that it says “ Monika” in the word demonikatized

[@adorable_nonsense]

My favourite series on this channel. BUCKLED INTO IT

[@Vividesia]

2:13 Says the one who just punched an innocent man (((;

[@caffycore]

9:12 what kind of sushi are we talking about? 😏

[@brittluna3766]

I love your vids and u guys in the comment section are amazin

[@brittluna3766]

@Potato Man umm then I would had said that's mean because bijuu mike is one of my fav KZbinrs and i have a lot especially yandere simulator players so yeah...

[@L1ttl3LadTh3Sup3rSpy]

I'm sick and you make me feel much better than I was feeling before when I watch your videos they always make me laugh😀😁😸😺😄😊😆

[@battleaxe3878]

*115 likes 77 views* I think KZbin started doing drugs *and* alcohol

[@xanna957]

Kookie Gacha Wolf intervention time 😂

[@watermelonsugar1447]

caught, REDhanded

[@PepperRSun]

7:54 😂i thought that was disney land

[@vvzxq]

0:09 me when the teacher asks me a question 😂

[@aleia9202]

Lol! 😂

[@pejaliles1089]

Okay at the beginning when it said "Today, I went to Walmart and farted really loudly" I started laughing soooo hard.

[@jabqmi8944]

12:33 I’M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD AND RIIIDE ‘TIL I CAN’T NO MORe

[@nogazuroff7340]

"I know you love me, you keep saying it, oh I fell in the water" 👌🏼 Graet line

[@kagurahitatchi5890]

You have no idea how hard I laughed thank you!

[@accountlol2188]

0:00 today I went to walmart and farted really loudly me:laughs

[@xxlaurzxx5688]

Real people aren't perfect And perfect people aren't real It's not a sad video I'm not sad right now But people need to know this. If you are reading this, don't worry, no one is perfect!

[@albertwilson9521]

Prech it girl/boy

[@alyssaskits4155]

Why are you commenting inspirational quotes on a video about evil kick boxer school girls learning ballet and becoming cops?

[@whydoineedthis.]

Okay?

[@terrieriley4855]

Mike:*kills* Also Mike: why can't we all get along

[@hollybussx9588]

“Last episode I slept with myself” - Bijuu Mike 2019

[@chikizutamechizuforshortp6017]

0:00 - 0:02 He said *_Hello everyone, Bijuu Mike here_*

[@meg2770]

*when your finally early but dont know what to comment....~

[@helloimreallyfuckingbored2762]

Saaaaaaammmeeee

[@heya_litgirl726]

4:16 Girl: Whats Wrong? Idk why that part was funny But The way the camera was following her And How bijju said it LMFAO

[@heya_litgirl726]

4:17*

[@haaaaana_c]

Notifications? On. Early? Squad. Shoulders? Gone. Michael? -Jackson.- Bijuu I’m early for once so here you go.

[@sarahpersonal]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@dodgethedogdoge6436]

MICHAEL Bijuu HeRe HE cOmES

[@whydoineedthis.]

No.

[@sanctyy]

Thanks for playing sakura school simulator again

[@AshYinAres]

Never laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blu3b3rry..dem0n]

Bijuu mike: I have very clean content Also Bijuu mike: I DONT WANT THAT TYPE OF “SUSHI” “Bijuu mike rethinks about life

[@Agua_fresca200]

6:42 what's the song someone answer me

[@kuladiamond1022]

The song is called, What we do here is go back. Sorry if you already knew before I commented this.

[@someone857]

My Grammys getting me your shirt for Christmas is gonna be the best day ever

[@someone857]

Also there's someone named Aio sounds a little bit to much like Ayano right? Maybe this is Yan Sim from someone's else's point of view... but that's just a theory... a game theory....

[@confusedcosplay2335]

I felt so accomplished when I drove on the school roof haha

[@eunuv]

This video was very good! KEEP IT UP BIJUU!

[@eunuv]

YESS

[@BattyTheBat123]

One of my favorite part of this video: 1:32 of course 🤣😂 2:24 true lol 3:35 :33333 5:52 you have to go back to the gym to take off the costume!!! 6:21 when I leave school 6:40 the best part ever 🤣😂 9:10 :D 12:00 that face tho 🤣 12:53 you can use a jetpack :3

[@emmaskeens4005]

The intro.....was FIRE!

[@waterbottle5963]

3:05 when you know biju Mike has no life XD no hate I don't have one either

[@dodgethedogdoge6436]

No its bijuu mike its not biju mike

[@sugaismymoonlight5768]

Bijuu Mike should be the new leader of the delinquents,he's naughty.

[@xx_bakudekulol_xx6632]

10:59 BWAHHAHAHAHAHA CAPTOINS I got a rest you until you turn into a tiny gay man

[@gaonsiito]

“Today i went to Walmart and farted really loudly” Me: and blamed it on the old lady next to me

[@UglyDucklingg]

I'm turning this into a quote. 0:01

[@lovrlou]

4:45 i... Dont... Nevermind

[@Noah29431]

Luv ur channel bijuu mike!

[@luca_baby1301]

i keep on thinking he says “beat your mike”

[@kelly-uj2jn]

Woooow you just reached 2m subscribers Bijuu Mike! Well Done!

[@g0thel_drillz]

0:09 UHHHHHHM

[@apsarashaktivilla-yb3vf]

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[@apsarashaktivilla-yb3vf]

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[@tammieliau1429]

- dies of laughter - You went to Walmart amd farted really loudly 😂😂😂😂

[@srvenn_14]

In the top of the hospital there is a love potion

[@jateriuscoats]

Omg that attacking duck suit is so funny. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alr505]

I went all the way back to the beginning of Sakura high school 😭 But not a waste of time Pls I need le heck pass🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@atransmouse8885]

Mike: Tell the caps that when they ask you ;) me: YOU ARE A COP!!!

[@atransmouse8885]

Cops dang it

[@Ace-oc6wx]

I am 30 minutes away from my band concert but here I am!!

[@kayla_moon9041]

Its a great VIDEO I SUB

[@lany4618]

Mike:Look there is the weird lady that laughs to her self! Me: Yan-Chan?!?! Oh her...

[@rachaelhutson9930]

that swan tho 😂

[@mcswagwman1614]

RIP Horse 😭😢😓😭😭😭😭😭😿

[@anadavcik9473]

6:20 it's the funniest thing of the year.... 😂😂😂

[@yim.1261]

HI MIKE PLS NOTICE ME SENPI

[@Danie669]

Bijuu Mike, if you didn't know, there is a drain down from the school if you follow the road, & if you go in the drain there is water & a lot of turns so you'll know you found it but go slow! There is a golden skeleton down there & if you run past it it'll try attacking you so you have to use the jet-pack to get away from it bc it runs fast af! So that's what the game means by "kill skeletons"! Hope this will help you!

[@2zipGHOST]

When you go to the setting turn on “friendly fire” so then when you kill them they stay dead

[@marilysreyes1163]

0:00 he says: hello everyone it’s bijuu mike