I played the most cursed parenting game

[@transientcaterpillar]

0:56 A. Dogs, 2. Cats Something seems wrong here.

[@transientcaterpillar]

@@conrade3988 I’m just going to assume you don’t understand the joke

[@transientcaterpillar]

@@s027210 grrrrr

[@asheeriii]

hMmmMmMMMmmM

[@XanBee]

The order of colours, A, 2, ○, 👞 This is quite obviously the order it goes in

[@aymee-463]

HEY DIO, HAVE YOU SEEN JOJO?

[@eccentriccalico9488]

"When did Harry Potter become a dad?" ...Do you guys wanna tell him, or should I?

[@terriduncan1749]

Lol

[@Flurr_Fields]

Lol lol lo

[@teddychu797]

Probably with Draco

[@suzannebarz687]

Uuuuu

[@peppermintleopardz9188]

@@teddychu797 No please no

[@sincostan285]

Pov: you think your first but then you refresh and now your back to reality

[@freaknation1558]

Snap back to reality Oop there goes gravity I'm sorry it was funny

[@freaknation1558]

@seraphim yes

[@alexchandler4213]

Everyone: First! The persons who’s actually first: *doesn’t comment*

[@watermelon8202]

Nobody: The ad: *I’m a cat I go meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow*

[@saharalyle893]

Lol I keep getting ads on a cat restaurant game

[@CT-pr7hl]

@@saharalyle893 all the time

[@Ashashashashasher]

I thought that said im a truck

[@goofypuppy1003]

@@Ashashashashasher I didn’t

[@lorettanorris4014]

the cat going meow meow meow is my brain please give me a time stamp for it

[@enerelerdenebat6959]

youtube: lets just recommend this after 3 mins.

[@christinad3561]

Right omg-

[@shiomi7101]

Ikr like bro recommend it when it first comes out

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

Recommendations are faster than notifications-

[@haerinslover]

KZbin do be like that though

[@pumpkintron8969]

Why tho :/

[@Apersonhannah]

no one: Ad:"Im a cat meow meow meow, Im a cat!" Mike: *shakes head in dissapointment" Me:*Also shaking my head*

[@colinmoore8625]

I wonder what mike was thinking when that ad played

[@kidshavingfun7201]

I have that game

[@imyour900yearoldgrandfathe4]

Alternative Title: How To Raise A Psychopath. Edit: Literally forgot about this comment from a year ago but...444 likes!

[@imyour900yearoldgrandfathe4]

@@smallvixenamberkitty1967 Either one.

[@Gus_theMadMan]

It’s so true!

[@oogabooga_imgay]

Lamoooooooooooooo

[@mrpenumbra6180]

@@imyour900yearoldgrandfathe4 Psychopaths are born crazy. Sociopaths become crazy due to living environments.

[@RiaTheStrange]

FAX

[@CookiePlaysOfficial]

This made me laugh so much, especially when the "I'm a cat, I go meow meow meow" ad was playing and Mike's reaction 🤣.

[@ezrikarejabruce1057]

Me too 😂

[@k0riiiiiiii672]

Nobody: *"where is the sounds"*

[@lmMentallyIll]

👁👄👁

[@xotic2651]

Can you guys pls sub to my youtube channel? my parents said that if i reach 1000 subs i can get a good video editor! Im not a bot btw you can ask me to reply to ur comment and i will reply

[@rachelleamanda1a875]

Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.

[@izukomidoriya2011]

BAHAHHAAA

[@endergenesis2618]

Def = epic

[@ok-lo9pl]

5:27 after 100 years, she has risen again

[@haniyarvas]

I think every game that is about giving birth is cursed lmao

[@yarvasmusicproductions9934]

Well maybe

[@cchainsawhunter]

True

[@WamuuSupremacy]

True

[@lame8004]

Mhm lol

[@transientcaterpillar]

Thanks for sharing!

[@sillyehgg]

For anyone who doesn't know why the doctor's have to spank the baby they have to do it to get the baby to breathe. When they first come out they aren't used to anything including temperature, humidity, and other things. They have been breathing through the umbilical cord so they don't know how to use their lungs so in turn the doctor or someone else will spank them so they take their first breath. This isn't always the case thought and it's not always needed. But I would say that the baby was definitely spanked too hard in the game-

[@Spacehat3887]

spank: slap

[@Roemii_]

Rest In Peace, bijuu’s “innocent “ eyes

[@kissesiio]

Atua

[@jasmineericee]

Atua 😇

[@medicalbasils]

His eyes saw some shi-

[@wondahoi]

Oh no

[@xiayanhugger3321]

Atua

[@TyrroSpace]

2:21 Haikyuu fans: we got ya covered **YamaGUCHI has entered the chatroom**

[@makibuns6969]

I NAMED MY DOG THAT

[@scuubadiverr2567]

@@makibuns6969 i-

[@scratch_214]

“A, dogs, 2 cats, 3 NIGHTMARE INDUCING CLOWNS” Monaca is confused

[@That1Th3atr3Kid]

They’re just gonna put kokichi’s face repeatedly on the wall

[@starnorthstarnorth]

@@That1Th3atr3Kid ouch man

[@scratch_214]

Ooooh ok

[@monokuma4959]

...

[@Dressup_Doll]

@@That1Th3atr3Kid I’ll get Maki

[@Leftydab3st726]

I love how he just looks like he hates his life whenever he watches a ad

[@thejaddyz2746]

Micheal, I’m going to need to confiscate that phone of yours.

[@thatonequeergundamfan71]

no

[@SkylsReal]

No second here🥈

[@eugurai]

Basically

[@thejaddyz2746]

@Willburrt Good point. We need more top quality mobile game videos

[@miraclewillson5133]

Scrubpai slouching on his seat is the highlight of my day. He’s physically bored and I find it adorable for some reason. 🙏

[@vsteriaa3074]

Lets just thank green guy for playing the most cursed games for us we appreciate it bijuu mike 😔

[@UNKNOWN-xn2ne]

Yep

[@artificiallywell]

➖👄➖ Mhm

[@DanDCool]

Now u got 2⁵+1 subs

[@kazooha3646]

Long live the highlighter

[@shiaoza]

yOU speLLED bIjuU wrONNGgg!!11!!!!111

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

man..mike is such a quality dad

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

*agreed*

[@OMGkawaii_.angelchan69]

*agreed*

[@twisterzs]

Alt title: man plays games about babies and goes insane

[@brycetankthrust]

chiaki and chihro = dead

[@kitty_k4to]

@@brycetankthrust what?

[@saymee100]

Next Dharr Mann video 😂

[@NeoLocket]

@@saymee100cue the so you see line

[@krisa3Jpcw]

My dog yawned in sync to you going “aaaaAAaAaAaAUGH” and I thought my dog gained the ability to speak for a second

[@probablysandi5869]

Alternative title: horrible mobile app to teach you parenting because you are bad at it. This is a joke btw

[@wafflekat]

who wanna bet some karen gonna come and act like it’s not a joke XDD

[@sleepy7138]

Lmao

[@thatonecatwithalotofmemes]

@@wafflekat who would come here

[@angelsaludares8930]

lmao I can't get over the 'i'm a cat i go meow meow meow'-

[@CookiePlaysOfficial]

Same

[@STELLAISONFIRE]

its a legit song you can find on youtube

[@CookiePlaysOfficial]

@@STELLAISONFIRE WAIT, WHAT?!?! THANK YOU

[@shrimpybraincell8805]

I can tell I'm going to regret clicking on this... Update: OH GOD I REGRET THIS.

[@violetviola23]

imagine a docter spraying gel all over a pregnet womans irl

[@swiftzee23]

Bijuu running out of ideas: “ *so im just gonna steal Lauren’s ideas..* “

[@user-is5dr9hb2w]

Lauren: 👀

[@pup_ki9400]

Bahaha!!

[@luminex1244]

Lauren 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@omi8348]

Yep but still awesome tbh

[@yohanafreya856]

Loool trueeee

[@horseconfused]

'Look ma'' ! I'm a rapper!" "I'm Tekashi si6nin9!" *Ohh no*

[@Jupitervrrsiona220]

ILOLIO

[@ChiNguyen-rb5ic]

Bopbebo

[@ChiNguyen-rb5ic]

Iol

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I played the most cursed parenting game" Me: "you don't have to look very far to find cursed mobile games-"

[@Parulsharma-zr7nu]

Is this the most late you've been?

[@eugurai]

You are always here. And you are always early

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@eugurai indeed i am

[@stackmin5220]

2019 Bijuu Mike: Gacha 2021 Bijuu Mike: Friday Night Funkin'

[@Crimson_idv]

*Game:* dady *Mike:* Damb *Also mike:* who Teach you thise bad words

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

4:45 i laughed FAR too hard at this for no reason

[@Councilofthecatians]

Same

[@S_lunar]

Melissa seeing now Mike deals with kids: ummm....🔳➖🔳

[@n1ghtpearlz]

Big bad

[@mirrassomeone214]

Melissa: Aight. Gotta wait for another year

[@jaliyahcook7557]

I don’t think they want kids :/

[@Pain-fr1zv]

@@jaliyahcook7557 well that's pitty who's going to take Care of them (when they're Old)😔

[@Bingo_Buddy]

Mike: *makes the worse decisions* Also Mike: Am i a good dad.

[@ingakalniete]

POV ur in bijuu mike’s nightmare: iM a CaT i gO MeOw mEOw MEoW

[@赵月玲]

Meow

[@chrishelmantos139]

Haha

[@lxser5156]

LMAO XD

[@lorettanorris4014]

his nightmare is my dream

[@cutetalia1178]

Mike: A. Dogs 2.cats 3.inducing clowns

[@phantom1xgaming536]

Today's video was sponsored by: *I'm a cat and I go meow meow meow*

[@pv7875]

I thought it said I'm a _tank_

[@creativehandle123]

“Have you seen the freaking bird with the long neck where you have to like force it to crap” -Bijuu Mike 2021

[@muffin8492]

No one: Cursed game: THIS IS YOUR BABY

[@Wacky-Chip]

“Parenting choices “it explains all of the game

[@birsenferhat4602]

I think that's not just a baby that's: B.A.B.Y= *Blaming A Baby Year*

[@goodnightlain]

wtf does this even mean

[@birsenferhat4602]

@@goodnightlain dont take it seriously just kidding u know lol

[@goodnightlain]

@@birsenferhat4602 i dont even get what you were trying to say

[@birsenferhat4602]

@@goodnightlain Yeah that's normal because I'm not English im sorry if my english is too bad :(

[@imda27]

This is one of the videos of Mike that I laughed the most 😂😆🤣😂❤️ love the video, keep it up!!! 👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️

[@SillyBillywanderer]

All parenting games are cursed

[@divine6100]

Exactly

[@asherkat5853]

This is terrific. Maybe even horrific. This man is freaking maleficantbdusu I cant put how amazing you are.

[@rachelleamanda1a875]

"Name by my favorite snack" Baby

[@Tunneryu]

4:44 Mike: "That was a lie!" My mind: KOKICHI

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

XD

[@maddy7671]

This is why I'm never having children 🙃

[@palestinabaddie]

you should have children uwu

[@Karina0621]

@@palestinabaddie why tho ? 😔

[@kaylee1769]

Why? These apps are no where near realistic 😂

[@mnint7779]

@@kaylee1769 they are weird but still they are annoying

[@kaylee1769]

@@mnint7779 They can be annoying but they’re also really sweet and loving (most of them lol)

[@justluna8729]

What I learned today: if your a good mom your baby will hate you

[@Charlie-ry8fh]

*꧁•ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪ̇ᴇ•꧂ has left the game*

[@minipotatos8085]

...

[@itzlunachaloli4565]

*itz Lunacha LOLI• had left the chat*

[@-rabnoo-9888]

System: Ms.Dangerous Left The Chat :(

[@Sillygoooes18]

•Mailey bo Hailey• has left the chat

[@TotallyNotYsa]

XxilxvetoastxX *has joined the game*

[@kjskorner2010]

Little fun fact: The reason babies cry when they're born is because they're breathing for the first time ever and it's sad to them cause they had everything they needed in the mothers belly. But some don't cry, which means they aren't breathing. So the doctors spank them to get them to cry. Another fun fact, I'm in that small percentage of people!

[@Jubzz.]

I never thought id be staring at my computer screen watching an adult with green hair laugh hysterically at a cursed game made for children

[@s.a.dssadmess]

The reason the watermelon hat was a good choice is because it sets a good example for the kid to be like Suika!

[@grizzlykick2209]

"Ur baby's drinking energy drinks-"

[@antholojade]

No one: Bijuu: should we put A. Dogs 2. Cats 3. Nightmare inducing clowns. 💀💀💀

[@luna.marzandula]

This is you, this is your baby.

[@lacielily]

Ah yes, I also become pop cat when I sqeeze out children

[@Spenstarr]

In the intro Baby's head bigger than her head imagine birthing that boulder

[@wiviennevang]

Baby thinks the fridge is mommy DRESS UP THE FRIDGE LIKE YOU

[@medicalbasils]

I was just rewatching your SDR2 playthrough and i get tHIS-

[@lmMentallyIll]

👁👄👁

[@leah6824]

tHIS

[@medicalbasils]

@@leah6824 tHIS

[@drewbo2901]

Wow, Bijuu Mike is a great dad. I’ll be sure to follow his example some day.

[@adorifygyu]

Sir , are you this bored. I'm guessing so. Lowkey stan you for that.

[@Girlyteengirl13]

15:19 this got me

[@weirdoQQ]

Let's pray he doesn't get a kid..even tho we rlly want him to be a daddy..

[@sgtmajor5700]

It's almost like they didn't expect people to make all the wrong choices.

[@gundhamtanaka3681]

My notification really said let me send it 22 seconds later

[@ChrisTheClikkie]

"ITS TAKASHI 69! " made me wheeze😭😭😭😭

[@squidmallows]

Mom pick me up this party is scary-

[@roseli8118]

fact : mike is the best dad ever in this game

[@Badanddarkbois.1983]

Did you play these games cause Of Lauren?

[@EpicFishy5803]

2 things 1. You will be a GREAT father And 2. we all wished the baby's name would be scruby

[@ashdawg25]

i wont lie Mike, you would make a vary good father. :)

[@seanlarsin]

“A: Dogs. 2: Cats. 3: Nightmare inducing clowns”

[@thekangaroo1880]

It's so funny seeing bijuu laugh in almost silence

[@sunnysideup3970]

When you give birth and the baby doesn’t cry when it comes out, you slap it so it cries and make sure it’s alive.

[@nigglywiggly4253]

13:20 i bursted out laughing

[@renhanabiii]

“Yo when did Harry Potter become a dad?” Harry (The cursed child): and I took that personally

[@M1K0_s]

BACK WITH MORE CURSED APPS YESSSSS

[@Roma11nnn]

Bijuu Mike:am i a great dad guys? Me:yes your the best dad

[@honeyluv2258]

When I saw the thumbnail I was like :/ DRAHHHHHHH

[@Al3x_1]

8:56 my little sister got that toy for Christmas and I immediately knew what toy you were talking about 💀💀

[@rachelleamanda1a875]

Anything from Lion Studios is bad...

[@Rosie_.66]

13:51 The reason why the doctors make them cry is to make sure they are alive

[@sofxe]

13:58 Her name is *Z̶̧̢̝̻͚̝͖͎̝͌ͅo̷̭̔̑͗̅ĕ̵̪̹̝̜̙̘͓͈͍̮̓i̴͈̋̋̊̄͛́ġ̷̼͎̣̭́͊̃́͌̈̕h̷͇̳̲̆̔͑̓̎͝*

[@andreakeolamphu]

Bijuu Mike: *"okay, we got a couple of options"* *A.* Dogs *2.* Cats *3.* Nightmare Inducing Clowns

[@sofiexbxnnies8618]

Bruh these games are actually cursed but I like this video 👍 (I typed super fast bruh)

[@thng6483]

Game: what should we put on the walls Mike:A.Dogs 2.Cats 3.NIGHTMARE INDUCING CLOWNS

[@galaxxy_step]

IMAGINE BEING EARLY Edit: Poor bijuu mike, he need the bleach and the holy watah and sum potatoes

[@Jack_Meoff..]

Same

[@alfonsoberonibla4069]

Ye

[@lunachan677]

WE ARE

[@haniyarvas]

Like imagine, can't relate

[@valeewillberichh]

I'm a lil late

[@Bee-db6ou]

I'm not having kids 😂

[@Ayrster]

Comment: When your baby get to age 18 the game freeze. Mike: Bger **freezes** 10:56

[@Muibuns]

The intro is God and Is Life

[@pyrothecroissant]

The pregnant woman on the second game looks like Dora the explorer.

[@weirdoQQ]

Ima need that phone rn Micheal!!

[@elizabeththeskinnyy8571]

15:19 im a tag i go yum yum yum- - mikes bangs his hand -

[@yuphinkellyusa6771]

When this came up i just clicked it

[@yasshironene5751]

Monokuma:Who dunit Makoto:what Monokuma:this game

[@eurasyalewis6740]

14:13 I started dying laughing 😭✋

[@unpopulardudelol]

Same

[@Cateeepers]

I love not being able to breathe because I’m laughing so hard with bijuu mike :D

[@johnnieguilbertstan]

*me thinking I’m early* also me: *realizes there’s already 164 comments*

[@akira_hell0]

Bijuu Mike low key slips out words or sentences that are funny but secretly dirty 😂

[@imda27]

5:11 that made me laugh so much 😂❤️