He "Has Xray Vision" - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

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Bijuu Mike

Bijuu Mike

Күн бұрын

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@anidioticinvaderzimfan7574
@anidioticinvaderzimfan7574 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna come out.... I can consume food I literally put food into my mouth and chew it into weird mush and then swallow... It’s so strange and I don’t know why I can do this but ya know
@teaginkaffenberger3000
@teaginkaffenberger3000 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... I Can't even Imagine doing that...
@tocaBoca-oc5xd
@tocaBoca-oc5xd 4 жыл бұрын
What me too I never knew someone is like me
@MattiesGaming
@MattiesGaming 4 жыл бұрын
YOU COULD SAVE SO MANY LIVES!
@alinatrifan9904
@alinatrifan9904 4 жыл бұрын
Glad there is someone like me
@enhypenunicorn3825
@enhypenunicorn3825 4 жыл бұрын
I tink everyone can do dat (I know it's a joke) unless no mouth girl comes along
@walkingfish.
@walkingfish. 4 жыл бұрын
Him: I cheated in casinos FBI: *WE GOT HIM* *crab rave plays*
@suzysheepp9434
@suzysheepp9434 4 жыл бұрын
InPuT Cap3 - Ladies and gentlemen, WE GOT HIM
@andreagalli4239
@andreagalli4239 4 жыл бұрын
we got him
@gadlove17
@gadlove17 4 жыл бұрын
We got em
@Btegetbsrtbdstb
@Btegetbsrtbdstb 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@taropilled
@taropilled 4 жыл бұрын
When I hear the words “crab rave” I think of dangthatsalongnames x-life series
@dreamingahopefuldream4439
@dreamingahopefuldream4439 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Story Time Channels: “I was born without a nose and suddenly woke up one day having the ability to read minds, which I used to gamble my way into being a billionaire then got my girlfriend pregnant with 50 twins.”
@soap_eater52
@soap_eater52 4 жыл бұрын
😂 👏 ♥️ 🤣 LOL BEAUTIFUL
@elleteddy1086
@elleteddy1086 4 жыл бұрын
Then the 50 twins went to college and then 25 got arrested but then the other 25 wanted to be arrested too so they killed my girlfriend but then the jail exploded so they all died. ThEn I GoT a DoG
@user-wh4jc3wc4d
@user-wh4jc3wc4d 4 жыл бұрын
and they all ate pickles
@Unknown-rz3io
@Unknown-rz3io 4 жыл бұрын
“Then we found out all of the 50 twins were conjoined and seven of us were able to fly!”
@noone4019
@noone4019 4 жыл бұрын
That’s saggy 😂
@JCDriggers8614
@JCDriggers8614 4 жыл бұрын
story animates: "i'm allergic to humans" me being antisocial: "omg same!"
@boocrimson7720
@boocrimson7720 4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@carla4414
@carla4414 4 жыл бұрын
Wow so aesthetic
@ill_insect
@ill_insect 4 жыл бұрын
JCDriggers8614 mood man that is a mood
@lg3zamzam930
@lg3zamzam930 4 жыл бұрын
You deserve more likes.
@xirahthefool
@xirahthefool 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHEN SHE IS ALLERGIC TO HUMANS SHE WILL DIE OF HERSELF
@nickywilliams4538
@nickywilliams4538 3 жыл бұрын
"Even if the police tried to arrest you, you could just teleport away!" Now you are teaching us to run away from police...
@MrFunnyGuy23
@MrFunnyGuy23 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been running from the police for years
@lukeskywalker5099
@lukeskywalker5099 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrFunnyGuy23 (:0
@DrewAnimates
@DrewAnimates 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrFunnyGuy23 same
@Zell5199.
@Zell5199. 3 жыл бұрын
yea cus everyone has teleportation even me once I teleported in a coffin underwater big mistake
@nianivon8758
@nianivon8758 3 жыл бұрын
well it's not like id go quietly anyways even If he hadn't said that.
@pointfiregaming2098
@pointfiregaming2098 4 жыл бұрын
Xray vision: What we think - "I can see everyone's boobs" The real world - "I can see everyone's bone structure"
@randomcat9314
@randomcat9314 4 жыл бұрын
PointFire Music & Gaming helps in bone fractures OY MEN WHERE THE DUCK DID YOU FRACTURE YOUR RIB??
@victorviveros3397
@victorviveros3397 4 жыл бұрын
Why boobs :l :( #plzno
@victorviveros3397
@victorviveros3397 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomcat9314 ok?
@emelyperez3049
@emelyperez3049 4 жыл бұрын
Men suck
@pointfiregaming2098
@pointfiregaming2098 4 жыл бұрын
@@emelyperez3049 yes we do
@nianidiallo8137
@nianidiallo8137 4 жыл бұрын
Girl born without a mouth Me: I feel bad when her nose is stuffy
@Kamoto-Ohiko
@Kamoto-Ohiko 4 жыл бұрын
Is this a meme version from teen titans cyborg no mouth episode?
@sevens12
@sevens12 4 жыл бұрын
Talk with the nose lol lol lol lol lol
@nemanjaradivojevic9229
@nemanjaradivojevic9229 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kamoto-Ohiko i remember that one lol
@parasuicidaldaughter
@parasuicidaldaughter 4 жыл бұрын
*gets asthma and dies*
@meowdazaimeow
@meowdazaimeow 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Lemos shut up
@freelostopenslyepicelephant
@freelostopenslyepicelephant 4 жыл бұрын
Story Time Channel: I was abandoned by my parents went to school with tigers one day I woke up with the power to read minds and my Bike got me pregnant with 50 triplets
@Leslienbt
@Leslienbt 4 жыл бұрын
yep lol 🐈
@yinyan5123
@yinyan5123 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@atoxicperson6794
@atoxicperson6794 4 жыл бұрын
Me tu
@Tattoedpixie84
@Tattoedpixie84 4 жыл бұрын
*Sounds legit*
@tsharkey1000
@tsharkey1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@Leslienbt lol
@karmeledkarma9130
@karmeledkarma9130 4 жыл бұрын
I need to confess... I can move my legs and go places it’s so crazy
@galaxygamersquad1851
@galaxygamersquad1851 3 жыл бұрын
WOW
@clarice6461
@clarice6461 3 жыл бұрын
i can see everything black when i close my eyes, i think its some kind of gate to another dimension
@earnesttoonsgame3009
@earnesttoonsgame3009 3 жыл бұрын
🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
@cuptost6651
@cuptost6651 2 жыл бұрын
WHAAAAAAT I also have to say something…….. I CAN SING THE ABCD’S
@pewdsy7811
@pewdsy7811 4 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to humans Me: that’s called being introverted
@dontknowwhattoputhereyesr3625
@dontknowwhattoputhereyesr3625 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LilyTheMuggle
@LilyTheMuggle 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm
@AshyProductions
@AshyProductions 4 жыл бұрын
@Sariah Moring Same here buddY
@Kissyoubutwontmissyou
@Kissyoubutwontmissyou 4 жыл бұрын
Sariah Moring same dude
@virscin
@virscin 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Introverts: I’m allergic to humans
@johansucksazz6486
@johansucksazz6486 4 жыл бұрын
He Has X-Ray vision Me: *wait, that's illegal*
@megawonszrzeczny9
@megawonszrzeczny9 4 жыл бұрын
Like, litterally illegal
@kandiking8669
@kandiking8669 4 жыл бұрын
Illegal*
@Cinko420
@Cinko420 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Joestar "OH MAI GAAAAAAAWD!"
@ColinCartoons
@ColinCartoons 3 жыл бұрын
When he talked about being able to see through clothes and them being invisible reminds me of that character from MHA who can turn invisible when taking off her clothes
@almandojohnson4316
@almandojohnson4316 3 жыл бұрын
She was born like that
@chrissyismo280
@chrissyismo280 3 жыл бұрын
Hagukure
@honeybeegacha4642
@honeybeegacha4642 4 жыл бұрын
I was scared on how people would react but I am invisible, it’s the only possible conclusion! I can see myself but nobody pays attention to me! I will be right in someone’s face and they say nothing!
@treefrog1349
@treefrog1349 4 жыл бұрын
Oh My God same I think we need to contact this chanle
@L0LLIEZSTARZ
@L0LLIEZSTARZ 4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@whizzerbegs
@whizzerbegs 4 жыл бұрын
That’s just sad
@ToxicGaming-gq3zs
@ToxicGaming-gq3zs 4 жыл бұрын
•ღLollyღ• Hm well, you may think this is a lie ( I’m not being sarcastic ) I can actually talk to animals. My dog responds to me in winks. ( you should try it )
@angelamante616
@angelamante616 4 жыл бұрын
Hey should be on Stories Animated!
@awsomepossumblossom9904
@awsomepossumblossom9904 3 жыл бұрын
i have the power to make any and everyone who comes near me unbelievably uncomfortable and awkward.
@sam_the_masked2513
@sam_the_masked2513 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not just me!?
@kimoi7415
@kimoi7415 4 жыл бұрын
This is going to sound fake but it's true and I need to tell someone. I have a strange power where people hate me, I all started when I was born and I can't control it, I've been bullied in school because of it and even after switching to a new school they hate me too, I hope someone with a similar power can see this and we'll suffer together. Even if you end up hating me.
@bounique1285
@bounique1285 4 жыл бұрын
i hate you
@soulblazer1841
@soulblazer1841 4 жыл бұрын
Isabella Adams I hate you too! XD, I'm just joking
@theinsanelycool
@theinsanelycool 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I thought I was the only one.
@FEARME-en6yn
@FEARME-en6yn 4 жыл бұрын
Umm can I tell you something...........BEING HATE BY PEOPLE IS NOT A POWER SO......YEP
@marrionettchangachaowo6131
@marrionettchangachaowo6131 4 жыл бұрын
Bro what the heck, same... But mine is quite different, you see people just avoid me
@CheeringAtom
@CheeringAtom 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this has given me enough courage to say that...I have a special ability too. When I'm sitting down, I can put my feet on the ground, push off and balance on two feet! And, get this, I can actually lift my left foot, put it further Infront of me, then lift my right foot and put it Infront of the left foot, then I keep repeating this and I can move!!! It's crazy!!! I don't know of anyone else who can do this, but I'm putting it out there now...if you are or know of anyone who can do this, please let me know! I want to know if I'm alone or not...
@m3m0ry64
@m3m0ry64 4 жыл бұрын
I say you deserve more likes, because you put a literal paragraph. I support this comment. Lol.
@elliehindman7448
@elliehindman7448 4 жыл бұрын
Me after sitting on the couch for a day straight
@l0v3dd
@l0v3dd 4 жыл бұрын
Really my gift is.im not special.....
@neann6
@neann6 4 жыл бұрын
REALLY?!??! I can do this too! My father taught me. It's an ancient skill only certain people has. You're not alone 😌
@d3adyoutubeaccount
@d3adyoutubeaccount 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah one day I just did it it’s amazing! It’s a power!
@lordyoofy5529
@lordyoofy5529 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the biggest plot hole is how the x ray guy saw the pictures on the other side of the cards, he would’ve just seen through the cards
@kayla.873
@kayla.873 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I think he would be quite helpful for the doctors Hears him talk about looking through clothes and looking down at something Also me:Never mind he just wants to be a pervert
@senzi_
@senzi_ 4 жыл бұрын
If he have a x ray vision, soo he can see bone problems and other diseases
@Eren-gu7un
@Eren-gu7un 4 жыл бұрын
IKR I WOULD HAVE USED THE POWERS TO CHEAT ON A TEST
@c3spmul685
@c3spmul685 4 жыл бұрын
2020:i have a x ray vision 2050:my cow has a gills
@libee1881
@libee1881 4 жыл бұрын
I have x ray vision* My Cow has gills*
@libee1881
@libee1881 4 жыл бұрын
@Olivia Green yes there was some mistakes, but everyone makes mistakes. And please don't call me "madam" :)
@libee1881
@libee1881 4 жыл бұрын
@Olivia Green I understand, if you look closely at their comment you can see the mistakes. Quarantine, man ;~;
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 4 жыл бұрын
@@libee1881 Putting a between them doesn't really deserve correcting, dude...
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 4 жыл бұрын
@@libee1881 Rude, much?
@X33N-GD
@X33N-GD 3 жыл бұрын
The kid in the story: “Me and my best friends promised to never tell anyone about my power.” also the kid in the story:”ima make a video about my power.” Me: “BRUH”
@phantom_lorikeet4994
@phantom_lorikeet4994 4 жыл бұрын
"Im allergic to humans" Me trying to get out of going to school
@lautarosilva5272
@lautarosilva5272 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and you can throw up when u wanna tell someone that they are ugly.
@hney_bear7854
@hney_bear7854 4 жыл бұрын
Heather Chandler I just told my mom, and she said nice try kid
@jessedalton1983
@jessedalton1983 4 жыл бұрын
@Itz_Cookie playz llwo2l
@jessedalton1983
@jessedalton1983 4 жыл бұрын
@Itz_Cookie playz kwowo
@kairenner1500
@kairenner1500 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Barry: I couldn't tell anyone Same Barry: Here's a KZbin video on my special power
@gxbrielle5388
@gxbrielle5388 4 жыл бұрын
you mean, *_totally true and legit super power that totally exists_* ?
@reid5722
@reid5722 4 жыл бұрын
Sophia Renner xD
@sleepyskullz2294
@sleepyskullz2294 4 жыл бұрын
@DrowsyKy *Spamming X bottom on the Xbox controller until it breaks off- Me: MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT!
@sleepyskullz2294
@sleepyskullz2294 4 жыл бұрын
@@gxbrielle5388 y e s
@renugus4759
@renugus4759 4 жыл бұрын
Doctors: lets feed this miracle child with a tube in its nose
@themoustachedchicken8136
@themoustachedchicken8136 3 жыл бұрын
Krshhhhhh I'm breaking up as you did a great comment
@cxrly_mxrshxll111
@cxrly_mxrshxll111 4 жыл бұрын
"I was just a teenager and wasn't Superman" coff coff coff Shazam coff coff coff
@briannaa2782
@briannaa2782 4 жыл бұрын
Spooky Cat 147 ..... cough****
@lexirob
@lexirob 3 жыл бұрын
There was someone who was born with out a FACE Lots of people thought he was a killer but he was a normal person but he did have a few friends. I feel bad for him.😟 Who else feels bad for him?
@saadonajjar1
@saadonajjar1 3 жыл бұрын
no face? he's dead
@lexirob
@lexirob 3 жыл бұрын
@@saadonajjar1 ya but its still sad also wow this was a long time ago :')😂
@saadonajjar1
@saadonajjar1 3 жыл бұрын
@@lexirob lol
@calvenmuswagon7445
@calvenmuswagon7445 3 жыл бұрын
(Looks at slederman)
@Cand581
@Cand581 4 жыл бұрын
Story: I woke up one morning with the ability to float on pancakes. I was eating pancakes and all of a sudden I started floating on top of them. I couldn't explain this phenomenon. So I went to Ihop with my friends and when the pancakes came out I started floating above them. They were so shocked. I went to the doctors and found out that my dna was part pancake and eating them gave me floating powers. I never knew my family but I found my true love, Mr. 5 stack pancakes on a plate. Somehow I could communicate with him through telepathy. We had such a strong connection. We bought a maple syrup farm and had a beautiful family of 50 short stacks. But after a dna test I discovered Mr. 5 stacks was my dad?! So one night while he was sleeping I ate him. I couldn't live with knowing my husband was my dad! The kids believe dad left and I never told them the truth...the ones that suspected me, let's just say they were served up with a side of eggs and bacon...and that's my story.
@janicegreb
@janicegreb 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@sleepyskullz2294
@sleepyskullz2294 4 жыл бұрын
YES. JUST YES XD
@mycel57able
@mycel57able 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@morijin1919
@morijin1919 4 жыл бұрын
The most believable story on my story animated
@elfthe_yes
@elfthe_yes 4 жыл бұрын
XD I’m dying 😂
@philliproth5012
@philliproth5012 4 жыл бұрын
I have a power: I can make air smell..
@aquashima5077
@aquashima5077 4 жыл бұрын
Same i think a lot of people can and if i smell something i can also taste it😊
@urmom-px2fh
@urmom-px2fh 4 жыл бұрын
@@aquashima5077 *eats farts*
@aquashima5077
@aquashima5077 4 жыл бұрын
@@urmom-px2fh OMG XD
@autumncxlxrs2190
@autumncxlxrs2190 4 жыл бұрын
You've confused me
@xqueenzaudiozx7161
@xqueenzaudiozx7161 4 жыл бұрын
Woah 🤯
@nomochord3364
@nomochord3364 4 жыл бұрын
The “I’m allergic to humans” one sounds like the temmie that’s allergic to temmies in undertale.
@beancanneedstherapy8998
@beancanneedstherapy8998 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sixthmonthoftheyear
@sixthmonthoftheyear 4 жыл бұрын
h0i! i'M tEm!
@marrionettchangachaowo6131
@marrionettchangachaowo6131 4 жыл бұрын
H0I IM TEMMIE! GOT AFFORD MONES FOR DAH... COOLEG....U°U
@ScalyRaptor1944
@ScalyRaptor1944 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@kennythe2nd343
@kennythe2nd343 4 жыл бұрын
Hi. I'm Bob.
@pastelsdesigns1813
@pastelsdesigns1813 4 жыл бұрын
I need to confess... I can rub my hands together and create warmth Freaky, right? Right?
@himikotoga5802
@himikotoga5802 4 жыл бұрын
I can do it dummy
@soulthesoullessfox5582
@soulthesoullessfox5582 4 жыл бұрын
Priscilla Lozano r/wooosh
@Jogoat93
@Jogoat93 3 жыл бұрын
@@himikotoga5802 r/wooosh
@kumanadi7809
@kumanadi7809 4 жыл бұрын
Next story: Im allergic the sky and my dad is a unicorn and my mom has anime eye's
@duck5830
@duck5830 4 жыл бұрын
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO real ObViOsLy, but its the kind of stuff they post! XD
@help6691
@help6691 4 жыл бұрын
Kuma Nadi Plot twist: The mother cheated on the father with a couch made of a low-fat caramel macchiato with soy and a gluten free chocolate chip cookie with no GMO
@AshyProductions
@AshyProductions 4 жыл бұрын
And their brother is a Furry
@ItzBIULD
@ItzBIULD 4 жыл бұрын
Eyes*
@meikawi-fi8352
@meikawi-fi8352 4 жыл бұрын
omg... thats my life............. :sad_emoji:
@alyssacrook6814
@alyssacrook6814 4 жыл бұрын
My animated stories: "i am allergic to humans" Me:"no hun you just have social anxiety your just over exaggerating it to the max"
@scave6131
@scave6131 4 жыл бұрын
hyperbolic exaggeration.
@idiot_4042
@idiot_4042 4 жыл бұрын
Allergic to humans and he is a human
@mmeekis05
@mmeekis05 4 жыл бұрын
😂😍
@mmeekis05
@mmeekis05 4 жыл бұрын
Hilo kylee
@moonegoat8220
@moonegoat8220 4 жыл бұрын
@@idiot_4042 I guess since she allergic to humans she allergic to herself which is confusing so I wonder how she is still alive..UNLESS *PLOT TWIST* SHE AIN’T EVEN HUMAN
@Lacey.Coffey
@Lacey.Coffey 3 жыл бұрын
Mike:The parents are so dumb she doesn't have a mouth But let's put food up to her MOUTH anyways. Me:Hearing Mike forget the most important part of the story "SHE DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!"
@awhd1017
@awhd1017 4 жыл бұрын
i have a power....... it’s called *PROCRASTINATION*
@jayple_syrup
@jayple_syrup 4 жыл бұрын
Omg me too
@king_zay3860
@king_zay3860 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@drizzle2914
@drizzle2914 4 жыл бұрын
“Has xray vision” Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT Edit: Thanks for much for all the likes! This is my most liked comment ❤️
@ArtsySpinch
@ArtsySpinch 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@minecraftcat4149
@minecraftcat4149 4 жыл бұрын
GOOD JOB
@jflorence222
@jflorence222 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah mr.crabs
@v0id-b4g12
@v0id-b4g12 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Yes the John Cena meme
@kirothehero5157
@kirothehero5157 4 жыл бұрын
:john cena ARE YOU sURE ABOUt THaT :baby yoda are you sure about that :yoda sure about that you are
@pengume472
@pengume472 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, "I didn't tell him that I was expecting 30 twins" she gon' have 60 kids 😂, 0:40
@dyI4n
@dyI4n 4 жыл бұрын
30 twins would still 30.
@slimebind
@slimebind 4 жыл бұрын
*30 twins* hmmm but the number says 35
@pengume472
@pengume472 4 жыл бұрын
@@slimebind double oof
@mozzwozz
@mozzwozz 3 жыл бұрын
Its time I come out, I can sleep. I dont know why I can but if I close my eyes for long enough everything blacks out.
@kermit8557
@kermit8557 4 жыл бұрын
X-ray kid: I not going to tell anyone literally everybody on KZbin: Y u lie bro
@hassounaazaiez9972
@hassounaazaiez9972 4 жыл бұрын
wtf
@goldensugarcookie
@goldensugarcookie 4 жыл бұрын
nobody: flavia: I simply forgot to tell my boyfriend that I was expecting 30 twins me: oh yeah a common mistake. everyone forgets to tell their boyfriend that they're having 30 twins every once in awhile
@theaxolotlwithagun7557
@theaxolotlwithagun7557 4 жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffft
@emytoonz
@emytoonz 4 жыл бұрын
(Spits out air) *o yea every month or sumthing i have 30 twins crazy RIGHT?*
@toesucker30000
@toesucker30000 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a *dang* minute doesn’t that mean 60 kids? 👁👄👁
@emytoonz
@emytoonz 4 жыл бұрын
@Q@
@sarasingletonn
@sarasingletonn 4 жыл бұрын
Cloudy i was about to say that-
@Scififan926
@Scififan926 4 жыл бұрын
“i was born without a mouth” Mike: “it *sucks*” Okay so...
@officialzizzy8160
@officialzizzy8160 4 жыл бұрын
Like “sucking a lollipop”
@armagedon7407
@armagedon7407 4 жыл бұрын
Scififan, The Anonymous She aint gonna be able to get that penny
@lordsquad3780
@lordsquad3780 4 жыл бұрын
IT DOES NOT SUCK POOR MAN 😡😡
@armagedon7407
@armagedon7407 4 жыл бұрын
lord squad r/youngpeopleonyoutube
@green_crocs6234
@green_crocs6234 4 жыл бұрын
Omg lol!
@Goodwill_AZ
@Goodwill_AZ 3 жыл бұрын
4:00 captions say no ones talking about her bathroom
@Lena-fs4mq
@Lena-fs4mq 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I tried it
@clyeffect4963
@clyeffect4963 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: storytime animated: *my sister is my dad and I m their cousin*
@JoseP34
@JoseP34 4 жыл бұрын
Wait my brain got tangled reading this
@wintershock
@wintershock 4 жыл бұрын
If I was born without a mouth my first words would be “put me down”
@cometvomet2470
@cometvomet2470 4 жыл бұрын
How tho?
@qwak976
@qwak976 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't get the joke?
@llamaboi2813
@llamaboi2813 4 жыл бұрын
Kate Mansfield r/wooosh
@elijahduncanson6836
@elijahduncanson6836 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@misterp1355
@misterp1355 4 жыл бұрын
Mine would be ...................................
@Tomcatsz
@Tomcatsz 4 жыл бұрын
5:31 When he said hear me out, I got an ad where trump said "let Obama care explode"...
@tired_artist9239
@tired_artist9239 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dinkthegreatest
@dinkthegreatest 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen that ad, it actually said implode
@Tomcatsz
@Tomcatsz 4 жыл бұрын
@@dinkthegreatest oh whoops
@Laura-jm1jt
@Laura-jm1jt 4 жыл бұрын
Did this man literally just say that he wanted to repay his parents for everything they did TO him? Is that why he apparently has x-ray vision?
@wydbro16
@wydbro16 3 жыл бұрын
Yo me too we need to keep it secret 🤐
@ladyazura6525
@ladyazura6525 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is random but... There is a channel named “What If” that goes into detail about hypothetical scenarios. They once did one about X-Ray vision. Let’s just say... since easily disproves their statement (as if common sense didn’t already.)
@poptartplaysrobloxandmore.2508
@poptartplaysrobloxandmore.2508 4 жыл бұрын
8:43 him: "I keep this a secret in case they think I'm mental." 8:45 them: (freAked out?) But still smiling. XD
@stacydoyle5401
@stacydoyle5401 4 жыл бұрын
ChillFace_BobTheFemale 8:45 XD
@corbinmccolm5564
@corbinmccolm5564 4 жыл бұрын
Mike: I think he's got a 4 pack on he's chest Me: that or he's fat
@drop_of_honey1839
@drop_of_honey1839 4 жыл бұрын
Nope those are bobbs lol
@itsdagoner912
@itsdagoner912 4 жыл бұрын
No those are 2 butts
@arlenet3406
@arlenet3406 4 жыл бұрын
If you're going to say he's fat or something.say he's fat....ON THE CHEST
@theironkitten8736
@theironkitten8736 4 жыл бұрын
One set is man boobs and the other is chest muscles
@haven5059
@haven5059 4 жыл бұрын
@@theironkitten8736 no I'm pretty sure the other set is fat rolls
@Alex.777.0
@Alex.777.0 3 жыл бұрын
I have two superpowers 1. I can see into the past 2. I can hold my breath for 30 seconds
@Mem_Pyroman
@Mem_Pyroman 3 жыл бұрын
i can hold my breath for 45 minutes. i will be death tho
@Alex.777.0
@Alex.777.0 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman my brother is trying to hold his breath for three days, it’s been a month so I just think he’s sleeping
@Mem_Pyroman
@Mem_Pyroman 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex.777.0 nah, i think he's doing a great job, still there is a fish that held breath for almost a decade
@Alex.777.0
@Alex.777.0 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman I just poked him, I think he’s dead
@A_Strawberry
@A_Strawberry 4 жыл бұрын
"I drank milk now I'm pregnant" is actually a story on there channel
@briannaa2782
@briannaa2782 4 жыл бұрын
*turns out it’s not milk it’s white tadpoles* (I’m not stupid, but let’s keep it pg)
@skypertyper548
@skypertyper548 4 жыл бұрын
ty for the cringe
@finnificator
@finnificator 4 жыл бұрын
“The parents are so stupid, she doesn’t have a mouth, ‘Oh! Let’s put food up to her mouth!’” -Bijuu Mike 2020 😂❤️✨🍀 Edit 1: omg thank you guys for the likes TvT ❤️
@ClaireXue
@ClaireXue 4 жыл бұрын
I READ THIS WHEN HE SAID THAT
@finnificator
@finnificator 4 жыл бұрын
Claire Xue 😂😂
@toruhchan6091
@toruhchan6091 4 жыл бұрын
“We spent hours talking about how it’s not possible.”
@toruhchan6091
@toruhchan6091 4 жыл бұрын
We all know it “BERRY”..There’s no one like you
@lukasyt9604
@lukasyt9604 4 жыл бұрын
@@toruhchan6091 what are you trying to do here?
@fruityparrotz
@fruityparrotz 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes? Woah.
@umu0ii
@umu0ii 4 жыл бұрын
You should react to “I caught him doing a pregnancy test” it’s odd
@rhubb7066
@rhubb7066 3 жыл бұрын
everyone knows that the best power is shape shifting and that is a FACT because if you search 'does shapeshifting give you the powers of the thing you turn into' (or something like that) it says its true
@JamesterIsDivergent
@JamesterIsDivergent 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t have a mouth! *gets blocked nose* Oh *bleep*
@willowthewarriorwolf3723
@willowthewarriorwolf3723 4 жыл бұрын
Jamester R I P
@JamesterIsDivergent
@JamesterIsDivergent 4 жыл бұрын
Jessi Abney yes
@pooravsharma8637
@pooravsharma8637 4 жыл бұрын
Considering how she can't speak, it should just be ......
@JamesterIsDivergent
@JamesterIsDivergent 4 жыл бұрын
Poorav Sharma ..fun ?
@Traivons_World
@Traivons_World 2 жыл бұрын
How to feed her: do what Cyborg did in Teen Titans Go when Raven took his mouth... shove food up her nose. Then, learn to speak from her nose.
@chevie8220
@chevie8220 4 жыл бұрын
7 year old me after watching the episode of sponge bob where they get the x ray glasses
@Shoe26
@Shoe26 4 жыл бұрын
Him: WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED! Me: ok, you are officially my new favourite KZbinr 😆
@confused_shark2537
@confused_shark2537 4 жыл бұрын
Fire lord Saphirecat322 Isme.s, you and your four fathers have devastated the balance. You shall pay the ultimate price.
@confused_shark2537
@confused_shark2537 4 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I had to make that joke
@nickisbored3145
@nickisbored3145 3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't before?
@PrismaPup7
@PrismaPup7 4 жыл бұрын
Alright, confession time. I've got this super power called... LAZINESS.
@randomthings4805
@randomthings4805 4 жыл бұрын
Katie H. ME TOO I never thought someone had the same power as me.
@S_NAW
@S_NAW 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@johnathanwhite4626
@johnathanwhite4626 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! My power is to spread the laziness
@patrickboner
@patrickboner 4 жыл бұрын
"Im allergic to people" That just sounds like being an introvert with extra steps
@c4tm340w
@c4tm340w 4 жыл бұрын
Pat Rick exactly.
@a-pop9652
@a-pop9652 4 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@theotakugirl4647
@theotakugirl4647 4 жыл бұрын
It means she's allergic to human touch. It's a real allergy
@Ali23055
@Ali23055 4 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to clothes Me: ur gonna walk around naked
@lilmikky4934
@lilmikky4934 4 жыл бұрын
Whitney Studios mhmmmmmmm
@mikachu4155
@mikachu4155 2 жыл бұрын
This is a huge secret but... I do this weird thing where I close my eyelids and open them repeatedly I think it's called blinking or something-
@chloegaugh7619
@chloegaugh7619 4 жыл бұрын
"berry": IVE BEEN LYING ABOUT MY NAME THIS WHOLE TIME me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TRUSTED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@theclown6710
@theclown6710 4 жыл бұрын
Lettuce Tomato It’s liar Barry
@zoomzero8832
@zoomzero8832 4 жыл бұрын
this is probably what a 5 year old would say
@aklasuddin177
@aklasuddin177 4 жыл бұрын
What
@slmatii
@slmatii 3 жыл бұрын
from him talking about teleportation, i would have controllable super speed without limits so that i could literally go from one place to the other, run on water or maybe air and stop time
@iamturtle9459
@iamturtle9459 4 жыл бұрын
Their new video is going to be "I stopped paying my child support bills because I'm too pretty"
@kumo8370
@kumo8370 4 жыл бұрын
I would love the ability to shape shift it would save money on halloween! And I could cosplay and also trick people it would be pretty awesome!
@peckneckanimations
@peckneckanimations 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I honestly agree!
@ifyn4882
@ifyn4882 4 жыл бұрын
Me toooo
@thefedora1487
@thefedora1487 4 жыл бұрын
If I did I would have became GODZILLA AND GIGAN!
@IsMeh101
@IsMeh101 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if I could have that power I would scare people by turning into a fnaf character lol 😂
@Thunder-00
@Thunder-00 4 жыл бұрын
Actually there IS a girl who has x-ray vision. You can find her in Ripley’s “believe it or not” books
@wheatsock
@wheatsock 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I think I saw that once, it’s pretty cool
@He-mansuckz
@He-mansuckz 3 жыл бұрын
Your so gullible from what science has shown us it is impossible to have "x-ray vision"
@wheatsock
@wheatsock 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look a dogmatic person
@crab442
@crab442 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that is the question
@Monke-Mongral-CEO
@Monke-Mongral-CEO 3 жыл бұрын
BRO HE SAID HE WOULD REPLY TO THE POWER ONES AND HE DIDNT TO U
@ec94707
@ec94707 4 жыл бұрын
If you had X-ray vision, wouldn’t you see people’s bones and stuff instead of what he said he could see?
@flamehacker6009
@flamehacker6009 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you on that bijuu Mike teleportation would be the best superpower to have if you only had one
@catiecat5665
@catiecat5665 4 жыл бұрын
Me:offers frend milk for cookies. Friend:im lactose intolerant Me:its not lactose its milk.
@sanicplayer22goop97
@sanicplayer22goop97 4 жыл бұрын
“Do blind people have xray vision” *gets chills*
@---bc8mu
@---bc8mu 3 жыл бұрын
Mike- “Wouldn’t true exray vision make you see nothing?” Me-Soo... Blind people? Mike-“does that mean blind people have exray vision they just don’t know it?”
@breadstick502plays3
@breadstick502plays3 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: True Story Animations: A moose got my step dad pregnant, and now he lives in the moon
@jackfrtruck7727
@jackfrtruck7727 4 жыл бұрын
*IN* THE MOON?
@woah_its_pixel285
@woah_its_pixel285 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackfrtruck7727 living on the moon is for amateurs
@sberky98
@sberky98 4 жыл бұрын
Im on Jupiter, gonna go to ring planet for vacation
@akilikesbread
@akilikesbread 4 жыл бұрын
Breadstick502 Plays! Not even on the moon, just IN the moon
@dudzthe21st
@dudzthe21st 4 жыл бұрын
Really *IN* the moon.
@Tulips_rsocool
@Tulips_rsocool 3 жыл бұрын
I have this super weird but cool ability where when my eyes are opes for more than a minute, they start to water up but when I close my eyes for like, a nano second, and then open them again, they just stop watering, like- wow I'm just so amazed that I can do this-
@llamapiviana
@llamapiviana 4 жыл бұрын
I have teleportation powers (Idk if i spelled that right😂) there was just one time i woke up and than i just teleported to Mars, there i met aliens, i Even made a alien friend🙃 (This is totaly legit🤫) And i also get a lot if money from it, because I teleport into celeb mansions an steal ther money😁 (Again totaly legit😉)
@tafo1137
@tafo1137 4 жыл бұрын
@Galaxypup271 wussup 2 minutes ago comment
@blythethorn335
@blythethorn335 4 жыл бұрын
Can you lend your power to me?????
@angus4291
@angus4291 4 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@amir_lolz4642
@amir_lolz4642 4 жыл бұрын
Only one person have X ray vision and his name is Deren but that person is not him , idk if deren actually have X ray vision , i didnt finish the video and i think is real he's deren since they both have brown hair omg XoX
@CoronileZr
@CoronileZr 4 жыл бұрын
Are you see erpan in mars?
@ColinCartoons
@ColinCartoons 3 жыл бұрын
Guys i have an actual superpower I can cancel all hearing by listening to my magic music I put the sound on really loud and then I was able to not hear anything! :D
@reid5722
@reid5722 4 жыл бұрын
2019: I have x-ray vision ???: I stalk this channel and watch them sleep
@corneliusglover494
@corneliusglover494 4 жыл бұрын
He got the
@corneliusglover494
@corneliusglover494 4 жыл бұрын
Sharon good
@corneliusglover494
@corneliusglover494 4 жыл бұрын
Sharingan
@c4tm340w
@c4tm340w 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, you DO KNOW that it’s 2020 now, right? (No, hate, you could just not be used to writing 2020 yet.)
@corneliusglover494
@corneliusglover494 4 жыл бұрын
No auto correct
@reubensmith9869
@reubensmith9869 4 жыл бұрын
2019:mom give girl mirror with no face 2020:mom gives girl food with no mouth
@plushthecreator3740
@plushthecreator3740 4 жыл бұрын
Why does the “guy with the powers” one of his friends look like lemillion
@artbypanii420
@artbypanii420 4 жыл бұрын
Omg! That's true!!!
@beezlebob265
@beezlebob265 4 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@UglyPotato34
@UglyPotato34 4 жыл бұрын
Young Deku
@mrpingu7476
@mrpingu7476 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no Where’s senpai OMG ye
@Minty..ffresh
@Minty..ffresh 3 жыл бұрын
I have the special ability.. Of.... Binge watching “Gacha mike!” It’s this really cool thing where you practically just watch gacha mike over and over again in each of his videos!
@I_Love_Wolves_
@I_Love_Wolves_ 4 жыл бұрын
“I was born with out a mouth” Me: ...... *THEN HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING THEN???!!!* And how is that even possible?! Edit: okay Guys I know they used voice actors it’s just a joke. I wasn’t taking it seriously.
@urufisuimin2733
@urufisuimin2733 4 жыл бұрын
U mean mouth.... Right?...
@I_Love_Wolves_
@I_Love_Wolves_ 4 жыл бұрын
Bethany Montrose oof *mouth* Sorry for my terrible spelling.
@urufisuimin2733
@urufisuimin2733 4 жыл бұрын
@@I_Love_Wolves_ it's fine I was just confused.... That's a possible new video "I was born in beantober, a month that never existed" And also they use voice actors a lot.
@Olivviaooo
@Olivviaooo 4 жыл бұрын
They use voice actors. That's a red flag when It comes to "real" stories
@kelvstar2oof726
@kelvstar2oof726 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah u got a point how is she talking
@cupcakesandtaffy826
@cupcakesandtaffy826 3 жыл бұрын
X-ray boy doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. X-ray boy:
@The_TripleR
@The_TripleR 3 жыл бұрын
Technically if you have x ray vision don't you only see lines
@weebkokichi3478
@weebkokichi3478 4 жыл бұрын
14:33 I thought he said “Hi my name is Juice”
@shinisnotonfire
@shinisnotonfire 4 жыл бұрын
i thought he said "hi my name is jesus"
@loxial
@loxial 4 жыл бұрын
I thought "hi my name is juiceen"
@shinisnotonfire
@shinisnotonfire 4 жыл бұрын
okay for real, what _was_ his name?
@theguy8265
@theguy8265 4 жыл бұрын
World
@naziyayasmeen2064
@naziyayasmeen2064 2 жыл бұрын
Jason gators edit u just got roasted yo
@potatokream7773
@potatokream7773 4 жыл бұрын
2019 I'm allergic to water 2020 I'm allergic to the ground 2045 I'm allergic to air 3099 I'm allergic to bijuu mike
@flyingphoenixcat3742
@flyingphoenixcat3742 4 жыл бұрын
3145 I'm allergic to skin
@misterp1355
@misterp1355 4 жыл бұрын
4000 in alergic to myself
@potatokream7773
@potatokream7773 4 жыл бұрын
Xd
@loganjohnson4259
@loganjohnson4259 3 жыл бұрын
Mike: laughs :person in the video: ima put this up too the Babys mouth :mike: Why would they put it up to her "mouth" :me: w h a t 2:13
@donky160
@donky160 4 жыл бұрын
12:17 hmm yes my bathroom has a window on the door
@elfthe_yes
@elfthe_yes 4 жыл бұрын
MLG_Boi07207 yes
@idkwatimdoing7053
@idkwatimdoing7053 4 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@bquncy550
@bquncy550 4 жыл бұрын
"hear me out..." Ad: "Women have hearts!"
@Thatguy-qk1li
@Thatguy-qk1li 4 жыл бұрын
_I have this ability were i sleep instead of staying up because it passes time faster_
@debasnata
@debasnata 4 жыл бұрын
I miss the time when Storybooth was the only animated story channel.
@cxysxo
@cxysxo 4 жыл бұрын
Khushi Smiles and minute videos
@nullnado
@nullnado 3 жыл бұрын
The lady: "Crushed my skull" Me: *intense jojo reference screaming*
@kelvstar2oof726
@kelvstar2oof726 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm allergic to humans" Me: wait so ur also allergic to ur self cuz ur a human
@jorelgooco2775
@jorelgooco2775 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, she's an alien.
@jorelgooco2775
@jorelgooco2775 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@c1ndo444
@c1ndo444 4 жыл бұрын
No she is doctor who scuffed
@KyleAndersonSK
@KyleAndersonSK 4 жыл бұрын
@@jorelgooco2775 loo
@frooa9211
@frooa9211 4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@mythomagicc
@mythomagicc 4 жыл бұрын
" And they'd travel all over the globe. " Me: Me too man, me too. But I live in an apartment. No rich check here
@evraldwolf6379
@evraldwolf6379 4 жыл бұрын
From the first story I'm getting a Deadpool Vibes without a mouth
@ramianchan4609
@ramianchan4609 4 жыл бұрын
Guy: And I told them never to tell anyone. Me: But you posted this on youtube, sooo
@wolfslacher5731
@wolfslacher5731 3 жыл бұрын
Shapeshifting would be a cool power
@gedaxx13
@gedaxx13 4 жыл бұрын
I can do something. . . I can pee blood. . . :D Aren't you suprised? It's so weird, tell me it happened to you on either by you were 9 or 8. Me: *Dying of laughter inside of me.* Also Me: "Oh no. . . oh, oh, oh, oh! *LAUGHS SO HARD"
@soulthesoullessfox5582
@soulthesoullessfox5582 4 жыл бұрын
Same XD help
@helenherzam
@helenherzam 4 жыл бұрын
“hI I’m Barry and I have x ray vision” Me: aReNt YoU sUpPoSed To HaVe SuPeRsPeEd
@soukokuist
@soukokuist 4 жыл бұрын
Alpha Wolf im laughing inside
@RexlogGaming
@RexlogGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Alpha Wolf hi my name is Barry Allen and I have x ray vision
@refghbjee7609
@refghbjee7609 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a confession I have a superpower that I can sleep I’m 100% sure no one else has this superpower
@pieflower6419
@pieflower6419 4 жыл бұрын
Darn you're right, I can't sleep
@alexieferrer1456
@alexieferrer1456 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the guy who has 'X-ray vision' looks like Grian? O.o
@starz4san
@starz4san 4 жыл бұрын
I love you Bijuu Mike your amazing *i am part of the X men now im going to talk to Wolverine* -Bijuu Mike 2020 I love Marvel so this is now one of my favourite Bijuu quotes *i have a secret power i have two butts on my chest*
@stupidshadow8529
@stupidshadow8529 3 жыл бұрын
Did he: A) Look through people clothes B) Have ten kids C) Use Galick gun... Or D) Pretend to be pregnant.
@redbrickproductions977
@redbrickproductions977 4 жыл бұрын
I must confess I have a super power of time travel. I will close my eyes when I am in class or on a couch. When I open them 3 hours had gone by or less like 10 minutes or even sometimes a day. I don’t know how to control how much time passes. I told my friend and he calls it napping but I don’t believe it. It is time travel.
@rigby565
@rigby565 4 жыл бұрын
A m a z i n g
@demonias2439
@demonias2439 4 жыл бұрын
Such wow Such powers
@teisukone6605
@teisukone6605 4 жыл бұрын
I can too its called sleep 😂
@redbrickproductions977
@redbrickproductions977 4 жыл бұрын
Ella Robinson I think it is time travel
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