I’m gonna come out.... I can consume food I literally put food into my mouth and chew it into weird mush and then swallow... It’s so strange and I don’t know why I can do this but ya know
@teaginkaffenberger30004 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... I Can't even Imagine doing that...
@tocaBoca-oc5xd4 жыл бұрын
What me too I never knew someone is like me
@MattiesGaming4 жыл бұрын
YOU COULD SAVE SO MANY LIVES!
@alinatrifan99044 жыл бұрын
Glad there is someone like me
@enhypenunicorn38254 жыл бұрын
I tink everyone can do dat (I know it's a joke) unless no mouth girl comes along
@walkingfish.4 жыл бұрын
Him: I cheated in casinos FBI: *WE GOT HIM* *crab rave plays*
@suzysheepp94344 жыл бұрын
InPuT Cap3 - Ladies and gentlemen, WE GOT HIM
@andreagalli42394 жыл бұрын
we got him
@gadlove174 жыл бұрын
We got em
@Btegetbsrtbdstb4 жыл бұрын
XD
@taropilled4 жыл бұрын
When I hear the words “crab rave” I think of dangthatsalongnames x-life series
@dreamingahopefuldream44394 жыл бұрын
No one: Story Time Channels: “I was born without a nose and suddenly woke up one day having the ability to read minds, which I used to gamble my way into being a billionaire then got my girlfriend pregnant with 50 twins.”
@soap_eater524 жыл бұрын
😂 👏 ♥️ 🤣 LOL BEAUTIFUL
@elleteddy10864 жыл бұрын
Then the 50 twins went to college and then 25 got arrested but then the other 25 wanted to be arrested too so they killed my girlfriend but then the jail exploded so they all died. ThEn I GoT a DoG
@user-wh4jc3wc4d4 жыл бұрын
and they all ate pickles
@Unknown-rz3io4 жыл бұрын
“Then we found out all of the 50 twins were conjoined and seven of us were able to fly!”
@noone40194 жыл бұрын
That’s saggy 😂
@JCDriggers86144 жыл бұрын
story animates: "i'm allergic to humans" me being antisocial: "omg same!"
@boocrimson77204 жыл бұрын
Mood
@carla44144 жыл бұрын
Wow so aesthetic
@ill_insect4 жыл бұрын
JCDriggers8614 mood man that is a mood
@lg3zamzam9304 жыл бұрын
You deserve more likes.
@xirahthefool4 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHEN SHE IS ALLERGIC TO HUMANS SHE WILL DIE OF HERSELF
@nickywilliams45383 жыл бұрын
"Even if the police tried to arrest you, you could just teleport away!" Now you are teaching us to run away from police...
@MrFunnyGuy233 жыл бұрын
I’ve been running from the police for years
@lukeskywalker50993 жыл бұрын
@@MrFunnyGuy23 (:0
@DrewAnimates3 жыл бұрын
@@MrFunnyGuy23 same
@Zell5199.3 жыл бұрын
yea cus everyone has teleportation even me once I teleported in a coffin underwater big mistake
@nianivon87583 жыл бұрын
well it's not like id go quietly anyways even If he hadn't said that.
@pointfiregaming20984 жыл бұрын
Xray vision: What we think - "I can see everyone's boobs" The real world - "I can see everyone's bone structure"
@randomcat93144 жыл бұрын
PointFire Music & Gaming helps in bone fractures OY MEN WHERE THE DUCK DID YOU FRACTURE YOUR RIB??
@victorviveros33974 жыл бұрын
Why boobs :l :( #plzno
@victorviveros33974 жыл бұрын
@@randomcat9314 ok?
@emelyperez30494 жыл бұрын
Men suck
@pointfiregaming20984 жыл бұрын
@@emelyperez3049 yes we do
@nianidiallo81374 жыл бұрын
Girl born without a mouth Me: I feel bad when her nose is stuffy
@Kamoto-Ohiko4 жыл бұрын
Is this a meme version from teen titans cyborg no mouth episode?
@sevens124 жыл бұрын
Talk with the nose lol lol lol lol lol
@nemanjaradivojevic92294 жыл бұрын
@@Kamoto-Ohiko i remember that one lol
@parasuicidaldaughter4 жыл бұрын
*gets asthma and dies*
@meowdazaimeow4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Lemos shut up
@freelostopenslyepicelephant4 жыл бұрын
Story Time Channel: I was abandoned by my parents went to school with tigers one day I woke up with the power to read minds and my Bike got me pregnant with 50 triplets
@Leslienbt4 жыл бұрын
yep lol 🐈
@yinyan51234 жыл бұрын
Lol
@atoxicperson67944 жыл бұрын
Me tu
@Tattoedpixie844 жыл бұрын
*Sounds legit*
@tsharkey10004 жыл бұрын
@@Leslienbt lol
@karmeledkarma91304 жыл бұрын
I need to confess... I can move my legs and go places it’s so crazy
@galaxygamersquad18513 жыл бұрын
WOW
@clarice64613 жыл бұрын
i can see everything black when i close my eyes, i think its some kind of gate to another dimension
@earnesttoonsgame30093 жыл бұрын
🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
@cuptost66512 жыл бұрын
WHAAAAAAT I also have to say something…….. I CAN SING THE ABCD’S
@pewdsy78114 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to humans Me: that’s called being introverted
@dontknowwhattoputhereyesr36254 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LilyTheMuggle4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm
@AshyProductions4 жыл бұрын
@Sariah Moring Same here buddY
@Kissyoubutwontmissyou4 жыл бұрын
Sariah Moring same dude
@virscin4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Introverts: I’m allergic to humans
@johansucksazz64864 жыл бұрын
He Has X-Ray vision Me: *wait, that's illegal*
@megawonszrzeczny94 жыл бұрын
Like, litterally illegal
@kandiking86694 жыл бұрын
Illegal*
@Cinko4204 жыл бұрын
Joseph Joestar "OH MAI GAAAAAAAWD!"
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
When he talked about being able to see through clothes and them being invisible reminds me of that character from MHA who can turn invisible when taking off her clothes
@almandojohnson43163 жыл бұрын
She was born like that
@chrissyismo2803 жыл бұрын
Hagukure
@honeybeegacha46424 жыл бұрын
I was scared on how people would react but I am invisible, it’s the only possible conclusion! I can see myself but nobody pays attention to me! I will be right in someone’s face and they say nothing!
@treefrog13494 жыл бұрын
Oh My God same I think we need to contact this chanle
@L0LLIEZSTARZ4 жыл бұрын
SAME
@whizzerbegs4 жыл бұрын
That’s just sad
@ToxicGaming-gq3zs4 жыл бұрын
•ღLollyღ• Hm well, you may think this is a lie ( I’m not being sarcastic ) I can actually talk to animals. My dog responds to me in winks. ( you should try it )
@angelamante6164 жыл бұрын
Hey should be on Stories Animated!
@awsomepossumblossom99043 жыл бұрын
i have the power to make any and everyone who comes near me unbelievably uncomfortable and awkward.
@sam_the_masked25133 жыл бұрын
It’s not just me!?
@kimoi74154 жыл бұрын
This is going to sound fake but it's true and I need to tell someone. I have a strange power where people hate me, I all started when I was born and I can't control it, I've been bullied in school because of it and even after switching to a new school they hate me too, I hope someone with a similar power can see this and we'll suffer together. Even if you end up hating me.
@bounique12854 жыл бұрын
i hate you
@soulblazer18414 жыл бұрын
Isabella Adams I hate you too! XD, I'm just joking
@theinsanelycool4 жыл бұрын
Man, I thought I was the only one.
@FEARME-en6yn4 жыл бұрын
Umm can I tell you something...........BEING HATE BY PEOPLE IS NOT A POWER SO......YEP
@marrionettchangachaowo61314 жыл бұрын
Bro what the heck, same... But mine is quite different, you see people just avoid me
@CheeringAtom4 жыл бұрын
Watching this has given me enough courage to say that...I have a special ability too. When I'm sitting down, I can put my feet on the ground, push off and balance on two feet! And, get this, I can actually lift my left foot, put it further Infront of me, then lift my right foot and put it Infront of the left foot, then I keep repeating this and I can move!!! It's crazy!!! I don't know of anyone else who can do this, but I'm putting it out there now...if you are or know of anyone who can do this, please let me know! I want to know if I'm alone or not...
@m3m0ry644 жыл бұрын
I say you deserve more likes, because you put a literal paragraph. I support this comment. Lol.
@elliehindman74484 жыл бұрын
Me after sitting on the couch for a day straight
@l0v3dd4 жыл бұрын
Really my gift is.im not special.....
@neann64 жыл бұрын
REALLY?!??! I can do this too! My father taught me. It's an ancient skill only certain people has. You're not alone 😌
@d3adyoutubeaccount4 жыл бұрын
Yeah one day I just did it it’s amazing! It’s a power!
@lordyoofy55293 жыл бұрын
Bruh the biggest plot hole is how the x ray guy saw the pictures on the other side of the cards, he would’ve just seen through the cards
@kayla.8734 жыл бұрын
Me: I think he would be quite helpful for the doctors Hears him talk about looking through clothes and looking down at something Also me:Never mind he just wants to be a pervert
@senzi_4 жыл бұрын
If he have a x ray vision, soo he can see bone problems and other diseases
@Eren-gu7un4 жыл бұрын
IKR I WOULD HAVE USED THE POWERS TO CHEAT ON A TEST
@c3spmul6854 жыл бұрын
2020:i have a x ray vision 2050:my cow has a gills
@libee18814 жыл бұрын
I have x ray vision* My Cow has gills*
@libee18814 жыл бұрын
@Olivia Green yes there was some mistakes, but everyone makes mistakes. And please don't call me "madam" :)
@libee18814 жыл бұрын
@Olivia Green I understand, if you look closely at their comment you can see the mistakes. Quarantine, man ;~;
@3starsburningbright4 жыл бұрын
@@libee1881 Putting a between them doesn't really deserve correcting, dude...
@3starsburningbright4 жыл бұрын
@@libee1881 Rude, much?
@X33N-GD3 жыл бұрын
The kid in the story: “Me and my best friends promised to never tell anyone about my power.” also the kid in the story:”ima make a video about my power.” Me: “BRUH”
@phantom_lorikeet49944 жыл бұрын
"Im allergic to humans" Me trying to get out of going to school
@lautarosilva52724 жыл бұрын
Yeah and you can throw up when u wanna tell someone that they are ugly.
@hney_bear78544 жыл бұрын
Heather Chandler I just told my mom, and she said nice try kid
@jessedalton19834 жыл бұрын
@Itz_Cookie playz llwo2l
@jessedalton19834 жыл бұрын
@Itz_Cookie playz kwowo
@kairenner15004 жыл бұрын
No one: Barry: I couldn't tell anyone Same Barry: Here's a KZbin video on my special power
@gxbrielle53884 жыл бұрын
you mean, *_totally true and legit super power that totally exists_* ?
@reid57224 жыл бұрын
Sophia Renner xD
@sleepyskullz22944 жыл бұрын
@DrowsyKy *Spamming X bottom on the Xbox controller until it breaks off- Me: MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT!
@sleepyskullz22944 жыл бұрын
@@gxbrielle5388 y e s
@renugus47594 жыл бұрын
Doctors: lets feed this miracle child with a tube in its nose
@themoustachedchicken81363 жыл бұрын
Krshhhhhh I'm breaking up as you did a great comment
@cxrly_mxrshxll1114 жыл бұрын
"I was just a teenager and wasn't Superman" coff coff coff Shazam coff coff coff
@briannaa27824 жыл бұрын
Spooky Cat 147 ..... cough****
@lexirob3 жыл бұрын
There was someone who was born with out a FACE Lots of people thought he was a killer but he was a normal person but he did have a few friends. I feel bad for him.😟 Who else feels bad for him?
@saadonajjar13 жыл бұрын
no face? he's dead
@lexirob3 жыл бұрын
@@saadonajjar1 ya but its still sad also wow this was a long time ago :')😂
@saadonajjar13 жыл бұрын
@@lexirob lol
@calvenmuswagon74453 жыл бұрын
(Looks at slederman)
@Cand5814 жыл бұрын
Story: I woke up one morning with the ability to float on pancakes. I was eating pancakes and all of a sudden I started floating on top of them. I couldn't explain this phenomenon. So I went to Ihop with my friends and when the pancakes came out I started floating above them. They were so shocked. I went to the doctors and found out that my dna was part pancake and eating them gave me floating powers. I never knew my family but I found my true love, Mr. 5 stack pancakes on a plate. Somehow I could communicate with him through telepathy. We had such a strong connection. We bought a maple syrup farm and had a beautiful family of 50 short stacks. But after a dna test I discovered Mr. 5 stacks was my dad?! So one night while he was sleeping I ate him. I couldn't live with knowing my husband was my dad! The kids believe dad left and I never told them the truth...the ones that suspected me, let's just say they were served up with a side of eggs and bacon...and that's my story.
@janicegreb4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@sleepyskullz22944 жыл бұрын
YES. JUST YES XD
@mycel57able4 жыл бұрын
lol
@morijin19194 жыл бұрын
The most believable story on my story animated
@elfthe_yes4 жыл бұрын
XD I’m dying 😂
@philliproth50124 жыл бұрын
I have a power: I can make air smell..
@aquashima50774 жыл бұрын
Same i think a lot of people can and if i smell something i can also taste it😊
@urmom-px2fh4 жыл бұрын
@@aquashima5077 *eats farts*
@aquashima50774 жыл бұрын
@@urmom-px2fh OMG XD
@autumncxlxrs21904 жыл бұрын
You've confused me
@xqueenzaudiozx71614 жыл бұрын
Woah 🤯
@nomochord33644 жыл бұрын
The “I’m allergic to humans” one sounds like the temmie that’s allergic to temmies in undertale.
@beancanneedstherapy89984 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sixthmonthoftheyear4 жыл бұрын
h0i! i'M tEm!
@marrionettchangachaowo61314 жыл бұрын
H0I IM TEMMIE! GOT AFFORD MONES FOR DAH... COOLEG....U°U
@ScalyRaptor19444 жыл бұрын
😆
@kennythe2nd3434 жыл бұрын
Hi. I'm Bob.
@pastelsdesigns18134 жыл бұрын
I need to confess... I can rub my hands together and create warmth Freaky, right? Right?
@himikotoga58024 жыл бұрын
I can do it dummy
@soulthesoullessfox55824 жыл бұрын
Priscilla Lozano r/wooosh
@Jogoat933 жыл бұрын
@@himikotoga5802 r/wooosh
@kumanadi78094 жыл бұрын
Next story: Im allergic the sky and my dad is a unicorn and my mom has anime eye's
@duck58304 жыл бұрын
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO real ObViOsLy, but its the kind of stuff they post! XD
@help66914 жыл бұрын
Kuma Nadi Plot twist: The mother cheated on the father with a couch made of a low-fat caramel macchiato with soy and a gluten free chocolate chip cookie with no GMO
@AshyProductions4 жыл бұрын
And their brother is a Furry
@ItzBIULD4 жыл бұрын
Eyes*
@meikawi-fi83524 жыл бұрын
omg... thats my life............. :sad_emoji:
@alyssacrook68144 жыл бұрын
My animated stories: "i am allergic to humans" Me:"no hun you just have social anxiety your just over exaggerating it to the max"
@scave61314 жыл бұрын
hyperbolic exaggeration.
@idiot_40424 жыл бұрын
Allergic to humans and he is a human
@mmeekis054 жыл бұрын
😂😍
@mmeekis054 жыл бұрын
Hilo kylee
@moonegoat82204 жыл бұрын
@@idiot_4042 I guess since she allergic to humans she allergic to herself which is confusing so I wonder how she is still alive..UNLESS *PLOT TWIST* SHE AIN’T EVEN HUMAN
@Lacey.Coffey3 жыл бұрын
Mike:The parents are so dumb she doesn't have a mouth But let's put food up to her MOUTH anyways. Me:Hearing Mike forget the most important part of the story "SHE DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!"
@awhd10174 жыл бұрын
i have a power....... it’s called *PROCRASTINATION*
@jayple_syrup4 жыл бұрын
Omg me too
@king_zay38604 жыл бұрын
Same
@drizzle29144 жыл бұрын
“Has xray vision” Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT Edit: Thanks for much for all the likes! This is my most liked comment ❤️
@ArtsySpinch4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@minecraftcat41494 жыл бұрын
GOOD JOB
@jflorence2224 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah mr.crabs
@v0id-b4g124 жыл бұрын
Ah, Yes the John Cena meme
@kirothehero51574 жыл бұрын
:john cena ARE YOU sURE ABOUt THaT :baby yoda are you sure about that :yoda sure about that you are
@pengume4724 жыл бұрын
Lmao, "I didn't tell him that I was expecting 30 twins" she gon' have 60 kids 😂, 0:40
@dyI4n4 жыл бұрын
30 twins would still 30.
@slimebind4 жыл бұрын
*30 twins* hmmm but the number says 35
@pengume4724 жыл бұрын
@@slimebind double oof
@mozzwozz3 жыл бұрын
Its time I come out, I can sleep. I dont know why I can but if I close my eyes for long enough everything blacks out.
@kermit85574 жыл бұрын
X-ray kid: I not going to tell anyone literally everybody on KZbin: Y u lie bro
@hassounaazaiez99724 жыл бұрын
wtf
@goldensugarcookie4 жыл бұрын
nobody: flavia: I simply forgot to tell my boyfriend that I was expecting 30 twins me: oh yeah a common mistake. everyone forgets to tell their boyfriend that they're having 30 twins every once in awhile
@theaxolotlwithagun75574 жыл бұрын
Pfffffffffft
@emytoonz4 жыл бұрын
(Spits out air) *o yea every month or sumthing i have 30 twins crazy RIGHT?*
@toesucker300004 жыл бұрын
Wait a *dang* minute doesn’t that mean 60 kids? 👁👄👁
@emytoonz4 жыл бұрын
@Q@
@sarasingletonn4 жыл бұрын
Cloudy i was about to say that-
@Scififan9264 жыл бұрын
“i was born without a mouth” Mike: “it *sucks*” Okay so...
@officialzizzy81604 жыл бұрын
Like “sucking a lollipop”
@armagedon74074 жыл бұрын
Scififan, The Anonymous She aint gonna be able to get that penny
@lordsquad37804 жыл бұрын
IT DOES NOT SUCK POOR MAN 😡😡
@armagedon74074 жыл бұрын
lord squad r/youngpeopleonyoutube
@green_crocs62344 жыл бұрын
Omg lol!
@Goodwill_AZ3 жыл бұрын
4:00 captions say no ones talking about her bathroom
@Lena-fs4mq2 жыл бұрын
Yea I tried it
@clyeffect49634 жыл бұрын
Nobody: storytime animated: *my sister is my dad and I m their cousin*
@JoseP344 жыл бұрын
Wait my brain got tangled reading this
@wintershock4 жыл бұрын
If I was born without a mouth my first words would be “put me down”
@cometvomet24704 жыл бұрын
How tho?
@qwak9764 жыл бұрын
You didn't get the joke?
@llamaboi28134 жыл бұрын
Kate Mansfield r/wooosh
@elijahduncanson68364 жыл бұрын
Nice
@misterp13554 жыл бұрын
Mine would be ...................................
@Tomcatsz4 жыл бұрын
5:31 When he said hear me out, I got an ad where trump said "let Obama care explode"...
@tired_artist92394 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dinkthegreatest4 жыл бұрын
I've seen that ad, it actually said implode
@Tomcatsz4 жыл бұрын
@@dinkthegreatest oh whoops
@Laura-jm1jt4 жыл бұрын
Did this man literally just say that he wanted to repay his parents for everything they did TO him? Is that why he apparently has x-ray vision?
@wydbro163 жыл бұрын
Yo me too we need to keep it secret 🤐
@ladyazura65253 жыл бұрын
I know this is random but... There is a channel named “What If” that goes into detail about hypothetical scenarios. They once did one about X-Ray vision. Let’s just say... since easily disproves their statement (as if common sense didn’t already.)
@poptartplaysrobloxandmore.25084 жыл бұрын
8:43 him: "I keep this a secret in case they think I'm mental." 8:45 them: (freAked out?) But still smiling. XD
@stacydoyle54014 жыл бұрын
ChillFace_BobTheFemale 8:45 XD
@corbinmccolm55644 жыл бұрын
Mike: I think he's got a 4 pack on he's chest Me: that or he's fat
@drop_of_honey18394 жыл бұрын
Nope those are bobbs lol
@itsdagoner9124 жыл бұрын
No those are 2 butts
@arlenet34064 жыл бұрын
If you're going to say he's fat or something.say he's fat....ON THE CHEST
@theironkitten87364 жыл бұрын
One set is man boobs and the other is chest muscles
@haven50594 жыл бұрын
@@theironkitten8736 no I'm pretty sure the other set is fat rolls
@Alex.777.03 жыл бұрын
I have two superpowers 1. I can see into the past 2. I can hold my breath for 30 seconds
@Mem_Pyroman3 жыл бұрын
i can hold my breath for 45 minutes. i will be death tho
@Alex.777.03 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman my brother is trying to hold his breath for three days, it’s been a month so I just think he’s sleeping
@Mem_Pyroman3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex.777.0 nah, i think he's doing a great job, still there is a fish that held breath for almost a decade
@Alex.777.03 жыл бұрын
@@Mem_Pyroman I just poked him, I think he’s dead
@A_Strawberry4 жыл бұрын
"I drank milk now I'm pregnant" is actually a story on there channel
@briannaa27824 жыл бұрын
*turns out it’s not milk it’s white tadpoles* (I’m not stupid, but let’s keep it pg)
@skypertyper5484 жыл бұрын
ty for the cringe
@finnificator4 жыл бұрын
“The parents are so stupid, she doesn’t have a mouth, ‘Oh! Let’s put food up to her mouth!’” -Bijuu Mike 2020 😂❤️✨🍀 Edit 1: omg thank you guys for the likes TvT ❤️
@ClaireXue4 жыл бұрын
I READ THIS WHEN HE SAID THAT
@finnificator4 жыл бұрын
Claire Xue 😂😂
@toruhchan60914 жыл бұрын
“We spent hours talking about how it’s not possible.”
@toruhchan60914 жыл бұрын
We all know it “BERRY”..There’s no one like you
@lukasyt96044 жыл бұрын
@@toruhchan6091 what are you trying to do here?
@fruityparrotz4 жыл бұрын
69 likes? Woah.
@umu0ii4 жыл бұрын
You should react to “I caught him doing a pregnancy test” it’s odd
@rhubb70663 жыл бұрын
everyone knows that the best power is shape shifting and that is a FACT because if you search 'does shapeshifting give you the powers of the thing you turn into' (or something like that) it says its true
@JamesterIsDivergent4 жыл бұрын
I don’t have a mouth! *gets blocked nose* Oh *bleep*
@willowthewarriorwolf37234 жыл бұрын
Jamester R I P
@JamesterIsDivergent4 жыл бұрын
Jessi Abney yes
@pooravsharma86374 жыл бұрын
Considering how she can't speak, it should just be ......
@JamesterIsDivergent4 жыл бұрын
Poorav Sharma ..fun ?
@Traivons_World2 жыл бұрын
How to feed her: do what Cyborg did in Teen Titans Go when Raven took his mouth... shove food up her nose. Then, learn to speak from her nose.
@chevie82204 жыл бұрын
7 year old me after watching the episode of sponge bob where they get the x ray glasses
@Shoe264 жыл бұрын
Him: WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED! Me: ok, you are officially my new favourite KZbinr 😆
@confused_shark25374 жыл бұрын
Fire lord Saphirecat322 Isme.s, you and your four fathers have devastated the balance. You shall pay the ultimate price.
@confused_shark25374 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I had to make that joke
@nickisbored31453 жыл бұрын
He wasn't before?
@PrismaPup74 жыл бұрын
Alright, confession time. I've got this super power called... LAZINESS.
@randomthings48054 жыл бұрын
Katie H. ME TOO I never thought someone had the same power as me.
@S_NAW4 жыл бұрын
Same
@johnathanwhite46264 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! My power is to spread the laziness
@patrickboner4 жыл бұрын
"Im allergic to people" That just sounds like being an introvert with extra steps
@c4tm340w4 жыл бұрын
Pat Rick exactly.
@a-pop96524 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@theotakugirl46474 жыл бұрын
It means she's allergic to human touch. It's a real allergy
@Ali230554 жыл бұрын
I’m allergic to clothes Me: ur gonna walk around naked
@lilmikky49344 жыл бұрын
Whitney Studios mhmmmmmmm
@mikachu41552 жыл бұрын
This is a huge secret but... I do this weird thing where I close my eyelids and open them repeatedly I think it's called blinking or something-
@chloegaugh76194 жыл бұрын
"berry": IVE BEEN LYING ABOUT MY NAME THIS WHOLE TIME me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TRUSTED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@theclown67104 жыл бұрын
Lettuce Tomato It’s liar Barry
@zoomzero88324 жыл бұрын
this is probably what a 5 year old would say
@aklasuddin1774 жыл бұрын
What
@slmatii3 жыл бұрын
from him talking about teleportation, i would have controllable super speed without limits so that i could literally go from one place to the other, run on water or maybe air and stop time
@iamturtle94594 жыл бұрын
Their new video is going to be "I stopped paying my child support bills because I'm too pretty"
@kumo83704 жыл бұрын
I would love the ability to shape shift it would save money on halloween! And I could cosplay and also trick people it would be pretty awesome!
@peckneckanimations4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! I honestly agree!
@ifyn48824 жыл бұрын
Me toooo
@thefedora14874 жыл бұрын
If I did I would have became GODZILLA AND GIGAN!
@IsMeh1013 жыл бұрын
Yeah if I could have that power I would scare people by turning into a fnaf character lol 😂
@Thunder-004 жыл бұрын
Actually there IS a girl who has x-ray vision. You can find her in Ripley’s “believe it or not” books
@wheatsock3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I think I saw that once, it’s pretty cool
@He-mansuckz3 жыл бұрын
Your so gullible from what science has shown us it is impossible to have "x-ray vision"
@wheatsock3 жыл бұрын
Hey look a dogmatic person
@crab4423 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that is the question
@Monke-Mongral-CEO3 жыл бұрын
BRO HE SAID HE WOULD REPLY TO THE POWER ONES AND HE DIDNT TO U
@ec947074 жыл бұрын
If you had X-ray vision, wouldn’t you see people’s bones and stuff instead of what he said he could see?
@flamehacker60094 жыл бұрын
I agree with you on that bijuu Mike teleportation would be the best superpower to have if you only had one
@catiecat56654 жыл бұрын
Me:offers frend milk for cookies. Friend:im lactose intolerant Me:its not lactose its milk.
@sanicplayer22goop974 жыл бұрын
“Do blind people have xray vision” *gets chills*
@---bc8mu3 жыл бұрын
Mike- “Wouldn’t true exray vision make you see nothing?” Me-Soo... Blind people? Mike-“does that mean blind people have exray vision they just don’t know it?”
@breadstick502plays34 жыл бұрын
Nobody: True Story Animations: A moose got my step dad pregnant, and now he lives in the moon
@jackfrtruck77274 жыл бұрын
*IN* THE MOON?
@woah_its_pixel2854 жыл бұрын
@@jackfrtruck7727 living on the moon is for amateurs
@sberky984 жыл бұрын
Im on Jupiter, gonna go to ring planet for vacation
@akilikesbread4 жыл бұрын
Breadstick502 Plays! Not even on the moon, just IN the moon
@dudzthe21st4 жыл бұрын
Really *IN* the moon.
@Tulips_rsocool3 жыл бұрын
I have this super weird but cool ability where when my eyes are opes for more than a minute, they start to water up but when I close my eyes for like, a nano second, and then open them again, they just stop watering, like- wow I'm just so amazed that I can do this-
@llamapiviana4 жыл бұрын
I have teleportation powers (Idk if i spelled that right😂) there was just one time i woke up and than i just teleported to Mars, there i met aliens, i Even made a alien friend🙃 (This is totaly legit🤫) And i also get a lot if money from it, because I teleport into celeb mansions an steal ther money😁 (Again totaly legit😉)
@tafo11374 жыл бұрын
@Galaxypup271 wussup 2 minutes ago comment
@blythethorn3354 жыл бұрын
Can you lend your power to me?????
@angus42914 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@amir_lolz46424 жыл бұрын
Only one person have X ray vision and his name is Deren but that person is not him , idk if deren actually have X ray vision , i didnt finish the video and i think is real he's deren since they both have brown hair omg XoX
@CoronileZr4 жыл бұрын
Are you see erpan in mars?
@ColinCartoons3 жыл бұрын
Guys i have an actual superpower I can cancel all hearing by listening to my magic music I put the sound on really loud and then I was able to not hear anything! :D
@reid57224 жыл бұрын
2019: I have x-ray vision ???: I stalk this channel and watch them sleep
@corneliusglover4944 жыл бұрын
He got the
@corneliusglover4944 жыл бұрын
Sharon good
@corneliusglover4944 жыл бұрын
Sharingan
@c4tm340w4 жыл бұрын
Actually, you DO KNOW that it’s 2020 now, right? (No, hate, you could just not be used to writing 2020 yet.)
@corneliusglover4944 жыл бұрын
No auto correct
@reubensmith98694 жыл бұрын
2019:mom give girl mirror with no face 2020:mom gives girl food with no mouth
@plushthecreator37404 жыл бұрын
Why does the “guy with the powers” one of his friends look like lemillion
@artbypanii4204 жыл бұрын
Omg! That's true!!!
@beezlebob2654 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@UglyPotato344 жыл бұрын
Young Deku
@mrpingu74764 жыл бұрын
Oh no Where’s senpai OMG ye
@Minty..ffresh3 жыл бұрын
I have the special ability.. Of.... Binge watching “Gacha mike!” It’s this really cool thing where you practically just watch gacha mike over and over again in each of his videos!
@I_Love_Wolves_4 жыл бұрын
“I was born with out a mouth” Me: ...... *THEN HOW IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING THEN???!!!* And how is that even possible?! Edit: okay Guys I know they used voice actors it’s just a joke. I wasn’t taking it seriously.
@urufisuimin27334 жыл бұрын
U mean mouth.... Right?...
@I_Love_Wolves_4 жыл бұрын
Bethany Montrose oof *mouth* Sorry for my terrible spelling.
@urufisuimin27334 жыл бұрын
@@I_Love_Wolves_ it's fine I was just confused.... That's a possible new video "I was born in beantober, a month that never existed" And also they use voice actors a lot.
@Olivviaooo4 жыл бұрын
They use voice actors. That's a red flag when It comes to "real" stories
@kelvstar2oof7264 жыл бұрын
Yeah u got a point how is she talking
@cupcakesandtaffy8263 жыл бұрын
X-ray boy doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. X-ray boy:
@The_TripleR3 жыл бұрын
Technically if you have x ray vision don't you only see lines
@weebkokichi34784 жыл бұрын
14:33 I thought he said “Hi my name is Juice”
@shinisnotonfire4 жыл бұрын
i thought he said "hi my name is jesus"
@loxial4 жыл бұрын
I thought "hi my name is juiceen"
@shinisnotonfire4 жыл бұрын
okay for real, what _was_ his name?
@theguy82654 жыл бұрын
World
@naziyayasmeen20642 жыл бұрын
Jason gators edit u just got roasted yo
@potatokream77734 жыл бұрын
2019 I'm allergic to water 2020 I'm allergic to the ground 2045 I'm allergic to air 3099 I'm allergic to bijuu mike
@flyingphoenixcat37424 жыл бұрын
3145 I'm allergic to skin
@misterp13554 жыл бұрын
4000 in alergic to myself
@potatokream77734 жыл бұрын
Xd
@loganjohnson42593 жыл бұрын
Mike: laughs :person in the video: ima put this up too the Babys mouth :mike: Why would they put it up to her "mouth" :me: w h a t 2:13
@donky1604 жыл бұрын
12:17 hmm yes my bathroom has a window on the door
@elfthe_yes4 жыл бұрын
MLG_Boi07207 yes
@idkwatimdoing70534 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@bquncy5504 жыл бұрын
"hear me out..." Ad: "Women have hearts!"
@Thatguy-qk1li4 жыл бұрын
_I have this ability were i sleep instead of staying up because it passes time faster_
@debasnata4 жыл бұрын
I miss the time when Storybooth was the only animated story channel.
@cxysxo4 жыл бұрын
Khushi Smiles and minute videos
@nullnado3 жыл бұрын
The lady: "Crushed my skull" Me: *intense jojo reference screaming*
@kelvstar2oof7264 жыл бұрын
"I'm allergic to humans" Me: wait so ur also allergic to ur self cuz ur a human
@jorelgooco27754 жыл бұрын
Nah, she's an alien.
@jorelgooco27754 жыл бұрын
XD
@c1ndo4444 жыл бұрын
No she is doctor who scuffed
@KyleAndersonSK4 жыл бұрын
@@jorelgooco2775 loo
@frooa92114 жыл бұрын
Damn
@mythomagicc4 жыл бұрын
" And they'd travel all over the globe. " Me: Me too man, me too. But I live in an apartment. No rich check here
@evraldwolf63794 жыл бұрын
From the first story I'm getting a Deadpool Vibes without a mouth
@ramianchan46094 жыл бұрын
Guy: And I told them never to tell anyone. Me: But you posted this on youtube, sooo
@wolfslacher57313 жыл бұрын
Shapeshifting would be a cool power
@gedaxx134 жыл бұрын
I can do something. . . I can pee blood. . . :D Aren't you suprised? It's so weird, tell me it happened to you on either by you were 9 or 8. Me: *Dying of laughter inside of me.* Also Me: "Oh no. . . oh, oh, oh, oh! *LAUGHS SO HARD"
@soulthesoullessfox55824 жыл бұрын
Same XD help
@helenherzam4 жыл бұрын
“hI I’m Barry and I have x ray vision” Me: aReNt YoU sUpPoSed To HaVe SuPeRsPeEd
@soukokuist4 жыл бұрын
Alpha Wolf im laughing inside
@RexlogGaming4 жыл бұрын
Alpha Wolf hi my name is Barry Allen and I have x ray vision
@refghbjee76094 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a confession I have a superpower that I can sleep I’m 100% sure no one else has this superpower
@pieflower64194 жыл бұрын
Darn you're right, I can't sleep
@alexieferrer14563 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the guy who has 'X-ray vision' looks like Grian? O.o
@starz4san4 жыл бұрын
I love you Bijuu Mike your amazing *i am part of the X men now im going to talk to Wolverine* -Bijuu Mike 2020 I love Marvel so this is now one of my favourite Bijuu quotes *i have a secret power i have two butts on my chest*
@stupidshadow85293 жыл бұрын
Did he: A) Look through people clothes B) Have ten kids C) Use Galick gun... Or D) Pretend to be pregnant.
@redbrickproductions9774 жыл бұрын
I must confess I have a super power of time travel. I will close my eyes when I am in class or on a couch. When I open them 3 hours had gone by or less like 10 minutes or even sometimes a day. I don’t know how to control how much time passes. I told my friend and he calls it napping but I don’t believe it. It is time travel.