Mike gets distracted by a buffalo while a man is robbing the store. 5 star employee right here
@kymberlycampbell86014 жыл бұрын
yep I'd hire him😂😄👏👍✌👌 top quality employee and top quality video 😂👏👍✌👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@M0nk3y_D_Luffey4 жыл бұрын
Eh i will hire him to my fandom of undertale UwU *hires him* Me:MY STOREEEEEEEEEEEEED ToT
@shalonperez46644 жыл бұрын
Time
@miZ_dream4 жыл бұрын
this part of the video kills me LMAO
@kymberlycampbell86014 жыл бұрын
@@miZ_dream lol
@neamt92004 жыл бұрын
POV, you’re at a Walmart and you get to the register. You see a man with bright green hair calling everyone scrub. It’s Bijuu mike.
@emile.7284 жыл бұрын
And then I hug him and tell he is my fav youtuber. Thats what i would do
@lvluk4 жыл бұрын
And then I will wake up, because in Italy Walmart doesn’t exist. This is so sad, I’m going to throw myself out the window
@neamt92004 жыл бұрын
emile blue I like your profile pic!
@neamt92004 жыл бұрын
Hobi la sunshine Please don’t! 💜
@mihonishizumihanaisuzu40494 жыл бұрын
If that’s actually happened i would thank him for making me scrub of the day and ask him questions :)
@phatdonutbear71174 жыл бұрын
"this is so insulting to our kind,I'm calling the manager"-some random Karen
@adaytrixx4 жыл бұрын
"our kind" 😂😂
@pastelPusheenGacha4 жыл бұрын
*our kind* LOL
@faithseed55104 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Sammy-Sam4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@managerkaren70434 жыл бұрын
I have arrived.
@spaghettilol99734 жыл бұрын
*imagine seeing the person that scanned your bacon forever ago, and they’re famous now.*
@Alhaitham.-4 жыл бұрын
Ouhhhh ok 👌 thats weird
@aaminakhan24064 жыл бұрын
It is kinda strange
@anahynbanuelos45634 жыл бұрын
I mean he is not famous but he is popular
@yoegirtremastered34084 жыл бұрын
Anahyn Banuelos yes he’s famous
@amandamundo85014 жыл бұрын
Lo l
@bigbowlofspaghetti4 жыл бұрын
My personal experience with a karen: so basically, i was a kindergarten. *KINDERGARTEN OK* And I was at the book store and I pick up this picture book and this older lady stares at my mom and asks "why are you letting your kid read THOSE kinds of books?" my mom looks at her like "wot???" and the lady says "how can you let your kid be so dumb. My kid can read novels" and my mom says "well, how old is your kid?" and the lady says he was 13. My mom laughs then says "My child is only 5 of course she cant read a novel." then the lady suddenly got really angry and stomps on the ground and says "DONT LAUGH AT ME! AT LEATS MY KID ISNT AN IDIOT LIKE YOU" to which my mom then says "well im not the one throwing a fit like a toddler" the lady mad as heck storms off and complains to the manager. The manager comes out and asks my mom why she slapped the woman. We explained everything that happened and that my mom never hit her and we had a witness prove we werent lying :| Like the situation was dumber than dumb of course a kindergartener cant read like the flip-
@HellaBored4 жыл бұрын
Lol that's funny but when I was in kindergarten I was yes still very bad at reading but I was able to read a chapter book at most then again I did get held back because if my birthday ( long story) and I was 7 and my sisters were teaching me at home so I guess this makes sense
@Kyf-j4p4 жыл бұрын
Me seeing this comment @_@ reading replies @@@_@@@ put them all together @@@@@@@@@@@@_@@@@
@Kyf-j4p4 жыл бұрын
How can u let her be dumb if she was dumb she wouldn't have remembered this happened :T
@dreamiekagekao37464 жыл бұрын
Funfact: you were more mature than that lady
@greencityorgization73724 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@evangelinesereno85704 жыл бұрын
Who knew a young man, working at Walmart, would progress to become the man, the myth, the legend?
@alistair1274 жыл бұрын
The highlighter
@ameilaimvirgilsbrothercomf51944 жыл бұрын
God did
@jhanseder4 жыл бұрын
@@alistair127 *correction* the green highlighter
@omnien4 жыл бұрын
I Ate An Amethyst yes
@ameilaimvirgilsbrothercomf51944 жыл бұрын
@@alistair127 yea it's rhe green highlighter
@charax-14 жыл бұрын
Karen: UGH you lost a customer! Manger and employees: *crab dance*
@MC-ur6qv4 жыл бұрын
*Karen is Gone* also hi other chara
@charax-14 жыл бұрын
DragonBallWeeb !! Pleasure seeing you
@puritypaws4 жыл бұрын
Charaseption
@blxssoms95004 жыл бұрын
*lets put some Karen butter on our Mikan pancakes*
@kymberlycampbell86014 жыл бұрын
yass you are queen👏👌✌👍😂😄👑
@iamanormaldude4 жыл бұрын
iTs mY hUmaN riGht nOt tO wEar a mAsk -Karen, 2020
@MC-ur6qv4 жыл бұрын
mY cHiLd DoEsNt NeEd VaCcInEs
@heats40424 жыл бұрын
LivE , laUgh , LOvE
@heats40424 жыл бұрын
@Natalie De Bernardo tell the karens that
@arix744 жыл бұрын
"It's my constitutional right for me not to wear a mask" "I have a health condition which makes me unable to wear a mask" "It's not a law to wear a mask in stores" "Give me a refund and free food and make it *QUICK"* -Literally every Karen ever, 2020 (including before 2019 for that last one)
@LittleSirBoy4 жыл бұрын
Naoki R. Honestly the health excuse is so stupid,my mother has athsma (like severe-ish) and she wears the mask,and not a medical one and 9-95 one and she only gets issues when she goes up a lot of stairs,and even when she does(we live in the highest floor of our apartment) it usually doesnt happen
@goot28834 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom- My teacher: Uh- The class: *XD intensifies* Me: * Inhales * I accept my fate. *Walks out of classroom*
@onioncookie.4 жыл бұрын
Felt this very hard but kinda off topic
@ivykorgis91504 жыл бұрын
omg why is that me tho XD
@P3achy.T3a4 жыл бұрын
One of my classmates accidentally called my teacher 'grandma' in the 3rd grade
@michaelbtw_42824 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@MangoSorbetss4 жыл бұрын
*Omg Relatable i-*
@Zappz2000x4 жыл бұрын
"my first pet is a rabbit? and it has a poop meter?" * *_DANGANRONPA FLASHBACKS_* *
@deeznuts-sw2kq4 жыл бұрын
**DANGANRONPA NOISES INTENSIFIES**
@samthegarbageman28764 жыл бұрын
*Inserts danganronpa script*
@deborahwagner82294 жыл бұрын
The last one is an elephant
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer4 жыл бұрын
I actually heard recently that hardly anybody would name their child "karen" ever since the meme got big xD
@xSpaceDaily4 жыл бұрын
That’s actually hilarious XD
@lauradominguez38054 жыл бұрын
Sadly I was named before☹️
@makenzie_lovess55434 жыл бұрын
nerdy. gurl :/
@possesed_beans4 жыл бұрын
Lol makes sense.
@drawtist46654 жыл бұрын
;-; my mom is so oblivious it's her name but she so nice
@sillyfishcakes4 жыл бұрын
Mike, you’re being such a Mike right now. >:(
@sillyfishcakes4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to cry. I can’t believe he hearted my comment TwT
@Sir_ChillCat4 жыл бұрын
Ikr... he is such a Mike!
@GrindyVine4 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_ChillCat yep what a Mike he is, 😂
@plopo75184 жыл бұрын
Grrrrr hes such a Mike! D:
@aryehadventures96574 жыл бұрын
Ugh stop being such a Mike, Mike
@EveryonesOniichan4 жыл бұрын
*Karen:* _This video is disrespectful, I'm gonna call the manager!_
@mihonishizumihanaisuzu40494 жыл бұрын
Ahah so true though
@EveryonesOniichan4 жыл бұрын
@@mihonishizumihanaisuzu4049 Yeah XD
@mihonishizumihanaisuzu40494 жыл бұрын
@@EveryonesOniichan also nice megumin pfp
@EveryonesOniichan4 жыл бұрын
@@mihonishizumihanaisuzu4049 Thank you >////
@avamozafari37544 жыл бұрын
pfff lol
@chase80374 жыл бұрын
Bijuu: "Little babies they are." Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
@_Chocolate_1234 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone is a Karen and their name is Karen too-
@Ilovekitties4204 жыл бұрын
ima name my kid Karen and send her to Karen university If it’s a girl
@addilotl82934 жыл бұрын
@@Ilovekitties420 yas
@rondayoung14394 жыл бұрын
@@Ilovekitties420 if it's a boy you can name it kevin lel
@Ilovekitties4204 жыл бұрын
ronda young sure
@Ilovekitties4204 жыл бұрын
Pedro Pony REEEEE
@planet_trapss4 жыл бұрын
“mike, you’re being such a mike right now. go to your room.” - an angry karen at their child, mike.
@Maieveryday24 жыл бұрын
Child, you're being such a child right now, go to your room
@pastelPusheenGacha4 жыл бұрын
The child version of Karen’s should be kathrens or Betty’s
@alimevx4 жыл бұрын
Yeah queen
@crackiswack30744 жыл бұрын
Its all just Karen. Karen is all there ever is or shall be was. We have no choice in this fate of Karen's.
@donjohnston15364 жыл бұрын
if books could kill Is that a Kindergarten reference or a coincidence?
@yuukoaioi58684 жыл бұрын
No, Kathys
@Turfonxbox4 жыл бұрын
Betty the cow
@GiadTheShyCat4 жыл бұрын
1950: in 2020 we will have flying cars! 2020: *Shut up and take my Karen simulator*
@NeighborSenpai4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they havd Karens in 1950?🤔
@madcatter52934 жыл бұрын
@@NeighborSenpai I wonder 🤔
@madiedionio92474 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lavesteticsyt9824 жыл бұрын
2020: *haha you thought.*
@rainy18754 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ZGZG334 жыл бұрын
Store: manager: So if you ever meet a "KAREN" what do you do? Bijuu poke her until she goes comment stair trip Store manager: Sadly yes...
@lavesteticsyt9824 жыл бұрын
Karen: *LeT mE spEAk tO yOuR maNAgEr* Me: I *am* the manager. Karen: *Well crap*
@emilynichols34204 жыл бұрын
Let me see your assister. I am the assister. Oh. Well let me speak to your supervisor "Turns around in circle" how may I help you.
@lavesteticsyt9824 жыл бұрын
@@emilynichols3420 lol
@emilynichols34204 жыл бұрын
Ya ive actually seen a karen say that and some one does that
@emilynichols34204 жыл бұрын
@@lavesteticsyt982 ive actually seen a karen do that and the guy come back luke that. Just wanted to express that to the world threw a comment.
@autumnanderson26954 жыл бұрын
My mom's named Karen and she has been a manager before.
@boop98844 жыл бұрын
My dad's manager....Is named Karen. And she's so stereotypical it's scary. Edit: Imagine a boss, whose job is literally to boss you around so they already abuse that like crazy, then multiply it by 17. They're now entitled to all of your achievements, all of your success is theirs. Then add all of the sarcasm from the workers so the boss is frustrated because no one respects them. Then add in the fact that all of these workers are necessities to the company, so she can't make them want to quit. Mix it together and you get chaos and some of the funniest work stories ever.
2:16 Monika staring at him in the corner with that mischievous look on her face like shes gunna delete him
@Otoriniccori4 жыл бұрын
Nice Karen:*turns 18* HA MoM IM CHANGEING MY NAME LEGALLY!!!!!
@managerkaren70434 жыл бұрын
I have arrived with my coupons.
@sachiko15274 жыл бұрын
M-ma'm y-y-you're coupon expired
@managerkaren70434 жыл бұрын
R U N D A I I EXCUSE YOU LITTLE GIRL WHERE THE DIGITY DANG HECK IS YPUR MANAGER
@managerkaren70434 жыл бұрын
R U N D A I I EXCUSE DID YOU NOT HEAR ME OML IM POSTING THIS TO FACEBOOK AND ILL CALL THE POLICE GET ME YPUR MANAGER 😡✨✨✨
@aludiomations1234574 жыл бұрын
@@managerkaren7043 **Kills Karen**
@managerkaren70434 жыл бұрын
-chris aftøn- I am immortal
@rahrahahahahromaromomoma4 жыл бұрын
When ur so early the bots aren’t here Edit: mike might have done something about the bots Edit 2: 200 likes! Omg!
@Lazy_.Lavender4 жыл бұрын
Thats impossible because bots automatically comment before people even get to the video
@toshirohijikata51594 жыл бұрын
what bots-?
@emma41best254 жыл бұрын
@@toshirohijikata5159 the bots that send the same messags on your channel everyday
@rahrahahahahromaromomoma4 жыл бұрын
Armin chan get there really early
@deliriouspenguin5314 жыл бұрын
@Furret Forever dont you undersrtand a joke?
@chickennuggetchuck1984 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Mike he got so many flashbacks while playing this game he probably has PTSD
@lolochiaki4 жыл бұрын
Why did a ad about this game come up when I was watching the new danganronpa episode. 👁👄👁
@zerandom_wolf56514 жыл бұрын
LOL
@zerandom_wolf56514 жыл бұрын
Bijuu Mike: have u ever called someone mom or dad (when I first tried typing this the bijuu auto corrected to bikini LOL) Me: I once called my teacher grandma
@medelweiss214 жыл бұрын
LOL THIS WAS SO FUNNY XD THX FOR PLAYING THIS I WANTED YOU TO XD
@myownbullets4 жыл бұрын
It just came out- I don’t think you watched it all-
@myownbullets4 жыл бұрын
But okay.
@SnufkinReal4 жыл бұрын
What are you a Time traveller??
@jksfrijol4 жыл бұрын
Did you watch it at 2× speed?
@itsliz20044 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, the only Karen that everybody loves and respects is the one from Spongebob. Lol 😂😂😂 Edit: I've been reading the comments and yeah some people don't like Spongebob. And that's okay people have different tastes. 😊
@BUGGY_THE_DUGGY4 жыл бұрын
Y e p
@puppaccinowithpupcake71634 жыл бұрын
Yep
@tsuyuasui23344 жыл бұрын
@Peko Kirigiri I hate you
@oodan_noodles4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@endlessgacha62884 жыл бұрын
Never seen spongebob...
@user-wh3bu5ix2x4 жыл бұрын
the last time i was this early his waifu’s were alive
@CiveSha4 жыл бұрын
What?
@arifraise7914 жыл бұрын
@@CiveSha I'm guessing they are referring to Danganronpa
@CiveSha4 жыл бұрын
@@arifraise791 oh, okay
@nate.cool26344 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@CiveSha4 жыл бұрын
@@nate.cool2634 mmm
@booprsnoot4 жыл бұрын
*Karen:* Presses 3:44 with volume up *Karen:* Agh!!! That's way too loud... I MUST SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
@reexespufffs4 жыл бұрын
1:58 My friend greeting me when I am at the school gate looking for her
@swaggy_nat4 жыл бұрын
everyone: *trying to make funny comments while secretly wanting to be scrub of the day (myself included) me: welp this is gonna have to do.
@catsquid26324 жыл бұрын
chiaki pfp 👁️👁️ nice
@bread68304 жыл бұрын
carmel skies
@rainclouds7074 жыл бұрын
Mike:what kind of pet is 10000$?! My cats:👁️👄👁️
@underwaterone4 жыл бұрын
0:18 that's gonna give me nightmares
@lukahyunxa4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jesyn04 жыл бұрын
It just did for me-
@sidthejovian51054 жыл бұрын
I have a classmate named KAREN, and no she's not GREAT or NICE. She's a huge bish and a backstaber and whatever bad word you can ever imagine.
@therandomhoomaninacatonesi57944 жыл бұрын
*_holy macaroni I literally just got a Speak To The Manager ad-_*
@thisaccountisdeadlipbite29384 жыл бұрын
Aren't we just blessed that he uploads everyday XD
@phoxaysouphithavong63054 жыл бұрын
Me: *has a terrible dream about Karens* Also me: ;_; My mom: *has Karen hair calling on the phone because she wants a refund* Me: MOM THERES A KAREN IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! Mom:╰༼ •̀•́ ༽╯
@natalyanikitina37644 жыл бұрын
Day 125 of Bijuu not burning Clarence: Plot twist: Clarence is the Ultimate Karen's son.
@Lazy_.Lavender4 жыл бұрын
Wait- I NEED THE FAN ART NOW
@Dressup_Doll4 жыл бұрын
Karen, the Ultimate Karen
@haruto869834 жыл бұрын
wait really?!?!?! lol
@ibukimioda20804 жыл бұрын
@@Dressup_Doll a killing game? LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!
@holyassasin05444 жыл бұрын
That is a big number.
@SuperMelon754 жыл бұрын
Me: GrEeN📗💚🧼🔋🥎🎾🥬🥒🥝🥦🍏🍐☘️🍀🌲🌳🌴🌱🌿🍃🌾🎄🌵🐲🐉🐍🦎🦖🐢🐛🐸♻️✅❎🈯️💹❇️🔫 My brain: what a waist of 26 seconds.
@Fru1tyW31rd04 жыл бұрын
Biju mike: hey, whatchu wearing? Me: my pjs
@blueveluv47484 жыл бұрын
So this is why he was wearing a Walmart vest at one of the last Danganronpa vids... 🤣😂
@kagurabakawarriorkirishiki8534 жыл бұрын
There's literally simulator for everything isn't there...?
@tem89074 жыл бұрын
Have a mental breakdown simulator
@blxssoms95004 жыл бұрын
lol yes
@possesed_beans4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@chucktheferret32174 жыл бұрын
Me: is watching with my grandpa Mike: I tell the same stories over and over again like an old man My grandpa: I don’t tell the same stories over and over again do I? Me: 👁👄👁
@distortedspace20464 жыл бұрын
*Mike opens game... Immediately starts to speak about his Walmart job.*
@fearthebow32064 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did anyone else get the exact add of the game he was playing while watching this video!?😂😂😂
@deeznuts-sw2kq4 жыл бұрын
Fear The Bow *suprisingly yes*
@juliadelao10944 жыл бұрын
I am a fan OMG Hiiiii
@millionitaguilao26674 жыл бұрын
OML IMA FAN FEAR THE BOWWW
@loki_is_tired4 жыл бұрын
Hi I'm second and have no jokes to tell. :( I clicked after three seconds. When you are so early Bijuu hasn't commented yet: *yikes forever*
@silviestars4 жыл бұрын
HoW tHis wAs uPloAdEd 6 minutes ago and it said you commentedd 10 minues ago!?
@loki_is_tired4 жыл бұрын
@@silviestars lol I am speeeedddd
@aparanoidpersonnothingelse62104 жыл бұрын
Has anyone actully experienced a Karen in real life
@AML661Animates4 жыл бұрын
I would beat the shit out of a Karen if they insult me. I subscribed to you
"What would you call a male Karen? Kevin?" Me, who's parents are called Karen and Kevan: "Yes. Please."
@possesed_beans4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Gligyfart4 жыл бұрын
I call them Calvins...😐
@dawnosaji25084 жыл бұрын
Imagine you went to Walmart with the best and started trolling
@x88vjx4 жыл бұрын
I have an auntie names Karen and she’s way to nice to even be friends with an actual karen
@notesblues4 жыл бұрын
mike: im like an old man in a young, built, body umbrella academy fans: you called?
@heidx33744 жыл бұрын
I feel like Karen's aren't even human. Like *how can you live a life where you are so entitled and self centered and just get mad over every little thing, like are they okay? What is going on*
@ashmd29394 жыл бұрын
They're like small dogs that are always angry for no reason
@heidx33744 жыл бұрын
@@ashmd2939 yes lol. Like why are you angry, what happened, do you need a chill pill or coffee. *Maybe a Snicker's*
@meyrukii45424 жыл бұрын
heidx oMG I laughed so loud that I shattered the windows
@monikakoide13024 жыл бұрын
A Lake Atop The Mountain A lake full of black sludge is atop a mountain of madness Some say this is where a god resides This liquid is said if you were to drink it you talk to this god for s short time But it has a drawback the more you use it the more mind breaks The more power this takes from you He is here he will be here forever This liquid was taken from DM and I asked a god for bodies because I was a necromancer at the time because I had nothing to offer him I gave him my mind and thing went from there
@CiveSha4 жыл бұрын
I guess Monika never leave Bijuu Mike alone, haha
@boop98844 жыл бұрын
That's a cool poem. Very forboding.
@CiveSha4 жыл бұрын
@@boop9884 I guess that's Monika's hobby
@TheBeanII2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being called "YOUR A KAREN" and then saying "oh yes my name is karen"
@mcawesomeytyo33124 жыл бұрын
Ken is a male version of Karen
@_ashley_allen4 жыл бұрын
6:48 his my hero poster was moving hope he had a fan or a vent, or else its ghost city
@Crimson_idv4 жыл бұрын
When you mom is a karen *yikes forever*
@Spenstarr4 жыл бұрын
I had a co workers who told me this sentence "My moms name is Karen but she's cool just a bad deal on the name"
@Crimson_idv4 жыл бұрын
@@Spenstarr aww lm sad for ya ;-; but to have a cool mom should make you happy
@Crimson_idv4 жыл бұрын
@Lucy the Skunk me to l know a women name karen and her husband is planton
@angelmccarthy89584 жыл бұрын
Karen’s: gets offended ppl named Karen that are not like that: ;-;
@lucavago37354 жыл бұрын
I like he's wearing headphones on top of the hoodie and the video game doesn't even have music.
@JT-jc1xi4 жыл бұрын
I literally got an ad for this game while watching this
@zenny91364 жыл бұрын
Him: Have you ever called somebody dad or mom? Sangwoo: Well, yes Cya in hell to the people who get it
@deeznuts-sw2kq4 жыл бұрын
CRIES
@deeznuts-sw2kq4 жыл бұрын
guess I’m going to *HECK*
@sapphirebeach82324 жыл бұрын
KILLING STALKING ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY BACK TO ME I SWEARRRR
@ashkay79504 жыл бұрын
3:07 it's sounds like he is saying Tsuyu (like from mha)
@lvluk4 жыл бұрын
TZUYU FROM TWICE LMAO
@ibukicommenting22394 жыл бұрын
Stop saying first or im calling your manager
@barzfrommarz12494 жыл бұрын
Once in first grade I called my teacher mom and I will never forget that day
@triggertigar71714 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: Mike: "Can i introduce you to some buttwhipes?!" Me: am i the only on in the bathroom pooping right now? Are you watching me?
@pastinaparty73854 жыл бұрын
How am I this early. Hi Mike hope you’re having a good day I wish you have nothing but good times and wellness. You are my favorite KZbinr
@richaytrf4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally Nobody: Mike:Pay us to treat you like crap
@Jayeponz4 жыл бұрын
16:17 Well right now I'm in a deer onesie
@rudeTXTmoa4 жыл бұрын
LOL IM WEARING A JACK SKELLINGTON ONESIE
@omegaflytrap79614 жыл бұрын
I like how the poster is just moving in the background
@Lesiosaurus4 жыл бұрын
If my name was Karen I’d honestly go by my middle name