Me: *Sees the title* Also me: Damn it,first Yuri and now Yandere chan
@menacingjack5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being scrub of the dayyy
@xx_errr_fun_xx68815 жыл бұрын
@@menacingjack Thank you so much,I am kinda surprised seeing as there were so many comments
@Zetofks5 жыл бұрын
He cheating on one with another *if that makes sense* But congrats on being scrub of the day
@xx_errr_fun_xx68815 жыл бұрын
@@Zetofks Shhhh,one of them will end up beating the other so I'm sure that in the end,it'll be fine
@JasmineTruit5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on scrub of the day!
@bjornbyte5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, dancing is the only way to escape being caught murdering someone.
@midanChaos5 жыл бұрын
Yep XD
@misschicken98355 жыл бұрын
*everybody have gacha in there name*
@midanChaos5 жыл бұрын
@gacha Patience sup
@midanChaos5 жыл бұрын
@@misschicken9835 well half of the ppl watching Mike is a gacha person xD
@hinatanaki91205 жыл бұрын
I’m dumb and I couldn’t read it until I read it again
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer5 жыл бұрын
When the delinquents die and you have no one to blame everything on *Then just blame the bugs*
@Aoi_Ohayashi5 жыл бұрын
What if the bugs are squised?
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer5 жыл бұрын
@@Aoi_Ohayashi ......never thought of that :/
@themacarenabutmakeitemo51744 жыл бұрын
Zzz
@camilleenvy4 жыл бұрын
@@Aoi_Ohayashi Blame your chair.
@nira48964 жыл бұрын
I will blame on my brother
@aSceene5 жыл бұрын
*Ayano* : **steals the answer sheet and the ID Card** *Teachers* : *_*Calls the police*_*
@Fw8083 жыл бұрын
bahahhahahahjsdhdsjssdgsyfgshf
@LonkerBonk5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mike, Clarence is in part of a doll series,but I don’t know what the series is called. My mom hade a doll that looks like yours.But sadly I don’t have it anymore my mom sold it to this sweet old lady. So Clarence is in part of a doll series. I also love your videos
@Mimiara5 жыл бұрын
No one: Teachers: There has There has been been there has has death call death there has been call help right there has has been been call police akademi right right there death call away right right away. No no no it it it cant cant cant be be be be. Police: **quits**
@aryehadventures96575 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kawaiijessychu5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kawaiijessychu5 жыл бұрын
6:02 you should add the time stamp cause funny
@The_p1g_disease5 жыл бұрын
So true🤣
@christinabuffington64884 жыл бұрын
@@kawaiijessychulol
@lolol20265 жыл бұрын
Ayano: *picks up leg of dead student* Teachers: REEEEEE
@lyesme5 жыл бұрын
“Do you have a reason to be here” “Are you lost” “Do you have a reason to be here” “Do you have a reason to be here” “Do you have a reason to be here”
@opokki5 жыл бұрын
no one: absolutely no one: yandere-chan: murders innocent people and does some sick dance moves everyone else at school: *incoherent screeching*
@Fw8083 жыл бұрын
lmao underated comment
@Harudodo5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally No One: Yandere Bugs: DANCE WILL SAVE YOU FROM MURDER
@chas76665 жыл бұрын
I love how this game isn’t even about Senpai at this point.
@King-qu6ib5 жыл бұрын
1984: Were gonna have -something- cars! 2019: *This*
@brysonfuhrer50215 жыл бұрын
1984: Everyone is being ruled by Big Brother 2019: Everyone is dead...
@emshall5 жыл бұрын
her most dangerous weapon of all: the bucket
@yu5hii5 жыл бұрын
XxGacha_EmmaxX no the box
@Pastelweird05 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the bucket’s sidekick, the bugz
@sawbones69475 жыл бұрын
Me: Commits murder on a person Teacher: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Me: Plays the dance Machine Teacher: oh you did nothing bye
@Asphennn5 жыл бұрын
I’m not first I’m not last... But I still exist
@brysonfuhrer50215 жыл бұрын
Or do you????
@delia_not_delilah57345 жыл бұрын
.-.
@randomkid-0-4735 жыл бұрын
👁_________________👁
@despair98935 жыл бұрын
Your 3rd then? Maybe I dunno
@leavemealone71785 жыл бұрын
Ok Boomer
@Noobwitha_Hat4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: IM GOING TO APPREHEND YOU! yanchan: **dance** Teacher: oh my fault you vibin. Respect
@sincerelyweird5 жыл бұрын
Now that’s how you get away with murder.
@arasaan5 жыл бұрын
*with
@sincerelyweird5 жыл бұрын
ZeroSkill thanks....
@lemonsaremoist22255 жыл бұрын
When the teachers were calling the police 1,000 times it sounded like they said “Why would anyone call the police?”.
@catsune61415 жыл бұрын
*How to get away with murder is now called* Use a Dance Machine to kill
@toniannfargiano80215 жыл бұрын
The Dancing Machine: Mastermind of all of Yandere's Murders
@gonezie5 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I should fear Yuri for her Tetris skills, or Yandere Chan for her dance-machine skills.
@codyfish5 жыл бұрын
"After a long day at work I must relax" Yandere Chan: *Floss intensify*
@kadeza2955 жыл бұрын
Imagine 7 Karen teachers calling the police
@Fw8083 жыл бұрын
bahahahajshjhjshdsjsjfdhdj
@shewan_14213 жыл бұрын
Oh God... Literally chaos
@clarppink4 жыл бұрын
Three teachers: surround Yan Chan Also three teachers: *waits until fourth teacher comes to apprehend Yan Chan*
@yamatanooroshikirin40015 жыл бұрын
"Dispose of body parts" is different than "dispose of corpse." The idea is that it applies if you use something like a saw to hack the body apart, therefore making each individual limb something you must dispose of.
@a.cuddle25145 жыл бұрын
I paused watching anime as soon as I got this notification 😂
@marrowyoutube5 жыл бұрын
"😂" 🤦
@a.cuddle25145 жыл бұрын
@Toxic Potato why thank you, kind being
@deknees89695 жыл бұрын
Who else saw the _"heh heh"_ in the top left corner of the thumbnail? ✋
@briego64975 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Bijuu Mike, dressed as a yandere girl, "killing someone", and then trying to dance his problems away, and by problems I mean getting arrested for murder in the first degree.
@a.cgaming97485 жыл бұрын
0:13 me when my friend insults me jokingly
@kawaiijessychu5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@WornSteve27512 жыл бұрын
6:41 Six teacher: we need help please! Police: ONE AT A TIME!
@alyssa22875 жыл бұрын
**Bugz appear in January Simulator** Mijuu Bike: Guess who's back! Back again!
@SoIar_EcIipser5 жыл бұрын
Teachers: we help right away The cops: STOP CALLING WE KNOW U NEED HELP Me: omg
@wallhumorr23235 жыл бұрын
Me singing panic at the disco NO THE BUGS NEED MEEEE (*aka I was singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies*)
@user-it2qg7bz7r5 жыл бұрын
Lowkey get hyped when I hear the bug hunter theme-
@hexworl5 жыл бұрын
:O nOt tHe bUgz dear god I’m scarEd D: my fingers hurt I clicked fast D: UwU I am a bug
@kawaiijessychu5 жыл бұрын
Kill
@littlewrengacha42104 жыл бұрын
the bug hunter intro deserves an award XDD
@dobyma5 жыл бұрын
must’ve been a very busy day at the police department
@yourlocalhumanbeing38384 жыл бұрын
Mike : who would know dancing could get behind anything Ballora: let me introduce myself
@cheesy-lps70045 жыл бұрын
HELP HELP ME HEEEEEELP! Literally me on a Monday
@emmabennett39855 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the heart!!!
@cheesy-lps70045 жыл бұрын
Emma Bennett thank you!❤️
@cheesy-lps70044 жыл бұрын
Tehzeeb MAZUMDER true
@KLT-id9nm5 жыл бұрын
We need a horror mod with the teachers' voices piled up like that in the background. From the perspective of a frequent victim, caught in between life and death, after they were murdered. All they hear is the last thing they heard... over and over.
@derp_7075 жыл бұрын
I'M ACTUALLY EARLY And it's 11:45 in the afternoon and I need sleep. ;-;
@heartst0pp3r614 жыл бұрын
The music to The BUG HUNTER intro is just so bomb! Can we take a moment to appreciate that? :3
@lems17575 жыл бұрын
ehehehehhehehehehhehehehehe the bugs took everything from me thank you for revenge 🔪 🐞
@kawaiicookie22845 жыл бұрын
Me : sick Bug hunter : Medicine
@gayisyay70815 жыл бұрын
WATASHI GA KITA!!! And I hope I’m early...
@neonrogueee5 жыл бұрын
Only a man of culture knows that dancing can help you escape jail time for murder
@cheese33985 жыл бұрын
b̶l̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶i̶q̶u̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ *Blame The Bugz* 🐛
@ashiee80345 жыл бұрын
I honestly love the intro for Bug Hunter it’s very creative lol
@chrisesco86195 жыл бұрын
I’m going to type everything auto correct suggests I just got a new video I just wanna is it for you to do a little bit to do that you have a lot to say to you and I just like you to me get to me and you get it and you do the stanky is you have to go play and you get a little more money and I just like you and you get a little more money
@ballora_lover76663 жыл бұрын
Bijuu:you may want to seek shelter Me:*hides under my blanket*
@3d.gt45 жыл бұрын
First
@DelfyDaun5 жыл бұрын
Dan Hamblin bruh
@gregramos37185 жыл бұрын
Dan Hamblin ur so quirky
@_CoolSwag69_5 жыл бұрын
Dan Hamblin actually bijuu mike is first cause he made the video :3
@_CoolSwag69_5 жыл бұрын
Lizzy Teal Blue lol I just told em that
@mochaday91295 жыл бұрын
This was posted 47 secs ago and it’s already has 11 likes XD
@canadaisntreal3 жыл бұрын
Someone: *dies* Teacher: *sees* Mike: *it’s the bugs*
@pinkivixen32955 жыл бұрын
this is the greatest video I've ever seen on KZbin. Thank you, Mike :) *N E C K S B U G B Z Z Z*
@amazingsage17885 жыл бұрын
11:54. " My only crime is that I danced." - Bijuu Mike 2019
@no-id5xf5 жыл бұрын
second
@kafrikani60674 жыл бұрын
Ayano: exists Headmaster: clears threat to gasp with malicious intent whilst reaching for taser
@RYSELDrA5 жыл бұрын
I know I will sleep soundly tonight. Thank you bijuu Mike. You have yet again saved us all!
@christinabuffington64884 жыл бұрын
How logic works: If you murder someone *JUST DANCE*
@elleimad56045 жыл бұрын
Bijuu:thESe bUGS ACT lIkE thEy PAY rEnT Bugs:💵💵💵
@wakeningsleep64075 жыл бұрын
We need someone to find the bugs of KZbin that makes it so weird and so strict for no reason.
@liroha5 жыл бұрын
saki - "i'm useless" bijuu - *"iT's jUsT tHe bUGs mAKinG yOU sAy tHAT."*
@melaniegriffiths29505 жыл бұрын
Yan Chan be dancing her way out of a prison sentence 💃🎶
@zen-72063 жыл бұрын
I just love the bug hunter intro😍
@testingman1a7974 жыл бұрын
prop bug: Hi i WaNt To TeLl YoU- me:NOOOOOOOOOOO NO PROP BUG,NO!
@viv76775 жыл бұрын
“Would you stop killing her in the corner?! I’m trying to get a high score..”
@travisshaffer66234 жыл бұрын
The Coppers get so mad they end up swarring the school. To crush the bugs demselves. Lel
@ssg9854 жыл бұрын
It was weird watching this before the demo or the older version I like the new one but its nice to go back to see the old ones and see the funny stuff
@jaylikebluejay5 жыл бұрын
Midori- gets murdered Bijuu- THE POWER OF DANCE WILL EARASE MY WRONG DOING Me- the 5 years of dance I did finally paid off: GATHER THE HITMAN!
@anonymouslobster29385 жыл бұрын
Awesome, Bijuu! I was just looking for something to watch, and then you uploaded!
@catlover26365 жыл бұрын
1:43 Me: *locks door* Also me: CASUALLY EATS CHIP
@avery575 жыл бұрын
BIJU I have a very funny glitch that you HAVE to try! It's in sakura school simulator, what you do is go hold hands with someone, the go to the park area and slide down the slide you will emerge with the person you are holding hands with aand you will float around the place you HAVE to try it!
Yandere Chan with eyepatch should host Bug Hunter one day!
@queenpandicorn5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been walking and you trip over a stray apple pie?
@ItsMadLadSir5 жыл бұрын
David’s mom doesn’t just want his channel anymore, she’s after the whole dang media!
@Cat-gm4xr4 жыл бұрын
6:35 one of the teachers:This is a tragedy... why would anyone do this? i'll call the police immediatly... the other teachers: NO, I WILL
@Notagity5 жыл бұрын
4:25 Why do you keep using the scenes from my favorite ‘funny’ movie!? 🤣🤣🤣 I was drinking juice and seeing that scene made me spin onto my iPad !🤣🤣🤣 Awww man that really got meeeeeeeeeee
@childelike5 жыл бұрын
Bug Hunter is my new favorite Yanflix show
@arithemuffin93635 жыл бұрын
It's 8:57 rn I couldn't sleep so I decided to watch this and when I finished I was finally able to get some good sleep
my back actually started bleeding when i clicked this.... it hurts so bad.... but i did nothin about it bc i luv bijuus videos
@CantBelieveItsJustButter5 жыл бұрын
Teachers:The police will come faster if we spam them :) Police:These these THESE JERKS
@themacarenabutmakeitemo51744 жыл бұрын
Stranger: how are we going to hide the body!? Yandere chan walks in the room with boss music playing in the background Yandere chan: delinquents and dance boyz, delinquents and dance.
@jaydenfreak5 жыл бұрын
Why is this dude soo funny man I am supposed to be quiet right now but I laughed out loud
@managerkaren70435 жыл бұрын
When you squished that bug ... I felt that
@zyxqa69764 жыл бұрын
Teachers in yan sim: Seeing yandere chan killed someone:STOP! Seeing mindslaves killed someone:Chillin until they killed theirsleves Yan-chan:WTF
@spaze83 жыл бұрын
That dance machine was the beginning of Friday night funkin
@scarywhor35 жыл бұрын
the dance machine reminded me of the song "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga "Just dance, it will be ok, da da doo-doo Just dance, spin the record babe, da da doo-doo"
@ThunderRanch5 жыл бұрын
Who ever thinks that they might be the scrub of the day in a video and not notice...
@leo-zd7tm5 жыл бұрын
Its 1 am and I have school tomorrow... However I literally couldn't wait to watch this... My school day is in your hands... Don't disappoint me...
@riothebreadboi69054 жыл бұрын
7:00 When ur 9 other siblings are mocking you
@elizabethvazquez10684 жыл бұрын
You: when did the Frence grow up? Me: if you push someone off the roof it will do that, just for people who didn’t know
@CidTripp5 жыл бұрын
Hi Bijuu mike if you are reading I hope you are having a good day caching those bugs and smashing them for us.🐞🐞🐞