Lol and look u now can brag to ur friends that bijuu hearted ur comment I wish good luck would happen like that but congrats
@eliseelise48975 жыл бұрын
@@3starsburningbright #yasssss
@Haven._.3 жыл бұрын
When mike said “I found out my grandma was pregnant from my boyfriend” my lil sister came up to me, bc I guess she heard, and she said “is grandma pregnant from your boyfriend” and I bursted out laughing. Then my mom came in and said “I sure hope not” highlight of my evening lmaoo enjoy this :)
@justaboringhooman3 жыл бұрын
Yeah right
@bembi..person..3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hvputteti3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Da_mintyz3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wilsonstan3 жыл бұрын
I just made the 69th like on this comment B)
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache5 жыл бұрын
She: (Has no face) Me: (Has no life) Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@tired_artist92395 жыл бұрын
Her: has no face You: has no life Me: has no will to live Still perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@leesteban55285 жыл бұрын
Thanos Snap
@mickirydoge39935 жыл бұрын
@@tired_artist9239 Her: has no face Moustache guy: has no life Scp: has no will to live Me: has no soul Still perfectly balance, as all things should be
@katelynnvallon23715 жыл бұрын
Jellal?!? :0
@mr.machees64885 жыл бұрын
It’s you, I’ve seen you around 10 times already today
@brndn20055 жыл бұрын
KZbin video: "I have no face" Me before watching: Ah, the story of slender man.
@mysteraize21425 жыл бұрын
Brandon 5000 heh
@gwenny__boo5 жыл бұрын
@brandon5000 Lol
@unicornqklove5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaa
@mayaphobic5 жыл бұрын
Next video: I’m allergic to people with allergies
@THEONEANDONLYWOWZA5 жыл бұрын
Brandon 5000 she typed what and how she has no face. Then, a voice actor would read the text she did
@zexzrofn33614 жыл бұрын
2019: I'm allergic to air 2020:I have no face 3000: a frog got me pregnant and my dad is a chicken and is trying to eat my boyfriend
@zexzrofn33614 жыл бұрын
@i am a toast lol
@afroartmami4 жыл бұрын
@i am a toast than r u clara ???
@Alienzzzadeeee4 жыл бұрын
YEs indeed he/she is
@13nelda4 жыл бұрын
Lord farquad
@frisk48313 жыл бұрын
Adjgjr dhaahahahhahahahaa
@cheeseisreallygood25535 жыл бұрын
Animators: The time I dyed my hair TRUE STORY animators: My goldfish married my sister but he loved my nose this whole time in the sand.
@smorty80625 жыл бұрын
So true
@confused.aether5 жыл бұрын
Wow That happened to me to. Dang it’s surprising
@jenniferoneill73135 жыл бұрын
That happens so often
@GourdDeluxe5 жыл бұрын
I can relate
@naytj4l1265 жыл бұрын
Just another Tuesday.
@oreolover45165 жыл бұрын
"I lost my eye, I lost my IPhone, I lost my will to live . . ." I lost my socks, I lost my iPod, I lost my interest to go to school. (Did it ever exist?)
@quack37285 жыл бұрын
F
@sillybilly3405 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, *DiD iT?*
@yinetlopez10165 жыл бұрын
No no one ever liked school a.k.a jail🚔
@blixer_fan153yt95 жыл бұрын
No
@Aniconist5 жыл бұрын
*poops*
@xgunrox4 жыл бұрын
*Fun fact* Her: "I have no face* Also her: *breathes somehow* Me: *BIG CONFUSION*
@grapepanta16284 жыл бұрын
+0+
@KiouTM4 жыл бұрын
👁 👄 👁
@yells62844 жыл бұрын
I'm a fan 👁👄👁
@AdriToaster4 жыл бұрын
Gunrox woooot
@Jazzy-qw2bm4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact?
@hahahehe_unfunny69145 жыл бұрын
Bijuu, theres this book called "Bionic". It follows the life of a girl who lost alot of her body, and had to get them replaced by robotic looking arms and legs. Just thought you might be interested
@selfawaretoast-yt4 жыл бұрын
Interesting somehow that just reminds me of frost from mortal kombat
@KiouTM4 жыл бұрын
Bionic is a youtuber
@Niccoapp4 жыл бұрын
Ngl reminded me of Dororo
@stickynote-slumber4 жыл бұрын
I’m interested! I think I’ll read it! And in return, There’s a book called Jack Blank and the Imagine Nation. Jack doesn’t even know his own last name, but then this- okay, no spoilers!
@hahahehe_unfunny69144 жыл бұрын
@@stickynote-slumber ooooo that sounds cool
@Leyapay5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I will now forever call drunk people Harries XD
@anonymousc15455 жыл бұрын
Falcon-Chan:3 same here I’m australian
@deeryyyyy7075 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@oblivionmaker97014 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Dory story: *LeTs DeFy ThE lAwS oF lOgIc*
@ko0l.4id884 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@summerhart85114 жыл бұрын
True that is ho they think
@ramurino18033 жыл бұрын
whAt LoGICs
@oscardrdz56685 жыл бұрын
Bijjumike: this is better than death note. The whole death note fandom: so you have chosen *DEATH*
@munchoongwong92955 жыл бұрын
Me: Quick Light write his death
@McLovin18-885 жыл бұрын
Sooo double Death?
@munchoongwong92955 жыл бұрын
@@McLovin18-88 Yup. Think so Lmao
@oscardrdz56685 жыл бұрын
Meme man. Yes
@Theawesomebobsense3 жыл бұрын
Death note Mike
@kandiskis15305 жыл бұрын
2020: she has no face 2080: I have no nose or mouth but I can breathe and talk to my spaghetti, I also lost my identity and robbed Bijuu so I can eat pie (my amazing life)
@defnott5 жыл бұрын
I-
@romeieio17165 жыл бұрын
Just brought this comment to 69 likes
@reesespuffs3335 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@Shoebdo5 жыл бұрын
Wait does bijuu have pie?!?!?!?!?!?
@annavimiraflores38435 жыл бұрын
Loooool
@pwcmystic39044 жыл бұрын
Next do minute videos “when he touches me I turn to food” like so he can see!
@stevebarlowe65885 жыл бұрын
Bijuu: because she is fake we can joke about her. Everyone in the world trying to look like a good person: *A N G E R N O I S E S*
@Boy-k1sser5 жыл бұрын
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@Zianna_3155 жыл бұрын
Its an actor speaking uses real
@midnight_kitty58354 жыл бұрын
Praise Desmond but how did they write or whatever with no eyes
@melodybluees4 жыл бұрын
@@midnight_kitty5835 it fake
@phoenixsupportsyou81095 жыл бұрын
2020: I have no face 2050: I have no lungs and I lost my eyes because a cow got my dad pregnant and my boyfriend is cheating on me
@meowlees5 жыл бұрын
😂
@SnailBail695 жыл бұрын
OMG that US amazing
@fairycore48125 жыл бұрын
XD
@r3d_l1ghts5 жыл бұрын
With my dead grandma
@analogsunrise-5 жыл бұрын
Epicc
@demolishallquacks4 жыл бұрын
Bijuu: “I show no sympathy for animations.” Me: “oh yeah? Yeah?! What do you say?! How do you feel about Anime?!”
@deeznuts5394 жыл бұрын
OH BOOM
@waevnnnn3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAH
@davida.52585 жыл бұрын
These animations be like: “I ate 3 KFC chicken nuggets in Antarctica at 5:00 am and now I have the corona virus and my mom is dating my ex-boyfriend’s Mercedes”
@milliesfavoriteinterests4 жыл бұрын
David A. I would want to watch it tbh >:)
@shekkay4 жыл бұрын
{()}
@milliesfavoriteinterests4 жыл бұрын
Gacha Cutiez >:(
@kaytedids60584 жыл бұрын
OH OK
@dumpsterc0rpse4 жыл бұрын
#Relatable
@link07075 жыл бұрын
Australia: *burning, flooding, dust storms and hail* Mike: *WHAT IS A HARRY IN AUSTRALIA*
@senzuumii4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at this
@adorifygyu3 жыл бұрын
HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
@adorifygyu3 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore said c a l m l y
@sylkiytheraccoon91163 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia (NSW) and we've had rain everywhere. There are lots of full and almost full dams. and part of my hometown has flooded. My nan lives next to Australia's biggest saltwater lake connecting to the ocean (Lake Macquarie) and a park across the road from her had flooded in February. We went from drought to flooding rain. And also I've never heard about the name Harry used as slang so yeah, that answers Mike's question.
@katelyngraygate30015 жыл бұрын
“It is true. I did freeze his...*swallow* stuff..” 🤣
@realcybersoapy3 жыл бұрын
His " s t u f f "
@meowchim2115 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Mike was playing School girl simulator😂😂
@kai28625 жыл бұрын
video: “To Luke, my granddaughter’s wife...” me: wait a damn minute
@dsfmdiya75005 жыл бұрын
OOOOH, I get it
@bear_rrr5 жыл бұрын
Am I just dumb? I don’t get it
@dsfmdiya75005 жыл бұрын
Kayla Cat Luke = her granddaughters wife
@naytj4l1265 жыл бұрын
But that exists, it’s called the *_gAy._*
@lazerstudios99825 жыл бұрын
@c h x r m i n q _ b e a r r but it's a LUKE
@DeadRat105 жыл бұрын
" I lived with my grandmother then one day she gave birth to my mom" Excuse me-
@misothegoat3 жыл бұрын
A baby is their parent???
@theamiller79663 жыл бұрын
r/holup
@ramurino18033 жыл бұрын
You what mate
@l6-0145 жыл бұрын
Two tips for hiccups: 1. Water 2. Peppermint
@halaileybailey5 жыл бұрын
Ooh thanks actually I got hiccups from watching Bijuu
@brokenstage175 жыл бұрын
Or holding your breath
@justasillygoofyguy5 жыл бұрын
All right then XD
@themidnightphoenixx5 жыл бұрын
Yoink Zoink plug your nose and swallow gently
@AMazzola055 жыл бұрын
Bijuu: We need the Scooby-doo gang. Me: We need yandere chan with an eye patch
@icouldntthinkofausername27464 жыл бұрын
For anyone confused: They have voice actors for their channel And as an Australian I CAN confirm I have never ever heard the slang “a Harry” And also I’m pretty sure that there is a book called “faceless” where a girl gets into a crash and has to get a face transplant
@munchoongwong92955 жыл бұрын
'She has no face' Slenderman: Don't you judge my daughter
@rhondasousa82495 жыл бұрын
*in sign language
@hayley70205 жыл бұрын
STUPID HAR*HiCc*RY! We need to get the Scooby Doo Gang **HiCc** TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE
@jati6285 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hayley70205 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to record Mike's hiccups.. But he's hiccuping far to much and I can't record them all :(
@hayley70205 жыл бұрын
Sunset PlaysYT people think I have the time and patience for that? Totally would if I could😂
@zombietimes89434 жыл бұрын
"She was raised to be a spoiled brat" Me: Best Roast Ever.
@MozzieKing3 жыл бұрын
Eh not really
@alistair1275 жыл бұрын
“I have lost my will to live” Mood “That was a joke” Not a mood-
@craftykitty145 жыл бұрын
"I lost my eye I lost my iPhone I lost my will to live" - Bijuu Mike 2020
@justmelanie23624 жыл бұрын
I lost my coke
@R0bcat.4 жыл бұрын
And I lost the idea I had for this reply
@m3lan1873 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit 🙁
@abrilgonzalez28795 жыл бұрын
Her: “has no face” Me: how she talk how she eat how she breath?
@vanialestari73764 жыл бұрын
Yea how
@user-yj1jm3rh5l3 жыл бұрын
She has someone talk for her
@deleted79355 жыл бұрын
"I have no face" Me: *SLENDER MAN IS THAT YOU?!*
@S-CB-SL-Animations5 жыл бұрын
SLENDER WOMAN?!?!
@rhondasousa82495 жыл бұрын
Slenda wohuman
@punk1nlxveee1905 жыл бұрын
It’s slender mans wife Slender woman
@jacobstanley38105 жыл бұрын
Next vid: *A muffin turtle alien ate my boyfriend so I broke up with my pregnant dad to start a family with a pig and became part cow!!!*
@lain23223 жыл бұрын
That channel: *takes notes*
@lain23223 жыл бұрын
@@stevenuniversefan108 reading this comment and yout comment made me laugh so hard in confusion-
@Uncontrollable_Sphere3 жыл бұрын
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking died
@utkuayranc32103 жыл бұрын
the worst part is that its actually the kinda thing they would do
@MozzieKing3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing.
@smiley-face4935 жыл бұрын
"She has no face' She be the daughter of slender man
@andie227935 жыл бұрын
me sees natsuki me remembers that my science teacher knew who I was talking about when my name was just monika and that she will say all the meme names in Kahoot me realizing this isn’t relevant to the video ;-;
@christopherterzakos61185 жыл бұрын
Tough luck man did the same as u but I didn't get as unlucky as u rest In pepperoni
@hiasenny5 жыл бұрын
excuse me?
@hiasenny5 жыл бұрын
@END GAMER59 yes
@user-zg7vx5jv1q5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nuttynutsnutstache5 жыл бұрын
@@hiasenny YaAaAs Natsuki you QUEEENNN! GO OFF SISTER!
@thievestemple5 жыл бұрын
"She has no face." Isn't her eyes supposed to be gone as well, then how can she type so well? (I expect the sender to send an email and a voice actress helps narrating it.)
@bobowaii76835 жыл бұрын
Oh Sangwoo I know these videos are fake lol, but I’ve got an idea... So, most people can write on paper with their hand, y’know? If you were to close your eyes, I’d guess you’d be able to at least write something that would be similar to what you wanted to write. Then a close friend of yours could write an email to the “tRUe sTOrY aniMAtORs” with your words from the paper, and SHAZAM. You have a “TRuE sTOry” now :)
@ishouldvedeletedthis1665 жыл бұрын
She probably is like Hellen Keller are you dumb she could she or hear and if she could hear she never learned how to speak
@bobowaii76835 жыл бұрын
Leigha Gaines No offense, but I didn’t fully understand your comment, so I’m just taking chances over here- She wasn’t *born* without a face. And if I’m right (which I am) she did attend school, so she must have learned to write, like, she didn’t loose her nerves you lovable human.
@blueheart39355 жыл бұрын
Maybe someone talked instead of her
@ghoulishffx5 жыл бұрын
Dude we're in 2020, do you seriously think that we haven't thought of a way for blind people to type? It's called voiceover.
@cj-is-causing-chaos-again4 жыл бұрын
"She has NO face" Me: Hey, Slenderman! I think I found your daughter!!!
@leafii79085 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Nobody ever Nobody in the universe Bijuu mike: *I've lost my will to live* (Thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten)
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer5 жыл бұрын
Same here honestly
@youtuberfangirlnamededyn61865 жыл бұрын
I dont think that’s correct
@SirSplash-j9d5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Nobody ever: Nobody in the universe: Everyone: still no one asked
@Black-rw4og5 жыл бұрын
So have I I will now cry In my bed I will lie Now I shall die
@ram3n._.noodlez8185 жыл бұрын
I aReAdY HaVe
@Hibo.5 жыл бұрын
Girl: *Wakes up in a hospital* Mom: "You have lost your face, go see!" Mom: *Hands her over a mirror* Me: "THANKS MOM I HAVE NO FACE AND YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING PUNS ABOUT ME!?"
@hyeyyul59445 жыл бұрын
how can she talk
@hyeyyul59445 жыл бұрын
@@shinsowo yes
@Hibo.5 жыл бұрын
@@hyeyyul5944 I know but just the fact that they put it in the animation still.
@hyeyyul59445 жыл бұрын
@@Hibo. ye i guess
@samlikeslemonsiquityt32665 жыл бұрын
Gachatubers are taking over. *👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And accept this*
@dolly92634 жыл бұрын
Her: I can't believe my face had turned into a scary skinless skull! Me: Bro we can literally see the skin on your face Who else got Sally Face vibes from this ->-
@kumosune5884 жыл бұрын
ME! I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT IT! OwO
@sadhq35275 жыл бұрын
Dr Sally's name reminds of the game called Sally face about a person that also lost their face
@Miamimi64 жыл бұрын
eBuck official services i was thinking of Sally face too I love that game
@dolly92634 жыл бұрын
@@Miamimi6 Me too :3
@disguisedcat554 жыл бұрын
I just commented that XD
@yangsnowflake27814 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@limon55414 жыл бұрын
Yep xd
@hazard40115 жыл бұрын
"She's straight up Slenderman's girlfriend exactly" Yes, because everyone knows that your girlfriend has to look exactly like you for you to date them
@lyn50235 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons does it
@XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr5 жыл бұрын
@@lyn5023 Exactly. They make the wives and husbands look like brother and sister. Like Apu and his wife, Milhouse's parents, and there are probably more
@stvrl1ghtt75 жыл бұрын
Aleksander so it’s Gacha life
@stvrl1ghtt75 жыл бұрын
Pixelated240 they are all yellow soooooo
@animeweeaboo95614 жыл бұрын
@@XayzoTheMentallyIllBunnyLuvr in the show they were siblings who dated each other
@craigmcdonald5815 жыл бұрын
Bijuu: hiccups while ranting Me: AGHHHHH!!
@mcguth._.5 жыл бұрын
20:17 realizes he's offended himself, his weeb viewers, and his religion "...accept IT'S NOT at ALL"
@ava83405 жыл бұрын
No one: Nobody: Actually not a single person: Grandma: To Luke, my granddaughter's *wife.*
@systemerror404notfound5 жыл бұрын
wHAT THE-
@stvrl1ghtt75 жыл бұрын
Wicked I call my crush my wife his name is Eric
@adeliew42304 жыл бұрын
Next video be like: *"I ate a magic salad that turned me into a gold digging owl and my pregnant dead boyfriend ate a potato that gave him the willpower to come back to life and my mom had his baby named Gerald for him! True story!!!!"*
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer5 жыл бұрын
5:48 *plot twist it's handsome squidward*
@o_o52105 жыл бұрын
Waylon tgg \ Waylon TheGreasyGamer cookie and a gold star best coment ⭐️🍪
@innaekinci71285 жыл бұрын
yup
@jhaneilbarnett14515 жыл бұрын
You are everywhere, a good fan u are
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer5 жыл бұрын
Hopie dopie I got depresse hmmm yes, thank you a good fan we all are
@moonygamin96225 жыл бұрын
I'm Aussie & that girl definitely sounds Aussie, like I can hear the accent. Aussie gang wya 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
@definitial5 жыл бұрын
im in england. 48 hours from joining the gang, LMAO
@moonygamin96225 жыл бұрын
@@definitial lmao
@heheheo_o49415 жыл бұрын
Hey yo guys just got flooded I’m in Europe
@moonygamin96225 жыл бұрын
@@heheheo_o4941 yeh, we did get flooded actually. We had heaps of rain, didn't stop the fires tho 😪
@pleaseignorethischannelamn52425 жыл бұрын
Yes
@iamgaybutnotinthehappyway80594 жыл бұрын
Me: hears "no nose" Me: VOLDEMORT OH MY GOD IT'S VOLDEMORT PETER GET OVER HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID THIS TIME My friend: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *slowly walks away*
@iamgaybutnotinthehappyway80594 жыл бұрын
I'm a potterhead btw I'm a new youtuber a video will come soon btw for my 2 subs
@pumpkin34615 жыл бұрын
The girl from the second story: "I'm 15 and my grandma is 49" Me: "I'm 12 and my parents are 52"
@courtnie.carlisle085 жыл бұрын
I’m 11 and my mom is 52 and my dad is 63
@pumpkin34615 жыл бұрын
@@communistduck3255 wdym
@cdplayerorsomething5 жыл бұрын
My mom is almost 50 and my dad is 66
@somepersoninthestars5 жыл бұрын
I'm 11 and my parents are 32
@aeug55634 жыл бұрын
when i was 12 my dad was 56 and my mom 38......
@linatrujillo56075 жыл бұрын
Mike: she straight up slender Mans girlfriend!! Me: LOL!
@Imsosaneforjane4 жыл бұрын
"She has no face" Nurse Ann after seeing her: Lets be friends.........
@booknees5 жыл бұрын
*”I have no face”* Me: *Then how the hell do you breathe*
@analogsunrise-5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I KNOW hands
@ishigami46225 жыл бұрын
She breaths out of her ass like farts
@mmikumikudance5 жыл бұрын
Ears
@booknees5 жыл бұрын
I Will Steal Your Eyes then she hears herself breathing?
@BestFriend-zn1xb5 жыл бұрын
Bijuu mikes thumbnail: “how she talk then?” Me: she don’t
@naytj4l1265 жыл бұрын
She needs people to talk for her for an actual conversation.
@cassandraaldridge10425 жыл бұрын
@@naytj4l126 how they know what to say? Or she wants to say?
@naytj4l1265 жыл бұрын
@@cassandraaldridge1042 Simple, they probably got a script. They probably had to tell it in first person though. But eh...This could always be fake.
@naytj4l1265 жыл бұрын
@@cassandraaldridge1042 But outside of the storytelling, she’s probably better off learning sign language, along with her family and a few friends.
@almxndbxbatea44895 жыл бұрын
@@cassandraaldridge1042 she said they saved one eye did you not here?
@gamerboy79624 жыл бұрын
Me: *reads title* Also me: "I already know a guy who, at age 6, was born without a face..."
@bobhondacivic82055 жыл бұрын
Girls boyfriend: *Actually fricking dies* Girl: Oh my god my face ;o;
@flamebreaker165 жыл бұрын
Bob Honda civic #true
@floofysooshi29995 жыл бұрын
She sounds like Matt, lol
@clairebear96525 жыл бұрын
Floofy Sooshi you mean from eddsworld????
@floofysooshi29995 жыл бұрын
@@clairebear9652 yeah, lol :')
@clairebear96525 жыл бұрын
Floofy Sooshi yes i frikin love eddsworld!!!
@doubledubbs97335 жыл бұрын
Dory is related apparently. Share my story: published I lost my face. Dory story: I lost my face. They fight each other and start a war and get all of the ‘ true ‘ story animation channels.
@Equa11ysurl5 жыл бұрын
I love this comment-
@benjamingamerjr61785 жыл бұрын
Umm the video is like 8 months old
@killerqueen67334 жыл бұрын
I can't take this video seriously with mike having hiccups every second 🤣🤣
@codyfish5 жыл бұрын
Girl: I have no face! Me: Someone call the cops I found Slenderman
@mitspeithetc5 жыл бұрын
Screw the cops, call the SCP Foundation
@goneforevers5 жыл бұрын
SLENDER WOMEN
@Cadaverous_Cosplaything5 жыл бұрын
"His name was Dr. Sally." Me: SaL fIsHeR?! Is ThAt yOu?!
@monochromecropcrown44635 жыл бұрын
@《• Eclipse •》 HAHAHAHAHA
@thearlgrey5 жыл бұрын
Lul
@Talyxie5 жыл бұрын
《• Eclipse •》 earthworm sally 😂👌
@oldassaccount47905 жыл бұрын
YES GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE Except I'm dumb
@malakmostafa5575 жыл бұрын
Well , her face is damaged , just like Sal's face , he was the first person ( or character whatever) I thought of ....I don't think naming him Sally was a coincidence.. Edit : ok when I first heard the name I went straight to the comments , but then came the part , where SALLY'S face was also damaged. DEFINITELY NOT A COINCIDENCE.
@chaerry.pie1433 жыл бұрын
I love your voice ❤️
@TheElderAngel5 жыл бұрын
-Looks At The Title* True, how can she talk lmao
@supercookiegameuse26345 жыл бұрын
She doesn't? She make someone talk?
@TheElderAngel5 жыл бұрын
@@T0TALTR4SHMAMMAL hows your day mate
@TheElderAngel5 жыл бұрын
@@supercookiegameuse2634 oh wow. Tell that to Bijuu Mike
@supercookiegameuse26345 жыл бұрын
@@TheElderAngel I don't know that's just a theory.....>~
@lambshot14525 жыл бұрын
@@supercookiegameuse2634 A GAME THEORY
@Trans-parent_Artist5 жыл бұрын
"She has no face" Slender man: Mom?!
@MozzieKing3 жыл бұрын
Her: I have no face Also her: TALKING PERFECT SENTENCES
@lainieshouldbewriting5 жыл бұрын
Girl: I lost my face Slender man: Am I a joke to you?
@epicfortniteboss5 жыл бұрын
2020: I lost my face 3020: I lost my life but I’m still alive and married my dog
@squidkid64435 жыл бұрын
Danika Brien is 😎 Cool
@evelyncarnahan79405 жыл бұрын
To true
@chrisbritton26533 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of yours !👫
@whiterso385 жыл бұрын
"How can you talk?" You should be asking how she's even alive.
@kassie45385 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s a car that was sold illegally
@kassie45385 жыл бұрын
@Chaos Leviatho yea
@gachadumpster80635 жыл бұрын
Grandma in 2020: *steals their children BF* Grandma's in 2040: *kill the whole family with cookie's*
@ishigami46225 жыл бұрын
Second best death ever
@xavierbacab96774 жыл бұрын
kenji montalban yes
@RobertoBoringTelevision2 жыл бұрын
I love how he just hiccups every few or so minutes
@rock4glory7135 жыл бұрын
Today I went to one of my family members funeral and I’m sad I hope the rest of you are having a good day tho!
@ihaa_5 жыл бұрын
Rock 4 Glory oh I am so sorry for you! My grandfather passed away 2 years ago and I know the pain! I hope you can get through.
@rock4glory7135 жыл бұрын
Link thanks it’s a good feeling that there are still good people left in this world
@justacutie.5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your lost 😢 I wish you well (sorry if these are not the best words, english is not my native language) 😢
@rock4glory7135 жыл бұрын
Ruth P thanks and your English is great
@spaacedust5 жыл бұрын
Next thing: "I have no life"
@mixerelixer38344 жыл бұрын
that actually sounded kinda nice! i agree it should be a book!
@akitsm5 жыл бұрын
I edited this comment so the replies make no sense 😎
@georgexm_15 жыл бұрын
very funny.
@hello-hc6ye5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kanatomzakariaBenssied5 жыл бұрын
Its fake
@austejazilyte99395 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆
@souinsoup42745 жыл бұрын
The people who submitted their story don’t have control of what happens in the video other than the actual story. So there is a voice actress.
@diamondslytherin34685 жыл бұрын
"i lost my eye" "I lost my iPhone.." "I lost my wilderness to live..." Bijuu Mike 2020
@beezdelightfulkneez11444 жыл бұрын
2018: how I lost my parents 2020: how my cookie ate a polar bear and turned into my moms brothers dog sitters wife that got pregnant with my friends favorite stuffed animal
@GHMrSudan3 жыл бұрын
I AM DISTURBED AND ENTERTAINED XD XDDDD
@ShribbleDum5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally nobody: Her: “my face looked like a burnt pancake with holes as the eyes, mouth and nostrils.”
@purplejoltshorts80753 жыл бұрын
It’s been a year and I’m the first to comment, wow.
@StarGirl41E3 жыл бұрын
@@purplejoltshorts8075 xd
@ramurino18033 жыл бұрын
@@purplejoltshorts8075 lol
@cielo64903 жыл бұрын
its been three days im fourth comment wow
@AActingReels5 жыл бұрын
" They saved an eye.." Me: Its Brightheart as a human
@linkvos5 жыл бұрын
Brightheart from Warrior Cats?
@cyan42395 жыл бұрын
Yes
@therothfamily2565 жыл бұрын
Warriors who Is your fav character?
@blixer_fan153yt95 жыл бұрын
*Y E s*
@cyan42395 жыл бұрын
Hummingbird Creations Dovewing
@snxqn11344 жыл бұрын
The girl: GOD I HAVE NO FACE PEOPLE Slender man: Hey Pretty...
@RPandorus5 жыл бұрын
3:37 HMMMM I thought in Australia you're supposed to drive on the left hand side of the road. *Sees Porsche driving on the right hand side and truck on the correct side of the road* Something ain't quite right here.
@Dinoenuggets5 жыл бұрын
"I permanently lost my ability to speak" *My brain cells? Hah what are those*
@lachhimayabasnetchhetrini46935 жыл бұрын
It's not her speaking stooopid.
@Dinoenuggets5 жыл бұрын
@@lachhimayabasnetchhetrini4693 Ik you think I was serious StOoPiD
@ciscoshideri2135 Жыл бұрын
12:48 lily's garden irl... Never thought I'd see the day 😂
@thehex37915 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I just watched an anime, this is like better than Death Note. Except it's not" -Bijuu mike. Btw Death Note is one of my favorite animes
@caterpillar32755 жыл бұрын
"Watch out for Grandma, okay? They start with the cookies, and end with the... No I'm not gonna finish that..." Oh gosh please don't (14:48)
@visiblyspidy70614 жыл бұрын
"I gave birth to a chicken nuggie and now my ex is so rich that he bought a guccimucci and my nuggie is having a stroke."
@lemoninspace84325 жыл бұрын
No one: Bijuu: DORYS STORY 😆 just keep swimming
@kelonline10605 жыл бұрын
Me: **watching Bijuu's Yandere Simulator videos** Also me: *there should be a 'Yandere-Mike' channel*
@theidi0t5753 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch one of ur vids a LOREAL ad comes on
@JesterLolz5 жыл бұрын
2020: I have no face 2100: Whenever I laugh, Gucci spawns in the bathroom and I sweat mini versions of my dad and I poop tiaras
@chiaisannoying5 жыл бұрын
I actually lol’d at this comment 😂
@m3lan1873 жыл бұрын
Lllooooooolllllllll
@sukisukiwuki5 жыл бұрын
0:47 Plot twist Turns out Caillou has a story on here too
@allykat00474 жыл бұрын
"I have no face" Withered Bonnie: First time?
@Chaotic1083 жыл бұрын
Oh god noooo
@Shining-Shiro5 жыл бұрын
video: i have no face Me: Im dead inside... All is well in the balance of Nature
@kayladippenaar51065 жыл бұрын
But you have springtrap on the outside?
@0aktr5 жыл бұрын
...and a robot on the outside ._.
@notfree88225 жыл бұрын
“I’ve lost my will to live” -Bijuu mike 2020
@mishellehaupt93813 жыл бұрын
Ruby: "I permanently lost the ability to speak Also Ruby: Speaks through whole video
@Cinna_Bell5 жыл бұрын
“She has no face” The girl: *talks the entire time^ Me: bruh.
@duynguyen-ev3fr5 жыл бұрын
There is a voice actor
@Cinna_Bell5 жыл бұрын
Then look at le original video
@lilyv15 жыл бұрын
Her: *Is mute* Also her: I was so mad I was kicking and screaming Me: *visibly confused* Also... The reason that that grandpa is secret bc it anit true
@chewbaccanoodles64204 жыл бұрын
Ur probably right...
@skyflakesluver22504 жыл бұрын
Exactly how can she scream
@creek3884 жыл бұрын
i mean, it never said that she was mute, just that she couldn't talk. so its very possible that she still had vocal cords
@briarford18034 жыл бұрын
17:00 *"I just farted."* .... I don't know why I laughed so hard, I'm so immature-
@---77945 жыл бұрын
okay but like did anyone noticed she said: "to luke, my granddaughters WIFE and the father of my child"... ummmm that story just took another big turn at 18:10