Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film ( REACTION!!! )

[@OCRay1]

Every guy who ever heard this bit memorized the part about men having to stay on the Titanic, and protecting women from dangerous situations. It’s Gold. 🤙🏻

[@eugenegrewing2587]

This must’ve been televised. There wasn’t a single curse word.

[@kck9742]

And yet still hilarious. Proof that you don't need to have gratuitous profanity in every sentence to be funny if you're a good comedian.

[@fdub301]

KCK why do people say ”proof...” as if that means anything? There’s plenty of comedians who curse & plenty who don’t. Mitzi Shore used to not even let comedians curse on stage at the comedy store. What do you need to prove & who are you proving it to?

[@kck9742]

@@fdub301 FFS, is my point really that hard, or are you just being obstinate? So many comedians today curse a lot, and this just shows that this isn't necessary. I'm not a prude or averse to some profanity, btw.

[@eugenegrewing2587]

KCK I’ve seen the unedited version and it’s way funnier.

[@fdub301]

@@kck9742 no, your point isn't hard to understand, it's moronic. & Only a moronic prude would say it. If you weren't a prude then you wouldn't have to tell everybody you aren't one. The reason Bill Burr curses & Jim Gaffigan does not are the same reason, they're being themselves. Which is actually part of being a good comedian, being yourself & finding your own voice. It doesn't matter in a room full of adults whether or not a comedian is using naughty language

[@kens32052]

Too bad the Queen wasn't around to hear this lol. I've just noticed Bill can actually do a bit without cussin.

[@rond5936]

No. It wasn't edited to remove the swear words. It was a completely different performance at a different venue. When you are going to certain venues or tv shows to perform they may sign an agreement with you not to curse since children might be part of their audience.

[@NolmDirtyDan]

Bro you're hands down one of the best reactors on KZbin, keep up the work man, your diversity in your videos is what makes you great

[@iFupTrolls]

He finally saw a happy married man because he got married

[@Byrnzi360]

Titanic: Great, I get to die in clothes I didn’t want to wear, on a cruise ship I didn’t want to be on.

[@clevelandbci9562]

PLEASE do Patrice O'neal "The Nasty Show" WITH Queen. EDIT: I found Part 1, only 2K views from way back, but part 2 is INSANE.

[@charlbrassell2001]

alreadt has

[@clevelandbci9562]

@@charlbrassell2001 I'll look it up, now. Thanks. Didn't have internet for about a month, and apparently i missed everything.

[@charlbrassell2001]

All good I requested it non stop for weeks till they did it ....think freaked them out tho lol

[@peggypenguin4268]

They already did quite awhile ago. 🙂🙂

[@clevelandbci9562]

Did they do Part 2? I found Part 1 (Thanks Charl Brassell). Only had like 2K views too. Part 2 is crazy AF. Mentions like 7 messed up sex positions.

[@mylesc99]

Where's the Queen???

[@d.johnson9957]

I was just about to ask that! Comedy night isn't the same without her.

[@Win-tq2uf]

who's sending them censored versions this shit is like 10 time worse

[@clevelandbci9562]

It was a horror movie for me too. Took a "sure thing" chick to see it. Once that frozen baby popped up, j knew I was getting NONE that night. Me saying "Scoot your fat ass over, Rose" didn't help either.

[@peggypenguin4268]

😂😂😂😂 💀💀

[@kck9742]

No, the divorce rate is about 50%, and has been for a few decades. This is funny considering that Bill actually did get married (to Nia Hill) and they have a little girl.

[@samrulz8231]

50 % is stilll pretty high.

[@crazizzle85]

Im nervous about an inspection I have this weekend, so I need the laughs.

[@DeathMetal13666]

crazizzle85 good luck with the inspection 👊🏽

[@nickm.9726]

If everything's good why worry? Nothing to hide, nothing wrong, nothing to worry about.

[@LilHex20]

Nick M. That’s why he’s worried 😂

[@crazizzle85]

@@LilHex20 heh, it's more that I don't trust everyone else.

[@truckspank656]

@@crazizzle85 What kind of inspection? If it's the old doctors finger up the butt it's not that bad dude

[@Whitesquall123]

L, you said it yourself, Queen won't get in the way of Sunday football, so paying her back with 1 formal night out on a cruise is a fair bargain in my eyes.

[@unboxedcharacter]

About to go see Bill Burr live here in a few months! I'm stoked!!! 😄

[@peggypenguin4268]

I'm getting ready to see Josh Wolf!!!

[@kimstone8532]

Bill Burr speaking the truth as usual.

[@reddragon0243]

Would be really awesome to see some more Brad Williams, like his special titled "Fun Size" It's got like 5,6, or 7 parts of it here on KZbin. Funniest ish I've seen in my life. You'll love it!

[@vicki8042]

What I found divorce rate... 42%-45% 1st marriage, 60% 2nd marriage 73% 3rd marriage

[@ms_scribbles]

I would be a perfect wife for Bill. I hate that shit too. "Hey, you have a day off. Want to go do shit?" Fuck no! I wanna nap! I have few enough days off as it is, I'm not going to spend what little I get entertaining your ass. My mother's like that. Always complaining about how tired she is, but when she has a day off, she always decides to fill it with running around town doing shit. Also, I'm totally cool with getting the same shit as men. Letting someone pay for me is always so embarrassing. You feel like you're being judged, like you're too broke to pay for yourself. Maybe it's more of a neurotic thing than an equality thing, but still...you don't have to pay my way for everything. But for fuck's sake, don't make the offer before we go, then take the offer back once the bill hits the table.

[@michaelholub5027]

That really is the stat, and over 80 percent of Divorces are filed by women, whom currently get all of the benefits. If you're married, keep the queen happy. IF you're not GTFO. Quicky and anonymously as you can.

[@moviegirl1100]

Joe Nichols -- Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

[@NPC-nn4qe]

I want that shirt. Where did you buy that shirt? I WANT THAT FUCKIN' SHIRT!

[@liz_lore]

His divorce statistic is way too high. It’s just less than half of marriages end in divorce. So even if we round that up to 50%, that’s substantially less than the 75% (ie, 3 in 4) that Burr claims.

[@nealdamkjer192]

"Hey man, you wearin' the same shit you had on last video!!! This mf got 5 shirts"..ok I'm stoppin' just fuckin witt ya!

[@guesswho7758]

Speaking of dressing up on a cruise... I am the " cut off jeans, tank tops and flip flops " kinda gal. I went and bought a formal dress for the first time in my life...for a cruise my husband had to go on for work. Long story short. Forgot to buy nice shoes and make-up and jewelry...so I was all dressed up, hating every minute, hair freshly braided on the beach earlier... In a formal gown, flip flops, no make-up, beach hair and a fabulous sunburn. Aaah, memories. 😆 😆 thanks for making me think of that. That was almost 20yrs ago...cut off and flip flops for life. 😃 😆

[@peggypenguin4268]

Bet you where the most beautiful lady there!!! 🙂🙂

[@joshuamcdowell1460]

Women actually make the same per hour as men. They don't want equal pay for equal work. They want to make the same as men while working roughly half the hours. So they actually want to be paid more per hour. I worked a 2 day project at a factory in town through a temp agency and got paid more in 2 days than my wife would make in a 2 week period at the same payrate at a fast food joint. But somehow she still considers herself a full time employee.

[@davidreynolds5519]

Garfunkel and Oates- This Party Took A Turn For The Douche

[@leslie8888]

Bill Hicks was big in the 1980s until his death in his 40s. Incredible!

[@JTStonne]

Everyone who knows me, know you can't argue with me on a phone. I hang up and ignore further calls.

[@scottpool4777]

In the Philippines when they marry they are married for life catholic yes you got it looked at on the website seriously God bless🇵🇭

[@kajemi2]

Love the videos. But y'all need to get another chair. I noticed when it's you and the Queen you're on a folding chair. But keep doing these.

[@JustOneSue]

You should check out some old school Jerry Lewis on the Colgate Comedy Hour from the 1950's. He was a hot mess! TMG Fam!💙💙🙌😂

[@1bossofbosses]

Hmmm he said Avondale is this from OHIO southside?

[@thesingleequestrian413]

My side of the conversation would have been nothing but bleeps

[@HalkerVeil]

Except women and children first is not a thing anymore.

[@CKT1249]

Eye see the Queen don’t like Bill burr’s comedic views on women

[@eduardoestudillo9276]

I think it’s like 50-60 percent divorce rate

[@illadvyzd7111]

That shit, that punchline was hilarious bro lmfao

[@romemedina4712]

Man: Don't worry, I've always supported feminism and equality. Woman: Bring back that life boat!

[@stretchwith]

The 2nd half of Titanic is gut wrenching.

[@ChefDuJour78]

Every man is gangsta until his wife makes him wear a tux on a cruise 🤪

[@UnoCoolDaddyo]

That was funny as hell. Goin to brunch reminded me of my ex, especially the way he talked like a ditsy broad...LMAO. Nephew Tommy is a crazy mofo. Love it man. Great video.

[@NewYawkahBroad]

I LOVE him! Seen him a few times in NYC. LOVE seeing him at Caroline's! He gets away with stuff NO ONE else can! Listen to his podcast when his wife, Nia, is on! She's even funnier!

[@jesusarbizo5619]

You should react to Chris Redd fighting in Chicago on this isnt happing

[@lukeevans7605]

react to welcome to prison by OneFour youll get a massive australian following

[@guardiananger1641]

7:29 Let's just focus for a while on that guy who just started to clap, right after seeing an enthusiastic reaction from his girlfriend ))

[@TheSighphiguy]

well brunch is way before football starts. 10-11 am. at least on the east coast. i guess it could interfere on the west coast a bit.

[@SteezLouise]

but what if your team is playing in London????!!!!!!?

[@jonjones420]

Come on L I just watched 5 scary ghost stories man I’m still thinking about that video

[@illadvyzd7111]

I came here to chill! Same way brudda 😄

[@lawrenceeason8007]

Anthony Jeselnik please!

[@blakebradshaw205]

Dude rect Linkin park slipknot last cry for help

[@bkurtz8770]

that's not a red Solo cup shame on you

[@benb4343]

Still waitin on that Theo Von - me & daryl Strawberry reaction🤞

[@lynnhoffman247]

Where is the Queen these days?!?

[@kck9742]

I love the idea of brunch, but it's ridiculously overpriced. I can make eggs benedict and bloody marys at home for much less.

[@nickm.9726]

Like most things in life, if you're willing to do some manual work, it always costs way less.

[@YashayahTheAlmighty]

Fleafails are garbage

[@brandonjodrey2319]

Yes Differently

[@cheryljohnson733]

This guy is so funny!!!

[@mcgee227]

70%

[@dianeritthaler7792]

Hilarious 😂

[@hmslovesmonkeys1403]

i have surgery on monday for them to take out the feeding tube i have now and put a new one in in another place so i need something to take my mind off of it so thank you

[@clevelandbci9562]

Good luck!!!

[@mattfontenot8100]

love ya chanel

[@murphymurf6581]

He is so funny

[@mickid3705]

Hilarious

[@Angela.M21]

No it isn't

[@mindfulsolutions9406]

React to lavell crawford

[@hollyh7924]

That’s not the stat! 😂😂

[@MrNumber1ukfan]

I’m telling you. You and queen need to listen to Roy d Mercer

[@peggypenguin4268]

They have. 🙂🙂

[@experiencingthings6393]

React to Trevor Noah- some accents are scary

[@seasickviking]

You have seen it. I guarantee that. If it's on 'Just For Laughs', its going to be recycled material. The Just For Laughs shows take place in Canada, sometimes in Montreal or Ontario, and are strictly meant for crowd favorites. Its literally meant to be a Stand-Up Comedian's version of a Greatest Hits album.

[@Awood2207]

The Matthews Fam, I don't know if you done these yet, but you need to react to the Comedy Central Roasts done by both Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo (and other roasters on that). If you think Daniel Tosh and Anthony Jezelnik are dark and horrible...just hear those two roast celebrities and you'll laugh your ass off.

[@1magdaleno]

Dude, you know you only laughing this hard cuz Queen is not right next to you. Guarantee this would be a much different reaction from you 🤣

[@scabbarae]

Damn that was a funny phone call. If you like prank phone calls, check out Longmont Potion Castle - "Clown Motel".

[@chrisdumas112]

dude you gotta check out "DR. Horrible's sing along blog"

[@jacelampley316]

Check out jay Hickman boat ride or playing truck driver or any stand ups of his they are hilarious he’s kinda like Ron white

[@zacharytrevillian2409]

I dont drink or eat at my computer. How about lighting one up where its legal? You should add that FAM

[@mantrile]

Tennessee Titans logo on your armchair? Code Blue bro! Titan Up!

[@garrysutherland8571]

My wife yells at me all the time cuz all I wear is work boots and jeans. We went on a cruise so all I brought was shorts and flip flops which felt super weird to wear lol. But then she was like o we gotta dress fancy for this night. 🤦‍♂️

[@jeanninedoyle9523]

Young people don’t want to work on marriage. It’s hard!

[@apexpredator1699]

Ok boomer

[@nickm.9726]

@@apexpredator1699 Ok millennial kid

[@apexpredator1699]

Nick M. Someone’s salty. Also I’m not a millennial nor a kid.

[@nickm.9726]

@@apexpredator1699 Then comment something intelligent.

[@nickm.9726]

@@apexpredator1699 Figure from a man who's a baby boomer I'd expect more intelligent replies.

[@kratoscallofduty]

The last stat I saw was 60% divorce...but that was probably 5 years ago. *And I'm pretty sure L has no clue when brunch is. Lol

[@flossy7258]

I miss Queen, l hope all is well. Y'all feel like family to me 💗

[@luckycharmer82]

Recently subscribed and I am really enjoying y'all's videos!

[@sally-notsosilent]

Brunch on sunday: "Thank god for Queen, she don't do that".. looks in camera, .."on a sunday"..xD

[@racheljamie1]

You should do the blue collar comedy tour embarrassing photos.

[@kateluxor2986]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I needed the laughs because I have an appointment with my doctor in the morning and I'm very nervous about. I still can't get over that Nephew Tommy prank call. 😂😂😂

[@Menhtrol]

I have watches way to much Bill Burr to ever step foot on a cruise ship...

[@jpteknoman]

i don't remember who said it, maybe Bill in another show, that had Rose stayed on the boat, Jack would be alive at the end of the movie because he wouldn't have to waste time and energy trying to keep her alive. but the scene when she jumps off the boat to be with him sooooo romantic

[@georgeprchal3924]

The Dan LeBatard Show did the best analysis of Titanic.

[@jeanninedoyle9523]

Hang up and call your lawyer...here it comes

[@nathantjarks8087]

He was getting smooth with that lady! She was actually thinking about it!

[@mrsmokey1537]

React to The Legal Torture Chamber - McKamey Manor by ScareTheater

[@mrjamestown93]

George Carlin - Cultural Issues you will love it!

[@BigB9778]

Check out the harley Quinn princess rap battle that just came out like a week ago

[@kingintuition4818]

Lmfao facts dressing up on a cruise 😭💀 you just do it cuz they want to!

[@jackx4767]

You should react to Izmo and the many meanings of the word ass.

[@rons3634]

This is the sanitized version. bummer

[@monkeyboy2glataa381]

Yo, you people that view the vid, leave a like and sub damn. Much love bro

[@noconaroubideaux9423]

Can we get a Snotty Nose Rez Kids reaction fam? It's necessary.

[@moviegirl1100]

Brad Paisley -- Ticks

[@hollyh7924]

Avondale? Is that in Alabama?

[@victoriaedward1198]

Can you react to bad meets evil livestream