Bill Cosby Drugs

[@DevSodDribble]

This is exactly why I never got into drugs; Bill broke it down for me when I was 9 years old, in 1983.

[@HMM265GS]

"But the biggest one is the cocaine." "Yeeeooowww!!!" "There they go!" Best line in the whole thing.

[@Esotereclectic]

"You say 'cocaine' and people say 'Yeuuuugghhhhh!.....I'll do a few liiiiines!".

[@mariskacandice890]

There they go!

[@mariskacandice890]

I said, Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?

[@mariskacandice890]

Now here’s the funny part! While this is going on, the guy next to him is going, hey, man, pass that over!

[@antonhosley9750]

heelarious

[@mkorabik1]

"Am I falling out of this chair?" I can't thitnk of anything more spot on of what a stoned person would actually say

[@CausticGrasp]

Never once seen anybody act like that on Marijuana. Must've just been your generation

[@dannygreen592]

​@@CausticGrasp ok there edge lord lol.

[@CausticGrasp]

@@dannygreen592 wrong word In the wrong context

[@theholygamer969]

"Am I walking?" "Yes." "Well, then why aren't the buildings approaching me?"

[@zanerichter3806]

He was straight geekin on stage and just made it his act... LEGEND

[@josephvail6749]

"But the biggest one...is the cocaine." (YOW!) "There they go!"

[@SciTrekMan]

Cough, cough, Choke, choke Hack, hack .. Hey, man, pass that over here!

[@ThrashMetallix]

"But the biggest one...is the cocaine." *pause* "YAOW!" "There they go!!" Still makes me laugh to this day.

[@Dragontamer135]

Me too by the way I like your profile picture

[@exnyer72]

Same!

[@naciremagangster]

this doesn't stop me from smoking at all its just a funny accurate portrayal

[@Blondie42]

The last line of this is my favorite from this whole show. 😂

[@Madcapredcap]

I think this would have been a more effective warning against drugs than all of those PSAs.

[@SteFannyScott]

My dad had all the Bill Cosby tapes, so I started listening to his sketches when I was about 5? And he always skipped this sketch! Wish he hadn't, I love Bill :)

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

"I don't take drugs. I give drugs" Bill Cosby

[@JeremyForest]

This is the first time that I've heard him say "asshole" on stage. I was laughing so hard when I saw this clip. Hilarious! One of the greatest television stand up comedy shows of all time.

[@NickFilmReviews]

Da Bill Cosby's drug is da Puddin' Pop with da puddin da zooba zabba pops!

[@embracinglogic1744]

Which is worse: Bill Cosby on drugs or drugs on Bill Cosby? Yikes!

[@tr6752]

Funniest shut from him! Just his face alone is enough for a good laugh. Truly a classic!

[@vidhead85]

I went over to the burger king window and the guy took a piece of beef and put it on the grill I said Wow....then he flipped it and it was all brown...I said far out...then he put it between two pieces on the bread...and the guy ate it!!!! Loved it! I heard this when I was younger and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing, now I know!

[@1355lovers]

LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING ESPECIALLY WHEN HE PRETENDS TO BE A HIGH PERSON LAUGHING lol

[@Broadwaygirl01]

"YAOW!!" "There they go!" LOVE that bit!! That's my favorite part in this drug story.

[@MoonGaurd]

When he said asshole, thats the first time I have EVER heard him curse!

[@eyehatefarcebook11]

2:00...What a funny fucked up voice. This still cracks me up 35 years later, I used to have the cassette tape of this. I still think it's funny regadless of what Cosby was convicted of. You cannot take away his legendary humor. He has brought joy to many, but the preponderance of evidence got him in the end. God bless him. He made it to 80 years old at the least.

[@earl77]

Great routine, was anyone else shocked that he said "asshole" near the end? I thought that he never swore in his comedy. Funny how Eddie Murphy said in his 1987 routine "Raw" that Cosby called him up at home and told him that his comedy was too dirty.

[@CrazyTuco1]

+stan smith Rarely did he use cuss words. Innuendo occasionally, he had a reputation of being very clean, an amazing cover for his seedier habits. However this was a great joke on so many levels, one of which is making the joke a million times more impactful and hopefully teaching a lesson. Obviously he did do a lot of good and make a lot of people happy and you can't wipe that out. Be interested to see what develops.

[@VideoMask93]

Later on he has a whole routine about how his father called him "JESUS CHRIST" and his brother "Dammit" (or "Lookdammit" in his book Fatherhood).

[@joho294]

This comment was funnier then the whole act tbh

[@azurekate_]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA the dude at the cocaine part XDD "YOW!!!" "there they go!" ahahahahah i almost died XDD

[@FaytLinegod]

Bill Cosby is living proof that you don't have to curse excessively to be hilarious.

[@dnt9217]

2:44-3:21 I said "Oh wow!!!" Got to love that voice!!!

[@Levanark]

Im in college right now and most all of stand up by Bill Cosby still very much applies and is still very very funny, Great Stand up

[@ThrashMetallix]

"But the biggest one.....is the cocaine." [pause] "YAAAOOOWW!!" "There they go!" laughed so hard when I saw that

[@666VickyPollard]

"... now you´re body doesn´t want it, so it starts to kick it, whether you wanna hold it or not..." I laugh so hard every time I see this. Bill is just so great! Thumbs up!

[@superbrobor6458]

But drinking is fine, because the government lets me do it.

[@X3R0NZ]

Yep, I watched this back in high school years ago for the drugs part of health class. Very good

[@RoboCorpse3000]

"They get stoned, then they become paranoid." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@joes0406]

I was the old days....drugs were everywhere.

[@jamesoverby5095]

The title of this video is what caught my attention. Where can I attain these "Bill Cosby Drugs"?

[@grtiarde9768]

It's called The Semantics and Poor Grammar. Don't tell anyone I sent you.

[@fabio-vb7xu]

***** Yeah, i wanted to pop a little Bill Cosby and just chill and i didn't find shit.

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

in your drink

[@Chuckler127]

@James Overby - Go on a date with Mr. Cosby.

[@spehizle]

only someone who's been high would know how to do this act. Much respect, Bill!

[@forcebwitya]

He's too good at acting this out to have not partaken himself

[@kaileighsdad86]

"But the biggest one is the cocaine......YOWWWWW.....There they go!!!!!!" Love it one of the best parts of this stand up session pure live comedy at its finest......

[@HearingEveryRhyme]

He sounds like Towelie when he does the laughing part.

[@hermanliisgod1]

that's one of the only times i've ever heard him swear

[@yoshifanforlife]

"and the guy ate it!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@muffinman182]

haha bill cosby is classic! watchin his stand up high is too much to handle haha this man is timeless...

[@MrNobody425]

LSD was giving me a bad trip once and I happened upon a Bill Cosby retrospective on TV and it helped somehow. To my drug addled mind, he represented the archetype of "The Father", as in, EVERYONE'S father, as he spilled out of the television and unto the floor. I fucking love drugs.

[@smoke3571985]

i remember laughing so hard at this when i first seen it years ago i couldn't breath lol

[@TrainSounds]

And he is behind the slammer

[@jimbailey5681]

Bill prefers downers

[@FoxandHart]

The part where he says "Hey man pass that over." He's looking to his right, meaning that it's getting passed to the left. Just thought I'd point that out. ^_^

[@jamierose9095]

That's proper weed ettiquite.

[@TheyCallMeD]

zippity zoppity zoop!

[@josejalipenio4860]

the uncontrollable laughing come's to me without the weed

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

"...and I said to a guy, I said 'tell me, what is about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?' and the guy said 'well, it intensifies your personality' ... and I said 'yes ... but what if you're an asshole?' lost it at that

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

then about 6 seconds later "YEEEEOOOWW!" guy again, LMFAO!

[@Dragontamer135]

Me too

[@1gr8lady]

I totally agree with jt8900110. This is classy humor without vulgarity and it is hilarious! Gotta' love Bill Cosby! BTW, I love the grandiloquent word. New one on me. Love it!

[@Bonzibuddy4ever2]

Bill Cosby comedian of the year all years.

[@adoboawesome]

Zibbidy Bobbity-Bop Zib-Zob-Zoom

[@nolanmaisey]

her I go, down the slope ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDDY BOP

[@adoboawesome]

what do ya think can-dee is mayd owt ovv??

[@nolanmaisey]

adoboawesome POKEMON

[@adoboawesome]

What the fuck are we doing with our lives

[@nolanmaisey]

adoboawesome the best thing possible

[@jeremyschrock]

not to mention Jello pudding pops are fucking awesome when you're stoned

[@OAleathaO]

"It intensifies your personality." -- "Yes, but what if you're an @$$hole?" lol

[@ngobleus]

"Aaaaaahhahaaaaa....no wait a minute, wait a minute.....I went over to the.....ooooooooOOOOOoooohhh...." That gets me every time.

[@fionamorel]

Oh geez....*gasps with laughter* Someone should show this to kids in high school

[@mungui1]

GOD!! I loved the movie! HE IS A FREAKING LEGEND!

[@Shiba643]

And I think the fact he decided to use it at the end really lit the fuse on the last line.

[@JamesEvil9]

As much as i hate to admit it,he's got stoners nailed.Still funny after all these years.

[@mikepatrick5909]

1:53 That's me the first time I smoked grass..lol

[@HHLucifer666]

Best pot high ever

[@trippychill]

Man Bill sure seems to know what taking a good hit is like.

[@callmediz794]

Hes gone now but his spirit lives on! *RIP*

[@anglaismoyen]

I'll have what he's having.

[@criztu]

roofies!

[@lukaurlic6169]

Something like that you cannot have, you must be born with it. Sorry. :)

[@annetteelliott1494]

I can watch him for hours.....😁😁😁😁😁

[@netsurferx1]

You've just seen the only time Bill Cosby ever cursed on stage. Trufax!

[@cwpo1973]

@MoonGaurd not swearing much makes his use of "asshole" as part of a punchline that much more effective, surprising.

[@brittney05B]

I cant agree with you more! He's such a classic.

[@irvinetustin]

This is the best anti-drug video I've ever seen. I remember seeing it when I was a kid. I'm in my forties now and I've never done drugs and I have no regrets.

[@tpeters85]

when he does that whole burger king bit, he sounds like he's doing his flava flav impression

[@joehungry100]

bill cosby ...... there will never be another just like him :3

[@speedoflife4003]

13 women didn't ask him to pass it over...

[@NewFalconerRecords]

This man is the greatest ever. There is nothing he can do that isn't funny. Ohhh, except for the later seasons of "The Cosby Show" (cringe cringe!). Still love his stand up stuff though. All of his old vinyl records from the 1960s and 70s stand up a treat to this day.

[@TheSaneHatter]

That sums up my experiences with drug-users, in a nutshell!

[@Fermion.]

I like how this is really an anti-drug bit, but he's not condescending about it. This is true comedic genius here folks. He can make druggies and squares laugh at the same thing, while still getting his personal message across.

[@Sirromnad]

I love getting stoned but this is hilarious. I cough just like that.

[@iamme4153]

Yup, he's totally still alive, i'm working his show in NY next week!

[@WeaslysWizardWeezes]

ummm guys...Bill Cosby isn't dead

[@mkuik]

Bill Cosby at his finest.. lol that was so funny and i remember watching that as a kid.

[@Nick-dc3vv]

Gee, I wonder how Bill knows so much about drugs

[@Wiromax3]

He's probably checking if he did remember to bring his own stash, in the right jacket pocket.

[@Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Its not an anti-drug bit, he's just joking about drugs dude

[@posthumanoid]

COSBY TEAM TRIOSBY smokes all the time and never gets paranoid. I'm defensive Cosby, ya seeeee Theo.

[@kirisamevt]

I need to show this to my health teacher at my High School and make her show it to the other students she has.

[@MrCitizenH]

Hearing Bill Cosby say the word "asshole" still blows my mind.

[@TheTallMan50]

He also said "shit" listen closely

[@TheStoneyPony]

hey man, pass that over, this is LMAO funny. Love it, Paranoid, who me??? LOL

[@MolotovCTail]

I probably shouldn't have had a mouthful of water when I was watching this.

[@fionamorel]

Oh gosh i died during this..ahahah! he's such a good actor

[@LongshoremanX]

I love that coughing haha

[@bishop_98]

Lords of Acid brought me to 1:32

[@NickLordiYT]

Turn on the sweat machine

[@mikep6399]

best part while you doing that person next to you say hey man pass that over

[@jdmans]

Drugging people and ruining careers - two great hobbies -ask Janis Ian and 39 others

[@THCmore4me1]

no one asks me to pass it over cause I always bring enough bongs for everyone

[@Indyla96]

I said far out! kkk luved he´s voice..and a guy eat it

[@PivotMasterES]

hes actually hella genuinely funny

[@intrestedinallthings]

This is what they should show in health class. The one on drinking too.

[@DannyBoy443]

This new YT interface is almost perfect. Almost

[@kjames475]

dont get much better than this!!!!

[@jingodable]

I wish for a comedy day on stage. King Of

[@DeathMetalEmoGuy]

Lmao. The laughing part was like my first monster energy LMAO

[@catolog96]

"Now the biggest one is the cocaine" "YOW!" "There they go!"

[@Sonnera]

@jazzfusionforall That's my favorite line!