Bill Hader Enters The New Yorker Caption Contest | The New Yorker

[@stephaniemccullough2290]

“It’s a toaster. The man’s insane.”

[@lovelyyolk9066]

Impressive that this comment didn't have a single reply

[@SuberDuberUberEvan]

@@lovelyyolk9066 YOU RUINED IT.

[@Roneish1996]

@@SuberDuberUberEvan as did you and I.

[@wormcrimetime2890]

I love how hard he’s trying to make them wholesome

[@PatrickKeating]

"Oh, this looks like a fun time!"

[@blahblahblahEMILY]

new york's hottest club is "dad...?"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Just, dad. Like who’s saying that, y’know?

[@schnitzeldog2000]

Emily Ash yes yes yes yes yes I’ve got just the place

[@mattbowden1981]

That’s my favorite Stefon skit

[@BigHoffa]

This club has everything. Giant needles, table-dancing business people, some guy watering a toaster...

[@emmarodden7178]

reminded me of “new york’s hottest club is *looks around*… Kevin?”

[@Megadextrious]

I liked the “another painting of Boots” implying that the man has several paintings of this cat. Like if we were to pull out of frame further back we would see his entire house filled with cat paintings

[@JA-ev7om]

But it was a giant cat looking into the window.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@JA-ev7om Bill Hader knew that. That's why he stated "you see that's a painting not a--" presumably he went on to say "not a window".

[@lizziebooth5397]

"Oh, that looks like a fun time..."

[@HotStrange]

Lizzie Booth Best line.

[@Loohoo30H3]

Maybe it’s just my crush speaking, but i’m laughing the whole time

[@TheCentralflorida]

Definitely your crush speaking if you're laughing.

[@TheCentralflorida]

@@fodads he is a great comedian so I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought that.

[@MikeM-pk6zq]

It's your crush. This was pretty bad.

[@Ghost_Token]

@@MikeM-pk6zq shhh

[@priyachoudhary9896]

saaaaame.

[@iceb0xd]

"Its a toaster. The man's insane." Made me laugh

[@Emmad172]

The “dad..?” One made me laugh

[@butcherboy2008]

Kevin?

[@jonasdash]

"Dad..." and "So we meet again" were my faves. Love that quirky out there sense of humor

[@DeathnoteBB]

JonasDash “So we meet again” was also one of my faves. That and the whole “‘Ronny! Giving my son a bath!’ A toaster. The man’s insane.” bit

[@butcherboy2008]

New York's hottest club is Cartoon Cliché Of A Desert Island. This place has everything. Palm trees. Dominatrices. Creepy clowns...

[@mattsullivan8996]

hahahah

[@keplergelotte7207]

MTV's Dan Cortese...

[@KitC916]

Roman J. Israel, Esq.

[@nina5473]

midgets painted blue, bobbing in the ocean trying to stay afloat

[@cecei2955]

Dan cortese

[@niradgupta4075]

Get Mulaney to do captions. He wrote most of Hader's funniest stuff on SNL.

[@Magooch86]

Gee really? No one ever mentions that.

[@Exayevie]

Came down to make the same request!

[@aidanl2324]

Nirad Gupta Was jus about to recommend that too!

[@folbfolb]

That tall child will absolutely ace this contest

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

Magooch86 The one where The New Yorker didn't really... 😆

[@ChatMort69420]

He’s just in a sweatshirt and jeans and he looks adorable. Amazing.

[@ChatMort69420]

@Dr. Loomis Is it shameful for how talented someone is to be part of why you're attracted to them? I wasn't aware that someone's appearance is the only correct factor in regard to something as subconscious and complex as attraction. And yeah, I wouldn't have ever known he exists if he wasn't famous lol

[@francescalbaines]

“C’mon Don, it’s Bryan Adams”

[@shahn78]

Still not funny

[@NESherv]

That was my favorite one.

[@patrickblee473]

1:15 "The commute's rough, but you can't beat that view!"

[@themoviedealers]

"I can't believe how far out we had to go to get an apartment under $2K."

[@hadntfilms1991]

Lol. That beats mine “Honey, look at that balloon. Doesn’t it look like earth?”

[@jay4sizzle]

The Movie Dealers I’m pretty sure that’s the original punchline. Maybe “So maybe the commute’s a little far, but at least we’re close to the Subway and the price is right.”

[@DarkShines86]

The one with the guy watering the toaster: “I think you’re supposed to plug it in first.”

[@Fixided]

Umm Brian... water, *then* toaster.

[@xfakexhappyx]

I was thinking that too

[@elianalynn6254]

hahahahaha

[@DeathnoteBB]

No that’s his son

[@jackoc4023]

this is the most applicable to the new yorker style and bill hader doesnt even know that he nailed it, which makes it even more perfect

[@katiesugrue3780]

bill hader is the only one allowed to wear jeans and i repeat, the only one. *chefs kiss*

[@iancarter7044]

Katie Sugrue huh

[@jonas_hulse]

r/gatekeeping

[@mbb720]

"I don't want to do a whole history of comedy right now for everybody, but that's pretty good!" I laughed so hard at that part.

[@timmyb8353]

I love that I've watched so many of these and each actor takes so long to explain the joke or review the scene. Bill Hader is just, "I got this" And I SO want to know the story of the Dom and the Clown now.

[@teamdarcy9]

"Dad" lmao I lost it!

[@meng-chichang3097]

I actually like his captions. 😂

[@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

1:36 "The real estate agent *did* say it was near a subway."

[@pinkstrad]

Please have John Mulaney do this as soon as possible

[@haydenpetersen7066]

“So we meet again”, that’s cool that Bill has read the Far Side comic with the desert island, the guy, and the duck.

[@iz7140]

i need to be held as carefully and wholesomely as he folds back those pages

[@iamshea1]

0:26 I said I needed those numbers, don't give me the corporate song and dance again.

[@wiloply]

they were all so funny xD i love how he thinks outside the box and the captions are something we wouldnt expect. "Dad...?" and "So we meet again" and the painting of boots were my favourites"

[@21bpball]

0:42" Wow Karen that's quite the defense mechanism"

[@avabliss3186]

1:24 we did tell the real estate agent we needed more space...

[@kuteken6312]

best one so far!

[@k4eru20]

i thought i was gonna die at "so we meet again" so inexplicably dadaist I love it

[@bugsbits9844]

Toaster one: “you have to plug it in first”

[@BassClefEly]

Dad...?

[@iainjames03]

"Kevin...?"

[@Dancerama6]

“See it’s funny because any one of them could be saying this”

[@jamilabrownie]

This is Peter McCallister. The faaather.

[@my_name_taken]

My wife said if I take good care of the toaster, I can get a Prius.

[@danapgar327]

Moon Cartoon - "It's a little outside the city, but it still has good Subway access."

[@tylercastro3493]

I would love to see him hijack someone's tinder account for the vanity fair segments they do.

[@mattthomas9974]

For the desert island one: "Can I take back my third wish?"

[@RobotJeeg]

"So we meet again" is pure genius!

[@NeuroHead]

"C'mon ,Don, it's Bryan Adams!" This one is so perfect lmao!!

[@Ind3mnity]

0:08 Mr Albert, be honest, does this make me look like a tiny doctor?

[@olyakostromina3265]

The "dad.." and "so we met again" ones were really good

[@wiggy8912]

Not even Bill Hader can make New Yorker comics funny.

[@criskp6861]

This comment is funnier than New Yorker comics

[@k4eru20]

i beg to differ see "so we meet again"

[@grafficmars]

“dad”

[@AtticusDragon]

Lol slam dunk.

[@fairlyregretful]

2:03 me seeing Bill Hader

[@tell.me.mor.]

No one: Bill after turning the page: Oh this looks like a fun time!

[@robh7800]

“Dad...” was the funniest comic I’ve ever seen

[@MassacreVegan]

“So we meet again” was brilliant.

[@gdasilva3531]

The doctor one: "The other option is a suppository"

[@diegooliveirabenjamin]

That toaster one, my God Mr. Hader is good!

[@lehnrik]

Could also have been " It did'nt put let lotion on it's skin, so..."

[@matrixphijr]

lehnrik No... no it couldn’t.

[@SparkySINN]

Hosing down my wife

[@sofiahughes4686]

No one: Bill: That looks like a fun time

[@buggowuggo8113]

“Well this looks like a fun time!”

[@KyuuKirigaya]

0:40 yall notice how he turned the page SOFTLY???

[@maximillianosaben]

"I should have mentioned that therapy is only my hobby."

[@StrawberryFeildsforNever]

Maximillian Osaben that’s brilliant

[@tariks8636]

Psychiatrists: we have a problem Woman: tell me about it

[@kuteken6312]

@@tariks8636 yes! that's it!

[@FD_and_B]

that Dad thing is funnier than any actual New Yorker cartoon i've ever seen

[@sonicpebble]

For the "dad" cartoon he should have written: "It's..." (yeah.. A Monty Python reference for those old enough to get it.)

[@dielaughing73]

Perfect

[@jonjaquez]

You can't win em all Bill

[@WizardGlik]

What was the one he won again?

[@MemberBerry-cu9qi]

@@WizardGlik life. he won at life.

[@brandonhern]

@@WizardGlik Barry. SuperBad. Documentary Now.

[@timacree7177]

really? I thought this was brilliant. He is F'ing hilarious.

[@TwiPrime]

@@brandonhern Don't forget my heart.

[@inthemixx8664]

Couple in Space: "Did we remember to shut the garage...?"

[@punkivy9776]

Lol, the editing for the toaster bit!

[@samaraisnt]

RIGHT! I cant believe no one even mentioned it they made it brilliant.

[@JessBessTess]

The "Dad..." one had me crying!!

[@caitlinlaing763]

1:07 is the most wholesome thing ever

[@mr.mini-kiminikui3718]

“Oh this looks like a fun time!” Although it’s said like twice- he says it exactly like the first time the second time it makes it seem like he’s said it over and over again- that’s just me isn’t it?

[@Mylo8328]

“Dad...?” Comedy gold

[@melbrannam3168]

The last one was pretty good

[@JoakimKanon]

2:16 ”Really? THAT’s your third wish?”

[@pedterson]

1:16 "Unobstructed view of the oceans" wasn't a typo after all.

[@DannyHouk]

Solid.

[@LC-le9ew]

pedterson 😻

[@RMtex]

pedterson has always

[@jackalvonstone250]

2:17 "So you jumped to conclusions too, huh?"

[@burbanpoison2494]

1:56 "Need... Water! Only have... A twenty!" "Sorry, buddy. Two drink minimum."

[@williamwolfe8708]

First one, large hypodermic: "The good news, Mr. Jones, is that there's no co-pay" or "Please bend over Mr. Jones, one shot is usually enough".

[@Quacks0]

1:44: "Mr. Herriot, about that new pet-food supplement..."

[@inthemixx8664]

Guys in Bar: "Look Dale, a Bar Crawl..." "Enough with the puns John, let's help him up..."

[@amarmot3635]

Hader=brilliant.

[@RosssRoyce]

1:36 “one stop of the Underground and we are on a honeymoon. “😝

[@MrNSup]

So we meet again lol

[@carmium]

Giant cat: "Louie, do me a favor: go outside and tell me what's looking in my window."

[@Amberoniii]

for the toaster " you're supposed to plug it in john"

[@Sethclement96]

no one underrated comment

[@brookjohnson8216]

Bill Hader, you are a comic genius that is fun to watch pretty much all the time. Glad to see you took a recovery break on this video. Look forward to seeing you the next time your funny.

[@JulianGrayMedia]

"so we meet again" killed me.

[@smartpig555119]

For the first one, all I could think of was: "...You should see my rectal thermometer..."

[@mooalijasmine]

So We Meet Again seemed like the legit one of the bunch that coulda gotten in!

[@inthemixx8664]

The Cat in Window: "Ah...Willy...Yeah, this is Jake, ah...those pills you gave me definitely weren't Tylenol..."

[@timsheehan1541]

dancing on the table. "Do you have a problem with my style of management style"

[@Sarah-cl4qr]

1:05-1:14 I actually started laughing so hard I had to pause the video!

[@RLucas3000]

Loved the “So we meet again.”!

[@promic7330]

I LOVE Bill Hader! All the best jokes need to be explained!

[@themoviedealers]

Bill Hader looks like a fun time.

[@hannahw6063]

"Dad" is the best caption ever Also his handwriting

[@emmagrove6491]

Nice to see that even Bill Hader has trouble captioning the cartoons.

[@StrawberryFeildsforNever]

2:29 “we’ve been hiding for 30minutes I think we win now” “I told you we couldn’t all hide in the same spot” “We forgot to pick a seeker”

[@Haggisdog]

Wow those are as funny as most of the original captions. He's a naturally funny guy.

[@hebbyjohns3797]

“Oh this looks like a fun time”

[@Dancerama6]

If he wants to do this 24/7 I’d definitely appreciate that.

[@champton911]

1. So how was the prom? 2. Sorry Frank. Someone had to get tagged out first. 3. Go on. You were saying growing up you didn’t feel safe...

[@jennys.2440]

I love this!

[@BunnyMan456]

The painting joke was good.

[@jasonabraham-yt]

1:55 "Sorry sir. We have a 'no shoes, no service' policy"

[@fableagain]

So we meet again had me in stitches haha

[@williamwolfe8708]

cat one: "Yes, 100 gallons of Kibble -- quickly please."

[@rosebyanyname]

2:00 - Food! Water! Atmosphere!

[@Grayham4]

"Giant herpademic... "

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

Probably the best one yet (next to the kid, too wholesome)

[@emilymcguire8404]

I just... I mean, I just think, that Bill, is the cutest and most precious, adorable person on planet earth and I’d do anything to protect this amazing human being😭♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@avabliss3186]

0:54 GET DOWN LINDA! THIS NERF GUN BATTLE HAS GOTTEN REALLY OUT OF CONTROL