Replacing the 'Ol Knee | Bill Engvall

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

That look on his face throughout this whole set is just priceless. True and utter befuzzlement.

[@dilbertjunkmail]

Wife and I saw him years ago in Newberry SC. One of the best entertainment nights of our lives. He has a set of new material I've never seen recorded on uTube about a trip to Africa sitting among Gorillas that absolutely cracks me up. I'd pay to hear that same show again. He's totally under rated as a Comedian and presets some of the most family friendly humor available. This nations needs a dose of Bill Engvall daily!

[@DavidLucas-oj6ju]

I actually stayed in Newberry SC it was very nice place

[@jeniw8586]

This retired nurse lost it with "Do you have pets?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelmcdonald4639]

😂😂😂😂😂😂, totally laugh my butt off

[@jimlove2805]

Yes. It could have been worse. She could have forgotten to deflate the balloon before removing the catheter.

[@willislemer3594]

I'm a nurse aide and you wouldn't believe the amount of confused people pull their's out

[@davidrichards6974]

That's what the prostate guy said~ Bill 😜😁😅

[@janfuger1517]

As an RN who has had a lot of students and new grads around her, you never do something you've never done before and you never tell the patient you've never done that. I went to the school of, "see one, do one, teach one." When you "do one," someone is to be watching you.

[@youmustcreateachanne]

It's comedy.

[@docrichardson7034]

That is how we teach in the Navy

[@hummingbird9221]

I've taught several new nurses as well. I think he's taking a little poetic license in his skit. No...we NEVER say "I've never done this."

[@gferguson33]

Ooo I do that sometimes just to mess with the patients. Lol especially the ones who are acting like a-holes in the ER. We all know what I’m talking about lol.

[@70sstreetracergal61]

Had both mine replaced twice....last time went to see the surgeon, asked him to please pick up the magazine I dropped. He went to bend over and glanced back JUST in time, missed kicking his ass by a feather. Dammit. LOL Just wanted to show him how good they were working finally!!! Since he screwed up the first surgery. 😁 Missed him by THATTTTTT much. 😱

[@70sstreetracergal61]

John Boultadakis Hey i could walk again and that is a good thing!!! They creak in the cold and dont ever need to watch the weather channel... my knees tell me whats gonna happen and maybe should NOT of jumped out of perfectly good planes for fun when younger but damn it was amazing. 👍🏻

[@AnonYmous-qg4ph]

You had your knee replaced or your catheter?

[@70sstreetracergal61]

Anon Ymous Was both my knees and thank goodness and pray never, ever have a catheter again.😳

[@pearllee601]

😆

[@bojaxon7835]

I can't wait for the rest of the story to come out.

[@MomoXAnn]

I would love to see him and Gabriel Iglesies do something together lol

[@loveeveryone114]

Yeah pot!

[@daltonbufordtheone]

Hell yeah

[@judetrew8972]

Yah that would be great

[@deleriousdinosaur3205]

fluffy is cringe

[@johnmdaniels27]

Oh Heck yeah! Id probably die laughing.

[@roserenee9805]

Poor Christie sounded like she was nervous as well 😂. We CNAs and nurses do that to calm themselves. Poor Engvall! I get that makes someone more nervous and I feel bad he had that catheter! Those things SUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!

[@kathrynjohnson4933]

Impressed by his ability to handle pain..and his lack of ability to handle legal drugs😂

[@ladym2398]

Good one 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamwest4049]

Still illegal federally. 😛😂

[@truindividual]

you forgot the vicodin joke years ago

[@workingstiff0586]

Yeah, his body is used to pain because he can't handle drugs

[@Baku202]

Feeling down and out so I tuned into this..and after watching this I was laughing my a** off..

[@rontownsend8235]

I'll tell you what the fun part is, knowing that maybe I'll get lucky and Bill will post video to remind me there some humor left. Glad to hear from you Bill, please keep it up your my hero.

[@markallen3293]

I empathize, I had a hip replacement, same things happened to me. The surgeon asked me which hip needs replaced so I can mark it using a magic marker. WTF? Then I asked him if I could keep the bones so my cat can chew on them, he looked at me like I was crazy. Of course I was joking. Great drugs but also great pain.

[@dragondancer1814]

When my dad had his right shoulder replaced, he actually had the nurse or whoever wrote the word “WRONG” on his left shoulder just to make sure they wouldn’t screw it up! And I’ve had surgery twice, once to get my tubes tied and once to have my gallbladder removed. When you go into the OR they make you state your name and what you’re in there for, so being a volunteer firefighter/EMT, I naturally decided to have fun with it. When I was getting my tubes tied, I told them I was getting “spayed,” and with the gallbladder I told them “Instead of getting my rocks off, I’m getting my rocks out.” The whole room cracked up both times!

[@davecrupel2817]

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@u4riahsc]

I had foot surgery and they made me write with a sharpie “NO” on my shin on the one that didn’t get surgery.

[@briandrake390]

'Practice on a dead guy?!". Have we MET sir? I did that! The CORPSE jumped up and screamed!

[@robbystafford5773]

I had open heart surgery on April 17th 2019. Went thru the same thing. The last 3 feet of the catheter was the worst

[@billdowney6891]

Hope you're doing well. The last 3', how much is in there?

[@floridajeanp]

Lol

[@robbystafford5773]

Felt like 15 feet I’d never had one before. I went back to work after 8 weeks I’m great stronger than ever

[@thebionicbuchanan271]

Those things hurt like hell

[@robbystafford5773]

Bionicking Buchanan I was unconscious from propofol when they put it in goin out hurt the last bit of it

[@khfan4life365]

My mom got her knee replaced. Recovery was agony for her. In fact, my whole maternal family has had replacements. My aunts have had both knees replaced, my uncle have had both knees replaced and a shoulder replacement, and my nano had knees and hips replaced. Looking forward to what my future will be like. 🤣

[@denisemcdougal6445]

Same here,

[@maryloutangye1831]

I love Bill Engvall His stuff is a riot I wish the rest of his gang would come back They are a total riot.

[@pathfinder9759]

I can relate to the sudden realization that you have a catheter. 5 days after heart surgery, I said, hey I haven't peed yet. My daughter told me I had a catheter. I couldn't feel my body yet. Good drugs.

[@emeraldspark101]

I had to get a catheter after I had surgery earlier this year. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A PICNIC.

[@The_Original_Brad_Miller]

Taking them out is a walk in the park compared to if your awake when they put them in! lol I had one put in 2 days after my hip replacement, one of the most painful experiences of my long life.

[@chrisa.3925]

Being a nurse, I can't stop laughing.....I too have ask about pets during times like this....(I think to calm MYSELF more than my PT) Have you ever thought how stressful it would be to walk into a total stranger's room and have to grab his "weiner" with both hands????

[@crivket1233]

Bill is a CLASS ACT !! ❤️

[@revron48]

My wife has been bugging me to go ahead and get the knee replacement and so I said to her "this is one more reason why I don't want to have it done! I don't want some 24 yr. old removing a cath from my junk" she says "It's not a big thing."

[@ozzieray]

This makes me hurt just listening to this

[@judetrew8972]

I love bill engval and I’m eight years old!

[@Comicsluvr]

LOLd at 'Go practice on a dead guy!' because I've had a knee replacement and a catheter.

[@kengamble8595]

I go in and have my catheter changed every month........ and yes, it does hurt, all 14 times !

[@Jennifer-mz6ub]

Billlll.....lol.....stop it! Lol, ok what tour is this? I’m gonna have to buy tickets or the video if I missed it.

[@ericweaver8141]

I can totally agree.

[@astrofan1993]

My father had his knee replaced a year ago. It was a long and arduous recovery process, with him basically being bedridden, and my mother and I having to take care of him. Despite that, he still has pain in that knee. In fact, just yesterday, he said it felt like it was getting worse. I know of other people who said that it was the best decision they ever made and they feel better than ever, so I don't know why my father is having such trouble a year in. I think it's probably because he didn't keep up with his exercises, or it's just his body as a whole is failing him due to decades of being a police officer and then a courthouse security guard.

[@sherrimartin4775]

Good clean humor 👏👌🤣👍

[@JaysonT1]

Dec 15th....my birthday! Happy knee replacement Bill!

[@drewba7741]

The whole standup is on Tubi if you haven't seen it.

[@dfuss2756]

Absolutly funny!

[@seniorelectrician6831]

yup

[@synshenron798]

My grandma has had TWO knees replacements and she still drives and gets around way too fast for a 5'1" 68 year old woman. Grandma don't put up with our jargain and those two replaced knees dont stop her none

[@patriciariley9770]

My first was 11years ago and other knee 2 years ago hurts like hell

[@kenwelch198]

Awe crap! I have a double knee replacement coming up. When the doc said what was involved, he never mentioned shoving a hose into my junk!

[@timmoore9736]

Well, Bill, I had an older nurse - starting to gray - and she says "Reach up behind you and grap the bed frame." Ummm and like that ZIP OUT IT CAME! Believe me, puylling it out by the half inch is worse!

[@Natedogg406]

Whoa 👍 😂😂😂

[@denisehedden13]

🙃Hilarious Man he kills me lmbo🙃👍

[@lindahoy7815]

Boy have things changed. No machine. Out patient now. Climbing stairs day after. 😅 PT 4 days after surgery

[@generaljackson5741]

If I was the nurse i would have said and done this: -looks under gown, proceed to make sign of the cross with an expression of horror on my face and yell out: "Get the urologist and cardiologist down here and prep the operating room right this fucking moment, we have 30 minutes before he goes into cardiac arrest!"

[@darlenebuck541]

try having a broken knee, same knee at that been there and had two operations done on my left knee.

[@jenniferbates2811]

He looks like a character from a Dr. Seuss who story

[@carolley9705]

Oh I will miss him as he's retired now. Bummer.

[@Pandaluvr266]

OMGosh I,m gonna pee myself!

[@debbiebrewington7635]

Hahahaha Hahahaha hahahaha!!!

[@Eszra]

I had a catheter and it wasn't that bad. When i found i had it i was like well damn. The nurse came in and was like looks like you haven't used it for a while and it was take out and i had no issues.

[@taylormallonee9961]

BTW I'm a big fan of yours

[@garydietz8807]

Very funny man, saw him in Ft. Wayne last month. Great show but he had a tendency to let his mike drop down to far and he was hard to hear at times.

[@FrankGreenway]

I’m having mine Monday

[@chip5256]

I went home from the hospital with a catheter and I somehow got the tube caught under a door and it pulled the tube out of the bag which shot piss across the room. (This did not make my wife happy). Grace called the doctor for instructions and they told HER to remove the catheter!!!! She told me to take a deep breath and hold it and I didn’t feel a thing. Thank God.

[@lancecollins3083]

catheters hurt like a mf i had 2 have 1 put it n this thing was like 5 ft long and oh boy did it hurt probably one of the most painful things i had done that year

[@billjimm]

It's a shame I haven't seen any new DVD's Of the gang on tour together I know it's probly impossible with their schedules but it would be great

[@sandrasmith8092]

Funeral home in Reedsburg

[@tinaohlrogge4685]

That would be so Comcal!!!! Tina from Ks...

[@jennifersmith2277]

Lmao

[@jannanewbolt8712]

😂😂😂😂

[@jeremystewert4303]

Removing a catheter is no fun. It’s very painful but it’s better if they just “do it.” I’ve had several procedures that required one and you never gets easier, give me a stick to bite down on or something! “I’m paying you people a lot of money to be in this hospital! You could atleast clean up my dirty sheets for a few days after surgery!”

[@joannestealey4482]

Bill I think I can understand why u weren't relaxed

[@7-ten]

Whoo 🥒 😂

[@AnonYmous-qg4ph]

I don't recognize him clean shaven. This is an imposter

[@nathanbrodeur]

Catheters are no fun

[@catlady517]

Double knee replacement surgery

[@gregoryhilmer6162]

I'm 14 and had brain surgery and had to have a catheter In and ik what it's like

[@robertplourde2447]

When I was in the hospital, I had constant erections. But my brain injury increased my testosterone production and I refused to take pain pills.

[@ktlarsen9244]

I have a dog.....

[@factyouintheask6968]

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[@clarabeasley2066]

Re

[@AnatomyMan]

Sorry I clicked here.

[@extantpoet9331]

Is there anyone less funny?

[@davidjones-vx9ju]

george lopez

[@michaelreece2966]

I love Bill, but this story of a load of crap. I had my right knee rolled and at 4PM that same day they had me up walking and climbing stairs.

[@sissybast3842]

I had one in for about 3 hours. I was sent home that night but when I took that first pee I screamed so loud my Mom came running in to make sure I was okay.

[@Nicole-dv8ur]

I swear “Nurse Christie” is an actual personality. I can think of multiple amazingly sweet and talented nurses who fit what he’s describing

[@oldhippie6179]

Know what your saying i work around nurses all day lol

[@missg.5940]

Nurses need much more appreciation. I loved all my nurses…well there was one..l😉💉💉🇨🇦

[@jeffreytaylor3031]

Bill is living proof that you don't need to cuss or be dirty to be funny! Awesome

[@erichildreth7562]

Very true he is just like the comedian Red Skelton who was the same way.

[@alexhebert3229]

He used to be dirty at one point

[@heideleskun1163]

A good comedian can hit all levels for the appropriate audience. I've watched many who could.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

@@heideleskun1163 Who was that? AMY SCHUMER?

[@thecowboy9698]

Agreed. I Ike dirty comedians, like George Carlin, but clean comedians are refreshing.

[@williamhutcheson6511]

Anyone who's ever been post-op can identify with and laugh at this.

[@analystzorncasteel3047]

Completely! You’re in a definite helpless state.

[@edithsymmans3273]

When Bill tells his stories I have tears running down my face, he is totally hilarious with facial expressions and all... Way to go Bill you always crack me up.... Thank you.

[@bitharne]

What’s nutty about his stuff is how you think he makes up and embellishes 90% of it when it’s 90% facts just told funny; and he usually book ends his interjections and additions to the story once you understand his style.

[@xlady7772]

I've placed many catheters and men are easier but they can be big babies 😆 trust if u had a woah under there it would be 3 nurses removing the catheter 1 hands on 2 for the view 😅😅😅😅

[@70sstreetracergal61]

Xiomara Kyle BEST and most truthful reply. LMAO. WHOA! 😅👍🏻

[@1sick95venge]

Best comment I’ve seen forever

[@inneybaby2506]

LMAO

[@Anonymousdl]

So that's why I had 3 nurses? Good to know. LOL.

[@nicolegilstrap100]

Your facial expressions are just as hilarious as your stories. Lol!!!

[@alaskancoppertop]

That's why I refuse to buy CDs for his shows anymore. Must have visual!

[@LLewis-vu9qf]

Oh absolutely! There are a few KZbin videos of his routines that are audio only. 😢 Not seeing hs facial expressions takes away almost half of the funny.

[@thebearded_guardian3671]

I am a male nurse... would the "woah" mean the same?

[@1sick95venge]

TheBearded _Guardian 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Steelscript]

Male nurse as well.... Completely agree with you 😂

[@nealkirkland6825]

TheBearded _Guardian yep.... same :)

[@michaelheath2866]

Yep. I may not swing that way, but any Man who is comfortable with his own sexuality will still take it as a compliment.

[@bellerain381]

I guess it depends on the patient! 😂🤣😅

[@nancymorrison1273]

Between you and Jeff Foxworthy, the process we have to go through are just a tad bit easier to go through. All we need to do is remember your experience, and it makes ours go a little bit better. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talent with us. Blessed be.

[@jeremywc3576]

I'm watching this part I'm like that's Jeff's joke lol

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

Its SO weird to see him without his goatee

[@TWhite94]

Bobman9420 Yeah I was watching it thinking he looked different but I couldn’t figure out why

[@idiotsdoesthings5737]

Definitely one of my favorite stand up comics ever

[@sabster74]

4:08 Dude, my wife's a nurse and she's never done that when we're in bed. Would be nice, though.

[@lifestudent55]

They couldn't discharge me till after I walked in the hall using a walker. Now after the colonoscopy they couldn't discharge me till I farted. I did not disappoint.

[@Milesco]

How does one "farge"?

[@Cwright386]

Taking one out is not bad, having one put in is insanely painful

[@corgisrule21]

As a nurse, were not supposed to say “woah” and give a thumbs up, but for you I now know that that’s what you like 😂

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r so gorgeous

[@malataur]

Now, was this before, or after, Foxworthy had his kidney stones incident?

[@suttybuddy7273]

After

[@mr.farrtze796]

In the hospital for a knee replacement, needed a catheter. Nurse walks in room, doesn't say a word, pulls back the sheets grabs the catheter and pulls on it like she's starting a lawnmower and pulls it out. Throws it in the garbage can and leaves. What a experience I don't want to repeat.

[@alexislane7175]

Wait what? please tell me you're joking. Oh my word...

[@tombryan1]

Are you fugly? That could explain it.

[@epdlp4506]

The same happened to me around March 2019 a doctor took my catheter out without any painkillers, just gave me some gauze to clean out the blood and he charged 400 dollars for it.

[@soylentteal]

Love those stupid non sequitur questions they ask to take your mind off what they're doing. Dentists are the worst and you usually can't answer because either you're numb or their hands are in your mouth.

[@Neon-Dog]

I love you jokes! You got me threw some tough times.

[@arthurprior3494]

Is this whole show on Netflix or something? Does anybody know the name of it?

[@theoriginaljosiahjocson332]

Just Sell Him For Parts

[@arthurprior3494]

@@theoriginaljosiahjocson332 Thank You.

[@theoriginaljosiahjocson332]

Arthur Prior your welcome

[@tippycanoe99]

I'm strung out enough... I'm holding on to my knees.

[@AlaskanAndie]

MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT BILL!!! I CAN RELATE WITH THE SURGERIES HAD 4 SPINAL SURGERIES!!!! WHEEEEE!!!

[@fortysomethingbadgirls2173]

Loved it when he made an appearance on The Golden Palace as Blanche's son who was quiting stock brokerage to become a comedian!

[@gothard5]

Loved seeing you in Ashland, KY last Friday. That was my third time seeing you live and it certainly won’t be the last. Come back soon!

[@fearzine732]

🤣🤣🤣 *...perfection...*

[@tonks78]

I wanna see the rest! Evidently you had a BM because you're on stage there, so.....😁😬

[@Milesco]

I hope you mean you wanna see _the rest of the comedy bit!_ Not....you know.... 😁

[@tonks78]

@@Milesco Hmmmm..watching Bill Engvall having a BM....INTERESTING...LOL! You are hilarious!