Bionicpig reacts to Why the Death Penalty Exists

[@rosenrot234]

Mr Ballen radiates that "Cool substitute teacher" energy

[@beezytea4250]

Hit the nail right in the head, lol.

[@manic8213]

Somehow this makes so much sense and I love it

[@geraldthegoose1685]

@flatmunch 007 explain?

[@tylerbailey9329]

He's like the social studies teacher who just has storytime instead of actually teaching the class.

[@TheDigimonGuy]

@@geraldthegoose1685 bro hit em with the "Sause"

[@AaronHendu]

When you suffer severe trauma, you don't always feel pain, in my experience. I was runover by a car, calmly discussing with paramedics that my lower leg was destroyed, while they explained to me that it probably looks worse than it is, and I definitely wouldn't be calmly talking to them if it was. It was. I just remember trying to stand and watching my leg fold like it was a noodle, and thinking "well that's effing gross" and then tried pulling myself along the road like a legless zombie so traffic could continue (until someone stopped me and told me to stay put). There really wasn't any pain until about an hour later. Stubbing my toe literally hurts more...it's so weird.

[@barbararab6390]

I hope youre alright now, thats horrible

[@BoxOKittens]

yeah adrenaline is amazing. I had a large hook go up my entire leg as a kid, cutting it open, and I was more angry about my ruined jeans than anything. The pain didn't set in until maybe half an hour later. The brain is one funny engine.

[@AaronHendu]

@@barbararab6390 I'm alright now, for the most part. I'll never be "100%", but from what the surgeon said, I should be happy to walk normally ever again. Not only can I walk normally (most days), through remaining active, I've got a decent range of motion back, and I can balance on the toes of just my "weak" leg. I have a 5" scar on each side of my lower leg from where the surgeon went in, but other than that, you wouldn't know if you didn't have the comparison of knowing me before the "accident". It wasn't an accident, but I really don't want to get into that. I can still do most things...just...slower and more cautiously and nothing risky. I honestly don't know how my leg is OK...it was actually blue/purple/black from beneath the knee, everything, the tip of my toes...from internal bleeding? I don't really know. I got pictures after the cast was on and my toes looked dead sticking out the end of my cast. It all looks pretty normal now. It's been a couple years since it happened.

[@kingsarues1586]

I can confirm I got knocked unconscious and when I woke up sometime later I felt no pain despite my head being split open.

[@kidtruck9157]

Shock is a hell of a feeling.

[@slurpingmario8006]

14 years for….cutting off the arms of a 15 year old…..

[@ComfyCatNya]

AND torturing her for hours and hours on end 😰

[@naturallyirrelevant9639]

"It will make you not want to hitch hike" HAHA JOKES ON YOU.. I don't even want to leave my house 🙃

[@zephyr0407]

Yes…

[@chikubijiggy148]

@@zephyr0407 Thats menacing

[@anthonyramirez7272]

I’m ok with being a recluse. Excuse me while I sequester myself into the foreseeable future

[@Nova_forrest]

Good behavior should only apply to crimes like tax evasion. Wtf? 8 years for trying to kill a teenager? That’s insane

[@Cashewenthus]

Damn you feed 15 children to a alligator? Uhh, I guess you'll get 10 years in prison

[@chikubijiggy148]

I expected another story in the video about 15 children getting fed to a alligator but all I got was pain and anger

[@jborrego2406]

Nothing new back in day they use to feed black babies to alligators nothing happen

[@haylinicole7358]

Mary really was cut from a different cloth than the rest of us. Insane survival instincts. I do not for one moment believe that I would have survived such an attack.

[@pixelatedpyrotechnic]

She put her self in the situation because she was impatient so i guess you win some and lose some 😂

[@VoidDWG]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S ALIVE?! WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT NUGGETS?! Happy endings were left far past at some point.

[@dclark4422]

I was cry laughing when Aaron hit that little gong. Yessss, I’m so glad that Mary testified against that shit stain. Man, that’s one tough girl.

[@hieithefox]

Seriously though this woman deserves a movie based off of her because she is an amazingly strong person

[@esvfia]

I’ve been binge watching your videos and they’re so entertaining to watch

[@BuddyC99]

Same here, found the piggy last month and I'm obsessed

[@TK_713]

I remember when this was me a few months ago Now ive officially watched everything on both of his channels and I'm sad lol I just wait until he posts

[@karmatickenny]

I absolutely admire Mary. Her strength, courage, and will to live is inspiring, and I’ve thought about getting a tattoo based off of her so I can share her story.

[@cassandra.wladyslava]

What would the tattoo be, exactly?

[@cannedheat2264]

I watched Mr Ballen when he had 180k so happy to see him blow up

[@JamSome]

When I was a teenager I can count five times when I went into a random person's car and they drop me off at my house just because when I'm came home from my part time job I usually come home late sometimes and sometimes I get off shift when the bus stop running. My mindset as a teenager was "it's late I'm tired I just want to go home."

[@spookyufo98]

when i lived in the city and i didn’t have my car for a few days i would only take the bus to/from work. would never uber, the thought freaks me out, especially alone 😖

[@TheZipperDragon]

The last thing you ever wanna have to say is 'I DIDNT REALISE SHE WAS 15!!!” Seriously, I cracked up, hard.

[@purplekittycreates]

If everyone listened to true crime then people would see how our system is fudged up and that we need to reform our whole system

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

I mean, in this case, they *did* reform it. That was kinda the entire point of the video.

[@allisoncastle]

I mean maybe, but most true crime channels bootlick cops and completely avoid talking about problems with our justice system. And they complain when people get lawyers, even though that’s exactly what you should do, ESPECIALLY if you’re innocent.

[@yukikanegawa7470]

I feel safer with Uber. I think walking around outside after certain times is way more dangerous in most circumstances and if I feel unsafe then I'll call a friend and send them my location. Uber has a button to alert police too if you feel endangered or like you're not being taken to where you have to go.

[@melsthetrashlord4108]

Can we just all agree that Mary is a fuckin true badass and we Stan this absolutely unit of a 15 year old WOMAN!

[@matcha_zuki5597]

I feicken love watching him react to creepy shit idk why it really is one of my weird comfort fun favourites things lol

[@commanderkitsune8524]

Video is titled 'Why the Death Penalty Exists' What it should have been called 'Why the Death Penalty is the Easy Way Out'

[@kenirainseeker539]

Agreed

[@TheRealBrotherGrimmy]

Not even a minute in, and I already regret coming outside to watch this with a bong. Holy shit Mr. B's "like" section has me in tears. Both from laughter and choking the fuck to death 🤣 That is literally the best thing I've ever heard anyone say to do. Chaotic evil all day every day!

[@superkamiguru4615]

One of my favorite things is to go out on my back deck, smoke a bowl while watching MrBallen’s videos 😌

[@kinovsthewrld]

Whoever said “Nubs” in the chat has a 1st class, one way trip to the hottest pit of hell.

[@Ostnizdasht206]

I saw this one. It literally gave me a panic attack just listening to it.

[@darthserenity6906]

i got an ad for cheap rental cars in the middle of the video, the universe is trying to tell me something...

[@gwenstephan67]

You can hear this story from Mary herself on an episode of I Survived, free here on youtube

[@atleastimnotginger]

i'm living for the "real photo of hitchhikers"

[@imaniscott8535]

This guy actually had a history of sexual assault if I recall correctly. And he didn’t just kill (from what I remember) just person after he got out that first time. Mary became an artist.

[@gremlininblue2601]

And he absolutely killed more people before Mary, he was too smooth in his routine to not have

[@A5AP_SWEATSHIRT]

The uber app asks if everything is ok if you go off track or take along time

[@matthewdekker6064]

My uber drivers have been women like half the time. Youre just as likely to get killed by an uber driver as a taxi driver (maybe less likely because they need to keep a good rating or theyll be let go). Its happened, but its extremely rare. theyre just regular people

[@NastyBoiTheo]

I love the fact that people in the chat are just going "MARY?!"

[@SapienSafari]

Well, thank goodness she’s tough.

[@babiniiv5094]

Honestly, I know people won't believe this, but I was ACTUALLY that guy. I once went into a couple of 18+ Websites and I closed them... A BIIIIIG reason I was HYPED for my 18th birthday, was due to this very reason. I have witnesses that will confirm, lol

[@allisoncastle]

Hahaha I’m sorry but this is absolutely adorable! Which is a weird word when we’re talking about p*rn, but still 😛

[@deeviousrat]

i really only uber if my friends and i are out drinking and none of us want to DD. i never go by myself because it’s creepy to me, and we always make the guys take the front seat lol

[@emmasimmons9150]

8:05 I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE ! Heck yeah

[@oogiboogihere]

She is the main character.

[@jassypr]

her mutilated arm getting some dirt, she wont feel any pain because of the shock and nerve damage. So if theres rock and dirts in it u wont feel the pain. Base on my experience

[@wamlando449]

Bionicpig:ima hitch hike I'm tuff Me: u have no idea

[@KingOfGaymes]

Imagine being that one driver and seeing a naked girl with no arms running down the road covered in mud and blood… I honestly don’t blame them for not stopping, I’d think she was a zombie.. 😭

[@sndawihc6713]

Why couldnt i stop playing life is a highway over and over in my head while listening to a song about a hitchhike murder

[@brightbeyonddarkness]

When the justice system fails at giving justice so nature takes it upon itself and gives the guy cancer lmao. Straight up karma honestly.

[@kenz5432]

i have never once sang a song from a yt channel as often as i sing pigs outro song. i catch myself singing it at random times during the day, you definitely took a W with that one pig 😂🖐🏻

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

2:45 I feel that, imagine being someone who lived where the Uber killer was ! 😯

[@BlinkOnWheels]

I’ve had to use wheelchair transportation

[@astari_1014]

Will people ever learn that by saying "it gets worse" or anything of the same caliber is a bit of a spoiler 🤣

[@buberrycrunch]

The people saying "how did he get the story" either forgot Mary survived, just got on, or think that everyone in these situations die, like no one survives also- his last name is my grandparents last name 😭😭

[@alexmcdonald4707]

I was the person who was uncomfortable with faking my age so I had literally waited until I was old enough to use a site before using it.

[@jackmarshall3255]

I only trust a taxi and not an Uber but that probably because my dad use to be a taxi guy but he would tell me a lot of horror story’s about it.

[@scrimblo1999]

"i didnt realize she was 15 OH" --that girl's dad on moment of truth be like

[@allisoncastle]

Omg what a niche reference hahaha I love it

[@cornperson6862]

Only way I’d hitchhike is if I was with a group of 3 or more people

[@dooniashard]

I am actually that person, who is 17 and never watched anything 18+. Even on KZbin. 😅

[@squeezydoot]

Yeah that was me back in the day, but it was strictly because of anxiety

[@emmasimmons9150]

@@squeezydoot same

[@chikubijiggy148]

You are a angel what the heck

[@VixxiRaven]

Anxiety is a hell of a drug, my guy. Same here.

[@getrightgobzz1507]

I’ve watched this mr ballen vid before and I’m also from Cali. So one thing that has never made sense to me in this case is this: she hitched a ride from LA to Modesto. But her destination was Las Vegas right!? LA to Modesto is a 6-8 hour drive going straight north. And LA to Las Vegas is around 3-5 hour drive going north east. Why did she take a longer route ? Makes no sense. Cuz Modesto to Las Vegas is surely another 8-10 hour journey. Idk but it just always bothered me that she took a weird route back home

[@halbschattenmorker9487]

holy fucking shit it hurts just to hear this

[@liberpolo5540]

1960s kids were something else, man o.O

[@naaaaaaatalieeeee9620]

Man. Fuckin wish Mary had enough sense to not take that ride, that her parents had educated her on stranger danger better.

[@brianp-c1609]

Sounds like a band......"Nervous To Uber".

[@LegacyFable]

14 years?!?!? I heard of bank robbers get more than that

[@brynthianbodkin3451]

2:25 that video was released on my 16th birthday. neat

[@dooniashard]

Happy birthday man!

[@berrymerry1141]

Really not vibing with the way the chat constantly called her dumb/naive and victim blamed in the entirety of the beginning of the story. No one realized that she was a 15 year old girl, in times where hitch hiking was normal?? Even in interviews she's mentioned how desperate she was to get home and how she lived to always regret her lack of judgement at that young age. Maybe we should spend more time being sympathetic and bashing the vile predators than screaming about the naive nature of a 15 year old girl back in the day.

[@allisoncastle]

Ballen literally fucking said at the beginning of the video that she was 15 🙄🙄🙄 I’m so sick of these losers who have a .5 second attention span making baseless cruel claims when they have NO GODDAMN IDEA what’s even going on in the video.

[@supergingerr]

You should react to Alison Botha’s story too. Another amazing survival story.

[@lovemachine1342]

I watched Chuckie, etc when I was 5.

[@deadpoolnerd]

About the uber quiestion I'm from NY so don't really need a car unless it's somewhere further where a bus or train isnt. And yeah I get that uneasy feeling sometimes. Cause if I go there a lot I'll know normally what the GPS will send them. Once I was taking an uber back home from work. The GPS sent the driver through the backwoods way.... mind you as well I work until midnight so it's dark asf out. My immediate thought were good sweet lord protect me hook me up don't let me die tonight. I looked up a certain route from there and yeah saw it was to my place. But good god did I have all the criminal minds episodes running through my head.

[@dvel217]

Mr ballen is one of my favorite youtubers and to see another one of my favorite youtubers makes me happy

[@normal_person2]

I like that he watches a KZbinr I also watch...I just watched the video he's watching, but I'm still here, listening to the same video on a different channel...wth am I doing

[@Diffusionn]

Always hate how this dam law system has been working

[@slurpingmario8006]

I would’ve preferred to die then live with both of my arms gone honestly

[@OhWowThatsDumb]

Same, couldn’t even imagine losing the ability to do everything you know then still just continuing on

[@elinaoleinikaite4869]

I had a girl friend that never watched 16+ rated movies until she actually was 16. we were like 14/15 when i suggested a movie that was rated that. I guess she is that person that's like welp can't watch this

[@bakugoubean2924]

I’ve only hitchhiked twice

[@NinjaJay2001]

Dude you watch Mrballen too! I found his channel shortly before I found yours, and I think it's so cool both creators I've been binge watching are also slightly connected 😮

[@TheFallenSam]

Holy shit Mary is unkillable

[@dungeater9241]

Modesto is 2-4 hours away from Frisco. Its no where near. And we call it Methdesto here.

[@purplekittycreates]

U should listen to her survival story

[@rcLdrcH]

In Vermont we don't allow UBER, and people constantly go missing as well...

[@crosstheswirl2666]

When I saw that games were 10+ age. And I was 8. I waited to play them. The second I turned 15 though I said fuck that.

[@thephenomenalphantom8372]

Bad time to have my volume up

[@sherriff_colt4223]

What John Cena level strongth is this shit. A fucking warrior. Jesus H Christ. Sick. Fuck.

[@stormie8770]

This 100% needed a trigger warning. I had to stop the video and calm down because that stuff makes me have panic attack.

[@MainerMMA]

Maybe you shouldn’t watch true crime if this stuff bothers you that much. Just saying.

[@sailor4113]

Holy shit this fucking scared me

[@crystalnae3122]

This is why our system's bullshit

[@reallyinfrontofmysalad6976]

They look the same but in different fonts.

[@troloosauhund8747]

4:46 just take the bus lol.

[@Werbenjeagermanjenson]

Can you believe ballen used to be a navy seal?

[@nikkichuckles]

Spinster successful tighten and rdy TY ❤ Bionic Pig

[@scrimblo1999]

why are you so surprised she lived? how else would we know the story lmao you think the killer gave the details? told us she wanted to tie her shoe?

[@woodpigeon7776]

Hideous story , uh ! But somehow you reaction is still hilarious

[@TheZipperDragon]

0:05 *Fake little kid voice* LOOK! MOM! MOM! HE-HE MADE ANOTHER POOP JOKE! I understand Timmy, but we're running out of money you have to stop dona- NO! DAD HAS ALL THE MONEY! HE HAS LIKE.....10 BAJILLION DOLLARS! Timmy, your father died 20 years ago. You need to wake up. *Fade into a horse-drawn carriage* The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim: Deluxe Edition.

[@dustinsharp9027]

"What's a sphincter?" It's something the Egyptians used to worship He

[@WolfQueenLydia]

Good lord that girl is amazing.

[@CJ-qw4og]

God dammit why can only people on the west coast pronounce Nevada!!

[@vsclsvr]

Mary won in the gulag

[@Ghost-ExE]

Haha I just watched this last night actually

[@Moosey528]

please tell me there's a movie about this

[@astronautviolet153]

thankfully, I do not trust anyone, and I would never do that

[@cannedcatfooooooooooood]

Nice way to start a video

[@insertnamehere1464]

Dude your subs be blowing up. Mostly thanks to anonyms last stream lol

[@eli7980]

Never felt scared by uber. Even the weird ones I just chill and vibe. Can't understand hating uber when it's just some people who want to talk about life at most

[@sirskaven7624]

Anybody who's seen the Ted Bundy movie (can't remember if it's just called Ted or Bundy, and there were two made around the same time) supports the death penalty and was the only satisfying thing about watching that movie

[@kenirainseeker539]

The death penalty is supported by emotions only, the facts are that it does not reduce crime in the slightest

[@mysticmallachi777]

I wonder how far the "I fell for you, my attacker, and I want to be with you, help you with your work" lie would have carried her, over the "You friggin' psycho, let me go" choice? She might have waited for an opening, or something... Better than pleading for mercy from a psychopath in the woods.

[@squeezydoot]

ARE YOU SURE

[@lazarusthibodeaux]

“If Murder Is A Crime, Then It Shouldn’t Be A Punishment.”

[@fredericksaxton9782]

Well, then wouldn't arresting people and putting them in jail be considered "kiddnaping and hostage situation"?? If you're gonna go by that logic, a lot of things the cops do is illegal.