N-Bomb in under a minute and tased in under 10 mins. All the action right out the gate lol
@QuikVidGuyАй бұрын
Right of. racial slurs, confession to murder, confession to animal abuse and execution, confession to illegal possession, like we're lucky so many people who are actually dangerous are so stupid
@BenDoherty-ir2rtАй бұрын
dude is speedrunning
@mun3698Ай бұрын
He really thought he was amongst likeminded people 😏 😂
@ericb9252Ай бұрын
Cop: You're under arrest. Pacha: BUT WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT!!
@sdrre1925Ай бұрын
Love your profile pic
@ericb9252Ай бұрын
@@sdrre1925Thank you 😊
@Nicole-CunningHares24 күн бұрын
Profile’s nice but by kids, you mean like 10-13 or 15-17?
@ericb925224 күн бұрын
@Nicole-CunningHares Well puberty blockers are meant to delay puberty
@AsherIsLameАй бұрын
1:19 Kinda gives me the same vibes as my uncle very poorly backtracking when I told him that no, BLM and LGBT movements are not in fact the same as white supremacy
@fymbra360Ай бұрын
At least you’re trying to help 💀
@EboArmadilloАй бұрын
"You had a lot to drink today. You're "slurring" a little.". Wait for it, man. Just wait for it.
@MsBlackdeath13Ай бұрын
The alcohol dementia and stuck on stupid was what my grandpa had. He was an alcoholic. eventually his body started shutting down and in the end it killed him. He just wasted away and I held his hand when he was slipping away. He passed away at 61 years old.
@gircakes2Ай бұрын
And the sad thing is that that is a long life for an alcoholic. The average alcoholic dies at 50.
@melodyconteАй бұрын
31:07 I guess I'll be the hero we all need. I remember seeing the trailer for it but never got around to watching it. The show is called "A Teacher" and it's a miniseries from FX
@TriciaStewart84Ай бұрын
Thanks, hero. Was looking for ya 🫡
@dave.the.collector.Ай бұрын
At the end of Stuck on Stupid theres a hilarious scene where Stupid is struggling with her advanced physics degree that she's studying for at Harvard, and she says, "Ugh, I must be stupid."
@QuikVidGuyАй бұрын
I hope I'm not jumping ahead and assuming "That helps everyone and gets out ok"
@emeeeeyyАй бұрын
It always makes me giggle when Pig says, "Two videos!", cause he says it without fail every single time 😭😭
@BeeimusАй бұрын
If you're casually throwing slurs with the police, you get what's coming to you. There's no situation where that's okay.
@cyonu5675Ай бұрын
tbf if hes in his own property its not ilelgal
@bigbk3278Ай бұрын
@@cyonu5675you do know yelling slurs is still a punishment..😂😂why are you on his side so bad?
@cyonu5675Ай бұрын
@@bigbk3278 brother what does that even mean yelling slurs is a punishment?? for what??? huh???
@SecuR0MАй бұрын
@@bigbk3278 This guy has a strong case for 1st Amendment violations. If the N word is a swear then it is protected speech. If these officers had arrested him for saying Black Lives Matter you would be mad.
@Jezus42Ай бұрын
Funny shit i still have the first amendment. Its not cause you like my speech.....@bigbk3278
@thelightwielderАй бұрын
*Stuck on Stupid* Starring Adam Sandler
@leui23pie34Ай бұрын
I had a friend recently find out her son (14m) had giggity with 33f woman while he was drunk. And he’s been sneaking out still seeing her. All of his friends say it’s fine and now’s he’s happy cause he got some and he’s “cool” now. I find it so disgusting that this woman taking advantage of an intoxicated 14year old and he thinks it’s fine and nothing it wrong. I hate this culture of young men thinking it’s cool to get with older women. When later on in life it’ll will probably haunt them. My friend didn’t even want to call the police cause she didn’t want him to get mad at her. Like wtf. 🤬
@CabbitPatchKiddoАй бұрын
I’m 35 and a woman and that’s disgusting. I wouldn’t even talk to 18 year olds when I was 21 because at that point three years are like three decades or at least half of that.
@soulstealer1667Ай бұрын
Call the fucking cops
@SouthSideBos7423 күн бұрын
If you think that is a new thing, you really don't know anything it's been like that for decades. Have you heard of the word MILF that's been a term for decades I'm 38 years old.
@artgirlgammer4662Ай бұрын
I like watching you when I eat dinner. It's fun watching you go to war with your chat and give your entertaining opinions on stuff.
@katievarnumАй бұрын
Omg I had a guy call earlier today, say he hates racists and was racist, specifically toward Middle Eastern people and Jewish people. Fan of Putin and honestly he talked about Hitler too much to not be a fan. He wasn’t even the craziest person I’ve talked to today but sometimes it just catches you off guard. He doesn’t mine the Mexicans and said I was blessed to be born white in America, I mean yeah but I do have a vagina. Women got to vote well after the slaves got free. Spousal rape was not a thing that existed let alone a crime until I think the 80’s. Just saying being a woman sets you back too.
@QuikVidGuyАй бұрын
I'm not saying that being drunk in your own home always warrants people being on the defensive against you or treating you like a threat It's just a very useful lineup that this guy demonstrated every single red flag THROUGH his drunkenness, like you can even predict the next incrimination with whatever you're hearing. He gets a 0% on mitigation or mollification.
@WhattheshityenneferАй бұрын
This guy is setting up this story like he’s a stand up comedian and each line is a joke. He even pauses for applause.
@JonBrounАй бұрын
I work nights, if I am drunk it would be at 11 am. 11 am is the equivalent of 11 pm to me.
@gh0stly.v1be.mp34Ай бұрын
25:26 Pig sounds like a kid telling a story to their friends at school, about something they ‘saw with their own eyes’
@NightWarrior-ev7wkАй бұрын
He's even licked the colour off his lips 😂
@FunnyHaHa420Ай бұрын
The lip licking is a common side effect of some of the more powerful mood stabilizers and antipsychotic drugs. Just sayin'.
@QuikVidGuyАй бұрын
also OCD, but there are probably discriminating aspects
@peggedyourdad9560Ай бұрын
@@QuikVidGuy And chapped lips lol.
@theredking2839Ай бұрын
i've never seen someone lick their lips so aggressively
@QuikVidGuyАй бұрын
"And I picked up the dog!" "Did the dog die?" "I killed the dog, but I didn't do that. That's his fault."
@Sleeping_SkelentonАй бұрын
5:56 lmao me trying to fill in extra wording in an essay
@PrincessCelestia19Ай бұрын
I did not expect him to say that right off the bat. Wtf? 😮
@lurkingninja8Ай бұрын
8:21 i wonder if they tased him so much cause he was headed toward the kitchen where knives are 💀 actually they are in the kitchen i see now
@camelorcaramel5732Ай бұрын
The show is called “The Teacher” and if it help at the end the kid grows up, becomes a teacher himself, runs back into the woman, and tells her she’s a terrible and abusive person. (But they really do glorify the grooming/abuse throughout it)
@theballintruth3369Ай бұрын
He’s wasted
@toxicradiant9858Ай бұрын
Oh absolutely plastered
@kriscynicalАй бұрын
I swear Pig your outro song is the only one that I listen to on every video you post, without fail. No other channel has accomplished that with me. lol
@TriciaStewart84Ай бұрын
It’s sung by this Rock Star called Fallen Pine.
@MoodyBeanyАй бұрын
He wasn't REsisting, he was RIZZisting
@brieaunnasworld6609Ай бұрын
Stuck On Stupid coming to Theaters Near You😂
@RobertMickensIIIАй бұрын
When is pig gonna become a writer for his new hit movie "Stuck On Stupid" featuring Brad Pitt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Tom Cruise coming out on the summer of 2027
@XOlivanaXАй бұрын
sadly reminds me too much of my brother in law but less aggressive
@theuniquename5288Ай бұрын
32:50 My parents used to get that drunk pretty much every night. It was so fkn annoying.....
@andrewamp1Ай бұрын
Didn't say it, but I did.
@slooppopsАй бұрын
The law must be more stricted in the USA coz in the UK u would just get a warning
@grissomaaaАй бұрын
do NOT. go bald..
@fyrehawkeАй бұрын
Tatonka!
@TriciaStewart84Ай бұрын
And Tatonka to you!
@DanteJDMАй бұрын
How did neither you nor your entire chat not see he has no teeth?
@kirausamaria5409Ай бұрын
I've always felt by previous experiences with my mom' husband that men that are over the top with hand gestures have very aggressive tendencies. Some women do the same when closing and opening their hands on your face like maniacs 🙄.
@StrawberryOverlordАй бұрын
hes licking his lip like that cause he doesnt have any cudd to chew
@WissppyyАй бұрын
Theres nothing worse than a drunk racist
@santiagogallardo3232Ай бұрын
Bruh, just said, "just give up.."... Ok ....
@harrisonwestphall2381Ай бұрын
When I'm drunk that's like, my least racist time. I don't get that guy.
@giraffewhiskers2045Ай бұрын
I’m only 6 hours late, today was very fun and very busy I volunteered to work with my mom who’s a chef at a private daycare who works for the government, and I definitely want a job where she works Today I learned that kids love me, one bought me a spooky drink with boo bucks and other had a conversation and he mostly loved what my mom made for them to put their hand in and guess what it was So ima be watching this now and finally reading my Bible and then ima probably sleep Thank you bionic pig for giving me entertainment Also if anyone has tips on how I can be a good daycare assistant please give them
@AndrewBastien-s8kАй бұрын
I asked google why I would like my lips repeatedly and it said somthing about anxiety
@Endless-loveeeeАй бұрын
Sadly and depressing 😢
@BrianJustice-u2m28 күн бұрын
Drunk and racist, no way.
@caseysays20Ай бұрын
The show Pig was talking was called a teacher stars kate mara and nick robinson
@RhaenarysАй бұрын
Hold up! Lol...the second one? Happened on Apr 8 2024...(going by the camera date)...and girl says theres no way he was born in 1990 and is only 34 yrs old? Um...do these copes know math? Lol because yea...that actually checks out lol.
@daminoxАй бұрын
I think that statement is better understood as a math equation: Him != (born in 1990 and 34 years old) Or in other words, "There's no way you were born in 1990 and thus only 34 years old." She's saying he looks too old to be [born in 1990 and thus only 34 years old].
@nicolelove7284Ай бұрын
Fr i came here to say i was born in 92 and im 32 years old so wtf 😂
@BLMWLDM-ic6cc22 күн бұрын
I’m amused at a 30-something man never having heard “stuck on stupid”. It’s a well known phrase. 😂
@cyonu5675Ай бұрын
most kind racist ever
@SnirbysaurusАй бұрын
Racist man has a really nice house
@Rose-yu9llАй бұрын
that second clip is so random
@ScarlettStunningSpaceАй бұрын
That movie sounds familiar sounds based ngl
@lurkingninja8Ай бұрын
i wouldnt have noticed the tongue if it wasnt pointed out ;-;
@mylesriley2976Ай бұрын
Saw your new vid pig. Hope all goes well in your different content ventures!
@noconsequence4486Ай бұрын
Never been this early to a video from someone I'm not subbed to. Might be racially motivated...
@karmasquidАй бұрын
Marykay latorno
@bobbybr38k3r8Ай бұрын
Drugs. Meth 2:19
@YehiaSLAAАй бұрын
Okay but what is he being charged with
@santiagogallardo3232Ай бұрын
Big & bad 👍🏼
@KaarneАй бұрын
Is 0.309 like 3,09 per milles? If so, holy hell.
@lizatolbert9162Ай бұрын
16:43 Write that down and copyright the concept IMMEDIATELY
@snxspana4053Ай бұрын
Was the movie the one with Adam Sandler called something like “that’s my boy” that’s meant to be a comedy and the one pigs talking about sounds way more like a crime documentary so I could be wrong
@Re_Painte_GaemzАй бұрын
Ik the guy is drunk and all but I also lick my lips, cuz mine are chapped and chapstick doesn't really do jack to me for some reason
@Re_Painte_GaemzАй бұрын
Also it's an adhd thing I do lol
@amberwilder8005Ай бұрын
I have that mug 😅
@wolfman-zd1edАй бұрын
What show was pig talking about? I wanna see the horror
@primattАй бұрын
*TatongueA* ?
@ShayButter-g1gАй бұрын
Hi pig Love you
@Jezus42Ай бұрын
So I can say racist shit on my property. These cops probably have a lawsuit
@marisolaguilar5286Ай бұрын
You look nicer with hair pig ❤
@theredking2839Ай бұрын
commenting more just bc
@angelataylor1924Ай бұрын
42 seconds
@TheZipperDragonАй бұрын
I disagree with pig. It's more like, woman flirts, thats hot! *cartoon dog noises*. Guy flirts "umm, hello, I need to speak to human resources". But in all seriousness, every situation is different, but you can't act like men are exclusively celebrated for flirting, & women are looked down upon for flirting. Thats absolute cap.
@sarah69420Ай бұрын
Guys flirting is usually making unwelcome comments on a woman's body. That's sexual harassment. If you sexually harass a woman at work you're gonna be talking to HR. It's really easy to not sexually harass women and the "flirting" excuse is childish and everyone knows it's bs.