Birds Aren't Real: The conspiracy theory that satirizes conspiracy theories

[@dylanhatcher9089]

Charging on powerlines is an extremely clever and hilarious anecdote because if this all was true its a perfect explanation for always seeing birds on powerlines.

[@BradiKal61]

Which is what a lot of people fall for in conspiracy theories- a simple habit that is twisted into something sinister

[@vatar57]

They say that our defense contractors invent technology that later turns up to serve in every day uses. That is why we now have cordless chargers.

[@joe18425]

@@vatar57 you know. I still aint sure how they bloody things work. Im aware its not magic. Anyway, im away to figure it out. Ps: hey, thanks. You gave me something to do.

[@kwitwerikok8o863]

A.I. has developed to the point where it can control robotic bird surveillance...BIRD BRAINS!

[@joe18425]

Got it, thanks.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

"I'm not gonna go on news shows but shows about, you know, clocks and time, I'm OK with sharing my information with." He got me with this one 😂

[@SilvertortoisePiano]

I’m surprised he doesn’t know that clocks aren’t real though

[@peggygibbons479]

"Thank you for inviting me to your clock show." I died... LMAO!!

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@SilvertortoisePiano I realize this might be too nuanced for the the uneducated, but time is real. What is fake is the totally arbitrary scale we use to measure it based on totally random and variable things like the earth’s rotation and the orbits of the moon around the earth and the earth around the sun. Have you ever wondered about leap years? Daylight savings time? The age of consent? Why aren’t months all an equal number of days? Why is a week seven days? Why are there four seasons and not ten or eleven? It’s all totally random! Einstein proved it!

[@thenarrativeandwhyyouloveit]

Had me dying

[@michaellovett8773]

And that went over all the clocks an time staff’s head. They even proudly show the world how clever this survivor mocks them.

[@CityPrepping]

The stickers on the van had me laughing so hard. Awesome interview.

[@hankmoody7513]

PIGEONS ARE LIARS!

[@lilithcumswelltm]

@@hankmoody7513 LMAO 🤣 😂

[@lilithcumswelltm]

@@sharonsekhon9475 It makes sense because humans can't touch power lines can they?

[@shaunellmers5033]

Pigeons are liars. The best line ever

[@spookyvegan1402]

Lol 😂 I need these stickers on my car

[@diphenhydramine6072]

"I learned the truth and got rid of my pet bird" this I could not stop laughing from, each of the signs make the joke even better

[@kevinbarr9003]

Lmao birds charge on power lines?!? This guy is a genius! So funny, love this guy! 🤣🤣

[@pro-choicemom]

That sounds legit though. Electronic birds would charge on power lines!

[@kevinbarr9003]

@@pro-choicemom or Aliens disguised as birds. So we don't notice? That's silly. Robot birds makes much more sense. 🤣

[@oblivieon1567]

It's crazy to think right? "Right Wing" , "Left Wing" the charging on power lines, DNA from Seagulls. OMG it's so hilarious but does sort of make sense. Why do people Tweet? It goes on and on. Love it! 🤣

[@SilvertortoisePiano]

Yes I can’t believe we used to think birds were battery powered

[@jojose417]

That one really got me! Lol

[@MusicAutomation]

Honestly until now any time I've come across "birds aren't real" I didn't pay much attention. I'm now realizing I've become completely desensitized to nonsense. I bet if I walked outside and literally everyone was dressed like a clown I'd just be like, hmm, prolly a social media thing.

[@LuisLopez2]

Use the Force....

[@chrishooge3442]

"Don't Look Up"

[@HurricaneJD]

You mean as of right now you walk outside and not everybody is dressed like clowns? Well then I wonder what's going on around here? Weird😜🤓🤷‍♂️

[@dricoirving3236]

Sounds like a New Yorker

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@dricoirving3236 Zing!

[@nealaskme6272]

I love how she is trying not to laugh during the interview!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@dippedndope7411]

It’s taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@sutheeraberisha-mead3937]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nonterrestriaI]

She's laughing because she's getting paid to ignore real issues.

[@stricknice5260]

@THiNk aBoUt iT Doesn't mean she’s ignoring real issues 🙄 she’s just laughing because it’s funny.

[@mattrogers5188]

She's laughing so people will think birds are real. What she calls a parody conspiracy theory is actually a real conspiracy, with real surveillance drones 🙂

[@ChairmanMeow1]

BIRD = Basic Information Recording Device

[@MohamedAli-eo2iz]

You obviously work for the government 😂​@irpa3087

[@scottmmafan925]

This guy is hilarious. I am now a firm believer in the "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy.

[@ChineduOpara]

Make room for one more!

[@sophiafake-virus2456]

It's a psyop

[@jamessparkman6604]

Well I’m not because birds are indeed real

[@Antebios]

I'm convinced. Count me in! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamessparkman6604]

Well you may be up for this stuff but I certainly am not It’s a lot of nonsense

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

These people had me annoyed at first, but now that I've seen what they're all about, I can't help but feel they have won the decade.

[@itsjustnate]

Comrade bird truther ✊🏼

[@thesouthernmostsun3416]

at first, i was furious, now after watching...BIRDS AREN'T REAL

[@elic.2443]

I love near the beach...he's right. Don't trust the seagulls

[@xenostim]

yooo, Pastafarians were the great satirical movement of the 2000s. I wonder if they inspired this guy

[@carrollsanders9376]

Birds are real bugs are fake.

[@hotdogwater8520]

He's proven that you can create a conspiracy based on basically anything... and he used it to deal with his trauma. Good for him.

[@MickeyGee73]

Ever seen the film Zeitgeist? It was a project with the same purpose, to out the ease of building conspiracies, made many years ago..

[@dawna8695]

So cool.

[@courtneysettepani9782]

Judaism beat these guys by like 5,000 years

[@yermom420]

@@MickeyGee73 you mean onion news bc zeitgeist wasn't made based off a fake conspiracy

[@fischX]

Well so did the flat earthers, qanon and pizza gate.

[@alexhudson-]

The gem is when he said he knew the truth about the clock show and then proceeding to go to his script and sticks to it till the end is so funny.

[@daveezy]

I love that 60 Minutes did this! Unexpected and out of their realm but it fit well. They should do more pieces on movements instead of individuals

[@nonterrestriaI]

Imagine if they reported on real topics like inflation.

[@DM0407]

More clock show reporting please!

[@gertrudelaronge6864]

... It's like that time when Steve Martin said "Vagina" during the intro segment. (Look it up.)

[@henryselik7857]

Of course 60 Min did this; they are entirely absolutely part of the establishment corporate media which bring you such truths as Sadams WMD, Russia stole the election from Hillary, Biden doesn't have obvious pronounced cognitive decline, and Bush/Chenney aren't war criminals, but Trump, who didn't start any new wars, is a blood thirsty militaristic maniac with his finger on the red button. They wouldn't lie to you, would they?......Or embrace orchestrated send ups of any ideas that challenge their place as arbiters of universal truth, no matter how questionable on the basis of real evidence? No, nothing to see here folks, move along. Just laugh if you see anything that contradicts the official story lines.

[@bimmerfan2126]

@@nonterrestriaI imagine is so many Americans didn't buy into BS conspiracies like Q and the stolen election, and then we could get things done in DC as the GOP obstruction crooks were voted out of office, cause, you know, their only platform is STUPID conspiracy culture was BS,

[@mr.nobody9697]

"people also made fun of the founding fathers. You know? Before they stormed the british gates and took over" This is hilariously accurate of the mindset of real conspiracy theorists.

[@PhilLesh69]

They always find a way to equate themselves to the founding fathers the same way Christians like to win arguments by saying "it's in the bible." people made fun of, people called them crazy, people said they would never succeed, people said people said. But you wait and see! I'm just like a founding fodder!

[@gregoryagogo]

If you beLIEve any of the HISstory they hand us!

[@mho...]

The Founding Feathers didnt float!

[@jamespando1787]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!! HAHAHA 😂😁

[@andym7333]

ok but clinton is epstiens friend and hunters labtop is real ... go look

[@waltergodsoe5526]

Thank you youngsters, it is a relief for this old man, to know the bird apocalypse is finally being revealed. Love ya!

[@falondonahue8457]

Birds are not cameras dude. Man learn to know the difference between a camera that's not alive and a bird that is alive. 🤦

[@danielabartelli4734]

@@falondonahue8457 😂😂😂it was a joke dude

[@TheBanana93]

@photag216 Woosh

[@falondonahue8457]

@@danielabartelli4734 I didn't know it was a joke I'm sorry.

[@bodyofhope]

Birdpocalypse

[@jaime_el_brujito]

I love the lady who prayed for him! 😭

[@enough_is_enough5131]

“pigeons are liars” had me on the floor

[@beewest5704]

But they are 😂😂😂

[@raymondalleyne7803]

Birds are'nt real was in an austin powers movie the pentaverate thats maybe where he got his ideas from everything hes saying about birds an pidgeons being a conspiracy was in the movie look it up

[@roberthernandez782]

Yeah very funny stuff

[@Trizno]

Have you ever seen a "baby" pigeon?

[@hydrolito]

Parrots and mynah birds mimic human speech not pigeons.

[@epluribusunum1460]

This young man is an exemplar of the resilience of our human spirit. He survived that school mass shooting trauma and came back up from below to bring humor to us all. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@MilloSpiegel]

Oh dear lord, he is a survivor of Parkland. That is terrifying

[@jamesr8584]

He is doing good work. I am amazed and disturbed at how some people believe nutty conspiracies that defy common sense and logic. Yet I see these loony ideas being pushed on social media.

[@FirsteMann1929]

@@jamesr8584 Yup You should be with the understanding that we live in a corrupt free society and there are absolutely no conspiracies going on in the world today

[@jamesr8584]

@@FirsteMann1929 Well I am still waiting to be taken to a FEMA camp which should have happened at least 3 years ago. What's taking our elitist overlords so long? It's not that you believe in conspiracies, but you think everything is a conspiracy. If you want to believe those children in Sandy Hook were just crises actors that's your prerogative. You are being brainwashed by opportunists and you believe their nonsense. And that's a real conspiracy.

[@FirsteMann1929]

@@jamesr8584 Why would they waste time with fema camps and the logistics nightmare of such a thing when they could just lock you up in your house. oh wait they already did that for the past 2 years and everybody complied

[@TrentonPeters]

It must have been such a relief to interview a conspiracy theorist that you don't have to take seriously as a journalist

[@user-sh1do4sp8e]

That's the whole point of the name "conspiracy theories" so they never become ideas that being understand. These people think that 9/11 was committed by Arabs with box cutters... Smh they're feds in there thinking

[@MrEvtmazda]

Real Journalism died along time ago

[@jpslayermayor9293]

Sad as it seems, there is more truth to the "Birds Arent Real" Conspiracy has more factual content to it than almost anything youd find in QAnon

[@johnmattera6772]

LMAO I was thinking the same thing! Must feel like a load off talking to this dude instead of a Q anon Psycho!… 💯.

[@victoriagore470]

It says you have 5 replies... I see none smh

[@joenoonan4857]

acknowledging that corporations fund laws to benefit their class is not a conspiracy theory. LMFAO

[@johnallenismynameandmusici2796]

This is fantastic. At last, some sanity in the world. What a creative guy to make this whole thing up. I love sarcasm and satire and this fits right in with the great authors of the past. This is like, "The emperor has no clothes."

[@littleredhen3354]

Exactly!

[@MarvaLuss1]

OMG, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REMEMBERS THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES. YOU SIR, ARE THE REAL MVP!!!

[@HarlemSexyBlaqkat]

Yes

[@B_Bodziak]

The most amazing part is that there are people that do not realize what it is he and his group are actually doing, and believe it. I realize that actually is the point, but geez, is that sad.

[@christopheroliver148]

I'm left wondering if this is an argument against or in favor of Plato's Allegory if the Cave.

[@davidwalter2002]

Sometimes you gotta be crazy just to stay sane. I admire this guy. On the surface, it's trivial and stupid, but the underlying message is profound. More power to him.

[@freesxsoccer]

Well said :)

[@christopherhanley4807]

So if you're crazy that proves you're sane? Your honor we reserve the right to question this one again.

[@MWhaleK]

Just like Hawkeye Pierce said.

[@vojacked305]

There's no insanity on an insane community.

[@aazhie]

@@christopherhanley4807 humans are inherently contradictory. We call someone schizophrenic "crazy" but literally EVERY human brain hallucinate or makes up things,because of the way the brain has to function. So why does the person who "talks to God" religiously any less insane than the person who hears their dead mothers voice? If you cannot handle nuance you cannot handle life or reality.

[@stevencahn4019]

This is the most sane and reasonable conspiracy theory I have ever heard! "If it flies, it spies!"

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

No, not the biplanes

[@bugsygoo]

It's a good joke, but let's get real here. The truth is there's no such thing as a fish. And it's been proven!

[@trj7078]

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[@246trixie]

*see above comment

[@kaw628]

@@bugsygoo Agreed, a great man once said "Do you really think fish are real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice all the sloppy details.".

[@viralbox5603]

A year later: Twitter now is X and they got rid of the bird.. must be a sign.

[@march2166]

Absolutely brilliant! "Seagulls are taking your food back to the pentagon". Birds + twitter = conspiracy. Lol HUGE respect to these guys

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

Riiiiiight, because damn near everything that a bunch of "wine-n-cheese cocktail party ivory tower types" think, should be taken seriously---including their humor.

[@nothingbutthetruth3227]

Respect? Oh cause he’s changing the world. 👏🍿

[@EingefrorenesEisen]

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Better than damn near everything a contrarian who hears one thing that scapegoats all their problems and instantly believes it or refutes any actual evidence.

[@march2166]

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 their humor is fantastic and clearly displays how sheep like and stupid people act. Hey why not belive that 'birds aren't real' as it's more reasonable and less frantic than Q.

[@FierceLeo.]

Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

[@Drawnspy]

Charging on powerlines is the most funniest and most logical thing I've ever heard in this conspiracy 😂

[@MrKrewie]

😂😂 creative

[@Poison_narcotic2]

That reminds me I need to charge my pet parrot before bed just need to stick its beak in the wall socket

[@TheSeeka]

Life imitates Art. This guy is both a genius and an artist.

[@FirsteMann1929]

He's an opportunist, nothing more

[@jamboys2766]

Only because he found out the TRUTH! Birds arent real, don't be a sheep

[@2NDFLB-CLERK]

▪️ A con artist is the accurate term. 🟥

[@grrhmaadulyaa7857]

@@2NDFLB-CLERK derrrp.

[@2NDFLB-CLERK]

@@grrhmaadulyaa7857 ▪️ Pea-Brain Calf. 🟥

[@conorandkanohi]

Him demanding twitter remove the bird logo is SO much funnier in retrospect

[@iainmackenzieUK]

I have been teaching physics for 30 years and always had to lie to my students about how birds can sit on power lines and not get fried. Now, finally, I can tell the truth. Thank you and god bless BAR !

[@victoriawilliams2786]

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

[@XyThree]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@bodyofhope]

Wow, you've been part of the problem, but I'm so glad to hear you're finally coming clean and teaching your students the truth about government drones. No more lies! Birds aren't real ✊

[@idocare6538]

Like a true scientist, question everything!

[@jamboys2766]

Thank you Iain! Can't believe they deepfaked Peter for this "interview"

[@RaxLakhani]

This should be turned into a TV series... I love the whole "fighting lunacy with lunacy" concept!

[@christopherhanley4807]

So you admit it's lunacy. You may step down from the witness stand.

[@PaulGuy]

Allow me to introduce you to Stargate SG-1, a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program, in which there's an episode about making a TV show about a secret interplanetary military program to hide the "real" secret interplanetary military program in plain sight.

[@rodneywallace6810]

you should star in it.

[@chrisbammer4946]

It exists. It's called Saturday night live. They made a business decision to not be funny anymore though

[@thatsillyrabbit]

Called South Park

[@Kap00rwith2os]

The scary part is there will be a small percentage of the population who will start to believe this satire is real.

[@lancer2442]

Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull??? We live in a matrix where the world is flat with a dome and then there's synthetic people living in the simulation only I can see out my eyes and therefore I am the only real person not synthetic well me body maybe but my soul is real and I am the only one

[@NeraBuffy]

That's the funny part

[@easwarsankar]

I suspect it could grow into a big conspiracy with lots of lunes really believing this stuff. It's not that far from QAnon and other nonsense that's been floating around for the past 6 years

[@mho...]

thats what they dont want you to belive!

[@g.leenuttbutter1525]

Come on!!! Everyone should know that BIRDS REALLY AREN'T REAL in this day and age!! I suppose yer gonna tell me next that all those flat- earthers are wrong too???

[@SadieMccollough-mf3jl]

What an incredible social experiment! I hope that psychologists, sociologists, and political scientists are taking note

[@asandax6]

They are way ahead of you. The LGBT community has grown a lot thanks to them and thousands of kids now think it's a good idea to have irreversible gender assignment surgery and hormone blockers. Using the threat of suicide as the stick and the promise of euphoria and acceptance as the carrot.

[@krouac]

I was horrified when these people came to my town with their movement and now I find this to be one of the most inspirational stories I have heard in recent years. This is really amazing!

[@lucashumphrey2301]

Bro drug addiction real get yourself some help

[@mariatorres5563]

The dude is a freaking gangster, love him & his idea, awesome!!! 🤣😉😎

[@SpaceRanger187]

@@lucashumphrey2301 its his life if he wants to do drugs that his choice, who are you to be telling others what they can do with their life,, not harming..go to bed sheep you got work in the morning

[@rhabdoviridae]

@@lucashumphrey2301 Don’t knock drugs, bro. I know for a fact you’d be more tolerable if you were toking.

[@katpotter1889]

I hope they come to my town the shake these conservative out of their comas

[@katwil89]

I love the lore he has developed around the conspiracy theory. My favorite bit is the seagulls being used for DNA harvesting.

[@rocketamadeus3730]

My favorite bit is how bird surveillance drones are literally a real thing yet no one seems to know that.

[@randomthings8057]

@@rocketamadeus3730 I’m not even 19 and I have worked this out before even seeing anything about it!

[@positronikiss]

funniest thing is its all true though theyre CIA eschewing attention from a real operation disguised as a nutty parody.

[@asafoetidajones8181]

Yeah, but I can't imagine they're widely used, or deployed over any great distance. There's also pretty successful research into using live beetles with cameras and wires in their nervous systems to control their flight. But they're unreliable and super expensive, probably only used for very specific high value surveillance. Very little reason to send expensive and high risk toys out to watch normal citizens who happily broadcast everything they do through their phones already.

[@nickh.4917]

Dude it’s not funny. That is exactly what seagulls do. I’ve seen it happen. They take your french fries and fly off straight toward Langley.

[@captainkirk4514]

Fighting crazy with crazy. I totally love it! The scary part is that there will definitely some who will believe it.

[@juanok2775]

birds aren't real

[@gamecocks1150]

@@juanok2775 LMAO

[@aliedil5415]

Big waste of time, but maybe there is more to it? Like for us to automatically assume that a "conspirationist" believes in flat heart, and spying birds. So, we should be good cows and listen what officials and their TV propaganda are saying because they are good human beings.. Everything has been done on this earth, every evil things that you can think of, it has been done and even worse than that. Satanists are real, drugs are real, killers and rapists are real, business men and politicians seeking only profits are real. Conspiracy means nothing nowadays everyone is lying, especially those that qualifies anything that bothers them as such.

[@lancer2442]

Think about it dude have you ever seen a baby pidgin or seagull There's flouride in our drinking water Artificial flavourings cause cancer There's is a cave in England where soil dark because its in the cave and that

[@TJ-so9xo]

my husband believes this 60 minutes story is real. He believes someone out there is this nuts but he sure doesn't think its his Trumpian loving self. Its hilarious!

[@CoolBreez3007]

Why do you think there's feathers in your pillows? It's to send gamma rays to your brain. I do not trust pillows so I sleep standing up

[@helenchelmicka]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ryan-gx4ce]

The best is when he's at Twitter headquarters yelling "They're brainwashing you! They're watching you! They want to control you!" It is both a parody and not a parody in that moment. Spitting truth.

[@sophiafake-virus2456]

Yes. This whole movement is a psyop. (Not being ironic)

[@stopthattrain14]

This is true art ,what a great social experiment ,I now have more confidence in today's younger generations ,yes this should be recorded by Smithsonian as a humorous social experiment , or contemporary modern art

[@sophiafake-virus2456]

@@stopthattrain14 No, it's a psyop, psychological warfare designed to stop you thinking for yourself, and to accept what you think you know, but in reality have just been told (programmed).

[@uncletacosupreme7023]

My favorite was "after I learned the truth, I sold my pet bird." 🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiafake-virus2456]

@@uncletacosupreme7023 Yes but it's really a psyop, to stop freethinking.

[@feurigerStern]

This is genius. I am a Boomer and I applaud this energy of the Y and Z millennials to deal with the "lunacy" of today's world.

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I'm GenX and agree with you. I've loved this since it first started.

[@karensky3456]

Another boomer here. I first heard about this recently. I think the person actually believed it though. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Once the genie is out of the bottle...oops, I mean, once the bird is out of its cage, there's no telling which way it will go.

[@fastronaut909]

@@karensky3456 your humor checks out 😂

[@sweetpealee056]

Amen! (Fellow boomer here) this makes me feel there is hope although I do think this originated as a pot induced stream of consciousness and a brilliant one at that!👏👏👏

[@KellySandra716]

Gen X here... if you think that they dont spy on us with any means possible. You are a problem.

[@catherine7147]

Genius…gives this grandma hope the younger generations will keep their sense of humor and expose the current crazies .

[@PatrickCrossfire.]

So I guess I have been eating robots instead of chickens for the last 30 years.

[@shaunellmers5033]

This kid has a bright future. Absolutely hilarious and spot on for today's misinformation crisis. Keep it up guys. Can't wait to see what he'll do in the future.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

He's another Sasha Baron Cohen

[@thegreatselkie6009]

@@andrewvelonis5940 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@dook228]

Trump 2.0

[@thegreatselkie6009]

@@dook228 bullcrap

[@youtubeoppressivecensorshi8047]

Censorship crisis were first time in my life democrats actively don’t believe in speech

[@springle91]

Birds aren’t real isn’t satire. That’s what they want you to think

[@ekd1985]

Hey look another conspiracy theory that the fake conspiracy theory isn’t actually a fake conspiracy theory but a real theory

[@henrylee8510]

Birds are psychotic hypnotized lizard people genetically transformed to be 'birds'. I have proof. Note that 'birds' never existed until after WWII ended, the day the global cabal took over.

[@itsmeprasad1987]

Lol

[@wisho-ro4305]

Wait .... Wait what? What?

[@juanok2775]

for real

[@bjkarana]

I feel a particular connection with the students and families of both the Stoneman Douglas and Newtown mass shootings, as I was a student at Virginia Tech on 4/16/07, but I at least never had to go through being called a crisis actor, or suffer personal threats and attacks from conspiracy theorists. The "Birds aren't Real" movement is such perfect satire for what's going on in our country and I'm a definitely a believer.

[@MISNM0]

Go Hokies! I remember the news that day. Best to everyone affected by all the tragedies you cited. That people harass and disbelieve them is unconscionably awful.

[@MISNM0]

Also want to mention that the families of the Children and Educators murdered in the very real massacre at Newtown have an organization called Sandy Hook Promise. Everyone please look at their information as you're able.

[@mummra7]

sheep like you are what's wrong with this country. too dam lazy to do any research so i'll just believe what the tv set orders me to believe. both those "events" were faker than joe winning the election.

[@honeysucklecat]

What else do you expect from republicans except paranoia, conspiracies, bullying, and cowardice? Easier for them to believe conspiracies than apologize or admit they’re wrong.

[@Allyourbase1990]

It’s so funny that he just grabbed a poster board and wrote down the first thing he could think of 😂😂😂

[@TheRobinRedbreast]

This was brilliant! I laughed so hard I am absolutely crying. I am now officially a bird truther. I haven't laugh this hard for a very long time. I really needed this. Thank you for posting this video.

[@justachonkyspider]

Eeek! A government drone has infiltrated! 😱.... "if it flys it spies"

[@robertbunch7829]

Pigeons are liars lol 😆 !!!!!

[@BeccAcCardenas]

ROFL, that was some funny💩....my parrot objects tho but she thinks she was an Empress Diva in her previous life and doesnt claim that whole "bird" label.🤣🤘🏻

[@BeccAcCardenas]

@@robertbunch7829 you mean the sky rats....lol

[@justachonkyspider]

@@robertbunch7829 that's right don't take the word from the bird! Lol 😆

[@MichelMawon4982]

Sooo refreshing to see everyone hasn't lost their entire mind. There are some people who actually believe that believing in conspiracy theories makes them smarter than everyone else. A healthy (substantiated) skepticism is part of living in a world with other humans since interests don't always align, but never being able to take anything or anyone as they are presented is a prison.

[@dsadawrware]

wanting to feel smarter than everyone else is the prerequisite for any conspiracy idiot on facebook

[@sebione3576]

Skepticism is more important than ever nowadays. Information is controlled by a smaller and smaller group of individuals who's primary motivation is definitely not the greater good.

[@kindnessfirst9670]

Crazy people ALWAYS think they are smarter than other people.

[@lolacabana123]

You're 100% right. I know, because I live it. I'm skeptical about pretty much everything. I always admire people who have strong faith or beliefs in something, because it seems very liberating. Usually though, it's because of the reasons @SebiOne said. I'm always questioning the intentions or the sources I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else though lol. I'm very aware of how problematic this mindset is

[@Grimeyhoob]

You need to exterminate the right wing in your country, they will be the death of the whole world with their denial of basic facts such as climate change and basic ideals of democracy. They are deprived of brains.

[@maomao180]

Birds charge on power lines 😂

[@Bax365]

It makes sense too!

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@Wildlife Warrior how come they don't get electrocuted?

[@riderouter]

My God, this random KZbin commenter is a genius and 100% correct!!!

[@WesleyWhiteside]

Watching this the day Twitter removes their bird logo on that very building.

[@RJ_Macready717]

I'm so pleased this is just satire. When I first heard about this movement. I was like “you have to be kidding me” I at first thought this was a real group. I'm so glad this was all just a way to get people to to reflect how silly they can be.

[@jamessanders145]

I can't wait for some people to believe it as something real and start their own bird truther groups.

[@TheBanana93]

I thought that about the flat earth stuff. I was sure it was a joke and that no one believed it... but no its really not!

[@redrick8900]

The right believes a lot of crap dumber than this.

[@heywaitMarlee]

Honestly, I am quite happy that the Birds Aren't Real people are here. They aren't hurting anything or anyone, the founder uses the movement as a way to deal with his trauma, it's satire and it truly exemplifies what I always say...'it takes all types to make a village.' I don't believe birds are drones but I have my serious suspicions about seagulls, male peacocks and mockingbirds. Especially mockers. Anything that sits outside your bedroom window all night and sings car alarm songs has an alternate agenda.

[@stillhere1425]

Seagulls steal food-but do you ever see them actually EATING it???

[@cherylhardy8418]

👍👏😂

[@rosagalvan8231]

😁

[@benmiles1620]

Funny until mouthbreathers start shooting birds

[@hungluong799]

What if birds get hurt because people start shooting them down to dissect them ???

[@RoyGBiv-mb8xt]

As someone who’s absolutely sick of conspiracy theories and conspiracists, this is refreshing.

[@crazydave507]

Why? What are you hiding?

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

@@crazydave507 Maybe their head? Up perhaps in their four pointed contact? But then maybe they ARE tired of the "flat earthers"? They couldn't possibly be tired of the "Oswald-wasn't-alone" crowd???

[@JQR76]

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Are you illiterate?

[@edwsc3]

You SAID it !!! So sick & TIRED of these STUPID conspiracy theorists !!!

[@edwsc3]

one of the first things they do is try and discredit bbc and cnn news

[@arnamthedarkthoughts7224]

Seagulls aren't eating the food because they're hungry, no! taking food back to the pentagon for DNA testing. Hilarious.

[@P1ayerOne]

man, he got me good. I saw him on the minority report podcast and he stayed in character perfectly for the entire interview. I've watched his interviews and laughed at him over and over again. I was fooled, I thought he was a true believer. nice!

[@awaitingaugust1681]

He was great on there lol

[@edvh88]

This is hilarious, but also part of the proud tradition of comedy calling out real issues. I’m proud of him for doing something to address the conspiracy theorists in such a creative, positive and fun way.

[@MarcillaSmith]

Don't believe the "'Birds Aren't Real' isn't real" conspiracy. I'm not saying that birds aren't real, but the conspiracy is.

[@DkKombo]

The only difference between a conspiracy theory and truth is like a year to 6 months. Remember facebooks fact checkers? Parody is becoming reality

[@ryanleblanc6817]

There’s so many proven conspiracies. This world is obviously not what we thought it was.

[@Houlgravely]

Democrats use "conspiracy theorists" as a strawman while they laugh about the census.

[@NickTarterOKC]

This dude is a riot. You can't help but laugh, and then cry a little because there is so much actual crazy out there.

[@ThePubsters]

This would be a PERFECT movie..I hope it happens, if not I’ll take a Netflix show.. 😂

[@MrUndoe]

You have no idea how relieved I was when they said it was satire.

[@jamboys2766]

it aint satire. Peter was deepfaked. Don't be a sheep!

[@goose7378]

This was deepfaked by the CIA to discredit the birds aren't real movement. They don't want everyone to know the truth.

[@catherineyoung3889]

@@jamboys2766 excellent. Keep up the spirit!

[@theodoreroberts3407]

It shows you must be careful what you believe, especially today.

[@ImmaWrongdoer]

People like you are the main reason why they do all of this.... No offense

[@maryoconnor9360]

This kid already has a psychology degree and more ! I want to know how to become a follower of this brilliant (and very true lol) movement ! I'm all in and I am 68 yrs old. Glad to see there is a generation that can look at a serious situation, and raise awareness of it , by attracting large numbers of people to it based on humor(satire). Good twist ! Very refreshing!

[@henrylee8510]

I am 55, I never remembered seeing a 'bird' until I was 2 my yrs old. My theory was that they were introduced in 1968 (when I was 2). Prior to this I never saw 'birds'. My parents tell me birds existed but not sure because I am not sure my own parents even existed prior to my birth. I can only take their word for it.

[@jackgoodall1950]

It's a wonderful psychological experiment, and obviously cathartic already. Fantastically done

[@maxokream6269]

This is so wholesome & sweet 🥺, I’m also sooo happy you finally realized that birds have been a lie

[@tcb5141]

Kids been brainwashed.

[@darrenscott6982]

He's will make a great CIA agent. A conspiracy theorist is a term used to discredit people who ask too many questions. Hunter Biden's laptop was a conspiracy, Jeffrey Epstein was a conspiracy, the US government spying on Americans conspiracy I remember Edward Snowden.

[@gabrielleholt1863]

I've heard of this conspiracy in passing for a while but I never knew the story or how popular it really was. This is absolutely hilarious and I am fully on board

[@kimulm0619]

It's not popular they pay people to gather round to FOOL U😇

[@paultaylor6712]

@@kimulm0619 Soros!

[@Red4350]

fully on bird*

[@nothingsurprisesmeanymore]

They need sponsorship from Red Bull 🧚

[@elizabethCorkins83]

@@Red4350 hahaha

[@mitchellm3536]

I love this. Our conspiracy culture desperately needs mockery

[@ClarkPotter]

What if I told you, you have the whole thing backwards? The government's just batting a thousand telling the truth with us huh? Two or more ppl never get together surreptitiously for personal gain that's not completely on the up and up?

[@billstrasburg384]

You bone head. This nonsense is intended to steer stupid people away from the truths that the government doesn't want you to know.

[@BraveNewUs]

Enjoy ur 15min citys, lab food, no farmers, no cars

[@justintime343]

Missed opportunity in that opening interview: "What kind of birds are most dangerous?" Should have said: "Angry Birds".

[@MISNM0]

💀

[@equalityforall8418]

We need more satire to unveil all the ludicrous conspiracy theories. MUCH much much much much much MUCH MORE!!! LOVE this!!

[@roostertn]

Yea..like hunter bidens laptop not being pertinent ..or like those 30000 emails didn't have any public business on them...Obama delivering billions to Iran...

[@equalityforall8418]

@@roostertn LOL!!! Still believing those lies does not make them facts :) Still can't handle Trump lost by a landslide, huh? Or is it because you can't handle the criminal cases piling up on him? Or...most likely...both?

[@jamboys2766]

It's not satire. Peter was deepfaked. He would never concede to the government's lies!

[@Redwolf6056]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how many times they snuck the word flock into this piece

[@jamboys2766]

cause that's what the world is. A flock of deceived sheep! BAR!

[@agumatthew9149]

I so much love this woman's facial expressions

[@johnnycash4556]

Lmao "pigeons are liars" 🤣🤣🤣 "they are spying and charging through power lines" 😅🤣. The 🌎 needs more laughter! This surely helped me, lol luv it!

[@Garnish4Zombies]

This guy is a national treasure: the "rumour" that he has spread, for fun, irony, and to make a point, will generate much mirth when it bounces back voiced by Q-zealots in earnest. Good work that man!

[@edwsc3]

These damn QS are EVERYWHERE and the things they BELIEVE are So childish !!!

[@nothingbutthetruth3227]

Wait, I thought Q was gone?? There’s still a Q? I agree. You could tell the Q thing was total BS!

[@edwsc3]

@@nothingbutthetruth3227 Where do you live? Q is FAR from gone !! In fact,..they just ELECTED one in Ohio!!

[@vcelkaMaja12]

I really love, how serious he is at the beginning. Even more serious than the interviewer. 3:14 "Show about clock and time, I´m okay with it..."

[@Champahippie]

That’s the best line

[@orbiebibbee2998]

My Dad always told me: I was so..... slow it would take me an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[@CAMacKenzie]

I know someone who actually believes that, not all birds, but many, most in some places, are private surveillance devices. She can tell by the "fake" sound of their calls. Also some dogs, cats and squirrells. One night last summer there were two cats howling at each other in the back yard, and she was sure they were artificial. This is an otherwise intelligent, moderately well educated woman, with growing tendency to paranoia. She's believed things like this for years.

[@valu1827]

My schizophrenic mother in law said an armadillo that my husband shot with a shotgun wasn’t real. She said it was a robot because there wasn’t enough blood. I can’t make this up. 🤦‍♀️

[@Proverbspsalms]

Well sadly, the government does do things like that

[@YCt37689]

Bless her. She may have paranoid schizophrenia or something else like that or simply anxiety. It can really mess with your head!

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Poor woman! But I know several people who are always getting "secret messages'. From what I've seen, the guy who thinks the gov't is out to get him either crawls into a bottle & stays there, or becomes more & more dangerous. Got one friendly acquaintance who believes that earth society has been infiltrated by aliens! God help us all!

[@chestnut4860]

Y'know I hate internet physchologists as much as the next commenter but maybe tell her to get checked, it cant be fun being her.

[@014Marines]

One of the beauties of this is that people that take themselves too serious when it comes to politics, regardless of which side you’re on. Won’t see the irony when they start to make fun of this guy.

[@johnmattera6772]

True

[@notacloutchaser7407]

Ill just make fun of him for being a weakling.

[@alwaysforward4035]

This made my day! I wish this young man nothing but the best! 👍🏾

[@simonjones7727]

Everyone knows that the moon landings were fake. What is less well known is that the movie "Capricorn One" was filmed entirely on location on the moon. True.

[@tubejohn27]

All these guys are just brilliant. Just when you think the future is about to take a dump, young minds come up with something so truthful and teaching. 👏👏👏

[@camelxravennova]

Sarcasm

[@Jay-xh9dl]

@@camelxravennova You didn't watch the video.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

Truthful, yes. Teaching, not quite.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@CIA,DOE,NSA,DOD, & Research Institutes test on You Girl...

[@camelxravennova]

@@Jay-xh9dl I did

[@janisolson1013]

I really like this guy. He's super clever and is definitely smart posing all the right questions. I salute his group. Most definitely! Good job, young man. 👌🏻

[@kevinrussell7446]

We need more parody movements like this so the actual crazies can't decide which kind of crazy to lash on to.

[@userbuddy7301]

That's reality, currently

[@martinphilip8998]

Where do I sign up?

[@t.g.7180]

...Or its gas lighting at a level no one has ever seen

[@StonedPriest]

@@t.g.7180 those people were waiting for JFK Jr AND Sr. In Dealy Plaza. They gaslight themselves.

[@t.g.7180]

@@StonedPriest i know some are loons, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the govt did something like this 🤣 seriously they’re all about control bro

[@mediastarguest]

I love this guy, fantastic. Really opened my eyes to conspiracy theories. I've just had my 83rd Covid jab and feel great, looking forward to another 17 vaccinations before Christmas to get me through to 2023.

[@janeth20ski9]

🤣😂🤣

[@rebeccaerb9935]

Lol

[@cgreene3894]

Are you still alive? …Not sure if your comment was sarcastic or not.

[@notacloutchaser7407]

He is mocking all the people praising this kid. They are sheep. He is also calling covid a op and covid shots a detriment to your health.

[@FierceLeo.]

Which is more believable Remote controlled footballs in the NFL or robot camera birds???

[@LAHWF]

@cherdleys in the corner of the thumb YES

[@crimpinurpimpin]

These kids are so awesome. They deserve much more attention and bringing this to the masses to show how ridiculous this country has become.

[@notacloutchaser7407]

100%

[@brandon_crow1291]

I'll be honest, I didn't even know this was satire. There were just so many insane conspiracy theories being thrown out there that I genuinely thought that there were some dipshits who seriosuly thought this. Absolutely genius 😂

[@amandagfuller]

Same! I used to bartend, and I had a guy sit down at my bar and start talking about how birds aren't real. I agreed with him, because I was scared he was unstable and would harm me. Then, I refused to serve him another drink. 🤣😂🤣

[@doger6531]

me too

[@JA-jx1hk]

Insane conspiracy theory = anything the msm and mainstream institutions dont talk about or want me to know of

[@JA-jx1hk]

Also you literally couldn’t tell an obvious joke was a joke until the news told you it was, and yet you have the gall to question the astuteness of “conspiracy theorists” and insinuate that they are gullible? Clearest example of projection I’ve ever seen.

[@ctmatthews11]

by now, there are probably people who have stumbled onto this "Birds Aren't Real" thing and genuinely believe it. never underestimate humanity

[@Neqtunez]

this guy makes flat earthers look smart

[@chroniccrypto5621]

I saw this the other day, and honestly pretty much gave up on society, but knowing now it's satire then maybe there's still hope.

[@MISNM0]

💫

[@BadOompaloompa79]

Clock show lamestream media wants you to THINK it's satire. It's fake news, as fake as birds. Wake up sheeple.

[@nonterrestriaI]

A company paid tens of thousands of dollars to make this video. Don't give up yet.

[@Sarahizahhsum]

You can hear her laughing behind her narrating. Good work 60 minutes. Best interview ever. Yall rock so hard. Such a serious interview channel to latch onto this beautiful movement. Good things do happen.

[@laricsmith]

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don't speak bird.” - Kurt Cobain

[@sarangtokki2045]

See 👀 he knew 💯

[@Sci-Que]

Sadly many people will forget that this was meant as a joke and truly start following the birds aren't real ideology.

[@TrillBelichick]

When he said “your show about clocks and time” that took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kateb2643]

This is the first time I've seen someone older than 35 recognise it as satire and not totally panic

[@slitor]

I'm 36 and I would have fallen for it as well...I mean...after the Flat Earth...standards aren't very high.

[@sparkymularkey6970]

I've been seeing a lot of "Birds Aren't Real" stickers around my college campus and it's such a relief that it's satire. 😂

[@Patriot-pq2po]

not satyre... look up birds arent real 87.... this started in the 80s. all true

[@xL0stKIlah]

@@Patriot-pq2po seriously where are the baby birds at

[@ArranVid]

3:54 Lmao birds are on top of the billboard

[@jeffreydodge2586]

Thank God Peter is finally bringing this to flight/light. I have known for years that birds aren’t real but have been alone until now. I finally have a community. Stay strong my brothers and sisters.

[@Nitroat-xo4tj]

Yeah! Since Corona lies and Plandemic is not cool anymore I searched for new conspiracies, to shout out my outrage about my Loser Life and the Reason that is to blame for this! Not me,.. Of course :The Govt! Now I have hold again! 😍😜

[@MrAmyhutto]

Me too, I totally knew it.

[@lottielane2486]

Jeffrey, we, in the Truther movement, always knew it would be revealed. Heck, don't the Bible just say ,That which is born in the dark shall be revealed in the light,,. I'm praying for you, an all our community. God Bless y,all.🙏🙏

[@bodyofhope]

Stay strong, friends! Don't go outside where the "birds" are unless wearing a mask to confuse the tracking technology. I've heard rumors that squirrels are next. Stay vigilant ✊

[@DaveT383]

This is about the best news story I've seen in years. Way to go Clock Show!

[@davidknightx]

Lost it when he explained how the seagulls take our food back to the government for DNA analysis.

[@Coyote1.618]

Birds aren't real as they're chanting.. The mere pigeon across the street is staring at them and saying yes I am I am real...

[@Opinionsrnotfacts574]

Someone should tell Marjorie Taylor Greene about this movement - I am certain she will believe it.

[@FairleyTrashed]

I think you are overestimating her intelligence.

[@NakedSageAstrology]

Time to initiate the skeet shooting movement like the removal of those pesky buffalo; because, ancestry.

[@mr.fahrenheit7009]

@@FairleyTrashed under estimateing

[@davejoson1100]

You obviously are ignorant to the real issues that Greene is talking about. Feel sorry for you and others that are so uninformed on those subjects😪

[@Wardoon]

I am, from now on, a Bird Truther; a staunch believer that Birds Aren't Real.

[@Diesel257]

I think this is how a lot of "conspiracy theories" got started. Sarcasm with a straight face is powerful.

[@daily_diecast]

They say that because they havent seen a dead bird that its body has actually opened .

[@OnasTarot]

Performance art is good but some people are too simple to appreciate this as an experiment on the human condition and will become engulfed in this altered reality.

[@ManiacMeats]

I'd laugh if I wasn't so afraid some folks are too simple that they won't latch on.

[@OnasTarot]

@@ManiacMeats You may get a Dronebird that settles on your roof Dave! Be careful buddy.

[@MISNM0]

Solid possibility

[@BadOompaloompa79]

Wake up sheeple. Birds are fake!

[@NikkiSaMoneforever]

I fell out when she asked about geese and he said he doesn’t trust them!! And the crazier part is this conspiracy makes sense. Remember when all those birds were dying…..

[@texasgirlmomx2342]

Pure genius 👏 The heroes we didn't know we needed. 🤣😂🤣😂 Well done, youngster!!

[@frogman7986]

“They forget people made fun of the founding fathers until they stormed the British gate and took over” 😂