BIRTHDAY SURPRISE

THE CREW SURPRISES JAMES WITH SOME WONDERFUL GIFTS 🐮🔪
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It's PRIME TIME. AMAZON PRIME TIME. Amazon is well known for being a great service to obtain items in a quick and timely manner. With this new show not only do we put that to the test, but we venture into what Amazon is all about, the weird shit.
The rules are simple, using our collective funds we buy a few items for each other and not knowing what they are, we share them with one another on the couch. We could very well go poor doing this, we just want you to know this. 🐮🔪
The following is for those multicultural.
Торт можа прыйсці ва ўсіх памераў і формаў. Замарожваць можа вар'іравацца да спадобы таксама. Гэта выдатная ежа , але вы павінны быць асцярожныя з ім. Калі вы ясьце шмат вы можаце атрымаць дыябет
D'alguna manera , no importa el que és, sempre hi ha un desordre que passa. Podríem fer un vídeo sobre els globus i d'alguna manera , algú es va a embrutar
BIRTHDAY SURPRISE • AMAZON PRIME TIME
Thank you 🐮🔪

[@UberHaxorNova]

Keep up the great work guys.

[@XNaruto25]

sup

[@Flyingspider64]

Omg dad

[@FaintSpark]

Dadi you are gonna look so good with the help of that makeup kit, im a bit jealous

[@uncleavery1]

This comment is going to explode soon

[@BlankBlanks]

NOVA! that birthday guy "James" coincidentally looks like you.

[@looloolemon104]

You'd think they'd learn by now that if James hands you something to eat, he's going to throw it all over your face 😂

[@saulmeza7117]

frfr😂😂😂😂

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

this was so good :D

[@leviengstrom7359]

+Samuel Samuel that was like the first minute

[@gooberdooder5610]

hey guys I produce funny content too! check me out if you want.

[@Mickr4]

Who read the comments before watching the video anyway? Your fault.. -.-

[@Ivan-vj9pf]

"I'm not your boss Trevor, I'm your friend." Learning from the Creatures I see.

[@bigchooch4434]

Next he'll be fucking Alex under the table and fire Trevor, starting a slow decline until the channel goes under

[@splinter4161]

@@shacro8421 rip...

[@Kiriki-f4n]

@@bigchooch4434 this comment didn't age well

[@mr.jameson218]

@@Kiriki-f4n Uh why? They didn't end anywhere near how The Creatures did. Lol

[@Kiriki-f4n]

@@mr.jameson218 no it's because of what he thought was gonna happen...

[@warfox]

Happy birthday dad.

[@warfox]

;)

[@USE_OF_A_BODY]

you commented on your own comment..... Thats sad

[@porkyrip658]

Your gonna have a brother later tonight

[@jorgejevangelista8303]

Thanks kid

[@warfox]

+yousef abbadi it's more sad looking at your comment ;(

[@TribekaGaming]

I've laughed more in this one episode than I have in the last 20 videos of the creatures

[@mandezsiow6467]

+narkune wooo pvris

[@krazzzykilla9264]

I did as well XD

[@FODeath117]

+narkune fucken got em mate

[@JackPorter]

well, not a hard record to beat... not recently anyway

[@grunty144]

Who

[@MohammadGamer57]

"I'm not your boss Trevor i'm your FRIEND!!" - James (BEST QUOTE EVER!)

[@TheMMAN90]

''Is that why you don't pay me?''

[@MohammadGamer57]

+Yo Dixy lol

[@Pøssessïve-B]

wierd to think trevor is only 3 years older than me and im 16 wow

[@johnpacle242]

That quote made me love James even more.

[@OzWasTaken]

he should've told that to Jordan...

[@SirSquillem]

"Trevor! You ain't supposed to be looking at this" -Uberhaxornova 2016

[@ivanyoes667]

I'm assuming he said that because trevor is the youngest am I right?

[@xXslywolfpupXx]

+Ivan Yoes yes

[@agentsushi5001]

Exactly how old is Trevor?

[@xXslywolfpupXx]

+Agent Sushi 19

[@RoboLeader-zz6cx]

Agent Sushi he's only 8 so what they're doing is excruciatingly horrible

[@HeIterSkelter]

Damn this really sums up the energy I miss from this channel. Can't be sad it's over just gotta be happy it ever happened at all.

[@KapGaming07]

Facts

[@Nights_Sky]

Real asf

[@thatoneguy7991]

Never hurts to look back

[@taherajna]

Yup. On a rewatch spree. God i miss these guys so much.

[@thisismecindy]

Brett's gifts were by far the funniest

[@ilovecody7514]

Aleks crept up to the top with his "gifts". When he kissed the fake vagina I cried a little. Joe's were pretty wholesome.

[@TeeterreteeT]

James looked like a stroke survivor for most of this video.

[@_Stagnate_]

Was anyone else hoping that after Aleks had listed all the people he couldn't book that the singer-gram would make his triumphant return?

[@Gabu_]

Where isss heeee?!

[@HangamingHG]

THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!!

[@MoneyGamer]

Yes.. It's so sad :( Hope he comes back for Valentine's Day next year!

[@emitch667]

That would have been so great

[@MegaSaga7]

yes :(

[@geared4life]

lol "I'm not your boss, I'm your friend Trevor" ... shots fired???

[@ao8319]

friend zone

[@SPLKIRA]

someone in this comment chain didn't get the joke. damn... but gg good one xD

[@JosueMartinez-pt5kq]

dex

[@zdf46]

>Shot fired It was supposed to be a sincere statement, james was saying he valued the friendship more than work

[@munki9820]

i'll just be that guy It was "shots fired" because it was a direct hint to the drama surrounding James' conflict with Jordan, who was James' old boss from the Creatures. Many believe that the main thing that led to members leaving the Creatures was the constant conflict of "friendship becoming a business". James may know of these rumors, and/or they may be true, therefore a line like this is comedy gold. 🐮🔪

[@TheLoreMasterYT]

The editing at 3:00 almost made my head explode.

[@MaskMan191]

"I got you this beard lotion." *applies "beard" lotion to James's face* "It's from this new company. It's called, uh, Gooch Guard."

[@archimedes7703]

*silence*

[@laceyjones1544]

I have never not smiled at a cow chop video. Best part of the lets play family 😍

[@dylanjewell9488]

?

[@andreitan8479]

+dylan jewell They are a oart of lets play..

[@MeukaVirtual]

Damn this comment hits different

[@THESPICYMINTSHOW]

"soon my life will be over" James 2k15

[@balloonvine4222]

*2k12

[@DigitalVomitTV]

*2k10

[@Ashephalt]

+Balloon Vine 2k12 with the gang men and what not

[@stannisbaratheon7985]

Like the 2001 hit*

[@Gaming_Sparky58]

Are you a time traveller?

[@bethecowboy3593]

Well James, the years start comin and they don't stop coming and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin

[@mydeadboarbill9600]

And they don't stop cumming

[@haiclassic4859]

Jennaaaaa

[@AustinAttack09]

i wish brett was always around for videos tbh

[@SpookyStreetlight]

Austin Shaw now that theyre going to la...

[@TheNinjaBees]

Wow these guys are great, have you heard of the creatures? You'd collab great with them. You seem like just the thing they need.

[@saulmeza7117]

lol

[@chef3333]

they were in the creatures

[@halseylyrics]

who?

[@WillDuckett]

+Kyle Grob The Joke Your Head

[@GooGorilla]

+Kyle Grob He was joking...

[@Snowleopard6711]

omg i'm wheezing X'D

[@generaldeadpool3245]

same

[@DevilMayCarry]

Weezing*

[@harrypotterfan175]

+Thomas Rawlins not really nice try tho

[@Movman82]

So was James

[@spud7011]

Omg James's face at 15:05 is so fucking hillarious I'm crying!

[@Shayeblehhhh]

Joe's hair is perfect

[@briarwolf318]

Not anymore!

[@MrTommyDUB00]

RIP

[@definitelynotmymain1808]

lol what hair?

[@BoringMan]

I thought the singogram guy was going to show up. utter disappointment

[@SuperFarted]

same

[@jman22339]

Me too, when Aleks said he couldn't get a clown

[@tux3365]

I bet he'll make his return on valentines day

[@oopssry3536]

More like UDDER disappointment HAHAHA CAUSE COWS HAVE UDDERS?!??!?

[@trillcoby8635]

+Asia Man W

[@awesomefifimazgamer6715]

"Im not your boss Trevor, im your friend", make it the exact opposite in mouth of a red cap wearing fellow and you will uncover what ruined the creatures.

[@powerplayer75]

Who?

[@haloman6477]

+powerplayer75 jordan

[@Gabu_]

I see you are the invisible ninja that silently stood in the creatures office for months in order to know what happens off-camera.

[@nicky007men]

+mastakilla2234 Whi?

[@awesomefifimazgamer6715]

Gabu - San What ? Who told you that !? There has been a leak ?

[@itsleofrank]

Best part of every vid is when Aleks starts to say dude after every sentence

[@HaleyBombastic]

"You're 6... Including myself" hahah dead

[@PainWill997]

I can see the fear in everyone's eyes while singing happy birthday.

[@bigchooch4434]

I think that's the gooch guard

[@mrmcmeme8919]

"Soon my life will be over" 10/10 best optimism

[@genv02]

I was hoping for a birthday gram from that one guy

[@genv02]

No I'm talking about the one guy that James called up for Valentines Day for Alex

[@genv02]

But it would be funny if they got that one cop too

[@reyrock5836]

no, Daryl Dixon was actually Norman Reedus

[@deadorpheus8407]

Aleks saying DOOOOOD Is fuckin hilarious

[@vance8832]

Efren Alvarez I DON'T LIKE SHIT ON MY FACE DOOOOOOOOOD

[@FallenEch0]

ITS GOOCH CREAM MIXED WITH CAKE

[@Urbandeadops]

I just want to know if James actually got a prostitute.

[@jobletv1670]

Or its a throwback to that one prank he pulled on Valentines Day when they were at the creatures

[@spetsnazglaz8423]

he probably didn't.

[@blerk_dergan8011]

yea, a male one. the female condoms were for his ass.

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

William Robbins Betty27?

[@Monkofpo]

I keep telling you not in the face dude, but you keep putting it on my face dude. Kappa

[@lukeswan8004]

Joe is so cute and funny. he didn't know what gooch meant. 😂😂

[@dylanjewell9488]

gay

[@lukeswan8004]

+dylan jewell , who says I'm a dude?

[@dylanjewell9488]

Your fucking name

[@lukeswan8004]

+dylan jewell I'm not saying I wasn't a dude. but why assume?

[@Ptolomey]

You do realise, that he did know what that was, and said he didnt to get james to rub gooch cream on his face

[@Silly1336]

This seems more like a contest to impress James rather than just giving presents

[@sarahtyler5635]

Not really, nothing that they gave him was impressive. maybe a contest to entertain him most, but no way impress him.

[@Silly1336]

+Sarah Tyler well the point is they tried

[@KylePlays]

i feel bad for the person who always has to clean up the shit

[@GrexTheCrabasitor]

themselves

[@FnD4212]

Is not a janitor that for sure.....

[@cubeclutch4781]

+PleaseBeHappy that's for darn sure

[@saulmeza7117]

it's their maid Juanita its not racist. I can say that Cuz I'm Mexican

[@iandragooo]

It's most likely Aaron.

[@__Xeese]

3:01 These transitions are actually god-like.

[@drewmungus5841]

I was so confused, I thought there were two Trevors for a second before I realized what magic I had just experienced

[@will_poulter]

When Trevor says boss and you get flashbacks of Jordan

[@Skrubenz]

Fuckin' lost it at Gooch Guard

[@joeboxer954]

same

[@TheMadBrad1st]

funniest thing Joe has done

[@joeboxer954]

his awkward ness sealed it for me. I was on the floor when he turned it around

[@KillerJellyFish676]

i am surprised this isn't age gated and have a copyright strike for the "happy birthday" disney song

[@KillerJellyFish676]

just sayin with the song just for safety either mute it or do something else over it.

[@braydenvods]

+KillerJellyFish warner bros not disney

[@KillerJellyFish676]

my bad

[@drdiabeetus4419]

Actually. They lost that copyright a bit ago since it was found out that they never had the rights to that in the first place. They're trying to appeal but at the moment they're being forced to pay back all the royalties they made off it since they technically had no right to charge those

[@Srcsqwrn]

Do you have a source? That's interesting.

[@Makilov]

2:45 James throwing shade at The Creatures.

[@noc2rn]

Brett was about to say "by fifty years", which makes him approximately 81 years old. Somebody save him

[@jrisso6]

James looking like real life Ginger Powder

[@magnumAenus]

it's james's screams of pain is what makes this vid so great

[@ricecinnamon8273]

How can they stay so calm? lol Ive been dying through this whole video

[@robbiesimms6986]

Aleks' sleeve is pretty sweet

[@Booby855]

So glad they left. This was amazing.

[@theronster345]

Joe always wins the hearts of the fans.

[@RedTigeru]

joe's gorgeous hair

[@jeffleslie2215]

Happy birthday! Great moves James, keep it up, proud of you

[@SirMoee]

you want a vape?

[@TANTRAN321]

+TRollJEsus LOLOL LMAOOO WTF

[@SirMoee]

\//\

[@TheM24wolf]

Joe really isn't the sharpest tool in the shed is he...

[@awesomeray100]

... wat

[@TheSonicboy12]

It was a joke.

[@RotomWash]

its a joke

[@lookaftering5638]

he isn't though hahaha, you're right

[@biohzrd1x1]

he drives a 4th Gen camaro so he doesn't need to be smart

[@retpallyforlife]

tears have run down my face cuz i was laughing so much cowchop tysm for everything makes my day

[@DStega]

Can’t believe it’s been 7 years 🥺.

[@sleepypog]

By logic thus means James is 31, holy fuck

[@TheBeastlyBronco]

I fucking lost it at Brett's gifts

[@toamastar]

I am so glad we still have this channel to look back on! This shit was always so chaotic and its rare to see these days...

[@citizenhal]

I can't stop laughing at 13:30. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@CaptainJack]

Fucking hell that was hilarious!

[@Trashboat444]

I hope they do birthday episodes of this for everyone

[@Ickli]

Dear lord. I don't think I've ever laughed so much to a video before. The part with Brett was just eye-watering. So fucking funny.

[@dekunt6549]

You obviously didn't watch the river one then. That shit was fucking hilarious xD

[@Ickli]

True, It's hard to compare Cow Chop videos with one another. They're all Top grade comedy. It's incredible to see how much better they became after leaving the creatures.

[@dekunt6549]

+GWIvid yeah man, they're all on par with each other and it's great. I'm glad they left the creatures, as they seem more free

[@JackBBT123]

We are still here, enjoying the content

[@inthematrix123]

I’ve never seen a group of people struggle so hard to sing Happy Birthday before.

[@ivanyoes667]

When jmes went eyed because he could fit his whole hand in it made me die

[@blueriversrapper]

GET IDUBBBZ ON THIS

[@itisatlas]

yas

[@residual_soap]

no. go away

[@residual_soap]

SoProatVidGames SoProatvidGames I dunno why it would be funny. It wouldn't.

[@__Xeese]

Idubbbz is way better when he's scripted. If you've ever seen him do a let's play, he isn't as entertaining.

[@GuitarManFromJupiter]

+SirFudgey have you ever watched him in a random vlog? like on his second channel or on maxmoefoes second channel? hes pretty hilarious. plus those playthroughs were a while ago

[@mastermax7777]

6:46 Lmao his change in facial expression

[@trashtiergaming6320]

james said "im not your boss, im your friend" was this firing shots at the creatures or no?

[@camozombie7524]

I thought that too, I was hoping someone would point that out.

[@jimdingle4521]

This channel is an absolute gem; every video is a treat.

[@tylercottringer8793]

I'm basing my new religion on Aleks. The man, the meme, the legend.

[@theechoedge2840]

HAPPY BIRTHHHDDDDAAAAAYYYY TOOOO YOOOOUUUUUU animated classic

[@declanwitt5277]

how is this video not age restricted? like wtf

[@superdog8245]

k

[@greatestgamer10]

it will eventually most likely just that it just came out

[@Jamesamong007]

Why you cant handle the the content you sissy man

[@declanwitt5277]

It wasn't that I can handle the content... It's that I'm curious how they can have a plastic vagina, female condoms, a dildo, and simulate Fucking in a video. And have aleks kiss the vagina.. No censoring, no age restriction.

[@declanwitt5277]

James007HungerZone ^^^^^

[@Gosgos666]

That smooch at 16:29 killed me xD

[@analissei4046]

Thays so sweet tho..when james threw the cup after saying im not the boss im your friend

[@KyleBlues1]

That long pause after joe said the name of the beard cream.

[@MosesNA_]

Watched this growing up, watching it again but stoned. It's like I'm experiencing it for the first time again ;--;

[@koalabear6539]

James - "Im not your boss Trevor, Im your friend" . SHOTS TOWARDS THE CREATURES!?!?!?!?!? . Jk luv you and the creatures

[@FUNTclan]

thats what i thought lol

[@Fentricity]

Lol fucking Dex complaining and leaving for that reason

[@koalabear6539]

+Anthony C. (Pan) yeah thats why i put this comment

[@Fentricity]

Koala Boy Well you said creatures not Dex specifically

[@chesmooo]

"I'm not your boss Trevor, I'm your friend,". Is this some shade towards the Creatures? I think so!

[@ELEMENTALthrottle]

One year later and still one of the best cow chop videos to date. Happy fucking birthday James.

[@peanutbutthole]

I haven't seen joe's luscious locks in a video in so long

[@beatboxrob]

"I got gooch cream in my face" fucking lost it right there

[@Faverelli]

3:02 anyone notice that amazing transition? That's a talented editor working on these.

[@fremie7667]

Happy Birthday James.

[@RobinBCG]

Cow chop is like James and Aleks hub but better

[@Moondog911]

sorry I misunderstood your comment. I also prefer Cow Chop a lot more than hub

[@Faxwen]

okay? who cares

[@CaseFace5]

"I thought stuff doesn't fly in Colorado" lmao!!! as a fellow resident of Colorado this tickled my pickle.

[@Pwoolins24]

I'm starting to bloody love Joe, he needs to be in more videos. Makes me laugh so much.

[@TenebrusI07]

They're all so much different in this than the were with those who shall not be named. Joe and aron are both fucking hilarious

[@Pwoolins24]

***** I totally agree. I disliked them in the creature videos because the guys made them act a certain way, but here we get to know them and who they actually are. Funny bastards.

[@robin9031]

+Evil Melon There were so many things we disliked in the Creatures that we love now. A prime example would be the vloggish type videos.

[@koolkalier9445]

It's sad that the interns (Joe and Aron) got so much hate and disrespect for being the robots they turned them into. Least we see who the sexy beasts are now and we love them for it. (;

[@uchihasflame1]

I know people dont like bringing it up but i got to say it lol this video has been out about 1 hr more then that godzilla the creatures made and this has like 16 times the views of that one. hell i think the last 4 videos they made is still less then this video and i dont know why but it makes me kind of sad. After following the creatures so long to see them fall this far is truly a sad thing but the bright side is like a phoenix cowchop has come from their ashes to hopeful continue to make amazing content. Aleks, james , joe, aaron and trevor i hope you guys know that we love your content and thank you for making our days brighter now ill end this comment in aleks home tounge "stay thirsty my friends"

[@sergiolucas2781]

17:00 " I came prepared " ,says Aleks as he's talking about condoms.

[@MrRob86753]

"Im not your Boss Trevor, im your friend" Wow James, shots fired at the creatures XD

[@K7RTKL]

How is that shots fired?

[@MrExteraz]

This deserve more likes.

[@MrRob86753]

The creatures had positions essentially Kootra was the boss, anyone who went against him never had a say, it's why Dex left, and one of the many reasons Cow Chop split. James saying that is like dissing Kootra for bossing everyone around. It was just a joke.

[@maddisera4419]

1:00 T-DOG FROM QUAD MOUNTAIN SURVIVAL

[@SuckF8n]

If I was gonna explain cow chop to someone i would just show them this video

[@firaxfiddlesticks3111]

I can explain cow chop with two things 🐮🔪

[@bigredbeanie3310]

OOOOHHH I can't believe James just said he's not a boss he's a friend to Trevor unlike creaturehub

[@LunarBrony]

With all that shit on James kinda looks like my grandma

[@mysticpanda13]

Is your grandma a beautiful asian woman?

[@El1as5]

wow i just discovered this channel and its so great and funny. i hope that this channel is still going whn i finally catch up.

[@El1as5]

Nice bit dude

[@Economic_Crash]

"I'm not your boss trevor, I'm your friend" that's the biggest difference between Cow Chop and the Creatures. good on you james, always looking out for your friends

[@stevensmileyprod]

How old is Brett? 30?

[@Dumpster-Baby]

60

[@lightaxl3017]

96

[@articounias383]

i never really understood what finna actually meant properly

[@YvanTDF]

Just look at him. He must be at least 63

[@azukianko487]

I would say 35-36 years old

[@Sun_Rider_FPV]

This might be late, but I have recently unlocked a vault of nostalgia, Cow Chop, a channel with many 7/10 videos, but more often than not, they post, out of their youtube coal vein, some diamonds, 10/10 videos. Master-crafted entertainment, but this is not what makes them special. What makes Cowchop special are the 14/10 videos. The energy, and pacing, the absolute wholesome enjoyment of their labour. Uberhaxornova and ImmortalHD combined with others are beyond gold. To me they are a part of my childhood memories and the opals of youtube history. Continuing the energy of what made creaturehub great, and adapted their selves, their humor and their different character types into something of pure chaotic order. The channel had niche with only a couple million, and by my standard, this channel is the definition of underrated, the pinnacle of quality, the pure essence of stupidity and entertainment that only group of true friends can make. Also if you found my comment, thanks for reading to the end :)

[@spoodnik8107]

do you remember the face that inspired a generation? those were the good old times.

[@littleboyblue40]

"It's a neckerchief" -Joe, 2016

[@legacy5049]

James looks like a Dr.Seuss character.

[@adenp3046]

If you look at Aron at the end of him giving his gift he looks so sad

[@GuerreroXBI]

how old is trevor

[@zion7333]

12

[@Jackhoppy]

51

[@kaitikai9603]

He's 19. check the wiki

[@snailsarecool]

he acts like he's 10 but probably 28

[@firelordzuko2442]

7

[@percussi0nist]

Yay, Happy Belated Birthday James!

[@jazz8000]

"I'm not your boss Trevor, i'm your friend" Now that sounded quite powerful

[@DragonbornMike-ym2er]

16:50 DEM EYE DOH!!!!!!!!!!

[@SpaztallicA]

In a year's time, i'm guessing the couch will be a nice murky brown colour