What If Santa Really Delivered Presents In One Night?

[@GGN9NE]

... so you’re telling me there’s a chance.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Santa works at the speed of light, he got that from Sonic.

[@houssameddine6885]

bruh

[@krzysztofczarnecki8238]

No, he has a time machine and actually works all-year-round, from his perspective. That also explains seeing so many santas at once.

[@imatowerprep]

@@krzysztofczarnecki8238 that's a portal nor time travel sister.

[@leroythelemonoh]

omfg you’re f***ing everywhere

[@abbyroble8506]

GOTTA GO FAST 😂

[@jakeofalltradesmusic]

Science Insider's vision statement: to ruin childhood and speed up every child's brutal transition into the misery of adulthood.

[@JadedJassy21]

Jacob Kaiser facts. Gonna show this video to my niece...she is nine.

[@technolus5742]

Maybe clinging less to fantasies will help people deal with reality in such a way that it won't be miserable. Personally I have never even felt like reality was miserable for me, but many people do live in pretty appalling conditions.

[@robbielamont]

The BRICS 2 two things 1. You're dumb you don't know what an r/woooosh is 2. r/foundthemobileuser

[@caitlinunderwood8447]

The BRICS r/Ihavereddit r/foundthemobileuser

[@maddoxmurphy3609]

John Waters I agree with u but from the opposite point of view. What if when kids learn the truth about Santa and the Easter bunny, it helps them when problems in reality come, it will make things easier to let go

[@Lu-zj6bo]

I believed in Santa til I was 14. Let’s just say I was very sheltered.

[@hengrv]

12 for me. exactly the same situation as you

[@thefenerbahcesk4156]

Didn't kids at school ever tell you he's not real?

[@lone7208]

TheFenerbahceSK yep, but I never believed them, found out when I was 12.

[@kyedo-]

I didn’t even care about Santa lmao

[@technolus5742]

@@thefenerbahcesk4156 and how many times have atheists told theists that gods are imaginary? Unfortunately, being told the truth and even being presented with evident facts doesn't always suffice especially when people are raised to believe unreasonable things.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

What if he is real, but he convinced parents that he isn't real and that they're the ones who have to get the presents, just so he could get a break

[@bobsonbobbybobson6888]

Lmao

[@shine7103]

Say sike rite now..

[@technolus5742]

Ye must have faith brother. Believe and he shall come!

[@thanos4959]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access hmm

[@MB-og8fi]

Santa Clause the ultimate master of psychology

[@jaridkeen123]

Insider: "Oh you believe in Santa? Let me ruin that for you :)" Me 26: "ITS MAGIC!"

[@balloonguy568]

It is magic indeed my friend

[@JJunkAFunk]

Exactly. This is why we have Christmas Spirit. It’s like they never saw Elf.

[@jamesworley9888]

Magic is manipulation of subtle forces and "Santa Clause" is NOT how it works, the karma of this realm of Earth hardly even allows some of the most basic miracles to happen much less for a saint to deliver presents to kids that believe in him!!!! The human race has committed some of the most evil crimes against itself imaginable what makes YOU THINK that you have the right to tell your kids that this realm is fit or deserving of a Santa Claus?????? The gift of life is the greatest gift we deserve, wipe the coal out of your eyes AND MAYBE YOU'LL SEE IT'S GLORY FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

[@emlaurent9699]

“ChimEny after ChimEny “

[@kayozzy]

em laurent, ikr lmao

[@singh_13]

It sounded so funny, i played it over quite a few times.

[@andy86i]

Chim ChimEny Chim ChimEny, Chim Chim, Cheroo..

[@bobsonbobbybobson6888]

" on average 2.5 kids" lmao

[@burayaan]

Hahaha right 🤣🤣🤣

[@ruthpemberton1758]

*When you know you did the word problem wrong*

[@Mimi-ur1ur]

We cut Billy in half.

[@ryunniesoriginal]

@@Mimi-ur1ur yuh

[@n_rth.]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@nicholassookhai7685]

Y'all gonna get coals for making this

[@sidhoasplace]

nicholas sookhai he doesn’t exist

[@chongjunxiang3002]

Yeah, what if everyone is a bad kid how many tonnes of coal he would be transporting?

[@cooltacopenguin1549]

@@chongjunxiang3002 imagine if he flies by a forest fire and yeah...

[@gameshowguy2000]

@@sidhoasplace *THE TRUTH IS THAT SANTA CLAUS DOES EXIST, BECAUSE OF VIRGINIA O'HANLON'S LETTER TO THE NEW YORK SUN, AND GOOGLE AND NORAD TRACKING HIM EVERY YEAR. AND WITH CHRISTMAS EVE A FEW HOURS AWAY, UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT A NAUGHTY LIST SPOT AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE, YOU HAD BETTER STOP. AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW.*

[@avatareevee1238]

DONT YOU DARE COMPARE MAGIC TO SCIENCE

[@ryujikanzaki3981]

Magic is not yet explainable science dude, everything in works based on some principle and that is science.

[@aurra7756]

@@ryujikanzaki3981 r/wooosh

[@milocarter1082]

Magic is fake sorry to brake it to you

[@user-ow4wk8kp9q]

@@tonish727 It's not a joke. He is serious.

[@freshwaterfishinjapan9356]

AvatarEevee 123 Magic is science because it’s energy but Santa’s not real

[@ezekielcoventry4589]

Can I just add if Santa really did go that fast, realistically can you imagine how dense and buff both the reighndeer and Santa would have to be to travel that fast? Not to mention he would need to have a high metabolism to digest all those cookies and milk.

[@jackthemlits]

I’ve never believed in Santa but it would be cool if my parents still convinced me and give me Christmas presents

[@velociraptorgames7703]

The sonic boom made by the raindeer is probably the bells we've been hearing.

[@FTotox]

How lucky for him I never leave any cookies or milk :)

[@cooltacopenguin1549]

I remember when I was a kid my parents said to leave extra cookies. I was a bit sus

[@vAqeii]

bruh i'd want santa himself as my present

[@tubbyqueen]

Ok

[@asdfghjk5880]

Boomer

[@shravani3274]

Kudos to the excellent animators for this video.

[@maddoxmurphy3609]

“2 and a half children” Welcome to Chernobyl, I will be your guide

[@cillianoneill4369]

My parents always get so mad when Santa doesnt give me my presets

[@raceris7309]

"In conclusion, if Santa did ever deliver the presents, he is dead now." -LEMMiNO

[@moogaboogaa]

me throughout this entire video: THEYRE MAGIC PHYSICS AND LOGIC DONT MATTER

[@gyroball6883]

I'm pretty sure Santa Claus doesn't obey the laws of physics and it's just him being a supernatural entity.

[@YouthFreedomFighters]

He's Santa Claus, he's magical! That's how he's able to bring presents to every house in one night.

[@themaffaintmaffin6767]

Thank you for RUNNING my Christmas Science Insider

[@ourpurplestory]

I got overwhelmed myself watching those numbers.

[@blackindemand3248]

0:42 "2 and a half kids".....since when there's half a kid 😂😂😂

[@technolus5742]

Well, aren't you the half a kid...

[@damianreyesavila3402]

Santa is Real Man at His Job Every year on planet Earth life of 2019/2020.🎅🏻👵🏻📜🎁🎼🎄

[@damianreyesavila3402]

Did you know All ways Be Good on Christmas Holiday Day of 25 2019 Episode channel.🌸💓🌸📜

[@francisrivas9497]

If Santa was real, there would be more than one Santa to distribute everything

[@heristyono4755]

They should show this at every kindergarten

[@dluopa23]

So, here's a thought: When people think about Santa going out Christmas Eve to deliver presents to the entire world, I think they forget that half the world is already celebrating Christmas while we (Western hemisphere) are still awaiting that blessed morning. It'll still push Santa quite hard, but technically, there are 2 Christmas Eve nights. Not to mention, there are more and more people every year who don't celebrate Christmas. It's looking better for Good Ol' Saint Nick to be able to deliver to everyone, if you consider these factors.

[@mattsodano6264]

Christmas is on the decline?! It can't be! You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas you know. It was once a Pagan holiday that had nothing to do with Jesus, and everything to do with Chris Cringle!

[@friendswitdadealer]

Clearly Santa‘a sleigh is a teleportation device. He flies into the sky and is instantly transported to a chimney.

[@Shark10914]

No it’s a boing 787

[@michelleandpatch]

What do you mean “what if”. Santa does it.

[@kassandravaldez8856]

What if a child or someone who still believes in Santa sees this Dreams crushed

[@balloonguy568]

I did and I still believe in Santa and believe that she is an idiot

[@maddoxmurphy3609]

Balloon Magic yup

[@LizziesLukas]

i give award for the funny animation and sound effect... what a dedication

[@hershy1594]

BONELESS Santa

[@moonlightswing5284]

Been waiting for 14 years still no gifts

[@mr.madventures]

I have the answer... What if Santa is a Timelord and his sleigh is actually a 'Tardis'? He's been around for a hell of a long time like the Gallefreyians generally do. He has then all the time to deliver and all the space to store the gifts in the TARDIS. Who's with me on this one? 😎🙌

[@thatfroginpeppapig5105]

Most of the time you’ve got to to believe to relive😂

[@HarrytheUnlucky]

I was told: The bag is magical, and inside is a portal to the North Pole. All the presents are delivered early, every chimney has a secret door on a timer. Christmas morning the door opens and the presents appear.

[@raz0229]

_2 and a half kid..._ I felt that

[@marchowe5996]

I know how: cocai- no

[@chill9148]

flower

[@chill9148]

@Money Ball358 shut up

[@abstraxxt227]

LSD

[@shine7103]

@@chill9148 weirdooo

[@Trisin-m3i]

Aww yeah

[@UnavoidableGarbage]

Haven’t you ever watched the Santa Claus. The sack is empty until you get to the house and then it magically fills with gifts.

[@nikkimoon1533]

Thanks for ruining Christmas, you guys. F's in the chat 👏🏽

[@ruthpatricia6367]

That earth at the beginning is suspiciously similar to kurzgesagt

[@JetHawk]

What if each delivery took as long as one scene in "the Santa Clause" Disney movie? The Tim Allen Santa delivered to like 3 kids in a span of 10-20 minutes.

[@vensouv]

There is a logical explanation for that my dear. It called MAGIC!🦄🦄

[@Trisin-m3i]

@Money Ball358 *_Ight imma head out_*

[@MattGarcyaDC]

There’s one variable missed Apartments Not everyone has a chimney

[@Shark10914]

There’s this thing called a door

[@judgedrew2076]

This is hilarious!! 😂😂 I was 9 when I realized the truth. I had no damn chimney lol

[@parlseymatter1013]

"smashing his bones and internal organs to jelly." If a kid searches this up to see if Santa could really deliver presents that fast I bet you they are also going to be traumatized by the stuff that happened to the reindeer as well.

[@spongebobsquarepants2533]

Remember how Santa Claus is Saint Nickolas. Since he died he is a spirit. What if his spirit was the speed of sound and light combined. That is why nobody sees him on Christmas Eve and delivers the gifts on time.

[@Kirito14682]

I would like to imagine that the bag is empty and is magical where he can pull presents out of thin air or he has a teleportation device.

[@joelpruitt5959]

Bag of Holding

[@rayray29899]

What if my parents were secretly rich and just pretending to be broke?

[@shine7103]

Oo dayum.

[@iloeyuu]

Literally every Asian parent

[@aryadave8832]

But who said there's only one Santa.....there might be a whole army of Santa's with jet booster engine.....😂just my wild imagination.....Merry Christmas and happy new year guys.

[@diegomarquez6740]

He is so chummy and magical that he would not burn and so are the raindeer

[@mariopario8637]

He'd have to do 115 houses per second, if my math is right.

[@Shark10914]

🤓🤓

[@leourr2funny]

*The funny thing is that Santa actually does deliver all those presents shh don't kill the Christmas spirit*

[@steven.events]

He's not carrying all of the toys at once. He has Santazon warehouses. It's the reindeer that eat the cookies. Get your facts straight.

[@Shark10914]

Fr

[@KurdistanLazo]

The funny thing is every time he go’s in a house he has to get down the chimney and run around to put the presents and run back and get up to the chimney to get to the slay which is even harder and repeat this process every time before 24/7 the poor guy probably turned into a body builder after running and climbing those chimneys no wonder why he drinks milk and cookies and comes back after a year 😂😂😂

[@esolsen25]

B-bu-but Santa is magic so this video is obsolete

[@pen_l]

1:04 UTC -13, UTC -14: Am I joke to you?

[@chaoticMadnessgameing]

You're forgetting he can use magic to solve these problems

[@Luigipopdrop]

Ok kiddo watch some cocomelon not this

[@hvahidi7458]

SANTA IS REAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IF?!

[@HenryandSpencer]

no sorry

[@silvervens]

Well Santa uses Elfs and made alot of sleds and flying deers and launch them in specific areas I guess?

[@mcnole25]

34 hours to get things done. The earliest time zone is 12 hours before UTC and the latest is 14 hours after UTC.

[@ZSweesy_1329]

Hey you're a genius !! That was fun

[@vjazz9374]

0:19 thats kurzgezgats earth Def spelled it wrong sorry 😅

[@broxgaming4015]

Imagine a 4 year old watching this

[@ZaïDigitalFootprint]

Now that sounds another episode of What If.. 😏

[@starcherry6814]

Oh goodie! Turning deaf for Christmas! Thanks Santa!

[@dracovirals7705]

Flash is best job for Santa Claus 😂

[@rosshafinaz4060]

Science Insider cant ruined your childhood when you dont understand in when you're a child

[@boricuaboy4e]

Well it makes total sense now!! All that milk & cookies allows Santa to regenerate all his bones after he turned into jelly... 😭😂🤣

[@toxicbounty6764]

I will come back when this gets recommended to millions in a month

[@nataniellouie]

Santa only giving gifts to those kids who were kind, what if only 6% of those millions kids are kind? Santa don't have to be exhausted

[@notimportant3082]

Santa doesnt have to be a person, it can be a job. There can be different santas for each country.

[@makikookamoto1938]

There isn't only one Santa Claus. There are hundreds and maybe more than a thousand Santa Claus. That divides how much speed and how many calories Santa Claus have to deal with from a thousand to hundreds.

[@antresia.9723]

Imagine if Superman,the Flash and Wonder woman,Captain Marel,and Shazam would deliver presents LOL.

[@goofygoober2382]

Santa would definitely die from a heat stroke here in down under

[@sidhoasplace]

Santa is a super boomer

[@thotswat5000]

“3000 Times faster than the speed of sound” Sr-71 has left the chat

[@jennypai3763]

Even though for the purpose of this video, the only selected the practitioners of select few regions that has ties with the story of Santa, there are way more people around the world that actually participate in the Christmas spirit and gift giving for fun. It would be interesting to see the numbers with these people included. I for one, am one of those people, as ever since I was little, I've always known about the story of Santa, due to introduction of Western culture through TV and commercial methods, but I've never actually believed in Santa.

[@projectdcb7525]

Santa is real in our hearts

[@Lennyst]

Santa would be making sonic booms so it wouldn't be a silent night. Im not sorry.

[@Numbergamer2024]

How to prove Santa is real: look at your tree if there is present in the next time you wake up.

[@FriskMeemur]

I did the math and assuming Santa first did Christmas in 343 a.d. (According to NORAD) and he used time dilation to make 1 thousandth of a second ( time needed to deliver gifts on time for each house) seem like 2 hours For him, each Christmas would last 184 million hours, or 21 thousand 4 years. In his point of view, having done Christmas for multiple years, the current date in Santa's pov would be "April 24th 35,246,384" and it would be 8 AM. Better update his age from 16 centuries to many millennia!

[@kayozzy]

This narrator can’t talk lmao. “Chimeny after chimeny” Lady, it’s CHIMNEY.

[@hynwhz]

I never even knew the word _"Santa"_ until I was 8! I was born in Indonesia and I didn't watch much Western cartoons, mostly Upin-Ipin and Diva the Series. I still don't believe in Santa cuz, well if he delivers presents to every children in the World than why don't I ever get a present from this _"Santa"_ Btw, I don't have a chimney at my house, which makes it even more unrealistic. Idk why I'm not commenting this at Christmas tho 😅

[@MattGarcyaDC]

Parents would be creeped out if they find out someone went into their home and put gifts in the living room for their kids lol

[@hansnuss3986]

Santa is real. The government and corporations lie by saying he is fake. Explain how presents always appear by my Christmas tree every day

[@thereal_bagel]

M8, he's Magical, he can practically TELEPORT With Magic

[@Gettinsketchyonbourbon]

So how many Santa’s would you need to accommodate this task?

[@Shark10914]

Approximately 4 trillion🤓🤓🤓

[@k.pedersen2212]

Reindeer do not run 80 kmh.

[@artmaknev3738]

Came for funny Santa video, stayed for Reindeer Steak Supreme!

[@deathlessgamer]

No I won't have this. I have thought about this way way too much. (I'm 19, yes I know it fiction but no I don't care) Keep in mind that most of this is conjecture cuz I haven't actually met the man. Firstly, Santa has magic. That alone counts for the whole destroying reindeer part of this. Second even if he didn't he likely has a time machine. With the ability to use it an infinite number of times without causing paradoxes does allowing him to spend two to three minutes at each house. Thirdly the man actually probably has a few gift hubs and other people helping him out throughout the night that we haven't heard about yet. Just think of it basically as if some big Corporation tried to overnight ship to everybody in the world, suddenly it makes a lot more sense.

[@shine7103]

Poor you,if you're a parent and still belive theses. Your well be called pathetic by YOUR children..

[@deathlessgamer]

@@shine7103 I literally said I didn't believe in it aka the whole "yes I know it's fiction". Did you even read my comment?

[@shine7103]

@@deathlessgamer u said you won't have it, means you won't accept this fact

[@brianbeswick]

Silly Science Insider, don’t you know that Santa’s sleigh uses an Alcubierre drive!

[@misslini400]

Santa uses Christmas magic.

[@SerNoLife]

Mexicans know that Christmas is only on the 24th 😂

[@peggymoss3384]

This is why parents just say he’s magic

[@myaaylssa6968]

this video just proved even more to me that he is real.

[@shine7103]

What?

[@Starpentine]

I naturally realized the concept of Santa seemed fake. I didn’t learn the hard way luckily.

[@dangerdude19]

This got me tweakin