Biscuit Rap | Two Pints | BBC Studios

Two Pints of Lager stars Gaz and Jonny perform a spoof song to demonstrate their love of biscuits. Funny music from the BBC sitcom. Contains strong language.
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[@DlcEnergy]

POV: This song randomly pops back in your head over a decade later at 1am in the morning.

[@scottthomson9048]

Exactly me

[@roberthewlett7666]

Or when dunking your biccies in your tea

[@emilyyb94]

I sing the bourbon lyric every time I go looking for them in the biscuit cupboard 😂

[@mattykano2373]

Literally just happened to me

[@libhoy4567]

2.40am with me it’s on bbc three 😂

[@selfishstockton6123]

I still sing this word for word till this day when eating cookies.

[@remalewis6675]

😂😂😂

[@DrJerichoXX]

One of the few rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

[@samhardy3077]

Haha yeah

[@kirstyrosie62]

This programme was brilliant 😂

[@BeyOss69]

Kirsty Rosie it was the best .. Until Ralph little left they should have ended it at that point everything post Johnny was rubbish

[@zz5aa]

This was peak comedy. Good times probably gone forever.

[@antisocial77469]

I hope not mate

[@jason96]

I miss this show, they should do more. Early 2000s BBC shows were the best

[@connorcain3852]

JASON.S I think Will Mellor (plays Gaz) said they’re doing a one-off soon. Jonny included even though they killed him off by getting him eaten by a shark

[@Jb-qk1qj]

For those who still need this gold in their life.. The show is on BBC IPLAYER 👏🏻🖤 You're welcome

[@seanbhoycfc4834]

Legendary 👏😂 If Ralph Little and the rest of the cast stayed I'd have been happy to see two pints go on forever. The whole original cast were just so special together

[@GLBizzie]

Even though Louise could be out of Place and annoying at times.. lmao Bit i loved them all

[@tombhousetv]

@@GLBizzie Louise is the reason I have a hatred of Katherine Drysdale despite her obviously not being like Louise irl, that squeak man I swear she'll be the one shouting police sniper one day loool

[@LUFC123]

It went down hill after Ralf left

[@prod.nxptune96]

@@LUFC123fr and also W pfp and username

[@jaal426]

certified hood classic

[@reddungeoneer2187]

The rap that puts you in the biscuit zone! Love it!

[@deadcorp9491]

Don’t be a fool when you dip em in your tea 😂😂😂 love this

[@lescorlett4133]

Pure comedy magic. Honestly one of the funniest things in the past 20 years.

[@AmyAmos7]

I watched them on their live tour and they performed this live. Was awesome.

[@Noticccashonly]

That sounds awesome

[@bradleybowles9437]

Johnny being this deep voiced is golden

[@soupcat5728]

Better than most modern rappers.

[@jemimallah2591]

no. no, it's not.

[@tombhousetv]

If only this had Mr Traumatik on it and then it would be 😂

[@AliScobbie]

Yes. Yes it is

[@cartmanofsp]

Got my Garibaldi- not Barlow, he's gone now!

[@shannonduck96]

Please tell me I'm not the only one that knows all the lyrics still?🤣

[@Sol-Cutta]

'The dampness of the pants is how we know' this was a great show 😉😉😉

[@bluntboi101]

They don't make anything like this anymore

[@GLBizzie]

Sean Moonshine I bet u watch some Jack Whitehall shit lmao

[@jayrichardson5474]

@Sean Moonshine I mean it went on for 10 years so it wasn't shit

[@markwright5223]

Love it great TV series If you don't find this funny you need to check for a heartbeat

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Why make this again, it wasn't the most popular show back when it aired, I like it but I can imagine others not as it was quite niche and this some is R&B rap which was popular then but isn't now

[@spopple88]

Lol this was so shite that even I as a stoned and drunk 19 year old found shit

[@Internet_Jobber62]

2:22 is definitely a new dance move lol

[@Eirikasacredstones]

* sigh * I loved this episode. :')

[@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou]

One of My Favourite Episodes, this Rap is Proof that Jonny Keogh had Rizz.

[@annajolie2699]

I never watched this show but this song became popular in my high school like 10 years ago so I learnt the song..still remember every word and every time I hear it it reminds me of high school!

[@NerdPowerGaming]

Never even watched this show but for some reason I still remember this after more than a decade

[@rhinotron666]

Just eating some biscuits from a box of broken biscuits and this song came to my head

[@IsThatDrak]

i been singing this for so manmy years i actually forgot were i heard it! lol

[@vkdeen7570]

genuinely genius 🍪

[@gemmawells7542]

Why ain’t this on Spotify 😩☹️

[@shaneywaney1231]

This is my favourite part of the whole series

[@mrsmith3401]

How I never saw this till now, I have no idea. Thought I'd watched every episode

[@miserable_complex864]

miss this show

[@Jb-qk1qj]

Bbc iplayer 👏🏻

[@TheLabyrinthHeart]

I loved the Two Pints Musical xD It's epic.

[@Damelady]

This show was so funny

[@yenyeng6867]

Two Pints 🍻! One best shows come out of the BBC.

[@KyranS97]

I sometimes sing this when I’m having a cuppa and biscuits.

[@TwoPintsWithWillandRalf]

I've got my lovely, crunchy biscuits...

[@josielouisemusic]

This has to be the best two pints special ever! enjoyed the live show. But this is my fave!!!

[@DogfromBlackburn]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen on television! Some cracking musical "parodies" done by the Two Pints crew & this was one of the best! Cheers! Dog

[@uh.itstia]

*GoT mY lOvElY cRuNcHy BiScUiTs*

[@CelticBhoy67]

omg this was imense when i first watched this like years ago!!! still love it!!

[@ellieposts8759]

This reminds me of a specific year in high school lmao the boys would always sing it so now I always associate it with that year...it makes me nostalgic and I've not even seen the full episode lmao I know all the lyrics

[@susannegay989]

I love 2 pints of lager and the biscuit song is great.

[@TheBarbarianSlayer]

WE WANT TWO PONTS BACK!!

[@littleshit2507]

brilliant show and jonnys a legend! would be nice to see him back in the show too.

[@PathPro]

finally, one without canned laughter in the background

[@foulmouth246]

the Jonny died .. it went down hill

[@frankbrodie5168]

Jumped the shark both metaphorically and literally.

[@denisesiddon7241]

Jumped the shark

[@johnd8971]

brilliant, love it

[@nickyjones5370]

I miss this program

[@ScouserX_]

Love these 🤣

[@skylarblacc1660]

This tune is a FACKKNG LEGENDARY TUNE💯🥰😎

[@Taitymini]

lol this is so funny, two pints are awesome :)

[@SpenSkywalker]

Still goes hard

[@elcsimao298]

I MIss Johnny!!

[@Noticccashonly]

The song "biccy wiccy" was just as good as this one,best episodes were when janet met jonny and when jonny got shot for having a crunchie in his pocket😂

[@Camtheman-fo6ok]

I live where this show was made and they used my aunties house to film

[@nickyjones5370]

One of my favourite raps

[@tombhousetv]

Unironically good

[@skunkwarlock]

This needs a remake 😂🤟🤟

[@alsunpilsut]

Legendary 🤣

[@paulcowlishaw]

This show was boss.

[@remy2108]

LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GlenGlingo9]

What do men want? ❌Wealth ❌Fame ❌Ladies ✅Lovely crunchy biscuit

[@iamdilbro]

Bring this show back now!!!!$

[@Darothane2024]

he truly jumped a shark

[@tracyfielding6630]

Best rap ever 👍

[@nemesisdog2]

dont be a fool when ya dip em in ya Tea LOLOLOL

[@stanleygoodspeed8816]

Always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂class

[@benbrad0433]

2022?

[@TheAmimies]

OMG this was the first episode of 2 pints i watched!! =p

[@channyparry8219]

Big bick biscuit rap kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqDElJdvoLV-ndE very funny

[@wolfymark10]

Oh god why is this so funny.

[@randylahey8434]

Spent a year in Runcorn as a kid, this brings back memories 😂

[@danielparry2114]

How did you escape?😂

[@vaxfiles9529]

I spent 1 day in Runcorn...I got out before the depression set in.

[@Slimblue]

This should have a million views and should of charted 😂

[@mercian9425]

How do you write should have _and_ should of in the same sentence?

[@Slimblue]

@@mercian9425 the same way you just did (pulls out Uno reverse card)

[@BBoYBiSCuiT1]

AMAZIN

[@sebianoti]

im sad too, he was the only reason i watched it

[@rebeskii]

:D still love dis song ^_^

[@jen100h10]

Mad fer it lad!

[@Ozy783]

Bourbons FTW!

[@elishajones1740]

It's on !Monday 9pm gold

[@Hollza5000]

Here after the 2 Pints Podcast. Great to see Will and Ralph back together!!

[@mindedchaos]

i wanan see them react to episodes but probably too much copyright

[@tombhousetv]

@@mindedchaos considering they literally starred in them, maybe not. The BBC are corrupt, paedophile protecting bastards but even they love their crunchy biscuits.

[@paulmott-warden1273]

2020 here

[@superayrutd4049]

Quality song

[@tabithawhite9343]

I was so sad when Johnny died I loved him 😂😭💖💖

[@guest6817]

It’s coming back Johnny’s not dead

[@codyeveritt7364]

@@guest6817 is he not dead

[@kraikkonen05]

Yah I heard it’s coming back with in it. Should be a good one

[@fenceman456]

johnny goes hard

[@TheDog8876]

Whose just back from the Manchester 2 pints podcast? If you were there, you know.....

[@JLTBABAxxx]

That had made my life complete😂😂me and my boyfriend sing this song too much!

[@TheDog8876]

@@JLTBABAxxx my wife had the perfect night. She was utterly shitfaced, got to eyeball mellors bulge all night and the ending apparently was what she had been craving for years.....

[@franinconverse]

It's been 12 years how do still know the words?!?

[@Rickimaru91]

I want those jammy dodger glasses.

[@djturner1992]

God I miss this show

[@markwright5223]

Comic genius

[@peterwickendon258]

Bickies are heavy

[@renlentlesstourist7574]

So British!!!!

[@TheAmimies]

MY RINGTONE!

[@ctucks09]

"Mad 'fer it lad"

[@adnil24]

hell i say it on more if you missed it omg sooooo funny

[@lauradavies6876]

class

[@beckycummings5534]

LOL

[@kraikkonen05]

Ralf has quite the CV

[@scottjohnson562]

Thats puuure joke man hahaha

[@wolfymark10]

this song reminds me of business by eminem

[@DutchAngel15]

@101cgk It's still a great show imho. Seen the first 4 episodes on BBC and so far and I'm still enjoying it.

[@zegamerboy1]

WOT ABOUT DA CHOCCY DIGI!!!!!

[@RoxiiXoX]

Omgh they cant Cut twopints D:D: It owns. My fave show On bbc3. And Gaz Is Ooft

[@danielparry2114]

Wish they’d come back to Runcorn😂😂