Biswa Kalyan Rath - Banana & Pomegranate

Insaan phool patti ke baare main batiya raha hai, aur prove karne ki koshish kar raha hai ki observational humorist banne ka potential rakhta hai.
Soundtrack: Nucleya BASS Rani. ( / nucleya )
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Facebook Page: / rathbiswakalyan
Twitter: / kalyanrath

[@shreyabanerjee140]

Biswa is one of the most intelligent comedians..he talks about so simple things so intelligently. amazing! absolutely love him.

[@missionmppscpcs7422]

Iitian

[@anuj8825]

IITian hai bhai ..

[@priyankaj.6498]

😂😂want to watch comedy on buiscuits ? Try Kenneth Sebastian

[@froilanmark7209]

@@priyankaj.6498 "buiscuits"?

[@froilanmark7209]

@Pulak Sinha no?

[@YerMum]

Finally, a video of bananas not what you think it is conventionally about ...

[@sanjanamohan4768]

Amen.

[@yashrandhawalist4493]

😀😀😀

[@Harshitasharma-jm5ys]

Banana is cheaper than pomogrante that is all I know 😂😂😂

[@crashy1112]

🤣🤣

[@chandankumarsinha3819]

Just liked to make the like count 1000😬😬

[@aishwaryashrivastava7979]

U know u r a biswa fan when u miss him more than ur ex

[@Say-nq5dn]

Amanitaaish Aish his new show is premiering on Amazon prime. Enjoy!

[@SonviGupta]

Lol

[@DrAmrita14]

mee too

[@iraneko6326]

True True.

[@differentangle2017]

You know what is worse? Even as a single guy, I can understand your feelings.

[@rajs6834]

Making jokes on Banana: Others: Cheap Innuendos about it's shape . Biswa: Gives it the respect it deserves and is actually funny.

[@anubhavbatra]

Because banana is a respectable fruit 😂😂

[@Prince-nu1yw]

Coconut: industrial equipment, skilled labour. Totally hilarious,😂😂

[@shatabdichakrabarty6332]

Being a lazy person, I can totally relate to your video. #Respect

[@kaushalkishorerocker]

mee tooo

[@kunalkp2629]

Wow! Amazing name you have

[@harshaltare3179]

Ok Shatabdi Express

[@ShivamDD1810]

Jaldi thak jati hogi Raat mei nahi

[@krishnavkaran3806]

@@harshaltare3179 HAHAHAAHAHA

[@RohitBharati]

Biswa is like the Banana of stand up comedy.

[@rishavbali_]

are u his hand twin? or u just pretend to keep it like he does?

[@9885712635]

Bro, mereko laga tu kal subey kispe hasega bolke, isliey mei joke likdiya bro

[@chanky1000]

bachelors just appear around him

[@naimishrajbhar791]

Honestly 😂 that wasn't funny 🙄😑..

[@yashujuneja7049]

That awkward moment when u r watching this video while eating pomegranate 😂😂

[@VivekSingh06]

rare

[@durba-718]

Yashu Juneja or while eating banana

[@lovebithal2809]

So creative or it's real

[@akshitasanger7574]

Right now I finished my bowl of pomegranate. Subah se procedure chalu tha... And it really took half of my day to finish it.

[@itsavinashtiwari]

By urself or someone else gave it to you

[@vijigisu]

Great sense of humor, no controversy, he doesn't use typical topic like feminism, politics, religion and celebrities to make jocks, .... He only needs banana and pomegranate, nail cutter, scenery to make jocks with great sense of humor. BEST COMEDIAN I HAVE EVER SEEN 💗💗💗💗

[@abhiprayekumar7011]

U mean jokes

[@hrishikesh6224]

Ghar wapsi ka joke nahi samja Kya bro

[@meettheartist5506]

I've broken your shield of 69 with 70 after 2 years of maturity

[@baapsabka7615]

@@hrishikesh6224 yup

[@ananyaroychowdhury7978]

You have a innocent smile Biswa.. and btw who r those people disliking the video.. give them a pomegranate.. :D

[@yoyoyyayableyoyo6176]

Ananya Roy Chowdhury an* innocent

[@varun2904]

Ananya Roy Chowdhury Probably dadijis

[@deepaksinghairy6449]

Ananya Roy Chowdhury but i love this

[@pankajmore5122]

They simly didn't like the video what is your problem

[@ThoughtstoPen]

...don’t forget, knife also

[@sarasultana1466]

yaar upload regularly plz. itni sensible comedy ke videos bohat kum hai

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

santra khane k liye uska chaddi utaro :P =D banana ready protected shell main aata hai...bhot dino baad maza aa gaya biswa u're awesome :* :* =D =D =D & insan nahi pasand aaya to gaaliya barsana ....apne upar XD XD biswa description to hadd hi tha.... amaazing

[@devynkumar1997]

Real makes pomegranate juice If real isn't main stream idk what is

[@thatguyinthathat.s6969]

+Devyn Kumar -- Its a joke..

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

Thatguyinthathat. s exactly .... why to be serious ??

[@devynkumar1997]

Sorry kay?

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

***** true....

[@roymaahalder976]

I was going through a lot of stuff. And I remember, how Biswa can cheer me up. And he did. Thank you Biswa. 😊

[@wadadparker957]

It's 2020 but his quality of comedy is wayy better than new comics right now 😂😂 that's why it brings me here for a good laugh always

[@ritikroy3258]

biswa you are doing really good. better than your videos with kanan. Have seen a lot of standup , but for me BISWA KALYAN RATH IS THE BEST STAND UP INDIAN COMEDIAN FOR ME.

[@parvezamin939]

true bro

[@supreetsahu1964]

I agree

[@aashishborkar2766]

Ritik Roy Kenny Sebastian, heard of him!?

[@shrikanthsp7412]

Biswa is arguably one of the best stand up comedian in the country. He doesn't exaggerate things and he looks so natural while delivering the jokes.

[@aakifa100]

i just love his sense of humour 👏🏻😂 wish to get a guy like him❤️☺️

[@saarthakmor1370]

The pomegranate community is really offended and has disliked the video

[@shubhangimishra565]

No man its paperboat this time

[@aditimishra3722]

I am watching these videos again. I felt like watching some rib tickling comedy.. And this was my first choice.. Biswa- Do come back..

[@arumugamcovai]

Aditi Mishra fdzgmmkng.

[@arumugamcovai]

Aditi Mishra god yfh

[@ved26]

Awesome choice for soundtrack bruh (Y)

[@vanrajc]

Vedant Suryavanshi - help with the soundtrack link

[@tonyspark412]

Aaja- Nucleya

[@madhura8898]

1:20 TO EAT BANANA, YOU NEED BANANA! 😂😂 dead

[@Mirage0153]

That joke about pomegranates perfectly summed up my thoughts on paperboat :D I do love pomegranate in general though.

[@shreeharimenon5275]

Biswas..... don't know about the dadi but I seriously died out of laughter!!!😂😂😂

[@theasstrologist]

now you know the positives of bananas, time to sell them for 442 bucks a pair.

[@anujagoven]

I just realised I'm a bachelor! I have 5 pomegranates that I myself bought last week (Bacchae ko juice pilaungi types) but haven't mustered the motivation to have a go yet:)

[@bababooey6193]

Did you eat em?

[@rohitk9221]

Khaya kya madam? Lockdown must have rendered you time to do so

[@abhishekroyn]

this guy is so damn amazing.. that's the kind of people everyone would love to be around.. great comedy!

[@vasukhandekar]

I am not a batchelor but a student in 10th and this is so relatable 😂

[@nitikadayal6023]

hands down the best stand up comedian till date 👏👏

[@yaminiarora7734]

Still a gem after 6 years

[@sushilasah]

the one who disliked this video is the budi dadiji

[@harshalpatil2312]

:v lol

[@PriyankitaPant]

no its kanan gill

[@shaon95]

or the pomegranate

[@sphericalcow2762]

And out-of-work RSS guys who were offended at finding 'ghar wapsi' where they least expected it XD

[@akileshrao7000]

If it would've been kanan's video....the views would've flooded by now...biswa's better.

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

+Akilesh Rao he's a shy guy but still he's one of the best stand up comedians

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

***** exactly .. biswa also looks good but kanan has the charm

[@Sarwan_vanshika_mohan]

***** i agree he's a shy guy

[@zepeloyd91]

+Akilesh Rao It's because Biswa is fat. Infact, he is the fattest guy in whole of Orissa.

[@mtarkes]

+SiberianKhatru No its because Biswa is Pomegranate, and Kanan is banana.

[@sambhaviverma7431]

Now we know where 'ek anaar, sau bimaar' comes from😂

[@sabyasachiparida]

Such a precise observation of the surroundings, keep it up Biswa kalyan Rath 👍

[@pharheen1]

My Wednesday is sorted. Thanks, dude!

[@dassweta100]

bubble wrap nahin toda... 😉😂😂

[@LJlight]

Sweta Das pichuk! :p

[@Anonymous5611k]

Its on Tinder but not for hook-ups :P

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

I usually do not comment,but after watching videos quite a few weeks on youtube, of comedy hunt,AIB,and east india comedy and pretentious movie reviews,i actually noticed that you people who post these videos are actually affected by the comments we do. So biswa this was a nice video and it defines bachelor's life to a extent.Great observation and the way you present things is awesome. Waiting for wednesday.

[@kurian2012]

I like how you describe yourself in generic third person(in the caption).

[@h00b00]

+Kurian c Kurian Our very own Jaqen H'ghar

[@karthik.g63]

4 years later and this is still one of the best bits I've ever seen.

[@noellalazar7843]

Biswa is becoming one of my favourite comedians...so freaking funny!! :D

[@sayanmukherjee274]

Biswa You are more versatile that your friend

[@tanayamohanty3058]

Biswa, I really miss you on the Pretentious Reviews series you guys were doing... Do more of that, too.. XOXO

[@marcgaikwad6106]

This video took out the sadness from me at midnight ✌️

[@DS-tz1jt]

awesome!! made me laugh so hard watching a stand up after so long

[@PratikPattnaik1]

बाााानााााना 😂pronunciation makes it epic 😂😂😂✌

[@sumit_r3205]

Me eating pomegranate while watching biswas all KZbin stand up made me smile more!

[@sasankapanda5398]

Its a stress relifed performance... mostly the way u express your wordings and the idea to compare anar with kela. You are just amazing...Great work ... Keep it up...

[@advocatedeepaktiwari6130]

U really great bro good luck with future success amazing observation day to day life very sharp observation in simple commedy way you express

[@huligeshgajakosh8703]

Never thought that an IITian would be such a good Stand up comedian...

[@srisribababhayanakbhosadiw158]

Way to go dude. You keep going with this standup thing. Thoda kam paisa milega, lekin majaa aaega tujhe. Cheers from BITS Pilani.

[@Mysticjester2403]

Mazaa AA Gaya Biswa Ka live performance dekh ke ..... waiting for Ur next video and show at Pune.

[@guruprasad_kulkarni]

he said, while switching from banana to pomegranate @2:13 "on the other end of spectrum" thats quite he was good in studies

[@ektasaikia7153]

How does Biswa come up with these topics? Simple ideas but fantastic work!!

[@richagupta3413]

Biswaaa!! You do the best stand up man.. So so amazing.. Can't stop laughing.. You're the best :*

[@subham99vlog]

Omg!! This vdo was put in 2015!! And i'm watching this today ...wo bhi jaby koay vdo dekh kar😅😅

[@Mrgajen-iq9bu]

I love the punch line Gharwapsi...

[@atharv781]

who's here watching this gem after 8 years?

[@Babbatin]

Me

[@honeyogeeks7558]

#CBI for pomogranate

[@anshikamotwani374]

U r so amazingly talented.. U noe how to connect with the audience and crack jokes which are so relatable..

[@sibanandamohanty]

this was the best ever by Biswa the way of speaking, style, humor & trueness at its best

[@SamiranT19]

That one girl in the audience who looked like Blake Lively caught my attention.

[@salonikhedkar2849]

Biswaaa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Abhimabi]

Thanks for uploading Biswa, U r Awsome.

[@prasenjitsaha5322]

Biswa is the best. I could relate to every video of his.

[@p.d.9045]

WHENEVER I WATCH THESE STAND UP COMEDIANS MY MIND ASK HOW MUCH I LOGHED WATCHIBG THESE STAND UP COMEDIAN VIDEOS I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED WATCHING KAPIL SHARMA SHOWS, (OKK THAT IS A TV SHOW REACH IS MUCH MORE THEN KZbin) BIBI DI VINES " STILL HOW THIS BIBI DI VINES GETS MILLIONS OF VIEWS FIRST OF THE WAY THE VIDEOS OF BIBI DI VINES IS SHOOTED IS NOT AT ALL VISUAL DELIGHT AND MERELY I LAUGHED ONLY ON 2 TO 4 VIDEOS OF BIBI DI VINES

[@methylsalicylate6935]

Pritam D Bb ki vines bruh

[@unnat4707]

Every one loves eating Banana, but trust me no one will say that "BANANA IS MY FAVOURITE FRUIT" 😁

[@tarangpandharipande8805]

The fact that he actually puts the phone down!!😂😂😂😂

[@kamitekeiichi2376]

i have NVR liked ANY VIDEO even if its of my favorite game or whatever NVR EVER have i liked a video in past 7yrs but dude tere liye video ko PAUSE karke like mara boss maan gaye u are epic man

[@kunalsharma9330]

Rahul Bose is crying while watching this video.

[@kiranthale9136]

I ate 2 pomegranates daily during my pregnancy..... Sat with a toolbox to get it to eat .....😂😂😂😂

[@swagataghosh1326]

I can relate the last line... Bcz belongs to them

[@gejumgeiyi6767]

I just love the way he speaks. One of the best stand up in India

[@akiraharsha9295]

banana is the Indian pokemon, it evolves. ROFL;)

[@suzainaashraf1586]

I am seeing this in 2019 nd banana is very famous nowadays coz of Rahul bose😂

[@abhisheksahu9457]

awesome man..in tinder but not here for hook ups.. every time I watch your shows it reminds me of my college days, so raw

[@ronaksinghmusic6788]

All was so funny 😂😂😂🤣😍😍😍 but jo alsi hai 😂 wo Jim kaise jata hai 😂😅❤️ nice work sir

[@dhankness]

F.... Iam eating a pomegranate now😂😂

[@AnjanKumarhere]

still waiting for that next wednesday!

[@redmi9aredmi9a60]

Yaar kahaan chala gaya biswa bhai, I miss this biswa n his comedy

[@debanjalighosh6818]

The music at the beginning is awesome. :D

[@pushkaraj5224]

Ye dislike jarur Extroverts ke hai!..

[@annu9916]

Hilarious.. Industrial Equipment 😂😂Skilled Labour

[@mangeshnakhale8258]

Hi annu

[@scumfungus]

Awesome Dude. It really helps when you tell your next release date.

[@shardashetty7638]

It blows my mind how someone can be so mental and therefore so funny ! Love biswa ❤

[@AsaanHai]

Bhia I want to perform with my own experience...

[@SuperPeachy1989]

"...tinder, but not for hookups"

[@pareshwadhwa930]

superb..maza aa gaya..biswa

[@Grv360]

really you are me but the only thing i don't have is a communication skill.Thank you man for everything you created.come to guwahati,Assam

[@anirban6004]

Who else watching dis while getting house arrested due to corona virus 2020. 🤣🤣 👇 Like

[@humanbeing7711]

U said it right .. I also eat bananas just for this reason and also I like it too and yes I also hate pomegranate .. bananas are soooo easyyy..

[@meghanar4949]

You are very creative and different.

[@NISCHAYBSB]

by far the best Biswa video so far. hilarious!

[@smilesxtears]

No no no ! Why did it end so quickly! :'( :'(

[@ibuhatela8312]

Mera Naam Hai Ibu Hatela, Maa Meri Chudail Ki Beti. Baap Mera Shaitaan Ka Chela, KHAYEGA KELA ???

[@a_targaryen]

Still giggling after 8 years😂

[@PriyaSingh-ri2md]

No video of Biswa since many days :( I check KZbin daily to find a new one, but alas... Waiting for a new video to be uploaded soon :) :)

[@akshaydesai6805]

I had to google pomegranate tree, just to know what it looks like..

[@Megha-Bose]

All bandars are bachelors??.....😂What a slip of tongue, man!😂😂😂

[@ministatement849]

Megha's Territory 🤦intentional tha slip of tongue nahi..

[@abhishekchoudhary1846]

Literally Amazing guys , Wana watch till death for million times ... LOL... 😁😀😁🔥🔥🔥💗✌

[@ojasvigupta20]

Finally smone who values banana होस्टल मे रहकर पहली बार अ से अनार की याद आ गई