Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:01:09 The Story begins 00:51:49 Credits, thanks and further listening
@waningmooncancer96282 жыл бұрын
HI SIMON!!! MISS ME?!? 😁😁😁 I'm first and about to listen to another one of your fine performances 😁😁🤪👏👏👏👏👏
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Hello Nancy, lovely to hear from you! I hope you enjoyed it
@waningmooncancer96282 жыл бұрын
@@BitesizedAudio Of course I enjoyed it. How could I not? Can't help but wonder why anyone would search for a treasure or relic, whatever, when they are warned of a guardian protecting it. That would be a big clue for me to get real comfortable doing without. Love the way you show the different characters with change of tone/accent. Your portrayals paint the scenes in my mind. Great work 👏👏👏👏🙌👌
@alansorensen1141 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see you narrate the P. G. Wodehouse books. You would be the worthy successor to Jonathan Cecil.
@eleshasmith60642 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the consistently professional quality, frequent, reliable postings without a shadow of inferior or rushed results, and keeping these gorgeous tales so very alive!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Elesha for your very generous support, and your kind comments
@mjrussell4142 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, but I have played this a few times at bedtime and I fell asleep every time. But hey, I let the ads play for our dear friend Simon (I love the new intro style, by the way, where he shows his handsome face, thereby making it clear once again to KZbin that he is the actual creator of this wonderful content). When I was a teenager in the 80’s, I was kind of sad they didn’t teach Latin in Canadian schools anymore because I wanted to be an English teacher one day and had also studied the classics. I loved researching the etymology of words. I actually bought a Latin/English dictionary in the hopes I could find a class, but sadly never did, so it never got used. But I am sure his Latin pronunciation is accurate because it sounds good to me! Now if I could just stay awake long enough tonight to find out what this story is actually about…
@patriciajrs46 Жыл бұрын
@@mjrussell414 Very nice comments. Thanks. Simon is so good.
@tomasomaonaigh76595 ай бұрын
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@R.ion642 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your support!
@susangordon11572 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Simon, you are a one man oral theatre! I loved the way you did the vocal fade out and in at the beginning. So very effective! Another perfect performance! ❤
@exileinderby512 жыл бұрын
You have introduced me to many new authors, but you can't beat a bit of classic MR James.
@CONNELL195112162 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad attention is still being paid to a period that produced such excellent short stories.
@mjrchapin2 жыл бұрын
You are the only reader who does MR James justice. So glad to see a post from you and James at that!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, much appreciated!
@alchemicalalek753511 ай бұрын
Christopher Lee did him justice too!
@bonniebarbee79842 жыл бұрын
Thanks!Your stories are such a blessing to unwind by in the evening . You do such a wonderful job of narration.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for your support Bonnie, much appreciated
@eliasblum7532 жыл бұрын
Bless you, Simon. I'm cold, tired, shivery, and going back to bed feeling rather sorry for myself - and being able to close my eyes and listen to you performing an M R James story makes it better.
@saran.40012 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad to help! Get well soon...
@sams59632 жыл бұрын
Hope you're feeling better by now.
@eliasblum7532 жыл бұрын
@@sams5963 Oh yes, thank you. Just one of those normal flus. Rest, plenty of tea and paracetamol, and I was fine after 2 days. (Took a couple of covid texts, both -ve.)
@DreadArkive2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@jamesblahut50082 жыл бұрын
Thank you Simon!
@shannondore2 жыл бұрын
M.R. James read by you Simon is a lovely gift after a hard days work. Very much enjoyed this one. Thank you!😊
@mrs.cracker46222 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful for your channel, the wonderful stories, and perfect narration. Many thanks again!
@richardstrachmesserschmiti49792 жыл бұрын
Excellent- voice over Wow Support your local Simon Stanhope Good job
@ChristopherStump2 жыл бұрын
Simon, M. R. James's stories are so well suited to your voice. Or is it that your voice is so well suited to M. R. James's stories? Either way, I'm correct. You're an absolute master.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much Chris, very kind of you!
@code-522 жыл бұрын
All the narrations,are a perfect trip, to the Victorian world.
@KiKiabout2 жыл бұрын
Excellent... Thank You!
@snippycutwell98782 жыл бұрын
Treasure hunting is never simple is it. Thank you for the story!
@michelle155982 жыл бұрын
Bravo! 👏👏👏 As always. You are my absolute favorite! Seeing that you've added to your repertoire makes my heart leap and is well worth the wait. Thank you Simon!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
What a lovely comment, thank you Michelle!
@chrismurphy24202 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this one and I was not disappointed.
@bonniebarbee79842 жыл бұрын
So glad to see you again . I’ve been going over my favorite for the second time for bedtime stories. I’ve missed you .
@susansherlock69342 жыл бұрын
Beautiful narration, thank you Simon. M.R. James's stories really crawl under your skin as he presents in great detail, but so calmly, he doesn't appear to use creeping horror as a lot of ghost writers are apt to do, and that's what makes his art all the more terrifying...x
@barbarafleming88812 жыл бұрын
Love everything you do with these splendid productions. You are the best in the whole Internet.
@lukepenkett31162 жыл бұрын
Heard this with my carer at the end of my birthday. It was the icing on the cake. Thank you. A monk.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Belated happy birthday! Thanks for listening
@FrogScotch19-q4y16 күн бұрын
i love how you don't stick ads in the middle that interupt the story telling. Thank you !
@caroleastwood93862 жыл бұрын
Absolutely top notch narration Simon As Ever..
@krishnasen3972 жыл бұрын
Love MR JAMES ghost stories..Great selection and marvelous narration . Sincere thanks and regards
@Paxtonparsnip2 жыл бұрын
Reading that lot precisely and correctly and maintaining the interest of your listeners - I wouldn’t dream of trying! I think the author wrote it to foil any attempt at trying! You’ve done it! First class!
@GradKat2 жыл бұрын
Perfect! Thank you Simon!
@earthcat2 жыл бұрын
M.R. James has always scared me to death 💀
@smythharris26352 жыл бұрын
James had all the qualifications, medievalist, academic, antiquarian, no wonder. He was marinated in spookery.
@earthcat2 жыл бұрын
@@smythharris2635 Absolutely
@lyndarowland75072 жыл бұрын
Great story Great narration thank you so much
@irenabevans34112 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you back, really enjoyed the creepyness of this tale, superb narration as ever thank you
@beluch27682 жыл бұрын
A fine reading of this especially antiquarian story. You dealt nimbly with the decryption section, and it was a good idea to "fade out" from the first paragraph in Latin. Thanks for the pleasure!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks beluch. Yes, I did consider doing the whole of the introductory section, but thought it might try the patience of listeners! Glad to know you enjoyed it
@lesleylakos24172 жыл бұрын
A Beautifully Constructed Story very well Read ....Thank You Simon
@sharonwhiteley65102 жыл бұрын
Better than most TV today
@Mrs.Karen_Walker2 жыл бұрын
We got rid of our TV and radio. its just low quality, shallow smut, filth, propaganda and degeneracy. No TV and no radio is absolute heaven.
@synesthete232 жыл бұрын
A treasure tale with a ghost guardian! I think about the ghost pirates guarding their treasures in the movies... and how greed can lead us to unpleasant places. Thank you dear Simon for your masterful narrations! 🎩
@maureenhartley10932 ай бұрын
Simon you are a national treasure, I read your stories every day, both ordinary and ghost. Your voice is marvellous for reading these books, please keep on reading these they are wonderful.🇬🇧🏴🍷🇬🇧🏴
@martiwilliams45922 жыл бұрын
One of my M.R. James favorites enhanced by your gripping presentation. Thank you so much!!!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad to know that, thanks Marti!
@spews19732 жыл бұрын
Always love hearing some Monty. And the way the Latin at the start was cut short was a particularly fine bit of editing.
@thomasswafford2502 жыл бұрын
M.R. James wrote a number of stories that are canon in supernatural literature. He put his academic career first and foremost, so that limited his output. Originally, he wrote for friends till a friend convinced him to put out a collection.
@MsDormy Жыл бұрын
He also was a brilliant linguist and expert in ancient churches - he did a fantastic translation of Homs Christian Andersen’s tales, and also visitors guides to abbeys and churches of Great Britain - he was quite a prolific academic. Merry Christmas 🎄❤️
@adjones39372 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, lovely!
@mickho79102 жыл бұрын
I enjoy all your readings, but especially M R James.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mick
@Linda-rs5qt2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I love listening to your stories at bedtime while I embroider or crochet and unwind from the long day 😊
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Much appreciated, thanks Linda
@jimmillward35052 жыл бұрын
great work Simon
@thewildbirds60702 жыл бұрын
What an absolute delight Simon. Thank you
@katyvdb59932 жыл бұрын
Brrr! Very effective! Thank you, Simon, for your wonderful rendering of these superb stories.
@deborahmeyers551 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your beautiful reading 📚 like no other 👌
@thelastsausage6352 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved this story, hadn’t heard it before, brilliantly read as always by Simon ❤️👍🇦🇺
@m.a.30832 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure where I got the idea that I don’t like ghost stories as much as mysteries, but you are quickly disproving it with your latest uploads!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks @M. A. Of course, this particular one is a bit of both!
@jack88412 жыл бұрын
October is the perfect time for all of this love this
@holymags24952 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to this one. Saving til time for bed!
@katyoconnor505214 күн бұрын
Love MR James stories. Great to find this channel that has a lot of them n is well narrated.
@peterprice687111 ай бұрын
Love MR James and you do him full justice with your beautifully crafted narration
@BitesizedAudio11 ай бұрын
Thank you Peter, much appreciated
@Micky-yo3ng2 жыл бұрын
I listen to these stories at night while I'm asleep and so I'm not fully conscious of the stories but my dreams surely are! I dreamt of Cthulhu, must have been those tentacles round the protagonist's neck.
@manasbose88172 жыл бұрын
Oh this is great Simon. A tale from the masterful M R James I haven't heard before read by you a masterful narrator. Also very gratified I still understood some of the Latin 50 years after doing it for O Level🤣
@Mrs.Karen_Walker2 жыл бұрын
Love all these old stories. ANd what a very good reading voice you've got.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Gretchen, much appreciated
@billtomson57912 жыл бұрын
Thank you Simon. Looking forward to more.
@barbaraprest7832 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@RosesAreForever18712 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I’ve got several knitting projects lined up and this will definitely help me finish them💐
@imlistening1137 Жыл бұрын
I would love to hear a reading of ghost stories on Christmas Eve! What a spooky tradition!
@LadyBronwynn14002 жыл бұрын
Love it, just love it. Thank you.
@donnasmall21722 жыл бұрын
Yet another fantastic story
@jojoe40932 жыл бұрын
This story left me shakingall over!
@junewoolerton5210 Жыл бұрын
Terrific stuff, just as enjoyable as reading the original tale!
@richardcychowski83802 жыл бұрын
Great story.... brilliantly told
@jayanthisrinivasan90552 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the pure pleasure 🙏. I adore your voice and narration. From India with ❤️
@januzzell86312 жыл бұрын
Ahh one of my favourite ghost writers read by one of my favourite readers - gorgeous!
@Maud8711 ай бұрын
As always superb! Thanks Simon
@petercalderwood28762 жыл бұрын
Happy to find this channel. A perfect pairing with my doses of NyQuil. Happy Holidays!
@SpuktasticAudio2 жыл бұрын
An M. R. James tale that was unknown to me. You spoil us, cher Simon. You really do. ❤❤
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad to know I can still surprise you! Thanks Bob
@rhondaroberts95815 ай бұрын
I really like these Bite Sized audio's!
@annnovy45372 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed these spooky stories. Well read too Simon
@Maud8711 ай бұрын
As always Simon, superb! 🙏
@patriciajrs46 Жыл бұрын
Latin sounds like one of the romance languages. If it is, you make it sound lovely. Thank you, Simon. I too, love languages. A very interesting story.
@conlaiarla Жыл бұрын
Latin is the romance language. All romance languages are derived from it.
@davidbixby86822 жыл бұрын
Splendid reading as always Mr. Stanhope, hope you can get to "Lost Hearts" and "The Ash Tree".
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you David. They're on my list, although I'm hoping to do Count Magnus and Number 13 ... but will certainly do more James in the future
@greedyfirstalgorithmlast262 жыл бұрын
thank you sir for bringing books to an 73 year old who cannot read books due to Cataracts
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad to help! Thanks for listening and taking the time to comment
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto2 жыл бұрын
Just getting to the five minute mark, I read the name "MR James" and knew I must listen. "Oh, Whistle..." is one of my favorite short stories.
@jackalina912 жыл бұрын
Thank you Simon I enjoyed this story very much. ♥️♥️♥️
@tinawelch30055 ай бұрын
Prior posted comments conveybmy thoughts. Thank you for excellent narrations!
@mammaminecraft4038 Жыл бұрын
I started listening to this to go to sleep and here I am, very much awake now .
@BitesizedAudio Жыл бұрын
Oh dear! I hope you managed to get some sleep in the end...
@barbaratozzano63642 жыл бұрын
I have always loved "Victorian" ghost stories, and M.R. James is one of my favorite authors. I must say that your voice is the perfect medium of narration for this genre. Keep up the good work!
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Barbara, appreciated!
@MajorDan11382 жыл бұрын
Great audio effect at the beginning, fading out the Latin as the English story begins, sort of high-end, eh? Great story, and Thank you!
@idontknowpreston36732 жыл бұрын
Very nice new intro.
@nshaw15673 ай бұрын
Well done that chap
@grannykiminalaska2 жыл бұрын
❤️
@lizday81402 жыл бұрын
I have heard this story before! It reminded me of another story I have viewed on KZbin, where there is a slimy black ooze that comes out of a wall, protecting some treasure or something like that. Does anyone know the one to which I am referring?
@davidbixby86822 жыл бұрын
It's the same one, the BBC adapted it for their "Ghost Stories for Christmas" specials in 1974.
@BitesizedAudio2 жыл бұрын
Hello Liz, as David says, I think it sounds like you're referring to the BBC TV adaptation of this story from 1974 - it varied from the original in several aspects, including making Somerton a clergyman, eliminating some characters and adding in others, but the overall story line is the same and the climatic moment in the well is indeed rather dramatic...
@lizday81402 жыл бұрын
@@BitesizedAudio That was it! I thought I remembered the adaptation as being different from another audiobook version of the same story I had heard previously, too. "Artistic license", I suppose. 🙂 Thanks!
@thehobbyzoo61242 жыл бұрын
Your pronunciation of Latin is pretty decent
@saran.40012 жыл бұрын
Yes, he made me nostalgic for my Catholic upbringing. I went on a tour here of the Candler mansion and they had a stained glass window with Latin passages. . The guide asked could anybody translate, I did. Astonished my Baptist friends.
@spacehound33552 жыл бұрын
Revenge is a dish best severed cold a klingon proverb and its indeed cold when it comes from the grave. 👻👍
@stevenverhaegen87292 жыл бұрын
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@sittnknittnwatchn39802 жыл бұрын
💙🎙📚💙
@EleanorPeterson2 жыл бұрын
SPOILER ALERT! Please note, dear reader, that this comment contains some musings which may constitute a partial 'plot spoiler' connected with this story. By all means, enjoy Simon's splendid reading before continuing...🙂 I've often wondered at the use of darkness and night in ghost stories. Naturally it taps into our earliest fears of the unseen and the unknown, but why should rational adults - who have seen and know - continue to be upset by childhood superstitions? We know now about lots of hitherto unexplained or unseen things. We can amplify, magnify and rationalise almost everything. From ebola to eclipses and from epilepsy to earthquakes, we've gradually robbed the unknown of its power to hold our reason to ransom. (Do you suppose that the traditional ghost stories of the lost Aztecs and Incas, of the Australian Aboriginal people, and of India, China and Africa also rely on our fear of the dark? 🤔) Infra-red sensitive cameras have shown us that darkness is largely meaningless to many creatures - cats can see as well at night as we can by day. This is obviously why moggies don't write ghost stories 🤭. But they're not evil or touched by the claw of Satan - they're just adapted to be nocturnal. And we now know exactly why bats don't crash into things in the dark. So... darkness falls as the planet revolves. And, as Shakespeare said, "Night's dark agents to their preys do rouse...". But then the darkness goes away again. Um. So? I must be missing something. In this story, we are told that the mysterious 'guardian' is a creature of the night, and thus can only do its duty in the Earth's cosier latitudes. Would it be rendered powerless in northern Norway or at the extreme south of the planet? How would it guard its treasure in lands where there isn't any night? I imagine that if people lived their whole lives in sunlight they'd just have to find something else to scare their children with. It's odd that we should still be ruled by instincts from a time when we didn't know much about celestial mechanics. The idea of 'Light is good, dark is bad' is as old as we are, but we've known for a long time that the thing that went bump in the night was actually Tiddles the cat jumping off the fridge to catch a spider at 3 in the morning. No wonder modern 'scares' eschew mere darkness and seek their thrills elsewhere. Mood-altering plagues, genetic engineering gone wrong, and hordes of indestructible brain-eating zombies - all three things being conspicuously diurnal - have taken over from a night full of bats and unseen squidgy monsters conveniently concealed by the gloom. You may be wondering why I make 'spoilsport' comments like this, so perhaps I should say that I'm not just a grumpy so-and-so out to spoil everyone's fun; I get tremendous enjoyment from listening to Simon's wonderful storytelling and find these old tales fascinating for what they reveal about human nature. I'm interested in what makes people 'tick'. When I watch a puppet show, I first of all enjoy the action, but I also like to see the rods and strings moving. In literature as in life, it's intriguing seeing how changes in society affect our hopes and fears; wholesome (fundamentally Christian) ghost stories of good versus evil were very much in vogue in Edwardian and Victorian times. After the Great War people had other things to worry about besides hauntings and spectres, and after WW2 we were scaring ourselves with science, aliens, and alien ideology (which for some people is even scarier!) instead of simple spooks. Yep. Life was easier when we couldn't see what was pulling our strings.😁
@bluegreenglue65652 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed your cogitation on this and its ancillary topics -- the kind of conversations I used to have with my late husband about movies, about books, about events, history, music, etc. It's nearly impossible for me to just "read (or listen to) a story." I have to consider it, muse over what it means in the grand scheme. I don't want to stop feeling that way about everything. It makes life more interesting, and helps shave the sharp edges off of the trials of just existing as a human.
@er6730 Жыл бұрын
10:11
@indigobunting24314 ай бұрын
I did not understand the ending.
@Crowka274 Жыл бұрын
🎉
@christabedwin11 ай бұрын
Ah Treasure. Always bad news. !!
@boxfox294510 ай бұрын
How can the ethnicity of an artist, be told by their art'?