BitterSteel: We only need a little bit of breathing room. Germany: Did you say we need more fronts? Yes, let's have more fronts! BitterSteel: Nooooo
@SoundGuideline2 жыл бұрын
Germany be like: Don't be a party pööper! Did'ya come here to be böring? More fronts - more bang, more bang - more fun!
@Zenturio3312 жыл бұрын
they misinterpreted breathing space as living space
@donaldduck38712 жыл бұрын
BitterSteel: playing hoi4. me: Starts to stroke my dick slowly with lotion.
@v3k1tg Жыл бұрын
Hitler in a nutshell
@Retro_Nata2 жыл бұрын
I could feel the anger when Germany declared war on Switzerland
@lardstehbread2 жыл бұрын
I remember when that actually happened in 1918 irl
@redtro_12 жыл бұрын
@@lardstehbread i cant tell if this is a joke or not lmao
@lardstehbread2 жыл бұрын
@@redtro_1 it's not, after communist politicians created a communist Republic in Bavaria and the freikorps (English: volunteer Corps) invaded communist Bavaria some politician in that Bavaria or something declared war on Württemberg (a state within Germany) and Switzerland, after that he was removed from the government though
@Fugitive6852 жыл бұрын
Should've been fear. Switzerland is now unleashed
@Zorro91292 жыл бұрын
@@lardstehbread Most sane communist revolutionary
@Comrade_Blanc2 жыл бұрын
My favourite moment was when Germany said: "Its Germanying time!" and proceeded to declare war all over the place. Truly one of the Worldwars of all time
@pablo_escanor1681 Жыл бұрын
Germany declaring war on Switzerland was genius, the Swiss can be really annoying to beat when they are sitting in the alps. So knowing it could not sustain another front it declared on them, lured the Swiss army away, made them overextend to where you could easily beat them, opening a gap for a campaign against Italy. So yes the German ai is a genius
@No._.Name.177 Жыл бұрын
genius in dumb way
@SwissChez Жыл бұрын
@@No._.Name.177genius on accident lol
@simonnachreiner83807 ай бұрын
Truely the greatest unitard of our time.
@Stiann862 жыл бұрын
0:52 "We have to heavily rely on the AI *Heavy zeroes and ones breathing*
@Stan3-2 жыл бұрын
And yet the ai relied on him
@Stiann862 жыл бұрын
@@Stan3- how the turntables
@bennett7542 жыл бұрын
When a lot of persons on your discord server said that this is impossible, including people well known for being good at disaster saves, i thought that is was impossible. I'm really suprised that you managed to do it. Thank you for saving my biggest disaster so far. (And it is really helpfull to get some tips for Ostland)
@Roketsune2 жыл бұрын
Bitt3r is the grandmaster of HoI4 disaster saves!
@glxyzera75322 жыл бұрын
the plural of person is people, sorry if it comes out as rude im just trying to help
@chusnacho44472 жыл бұрын
@@glxyzera7532 Technically both are correct, persons is mostly used when the number of humans you are refering to is known or in legal documents, in that context it is the more common used plural of person (and it was the more used plural until the 1600s in any context).
@nathantripathy2 жыл бұрын
@@chusnacho4447 While the history and use of both plurals is interesting, it is important when assessing relative correctness to keep modern use in mind. Persons is not used outside legal documents and in reference to groups of people. So while you are technically correct, you are wrong based on actual use of English speakers. By way of example, Shakespeare is English, but nobody would ever treat Shakespearean English as a viable way to communicate with modern English speakers.
@ws52732 жыл бұрын
@@nathantripathyI see “persons” on every bus I’ve ever been on, plus you’re being petty
@Roketsune2 жыл бұрын
6:52 I love the voices you make when you're horrified or consternated by the AI or the original player!
@Alvraf2 жыл бұрын
Npc
@lucazanon34192 жыл бұрын
6:57 Bitterstel trying to create a kamehameha to disintegrate AI germany😂😂. I didn't expect that 😂😂
@Dudewithguns-ww7wc2 жыл бұрын
This man makes every scenario that seems unsaveable look like the easiest game of his life
@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup2 жыл бұрын
Bittersteel: so the influx of fresh ostland troops is definitely making the difference. Captions: so the influx of fresh australian troops is definitely making the difference.
@Т1000-м1и Жыл бұрын
Watching it as a non-player is even more fun. You don't ever quite know what is supposed to happen or not
@Germanball-t5h Жыл бұрын
Germany:in war with half of the world Bittersteel: WE are doing good Germany: more enemys
@firdalion96852 жыл бұрын
10:02 - a new division has been created: the "beer divsion" instead of "Gebirgsdivision". No doubt, the beer division definitely makes more sense.
@SirBungus2 жыл бұрын
I've waited so much for another disaster save
@emberfist83472 жыл бұрын
BitterSteel: Germany you're at war with half the world! Germany: Yes but soon it will be Germany versus the world! Gotta love that even in a game where historical AI is off the Germans still managed find a way to with almost all of Europe.
@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup2 жыл бұрын
Bittersteel: So we've gone for ostland, straight for ostland. Captions: So we've gone for off slant, straight for a slant.
@rzu14742 жыл бұрын
I really really really really hope Paradox would just tell the AI *no wars while your already losing others!!!!*
@simonnachreiner8380 Жыл бұрын
IRL Operation Barbarossa intensifies
@speedrunnerhoi42 жыл бұрын
6:55 Germany losing the world war Germany also: declares war on the Swiss🗿
@architech022 жыл бұрын
Bittersteel: We need breathing room Germany: STRANGLES BITTERSTEEL FURTHER BY DECLARING WAR ON RANDOM NATIONS DURING A LOSING WAR
@emberfist83472 жыл бұрын
Hey Germany is playing historical.
@yagurakun24192 жыл бұрын
Ok, now that's admirable. To fight with Germany with Italy AI and win is the sign of master.
@hendrikmons42312 жыл бұрын
When i saw that start i thought, nah this is not saveable, but you did it! Again! Nice! Btw, has your intelligence agency decrypted some paradox possible new dlc yet? :D
@krickon38192 жыл бұрын
well he wouldn't upload a failed disaster save... which is honestly pretty unfortunate. i think it'd be cool to see him try disaster saves which he didn't manage to save. it would let us see at what point is this situation lost.
@oneeyedking26792 жыл бұрын
I guess no one is talking about fortress Budapest and how historically accurate that was
6:11 Bitt3rSteel: "Whatever his place is called." Me: **stares Velikiye Luki** "Yeah... yeah sure... whatever that place is, right..." **Intense flashbacks to Operation Mars** "Yeah, no, whatever bro... who knows..."
@ryanhughes64052 жыл бұрын
Wjats operation Mars?
@Isometrix1162 жыл бұрын
I love the foreshadowing of clicking on Switzerland when saying “I really hope Germany doesn’t declare any more wars”
@wyattburke18372 жыл бұрын
15 minutes in: "America is about to capitulate" Me: wtf is happening in America
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
Oh, i realized that bit got cut: USA is at war with the Allies. And is losing, badly
@johnroach90262 жыл бұрын
Average non-historical gameplay
@Gabeslicor2 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to rain on your parade to hard......you suck"-Bittersteel 2023
@samwill72592 жыл бұрын
Shooting himself in the foot with every choice that he makes This guy was doing a REALLY realistic Axis RP game!
@turksevermeechie2 жыл бұрын
you deserve 1 Million subs. Very helpful and helped me learn the game if it wasnt for you i'd still have 30 hours you gave me motivation and knowledge
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks!
@evanwilliams18392 жыл бұрын
To be fair the Swiss war does pose certain... limited advantages. Namely being that the Italian forces are more likely to spread out, before with the presence of a neutral nation meant that the Italians had the choice of reinforcing an allied front or manning their own and they'd most likely focus their strength on the German border, but with the Swiss opened, the Italians would likely spread out along the now massive French, Swiss, and Italian border. Though the Germans have so little strength they couldn't deal with the added regional pressure without intervention.
@thebaeharbourbutcher Жыл бұрын
bro released his inner demons when germany declared on switzerland💀
@internetstrangerstrangerofweb2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if paradox will ever give Italy AI the common sense to protect their coasts if they’re atleast going to go hyper aggressive warmonger mode
@duelinglectrics2 жыл бұрын
* Bittersteel explaining how he will use his own troops and resources win to the war for Germany * Germany “ 😏 “
@maxeany2 жыл бұрын
10:52 the way you said Brescia really hurt me
@mr.trollman.Ай бұрын
10:50
@shockathlete89482 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to embrace rhe ai 's chaos and because of that im like right now invading norway for no reason
@Drazja2 жыл бұрын
"You're an idiot you didn't guard your ports. " Bittersteel 2023 I need this on a shirt
@IamDrDapper2 жыл бұрын
The pain and agony when Germany declared on Switzerland, ah, love it
@gernhard.reinholdsen Жыл бұрын
German AI is really one of the AIs of all time
@KrokLP2 жыл бұрын
Getting naval bases and dockyards while all your ports have enemy landings in them is 5D chess move
@lemokwolf27302 жыл бұрын
Ah that tone in his voice at 6:54, been there before and having AI buddies is only PAIN.
@Chorutowo2 жыл бұрын
Man, this guy made almost reverse Lithuanian commonwealth, just like way up
@DasDusch Жыл бұрын
7:42 Bismarck, when prince leopold got declined the Spanish throne in 1870
@WhiteDevil-hi2nk Жыл бұрын
"what did Switzerland ever do to you? You are at war against half of the world" Hitler: "Not enough fronts my friend. We need more people on the party
@orrorsaness5942 Жыл бұрын
Hitler: Wanna tell you the real reason? I planned to invade Switzerland from the very beginning, and I had a dream that your nation would save me, giving me the excuse to invade Switzerland.
@persianpatriot38882 жыл бұрын
It's actually the first time I see bittersteels rage 😂
@johnmarston53832 жыл бұрын
I am liking the memes in your newer videos! There's not too much of them so they don't get annoying,
@dantemcmillan63372 жыл бұрын
Bro when I saw he had none of the supports researched I already knew how bad this was gonna be.
@therealolms5095 Жыл бұрын
Love the roblox rise of nations memes in there
@kristijanveljaca16872 жыл бұрын
To be fair, by declaring war on Switzerland Germany didn't create more fronts but instead unified two fronts into one :)
@Stan3-2 жыл бұрын
We have to rely on the ai Later The ai Relying on bitt3rsteel more than ever before
@suissemhabite.20982 жыл бұрын
"The Swish." This is war, my good sir!
@denisd9736 Жыл бұрын
Hi, Bitt3rSteel! How can I send you disasters for you to save? I tried your guide on how to get the No Step Back achievment and I kinda failed on the Turkey front(maybe bcz I used the NKVD guys because they were cheaper) and I invited Lithuania in my faction and then I invited them into the war with Germany by a mistake becuase I was having to many notificafications with non-agression pacts from the Allied countries and there was a war join request and I accepted it, and now the front is kinda messed up.
@nono_real042 жыл бұрын
7:21 Germany to france in the real ww2
@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad2 жыл бұрын
“With the American’s about to cap” Wait, what? What happened in America in this run lol
@tricolourbearer24352 жыл бұрын
You are a brilliant general, my Man!
@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse2 жыл бұрын
I think what needs to happen is that we force Paradox' management to have their lives run by this AI. Plain and simple.
@simonnachreiner8380 Жыл бұрын
Bittersteel:Germany NOOOO! Adolf dripler:GERMANY YEEEESSSSS!
@justinengel96322 жыл бұрын
I was wondering, when you know you will be at war with the allies for a long times wouldn't it make sense to boost ideology in the US with spies to 5% early so they can't take most op focuses?
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, absolutely
@alexanderstauber2 жыл бұрын
I love Hoi4 but i just don't know how to play it. It's mostly the military stuff that i don't get. How to maneuver an army, how does Navy work, how to make good templates....
@some_gh0st2 жыл бұрын
I love playing Iron Wolf Lithuania, but alas it relies very heavily on Germany to do some heavy lifting.
@eli-mi3mh2 жыл бұрын
Unless you fortify every province with level 10 forts lol inflicted 4million deaths on the soviets
@Carl-Gauss2 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the title I thought it’s TNO or TWR
@Peanutbutterfella Жыл бұрын
Yo bittersteel you’re my favorite hoi4 KZbinr. If you don’t mind me asking, where are you from? You kind of sound swedish
@3dcomrade2 жыл бұрын
A tip as to play as united Baltics Basic template should be 7/2 with an extra 1 medium tank batallion(basic medium tank is 1938 tech, but you will begin researching it at the end of 1937 anyway)
@johnmarston53832 жыл бұрын
Which cannon do you recommend? Because i always wait for the 1941 Improved Medium cannon but its oftentimes too late to use it
@3dcomrade2 жыл бұрын
@@johnmarston5383 CAS gun>Medium Cannon>Improved Medium Cannon The point of the tanks is to make your divisions take less damage, preserving manpower
@viktorsalinovic72602 жыл бұрын
@@3dcomrade How is the medium cannon better than the improved one??
@3dcomrade2 жыл бұрын
@@viktorsalinovic7260 its more of a upgrade path. You staet with the CAS gun, then medium cannon then improved medium cannon
@viktorsalinovic72602 жыл бұрын
@@3dcomrade ah okay that makes more sense, you shouldve put --> instead of just >
@mrhonkhonk61162 жыл бұрын
hey i don't know if it's your mic or your record app but there is a loud strident sound when the volume of the video is up
@Kaiimei2 жыл бұрын
The fact that even like 5 years on, countries declare more wars despite having so many fronts is just silly.
@krasnamerah19262 жыл бұрын
Once again the Top God of HoI4 surpassed his previous grand feat!
@nadersaid22152 жыл бұрын
The paradox ai for his enemy and his Allie’s going to suck literal ass
@hanzdererfinder59022 жыл бұрын
German Generals : Mein Fuhrer we should stop declare war Fuhrer : no, we Declare war more German Generals : fine
@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup2 жыл бұрын
Bittersteel: so ostland itself has been naval invaded. The captions: So islam itself has been naval invaded. Alhamdulillah
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
We shall win, inshallah
@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup2 жыл бұрын
Allah maeka!
@ikat_tracer2 жыл бұрын
"You're an idiot, you didn't guard your ports." Okay Mr. "I garrison my ports per fallback line with a single trash division and get myself naval invaded nonetheless"
@Vandelberger2 жыл бұрын
I literally had to spend a year building ton of crap boats and waited until England took its navy out, before I invaded the juicy underbelly of England.
@bg1052 Жыл бұрын
I love that shit talking the A.I. is a hoi4 stapple.
@scottandcoke13422 жыл бұрын
MORE DISASTER SAVES THEY'RE THE BEST PART OF THIS CHANNEL
@flygon6997 Жыл бұрын
Bitter steel Disney one of his most hate it campaign was when Germany started to clearing War all over the place I guess I found that video😊
@johngalt51662 жыл бұрын
This is why the thunder roars alone is better 😭😭😭
@babybigfootgaming5905 Жыл бұрын
It's so entertaining when germany declares war on you
@babybigfootgaming5905 Жыл бұрын
It's so entertaining when When germany declares war on switzerland
@かたわれ時-e7x2 жыл бұрын
This was definitely not the hardest game he fought, let's admit that
@bajlozi68732 жыл бұрын
Are you japanese?
@SerLagsalot2 жыл бұрын
What is your pick for the hardest?
@latvinskyyy2 жыл бұрын
You should do the Poland-Romania kingdom and form Intermarium (Międzymorze) and try to defeat Soviet and Germany!
@BobBob-zu2dt2 жыл бұрын
Omg the RON meme (a roblox game) i remember playing that so long ago 😢
@getupa14242 жыл бұрын
"you're an idiot" you're like a bad teacher 😂
@jonathanfabela7392 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Equestria at War mod will be a challenge
@belgiumball23082 жыл бұрын
Why did no one make steiner jokes? Steiner attacked. Now everything is alright.
@akmalrisyadhakim90892 жыл бұрын
I have my laptop's volume rather high and I am completely caught off guard when he's angry because of Switzerland 💀
@paradoxgameenthusiast Жыл бұрын
Installing the expert ai mod will make him have a stroke
@Ariovisti2 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you didn't have the US against you, which might be why the allies largely felt like a non-factor. Great disaster save as always. Love the fireman playstýle.
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the allies were busy invading the USA and slowly killing it
@legalduidriving2 жыл бұрын
Hi Bitt3r, can you do a BBA Trotskyist Mexico achievement guide?
@sahilhossian82122 жыл бұрын
Lore of Saving Ostland, so Ostland can save Germany momentum 100
@fabriziocaracciolo6292 Жыл бұрын
How do i send my horrible save?
@gaiustheant16182 жыл бұрын
Well the swiss were blocking the maginot so of course Germany is aiming for the Ardennes;)
@ostland_staat23562 жыл бұрын
Hey Look Its Grandpa!
@blauertee3458 Жыл бұрын
GERMANYYYY!!!😡 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?😭😢 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?😢😭
@dariusdm7922 жыл бұрын
Best hoi4 ytb
@kimberlymccauley3659 Жыл бұрын
It's me, guy who's upset that Germany isn't acting logically and rationally in World War II
@Qwerka3 ай бұрын
0:40 Who made the captions here? 😂
@bedtimegaming03135 күн бұрын
KZbin ai
@KEKMaster30002 жыл бұрын
Damn I hoped you would be playing that China save from Reddit
@joselee96052 жыл бұрын
Hitler sitting in Berlin feeling like a genius declaring war on half the world while the Latvians carry their asses in every front
@Chorutowo2 жыл бұрын
Man, I thought this wasent all thaaat bad, until I saw that he didn't research engineers. No wonder you couldent garrison your ports, and it all went downhill from there
@RealElijahMayhem Жыл бұрын
I wonder what Bitt3rsteel would think of some of my games.
@vaso34355 ай бұрын
The AI will conquer the world The AI: 6:53
@dylantomlinson2182 жыл бұрын
maybe next time (just an idea) you could do Japan taking out all nations Germany needs before the war starts also I love your videos always fun to watch
@CaReclaimationGovernment2 жыл бұрын
Bro Cleaned up a naval invasion in 12 days, what??! 4:02-4:07
@Bitt3rSteel2 жыл бұрын
It helps that the AI makes stupid moves, like leave the port