Will the Zombies eat us all or can Germany save humanity?

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

*_BRAAaAaAaAINS!_* Peruvian diplomat: Yes, I hear you, but we are unable to oblige such a request. May we offer... something else, please? Zombies: *_BRA--_* **clears throat** Well, certainly. Since you asked so nicely... what do you have in mind?

[@Evilbunk15]

Trains, Grains and Potato Strains.

[@DoctorAllanGrey]

"I don't need Anti-Tank/Hard attack" followed up by "Why isn't this enemy armored unit taking any damage?" strikes again.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Classic Bitter

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Bitter may be good at the game but even great players who beat Operation Spring Awakening in the Battle of the Seelow Heights mod won't be able to figure out everything in the game.

[@Evasiv]

He gets too used to fighting the AI and only needing soft attack lol.

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

"Guys I know they just tried to eat us, but how bout we leave them as a nation?"

[@LeInternetcockroach]

“Make them Democratic too!” “Yeah good idea”

[@cyriell]

In the end the zombies were just misunderstood, rhey were all huggers, you were filled with love by their embrace so everyone who got hugged became a hugger themselves

[@PortugalGuy123]

@@cyriell And the hugs make ketchup!

[@samuelhawkins3750]

Allies: Let's let the Zombies be a free Democratic nation! Even if they tried to eat all of us. Hitler: Well now, I guess I have a perfect excuse to take over the world.

[@scvboy1]

“I can fix him” - The allies

[@kelvinyonger8885]

The mutated zombies have 500% hardness so they actually heal from soft attacks, which is why only the hard attack divs did anything

[@charlenehidalgo6558]

They picked up a sheet of iron and just carry it around

[@charlenehidalgo6558]

Wait no… bucket heads

[@aaroncruz9181]

Bro is following the North Korea diet.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Bruh ain't no way the Allies just puppeted the zombie horde turning them into MOTHERF*CKING DEMOCRATIC ZOMBIES 😂😂😂

[@romeopaparon8368]

It was basically like the zombies wanted to vote for referendum if they can vote Like this Eat Brains Never Eat Brains Vote Vote Lol maybe not like this

[@whitezombie10]

Apparently there is a way 🤣

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

I’m just imagining a parliament led by zombies

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise That would 100% be a better and more stable government than like 25-50% of all governments around the world.

[@foxgamez7844]

@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise thats just congress

[@commandershortsight]

World: Thank you for saving us! Germany: I wouldn’t say “saved”, more “under new management”

[@whitezombie10]

The allies leaving the zombies in half of the world:

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@whitezombie10 It's because the UK or whatever allied power. Puppeted the Zombies. And since they puppeted the zombies, the zombies turned from regular zombies to democratic Zombies. And so the Allies were like, "oh you're democratic? Well here's like half the world as compensation in order for you to be our ally." Edit: as for who they are probably enemies with. Either Germany or The Soviets.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@whitezombie10 (My last reply was deleted) Well they were now Democratic Zombies after they were puppeted. So the Allies just gave them half the world as compensation for the Zombie Horde to become an ally of the Western powers.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@whitezombie10 Well that's because they were puppeted. They turned into Democratic Zombies.

[@hagamapama]

Lebensraum at last

[@techno7628]

Germany: Literally saves the world from zombies Also Germany: Can't be in the anti-zombie faction AI never disappoints us being dumb

[@L_LGBTQ]

Sea HR3??

[@蔡林翰-v2m]

不不，我覺得這很人性，看看台灣就是一個例子

[@randomRPperson]

It’s cause Germany is the only country that has a faction gamestart and that faction can stay with only one country

[@Lezolay234]

999 likes

[@g.r.senterprisevenatorclas7314]

'Saves' the world lol

[@utmelidzedaniel418]

5:52 😭 omfg I laughed so hard on this one, just imagine zombie diplomates, all sitting in a conference room, speaking their zombie gibberish and signing a fucking peace treaty with Peru omfg🤣

[@MelvinDaMan]

And Oscar some-frickin-how managed to do a peace deal with them bro lmaoo

[@vinteb7987]

What if the zombie virus was actually possessed by an intelligent hivemind and stole memories of its hosts to speak verbally like the Flood?

[@gamercat435]

I'm not surprised, the language is quite similar.

[@kd3045]

5:50-6:02 The Zombie Horde is like the average HOI4 player: Got into a land war in South America, realized how crappy the supply is there and now needs time to build its logistics

[@salxrn]

Bitter: "zombie difficulty hard, extreme or insane" comepletely skips normal 🗿

[@dantemcmillan6337]

say what you will about bitter, he ain't no bitch. where there's a will there's a way

[@RandooGaming]

@@dantemcmillan6337 its kind of beautiful

[@Tom-oj7si]

Unlike Alex and Tommy lol Bitter and ISP actually have some skill And ofc Dankus has skill but also knows how to break the game

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

​@@Tom-oj7si Then There Is Bo Who Could Somehow Manage To Make Navy Useful Against Zombies

[@Zoinksmeboi]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025in the last few vids bo’s pretty washed up in the navy department.

[@Average_Cinder_Block]

The world: fighting for their lives Peru: just sign a white peace with them

[@dragonflied3]

10:52 Ethiopia: "Screw you guys, I'm joining team zombie!"

[@captain_hammer]

18:20 Poland after seeing that everyone in France was eaten by zombies: *it's free real estate*

[@Null-Z3ro]

Germany, pushing to moscow in 1938.. With the soviets💀💀💀

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Hitler: Stalin Tell Me A Joke Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I Don't Get It. Stalin: Me Neither

[@Phantom8915cz]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 underrated comment on so many levels

[@hertoramann]

Imagine kv2 and king tigers marching to same enemy and both raining bullets and Germans with pphs Russians with stgs

[@spaceracer6861]

@@hertoramann something out of a GuP story

[@Jakeripper-w7x]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 irl the geman armme was in Nord Moscow but hilter was stupid and the have to out Moscow

[@lamster7422]

I am convinced that in the case of a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion, we should elect Bitt3rSteel as our world leader and unite under him.

[@DeantheCB]

I want to see an alien invasion in hoi4 video

[@蔡林翰-v2m]

別忘了，他會用死守的命令 要求一次又一次的部隊送死

[@darkiboi]

youd bet your ass the allies are about to kick him from the faction

[@randomRPperson]

what about ammo

[@frxsty2585]

@@蔡林翰-v2mthat’s a W

[@Hadar1991]

5:49 All hail to Óscar Raymundo Benavides Larrea, greatest diplomat in human history. :D

[@donpollo3154]

He's definitely some kind of necromancer

[@tigertrainerxd9190]

Didn’t save him in the end but it wa s mighty impressive.

[@kharga9046]

Zombies met my boy Oscar and straight up just went “understandable, have a nice day”

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

managed democary

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@unifiedhorizons2663 Join an elite peacekeeping force!

[@bimbendorf5166]

18:14 Considering Hitler's IRL plans on Madagascar, leaving the zombies there is very concerning

[@outrider425]

he had plans for Madagascar?

[@bimbendorf5166]

@@outrider425 One of the proposals on solving the "Jewish question" was to forcibly send all of the european jews to Madascar after the defeat of France. Of course, it was entirely uneconomic, so Nazis chose... different alternative

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

@@outrider425prior to coming up with the final solution, the Nazis wanted to send all of Europes Jews to Madagascar

[@outrider425]

@@bimbendorf5166 well in this universe they hate zombies not Jews

[@BullyMaguire42069]

​@@bimbendorf5166they sent them to heaven instead, very wholesome. imagine sending them to madagascar - the inhumanity!

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

I didnt know oscar was chill like that with the zombies

[@DaBadMoonIsRisin]

Oscar?

[@cultural-and-historical]

@@DaBadMoonIsRisin leader of Peru

[@DaBadMoonIsRisin]

@@cultural-and-historical ahhh ty now it makes sense

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

He knows what a cuss word is and wasn’t offended by it, so chill.

[@randomtexanguy9563]

then he got taken over anyway!

[@Datboi8989]

I love how nobody talks about goering somehow getting a house zombie lmao. When the even popped up the only reasonable explanation is that he went to france and just stole one 😭.

[@thegoddamnsun5657]

Give Timestamp

[@nikolaideianov5092]

Considering who did it im not suprised

[@MelvinDaMan]

Lmao I need the timestamp

[@knighter1209]

@@MelvinDaMan 8:13 around there

[@MelvinDaMan]

@@knighter1209 Thank you dude

[@Squirrellovesall]

Germany saving the world like it saves Greece’s economy Edit:welp now I know more about Greece ig

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Hahahahaha 😂

[@kingsweden4636]

You talking crap Greece mate stfu

[@ΓιώργοςΠαπακωνσταντίνου-φ5υ]

*Destroyed

[@tankpenguin175]

@@ΓιώργοςΠαπακωνσταντίνου-φ5υ Nah, Greece fucked it up and the Eurozone had to pay.

[@retramongolosupermil1768]

@@tankpenguin175 But the eurozone (germany) took his revenge with austerity measures and high interest. Still, greece fucked it up initially

[@kekvit_irae]

There are only three things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and the supporter mod not working.

[@Imperium83]

Even during the zombie apocalypse the machinations of the Eternal Anglo never stop...

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Nah ain't no way the allies literally liberated the zombie horde and made them democratic. 😂😂😂😂😂 "You know we may be a mindless horde of the undead but I do like the idea of voting." - a zombie

[@viligerm6592]

Ah yes, the two greatest enemies of man the zombies and Ethiopia!

[@blazingangel1_]

i was wondering why nobody mentioned that

[@Presidentti_El_Cabio]

Oscar casually made deal with zombies. ”we can make human brain taste potatoes, if you don’t eat Peru’s people.”

[@policeMarcus]

To avoid England.. well, being England and kicking you from the faction. There is a game rule called "Kick from faction" which you can set to "Never" to avoid this happening.

[@flyersniper7249]

8:19 The way he just so casually said that😮

[@ryanrg1545]

"Who's better to save the world than germany" Ah so is anyone gonna do a "Bitt3rsteel" out of context?

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Although World War 2 never actually happened in this timeline (at least I presume). World War Z was definitely not that much better than WW2.

[@llama878]

In terms of human cooperation and time expended, at least in this video, the zombie horde has been much better than ww2, but in the kills, well, you can probably already see the answer, almost all of America, the middle east, parts of Africa, Russia, and parts of Europe turned into desolated terrains with nothing but dead

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

​@@llama878 Yeah And That's Not Counting The World War That's Gonna Happen 2 Seconds After That, In Wich Germany Saves The World From Democratic Zombies And Then The Other World War In Wich Germany Just Achieves TNO +++

[@Bonkus..]

You call it the apocalypse, I call it guilt-free lebensraum

[@juanfextLOL]

Peru having the best diplomats in the world* Paradox Devs: put an indian image as generals there

[@NormalChannel95]

Seeing the peace deal gives me Zombie lives matter ahh vibes

[@Spielkind104]

no event "franco uses zombies in the civilwar"😭

[@utmelidzedaniel418]

Ok that actually would have been brilliant 😂

[@MelvinDaMan]

Lmaooo

[@Georgefloyd-1]

Zombie slavery

[@Aldrahill]

My god, it's possible to survive. I tried it for a bit and basically exploded :P

[@The1truesigma]

Forts and supply memery helped me win and so did cas and unpierceable armies killed zombies

[@commandercorl1544]

I can hardly hold them off in India, let alone Europe!

[@LittleGoblinBoi]

If you try this mod too, I've seen someone say the mutated version of the zombies have 500% hardness. Dunno how true that is, but I also think the zombies cant pierce tanks, so they might be the best strategy anyway

[@imsubbed3414]

paratroopers could be op for this since they destroy org in percentages

[@pocketmarcy6990]

Also the Zombies don’t have an air force so you could just meme them out of existence

[@ObaidFaisal]

very smart i didnt think of that

[@AtlasArchive1979]

I love how the soviet union annexed all of India along with most of the middle east, and nobody batted an eye 🤣

[@Bitt3rSteel]

Not like anyone lived there anyway

[@LeInternetcockroach]

Jim White💀

[@marekcmonster1937]

I like how it's the entire world vs the zombie horde *& Ethiopia*

[@james2529]

I really don't think you should use those zombie trains. They are definitely haunted.

[@wacherwicht1810]

In the Post war world all trains will be powered by madagascaran Zombies

[@ericfuchs123]

Need to know more about these zombie train conductors.

[@Mrwhoisdreks]

Now I’m imagining shmitler fist fighting zombies himself

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Fun fact: There is an event in this mod where Mussolini fist fights a Zombie. Yes, THAT Mussolini.

[@Alb_Balk]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372 the fat 200 double-chins italian guy?

[@Austenthor]

@@jaredjosephsongheng372does he win?

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

@@Austenthor Yes he wins and defeats the zombie.

[@Sharkamfss]

​@@jaredjosephsongheng372 weakest Italian

[@jamesnygma4597]

If this ever happened in real life, the casualties would be horrendous.

[@namethefifth7315]

0:20 erm actually Germany is referred to as a him not a her. it is the FATHER lands after all

[@neko6803]

Germany is ze Vaterland, Russia is the Motherland, Poland is that one child over which's custody both are fighting over xD

[@sebastianmedina5119]

🤓👆

[@namethefifth7315]

@@sebastianmedina5119 i already said erm actually your nerd emoji is a bit redundant

[@roryokane5907]

In English, all countries were historically referred to as “her” when speaking metaphorically. Whether this is related to the fact that countries/states/provinces are generally feminine in Latin too is unclear.

[@namethefifth7315]

@@roryokane5907 except for Germany which we still call the fatherland because it is the fatherland. in German it would be Vaterland. also English is a Germanic language with most of our most used words being derived from German and on top of that English does not use gendered language so it is kind of irrelevant what Latin uses to refer to countries we use whatever the country uses. we refer to our country as a her because we view female things as something of value that needs to be taken care of like a car or lady liberty

[@CheeseYTgaming]

I imagine Jim White as some necromancer commanding all the remaining zombies

[@rogofos]

do encirclements even do anything? usually it lets you kill divisions quickly by depleting their org while they have nowhere to retreat to but ... you can't do that to zombies and it's not like they'll be starving for supplies because its not like the zombies had supply lines to begin with

[@ussindianapolis487]

they get the encirclement penalty

[@ed_goblin]

"This is not looking hot, but let's not look at it." This may be the quote of our times.

[@MarksmanCarter2609]

Zombies: attack Germany Goering: Imma send you to my stomach

[@randomlygeneratedname]

I love how Ethiopia joined the zombies

[@蔡林翰-v2m]

這個殭屍MOD 有好多的缺點，但我看得出似乎就是 Bitt3rSteel 的"常規操作" 首先就是殭屍的部隊太少了，幾百萬、幾億的人口被消滅、 實際遊戲上的人口都消失了 ，但他們沒有全部變成殭屍 或者說沒有成為部隊 第二是 殭屍沒有正常"進攻"，照理說 一個有無窮的組織度的NPC 應該要認為自己一定會勝利的瘋狂推進，應該塞滿所有格子不停地推進(4:50 大部分的殭屍就待著沒有動作) 第三是 殭屍守著港口? 想要進攻海上突擊殖民地? 沒有腦子的部隊怎麼不會分散到全國各處? 還是說他們從海上撤退? 生成在那邊卻不會動作? 第四 僵屍的進攻應該要更多元化，尤其是突變部隊要"多變"，要做為對付坦克的天敵 呵，就在說過德國不適合這MOD之後，殭屍就跟沒有腦子一樣的簡單的被處理了

[@luminica_]

Sudetenland requires you to be at peace WITH Czechoslovakia.

[@Bitt3rSteel]

Actually no, look at the tool tip in the video. It clearly marks the requirement "at peace" as red, but allows me to do it anyway

[@luminica_]

@@Bitt3rSteel Sorry I read the code wrong. It is Czechoslovakia can't be in a faction with you while you're at war. There seems to be a display issue there. Here is the relevant code: available = { is_subject = no has_army_manpower = { size > 724999 } #80 div NOT = { AND = { CZE = { is_in_faction_with = GER } has_war = yes } } } NOT = { AND { means not both. The case where they are at war with you gets handled by the bypass.

[@XMehrooz]

4:41 Not something I ever thought I'd see, N*zi Germany using the Maginot for their own defense. :3

[@BaranZenon]

Damn, this game is like a perfect scenario for wacky alternative history novel :D

[@T-90M]

I wouldn't say saved... More like under new management.

[@yoylecake313]

bittersteel not realizing half of south america is part of germany:

[@itsquitemessy]

I was playing Germany in this mod once and the British kicked me from the faction. their frontline collapsed immediately.

[@SchwarzerWolf1000]

The World: German bad! German: Saves the world to save itself The World: Let don't consider that.

[@Daniel_876]

I played this mod last night as Germany and you'll never guess this but the allies also kicked me from their faction. The AI is so unbelievably stupid sometimes

[@UnityGoogle]

Yeah the major prob with this mod is that usually Uk kicks u from the faction(and the mechanics pretty much make puppetign impossible bc they are freed when they join the United faction) and that the zombie spawning mechanics mean that there’s a 72 division stack in the middle of India. It’s very easy to get some big attack divisions there and camp.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

I think you would've gotten back konigsberg if you offered military access to poland

[@sharkgamingpro3608]

7/10 italy should switch side

[@springbonnie105-aka-Fur-Tec]

everyone: the zombies have no inteligence peru: "i have made white peace with brainless creatures"

[@RandooGaming]

I love how bitter completely ignored zcom mechanics lol

[@ThePawsitivePlace-qlb1]

I played as France once here lol I let the allies fight the zombies while I focus on making my land forces stronger then declared war on the Soviets and Germans after the war 💀

[@agamemnonn1]

Still laughing at two Polands

[@scvboy1]

To be fair France was depopulated so might as well take the free land lol

[@Gufo64]

I had a lot of runs on this mod, one of my favourites, you should try play as ZCOM, it's so much fun seeing the world fall as you fortify and build up Cyprus, and then reclaim the world, firstly by island hopping in the Mediterranean and capturing a few ports here and there, then invading Italy from different sides seizing precious resources and factories, move forward from there and province by province, state by state, country by country you liberate the world. I have so much fun playing as ZCOM that most of my runs end after 1960, you should really try it.

[@MultinationalCrabLegion]

9:12 Ethiopia straight up just teamed up with the zombies and still died.

[@chenyizhao8173]

it is 5 am i was on a death scroll this saved me from it

[@bolabola9354]

333 divisions of zombies in the amazon is scary

[@Bitt3rSteel]

Scariest place on earth

[@Boothinator247]

“I saw Alex do something and I decided to embarrass him and do better”

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

Germany? Save humanity? Very odd...

[@colonelsmith7757]

They tried

[@Speedy0.5]

i was watching alex's video when this one came out 🤣

[@maast003]

Adolf: we need people and guns Oscar benavides: ¿podemos hablar?

[@jayseaandfriends]

guts and blackpowder when guts and gunpowder

[@christianjacinto7042]

If Zombie Army 4:Dead War was real life.

[@un1kum42]

There should be something in Hoi 5 that reduces factory efficiency if you don't have enough people to fill them, so that you get production problems after a prolonged war with a lot of losses.

[@destroyer693]

Allow me to introduce: Scraping the Barrel and All Adults Serve conscription laws in the base game.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Isn't that just how the Conscription Laws in this game work 😅😅😅

[@bente-ij9ls]

zombies invading the germans using the low lands? oh how the turns tabled

[@Hraher]

Óscar Benavides is a master diplomat

[@TheMygoran]

"The Democratic Horde of the Zombies" i lost it

[@StaraPakaSk]

The title of this video is a hidden allegory for WW2.

[@pejj300gamer2]

Is anyone gonna mention that Ethiopia was in a faction with the zombie horde 😂😂

[@Oboliskia]

Guts & blackpowder but ww2:

[@raxsavvage]

lol white peaced zombies...thats legit skill set right there

[@Eisenwaldgermanriotguatd]

Looks like this a Undead War (1945) in sniper elite zombie army

[@chainsawman6134]

if you want a much harder challenge you could try the redux version

[@LeprinhaGul]

Hey Bitter Steel, can you make a video of France testing to unite the crowns of Spain, Portugal and France? Hatless Spider is currently working on it also, seems like a nice challenge. Also, you become mega powerful if you do it, so try doing it against a super-buffed Germany, should make a nice challenge (: Should be even better on RT56 mod, but I don’t know if it’s possible to unite the crowns there 🤷‍♂️

[@ayubhussein-z3t]

san sebastian?

[@Fuofff]

Can germany save the world is gonna get taken out of context

[@samuilalexiev3642]

Me laughing at Jim Frickin White in madagascar

[@kristofferbeckman9073]

It would be cool to have a hoi4 tournament with a slower version of this

[@simonnachreiner8380]

"I don't understand why the UK does what it does" -Bitt3rSteel The German people have been trying and failing to understand that for the past five hundred years, you're in good company.

[@Vestyyy887]

Sickness has me in bed today,then Bittersteel uploads,day is good.

[@SnakeonLSD]

I love how little everyone seems to care about the zombie horde. The zombies kill every single civilian they come across IMMEDIATELY, which is 100 times worse than the Nazis plan for the Soviet Union (The Nazis would've killed a lot of people, but they wouldn't have killed everyone, especially not in the span of a few months), and yet Peru has the balls to send one hell of a diplomat to the Peruvian embassy in the Zombie Horde's capital, and then get said diplomat to convince the Zombies to arrange a temporary armistice. Then, once the Zombies are defeated, the Anti-Zombie Coalition decides that the war/Zombie outbreak only happened because of the Zombie's warlike ideology, and that establishing a democratic government in their country would fix the problem. Sometimes I wish HOI4 actually did have mechanics to replicate the fear of annihilation brought on (and later felt) by the Axis powers. That was a major factor in the Soviet Union's victory over Germany. The Slavs had to win, because if they lost, they would have lost everything they had. This is why Germany tends to beat the Soviets in HOI4, because the holocaust isn't portrayed in-game in any way, and the only thing that decides when anyone is going to surrender is a capitulation meter. Edit: I think some countries will actually send lend-lease and volunteers to the Zombie horde, but I don't know if that was patched or from a different mod.

[@ViacheslavManulik]

Nooo, the very last zombie city is my Kharkiv!

[@perimarc6008]

9:55 That is an oxymoron.

[@Notbakedbread]

"Can Germany save the world" Made me click instantly

[@LoneWanderer727]

6:05 typical Greeks saving the free world blocking a narrow passage against all odds

[@Bitt3rSteel]

There were more than 300 tho, so no cool movie for them

[@WiDoWeR2]

Never seen this type of content but I like it.

[@starborn6239]

1:28 wtf why india?

[@WOLF-td9ei]

Fr

[@WestLight-l3u]

Do you even have to ask?

[@starborn6239]

@@WestLight-l3u yes

[@iamcomingiwutwiq]

ZARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE got me off guard😂😂😂😂

[@HazelOlaso-ve1zh]

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