BJ’s closes earlier when you are married

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[@TheCampisis]

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[@connoroneil7429]

I love your LOVE! Thank you for being so open and sharing your lives! I love you both! Happy Thanksgiving! ❤🎉

[@lewstone5430]

This your wife? Yikes!

[@Loki1815]

Yep, closed! VIP's only!

[@stevemcvay2220]

The one near me used to be closed all the time too. Finally just started going to a different location. Best decision I ever made!!!💯👍😂

[@lonniehawkins582]

You can get the same stuff online .

[@michaelholt8590]

That store has terrible customer service.

[@TheCampisis]

Right! What’s the point of even being in a membership

[@michaelcurd1923]

How do you complain to the manager?

[@PureRythm]

​@@michaelcurd1923heck, they rushed to sell the product themselves buddy, there ain't no returns...

[@michaelcurd1923]

@@scottmitchell335 🤣🤣🤣 damn going straight to the manufacturer.

[@timallen643]

Maybe you should ask for a return?

[@davidrasmussen2975]

After saying “I do” the bride ran down the isle saying” No more diets and no more BJ’s”

[@emptyhand777]

The one food known to kill a woman's sex drive........wedding cake.

[@slamdangles]

divorce her

[@UncleEarl97]

Sad but true!

[@adamglltt89]

I find it's kids that do it. The window of opportunity is so slim and sleep is just better than sex most the week 😂

[@Jonah-k4p]

Oh no 😂

[@runlikethewind8928]

Wife: "My gynecologist said I can't have sex for two weeks." Husband: "What did your dentist say?"

[@robjohnston5292]

😂

[@GoogleUser-sk5tn]

Gotcha!

[@shaylacrossland1475]

Lmao!!

[@markeithwhitaker409]

Cause we can work around this delimma 😂

[@equivalentexchangeisalie5726]

😂😂😂

[@travisboyle285]

What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. Lol

[@drhane]

😂😂😂

[@danbotlien]

that's good shit right there 🤣

[@gaijillahimself908]

Added to inventory

[@brianhartline1197]

What has two sets of lips though one isn't quite useful?

[@samugames0]

Explanation? 😂 I can't get it

[@jimfromleicester897]

What's the difference between being married for 20 years and having the same job for 20 years? The job still sucks after 20 years !

[@lakapajo1]

Love it😂

[@raygonzales8720]

Fuck me 😂😂😂😂 take my like sir

[@rje024]

what's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck

[@timothysmith7924]

Right lol 😆

[@timothysmith7924]

Well after 20 yrs wife will quit sucking and the job will never stop stucking lol

[@awisewitch1]

I suggest you make a formal complaint with head-office

[@mr-boo]

Under-appreciated comment, nice one :)

[@alfatazer_8991]

I went there waited 2 hours and then they cancelled my appointment. The nerve!

[@striker8479]

They file bankruptcy and close for business once you get married! 😂

[@SZUSEast1]

Yup

[@robertking6924]

My ex said. "If you get 1 it's not from me, I'm leave you if it's not from me" I'm single now.😂😂😂😂😂😂I

[@destroyermaker]

Only if you married the wrong one

[@ぴゃ人何]

Can't believe this is how they treat a loyal customer

[@davidjames579]

That's why they tie you into a long term contract

[@RobertDennls]

She needs to work on customer retention 😅

[@Brett33]

Try a different location , they might be open .

[@chennaimaninhyderabad]

😂😂

[@olatunjiolakunle6908]

You want to attend his funeral after😂

[@cisium1184]

Yeah maybe he can sneak in the back.

[@ZC.Andrew]

Lol! Midnight snack run after she's asleep?

[@petertraveller6421]

Always open in Philippines.

[@proudpennsylvaniaman7996]

Never close that store ladies. Someone else's IS ALWAYS OPEN

[@nathanwoodruff9422]

Yes, but using a different store, you lose all rights to your lifelong assets and a few choice words which are censored here on youtube will also get you a jail sentence for 10 years.

[@proudpennsylvaniaman7996]

@@nathanwoodruff9422 don't get married to begin with. Problems solved

[@nathanwoodruff9422]

@@proudpennsylvaniaman7996 _"don't get married to begin with."_ I'm glad you were able to understand that is exactly what I was suggesting.

[@ladyscarfaceangel4616]

Same can be said the other way around. Women usually give head to get head. Usually anyway.

[@robertravena]

@@ladyscarfaceangel4616 knowing that women only do that if there's a benefit to them, almost exclusively to get married & once that happens, it stops cold. ask us men and you'll find it approaches 90% of men experience this sudden cessation, many times literally less than a week after marriage ..

[@Marzellus1991]

I thought the customer always comes first lol

[@TheCampisis]

For sure lol 😂

[@CyranofromBergerac]

At this place usually the only one who comes is the customer.

[@joeysmith5086]

The 'paying' customer lol.

[@mgtocrateezspeaks3971]

I prefer it when the store and customer come together.

[@164procar4]

you mean Cumstomers

[@Bill-j2g]

Been married 25 years. Its been 19 years. Get em while they last

[@thesugardaddy7037]

Homie get a divorce lol

[@sshah2545]

Absolutely. Get out now

[@andrewd6754]

You either hate yourself or don't mind cheating...

[@Bill-j2g]

@@andrewd6754 I don't tell on myself. Good call

[@chadr4013]

Surprised it lasted 6. In my experience, girls stop after 2-3 yrs n get offended when you suggest it.

[@nickjanssen2275]

Your right the lips moved 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Sailorbyday]

you're not your

[@roberto.peterson9917]

just side note if you want to keep your mate don't stop doing what you did to get them or you will soon find them looking for what they are not getting at home

[@peetsnort]

My brother was constantly doing other guys homework at the tennis club

[@Real-Ruby-Red]

@@peetsnortew

[@5stringking]

Ew pee snort

[@TheFatAMac]

Amen

[@michaelmyers3892]

23 going on 24 years with my beautiful we act like goofy teenagers when we're always around just cutting up and having a good time

[@MRluminosity554]

"Yes hi is this customer services? I'd like to cancel my membership"

[@jimbrown7196]

Certainly, sir. However, there is a small cancellation fee, sir.

[@KaliSticksss]

​@jimbrown7196 always the damn cancellation fees 😂😂

[@ChrisWolf75]

These two also have childrens memberships, which will be more than a small fee 😅

[@mickys8065]

@@jimbrown7196 Small?! It was 50% with my last membership

[@steyraug96]

You bought it, so we got your money either way. There are no returns after 30 days anyway.... So bottom line, Buyer Beware.

[@johnmguzman7491]

BJ in China means Beijing 😂. There are many tee shirts -'I ❤ BJ.' I purchased two! Lol

[@raven4k998]

she said they are closed way closed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@petrgazo5184]

good for your partner :)

[@golsitito4492]

Are you sure? I got a feeling we can still make it.

[@blackbusiness7]

If we hurry up, we can make it! 😂

[@machinech183]

Is that right honey? Well, my wallet stands in solidarity with you. It stays closed until those open.

[@derfalschejunge]

What do you need money for if there's no service to pay?

[@machinech183]

@@derfalschejungeexactly

[@sherlockwho5714]

Not really a threat when the other partner has their own job

[@TheArpage]

Why was your wallet open for her in the first place?? Do you simp?

[@dannyc1657]

That’s married life for ya😂😂😂😂

[@TheCampisis]

It all ended after the “I do”… now it’s I don’t like that, I don’t want to do that, I don’t want to have to repeat myself.

[@michaelcurd1923]

​@TheCampisis need to rewrite that contract and ban I don't.

[@matthewwarren3868]

Once you say "I do", she says " I don't have to! ".

[@tima.478]

Yet another reason to stay single, um WINNIIIIIIIING! 😂

[@jpsailorallaboardmatey461]

So never get married? Thanks for the advice 🙏

[@henk-jantendam1953]

Guys get married thinking there will be sex regulairy. But staying single makes you have a lot of unexpected sex and mariage makes you mis a lot of expected sex.

[@eddyalonsomoramorales6069]

The guys accepting this as normal are even worst🤣🤣

[@WileeC]

Try the VIP entrance around back 🤣

[@KadoMason11]

Lmao

[@beans4gas]

You mean Willy Wonka's?

[@prison_wallet_thief]

No the VIP entrance is reserved for Chad and Tyrone, not for hubby...

[@nickshamas]

​@@prison_wallet_thieflololol

[@MikeyyoloGME]

🤣

[@stevemcvay2220]

The one near me used to be closed all the time too. Finally just started going to a different location. Best decision I ever made!!!💯👍😂

[@alphaspartan]

Fr man there's always another location willing and able to provide service.

[@JaXxX410]

This is what the self service line is for

[@TheCampisis]

Lmaoooooo

[@robjohnston5292]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@RustyEast]

Self service, you think if he could bend over that far he would have ever gotten married?😂.

[@dickgozinya1615]

I mean yeah absolutely but if I’m self Devi g where’s she sleeping cuzz it’s not at my house

[@JaXxX410]

@dickgozinya1615 cheaper to keep her

[@JoelRodriguez-tk1vy]

Subcontract the business hours to the sister store lol

[@rickhouser9417]

It's always closed after you get married 😂😂😂

[@egomaniac247]

I know right, that thing went outta business years ago!

[@vinnieleader]

I swapped Condoms for a Wedding Ring.

[@raidersrideordie]

Then it would be time to get un married then😅.

[@StomerMadGermzOfficial]

It's 23 years business days closed... 😂

[@Dadbeard89]

​@@raidersrideordieyou have no idea

[@Yet_Another_Steve]

This is 'cause men think vertically whereas women think horizontally. To him everything up to the proposal is a foundation, to be maintained so all the following levels are sound. To her it's the first chapter that gets left behind when other chapters are written.

[@mranderson5668]

Once you are married, they close early!

[@Shiftlinkage101]

Don't kid yourself, most days they don't open at all.

[@raven4k998]

well for noobs like you yeah for me I make them open back up just by getting into the mood then she opens just to make the river stop flowing down her leg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertjensen1048]

If that’s closed this early in the marriage then you have a long frustrating life ahead my friend.

[@dee3174]

He a genius for this😂😂😂

[@TheCampisis]

❤️

[@raven4k998]

it's closed means it's to early for that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ussilov]

That's OK bro, there's other stores open later.

[@AbhishekKr.Singh1609]

Don't try this in the kitchen There are sharp tool there that can used as weapons by the Suburban Mother

[@spacemonkey200]

😂😂😂👍

[@chikukumar-tj1ml]

😂😂

[@aaronloiselle3651]

You probably wonder why you're alone too.

[@AbhishekKr.Singh1609]

@@aaronloiselle3651 nope i don't I already have a girlfriend

[@Ian-gk7ne]

If she doesn't service you, then don't pay her bills!!

[@dd-uy5lx]

its your bills at that stage. not an option.

[@jonny555ive]

Why does a bride smile as she's walking down the aisle ? THIS ! THIS IS THE REASON !!!!!

[@jonathangamez6714]

So beautiful😢 she reminds me of my luv it's been 5 years now since she's passed but she was just like her gorgeous smile that come out the sun in the prettiest blue eyes you've ever seen cherish her❤

[@MrShinnickNeth]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[@bartbishop4460]

Andrew finds yet another way to have something thrown at him. His imagination holds no bounds.

[@citylife11]

He has masochistic disorder

[@Toyota4lyfe]

That’s why I ain’t getting married. The fact you gotta ask is crazy. Lol

[@dinxpe6592]

Rapist vibes

[@bigdaddyromance6692]

Bingo

[@jahudini]

You get use to it. 😂😂😂😂.

[@ricosuave8123]

*What about the 24 hour drive thru?!*

[@davidjames579]

Yeah, but after midnight it's nasty

[@CogitoErgoSum2024]

Exactly why I’ve never been nor will be married. Her boyfriend will get them though.

[@RF-cz4ln]

Closes when the ring goes on

[@doyoulikebeetroot]

Yep looks like you didn't have enough stamps on the loyalty card 😂

[@billdurkin8860]

Once they get the ring, the shop closes chapter 11

[@Mrkrazyjuggalo408]

I hear it goes from if your lucky getting all the time before the ring to if your lucky on your birthday lol

[@christopherlane5238]

I feel your pain. Nice house. Nice stuff. Hard work. Long hours. Accepting the drama and issues that come with her. And a BJ is too much to ask for. I wanna speak to the manager.

[@johnwilburn]

This short is underrated.

[@sherlockwho5714]

I got a laugh. He should have opened with your diner is still open?

[@davelunaskitchen8355]

It’s such a simple thing to provide for your partner…should never be closed.

[@enfantterrible4868]

Bullshit. If she isn't in the mood, you have to respect that. Thats a terrible take from you

[@funicon3689]

it gives her power

[@col8353]

@ funicon3689 you kids are so lost and clueless

[@sherlockwho5714]

Same thing applies to him maybe he should be using his lips more often

[@enfantterrible4868]

@@funicon3689 virgin forever

[@davemoskot1776]

Back door hours: 24/7…holiday hours may differ.

[@1.354]

This is what happens 1 year after marriage fellas. Stay single my friends

[@davidjames579]

Stay engaged

[@destroyermaker]

Only if you marry the wrong woman

[@Tink765]

It's kind of like setting up dinner reservations you got to call ahead of time😂

[@grand-georgeproductions3857]

His smooth with that joke🤣😂😭💀👌💯

[@silkroad1201]

It only opens after hours for Chad

[@RobinDale50]

Before you give her a ring, you have all the power. After give her the ring, she has all the power.

[@TacShooter]

"One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them!"

[@mvejar1970]

I guess people are right . . . better to lease than to buy!!!

[@Co1eTrain84]

Just tell her no when SHE wants it or don't show any interest if she keeps saying no. It'll eat her alive to not understand why.

[@drich8806]

@@mvejar1970a great man once told me, if it flies, floats or fornicates… lease it 😂

[@sherlockwho5714]

Sounds like a crappy relationship. You are partners no one is required to do anything. Maybe he should be using his lips.

[@teamexpress851]

Any woman who treats *BJ'S* as a chore should instantly be red flagged. *Edit: ESPECIALLY if they have the gall to say "No!" while eating food (this able to put other things in their mouths but not you... And you probably even cooked for them). Just move on.

[@scottmccrea1873]

Timing is everything. Ask that question at another time...

[@ryanspinoza6586]

This comment is a red flag. Women are not obligated to give it nor are you entitled to get sucked off. It’s a kink, not a tradition, and I’m saying this as a guy who loves them. If you value it so highly then you need to communicate it before you even got married and if you didn’t then try to maintain enough desirability for them to feel you deserve it.

[@AJJJ-co2vd]

BJ's might be closed but I bet the chocolate factory and sushi market are still open 😉

[@col8353]

It’s clear you’re a virgin

[@pyrointeam]

Don't forget to get some milkshakes.

[@HikingWithCooper]

Somehow they have 2 for 1 specials prior to the ring. My neighborhood location opens about once a year.

[@joeflo2286]

😂😂😂😂 “I just saw both lips multiple times” 💀

[@andrealexander5442]

Once she said "I do" she doesn't anymore.

[@Mattnoble80]

Y’all’s relationship is quite funny, love the posts

[@TheCampisis]

Thank you matt!

[@singleproppilot]

Personally, I’m too proud to ask for that service. If she wants to do it, great, but I don’t want it to be an obligation.

[@onetiretom8640]

Married and can verify.

[@toyotalover1]

They closed after you get married, I know 😂😂😂

[@IcemanCT]

Sometimes they close the one door early, but you can still get in through the door on the other side.

[@justinmitchell613]

“I just saw both lips move multiple times” 😂😂I’m dead

[@derrickpurdy7011]

It may be closed, but remember, if you go to BJ's you won't have to go to other places.

[@sherlockwho5714]

Nah you don't gotta go to any places

[@whereisthebeach8664]

My husband, is your husband’s twin 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@natacon]

Looks like you’ll be forced to rob the store soon

[@TheCampisis]

Lmao 😂

[@Aries-hd1me]

💀

[@randytracy1742]

The store gives crummy service-find another one still open! 😂😂😂😂

[@SilvaFox]

You should have said "I'll go down to the taco stand with you if you go to BJs with me"

[@MastaBlasta678]

Hours are really sporadic at this place. Never hurts to get a verbal confirmation.

[@russgriffin4912]

Wait, wait, its the holidays, what about midnight shopping!

[@chesterthompson6835]

It closes the second the wedding cake gets there.

[@jtothac5364]

Yeah when you ask all timid like that, they always closed lol

[@sherlockwho5714]

Pretty sure they are being playful

[@dandaniels4558]

All of a sudden, Andrew stutters 😂😂married life will do that to you when you're all backed up 😂😂

[@alexandereisen3486]

Andrew you do realize a wedding ring is an anti-BJ device ??

[@zeebo1440]

They got it wrong.. its kinda like your favorite food truck.. you can't remember the last time you had it, and don't know when it'll pop up again.. and then one day.. it pops up!

[@michaelwall1721]

That’s like when you walk up to a stores door and they won’t open it. Like. “ I see you in there just open up damnit”

[@spencerk4077]

I love your energy man! I’ve started making my dog hang out with me, instead of laying by the front door all day. It’s only been a week but I feel like our relationship has already improved. Thanks for the advice

[@matthewcolicigno8132]

Got to make a reservation...it's totally booked.

[@snewberry327]

Love these two. She is not only funny but damn pretty ❤

[@johnmartinez3110]

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING GIRL WITH HER RED HAIR BEAUTY SMILE 😍❤

[@ZC.Andrew]

Yeah but she doesn't go to BJs, so....

[@andrewd6754]

Simp alert

[@bobconsorti]

I briefly remember that store 25 years ago.

[@robertwolfgan]

Why marry at this point. Only downsides everywhere.

[@Dwill29s]

I love the way he gets his lady in mood

[@jerryking7350]

Do You Guys know Why Brides Smile walking down the isle ? It’s Because they know Thier Gluck Gluck days are over😂😂

[@mattb.7307]

The struggle… 😢

[@JoeJacobsonJr]

They know what to do to get that ring 💍, and they know what they control after they got the ring 💍 😂

[@thisismagacountry1318]

Her sister's open though 😂

[@sherlockwho5714]

Then you can go stay with her lol

[@donjohn2695]

I bet they are 24/7

[@MrFreeman0179]

​@@sherlockwho5714 If a wife refuses to give him bjs etc., he should refrain from intimacy as well. No hugging, cuddling, and kissing (not even a peck on her cheek)!

[@sherlockwho5714]

@@MrFreeman0179 and he can do that it's his body. Just as either one could terminate the relationship and find people that are compatible. You seem to indicate that he should predicate giving intimacy on if he gets a bj. Personally that sounds like a crap relationship if your intimacy is solely based on getting a bj. Personally my SO may just not be in the mood. I show them love still. Just as they show me love when I say no to something they asked for.

[@scuzzlerking]

“I just saw both lips move multiple times” that shit killed me and I’m using it

[@postalinVT]

OMG Kate !! You are a doll even when you say *NO* !! However, it might be dangerous to say no too often !!

[@themoviehobbit355]

This is why being single is literally the best and having something causal is 100000%.better Wife 😂 I feel sorry for people

[@kathyurschel8983]

Time to find a New store😂

[@kirkwilson7044]

She is so genuine and gorgeous. Nice catch buddy👍

[@colin3651]

So that's why it's not cheating because they denied us . Facts

[@alphaspartan]

Big facts. That's in the contract.

[@enfantterrible4868]

Don't act like you have a girlfriend or Sex, because you don't

[@Researchthejoos]

​@@enfantterrible4868and he is black

[@ROLLINSTONNEDJUGGALO]

That nice guy purple nice guy around 07 was fire

[@richardrichard5319]

She is serving other customers! He is just to pay the bills!

[@Just-Jakes]

This guys comedy is golden. 👍

[@nesterse5323]

To the married men that have 24 hour service ......I envy you

[@LunkovichTromofski]

those don't exist

[@nesterse5323]

@@LunkovichTromofski I' miss the good old days at least I had service

[@jwill9877]

​@@LunkovichTromofski they exist. They even throw in a samich

[@Saberhawk85]

They close about 24hr after the words I DO are uttered

[@johnmininger7472]

Mine's been closed for 31 years, closing permanently on the day I got married ... weird coincidence 😊

[@robertdees2150]

How do you feel about fish?