Black Mirror, But for A S*x Dating App

[@stevie_emerson]

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[@lukeman2751]

Stevie Emerson oh deer

[@ferr9ro29]

Yo Steviiiiee

[@Wowreally42]

266k subs? Not for long.

[@liamletoa2835]

@@ferr9ro29 ooooòooooòoòoooòoooòooooooooòooooooooooooopkbklpjll

[@freddiestranger9783]

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WORLD WAR COVID-19? 🤔 😒 😠 HAVE WE FORGOTTEN THIS? 🤔 😒 😠

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

"Tinder is an app based around what guys want" *Laughs in zero matches*

[@MrKingdomhearts9]

@M. G. I felt that. Too strongly.

[@deviousalemanni4235]

Me too

[@paysmenot2624]

It is indeed based around what guys want, they are the ones paying for premium. However it doesn't mean guys get what they want.

[@raelliebenberg4008]

I'm sure they were being sarcastic, Tinder is hell for guys and a gallery for girls

[@Max-me9ol]

@@raelliebenberg4008 nope, its literally based on what guys want. it doesnt mean they get it, but playing with the desires of guys and tricking them into buying premium shit is their business model. they dont earn much from women, the money is made with the men. there is a 5/1 guy to girl ratio? no problem, just buy gold, oh everyone around you got gold? we got you, buy platinum.

[@iPhoneAppReviewer]

The guy that’s willing to appear in a video where a billboard next to him says he’s 2 inches probably has the biggest hog out of them all.

[@nikolalazarevic9059]

Respect for the self confidence 😆

[@Mark-zg4ky]

big peenie energy

[@eats4cheaps305]

Facs

[@tatskamaster]

he had a Ron Jeremy kinda wibe to him

[@stormcorrosion176]

Doubt that homie.

[@kovvyy1573]

aggressively average is honestly the new wave

[@stevie_emerson]

big facts

[@ryaneden9934]

Stevie Emerson I think you mean : aggressively average facts 😂

[@Tiggy195]

Average gang wya?

[@kaykay5140]

GLxC Tiggy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how average is average though 🙄🙄

[@Tiggy195]

@@kaykay5140 idk How average is average to you? Tbh. Im pretty sure average is like 4 or 5 inch. Not too sure. Im average. Or maybe above. Idk.

[@jackl8349]

“Big” was 10 inches What was massive lmfao

[@frankiemoore9127]

10.5😂

[@solidiz17]

same but black

[@r.i.parthurmorgan5168]

solidiz17 do you know Jonah falcon

[@emperorsunnyshore9272]

Jack L 20 inches

[@spinmaster6995]

6 meters

[@lukevalentine5780]

“the downside is my camera roll is covered with a ton of big meaty dongs” always love ur shit brother keep it up laughed as hard as usual

[@stevie_emerson]

thanks man!

[@sadtoast6122]

Sounds like a Danny Da veto line

[@Mind_Splitter]

I laughed out loud at that part. great punchline to the whole bit haha

[@rhysepoos]

I honestly don't see the problem with that

[@suazzkay4785]

Bro Stevie the app should’ve been called junk mail

[@mack7235]

Toxic Army Nice obe

[@stevie_emerson]

hahahaha

[@aflaczach]

This was a funny comment but humor points have been subtracted due to the fortnite profile picture

[@suazzkay4785]

Zach Reeson I know I don’t want it but KZbin won’t let me change my profile picture

[@aflaczach]

Toxic Army of your youtube is connected to you google account, I believe you can just change your google account picture and it will change on KZbin as well

[@mattmccarthy6878]

man had full creative control and still couldn't say 5 was big for the small boys out there 😤

[@stevie_emerson]

hahahaha

[@HardTimesSurvival]

@@stevie_emerson dude all he says is hahaha

[@theneck5157]

Being a guy he should have helped out the majority of human men !!! If we could get doctors to say the average was 4 then guys that are 6 would be huge lol and 8-9 would be massive

[@jac0736]

he's a comedian, not a liar lol

[@kaliguravauss9740]

Tbf it wasn’t wrong, 5.25 is -almost- exactly average

[@brodyallen2741]

Imagine 10 inches only being classified as Big irl

[@falkj.beinker6561]

ikr ? it's so small !

[@michaelscott6216]

Pretty sure 10 was the max rating not inches lol

[@gleiru7282]

Michael Scott it says 10 inches

[@michaelscott6216]

Gleiru alright well 10 inches is still a monster dick. The maker of the video obviously hasn’t seen one if they think it’s only “big”

[@789raiden]

@@michaelscott6216 or maybe it's just for the video. You seem too concerned over dick size bud

[@Luke-tw5lv]

“It’s average... it’s average”

[@dox4384]

*5 inch Punishers small pipi disgusting*

[@TRead04]

They need to hire this man for an all out production. Your quality and editing is disgustingly amazing

[@stevie_emerson]

thank you so much man

[@ashtonnutter7505]

It's okay stevie it's not small her hands are just big

[@John-nr8vu]

So underrated comment 😂👍🏻

[@catalan500_8]

She got guys hands lol

[@carlosrodriguez5282]

😂

[@peterfehring1677]

Stevie: this Tinder: *not a bad idea...*

[@stevie_emerson]

Peter Fehring hahahah

[@nathanistrate7919]

Bro this is crazy good production. I totally forgot I was watching a KZbin video could have been a whole episode of Wack Mirror. Killing it Stevie!

[@stevie_emerson]

Nathan Istrate appreciate this

[@isaacwolfe6302]

It turns out the girth was the friends we made along the way.

[@chymarsowell]

Isaac Wolfe what lol

[@reecewithoutherspoon1324]

@@chymarsowell im with this guy I don't get it

[@reecewithoutherspoon1324]

ahh, it's the real treasure I see. How's 5.4"?

[@wogelson]

Now with proper English please

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Lol wtf

[@twinkiepuffa]

A good advertisement for going premium would be: TRY OUR FULL PACKAGE

[@ynotsammy]

Or... "Try HIS Full Package"

[@JESUSISKING77742]

Every time I watch a video I’m amazed at how good of a actor Stevie is. Literally better than half the Hollywood actors out there

[@orlando1a1]

The moment I saw Stevie's specs I thought: it's hacked!

[@MicoJoe]

call him Stevie Nash cause he never misses

[@stevie_emerson]

hahahaha

[@brycedady9690]

"Its not even small its average" that shit had me dying

[@wennick4859]

This is the content I subscribed for

[@nickrameau938]

Haha, What? I mean, you can't not like DWMJ.

[@fixyourposture6959]

Nick Rameau Ur dumb dude

[@stevie_emerson]

lets goooo

[@tennaj1367]

As a black man I'm offended !! I'm offended because not all of us have large/very large members. Well... at lease that's what I was told.. LMAO !!!

[@gavinh9295]

“It’s average” Stevie keep this shit up and you’ll crack 1 mill in no time 😂

[@mihailcondorache787]

He has got it now 😁😎

[@Mr_Winch]

Never thought I'd see the day someone would make this idea a video. Sweetly done bro!!! Also that library line 🤣🤣👌

[@stevie_emerson]

Cesar Gonzalez thanks man

[@Mr_Winch]

@@stevie_emerson your welcome 👌

[@EVLA8]

"It's average..." LMAO

[@bloamy8498]

3:21 Yup. Stevie definitely directed this. Edit: Finished the video. Good job staying humble Stevie. 👍

[@Evantures]

this is a masterpiece.

[@stevie_emerson]

thanks dude!

[@nikolaigrin64]

Now we need an app that tells us if the girls r faking their boobs

[@zachgolec5982]

Stevie actually makes such high quality funny content compared to other youtubers that will blow up off a trend. I’m sure he feels much more accomplished than someone who blew up from doing nothing

[@justlivin3998]

According to the subtitles, Small + Average = Savage😎

[@wiiplaya25]

These two girls are like other versions of Stevie and Alex 😂 perfect

[@thebunnykiller28]

man you make such high quality entertaining content like this looks like it could be an actual high budget tv show yet you don't blow up like those instagram comedians. Evil word we live in

[@nickrameau938]

Wow, loved it. Please, make more of these. I really enjoyed not seeing your face too much this time ;). The girls nailed it.

[@stevie_emerson]

hahahah

[@carlosibanez2763]

@@stevie_emerson I needed more face tbh. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. Maybe 15 cents with Inflation nowadays

[@ryanhauser3014]

Martin Lawrence had one of the funniest lines I've ever heard, "It won't choke you but you'll get a mouthful!"

[@ssojyeti2]

This guy gave himself 10 inches 😂

[@trevorf5948]

joss gitlin he said average

[@matteomeehan9987]

Did you watch the whole video?

[@ssojyeti2]

@@matteomeehan9987 yes mom

[@mig7290]

At least he didn't go too far and give 40 inches like a elephants.

[@jigga1277]

"The only downside is my camera roll is filled with a bunch of big beefy dongs" lmfao😂😂

[@hugoviana9878]

Love the fact that the video it's made so we can zoom properly and get a full screen without cutting stuff

[@beltazzarsmalls1323]

this channel is bouta blow up even more, these guys are so funny and the production quality is impressive

[@NameizMamaz]

LMFAOOOOOOO At this rate, I'm going to have to stop watching you guys at work! I can't stifle my laughing for so long anymore, I'm going to pass out at my desk! lolol

[@Hsuaaduxdh]

Dude why is this channel not kicking off i feel bad for you

[@talaltraboulsi]

the production quality on these just keeps getting higher and I gotta say I love 'em, keep up the good work

[@user-ti2xi9bd4u]

3:49 "I came out here for cats." "YOu know it" LOL

[@SRunni_]

I thought he said "you guys came out here for "shafts"?" hahaha

[@petersalvatore7414]

DUDE THE FUCKING OCEANS AFTER SONG LMFAOOOOO

[@petersalvatore7414]

When they show how they pulled off the heist lmfaooo

[@Katie_walker]

My friends and I were just talking about making this an app 😂 love you Stevie!

[@jxmxz5453]

Kaitlyn Walker how would this even be possible?

[@Katie_walker]

James we weren’t being serious, just thought it was a funny idea

[@stevie_emerson]

ily!

[@cigh7445]

@@Katie_walker I could send you guys some dong pics if... if you want. It would be no trouble really.

[@Gustavo-vi7dd]

There is actually an app where the guy has to inform his dick size

[@xalexanderx7342]

This is the end of humanity as we know it💀🤣

[@yosihoffman]

Idk maybe he’s like Italian or like Russian...idk! 😂😂👌👌

[@klas666]

As a Russian myself, take my 69th like

[@forgesmith5650]

Left me wanting more story at the end. Well done 👍

[@daxthecatofwales4645]

1-3.5 is a huge difference 😂😂😂

[@mjg1544]

These skits are like “Coupling”. The British version, not the crappy Americanized version. So well done in editing and production. Impressive for KZbin channel comedy skits.

[@lucasvo934]

this man needs a netflix series stat

[@cokahhh1982]

Tbh if a girl can take anything longer than 8 inches without her cervix being pounded like wack-a-mole, she's got superpowers.

[@zenithpath8707]

Damn you pretty

[@stevie_emerson]

hahahah

[@johnn._snow]

Wow you are so beautiful!

[@therealslimshady6763]

@@stevie_emerson man there are lads with higher likes but you decided to comment back to a really really really really pretty girl

[@alanrunner6397]

@@therealslimshady6763 i mean, why not? 😆

[@AssassinIronMan]

Man I completely forgot this episode of Black Mirror. Thanks for reuploading it!

[@lukemenge6817]

Stevie MY MAN! You know I love ya brother keep up the great work!

[@ashtonmaynard3247]

You missed the chance to name this sack mirror

[@stevie_emerson]

ashton maynard hahahaha

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

@@stevie_emerson Another name: *Black, White, and Yellow Mirror*

[@chaos7501]

its the " im concerned for your safety" for me. like a white guy with a 10in is fine but a 2 black guys with off the charts potential is scary ?? like isnt that what ur looking for in the first place?

[@mohibelahi2189]

i think i'd have more success on shaft than i've had on tinder all these years

[@ShooterSanoff]

Hahaha almost turned into an episode of Blacked

[@genogeno7289]

Stevie doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Hopefully he does with time!

[@ajayghale9215]

Big = 10 inches Massive and huge = ????

[@victorespino5650]

"Only down side is I have a whole camera roll full of dongs" lol

[@latinafroprince148]

Two black guys “I’m concerned for your safety”

[@jamesfitzgerald1684]

"You lied to me!" Well, you're the one that installed an app that invades people's personal devices.

[@dantheman2880]

It all makes sense now. I know eaxactly why I'm always getting approached

[@willgannon02]

keep the content coming my brotha

[@GlossyGabs]

OMG! This is hysterical! You should totally create an app like that. But the privacy and security setting are so on point that you can't hack it 😂🤣😂🤣

[@alxxx3751]

for what? Do girls really care about dick size of random dudes in a dating app? I thought it's a joke.

[@Zaay93]

I’d never have a date if the girl knew my size going in. Honestly not knowing hasn’t stopped them either.

[@carsonpartain1675]

Sad thing is, this seems like something Black Mirror would make an episode out of at this point.

[@ccadetailing2793]

Great content and camera quality. Surprised you don’t have more subs! Keep up the great work good funny stuff! 🤣

[@kadenpeindl]

love the longer vids stevie 🐐🐐

[@mappyLS]

Alright, now one for men. The App is called 'Clam' - how tight is the woman you're hitting on.

[@therealslimshady6763]

Yep I needed it I am bad at judging sizes ngl

[@redtailbarracudasyellowtai2689]

OMG...! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CAN NOT FUCKIN STOP LAUGHING I HAD TO SUBSCRIBE...!🌟👍💯💯

[@Joeybullets]

This is pretty messed up. Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot with these chicks. It wouldn’t fly, not a chance in hell.

[@05RUNNA]

Keep up the good work man I really love your videos👏🏿🤘🏿

[@parkerrex]

Steviie your vids are the dopest. keep at it ma man

[@TheJovan211]

Everyday my respect for Thanos is increasing...

[@ActiYT]

BANGERRR

[@jakestockdale8549]

Banging video as always Stevie 😎😎

[@juanpbe8556]

That thumbnail is just too perfect

[@neothe7737]

10 inches is just big??? That should be in the same category as lethal weapons lmao Aggressively average is class though

[@xavierbotello421]

"Only down side is I got a camera roll full of big beefy dongs" 😂 small price to pay

[@klutz3955]

Not the best vid when ur feeling self conscious about down there :v

[@HeyHowRUdoing]

Okay , its not even Small, its AVERAGE ,its average.

[@supra-physiologicalandroge6354]

1:02 Shark Tank Pitch

[@joeyd3781]

“He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.”-Kurt Vonnegut

[@furkannarin2844]

I've watched this video in tears while laughing

[@elijahbill9148]

“You get use to it” Hahahah fucking hell

[@lopityner5267]

We all know that 5 inches is the new 12 inches

[@stevie_emerson]

Lopi Tyner hahahahaha

[@cedrichartz6426]

This is definitely not a italian bassist channel

[@MultiKorven123]

3.5 inches is definitely average some where...

[@TLiu-1b]

In your household

[@asura8495]

@tc I Since the females don't have dicks the males have 7 inch conquerors!

[@TheDumbassstunts]

Move to Asia my friend

[@TLiu-1b]

@@asura8495 ur funny, do u think people consider females when it comes to measuring dick sizes?

[@judahweesner2651]

Lol didnt notice the (Black mirror spoof) in the title, I was so confused to see the Black Mirror intro

[@Novak1101]

Stevie you are the funniest KZbin there is, 100% fax

[@FLOREZY]

Why my notis fucked up 🤔 btw u about to blow up like Trevor did ong 😁 gonna be at 1 mil subs by the end of 2020 if u dont get drafted 😅

[@lVladness]

I forgot I subbed to you .. must have seen a badass video and liked it .. but now I definitely know why I subbed . Funny shit man 🤣

[@lasvegas4061]

The black ppl show up. She says I’m concerned about your safety?? Lol

[@dougwick6462]

Fav youtuber no cap

[@stevie_emerson]

ayyyeee

[@ivansnyman3832]

An app that shows womans body count

[@klas666]

Like anybody cares for a hookup

[@BerangNedTal]

This video will be shared in every sorority in America

[@_A-B_]

"it is not even small." Sure about that honey?

[@joemoss5138]

Best part was at 2:50

[@sleepytime6150]

He had to reassure it was average 😂😂