Black Ops Zombies 'Five' Intro

Hello KZbin
This is a video of the introduction to the Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie Map "Five". The video is pretty funny considering its not everyday you see JFK, MacNamara, Nixon, and Fidel Castro Faced with Zombies. Enjoy
This was shot with a Hauppauge HD PVR

[@danielschoenherr6027]

Entire arsenal of weapons Starts with pistol

[@flippypoonthegrunt6698]

Wulfbrick Underated comment.

[@B4DGU7]

Asked myself too

[@robsmith961]

@@estebanrios4418 I think he is talking about the fact that your playable character starts out with the crappy pistol.

[@KungFuKendrick]

@@robsmith961 I think that he was making joke

[@vari.x2522]

Wulfbrick hey bud, you just hit 1k likes after two years

[@maxbui276]

I love how JFK nonchalantly says "zombies"

[@mortalwombat6842]

Max Buick he is in the government he probably new about them

[@ovalcircle2648]

Yup, he did. Black ops 4 confirms it

[@extenduss]

Knowing the zombies storyline,the US and USSR were working together with research on the zombies. Including the creation of Nova 6 Crawlers

[@tomithino456]

Zombies.

[@Goblindeez935]

@@ovalcircle2648 we now know canonically they were going to talk about a way to come together and stop Samantha, i fucking love bo4 zombies so much the lore was on point

[@Calikid331]

LMAOOO I like how Nixon was scared about someone breaking in. Treyarch used to pay so much attention to little details like that, I miss Black Ops.

[@alexarchivechannel6673]

Watergate :)

[@ALPHATEAM76]

I’m sorry, but I must like this comment, even if it makes me “that guy” that ruined the 666 likes

[@BunnyVapor]

i dont get the joke

[@417Owsy]

@@BunnyVapor its a reference to the Watergate infiltration conducted by Nixon

[@johnnyryall3966]

I dont get it

[@fupalord-yq3pm]

When I was a kid I thought Fidel Castro was a janitor

[@vladdythebear5872]

fupalord 99999 same, its weird understanding all the references now

[@magdasoto8714]

Same i didnt know who the hell anyone was

[@alexsosa4739]

as a kid , I didn’t know any of these characters were real until I was taught about them from school . I was really shooooook lmao

[@ivanskas6983]

I knew he was a dictator when i was small cuz im mexican and my family always talked about stuff like that

[@kingkrool1935]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yotts23]

The most badass intro to a zombies map in history.

[@HBRO_04]

Antone Wilson Of course

[@eggoboy8266]

No I think the origins map in black ops II has a more badass intro

[@ejgaming8681]

@@eggoboy8266 no

[@DiddyBallz17]

This and then Mob of the Dead in 2nd

[@verycutetaco]

Gorod Krovi’s intro is better imo

[@MrRattlebones640]

Mcnamara - Goes to guard the president Kennedy - Knows whats going on explains what they are Castro - Spins in his chair a little and looks concerned Nixon - Faints

[@Int0xic]

*OH MY GOD*

[@robsmith961]

Nahhh, Castro seems more bored and uninterested than anything else.

[@juanpablocuellarsegura4796]

Any squad of friends in a nutshell

[@lemonlime4205]

Cat • 20 years ago It appears the pentagon has been breached... zambies

[@demonslayer5122]

​@@robsmith961 Honestly... Makes sense for Castro.

[@PyroJiro]

Trump, Hilary, Kim and Putin "And whats SHE doing here? SHE LOST!"

[@eccentricgamer4111]

PyroJiro I want this to happen so badly.

[@hectorespinoza7678]

Lol funny u comment this because I thought of a video game for black ops zombies like what if they made trump Hillary Putin and Kim (r u talking about Kim jong um?) a zombie fighting team like what if they made that in a game that’d be cool and funny to make lol

[@castroandfriends1963]

Lol

[@theequalizer694]

"I felt bad for her actually I didn't I just wanted to laugh at her" Trump to Putin

[@alexanderthegreat1356]

PyroJiro “and why is she here? SHE LOST!” “As I always say, grab em by the pussy”

[@bob1152]

Now that I'm older, I see how absurd this intro is.

[@StuffSupreme]

Bloxxos i know right

[@DanielGarcia-fk4pn]

Bloxxos I know huh

[@toasty8926]

hahahahah its funny though now that i think about it

[@lowreslireas]

Kennedy and Castro in the same table.

[@oliviodubois2371]

Tiago Mariano richard nixon

[@Smaglefop]

"Do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be...Stronger men." God I love that quote

[@omarpalacios9311]

when castro help to protect the pentagon R.I.P

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

Omar Palacios 😢😢😢

[@TheSilverExperience]

#DicksOutForCastro

[@samuel66881]

Omar Palacios Another comme down, mission complete.

[@mrsky67]

Well in there are different universes. This universe is the Originial Realm (Where earth blows up in 2025 Via Moon.) Meaning that in this dimension the Politicians live to see another day. While in the Argonia Fracture (Origins and etc.) They all die, and not live to see another day.

[@masterchilegaming8083]

Omar Palacios Fidel castro el cubano murió en 2017 wey

[@zerologk35]

I like how casually JFK says "Zombies"

[@krustykrabunfairmrkrabsisi6487]

Kilroy Was Here “ya know, my average Friday “

[@lewdogzombies]

He says it as if it happens all the time 😂

[@keganmemestar4465]

He knew about them and the experiments with 115 at the Pentagon, so he wasn’t that surprised.

[@Zebramanz]

It's because they were testing under the pentogon

[@NukelearFallout]

@@Zebramanz Did you know the white house, and pentagon have their own underground floors; and "Supposedly" interconnect through a vast, underground transit system for the elites? They even have huge boaring machines designed for underground tunnels.

[@hansolo9933]

Fidel looks like a badass

[@jason1919spezza]

Arturo Prat Filántropo he IS a badass

[@christianrogers9439]

was😢🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺

[@jadencf.9078]

When the CIA hired his ex to kill him, she put the gun down and said "I can't do it, Fidel," and he said "I know. No one can." So yeah, he was a badass. Also he wasn't this angry in real life.

[@augustojm1860]

"Viva la revolucion" 😂

[@comradejellobiafra4638]

Rest In Power

[@nathandiaz2863]

I always loved how my man Kennedy says: “Zombies” like if it’s just fucking Tuesday.

[@bipolitthefighter2599]

This is canonically the third time the Pentagon was filled with zombies

[@adriansgaminguniverse4951]

⁠@@bipolitthefighter2599 so I know the first time was in classified (or maybe the second?) but what was the other time?

[@bipolitthefighter2599]

@@adriansgaminguniverse4951 according to a video on the zombie lore there was like 3 outbreaks in the Pentagon

[@adriansgaminguniverse4951]

@@bipolitthefighter2599 i see.

[@mcjarrell]

"Mr. President, it appears the Pentagon has been breached" "Zombies" Haha, Epic voice acting

[@WizardpoetPro]

I’m in the future hehe

[@nexugabino5359]

@@WizardpoetPro no.

[@Hider22777]

@@nexugabino5359 yes

[@NukelearFallout]

@@WizardpoetPro No, you WERE in the PRESENT; now, you're in the PAST. Dumbass

[@NukelearFallout]

@@Hider22777 NO

[@theanalogkid2778]

I like how Castro’s voice sounds nothing like him

[@jackdanila9893]

@Adolf Hitler hey there buds

[@_puppet_man7876]

Fucking die Stalin Russians and Americans together :)

[@cheese6899]

Imagine a map with Stalin and Hitler

[@nova_apex9864]

1918

[@elgringo7088]

@@cheese6899 Stalin, Hitler, Churchill, and Roosevelt or Truman

[@generalgrievous7112]

Nobody: Gamers according to media: 1:14

[@Hdusiekwbshsjs]

Me after the credits end in joker

[@rifqiadam5911]

cmon we're not that cool

[@zecarrinho4940]

0:35 *''And why is HE here? He lost''* I love this quote

[@marcoschrader3130]

" As I always say, forgive your enemies but remember their names "

[@piercedaychief6075]

​@marcoschrader3130 now gentlemen at I would like to think the long history of the world that there are only a few generations

[@pommromm]

​@@piercedaychief6075 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN

[@piercedaychief6075]

@@pommromm just the Storm dick sit down

[@Mattythewise]

​@@pommromm it's just a storm dick sit down

[@coldwind52]

JFK's voice sounds awesome. Don't you agree?

[@r4y0fth3sun5]

Jacob D Yep

[@seifelshenawi6211]

Jacob D yes i love his voice

[@Wafflecop-hm3bd]

I’m still wondering what accent he had

[@chrisgames7799]

Class wish I could speak like that

[@silverhawkflash]

​@Wafflecop123455 It's an upper class Bostonian accent. It's also parodied by Mayor Quimby in the Simpsons.

[@pokerface9432]

Did someone notice when the zombies broke in everyone was shocked but Castro was like "Meh". Lmao.

[@davidwhitted289]

i did

[@FoapAndGhostMW2]

He is not scared of shit

[@pinheadlarry1977]

Castro personally lead troops to battle during the cuban civil war mfer was a badass whether you like him or not

[@ferdijohanniskamagi]

1:15 there was a raygun right there on the wall and what did JFK took a freaking China Lake

[@mimbomimbo]

*jfk has been kicked reason- hacking the prices*

[@RipChordProductions]

Holy 💩, u right!!!

[@Drk_Matter-yn8ec]

"Do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be..stronger men." I absolutely love that quote cuz he gives his partners hope and determination, and because it was an inspirational quote for me personally.

[@magdasoto8714]

This is still my favorite zombies intro the way JKF is completly chill makes it so badass

[@easton9965]

*Has a stash of weapons* *Starts off with an M1911*

[@caydenhill971]

Bro wtf, Kennedy was just like, “zombies” like wtf lol😂

[@halopro8958]

He knew about them and the experiments with 115 at the Pentagon, so he wasn’t that surprised.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I fucking love how much of a Goblin they made Nixon

[@user-vq5hh9bk2m]

They remastered it and added the capitol today!

[@manuelstormborn]

1:18 "viva la revolución"

[@darkblack4087]

It means long live the revolution

[@4hyrule247]

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN HIJO DE PUTAS!

[@SpaghettiManGuy]

Lol. This is the funniest most absurd intro ever

[@aslightlystablefootsoldier9838]

It's even funnier when you realise this actually exists in the campaign canon

[@Ferri-San]

No it isn't, it's only canon to the zombies universe.

[@X3H3X]

@@Ferri-San think they mean after you do the campaign this mission appears

[@SuicideSeason4545]

@@Ferri-San Call of Duty Cold War merged the zombies dark aether timeline with the black ops campaign as well the modern warfare universe. You made this comment 3 years ago most likely before it was clear so you get a pass. In cod Vanguard’s campaign this is made abundantly clear with group 935’s work being referenced in the ending. (It can be assumed that when Samantha and Eddie jumped universes they went into the campaign canon.)

[@daphrog5405]

Their energy and lore, make the map way more fun. I hope we have this kind of energy in our characters in CoD Cold War zombies.

[@conrad7819]

Take a seat son…

[@TheHobo715]

John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who only look to the past or the present are certain to miss the future. John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'! Fidel Castro: Coño... I missed that. Robert McNamera: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today... John F. Kennedy: In good faith! Robert McNamera: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out. Fidel Castro: And why is he here? He lost! John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations... Richard Nixon: Sounds like someone breaking in... John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down. Richard Nixon: Oh my God! Robert McNamera: It appears the Pentagon has been breached. John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load! Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolucion. Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President? Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops? John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men. For this is a land not devoted to crime and punishment. No. This is a country devoted on liberty and freedom. When everyone else has given up, we will be standing tall and firm. This new enemy will not beat us, for this enemy, as relentless as it is, does not have the teamwork, the courage, or the determination to live, unlike us. We are human, but that doesn't mean we can be living in fear. We make our own fear. This enemy is not our fear. We are its fear. They may not stop their relentless attack, but we will not stop defending. When we run out of ammo for our guns, that does not mean we should give up hope and let the enemy consume us. Make us one of them. It means that we should have bravery, and strike at our enemy, not with guns, but with our courage. When we have no ammo for our guns, or explosives to keep them back, we fight back with tooth and claw. We fight them with sword and shield. In this new world, we make our own rules. The enemy does not rule us. We rule them. If anything, they control only their want to be freed from this world. And we bring it to them. For we will not back down and go quietly into the night. We will strike at their hearts in broad daylight. Soldiers will fight them in the streets, while ghosts hunt them at night. We will fight for our freedom. They cannot take that away for us. We will fight them in the streets, in the ally ways, in the sewers even. We will fight them wherever they hid. We will fight them day and night. We will fight until every single one of them are gone from this world. If they wish to relentlessly fight, then we will relentlessly fight back. This is not just Canada, the United States of America, or Mexico. This is North America. We live through the harshest of winters. We have people that are inexpendable and experienced, even if they are on the wrong side of the law. We fight with fire and metal. We will fight until our last breath. We will even fight Death if need be, for we will not die young. This is our fight, and we won't back down.

[@kaiser9287]

**gives you an Oscar**

[@mofrogingaming2422]

Not gonna lie they had Us in the first half

[@aidanboring6667]

You good?

[@chacones]

That's a long "last words".

[@mimbomimbo]

Someone has freetime

[@metroplier2670]

"Do not pray for easy lifes my friends pray to be stronger men"

[@Ghxstvz]

Girls during school lockdown: Omg! I'm so scared!! Boys during school lockdown: 1:00 - 1:43

[@elgringo7088]

What’s up with that box with the question mark on it?

[@nostop5589]

We literally pulled something like this in Fifth grade, and all of us passed out whiteboards that had handles on them.

[@SuicideSeason4545]

⁠​⁠@@elgringo7088 this is your phone or computer’s Unicode not recognizing a character due to it not being compatible

[@TonyDeGuglielmo]

Love the way Kennedy says “zombies” as if he’s dealt with them hundreds of times

[@crowarrior8878]

The U.S Capitol building rn

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

So back in highschool, my buddy and I were rippin bong tokes in the loft above his parents garage and the wind is just fuckin howlin' outside. Well a particularly large gust of wind kind of shook the building and rattled the door a bit and my buddy jumps up from the impromptu chair he was on and goes: "My dads coming!" I looked that man dead in the eye and told him: "It's just the storm, Nick, sit down." in my best JFK impersonation. lol Still gets a chuckle outta me thinkin bout it. He was so sketched out it was fuckin perfect. XD

[@truewarrior2847]

Playing this when I was younger I always thought With all these important people here in this meeting it makes you wonder where the hell is all the security and how did the zombies break in!

[@cannedpiss5178]

haha, then you realise, the security IS the zombies xdddd that always made my spine tingle as a kid

[@Drk_Matter-yn8ec]

I always assumed that the government agents and security guards were the ones that turned into zombies.

[@SuicideSeason4545]

Because they were hosting zombie experiments in the secret underground sector of the pentagon lol

[@kelpnougatcrunch9430]

sounds like somones breaking in

[@FuryDuck]

Arrrrrrrraghhhhhhh!

[@PunjabiPlayboy]

Zombies

[@FoapAndGhostMW2]

It appears the Pentagon has been breached

[@epicty3607]

@@FoapAndGhostMW2 any last words Mr President?

[@itsstryker]

Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for our humble troops?

[@DxBlack]

Still the best and most unique Zombies level and Intro ever.

[@Ferelmakina]

Yes sir

[@theritzerclub873]

"Do not pray for easier lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men". That quote was for us, the players. Do not pray to get the best weapons right away or not to face big zombie threats, pray for your mind to be ready, your control to be fully charged and your boys to have your back. Oo-rah

[@elgrandosmokio7136]

1:16 “I like your funny words magic man”

[@A_random_ww2soldier]

I love how Kennedy speaks like he's giving a speech. Even when the zombies are breaking in!

[@iimrsean]

Me when I saw my childhood game : 0:22

[@sverigegrabben]

JFK sounds like the mayor of Springfield in The Simpsons

[@gnnjsoto]

sverigegrabben Yeah Quimbys voice is inspired by him

[@hectorespinoza7678]

Lol I thought of that too but jfk voice is higher then mayor quimpys voice from the Simpsons actually I messed up jkf voice is deeper then quimpys quimpys voice is higher

[@robsmith961]

Haha now I just want a zombies map with Simpsons characters.

[@lewdogzombies]

Rob Smith I’d wanna be Ned Flanders 😂😂😂

[@robsmith961]

@@lewdogzombies Flanders and Smithers are the 🐐🐐🐐

[@willowandluka5302]

“It appears the Pentagon has been breached.” JFK: “Zombies.” The way he said that always made me laugh

[@brandonespinoza5687]

Idk if I’m reaching but I feel like theirs something here that is hiding in plain site just give me that divine feeling R.I.P Kennedy man rest up big dawg

[@OhhLocky]

"sounds like someone is trying to break in" "its just the storm dick, sitdown" i felt that

[@mistta8129]

Everyone is taking that “Zombies quote” as just bad voice acting. But I think it’s just that the government is aware that something like this could happen in any time(in this video game universe ofc), so he was prepared for everything.

[@LogieHogieBear]

YEAH

[@user-ip2ww8di8o]

The Government knew about zombies, thats why they have a ray gun.

[@krieg8943]

I realize how this is so American zombies just casually break in and JFK is just like: yea zombies haha here’s an arsenal of fucking guns we just had sitting here for no purpose whatsoever. Funny as hell and I love this cutscene

[@NukelearFallout]

I was gonna argue it's for "Protection"; but, what kind of government uses China Lakes, and other weapons as such lol

[@SuicideSeason4545]

The whole reason they were having that meeting was because of the looming threat of Samantha and her undead army. So they knew about zombies and had been knowing so for at least 13 years.

[@DanielGarcia-fk4pn]

I love black ops 1 it's like everything I would want in a game like the Cold War stuff and now I have good memories from that game 3 years ago.

[@average32potato]

Dude, wish fucking granted I guess, I'm sure you've heard of the new cod

[@darkblack4087]

What the actual fuck! Your wish has been granted 😭

[@NukelearFallout]

@@average32potato He didn't "Wish" for anything. Dumbass

[@NukelearFallout]

@@darkblack4087 DURRRRR. That's YOU

[@ainz_117]

My day be FINE then boom zombies

[@terpi3916]

Power level critical, aaaah aaah aaaaaah🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@andrewdavis3018]

I remember first playing this and how weird and creepy it was

[@hawkins4846]

😂😂That dude at one minute that screamed oh my God had me dead he was not fucking around with that zombie shit dude fell over his chair and everything.

[@rickcatley21]

it was nixon

[@Baryonxlol54]

Hope I’m the 2021 Real Life Remastered version they’ll grab the ray gun instead of the fucking China lake

[@DOOMStudios]

What makes this cutscene so cool is that it implies JFK had a Raygun in his possession lmao.

[@prophetsnow5193]

1:35 would make a great background

[@kenmun2168]

Clone high messed this up for me LMAO, when I hear jfk, that’s all I hear

[@projectmagnesium8804]

the absolute best zombies intro ever.

[@frog2149]

this happening rn

[@alexwilson9940]

I love how jfk says it so calmy but. If you look into the lore he was aware of the base in Nevada with 935 research on element 115

[@alexwilson9940]

Calmly**

[@raidone7413]

0:59 lmao why did McNamara run up and block JFK T-Pose style

[@n0vag4ming]

dude jfk is the president what else would he do lol

[@f.b.i1184]

Damn no capital jokes yet

[@J2K223]

out of all the guns on that wall, JFK picks the China Lake... What an absolute chad

[@vincentmangal6169]

History Teacher : Who was JFK ? Me : A zombie killing badass

[@ossbelgomez6211]

People came to comment on this video because of the White House zombies reference and memes, let me tell you that so am I 😂.

[@deserenitatem]

Viva la revolution

[@dave2609]

hasta la victoria, siempre

[@popaholic3280]

Long Live the Revolution

[@flaatheaad7544]

It’s cool when you realize that they’re meeting in order to form a union to combat Samantha if they ever needed to

[@JordanSmith-tl4pu]

"SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE BREAKING IN !? Just a storm Dick, sit down! OH MY GAWD!!!??? The pentagon's been breached! ZOMBIES!. 😐

[@ryanbigguy]

RIP Castro

[@samuel66881]

Ryan Bigguy Fuck that commie

[@mrsky67]

+John Smith Do you even know the definition of an Uncle Tom you communist?

[@castroandfriends1963]

IKR :(

[@fortyseven1476]

LT. GoatMan that “commie” was the biggest badass in political history and fought for his people’s rights

[@sittingbackandwatchingital3845]

LT. GoatMan shut up you fucking capitalist

[@Kush1322]

0:50 I’ve had this exact exchange with someone when I took too many caps one night

[@EoghanFallon]

RIP Castro!

[@darthraven9534]

The U.S. Capitol right now be like...

[@DaL33T5]

1:28 Sage advice for all of us during the Corona crisis.

[@tc94113]

I like how Nixon freaks out 😂😂

[@cassidyberky666]

I liked most comments to bring them back to this beautiful scene

[@Laroushe935]

Whose here after the storming of the Capitol

[@SethiKinsGaming]

i choose to believe that THIS is how jfk died, and the shooting was a stunt double. rest in peace JFK's stunt double, you will be missed.

[@user-tl7ks6nw9v]

1:28 Me and the bois in a zombie apocalypse:

[@donaldocarrillo1815]

Who’s here while the Capital building is getting broken into rn

[@thehurricane9994]

I love how castro says “viva la revolucion” all badass

[@quenfinan2080]

"Its just the storm Dick, sit down"

[@ChrisLee-xq9le]

Damn this takes me back! What a time to be alive

[@danielcordova9803]

Me watching this after seeing the State Capital invasion 😭

[@shizar1072]

Kenedi sounds like a robot

[@shizar1072]

Sparkly Lover Because i live in romania.

[@average32potato]

@@shizar1072 I love Romania. I've never been there but it sounds cool. Actually I dont know where Romania is. But you're probably cool.

[@magical9031]

I miss the og black ops days its sad to watch these clips and and trailers and think of the friendships we made in these incredible games I don’t think cod can ever feel the same way as the old games felt and to me that is sad

[@uhalys]

2021 be like:

[@sircuffington]

Fun fact: Castro had a strange obsession with milk, and other dairy products.

[@MrssMcgee]

The best part of Five was playing as Castro and JFK

[@checkmates1254]

I loved and hated this map so much, it was so narrow and you could get trapped easily but overall it was a great map

[@stelarfoil71]

I'm here because of the RL version of this happening.

[@WinterJV]

We can all agree that Richard Nixon is the best character

[@johnytvhateaccount3323]

I remember my first time playing was with my cousins and I was scared and never played zombies lmao.

[@shutup-en7rv]

BEST badass fucking black ops zombie intro treyarch has ever made this video brought back so many memories all the details and work put into the voice actor and characters is just so good!

[@fsp3637]

Castro: and why is HE HERE?!?! He lost! Me: because they needed a fourth person for zombies

[@JoshyD14]

Best zombies intro

[@oggregster]

Gun in one hand machete on the other and a cigar in the mouth shoutout to Castro that's the way I want to go down too if theres a zombie acopalyspe one day

[@emmanuelmartinez9149]

The White House right now

[@kefkaROX]

2014: Obama: ...I said, *are certain to miss the future!* Putin: *laughing* Kiska...I missed that. Biden: President Putin, this Ukraine crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now, we invited you here today-- Obama: In good faith! Biden: In good faith, to sort this thing out. Putin: And why, *points to McCain* is *he* here? He lost! Obama: As I always said, forgive your enemies, but, remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history the world, there have only been a few generations... *thud sounds from outside* McCain: Sounds like someone breaking in...! Obama: Just the storm, John. Sit down. *zombies break in* McCain: Oh my God! Biden: It appears the Pentagon has been breached. Obama: Zombies. Gentlemen, in times like this, our capacity has to be massive, in order to deter all forms of aggression! *flips open armory wall* Obama: Gentlemen, lock and load! Putin: For the Rodina! Biden: Any last words, Mr. President? McCain: Yes, Barry, any superlative words of inspiration for our humble troops? Obama: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

[@frankjake4597]

I don't think I would like those zombie characters... maybe Putin would be funny.

[@kelpnougatcrunch9430]

obama is NOTHING compared to jfk

[@mannofdober873]

2016 version with Trump and Clinton. I wonder how that would play out.

[@tannersouthworth5113]

kefkaROX not accurate. Obama would just sit and die cuz he doesnt like guns

[@LeonidaGator]

Trump Clinton Pence and Kim John Un

[@brodyoikle8739]

"SoUnDs LiKe SoMeOnEs BrEAkiNg iN" kills me every time 😂