MACHO MAN ACTUALLY RUINS SS13

[@Whipperfish]

I love the idea of Mahcho Mann just folding the protesting Sec officer in half and stuffing his broken body under the pews in a church so nobody can find him, it just tickles me

[@BeavisSaves]

Just imagine him crumpling the cop up like a piece of paper while muttering Macho Man nonsense.

[@kinsmart7294]

I got to say that security guard played the role of party pooper perfectly.

[@alexanderholzer7392]

Him getting violently dismembered about 7 seconds after denouncing the WRASSLIN was all I could've hoped for.

[@verysmolsmol]

"ANYONE WHO PARTICIPATES WILL BE ARRESTED" - security guard whos chest immediately caves in and dies

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

“I WILL SWEAR UPON THE SWOLY BIBLE!” Oh god... help... I can’t breathe

[@zakwert8916]

Probably the most fun round I have ever seen.

[@Xinthar]

Gotta love when macho Man shows up and just wrecks a security guy for trying to prevent fun.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Take a spiritual like. I’m not ruining the 69 likes you have

[@treelobster6137]

I got to be Alec Whittier, the radio dude, and got ganked by the syndie who took over my radio station right about when we get told there were no eggs. Then I was the green wizard, exploder of asses, and I got to learn that the wizard's shield spell will not stop macho man from exploding my nonmacho body. Finally, I was also the wraith - the good one that kept requesting more ghosts for the ghost zone and drawing squared circles and hearts, not the lame other one what with the promises of death. I've played SS13 on and off since 2010 and this was definitely among my favorite rounds, mostly because when there's at least one person willing to "yes and" instead of jerk off in the same space corner for the hundredth time you can get involved in more spaceman shenanigans. And boy, were there shenanigans.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Glorious

[@glauscon3368]

Lol I remember this round, this was recorded back in February/March right? I was on medical duty reviving everyone who had died in the ring for most of the shift. I forgot that the MD had gotten into the ring at one point and I had to fight him to tap out of the fight and get in the port-a-med. I've had more than a few memorable shifts on goonRP but this one will always have a special place in my heart.

[@theblackpantslegion]

It's such a majestic round.

[@robertb7293]

'We'd rather not have any casualties.' ... Security team must be new at the job.

[@gabrieltallent1658]

The Free Wrasslehague Republic was formed and then ended.

[@aqua4857]

Imagine being trapped in a flooding, underwater space station. Out of the dark, on the floor - _Undead Macho Man Randy Savage_ crawls towards you. Before you have time to run or scream, he grabs you. "OH YEAH!" He begging spinning you at alarming, dizzying speeds. "YOU'RE GONNA FLY!" He throws you. You travel at mach speed, you're already dead before you hit the wall. The last words you hear before you die: "GHOST ZONE!" Your body hits the wall and explodes with the force of a pound of C4.

[@boxtank5288]

The best death EVER.

[@markf.1556]

"I have macho feelings... and they macho hurt.". So many great one liners in this episode.

[@dirgesinger1382]

Name of of the record: Death of the crew in B minor. Perfection.

[@AdairTheSkull]

"Nothing means NOTHING, OH Yeaha! On balance, off balance, I'm better than you Hulk Hogan, with your HOTDOGGING and SHOW BOATING, oh yeaha, I don't interfear unless you are down and out. Oh YEAHA, those are the rules I play by." That's like three promos but I hope I got close to the spirit.

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Can't forget the classic "CREAM OF THA CROP! OH YEAYUH" While he pulls actual packets of creamer out on camera

[@Soundwavesghost]

Blind and Dying and still takes out the Wiznerds. Glory to the Chapel of Madness.

[@theblackpantslegion]

YOU MUST EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

[@gabrieltallent1658]

@@theblackpantslegion O H Y E A H

[@isimiel3405]

they never found the dead security guard did they

[@zackfishle1009]

Turn on your suit sensors.

[@jeremyreed7515]

"I don't think anyone has noticed the dead man in the pews.... me "their was a dead man in the pews?"

[@BeetoBeetsman]

If only Macho Man wasn't deaf at the time, he could have heard the corporate scumbag cursing Macho Man's name as he got thrown into the console.

[@xXSpaceMexicanXx]

"I hearby dub you wrasslors!" Clown: *moans*

[@derekburge5294]

I mean, wizard challenges you to a fight, all you really *can* do is punch his heart out. Obviously.

[@perandersson3977]

Here's a great wrasslor name: "The Brown Noise" :D

[@l4unchp4dgaming38]

That's my nickname for BLM riots.

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

Oh Jesus that one’s great

[@Disgruntled_Dave]

He would be feared above all, by all.

[@RetroCat969]

The one guy in the back just like "HEAR THE CARTILEDGE IMPLODE"

[@jimdee5319]

That was the best episode I have ever seen. I was cracking up for half of it, uncontrollably. My favorite bit is when you exploded the wizard in the bar after he used ARSE NATH and someone said "I am glad we come here to relax."

[@katenunyabizness9221]

Ogod, my sides hurt. Macho Tex is the wrassler we all deserve!

[@mikehendon7327]

Funny Tex gets on the idea of Macho Man wrestling as a ghost for eternity...my Rifts game has Ghost Macho Man as a summon...

[@BigFrakkinOgre]

In our rifts game, Macho Man was genetically resurrected by Bradford

[@mikehendon7327]

@@BigFrakkinOgre My players found him training in the ruins of an ancient YMCA, to have a match against the ghost of Hulk Hogan, so they built him a Shinto Shrine to the Kingdom of Madness. He's a potential Deus Ex Machina or otherwise anti-boss summon, now, as he can be called upon by the spirit-summoning Miko.

[@mikecampos1193]

I think in one round I saw someone try to summon the spirit of macho Man and it just happened and then he says fuck it let's just wreck the place.

[@Zantetsu13]

In the first Age, in the first rumble, when the reflectors first shined, one stood. He chose the path of eternal manliness. In his ravenous wrasslelust he found no peace, and with bulging musculature he scoured the squared circle seeking vengeance against the dark lords who tried to stop the wrassle.

[@john88benson]

But the Cream will rise to the Top Oh YEAAHH!

[@robertivey7644]

Space Station 13 is doomed to die in a fiery explosion.

[@xilpes6254]

Such is life in THE KINGDOM OF MADNESS

[@AdairTheSkull]

It went down in a firery elbow drop.

[@billybobbobbobbilly]

THE GRAPPLE IN THE CHAPEL

[@ZacHawkins42]

A truly underrated comment. You have made my night with this 😂

[@ThatSlowTypingGuy]

Me clicking this video: Oh no. Tex: Oh no.

[@j.trades9691]

OH YEAH BROTHER

[@jarrettblanchard3689]

i had so much fun that round as the AI

[@ImperatorLizard]

You Macho'd so hard you went passed the Ghost Zone and sent everyone to oblivion!

[@wrongway1100]

Blitz Bolter is a really good name for a wrestler.

[@robertivey7644]

They are doomed. Who thought this was a good idea? The station is gonna burn in a glorious wrestling fire.

[@xilpes6254]

FIERY JUSTIIIIIICEEE

[@gregmason2434]

Praise ZOrG!

[@MrGrimsmith]

Yup, that was going to happen. I suppose that's the ultimate victory, crashing the server? :D

[@steelshanks1265]

Remember: Before Wrasslin' eat 3 dozen hard boiled eggs for Brotein!

[@razorburn645]

The kingdom of madness!

[@S71xx]

STEP INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE SON!

[@Lizardmanisbest]

This is the best SS13 content I've ever seen. Macho Man is smiling down from the top turnbuckles of heaven, YEAH!

[@justmutantjed]

Ah, some good old-fashioned lunacy on everyone's favourite space station. I love it!

[@darrianweathington1923]

This was so stupid I started crying. Thanks for the macho idiocracy tex. 😂

[@theblackpantslegion]

Macho Macho man.

[@wolfo1931]

Glad to have helped out and to see you harness the raw fury that is the Kingdom of Madness. Oh Yeah.

[@OUTFXD]

"None of us is as dumb as all of us" "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it"

[@BigFrakkinOgre]

I miss Randy Savage. Thank Vishnu we still have Tex

[@trentonarney6066]

Don't you mean Zorg?

[@redcastlebowser4179]

"the cream of the crop has finally risen to the top, oh yeahh!!!!!"

[@CnCfan100]

*Sees the video title... "Oh god, not again!" Great shit-post content as always. Don't work too hard.

[@theblackpantslegion]

My bad

[@tranz2deep]

He does what he loves. I'm not sure it actually counts as working, outside of the aforementioned labor of love.

[@davidburton2229]

if its to do with rasslin and someone puts 'hausen' at the end of anything its in appreciation of the Very Nice, Very Evil Danhausen. Love that Danhausen!

[@thcdenton]

Ooh Yeeah It's about to get real. Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong Il

[@ZetsumiRavencroft]

Scrombles and SS13 in the same day? Tex, you spoil us good sir

[@bigspock]

Then he took down the Scrombles... :(

[@300lbsNick]

this is the quality content i have come to relish. You do good work Mr Tex

[@G18BS0N]

Every episode of SS13 from the BPL is a special episode to me :3

[@danielchasek3626]

That feeling when you are like, "Wait a minute, this is familiar. Holy shit I was in this round." Day made.

[@mrtspence]

Hell ya! The SS13 stuff is some of my absolute favourite.

[@ADHGoblin]

Ho...ly....shit I have not laughed so hard in my life. The Swoly Lord came down and blessed you with the best time a macho man could ever hope for.

[@MacTruckules]

You Sir are an absolute genius, please keep it up.

[@GretchenDawntreader]

I have to appreciate that you're just standing there sparkling

[@GretchenDawntreader]

WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY because I about fell off my chair

[@macfryling8421]

Tex, you just made my day with this one. And I sorely needed it after the day I've had today. Thanks for being awesome and for the amazing content, its really helped me get through some really dark times right now. Can't wait for the next one!

[@Tamonrae]

"Gene Oakerlund, right here is a crying towel, and I want you to give it to the Clown."

[@gregmason2434]

Dumb magic is bestest magic.

[@Joe-xq3zu]

What a legendary round.

[@savagefox3530]

another Priceless video of space station 13

[@MiracleMomo]

I remember this round. I was trying to just have a nice comfy shift, but then I saw Macho Man speaking on the coms and decided to try and avoid you the whole shift. As I was walking down the halls, you grabbed me and started throwing me. Wanted to say "I like your videos" as you were throwing me (I remember seeing you in OOC before the match), but didn't want to break the immersion so I just said a weak "noooo". Good stuff.

[@magenta4926]

Oh yeah, wrassling and eating eggs with uncle Tex!

[@atmosdwagon4656]

8:57 "Robert Smith has added Hans Mann's pill bottle (bath salts) to their utility belt!" Hey! Stop stealing from the ring announcers' booth! They can't do their job properly without those! (at least, not in the WWE)

[@JustZar]

Tex’s always has a nice looking thumbnail.

[@Hoboslayer1988]

Utterly amazing. Though what is the music playing during the WRASSLIN matches?

[@MrClean-ep7uc]

21:49 Macho man is so strong that he threw himself to the ground grabbing ice cream(also demonstrating his dexterity) out of his own hands, yet also tough enough to not be hurt whatsoever by his own devastating attack

[@KBraid]

i remember you one time playing a round where you had to rebuild a destroyed station back into working order, playing hardspace shipbreaker gave me an idea, how fun would it be to break down a fully functional derelict station for salvage? Playing as a Lynx salvage team contracted out to NT to salvage Space Station 13 as "efficiently" as possible while fending off squatters, monsters, and Syndie planted unionizers.

[@boxtank5288]

I was laughing a few minutes in! Then it kept going and only got BETTER, then a dude's fucking arm came off from a goddamned KARATECHOP and it went from good to GREAT.

[@solgeo1296]

I enjoy your stuff. I got sent to this channel from a friend due to your Atlas Video. I find your brand of story telling great.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Hey, thanks!

[@solgeo1296]

@@theblackpantslegion your Welcome, I will be waiting for mech lore.

[@ps3moira]

I laughed a lot during this awesome video, MACHOOO MANNN WRASSTLIN ACADEMY

[@mrprogamer96109]

oh crap, I was in that round. I was one of the miners when the blob showed up, really wish I did more that round.

[@xilpes6254]

OHHHHH YEAH BROTHERRRRR

[@amorphoussolid8512]

YHOU CANNOT SURPHRISE ME! FOR I EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! I WRASSLE IN THE KINGDOM OF MADNESS!

[@speedycake5824]

ah man this was a good vid in fact i think the last vid i saw in which you crashed a station was one involving some thermal grenades and an escape shuttle queue XD

[@ffejpsycho]

Then After declaring the last standing WRASSLORD! we ganna have us a wrasslor wedding... Go find your Miss Elizabeth!!

[@S71xx]

Macho Man Randy Savage in "The Machoing 3: Rise of the Wraslords!"

[@Whipster-Old]

That was great. Loved it

[@calvinbeall2068]

That was amazing.

[@spacemeat2001]

I have done it. I have watched all the Best of playlist!

[@KEBW1144]

Only thing missing were some Slim Jims

[@EnergyBurst2]

MACHO MAN sent the whole Server to THE GHOST ZONE OH YEAHH!!!!!

[@S0renz]

Expect the unexpected in the Kingdom of Madness!

[@MrDoctorCrow]

Macho Madness cannot be contained. It resides within us. And also outside of us. It is a force that we both feed and draw upon. Oh yeah

[@dopeskone]

Wonderfully wholesome madness

[@MondoMan]

pfft didn't even throw in an OHHHHH YEAAAAAH BOOOONESAAAWWWW ISS READDDYYYYYY when you were skelefied

[@johnliller3032]

*Praise Zorg! Ooooooohhhhhhh Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!!!* -Randy 'The Macho Man' Savage (probably) (edit) The fart symphony was epic.

[@cbrando190]

"Oh yeah, MACHO Healthcare!" ahaha

[@cropathfinder]

oh got we created a monster

[@The-rw1bw]

Oh my god YOU were the maetcho man? I got on goon rp like ONE time and there was a maetcho man. That was a fun round

[@rawheadrexx11]

Goforth and wrassle good stuff.

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

OH YEEEEAAAHHH!

[@The24thWight]

Wait. Tex AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!

[@jasonsaalbach5786]

Here's an amusing question what would happen is if the all the marines in space station 13 mutinied and took over the station instead of do what they were suppost to do and declaired the station an independant nation?

[@thefailtrain08]

How did I not get a notification about this until now!?

[@stephenknizek2651]

Hmm, did BPL yeet a Scrombles episode? Was there some copyrighted material that KZbin complained about?

[@brianhenry152]

And thus, a legend was born...

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

That was the best!

[@CommieApe]

Macho man playing a tabletop rpg is hilarious

[@diegocarrillo7211]

Black pants legion. I was rewatching your video on the Ameris civil war and you mentioned you did a video on star league navy. But I can’t find it on KZbin? I hope you didn’t get rid of it. If you did hope you’ll make a new one as I’m a huge nerd when it comes to space navies and it would be cool to hear about the navies in battle tech

[@FairseasX]

Drunkenly running around trying to unfuck everything that the wrestlers break while also trying to make sure that power to the station stays on. That's the Brack Freedompants way.

[@keyonhutson1539]

FUCK, the DAY AFTER MY OFF DAY Tex plays on my favorite server.