SPACE STATION 13: 2500 KPA of Farts

[@BTCforlife]

>CE turns three quarters of engineering into a blazing hell-scape then spends the rest of his shift smoking weed and farting into an air scrubber Yeah. That's about right.

[@laudatum7223]

doing more science than the science department can ever dream of -Engineering

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

Science would get in the way of their real goal, which is killing and/or drugging the entire station.

[@TheDukeofOok]

I was the union rep. This interaction convinced me to join the BPL. The moment I took off my air mask I vomited. Like not even a second after. That was some stanky farts

[@DonaldWWitt]

As a watcher of Tex's Talks Battletech and these SS13 videos, I may as well... Is the process watching the entirety of the Tyrone video? ...Also my Pants are actually Blue Jeans, is that ok?

[@treelobster6137]

So I tried to be an engineer on goonrp, figured one guy who's teaching himself was better than the none that they had at the time (last time I ran as an engie was seven years ago). I don't really know what I did, but within moments there was some angry noises and the engine started glowing purple. I tweaked things once lightning started firing out of the thing, and it started glowing rainbow colors. At some point explosions started happening. The CE eventually showed up as things hit their peak explosiveosity. I have no idea what I did, but I powered the station and got scolded for trying a hellburn on my own, so I don't think that went too bad.

[@bthsr7113]

Tex says the way to learn is to do, so replicate some of what you did. Maybe it will work. Or maybe you'll break the engine. Either way you learn more, and maybe you have a good laugh on the way.

[@yeilder100]

so with no training whatsoever you did better than I could when I had some sort of training... good job sir

[@takashikamiyama4607]

Purple glow and lightning are good. Now I still need to improve myself when it comes to solo hellburns but I'd suggsest to mess with the engines blowers using a multitool a bit. Activated them and turn up the kpa on those babies. Maby even take the supercontucter and ask the miners if they can infuse it with some erebite.

[@JonThomas92]

The best way to learn is to do, and if you fuck up really bad, that's what the Solars are for.

[@CanadasElite]

Once I got a bunch of volunteers to fart into a scrubber and we packed that shit full. The gas collection chamber we created was so potent we were puking though our gas masks. I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!

[@theblackpantslegion]

shhhhhhh

[@ianirwin9480]

Should've connected that puppy to the vent system

[@pon9670]

Huh

[@capslfern2555]

@@pon9670 should have unleashed the scrubber into the stations ventelation system

[@tssteelx]

2 words: Fart Hellburn. Your welcome. Aka tocobell fueled engine.

[@Itiszefurret]

genius

[@tssteelx]

@@Itiszefurret tex has this video where he gets injected with a super fart serum video combine that with running the engine on farts video. For good measure get the cook to make a feista pail quilt meal. For extra punch. Get a few assistants, inject. Harvest. Burn.

[@khmnc]

i think he's already done that

[@rhinobomb10t]

@@khmnc I think it was a lot less fart though

[@alextenie]

@@tssteelx I support the idea of getting injected with that fart serum, but that's Medical's/Chemistry's field of expertise IIRC. No idea how you do it. Maybe it was Pathology? Idk

[@Havlock]

The second Country Roads started playing, I fully expected it to be a prelude to masses of meteors hitting the station and was disappointed that did not happen.

[@Ultrawup]

RTGame much

[@justmutantjed]

This is the kind of situation that leads to new phrases being spoken, like "so what octane are Descuento Danito's Burritos anyway?"

[@slowlearner46]

I was so ready to see those farts get released onto the escape shuttle. Maybe another time!

[@DevKerrigan]

I'm not sure why that ending had me in hysterics, but the -absolute- deadpan acknowledgement... so good.

[@theinsect3094]

Gas gas gas!

[@DrTarte]

Oh my. This should be fun

[@jimgarrison9084]

My dog just contributed to the olfactory input of this video. I was impressed by the enjoyment value add and her timing.

[@DonaldWWitt]

SEE!

[@godsdj7316]

Congratulations on becoming the Chief Engineer of Farts! It's a very prestigious position.

[@Soundwavesghost]

I don't know what I was expecting. But my god I nearly cried tears of manliness for a trio of dude choosing to fart into a machine for science.

[@aerfwefd7334]

5:55 Oh shit, it's Sam Starfall. Check your pockets.

[@Dr-Weird]

Only those that dare to dream big, can truly touch the stars. - spesmanz

[@RoKKr023i]

well said.

[@runei355]

"aaawww that goes the gas..."

[@TheBrokensaintvxvx]

After catching up with the daily news IRL, this was a nice thing to watch.

[@DonaldWWitt]

Imagine the destruction if they had harnessed the power of their farts!

[@tacitidesong]

This is solid proof that Goon needs to reintroduce shitting. If you can literally suck farts into air scrubbers, why NOT have people flinging shit at each other?

[@charlesballiet7074]

now thats what i call blazing saddles

[@jonathanchadwell6263]

SS13: Farts with the Nutcracker Waltz

[@RevDrKillJoy]

That outro music *chief's kiss*

[@bthsr7113]

Here's a thought I've had for a while. What if you stuffed more monkeys into the engine before igniting it?

[@wittyson]

This is from a while ago looking at that RCD sprite. Still awesome. Also Tex, what do you think about Goon removing the glitch that causes hell burns?

[@FairseasX]

They did? I just was working on one the other day and started to get a runaway but i couldn't keep up with the pipe breaks to maintain the hot loop.

[@Bronimin]

they fixed the bug where infinitely small amounts of gas got heated infinitely, yes. You have to do pipe burns to get really high outputs now

[@irradiatedslagheap7933]

That's heresy. Hellburns are a core part of SS13 engineering.

[@DonaldWWitt]

@@irradiatedslagheap7933 Wasn't it originally a Black Hole? I rather like the simplicity to set up and maintain, yet destructive potential of the Singularity Engine.

[@irradiatedslagheap7933]

@@DonaldWWitt Singulo's pretty classic too, but if you're not gonna go singulo you at least need to have hellburns.

[@zakk143]

Quick maths: 101 KPa = 1 atm +1 atm = +10 m underwater (e.g. 50 m underwater is about 5x normal atmospheric pressure) 25000 KPa = ~24.8 atm 24.8 atm = ~248 m underwater Safe scuba diving is ~40m, so that means that this is x6 greater pressure than what would be considered safe diving depths. Now, it's possible that this is all going into a tank and is therefore relatively safe... but I choose to imagine that the whole room is packed with 2500 KPa worth of fart gas... which would mean that Tex and his buddies withstood insane pressures and KEPT THE GASS COMMIN' Nice job, Tex!

[@jeffweskamp3685]

In reality, the guys in the Fart Chamber would asphyxiate long before they were crushed by the pressure.

[@PuzzlePulsar]

WE FARTED WELL FELLOW SPACEMAN

[@JosephofWalton]

Played a round of goon two days ago and it was this new station, ozymandias. It was a fun station.

[@odstbag337]

New station, you say? And it isn't CentComm? What fuckery is this!?!?!?!?!?

[@JosephofWalton]

@@odstbag337 Maybe it isn't new, but I had never seen it, and it seemed as if noone else had either.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

No matter how intelligent you may claim to be...If you're a guy, farts will ALWAYS be entertaining.

[@DonaldWWitt]

Meh, I kinda find them blasé; It's the TIMING that's important in comedy!

[@PaladinDragoon]

How about some more beans Mr Taggart

[@bravojr]

Hellburn burrito's must be a thing now.

[@mellowInventor]

Hey, is this the editor who said they didn't want to do any big videos? Well, it's a good edit. Keep up the good work.

[@gallendugall8913]

I'm not sure Pascal would approve.

[@DonaldWWitt]

Eh, he'd probably give them some approval for testing the limits of the human digestive system's gas production...

[@GretchenDawntreader]

if this was the first one of these videos I'd seen involving the esteemed Randolph P Checkers I'd be like WTF but instead I recognize that this is perfectly normal.

[@yeilder100]

soo I went from looking at random videos to finding this... and only about 1 minute in I completely agree with EVERYTHING you said. I wasn't expecting to laugh this much in a minute but holy shit.

[@theblackpantslegion]

Thanks bud

[@masonsgames3701]

Yo TEX interesting thing about fartgas. If put into the engine in some way, the combustion chamber or the loops. It takes CO2 and converts it into plasma. For the combustion chamber is great since you can do a closed door hellburn and not have any CO2 causing it to get REALLY hot.

[@dadnotmad]

Yay new video

[@flamboyantpotato4004]

Pretty sure that random red person was an admin coming in and having some fun too haha.

[@theblackpantslegion]

yep

[@BadWizardGaming]

I dig the new editing style (though I also like the old one, would love a mix of the longer old form ones too) but small request- the blue closed captioning is a little hard to see. maybe a yellow or a gold with black outline to improve readability?

[@alextenie]

great, now I want to power the station with farts

[@imjoeeviljr]

Sam Fartmire was me hahahaha. I had a great time doing fartmos. Had no idea you were recording that.

[@imjoeeviljr]

I was planning on piping the farts into the hot loop, that was during the early stages of my research into trying to use farts in the engine and it works well if you have the patience.

[@IAMDRMERVRENBARRON]

KPa dangit tex. that lower case a exists for a reason. but we all love you here, 10/10 would take out for a steak dinner. edit, happy orthodox Christmas apparently.

[@travishabursky4362]

As a native of Space West Virginia, it is my solemn duty to sing Country Roads in its entirety whenever it is mentioned.

[@MrCairo283]

Hot soup.

[@manarayofhope2374]

made my organs jiggle with joy yet again!

[@omniprimalofchaos9234]

Hey BPL do you know or like FTL? Well did you know there is a free multiplayer of it called Tachyon.

Oh god a BPL Tachyon! It will be glorious, madness filled, hilarity of the BPL kind. THIS MUST HAPPEN!

[@America_Yea]

If I was a goon admin I'd dedicate some time each round to replacing one singular tank of a random gas on the station with a fart gas tank. Clearly labled of course but still silly.

[@DrTarte]

Nukies in the fart chamber

[@mikecampos1193]

It time to fart power the world!

[@TheRedneckGamer1979]

Yea a recent update made the pipes ALOT more fragile, hellburns are nearly impossible now.

[@kepiguither2765]

My favorite ss13 game was when I played as geneticist right when they enabled it for a week and I broke it two different times, the first time I made all the monkeys have a disease that made them sneeze bees and spread the disease by farts and urine and then one person opened the door and then the whole station slowly got infected and started sneezing bees

[@squatchhammer7215]

Huh, my normal day in the bathroom.

[@jimnpen8451]

This is great

[@UndyingZombie]

Is it strange that I was actually looking forward to see what would have happened with your little gas bomb? >

[@TZABoTfA]

Anybody know where I can find that version of Take Me Home Country Roads? Cause I would un-ironically listen to that

[@tmotom]

farts

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

now i understand why this channel is the black pants legion...

[@tranz2deep]

Oh, no, it's the whole thing? (copyright symbol so we know why they cut ahead; saving this CF from demonetization!!

[@AdurianJ]

Got an Infitech Chassis for my Ruger PC carbine today :D

[@SovietGrazz]

Pascals is Pa. KPa.

[@Sherudons]

genuinely thinking all along, what if you took this to the escape shuttle, could you drown people in puke with a chain reaction... Then someone had to start a murder boner incident.

[@Jason-de9mq]

Can an engine but run on only farts?

[@darkwolf715]

We need more space stain 13 or try 14 lmfao

[@jackpotter3887]

Anyone know what the name of the song is that starts playing around 5:30?

[@zaldronthesage]

amazing lol

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

Ok. I have to admit....I clicked because of the title.

[@ZiggEnt86]

Top kek

[@fajile5109]

Oops lag i let the plasma out. Oh well no one comes in engine anyway... AI “CE has plasma gassed the engine room kill on sight” *admin* what the fuck do you think youre doing!? Im doing solars.

[@tarmok3756]

YAY SS13 damn only 13min :/

[@tcd2cool]

Going to put my vote against the big blue text on screen.

[@lassenlautta]

kPa

[@sebastianthomsen2225]

:) 👍

[@adamdobry5517]

Funny chemist man exploiting crappy chems

[@zachb8012]

I love these videos and I appreciate the recent efforts into editing, but those giant blue subtitles of EVERYTHING he says don't add anything of value to the video.

[@Birds_A_Killa_Now]

Run it boss

[@rindisomanly4092]

Most of the foods we call "beans", "legumes", "lentils" and "pulses" belong to the same family, Fabaceae ("leguminous" plants), but are from different genera and species, native to different homelands and distributed worldwide depending on their adaptability