blackpink texts | LiSa’S BiRtHdAy

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#BLACKPINK

[@blackpinktea]

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[@Sarah-dm4je]

It don't suck at all girl that was a good job I laughed so hard 😭

[@cherrienyu]

_idea: it’s one of the members’ birthday and the rest of the members are preparing the birthday cake, but the candles are missing. They suspect that Rosie Posie ate them_ 👀

[@cherrienyu]

❤️🍓 I love your videos btw 🍓❤️

[@smileyc1041]

blackpink tea NO GIRL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTTTT?!!?!!!!! IM SICK AND I WANTED TO WATCH KZbin AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IM NOT SICK ANYMORE🤣🤣😂😂 ok maybe I’m still a bit sick but this is so funny wth (Edit: I had to fix the words cuz I was typing to fast 😂)

[@lefox8468]

This story was so great! I love it!!!

[@sunil_sugo5713]

It really hurts when Jennie replied "well we know rose wasn't doing her solo .... "

[@cherrienyu]

*cries in desperate for Rosie’s solo and Blackpink’s comeback *

[@sunil_sugo5713]

@@cherrienyu me too

[@lennethrusli3737]

YG doesn't even talk about it

[@shimeirosemasibag156]

@@lennethrusli3737 It's just so dissapointing and sad. :(

[@user-gz7kt7vf1g]

Sugo jimin all I want in life is rosé’s solo 😔 or even a BLACKPINK comeback at this point would be just as good it’s legit been almost a year since kill this love was released

[@Marta-uv4id]

"Praying for YG's downfall" Lmaooo why is this sending me

[@niallsexton5722]

It’s sending all blinks 🤣

[@sheheryarmubarak3350]

I JUST LOVED IT 🤣🤣SERIOUSLY🤣🤣🤣

[@-_--bp6nf]

Moment's that summon the comeback

[@guccion]

**gives the come-back**

[@jeffreysknife1132]

Aren't we all ???

[@kotorufa3804]

nobody: literally nobody: Rosé's laugh: bahuhawhuhawhuhaw

[@yassinchan2325]

This is the funniest part in the video 😂

[@babytzuyoda5702]

Lol i litterally laughed out loud HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@mikorossie1466]

BRUH I- 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@mikorossie1466]

This laugh is possessed istg

[@tanisha.t3197]

Lmaooo

[@help6691]

*”Rosie renamed the group to “praying for yg’s downfall🙏”* Lisa: *Thank you, much better*

[@ym2ii]

Anioop

[@Nahraf4you]

Lol

[@thegermankickboxer8493]

😂😂😂

[@nia492]

It’s on 666 likes but I don’t want to like since yg is the devil and the devil is 666...

[@sharknado3452]

I liked the other name cause its makes me hungry :D

[@kyleemitra4247]

Rosé: “srry guys i was busy” Lisa: “busy doing what?” Jennie: “WELL WE KNOW SHE WASN’T DOING HER SOLO” I’m DEAD XD😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CosmicRoyalty919]

😂😂😂

[@rubyxxx80]

*"Rosie left the chat"*

[@Suitcaseghost]

Killem Back I’m kinda sad being completely honest.

[@kyleemitra4247]

Tigress Fireruby yeah that's true😬 I feel u dude we've been waiting for so much

[@vasilev0628]

😂😂😂 rosie left the chat

[@targetbleach8689]

The "I'll date myself" at the end was the best way to end it👏

[@achammaissac7649]

I know right? 😂😂

[@achammaissac7649]

👏

[@user-qv9bk5qm1i]

😌👏🏻👏🏻

[@sharknado3452]

shedeservesitcauseonly1seatishurtingme

[@user-cj1bv5nc4q]

“Duh two people per seat. But since jennie and jichu unnie aren’t comming, I reduced one seat!”-Lisa😂 I can’t stop laughing

[@prismatic4961]

*”you know tom and jerry? jerry is here”* I DIED

[@lisamanoban6454]

RIP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chabengzz_]

That story is actually true they told it on their vlive

[@olivertreeisugly8763]

Which live

[@Wtf.liaa_]

LMAO SAME I DIEDDD

[@Ashrun2u]

@@chabengzz_ really it's true

[@JUNGKOOK-lx7kt]

I never thought Jisoo could speak perfect english

[@melaniemartinez3513]

Wow XD

[@hikaru4040]

I dont think she speak but she text alot of people can text in english but they cant speak english very well my opinion

[@whoaterosesfrenchfries8852]

your 100th like

[@melaniemartinez3513]

@@whoaterosesfrenchfries8852 what do u mean?

[@sheheryarmubarak3350]

exactly

[@scream1996]

"we'll just show them we have better plans' "we do?' "well no" LMFAOOOOOO

[@juliamyburg8935]

Me smh

[@minjeongsnowing]

Yeah I laughed so hard xd

[@munizakhan8403]

Lisa: 'she forgot the *_english_* word for mice' Also Lisa: 'she said "you know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here'

[@asmamushtaq2073]

She didn't know the English word for MICE she could speak a lil bit of English

[@asmamushtaq2073]

This was why she said English WORD not LANGUAGE

[@Lilyvives]

It was jisoo she cannot clearly speak English so she forgot the word for mice

[@nioucat]

The fact that the mouse’s story is real😭😭😭😭 i’m so done with jisoo

[@aliliblinkarmy3398]

Really? Lmao

[@31996]

@@aliliblinkarmy3398 your name is true sadly

[@aliliblinkarmy3398]

@@31996 😥

[@mondepourri1322]

Really?

[@nioucat]

@@mondepourri1322 yes Lisa told this story when she was on live with Jisoo lol

[@samibarabami3859]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH THANK YOU THE WAY THE VOICE PRONOUNCED BAHAHHAHA AND THE CHAIR THING I JUST CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noveartha2318]

same

[@taz9601]

What chair thing?

[@cicialexandertan1331]

Same

[@smileysana3722]

blackpink _bleh at 7:57 the conversation abt the chair issue 🪑😂

[@minheebear]

Pronounced the word "BAHAHHAHA"? or did I misunderstand-

[@matilder]

I asked my friend what she's doing on her birthday She said she's celebrating Lisa's birthday, they have the same birthday

[@Sarah-dm4je]

My friend too 😭 maybe we have the same friend lol

[@matilder]

@@Sarah-dm4je lol

[@mango5870]

😂😂😂

[@mc-nightcore1295]

its a Tilly i have the same birthday as rosé 🥳🤭😍🥰

[@lovleyjichu3259]

I'm celebrating jins on mines we have the same birthday

[@tanisha.t3197]

Rosè: “guys I’m hungry” Jennie: “didn’t you just eat” Rosè: *no* Rosè: maybe...

[@wandamaximoff12]

🤣

[@sp4rt4niv89]

Jennie: What can we do Jisoo: Play games on my phone 😂😂

[@sheldonleecooperr]

I LAUGHED SO HARD “u know Tom and Jerry Jerry is here”

[@KBLINKLove]

Nobody: Not even YG: Robot Voice: Buurraaaa (Bruh)

[@seungmilk3114]

is it really a robot voice XD

[@sharknado3452]

Ithoughtitsaidbanana

[@TaslimaTKhan]

@@sharknado3452 lmao

[@neomu-multi]

KBLINK Love i had to read it twice, cause you just said dumb (burra) in portuguese and i was trying to figure out when did they say it lol

[@cancelok2782]

*I was dying of laughter when Jisoo said "mario party"*

[@yaadom]

The Lisa chair situation killed me. Now my mom thinks I'm crazy

[@katrinaurias323]

Blackpink texts are so funny!!🤣🤣😭 I couldn't even stop laughing like am being serious 😭😭🤧😂

[@gyo_9926]

It’s 2am and I’m wheezing but at the same time trying to stay quiet to not wake anyone up lmao it’s hilarious like it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while!! I was about to sleep but I got a notif that u uploaded and I was like omg queen is back!!! Hope you’re doing well I missed you A LOT!! 💗🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[@saratad5259]

hey

[@saratad5259]

so freaking true

[@nekori8582]

Omg same it's 2:21 Am rn

[@mara_q9979]

It’s 4:12 for me and I’m dying 😂🤣🤣😂

[@pinkcherry9695]

@@nekori8582 omg you just said the exact time for me rn, it's 2:21 for me too!!!

[@cherrienyu]

_idea: it’s one of the members’ birthday and the rest of the members are preparing the birthday cake, but the candles are missing. They suspect that Rosie Posie ate them_ 👀

[@claireshi7384]

Lol how did you do the italics though...

[@shameemabashier1698]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@contentdeleted7721]

🤣

[@shameemabashier1698]

@Diana Hernandez 🤪

[@cherrienyu]

@#wengiecorn just put “_” before and after the sentence _tadaa~_

[@trishacto3476]

Nothing makes me laugh more than evil maknae lines like Chaelisa. 😅😂🤣

[@tatae8956]

Omg my mom showed me that meme thing about Tom and Jerry 😂

[@unseasoned3629]

:3 babie daehwi :3 YEAH THE GUY ON THE PHONR

[@unseasoned3629]

:3 babie daehwi :3 “Can you bring Tom”

[@coucoutw6621]

I can't wait for Lisa's birthday to come 😍

[@ihaveafatpuss7616]

nobody: not even yg: jennie: *this isn’t a samsung*

[@jade.e.e.e]

Jisoo: you know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here Receptionist: *hangs up LOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Shinobi_Panda]

I have never seen some thing like this I only see the bts ones 0-0 edit: thank you for the likes

[@rj73896]

Same

[@joonation6459]

Yeah and it's amazing and these texts are just inspiring me to create mine can you give me some ideas??

[@val_needs_luno]

@@joonation6459 maybe smth about a sleepover or someone of (the kpop group you're gonna make a video of) wants to change roommates and suddenly everyone wants to change roommates and it's never the one they want to be roommates with or stuff

[@val_needs_luno]

Sorry I'm not good at this

[@shameemabashier1698]

@@val_needs_luno whoa...armies everywhere 😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@siljaokuogume1608]

IT’S TRUE, LISA IS THE SMARTEST MEMBER OF BLACKPINK.

[@arcticmonkeysEEEEE]

BLINK ONCE to STAY with your BUDDIES in ARMY. I Thought Rose Was The Smartest Though…

[@meowhistory5996]

she actually is lol, i googled it uwu

[@auvelvaxoxo3382]

@meow history google doesn't know that though... only people who know the members can say who's the smartest

[@yogirl2317]

I really like the thought of putting Lisa's I'll date myself photo it is just so funny and so match with the story.😂😂😂

[@jackkpop128]

LIKE FOR #LISADAY 💖

[@oanaa_]

I love how the robot voice says 'BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH'

[@user-yb2gz3un4z]

I thought at the end Lisa will reduce the seat to half a seat. 😂😂

[@jenosbceps4423]

*Quarantine is making jisoo speak fluent English 💚✌*

[@parkexcujeemin9948]

Jisoo: Mario party..? Why did I suddenly remembered Jin

[@shameemabashier1698]

What?

[@cherrienyu]

@Shameema Bashier Jin from BTS likes Mario stuff 🙃

[@aneesahk.5651]

O-M- 😂

[@farihaahsan2381]

THE ‘Bahahahah’ KILLS ME EVERY TIME

[@a.123x]

When Jisoo said the thing about Tom and Jerry lmaoooo I legit laughed for like 5 minutes Edit: jisoo’s mario party Omggg this was sooo funny

[@stevensuger7298]

No one: Literally No one: Jisoo: MarIO PArtY

[@si_multifandom_ch_5099]

No one: Rosie: *BAHAHAHAHAHA* Idk why this text is so funny to me lol

[@pheihafwen8330]

Y'all realized, Jisoo can speak in english fluently

[@luardakurti7554]

Rosè's laugh is the best part of the video!🤣🤣🤣

[@tired21e]

when lisa said that she reduced the table to one seat I DIED FOR THE REST OF THE VIDEO HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SM

[@ellagndvn]

rosie renamed the chat to “praying for yg’s downfall” omg😂

[@angelszn]

rosie changes the chat name: *yg’s downfall 🙏🏻* lisa: *much better* LMAOOOO I CANT WITH THIS- 😂

[@clarash8608]

Lowkey love that this is all happening in an iMessage chat while they’re representatives of Samsung and I love how Lisa reduces the seat to one xD

[@angelszn]

this how we all knew no one is gonna date lisa because she’s already dating.. *HERSELF 🥰✨*

[@yizhuoluv2186]

1:15 i laughed but cried at the same time, that one text was an emotional rollercoaster.

[@solarwrld]

"I reduced the seat to one"💀 I would of not went too and on top of that she wants someone else to pay for it, I'm dying of laughter. This was funny 😂

[@frifon4526]

The way Lisa said she only bought one seat and told rose we could squish or sit or sit side by side sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marianbarroso4837]

"You know tom and jerry, jerry is here" - Jisoo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pandemelocoton9685]

Omg i wasn't expecting this to be so funny 😂😂😂

[@Dani-tx8oy]

girl/boi/whatever, these were the best 9.30 minutes of my whole life. Thank you so much

[@blackpinktea]

omg what that’s so nice thank u🥺 and im a girl loll🥰💗

[@innsouls]

i’ve always seen other fandoms making these types of videos so i was sad when blinks didn’t make any so i’m glad you’ve made this 💞🥺

[@ellie9356]

Omg, This is... PERFECT!!!!!! Lately, I've been seeing a lot of BTS TEXTS, and I kind of want Blackpink texts so this is EXACTLY what i was looking for!! Keep Making moree!

[@anarosyy]

3:08 oh foodsè 💚😂🥰

[@maxinepepito3616]

Can we just talk about roseanne's "BAHAHAHAHA" it sounds like spongebob, but robotic.

[@whoaterosesfrenchfries8852]

OMG I love it! Excitedly clicked the download option! Downloading...

[@alexadalat4233]

Guys I’m hungry Didn’t u just eat? No.....maybe BAHHAAHA IM DYING

[@Bobjob123]

“I at least need someone to pay” that had me rolling 😭🤣

[@Elena-iw5mw]

Jennie : ,,JISOO" Jisoo : ,,what?" 🐥❤hahahahahhahaahah

[@caydiess]

8:23-8:46🤣🤣🤣 I am dead! Why you do this🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@misakisakakibara4532]

Lisa: *I at least need someone to pay* Jisoo: **left the chat**

[@miwang1054]

I just realize that there's no *"before i get into the tea"* for today

[@sarah12222]

You should make more of these videos there so funny😂

[@jakelh74]

Can I just say this was the best video I’ve ever seen. Literally Oscar award winning kind lol 🖤

[@jade.e.e.e]

I love all the music that plays in these!

[@BLINKPUNKI]

Wait what? Jisoo forgot the word “mouse”? And Jisoo said “you know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here” RIP

[@shwkheksh]

Bruh! That's very very good! Haha!

[@nicoletahhan]

I LOVE this plz plz plz keep doing these types of vids bcz ur AMAZING at themm pllzzz

[@jill-po9zx]

the part where jisoo said "you know tom and jerry? jerry is here" I could not stop laughing at it omll😹anyway this whole video made me laugh so

[@ishakehri5568]

Lisaaaaa💜💜💜💜 Love blackpink♥️♥️

[@d1mxnd846]

Prove that Lisa and Rose is a food lover 😆😆

[@beatriz-mt2dp]

i love these kinds of content i hope you make more videos like this it is really hilarious

[@ishalovesbp]

I love these so much! 🥺

[@ip43627]

the one chair thing made me choke, this is so funny

[@midgoe2905]

OMG THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!

[@miquetix]

wow this is a really well edited video love it

[@marytalento05]

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING AT THIS, YOU ARE A GENIUS

[@_adoniadsouzaa]

YESSS BPTEA I LOVE YOU

[@lidjalluka5227]

OMG fiiiiirst ❤❤❤❤❤ , love you and your videos ❤❤❤♾♾

[@sidtran4258]

This is so funny! You did really good!!

[@potatoproductions1589]

This was so wonderful! XD I loved every secound of it! :) Great job, and thx for the video :)

[@cocolove9916]

I’ve never been so earlyyyyy haha

[@eeshajghsj]

lmao the "ill date myself" at the end xd

[@blaeuve5977]

I live for this kind of content please do keep em coming🥺🥴

[@saytwice2028]

I love these videos!

[@aliciad667]

When Lisa said she reduced the seat to 1🤣😂

[@whatever9951]

So happy with this video❤❤❤

[@mara_q9979]

Oh gosh, you should do this way more often. I haven’t laughed this much in soo long 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ish5191]

Fudge this is soooo funny!!! Literally laughing the whole time. U guys are genious! Make more of this plssss

[@kpopsugarpop]

the ending is so touching , it's what always happens to me😭😂

[@daizukikei4945]

LOVE LISA⚘🌹🌷😊

[@briamari9035]

The voice reading the texts is just too hilarious

[@chies4478]

I love every content of your videos. Keep going 👍

[@yourfavasian119]

Someone I know told me this story about the mouse "Jerry" in a hotel that happened to her friend. (THE EXACT SAME THING!!!)

[@yourfavasian119]

I LUVED THIS VID THX SO MUCH!!!

[@bluecandy7875]

Lol they probably lied (no offence)

[@dollorez1413]

Make more of theseeeee😂😂😂

[@itzakieragacha1060]

Omg thank you for making this😯😯😯My birthday was also coming up at this time

[@photoset7226]

"you know tom and jerry? jerry is here" LMAO🤣