Blade - re:View

[@WolfgangBrozart]

If techno and sword fighting is wrong I don't wanna be right.

[@3AHoles]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@dandansen4261]

It's not techno though.

[@ryanknepel7970]

@@dandansen4261well, he said he doesn't wanna be right.

[@khaleesidelrey8215]

You actually got me to laugh out loud 😂

[@sparksdrinker5650]

@@dandansen4261 shut up dan

[@crimsonvampyre602]

“I was a dumb kid who thought Techno was awesome and sword fighting was awesome.” Those things ARE awesome though.

[@MegaZeta]

That line has been wonderful bait to draw out all you nerds who have yet to realize how you're seen by others

[@voodoodolll]

@@MegaZeta Dismissing a whole music genre based on your own insecurities is fucking ridiculous

[@FutBoy281]

Pretty sure Jay loves synthwave

[@Lodatzor]

@@MegaZeta And we're the ones whom history keeps on proving right. Half the stuff people do today are just extensions of the 90s.

[@batmanjesus5937]

@@Lodatzor uh that's how time works. The present is an extension of the past.

[@jimjim9148]

I can’t even express how many people I’ve seen call Black Panther the “first (successful) black led superhero movie,” completely forgetting about the epic trendsetter that was Blade, thank you for fighting the good fight against Blade erasure

[@DavidMcDaniel-ni8cm]

i also liked spawn 1997

[@h.a.9880]

Hello? How about Steel, featuring Shaquille O'Neal?

[@joenathan4880]

Not to mention black panther is genetic and boring.

[@justaloe]

Actually Blade has THE best opening in superhero's movies ever. In my opinion.

[@shaggycan]

..because of Traci Lords, correct.

[@ThelateDomC.]

Maybe if Watchmen didn't exist imo, that fight scene plus the credits are unmatched

[@fede170493]

@@RickReasonnz No.

[@notyou8716]

Superman: The Movie has the best opening.

[@hopsonkim4952]

Dark Knight Rises is great.

[@quinnpd]

When I was a kid we were allowed to open one Christmas present on Christmas Eve. I opened Blade. Made my family watch this movie on Christmas eve.

[@clampmotosua1789]

I knew I wasn't the only family that did this!

[@alexdemoya2119]

That's what jesus would have wanted

[@gcard2112]

Hahahahaha that's great

[@stephankwapis]

Legendary

[@mattrmsf]

I was rewatching Blade II recently and realized I forgot how good it was. Then the credits rolled, directed by Guillermo del Toro. Well, no shit.

[@steviegbcool]

lol blade 2 was shit

[@pickle7056]

And it had the Cat from Red Dwarf! :D

[@alexrivera633]

yeah I've always loved blade 2

[@Jester8492]

The only thing I remember from that film is the vampire guy going "So sweet!" while drinking blood and the terrible cgi blood.

[@ermacjones4821]

Blade and Blade 2 are both far better than any shit marvel has ever put out.

[@TonioTonius]

Nobody remembers Blade?? The intro sequence was legendary! I still remember it to this day.

[@MegaZeta]

Like 10 billion commenters on this video, Jack thinks he's the only person who remembers something that a bunch of people remember

[@williamjones3945]

Which you antude asshole

[@KilliK69]

@@MegaZetaJack also thought nobody was going to watch Avatar 2. I like the dude, but his grasp of our reality seems to elude him sometimes.

[@E-Chap]

​@@KilliK69 I've been watching Pre Rec and yeah he has some absolutely wild takes on that show.

[@dungeonsanddobbers2683]

I mean, with the way Deadpool marketed itself as "the first R-Rated comic book movie" and the amount of people who bought into that, he kind of has a point. Though that might be more a case of people not realising Blade was a comic book character.

[@Darkbeatdk]

As a teenage nerd who was into Vampire the Masquerade LARPing, let me tell you: Blade was a MASSIVE influence on the community. Suddenly, everyone was wearing sunglasses indoors as well as leather trench coats while listening to that one techno song from the start of the movie over and over again. Next year's The Matrix just further solidified that look.

[@huggiebigs]

You lost me at teenage.

[@Destroyer6263]

That actually sounds fun

[@duckrutt]

There are (were?) a lot of punk aesthetics in White Wolf games. I'm not sure if it was a counter to grunge? T2 was out the year before, Dracula was '92, Edward Scissor Hands was '90. *shrug* somethin' in the Georgia water I guess.

[@cordia96]

The Raver Scene is just a great setup for Vampire. Hedonism, Addiction, weird Costumes, happening at night...

[@KatalistProductionsKozzySasha]

YES!!!!! Someone on a red letter media video who loves old rpgs like Vampire The Masquerade :)

[@aidangreen7006]

It's strange to hear them discussing the movie in terms of something "everyone has forgotten," because in my mind it's remained one of the most influential genre movies of the last 30 years and 100% holds up as a stylistic masterpiece that defines that turn-of-the-millennium music video aesthetic. It's gorgeous in all its anamorphic glory.

[@loreaver3882]

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine and Wesley Snipes is Blade

[@get8bit]

The media literally told everyone, "Black Panther is the first black superhero movie." They flat out pretended Blade never existed.

[@gravydude1957]

Blade was a success at least as far as I can remember also thats why it had 2 sequels. I can see why nobody is talking about it because there has been over 10 years of build up movies for Avengers ending that you just forget about all the super hero movies that get crapped out over the years.

[@JamesKlemm87]

@@get8bit To be fair most people don't even know Blade is a comic book movie as he is a very obscure Marvel character that never had his own series prior to the movies release. Pretty much every character was invented for the film. Furthermore the people who made it weren't making a comic book movie they were making a vampire/action movie. Also the media never said Black Panther was the first black superhero movie, at most they said it was the first black MCU movie, but I understand bashing "duh mee dEE uh" on the interwebz makes you sound cool so who cares if you gotta hypocritically invent fake news? No one will notice and you'll get those cheap internet point that you clearly value so much. Obviously everyone just collectively forgot that Blade wasn't even the first black superhero film of the 90s, along with pretending Hancock never existed, because that's how evil "duh mee dEE uh" is. This can't possibly be a reflection of your own desire engage in faux outrage while also decrying "outrage culture" without a shred of self awareness...right?

[@get8bit]

@@JamesKlemm87 TONS of articles out there proclaiming black panther not only the first MCU black super hero, but the first black super hero in film period. They pretended my fav childhood films Spawn, Meteor Man, and THREE Blades never existed. I don't have to invent shizzzzzzzz. The media does lie through their teeth while sucking.

[@montefisto]

I agree with RLM about 90% of the time. This is part of the 10% remainder. Blade is legitimately a fun, awesome fucking movie that still holds up.

[@asseroya]

Did u even watch the review? They love it

[@geovani60624]

@@asseroya they said it's a drunk background movie

[@johnvonachen1672]

These guys also didn't like Tron and Tron Legacy. Almost unforgivable.

[@polemanmike]

@@geovani60624 more like "perfect sunday afternoon hangover movie", the exact quote from the ending, which is actually a very valuable segment of movies I think!

[@hayberdasher8625]

The Count Of Monte Fisto was probably really drunk and didn't realize what she was saying. That's the only explanation.

[@CriticalEatsJapan]

Ice skating uphill was huge in the 90's...

[@nathanddrews]

I don't think Crashed Ice started until the 2000s.

[@Dasgath]

It makes sense because he also said "motherfuckers"

[@Jjjipoasdp]

You have to remember Jay and Jack weren't the cool kids. They didn't know about all the rad and/or tubular trends.

[@Relugus]

I didn't know about uphill skating, but I just love that line. It's just cool.

[@bl1398]

actually you can skate uphill if the hill is tilted sufficiently relative to the direction of gravity

[@hooligan9794]

The line at the end of the film was Blade being arrogant. He was saying that Frost trying to beat him was as futile as trying to ice skate uphill. It is an equivalent to Dirty Harry's "A man's got to know his limitations"

[@RealStevenSaturday]

Wait. The Crow came out 4 years before this, was R rated, had 2 Asian main characters, and did the techno sword fight gun slinger thing... so...

[@pepps779]

It is almost like 90s comic book movies were so progressive that no 'progressives' ever saw them.

[@elenchus]

an asian lead in a martial arts movie? what a daring choice

[@nathansmith4529]

Yeah people keep talking about the greatest comic book movies im over here with the crow always my favorite.

[@teddyharvester]

@@roselynn6753 Nah, The Crow was alright, but its sequels suck balls.

[@kostajovanovic3711]

@@roselynn6753 it is ok

[@jmgoodmanuk]

First time I whole heartedly disagree with RLM. Blade is a classic. Snipes IS Blade (much like Downey is Iron Man). The reboot has A LOT to measure up to.

[@suicidalbanananana]

Wait they're actually doing a reboot? goddamn :(

[@MakoSucks]

some movie makers are always trying to ice skate up hill

[@nickromano3087]

The remake will suck, and you know it. Not that the original series are like the best movies ever. But Disney is incapable of doing anything even slightly properly.

[@w00master]

@@suicidalbanananana Yes, Blade will be a part of the MCU

[@ianthorpe1925]

Mahershala Ali is going to be the new Blade. I personally loved this movie, and people forget that it IS the originator of the current MCU. The second one is not bad either, but the third is trash. I'm actually interested in seeing this reboot.

[@scms2528]

The first two Blade movies are great. Some of the best examples of action horror. Wesley Snipes just owns the role.

[@obscure.reference]

and then dead pool shows up

[@unvergebeneid]

Wait .... Techno and sword fighting are not awesome?

[@unvergebeneid]

@Major Gear Yes, thank you!

[@Snyperwolf91]

Those things fit together like peanut butter and jelly. Except if its in an unfitting setting

[@JuRsKi017]

They are

[@IceCreeeaaam]

Blade and Blade 2 were fucking great! I still put the vampire club opening scene in Blade as one of the best openings in any movie ever. They're pure cheese but they're not trying to be anything else so it works. It's not pretty good/bad it's pretty good/cheese good. There's a self awareness and unapologeticness about cheese good that separates it from bad. Flash Gordon is a perfect example of this.

[@SarahLouiseHunt]

BEST LINE EVER! You are over thinking it. Ice skating uphill, if you will.

[@featherfoot614]

I was working at Blockbuster when Blade came out. As usual, we got the tapes the day before it was released on video. Later on that evening, the manager brought out a cart full of copies to stock after we closed and she went back to her office. Someone put a copy in the store VHS player so we got to see the opening on like 10 screens around the store. We got about 3/4 of the way through the rave scene before the manager came running out to shut it off. For those few minutes though, everyone in the store was fixated on those screens. While that's an awesome opening for any movie, it was really something for its time. I'll never forget that feeling of the people who hadn't seen the movie react like whoa, what the fuck was that and the people who had seen it looking like I know, dude. That's one of my favorite memories of cinema.

[@croisaor2308]

Blade really doesn't get much credit for it's influence.

[@OreoTheWolf]

I'd argue that the movie is actually more enjoyable to watch in 2016 than 1998. The aspects of the movie that date it to the 90's were exhausting even in '98 due to two decades of action heroes spouting one-liners. While the good parts of Blade are still good, the parts that feel dated add a level of enjoyable schlock to the movie these days. Now it can be enjoyed as both a solidly made superhero film and a hilariously pretentious grimdark 90's action movie full of techno leather swordfights. The parts that are actually weird writing things, like Whistler's cancer? That stuff is still kinda weird and doesn't help at all. But trying to ice skate uphill always makes me laugh when I re-watch it.

[@pdogcentra8648]

Raja Thyagaraj What We Do In The Shadows

[@CigaretteCrayon]

"Some people are always trying to ice skate uphill." That horrible one-liner is the only thing I really remember about this film that made vampires lame long before Twilight ever came out.

[@futurafrlx8874]

I agree. It's not a good movie, but it is very enjoyable to watch especially because of all that 90s cheese.

[@smbu]

Whistler becoming a vampire "cured" his cancer and allowed him to be in Blade 2. Or maybe they were just trying to say that Whistler would be out in Blade 1 no matter (death by vampire or cancer).

[@carlosvelasquez8710]

Sure, it doesn't add much, but the random nonsense lines can be kinda funny in that fun-bad way. (Whistler got the results of the test back. He definitely has breast cancer).

[@closedmouth]

i kinda like how the CGI looks. It's dated in the same way harryhausen's stop-motion is. Not that it's that good, but it has that same charming jankiness to it that most dated CGI lacks

[@NealX]

Jay, The Matrix has aged JUST FINE, thank you very much.

[@MegaZeta]

Ok

[@smbu]

Yup, it has aged well. I thought it was great when I saw it in theaters in '99 and I still think it's great!

[@Davidsworldtravels]

The story and effects are all time classic. But nobody could dress anything close to that nowadays without looking ridiculous.

[@oliverfletcher1939]

I beg to differ

[@mrbee4life182]

The Matrix was and still is awesome

[@itziksamuha330]

Some aspects of this movie are outdated, like the special effects and overall style. But I think the techno soundtrack for the action scenes is one of the most underrated things ever and I wish they used more music like that in action movies. It actually elevates a scene to a whole new level.

[@liquorgunsandrhetoric]

There's only ever gonna be one Blade.

[@Rebazar]

Whatever else you say about this movie, that intro is still the hypest shit of all time.

[@SaladofStones]

I liked Blade, it got me into Vampire the Masquerade since my dad had the GURPS rulesets. I really liked it, personally.

[@kyrridas1573]

"everybody forgot about it. nobody talks about blade ever" i need to start hanging out with you guys, if you dont know anybody that talks about blade.

[@Jepze158]

Where do you fucking live? Nobody where i live remembers blade

[@everettvonscott]

+Jepze Your fault for living in a hole. Blade is great and a lot of people know this.

[@johnsmith-mv8hq]

Don't be mad at Jepze. He's clearly in an area experiencing the Mandela Effect.

[@Jepze158]

+everett von scott I live in country so i guess that is true

[@Jepze158]

+Madklok Well you have to hide your powerlevel, man.

[@terynmidzain7089]

Wesley Snipes/Blade doesn’t get nearly enough credit it deserves for being a pioneer to both Marvel and the superhero movie genre in general. It’s so awful that it doesn’t get the love it deserves . Also, I always felt that the last line was about how some people are always fighting the natural order of things in circumstances where they shouldn’t belong. It’s so cheesy, but I absolutely love that final kill line haha

[@Ghost-rb5tg]

Jay not liking the special effects in Blade makes me feel like I've entered a Mandela offshoot universe.

[@mortified_penguin2355]

Just throwing out there, three years later, that Stephen Dorff was in Season 3 of True Detective and absolutely killed it in his role. He's legitimately a great actor.

[@remusorchora2827]

3 years later? You mean 3 decades later? Blade is old. Stephen is in the movie felon. Watch that one

[@TequilaToothpick]

That was a long three years...

[@PoletBally]

ACTUALLY...............*clears throat*............... Spawn from 1997 that you didn't mention was the first modern superhero comic book movie AND it had a black superhero character. Just so you know. *adjusts extra thick glasses with tape in the middle and feels super smart*

[@PaulWrightDirector]

We don't talk about Spawn. Ever.

[@PaulWrightDirector]

Do we? I've never met you! was I drunk?

[@PaulWrightDirector]

Ah, I do that sober. I don't know which is which any more.

[@PaulWrightDirector]

No.

[@foxybingo1112]

Peter Loew Spawn was terrible though

[@embir82]

In my opinion Blade gets even better with age. It is great movie, ahead of its time and as reviewers noticed - really influential.

[@shadow_force]

The 90s aged really well, compared to the hellscape we live in now. Techno is still big and so is sword fighting.

[@201_Gaming]

Gotta disagree with you guys. This movie is so cool and deservedly confident in itself, with a lead that nails the character and is interesting to watch, it shits on all this new, safe Marvel garbage from such a great height.

[@MegaZeta]

It's just a better movie than you might think it would be, there's a lot of dumb and bad stuff in it too, chill out

[@eponaalbion]

It sux dude, it just doesnt hold up well at all, Marvel isnt 'safe' at all, it just doesnt need a cheap R rating to create stories of worth ;)

[@dragomcroy3072]

And Blade is gonna be part of the mainstream now. Strange.

[@thecraplordsell4575]

Loki Heimdallr how exactly does it suck??? It’s a pretty solid action film.

[@williamcronshaw5262]

Wesley Snipes as Blade elevates it, without that it would probably be a pretty terrible movie.

[@SuperArppis]

Blade is one of my favorite comic book movies with Dredd, Captain America: Winter soldier and V for Vendetta.

[@fiveways]

There is also the Crow but most people forget it is based on a comic book.

[@WildBluntHickok]

And The Mask. Still wish they hadn't waited 15 years to do a sequel because they were hoping Jim Carrey would come back. In the comic everyone who is the main character dies at the beginning of the next storyline. The only reoccuring characters are the cop and the mask itself (Loki).

[@jed_the_artist]

does him having cancer even need to be a plot thing though? can he not just have cancer? is it not cool that a character just has a major disease and it doesn't come into the plot at all, it just shows one of his weaknesses as a human and makes him more real of a character

[@roostuidos]

+Hurbs Buckooglberb I don't love Johnny.

[@ASHtheSLUGCAT]

I think the point they're making is it's kind of weird to introduce that he has cancer and is dying only for that not to be relevant at all. It would've been interesting if he deliberately became a vampire to over come his "weaknesses" as a human.

[@jed_the_artist]

@@ASHtheSLUGCAT yeah in the 5 years since I made this comment I’ve understood more what they meant hahah

[@brianmarini1888]

This makes me want to see Wesley Snipes' grand return to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, complete with a 4th-wall breaking reference to being imprisoned somewhere for 20 years. brb, off to watch his new Western...

[@SatoshiKong]

Brian Marini The IRS are the biggest bloodsuckers of all.

[@go_rilla262]

I think that would make a great dead pool movie

[@SageRuffin]

This wqs brought up in Expendables 3 actually. Direct call out and everything.

[@liquorgunsandrhetoric]

You're never gonna believe what happens in Deadpool and Wolverine

[@mikebliss3153]

I can't believe this comment was written SEVEN years ago.

[@indecay8756]

"Techno bad" -literally Moby

[@HeyCupertino]

In Decay? More like Into Gay!

[@indecay8756]

A F T R T H A T? More like H O M O S E X U A L! amirite fellas?

[@HeyCupertino]

@@indecay8756 You sed it, brother!

[@ArkaynAdrian]

Up vote for Darkman Re:view.

[@archfiendbaramos]

You guys aren't accurate in describing Blade's influence on films. It influenced movies like the Underworld series, Daylight, Priest, Ultraviolet, Daywatch, Night watch, etc. Not the superhero film genre. Just because a movie features a superhero doesn't mean people perceive it that way. This set off a chain of vampire action films in a way that John Carpenter's Vampires or From Dusk 'Til Dawn never did. In fact it may also have influenced the Matrix. But it really has nothing to do with influencing the superhero films. That was, indeed, X-Men. Sam Raimi's Spider-Man films, the Fantastic Four films, Daredevil, Elektra, Catwoman, Batman Begins, etc. all comes from X-Men, not Blade.

[@JakPaybak]

You might include the Resident Evil franchise as well. Swap super zombies for vampires.

[@BlueMaxx86]

Completely disagree. Blade was a catalyst for the next and most prominent wave of comic book films. People'd argue Burton's Batman, but it really was Blade. Batman & Robin, and Forever before it, quelling superheroes as popular and marketable. Which honestly was the Batman series during 90s. There's some one offs here and there, but still, they weren't that prevalent. Marvel was planning on doing Spider-Man and X-Men in the 90s, but it kept getting reshuffled or put in development hell. Blade showed studios and Marvel that a lesser-known could do well, so it was like studios asked what else they had and Marvel handed over top tier with glee. THEN, X-Men and Spider-Man happened and every studio was buying up comic book properties in a tidal wave of trend. Blade is an important comic book movie. (Ironically, people didn't originally know it was a Marvel character, let alone a comic book character.) I suppose Blade and its sequels influenced more and more vampire stuff, but so did Anne Rice adaptations, with Interview with the Vampire and Queen of the Damned.

[@litovietbui]

I remember when this movie came out, it wasn't marketed as a superhero movie and hardly anyone knew this was based on a comicbook character. Hell, people didn't even recognize the Marvel logo at the beginning of the movie. For a lot of movie goers it may have been their first time seeing the logo and probably didn't bat an eyelash since it was the first movie that wasn't some direct to VHS garbage. He barely had a run of popular comics at the time (if any at all) and still doesn't. Blade was so obscure that the movie pretty much had free rein to do whatever to the character.

[@BlueMaxx86]

litovietbui Right. It actually influenced the comic book Blade it was so good. Originally Eric wasn't a half-vampire. He was just a vampire slayer with immunity from a vampire's bite (he couldn't be turned) bc of his mother being bitten while pregnant having an adverse effect on him. Mutating him. So the comic's literally evolved the character more to match the popular interpretation of him being a daywalking dhampir.

[@wiseking856]

Creators even admitted going forward based on Blades's success... They said it! So fact. No Blade, no X-Men, no Marvel Studios (as they are now).

[@cobracommander8133]

"Some Mofos are always trying to ice skate uphill" Basically means "some people are always doing dumb sh!t" Or "Some people are always behaving in ways that make no sense." That line has always made sense to me, and Snipes delivery of that line sold it perfectly.

[@wiredtardis]

Between their take on Blade and Mad Max 2: Road Warrior, I think RLM do have some modern biases at just weird times. Personally, I'd take Blade over half of the MCU, especially Black Panther.

[@stellviahohenheim]

Half? I'd say 3 tops

[@pureevil9496]

@@stellviahohenheim I'd take Blade over everything but the first Iron Man, the Guardians trilogy, and Deadpool & Wolverine. Everything else can be forgotten.

[@rlowry4481]

Can you guys review Reign of Fire or Event Horizon, they're both shlock but stand the test of time real well compared to what's been coming out these days. At least they have some heart, and balls, big beefy balls.

[@Ashen.Elixer]

How DARE you refer to the glorious nightmare fuel that is Event Horizon schlock!? I mean, it is, but that's just rude. I watched that for the first time in my 20s, and still woke up from a very confusing horror dream afterwards

[@killergoose7643]

They should do Event Horizon but on Best of the Worst

[@davistoa]

@I Wanna Die Movie Night Beat me to it.

[@Redbob86]

I saw this movie in theaters when I was 13 years old and I LOVED it. It started a trend of me loving the idea of being some kind of monster-hunter or demon-slayer based on average to bad late 90's to early 2000's movies. Blade, Van Helsing, the Angel TV series, etc.

[@dr.jackshephard4733]

Don't forget Spawn [1997]

[@kalebwebb6223]

Or Steel starring Shaq

[@nycheeseburger1011]

Now that they brought up Blankman they need to do a re-view of it.

[@wiseking856]

Fun fact: At the time I recommended Spawn to my brother and he recommended The Matrix....... Soooo............... yeah......

[@philthethriller]

oddly enough, the special effects in Spawn were ahead of its time, in fact they hold up well even today. But the "hell" CGI shit was fucking terrible. His costume effects were amazing.

[@machetesaint2355]

The Rocketeer

[@EarJuice]

I still think the Blade movies are some of the best comic book movies. I think it's due to the simple plot and the fact that there is no Natalie Portman character to fuck it. Same reason why I love Dredd. I like bad movies and 90s cringe as well. Let's see if another Spider man reboot will learn or if we have to sit through Uncle Ben dying again.

[@Snyperwolf91]

Well uncle ben is the equivalent of kenny in southpark. He always dies in different ways and instead being sad and down , its becoming laughable that every iteration of uncle ben ends with death .

[@Blunderbuss09]

I love this film because that scene where blood sprays from the ceiling in the vampire rave is just the perfect sweet spot of being really fucking awesome and absolutely absurd. It's one of my favorite movie scenes.

[@dudleyisasillyname37]

It always amazes me how no one remembers that Men In Black is based off a Marvel comic even though it says that in the opening scene.

[@NicosMind]

I havent forgotten about Blade. That movie was fucking awesome!!!

[@alwindsor7299]

re:View Galaxy Quest pleeeeease

[@theodoremitromaras8135]

Why, so they can shit on a perfectly good movie?

[@AuspexAO]

Auspex from the future here. When Blade showed up on screen in Deadpool and Wolverine, the entire packed theater cheered like they just saw the Death Star blow up in 1978, lol. I don't think Blade is as underloved or remembered as people think. It was cool then, and it's cool now.

[@CowboyKing]

word

[@Tvalfager]

I was about ot write that Jay and jack look really healthy now but then I noticed this video is 7 years old

[@lluewhyn]

"Him having cancer makes no sense". It was just foreshadowing for The Room.

[@PFSVenom]

Loved the Rich Evans cameo at 11:51

[@foryou2be]

love you man :D :D :D

[@troythormond9719]

I can't wait for the Blade re-make starring an all-white cast! Nothin' wrong with that!

[@troythormond9719]

JonTron Hey, you're right. There's hope yet.

[@buckweevil]

Isn't Bane white in the comics? Pink skin, brown hair. If I remember correctly, his original design in the Animated Series looked much more Hispanic, though.

[@kantorekdunham6904]

+Leee if race doesn't matter for characterisation why should it matter if he is black? Hollywood is trying to get away from white as the norm for everything. Not every character who is black has to have their story be about them being black.

[@troythormond9719]

chaz Davis It wasn't a joke. Equilibrium is the closest thing we've got so far.

[@wiseking856]

Nope. Also Gods of Egypt.

[@wanderinghistorian]

I love Blade and I don't care who knows. Also, "Wesley Snipes rips out a man's throat and throws it at another guy. You're not gonna see that in Ant Man!"

[@NotreDameSentiento]

I love that all their comments about 90’s coolness just reverted again. It’s the 20-30 year cycle people!! Techno and 90s chic is the hypest it’s ever been.

[@donnellebrooks]

I've always loved Blade, I didn't even know that it was a comic though.

[@MegaZeta]

Not a big deal that you didn't know Blade was from comics... the movie used the comic book character as a jumping-off point but had very little in common with it otherwise. The character's look, his abilities, his friends and his world were all invented fresh for the movie. A lot of kids back then didn't realize it, though, because they pre-debuted the movie version of Blade on the _Spider-Man_ cartoon show on Fox beforehand.

[@MegaZeta]

@@l34CoNCreepy Yeah, the movie's version of Blade, as well as David Goyer's original character Whistler who was invented for the movie, debuted on the _Spider-Man_ cartoon show on Fox. At the time, Marvel's TV and movie liaison division were one and the same. The movie came out years after the TV appearance, though, because New Line Cinema kept demanding changes and made production a nightmare.

[@ianthorpe1925]

A few years back, studio Madhouse released an anime series of this Marvel property.... It's actually pretty good. I think Blade is great. This is one of the few time that I COMPLETELY disagree with RLM.

[@WildBluntHickok]

The original Blade was from the 70s Dracula comic. They were sick of using enemies of Dracula people already knew like Van Helsing so they invented a new one.

[@JamesKlemm87]

Most people didn't know at the time and it really is a vampire film more than a comic book movie.

[@taylors-fm3dq]

No one ever brings up The Rocketeer when talking about superheroes movies...

[@allluckyseven]

They should re:View that movie.

[@taylors-fm3dq]

+MrBing 90 No I'm well aware of how much they've talked about it. I meant more generally, people never seem to bring it up.

[@taylors-fm3dq]

+allluckyseven I'd love that, but they already like 10 mins about it on Half in the Bag. So it's unlikely they will

[@kronos6948]

No one ever goes back to the 1960's (or even the 1950's short films) Batman. Comic book movies have been a thing since comic books it seems.

[@kronos6948]

***** I guess you totally missed my point. Everyone tries to one up someone with "Everyone forgot (insert name here)". So, I took it further. No one would say the 1950's film Batman franchise started comic book movies. But I guess that wasn't clear enough for you.

[@0ooTheMAXXoo0]

No one has forgotten about Blade... It comes up almost monthly in one way or another...

[@dvdv7777]

Meteor Man is vastly underrated IMO. It has hilarious moments, like the one where the protagonist accidentally grabs this fashion book, absorbs its contents, drops it at the antagonist, who also absorbs the knowledge, and both of them then proceed to "battle" by doing catwalks.. Also, they are full of crap. Blade is a classic, and did not age poorly at all. Way to miss the mark, guys.

[@jim405]

Ah Meteor Man such a good popcorn movie! Who could forget the drive by scene. And such great performances by legendary actors Don Cheadle, Deebo, James Earl Jones, Chris Tucker (uncredited: mall announcer), and America’s Dad himself Bill Cosby who saves the day with his magical fingers.

[@felicityc]

Blade was one of those early movies I saw on a CRT TV as a kid that made me LOVE wild action movies like this, and then the Matrix of course sealed the deal. I loved it, I didn't realize everyone forgot about it. Every time I write about something with swordfights Blade has some influence. Especially the whole concept of "x type of creature that hunts similar creatures because he's the good guy" really got to me.

[@valeriy1987]

I'll take "cheesy" Blade over the "so epic" Superhero Movies of 2010 any day, as well as "lame" 90s Techno over whatever pop-autotune-trash is popular right now

[@aerthreepwood8021]

I've never seen anybody that seems more like they huff their own farts than you. Good job.

[@ARMTOAST]

@@aerthreepwood8021 there's nothing wrong with huffing your own farts. don't lump us fart-huffers in with this dipwad

[@Liam-vu7wo]

Lmao did you listen to 3 songs off the radio and decide all modern songs are trash

[@DarkdevilKnight0]

Dude I rewatched Blade recently and it reminded me how much I appreciated the movie.

[@FanboyFilms]

Dudes, I never stopped talking about Blade. Blade was pretty dope and I can see how it hasn't aged well, but it's still cooler than half the stuff coming out. I think "Smack My Bitch Up" was the most dated reference you made in this video, that's something that no one talks about anymore. But Blade paved the way for X-Men, and that paved the way for Spider-Man which was so successful that superhero movies started to be taken seriously. That paved the way for Iron Man and the MCU. Also, it fell into that trap of the third movie being crap. Blade Trinity, X-Men The Last Stand, and Spider-Man 3 all sucked, mostly because I think they were at the end of a 3 picture deal and instead of keeping it simple as you say, they tried to jam in every idea they ever had into that last movie and it got way too bloated.

[@EnterReality]

What about a re:View of "The Crow"? After more then 20 years still holds up very well

[@JamesKlemm87]

Here is the re:View: "The movie was nothing special. The effects haven't aged well. The script is a mess because Brandon Lee tragically died during filming which is the only reason anyone remembers it and the only impression is made on society was to inspire a wrestler that's more popular than the movie to rip off the look....okay bye"

[@enders1972]

My favorite R rated 90s comic book movie was The Crow. I still play the soundtrack when I am feeling nostalgic.

[@giovannisynthesis]

I love the cgi on Blade. It just works. Also the track in the library scene is mesmerizing.

[@novarat4089]

I watched this for the first time last week, and as someone who grew up in the late 90s early 2000s listening to techno and watching The Matrix I fucking loved it. Some pieces of the OST are now in my regular listening rotation

[@spartacus778]

No Rich Evans, no sale. These are my terms.

[@victorhernandez9317]

Love Rich Evans. I think it is a good thing to hear different voices once and awhile. The guys that run RLM know what they're doing.

[@Georgie_B_]

The Phantom gets mentioned. 'One of my favourites.' WHAT A HERO!!!

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

"I'm going to assume that that was a Wesley Snipes line?" "Actually, it's not. That's something that Snipes just randomly said in a meeting." "It did come from Wesley Snipes then." "Yeah." What an unintentionally absurd dialogue. Love it. 😆

[@amiedoll60]

I love Blade, it's one of my favorite old series to binge.

[@CROSSFADEEDAFE]

Did they just say that The Matrix has aged badly is no longer cool? Hrhrmrhrrmrhmrrjhrhrrmrrrmrmrmmmmm..........................

[@TheCerealHobbyist]

Watching in 2024 after seeing Deadpool and Wolverine. Once again RLM sees the future.

[@SeventeenSeventySix]

I returned to this historic review and hope the new Blade is dead like Wesley said. Unless he plays Blade.

[@bushwhacker2k]

Actually just watched Blade a few months ago. Definitely silly in some parts but still a really fun movie.

[@topy706]

i only remember that intro, my grandma didn't let me watch it so i only could watch the intro before she would find out

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

"as soon as the song that kinda sounds like 'Smack My Bitch Up' starts playing" best / most accurate phrasing ever

[@zenmastakilla]

Jennifer Lawrence really isn't that hot though, lel

[@LuisSanchez-hh2rw]

She is a human potatoe, she is not

[@dacooten1373]

No ass.

[@zenmastakilla]

King Steve I don't get comments like this. Like really, are you THAT fascinated with the woman that you feel like you have to defend her at any given opportunity?

[@Puphandleslam]

Well, we've all seen her cooch, and it ain't pretty. There's no....mystique to it anymore.

[@averageo2343]

I remember that (i was the girl she raped and killed btw)

[@mattomoros]

Turn on CC during Blade's final line.

[@squash9425]

Whats so weird about that? You're telling me you don't ice skate on oatmeal?

[@JamesKlemm87]

@@squash9425 I mean, the line doesn't lose any meaning no matter which version you go with.

[@JamesW6179]

Death Machine was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Brad Dourif is so over the top and nuts, it's hilarious.

[@DoctorJammer]

People talk about Blade. It's more remembered than most of the movies they talk about.

[@Ohfishyfishyfish]

Always impressed with Jay's obscure film knowledge.

[@JimSelfisHere]

You gotta give the CG in this movie a pass. This was back when video games were just starting to use 3D graphics instead of sprites.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Oh god I remember when video game graphics regressed by 10 years just because "they're polygons". They were a steaming pile of shit is what they were. Virtua Fighter 1 in the arcades was the start of it. Then Playstation 1 with its garbage graphics.

[@JimSelfisHere]

@@WildBluntHickok I tried playing Ocarina of Time a few years ago and it's darn near unplayable with its fat polygons and checkerboard textures.

[@dinis037]

New Order - Confusion (Pump Panel Reconstruction Mix)

[@1997residente]

Stephen Norrington end up directing League of extraordinaire gentleman...and david goyer end up writing Batman v superman. What a sad fate.

[@richardgaynor2659]

"There's a couple of scenes missing like how the blood doctor made the cure so fast and how the bad guys found Blade's hideout" very next breath " It's a bit long at 2hrs" Jay is the kind of guy who tells the grocery bagger to put everything in one bag, but he doesn't want the bag to be heavy

[@THEEEYeti]

Goyer's right about structure. Blade has excellent structure. Its one of the few action horror films that works imo

[@karljemarks]

The effects are fine. If you could suspend your disbelief with early 3D games, you can do it here.

[@xbox720ify]

Oh it's the other guy

[@wanderingrandomer]

and the OTHER other guy

[@admiralpiett7611]

When people tune in to re:View they wanna see Mike Stoklasa and the other guy. They don't wanna see the other guy and an other other guy.

[@Requiemrexx]

+Emperor Palpatine I like Jack :(

[@allluckyseven]

He has a name and his name is Jake!

[@SonnyViceR]

No it's not, it's Jack & Jay

[@weeziepuff13]

"Some motherf**kers are always trying to ice-skate uphill" is one of the best enemy dispatching quips ever. I use it at company meetings all the time! If you guys don't know what it means then maybe you're going uphill! :)

[@bentonrp]

Jay says there seems to be cool things that aged well from every generation except the 90's. Oh, Jay. Don't you remember growing up in the 90's, uttering in your most grossed out voice, "Ew, 80's special effects! It looks so 80's! The 80's styles were the worst. Why were the 80's so bad??" I do. I also remember in the 90's how envious we were of people who grew up in the 60's, the way people wish they grew up in the 80's today. That's because when a time passes the three decade mark, it becomes a classic. Wait until the mid 2020's, and people will get a gleam in their eye when someone plays that good old fashioned techno. See their hearts just melt away from the memories...

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I miss the late 90's - early 00's Edgelord phase.

[@Snyperwolf91]

Even if it has its fair share of cringe , it still has its awesome stuff .

[@lexman7179]

I remember in the 00's when we ripped on how uncool the 80's were. Give it another ten years and the 90's will be cool and the 00's will be the lame decade.

[@arcadeperfectreviews2653]

I guess they've never seen the Netflix shows. Those are gritty as hell.

[@xxczerxx]

The Flash, Jessica Jones and Daredevil are all shit

[@arcadeperfectreviews2653]

I forgot that RLMs comment section is full of human garbage. I gotta stop commenting.

[@kevinbeacon8106]

+David Garcia So that makes you human garbage in your own eyes...

[@Gyork_]

IF I say my bag of doritos is full of ants does that mean there are only ants in there?

[@MrJibsIV]

I bought doughnuts one night, and was looking forward to eating them in the morning. When I woke up the bag was completely swarmed with ants, and I had to throw them away.

[@dizzle522]

You are the FIRST people I've heard relate The Matrix coming out the year LATER!!! THANK YOU!!!

[@TheMattizAlizard]

Jay: "Some things are hard but people try to do them" That was amazing :D

[@wyattrussell7496]

The MCU should do a Morbius movie and make the villain the hero while simultaneously introducing ghost rider, blade and punisher trying to stop him.