It’s not a Blarg reaction video without a few seconds of wide Blarg to start off the funny moment
@theangryotaku336110 ай бұрын
and out of frame/very off center
@JaredR199610 ай бұрын
@@theangryotaku3361 yes this true. It’s all very important to video
@ExpandDong42010 ай бұрын
And we even got tall blarge
@gamingnoobs298910 ай бұрын
Skinny blarg go crazy
@Yamayaryous10 ай бұрын
You mean a minute 40 of wide cam...
@jancekal136010 ай бұрын
long blarg is actually something i will see in my nightmares
@Kentuckydude77510 ай бұрын
Long blarg is just suda
@yurxalot171510 ай бұрын
Nice pfp 👍
@rTyphon4 ай бұрын
Like the Cephalon????@@Kentuckydude775
@thatonefriend183410 ай бұрын
Damn Ethan cared about it so much he broke the sound barrier for a single frame
@Carson09910 ай бұрын
Blurge never fails to fill me with funny
@Ninfranko10 ай бұрын
I love it when he makes me thirst for his yummy content
@jackramirez73010 ай бұрын
I am absolutely proud of our almost trillion dollar defense budget. If it's any one I want protecting me, it's the man who has the bravery to walk out into the barracks with a maid outfit knowing there's superiors around. :)
@broodaiamdewey62210 ай бұрын
My bay-mate walked out half naked in front of the squadron with his fishflop shower shoes. God bless America.
@skinnypeen78010 ай бұрын
Lmao he said “we” 😂
@Josephsurvivor10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the average US soldier makes less than 50k a year. But stupidity among the troops is rampant, especially the crayon eaters, lol (4:58)
@nicolasreveco374810 ай бұрын
blarg be looking like an analog horror jumpscare
@cj42610 ай бұрын
Blarg there are now many places in the US where you are asked to tip without a server or anything like that. So you have to say no tip right in front of the cashier who is staring into your soul.
@loganseibel272510 ай бұрын
Such as subway.
@cj42610 ай бұрын
@@loganseibel2725 it upsets me most at the local chinese place. Some teenage girl just stands there staring at me while i pay for food thats already like $5 more than it was a year ago, like shes expecting me to tip.
@Neo_Sprout10 ай бұрын
Some self checkouts ask for tips now.
@barrothontherocks332510 ай бұрын
@@Neo_Sprout gonna be hit with toilets in public bathrooms asking for tips soon
@Tvxgo-364210 ай бұрын
9:00 in australia we dont have a tip option
@SilverGl1tCH10 ай бұрын
I was in pure terror at the start
@cererra68210 ай бұрын
Blarg not understanding the oppresser mk 2 meme is hilarious
@jakescott530210 ай бұрын
9:16 that is the problem... You go to McDonald's and they ask if you want to leave a 15%, 20%, 25%, or 0% tip for the person who hit two buttons so you can get a Big Mac. Like nah you ain't getting a tip you didn't do anything for me you ain't a server you work at McDonald's as a cashier bruh
@flymoolahman276310 ай бұрын
4:21 I love this friend group. They keep it real sometimes
@thegameknight590610 ай бұрын
I don’t know why that intro tickled me so much but I now want more thin blarg.
@JONES300offi10 ай бұрын
6:38 I don't think blarg has played basic gta online in a minute. He's gonna see that thing irl and go "wait a damn minute".
@Neptune_slayer4210 ай бұрын
6:02 bruh the gags
@XD-4206910 ай бұрын
8:23 What's really wild is that even at a young age, men yearn for war and glory. 8:56 While in California, I went to this seafood place in SB where you order at the register and sit yourself. I hit no tip and the dude got pissed! "I'm not tipping you. I'll tip whoever brings me my food. Fuck off." For years I've always tried to tip at least $5 for myself even if what I got was only $10 but in the last year or 2 restaurant workers have caused me to not gou out anymore and I'm kinda glad bc I save so much money cooking my own food
@theyinyang110310 ай бұрын
Long Blarg scary. Need comforting wide Blarg.
@ambientskai10 ай бұрын
Shit take. 9:03 Heres a better one: Don't tip at all unless you feel the serving staff deserves a little extra on the TOP Break the fucking cycle of "The customer should pay the serving staff's wages instead of the place that hires them" We can manage it in England, wtf goin on elsewhere
@DragonScales30810 ай бұрын
Damn Blarg, I was drinking water and heard, " I'mma pull my wiener out," and almost spat that shit all on my phone
@kajj638810 ай бұрын
Matt RPing as an American defending tipping a fuckin barista You poured coffee into a cup and turned the iPad around. I'm not giving you one cent more than I owe for the coffee
@thegamingwitch10 ай бұрын
I think Blarg needs to make a replay video of just him wide and thin at the end of the year
@justinchapman570710 ай бұрын
I will always tip a waiter without issue. But I refuse to tip somebody whose job is to put a cup under a coffee nozzle and add steamed milk to it. They have the easiest job in the world and assume I have a responsibility to pay them more money on top of their wage while also putting up with a shit attitude and the wrong drink? Nope. I work too damn hard for that nonsense
@Mr.Unimpotant10 ай бұрын
The guy looked at me funny when i pressed 0% at Domino's like i got pickup to avoid the need to tip
@raphaeldagamer10 ай бұрын
Thin Blarg got that E.T. phone home
@divineterabyte518110 ай бұрын
Always refuse to tip by never paying an establishment that refuses to pay its workers the bare minimum and hauls the expense on yourself, its that simple
@nolanmcintire8315 ай бұрын
Only applies to big chain restaurants a lot of m+p owned restaurants operate on a razors edge even with the reduced pay
@Chris-ok4zo10 ай бұрын
Blarg in the intro looks like something out of the Mandela Catalogue.
@crunglemcbungley10 ай бұрын
Narrow Blarg looks like an Oblivion NPC that got the bad end of development time
@Voidrad10 ай бұрын
After 50 years Blarg actually reacted to a meme compilation that's funny.
@AidenfroZz10 ай бұрын
As a European, the tipping system don't make no sense
@jameshass446710 ай бұрын
When is he uploading on his blarg TV account again ?
@Phil_McCrackenツ10 ай бұрын
Someone killed Mr.BlargTV. My higher ups have told me to say that Mr.Blarg and Mr.BlargLive have no connection to this murder.
@nathanfilby868310 ай бұрын
@@Phil_McCrackenツI’m glad it wasn’t Blarg, but could it possibly be….Blarg?
@DrewWithTheCrew10 ай бұрын
9:00 if you cant pay your employees to work you probably shouldnt sell food
Homie got those rich people problem I ain’t tipping jack
@spenceroneil474710 ай бұрын
2:26 those frogs are strapped and ready for war lol
@Brex1010 ай бұрын
9:13 WOAH WAOH WAOH, NO, the rule for GOOD service has always been 10% I always tip at least a dollar, 10% for good service. 0% for bad service. I've Worked a job where my pay was based on tips and I stand by that, I never got angry at customers for not tipping unless it was a big order or they put us through he'll by being picky and we did everything in our power to rectify it. That's the only times I got angry at people for not tipping But tiping in general is dumb and the laws around it need to be changed, Tips should ALWAYS be in addition to at least being paid minimum wage, getting paid tips should not be an excuse for an employer to pay less than minimum wage. And the employer does not get a cut of the tips.
@clarkenelson305910 ай бұрын
6:00 I did this one year and found a $100 bill that had just been chilling in my coat. That was a GREAT day
@cookiethief11410 ай бұрын
You're not ugly Mr blarg, you're beautiful. We love you
@SirDubstep10 ай бұрын
damn, blarg got the Two Fingers from Elden ring
@gameasaurusrex521710 ай бұрын
Knowing blarg, he was not joking about leaking our ip addresses
@aviator771610 ай бұрын
1:05 relax, thin blarg can't hurt you he doesn't exist
@xanderpascua200510 ай бұрын
8:10 you know damn well they left him with one other guy to clean that shit up
@Mr.M344710 ай бұрын
Blarg should just make a drunk video of himself playing with his camera face changing thing I forget the word
@Nate2002GameZ10 ай бұрын
"It stills feels so wide". That's what he said.
@dgorms325510 ай бұрын
6:40 The vehicle that single handedly destroyed GTA 5 multiplayer
@GHXST_YT.10 ай бұрын
The Start Has Gotta Be The Funniest Thing Of This Video!😂
@SdKfz-gq8bh10 ай бұрын
vertically streched blarg scares me
@OohaBooga-d4g10 ай бұрын
Bro 6:20 absolutely killed me I almost passed out😂😂😂😂 much love from Canada man whoever u be❤
@dumpsterfiregames471010 ай бұрын
the only thing i hate about these videos is how fast they finish. And in reference from when Andy died on the speedrun attempt, in the wise words of michael scott; "That's what she said."
@ThatOneAmerican_2216 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact blarg has a scar hidden behind them frogs
@collinplaysanything437610 ай бұрын
Absolutely loving the thin Matt content ❤
@allontarkkus190610 ай бұрын
"Long Blarg isn't real, long Blarg can't hurt you." Long Blarg: 0:19
@capylego10 ай бұрын
blargs intros are always the best
@allenrhoepueblo306010 ай бұрын
Thin Blarg looks like that alternate from Mandela Catalogue.
@devinkrum376810 ай бұрын
@5:11 5.56 through your kids brain is the best quote this year
@codenamecodesgames908610 ай бұрын
I am not tipping for someone to click 5 buttons then hand me a coffee but I don’t buy coffee anyways just make it at home
@ifyouwantedhonesty585110 ай бұрын
you didnt have to do rami malek like that 😂
@LoopusFloopus10 ай бұрын
Thin blarg scares me
@TrishG080110 ай бұрын
Skinny blarg's eyes looked like goob from Meet the Robinsons😭
@tab_hay4310 ай бұрын
I didn't know Mr.PoolyButthole can shapeshift into Matt
@skippyshadow755110 ай бұрын
Love the SCAR CQC out back
@BillHasArrived10 ай бұрын
Thin blarg is something else man 😂😂
@seanrobesky321310 ай бұрын
barracks life is something you have to experience for yourself, all around its just wild
@trevvo905510 ай бұрын
Bro hit the Stewie Griffin talkin’ bout corporal catgirl
@flymoolahman276310 ай бұрын
The mony printer channel ayyyy. You are so blessed Blarg haha
@grainnmertens10 ай бұрын
I had multiple lego city builds. After i was done building it all, making it look all nice and pretty. I just went "woops zombie apocalypse" and went on an epic imaginary adventure every single day, where everyone WILL DIE except my favourite lego character. Oh and all those cool and pretty lego city builds are destroyed. When the campaign is finished, i just rebuild everythign and start another campaign lol
@insanergamer10 ай бұрын
Love the stretch-squish-stretch cam
@undeadmagic215210 ай бұрын
Blarg should really watch The Button now that would be amazing
@tetocon10 ай бұрын
TIPPING IS OPTIONAL. I find the tipping culture in the US and Canada being so out of hand
@ryhs010 ай бұрын
tipping culture serves no one but the employer, the employee would be better off with a stable paycheck and the customer would be happier not being pressured into giving servers money out of guilt, its so dumb
@Vindictator197210 ай бұрын
Board talking about that maid soldier shows just how little he knows about the Military industrial complex. The money goes to Lockheed and other companies that make X product, and they hold politicians at gunpoint and blackmail them in keeping the contract going because if the company stops making what ever it is, A LOT of people lose jobs across the politicians voter base.
@JustAGoofyIssac10 ай бұрын
long blarg looks like a mandela catalogue intruder 💀
@KaiAkuma-ux8fy22 күн бұрын
I ordered my Blarg the long ways
@Switch4Hire10 ай бұрын
0:24 POV you just encountered my custom created character and they will not hesitate to commit a hatecrime on your ass:
@safebox3610 ай бұрын
"Never tip 0%." Jokes on you, we don't time 🇪🇺.
@andrewbennett204410 ай бұрын
Except for France
@Funnylegoguy10 ай бұрын
4:12 is the duality of man. Change my mind.
@jobri301110 ай бұрын
Pro tip: never tip
@jdleviathan63199 ай бұрын
4:18 I guess this is what all my friends are doing in the military lol
@WhiteboyDWill10 ай бұрын
I wasn’t looking at my phone when he said “booger diggers” and I almost spit my drink out cause I thought he said the gamer word🤣
@joeycampbell94010 ай бұрын
I remember when i was in drycleaning a woman left serving and started with us and she was shocked when the counter girl got the tip for the suit the new girl pressed. She was pissed a i just told her now you know how the cooks feel and why people don't like tipping.
@kyoswkyosw121610 ай бұрын
Good Blarg intro as always
@TheSecondBestOwen10 ай бұрын
Blarg never fails to touch me deeply 🤗
@itzachu941110 ай бұрын
Blarsh, you need to bring back 20 minutes reaction vid
@TheDayzTV3513 ай бұрын
Matt really hating on the Lower class
@Thomas_0410 ай бұрын
The tax dollars are going to defense just like Ballon towers defense 😂
@bipbop958210 ай бұрын
Thin blarg kinda looks like a bald wildcat
@alexm162510 ай бұрын
Blarg you are not at all ugly, and this is coming from someone who is actually ugly. Also best part of the video is always the hijinks before the memes, wouldn’t be a blarg meme reaction without blarg messing around with the camera or just in general being goofy and funnier then the memes themselves.
@muteknight00010 ай бұрын
Jesus christ blarg looks threatening
@Blank5560010 ай бұрын
I like how yellow= minion.
@insanityandinsomnia263210 ай бұрын
Skinny Blarg scares me
@dkover553810 ай бұрын
Eating during this was the worst desision ever
@haferrishaydenferris554910 ай бұрын
I think blarg is funnier when he talks more
@vladdydaddy51978 ай бұрын
Yes. I approve of my taxes going to that.
@smoove_10 ай бұрын
0:04 shut up, blarg. you a bad bitch and you know it
@justjessi60410 ай бұрын
Not me watching this at almost 2am cuz I took a nap today
@jimflint51610 ай бұрын
blarg those are canadian soldiers
@hungsowlow846610 ай бұрын
THIN BLARG GET OUT OF MY DREAMS
@ShadowBonGaming10 ай бұрын
YAY! MORE BLARG MOMENTS! I own 5 frogs btw
@YodaMan-42010 ай бұрын
6:01 its funny because he almost died.
@picklegamin4 ай бұрын
I do like that's how they spend my tax dollars
@spoo512210 ай бұрын
Tf we supposed to do since McDonald's asks for tips that they damn sure aren't getting?