The MOST DISTURBING Cards Against Humanity Video

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[@BlargMyShnoople]

plz subscribe or my family will starve.

[@Wake-up-filthy]

Ha losers

[@ericksanchez7787]

Already have

[@awren6337]

Already did

[@memelord6128]

Have been for 2 years my guy

[@bossbaby953]

well lebanese are starving so idk

[@chazzbilly1025]

Cards videos are: 30%: jokes 70%: “editor censor this”

[@imthatguy5878]

100% accurate

[@kameronfeliciano1991]

Blarg’s editors need a raise for mental scaring

[@Seba12322]

And more days off for therapy

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

*Scarring

[@immortalset6]

@@Mr.Finklebottom I’m sure he gets scared too lol

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

@@immortalset6 u right

[@Peku_G]

Agreed

[@ryantice1186]

“You have nineteen guitars but you tape your headphones together?” After having so many friends that are guitarists, Blarg, that’s honestly par for the course. Why buy something that is not a guitar, when they can buy ANOTHER guitar?

[@squibblez2517]

As someone who has fraying headphones and 7 guitars, I can very much confirm this.

[@NullFX]

6 guitars, multiple synths, a few drum machines and pair of headphones I've had since like 2014.

[@BTTRSWYT]

My roommate just dropped 1300 on a p bass so yeah believable

[@python2368]

The two greatest things on KZbin combined. Blarg and Cards Against Humanity videos. New comedic material inbound!

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear py

[@MrRight...]

@@AxxLAfriku fuckin weirdo.

[@lil_legalo5190]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

[@clown5725]

@@AxxLAfriku 🤡

[@sassycassie1282]

Blarg is definitely that dude at the bar that just knows how to entertain everyone.

[@yaboipktendo]

If Blarg was to Host a Party it would be the Bomb maybe Not literaly

[@gavipowner6720]

This title with these four... I’m scared but intrigued at the same time

[@andreastesterman4766]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editors who have to see and hear all this uncut footage???

[@Amateur_Ambiance]

Fr

[@ewartsmith7490]

How do I become an editor? My friend wants to know

[@vegas7662]

Soup is odd, he’s got a glock and confederate flag, but also lights candles like he is a 40 year old mom that drinks all the wine

[@chadgeary2653]

Ive got a springfield Sub compact, a gadsden flag, and own candles...

[@senounatsuru6453]

@@chadgeary2653 I've got a smith and wesson model 19, US flag, and candles.

[@vegas7662]

After reading these comments I’ve come to realize candles are badass

[@chadgeary2653]

@@vegas7662 they are. They can absolutely change the feeling of a room and depending on the scent can actually calm down a lot of disorders.

[@LordHoth_90]

@@chadgeary2653 if a disorder an be calmed by a candle is it really a disorder?

[@bonedusters5349]

There's something about Blarg's innocence with the cursed energy of the group that just makes me laugh.

[@xx_edgynickname_xx7659]

you think blarg is innocent?

[@eldritchdefender7785]

@@xx_edgynickname_xx7659 He fakes being innocent which adds to it.

[@oskar_2114]

10:26 just a friendly reminder "snippa" means vegaina in swedish.

[@LiminalRojo]

Blarg reminds me of that one kid in the group that just hangs around but makes funny jokes sometimes. Love the video's, thank you for putting smiles on our faces and giving us laughs 👍

[@Not_Your_Usual_Username]

FDA: “companies can allow for 6 insect legs in food product” Random company: “what if the bug IS the food” FDA: “that’s fine”

[@Horizon16]

*Cards Against Humanity exists* KZbinrs: Editors, please sensor that.

[@thetwitchywarlock]

11:48 oh my god, here's where John Pork started

[@yaboipktendo]

Note to the Editor: You're doing a super good Job doing this! Also, why isnt the Editor mentioned in the description?

[@blakerobb5614]

Editors typically aren’t mentioned in the descriptions

[@blakerobb5614]

Of any KZbinr honestly

[@WordsofHeresy]

Soup: why does the chicken look like a Grunge singer? My brain: here comes the roosterrrrrrrr!

[@WordsofHeresy]

@@onyxsylvian I'm not, the rock stations in my hometown just burned that chorus line into my mind lol

[@cloudy8317]

Now blarg can feed his kids that he forgot in his old house.

[@drawrkool]

Can confirm about the spider lollipops. I live in Arizona. The only difference is that it's normally bark scorpions.

[@kyleholguin0227]

or desert centipedes

[@tomasenriquez2388]

Thank you for always making me laugh when I feel down, you're truly a great content creator and honestly a funny person, thank you blarg for making us happy

[@slipperys0ap817]

listening to this at 1.75 speed makes me feel like you guys are microscopic and soups laugh is hilarious

[@bloodbound696]

11:44 This is what Wildcat from the Vanoss gaming group actually looks like...

[@jayyytoodrippp9909]

17:24 had me ROLLING bro Soup is a KING bro😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@Budder_Prin5e]

"Who is buying that quantity of spider lollipops?" "People that live in Arizona probably" You didn't have to call us out like that man 😂

[@kyleg-rover7707]

The cat named Snickles, was mine. Not even gonna try to lie about it lmao

[@wilsonhenderson8441]

Here before “hey Peter”

[@QuackyPoo]

you get a veterans discount if you can identify that jar at 6:38 even when its blurred

[@freyaschenberg1225]

i saw the outline of the brownish jar and then they said there was something inside and I've never had such intense war flashbacks

[@devinw2984]

Fun and disgusting fact I had a co worker tell me he took the bullet for a friend and when home with the lesser pretty of two girls and apparently she smelled like Mayo, upon questioning her about it she responded with she thought it would make eating the nether regions better. I never wanted to gag as hard as I did, 14:24 reminded me of this story

[@AWZOMEKILLA]

As someone who lives in Phoenix, Arizona I can guarantee that we do indeed order a lot of spider lollipops at once

[@liran03]

Bro predicted john pork💀

[@Darkoriax17]

12:15 As somebody who worked at a Red Lobster I can confirm they already get rowdy with each other in the tank so it did cross my mind to start betting for them. (Unfortunately my manager was behind me so that got put to bed immediately.😢)

[@mogwiawolf4354]

Loved the part at 5:12 I'm glad your the one that ended up saying it 😸 makes me laugh

[@prophethades3285]

17:48 “you better give me a down payment on this car or I’m using the detonator in my pocket”

[@eldritchdefender7785]

This isn't Cards Against Humanity. This is Pictures Against Humanity.

[@b1tchymitchy]

20:33 I mean, he is pretty dangerous when he's next to a swimming pool...

[@ComradeYosh.]

11:59 John Pork prophecy origins

[@PoJay420]

As someone who lives in AZ, I can confirm we have our own "candy salespeople" 🤣🤣 THOSE are the people buying the those scorpion and cockroach lollipops 🤣

[@juliafrancisca1576]

I love Matt's editor, i think they need a raise

[@ancientdwarf7009]

This combined with the podcast makes my week so much better

[@gmckinney9148]

Keep up the amazing content, Blarg!

[@Ermwhatthesigma-u7m]

3:18 I can imagine how he wouldn’t want to search “why does my dog have swollen testicle”

[@dillsw19]

You're telling me I spent 10 minutes trying to copy the link at 2:47 only to be greeted with that? Worth it.

[@youfailed3089]

17 seconds man perfect timing to refresh youtube

[@laughytaffy1139]

15:49 missed opportunity to call them Doobies.

[@twntyonebilots]

How dare you disrespect Boog from the hit animated family movie "Open Season" by calling him an ass-wipe loving Charmin Bear?

[@tierneythomas6059]

I knew that there would be a n-word joke.... i didn't guess McNasty would say it

[@DeathNyannx]

You’re talking about 16:41 right..?

[@hollywoodvlogs9352]

bro it’s like every time i make sum to eat blarg drops a vid like bro bless up

[@carlborneke8641]

FINALLY I HAVE FOUND A KZbinR WHO STILL DOES CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY VIDEOS!

[@minecraft-zj1lm]

I'M VERY SCARED OF THESE 4 PLAYING CAH

[@Blackraven6]

11:50 Dat's a Wildcat if I ever did see one!

[@aaliahxxxx]

This was a good thing to come home from work to, gotta love blarg and cards

[@Trig33r_Tr3y]

Everytime when I see blarg's like cartoon version of himself it makes me think im about to watch brycemcquad

[@Parasiteve]

note how the lobster fight pic is a pic taken with film and that just proves memes have been around forever. also that pig selfie is cursed and needs to go away. FAR away. you know whats fucked about that chicken eye one? the girls eye on the chicken doesn't look horrifying like the chickens eyes on the womans face lol.

[@mindlessix302]

Yo fuckin nice timing. Paused my Madden game to take a shit.

[@sliightdriizzle6011]

Hi, native Arizonan here… we like scorpions more than spiders

[@ironflash3]

Thank you Editor for your favorite monke, it is a nice monke

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

8:44 McNasty's comment gets funnier every time I watch it

[@ohsodarkskin]

9:58 is why soups pool is full of frogs

[@Dat_1_Yutuber]

I got happy knowing soup knows Trailer park boys

[@autonomoussociety868]

Canada got some great shows

[@Dat_1_Yutuber]

@@autonomoussociety868 soup doesnt live in Canada tho

[@autonomoussociety868]

@@Dat_1_Yutuber I know, but he knows the greatest show in Canada

[@idot0861]

i've gotten to the point where i just watch blarg's videos just to get ideas for when i play cards

[@hollywoodvlogs9352]

sending this to my friends they need to sub right now

[@Tweekin_Mehican]

Bet ya Boog has to shart after that one scene breaking into the 7/11 lmao

[@carlosrubalcava121]

Love the content blarg wish you the best

[@girlygamer12988]

@5.30 , I was expecting meatballs... as in, cloudy with a chance of meatballs 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@daytonabler1649]

I’m subbed your family won’t starve blarg, keep up the good work you always make me laugh

[@rickisalisbury9650]

Fun fact: where I live there is a liquor store directly next to the DMV.

[@VisualSpaghetti]

He need to make a patron and put the videos on it with no censor.

[@luckee2266]

HEY BLARG WE NEED MORE SKRIBBL VIDEOS, IF SOUP SAYS NO JUST SAY YOU WONT EAT HEINZ EVER AGAIN

[@SgtReinhardt]

4:46 Hey, yo, I may live in Arizona, but I ain't never had one of those

[@jackgibbons62]

"Why does my dog have swollen testicle" 🤣

[@Rascal9527]

YES, IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ONE OF THESE

[@GunterBagsYT]

Bro I loved each and every moment of this video, just like I enjoy all of your videos.

[@N.clark2009]

Mcnasty will never be cancelled

[@noizybear6335]

Blarg needs a Patreon so we can watch these not censored

[@epicninjacakez6716]

God damn. McNasty out here having a helluva time

[@frankmatveliyev3864]

Bro I know it's been a year and you never noticed the "creamy whipped gentleman" card being up there the whole time

[@Blackraven6]

15:50 Where is this from? Asking for no reason in particular.

[@jadeend960]

I should keep in mind to *not* eat a bratwurst while I watch Blarg's vids -_-

[@silent7159]

Another great video from Blag the A-rab

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

I feel like i always see the same videos multiple times from different goons channels but i always can't remember when i watched them so now i dont know if i have already seen this.

[@emmacat3145]

You know who’s buying all those spider pops? The neighbors kids mom for his 6th bday party

[@andiedwyer]

Thank you for the content blarg

[@TheBlencoeBoys]

16:45 sponge bob does look like Cyrus for trailer park boys lol

[@xJokerzWild]

'People that live in Arizona probably, idk.' Nah man, we just straight up eat the spiders here.

[@HungMantis]

I want a list of searched terms for all cards against humanity videos for all of the goons

[@doctopus_1078]

All of us who hate ourselves know exactly what’s in that jar lol

[@leo_za_king5132]

Can someone provide a link to this cards against humanity. Most of the ones I play on dont really have the blank cards even when active

[@sethtilley3743]

I turned my volume up right as they said let's have more energy in the video

[@hiimzander7057]

Does anyone know what they're playing on? Can't find it anywhere.

[@radscorpion2199]

Blarg you never fail to make me laugh, keep it up bud

[@fawkyachickentrips6917]

*Me clicking on the video and eating pizza* Not even have way though the video: ight imma head out, imma go throw up

[@livnlino3978]

I just saw this and didn't even see any other notifs and immediately clicked

[@TRIFUNABLE]

Doo suddenly realizing the image swap with the chicken. 😆

[@aclonymous]

16:58 ladies and gentlemen, he said the poo poo man word

[@allannelson7935]

You’re not you when you’re hungry snickles🤣

[@jaykaye9029]

New upload poogers, hope the new house is great so far my guy

[@y2j830]

My favorite scuffed gaming group 😂👌🏼💯

[@Grendallmayo]

15:20 That's a chicktopus. I learnt dem in dat one episode of Chowder.

[@JetZV]

11:44 Wildcat's Instagram is a wild ride.

[@dbaaaj2314]

I have subscribed so that blargs family won’t starve