Forcing My Friends To COMMIT WAR CRIMES For 18 Minutes

[@Khornecussion]

My first game was basically Saving Private Ryan. Enemy had so many emplacements on point B that like ten or eleven of us get mowed down going over a few rocks to get near the two story building. I'm crouched in the middle of all these downed people just behind cover with three of them that I had pulled to safety and was shouting " MEDIC! MEDIIIIC! " And the guy nearest to me on voice chat is going " Rngh- N-nngh. I-is it bad? Is it bad? Unnnh- God..! " - Because he's a medic and he was reenacting the medic dying later in the movie. Lol. So I play along and go " What do I do, you gotta walk me through it man. What do I do? Tell me how to help you. " and he does the " I could use more m- mnh- morphine... " Then the emotional whiplash from that to two minutes later a guy gets shot, falls over and goes " THEY GAVE ME A NEW HOLE! AHHHH! "

[@burnd]

imma watch every video of this session because they’re all so different

[@chaosmiles07]

Hearing all of those voices and recognizing so many of them, I feel like this is the most lowkey biggest crossover events on KZbin right now.

[@Odd_Viper899]

Blarg please keep this level of comedy up this helped cure my depression

[@jesusHchrist390]

Stay sad bozo

[@RandomUser2235]

@@jesusHchrist390you too.

[@lorddongus3400]

​@@jesusHchrist390stay searching for your father bozo.

[@Cammobeatz]

That's not real depression then...

[@MRVNgotEM]

Only big ounce has the power to cure depression

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

Man if I had a nickel for every time Blarg managed to somehow flip upside down in a helicopter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[@ak2ghost]

I understood that reference

[@JazzyKazoo]

pretty sure youd have way more than 2 nickles

[@Jacob39822Gaming]

The first time was legendary, this time it’s expected because its Matt but mostly because its Roblox

[@thecanadiandefender1451]

@@Jacob39822Gaming it's not though

[@tejaslokesh6983]

​@JacobGaming-tq6vw which video was the first time? I assume it was a war zone video but do you remember the title or anything

[@luchat4917]

I loved the video at 144p that was one of the best experiences I ever had

[@RandomUser2235]

Sir, a second RPG has hit the water tower.

[@indyjoe3150]

what a cast, i need more of this group

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

wait, does Blarg have a family? I thought he was created in a lab, like weapon X but more of an accident so he has no powers but a twisted sense of humour and some gaming skills

[@irish9627]

Sure

[@stevenseguin3523]

Blarg playing with fishburger was the collab I didn’t know I needed

[@emilyrhea]

Right?? I was just listening to this while working and I audibly gasped and said “LARRY???”

[@Saltyginger521]

Blarg's heaven has been found! Helicopters, RPGs, suicide vest, and endless lives.

[@Goober_77]

Thanks for some laughs Blarg. Had a rough day today and your content makes me happy even though today sucked. Love your content and love you♥️

[@patrickstovall2262]

Wasn't expecting Marcel or Scotty to play with blarg

[@TamiTheeCitygirl]

No fr their voices shocked me I thought I was watching a different video 😂

[@auto_toons_official2423]

blarg used to be scottys editor and blarg is friends with puffer who was marcels editor the goons and vanoss crew are very close the dooo blarg mcnasty and soup has played with most of the vanoss crew soup and mcnasty played with vanoss

[@jacp5628]

"Last chance to look at me, Hector" *_ding ding ding ding ding_* 10:26

[@giodelacruz9437]

*Battlefield being proud of collapsing 1 big building in the game as a feature* This game:

[@lijoyt5338]

The voicechat is the most nostalgic thing ive heard hearing basically wildcats voices…good ol days

[@tyfrink4070]

As an Disabled Iraq veteran. I can confirm this is 100% accurate war...

[@jettgoldberg1015]

Fellas, I am violently high and somehow came across this video and I have not laughed this hard in a long ass time

[@shroomkaboom75]

Blarg: *EXPLODES HIMSELF* Game: "... PROMOTION!"

[@JarvisPatterson01]

8:17 My grandfather on the pacific front in ww2

[@mikkelnpetersen]

4:59 Now that's a Blarg Moment if i've ever seen one.

[@justahighguy500]

8:17 ever Vietnam Vet ever

[@CHRNCRNGD_XoX]

Are we getting a fish burger and wonton colab with y'all????!!!

[@Galaxy_Gamer7]

If you want to have a bunch of fun put a anti personnel mine on the front of a drone😂

[@endgamin1077]

Anytime blargs in a helicopter all I hear is 🎵I’m decenin in my helllicopttteeerrrr

[@lukeemia1478]

I love how the enthusiasm just went down towards the end of the video

[@GauldenBoi]

Honestly kinda cool to see so many youtubers / streamers in one video. I counted like 6 or 7 people😂😂

[@Xp070]

8:18 my favorite out of context line.

[@twilightnawi1194]

US-Korean coms c1951 colourised (or if you use American Eng, colorized)

[@scouseleemini1]

1:15 famous last words

[@maxthehusky1070]

Matt has Jamsheed guiding his rpg shots

[@gabemotichek8126]

this reminds me of the old mw2 mic quality🤣

[@nb_chu]

This game has better destruction than Battlefield 2042

[@dingo43x]

fun fact! when a dog sees poop as a food source there's no going back!

[@viktorvaldez4232]

2:48 that's how to make big hole in the wall

[@1969sport]

Marcel: “CLEARLY!”

[@frogbuzket]

Most normal Blarg video

[@L0n3W]

This game is so cursed....I love it! Play this game is so monkey brain dumb but fun at the same time

[@KIKOSGUNS]

whats it called

[@L0n3W]

@@KIKOSGUNS Battlebit remastered its on steam

[@SpikeTheLucario]

I'd love to see more Blarg & Scotty videos, lmao.

[@estaveler3288]

7:58 im glad blarg is embracing his heritage

[@drkn5590]

Blarg thank you for all the funny moments Also game name?

[@gregoryalbert6020]

I was waiting for these guys to play this!

[@747RP]

What game is it?

[@gregoryalbert6020]

@@747RP BattleBit Remastered

[@747RP]

@@gregoryalbert6020 thank you kind soul🙌

[@shapuku1674]

AAA game companies seeing us having genuine fun with no microtransactions and raytracing bs must have them fuckin PISSED lmao

[@animusswtor4822]

3:33 As someone named Marcel, I don't know what I should think about this one....

[@jadenrott3950]

man i love larry. i hope you can play with him more in the future💜

[@juliantorres9784]

2 minutes in and one of the towers are already down. nice speedrun

[@greyleyexe6367]

matt is the Chris Kyle of explosives

[@sltrskid]

this game rocks, i got hit in the face with a kamikaze drone on a bridge and a guy in a hummer drove past me while playing california girls by katy perry over the mic

[@TheDivisionAgent]

12:04 it's in his blood.

[@BigJambo]

Giant flashing prompt tells him to hold 3 to bandage to stop the bleeding and he was confused about it the whole video. Bros got his eyes closed for real

[@viktorvaldez4232]

15:12 Blarg the Genius Suicide Bomber

[@ivanjakanov]

2:21 best part

[@MCDUCKY-k4m]

Love the vids tho blarg u always make my day when u post!

[@spoontzels7757]

Took me a couple of minutes to realize the rest of the gang was also in the video because of how bad the voicechat sounds 😂

[@Mad__duck]

Letssss goooo new video

[@OctoLemon06]

Rpg’s, crashing helicopters, and suicide bombing. What’s better then this

[@ben_the_fren8269]

why do i feel like this video would fit perfectly in 2015? 🤔

[@iamlamb_2979]

Welcome to the game, been playing non stop for like 3 days

[@Gatorguy997]

Its like the real Canadian* army

[@muteknight000]

Two blarg uploads in one day? This is very good day

[@berkleyhuffman48]

Doing the playtest for this game I discovered that the best anti personnel weapon is an anti tank rocket launcher, this video spurred me to buy the game now that its technically out

[@reefer4.2.0]

I don’t know how you managed to miss that you were bleeding every single time it came up

[@somthingsomthing1]

More of this game

[@markanthony5846]

Don’t count your war crimes, make your war crimes count!

[@C4SPER.2]

I want the low quality mics on everything

[@swedishfishies496]

Judging by this video, the SMII7Y battlebit funtage will be amazing

[@alexandersillan8139]

Why is this so funny

[@chaosyoshi424]

This group of people is amazing!

[@jackmalcolm]

This is lore accurate iraq war

[@0mgmonkey]

imagine if they used the 'i got a glock in my rarri'

[@ChaotikDawg]

I am missing my right pinky. Insensitive

[@jords844]

I wonder why blarg is good with the RPG and the vest 🤔

[@Arcaea1337]

i asked smitty for an upload and matt hits first lets go

[@zoenelson3340]

Honestly surprised theres not a bunch of kids screaming in the mic. Every game I've ever played in roblox that has a vc always has a bunch of little kids freakin out as loud as possible

[@itsjustbread9724]

Bread approves

[@cocopo3975]

Shut up

[@connect1ha98]

Will we see pay day 3 on your channel in the future?

[@jasonsavage9700]

Perfect Xbox Live lobby

[@aroldo7590]

This video is crazy!

[@lmzondzeo1740]

How do you know?

[@aroldo7590]

@@lmzondzeo1740 yes

[@lmzondzeo1740]

@@aroldo7590 I agree 👍

[@syrillic8894]

what is this game called?

[@desmondsmith8674]

BattleBits Remastered

[@sorrow_Sam]

play more battle bit blarg!

[@is370]

Looks so much better that 2042

[@WorldGoods]

Expert war criminals

[@dicebags1161]

More of this please. For the love of Allah we must rearm Blarg with an RPG 7.

[@Noir-st4sx]

Blarg really embracing his Arab nature this session.

[@valentinetypebeat8023]

lol blarg asking why an rpg is good against a person

[@ThatOneKiidThere]

YOURE A BEAUTIFUL MAN BLARG

[@Dunkys1234]

Cant wait for the goons to eventually play this

[@pokemonwizard102]

I want to see more of this game

[@Apple_Beshy]

why puffer deleted his battlebit video?

[@HyperonCaffeine5]

"My dad has one." -Blarg 2023

[@akarui1014]

a major slay

[@drewtheceo9024]

LOCK BAR!

[@John.990]

Blarg big sexy frog man

[@Wolvenworks]

I wish the asian server is more chatty, but I feel like the most chatty player in this side of the world…

[@Crabhex]

Live laugh love stevie

[@dankdaze42069]

Smitty based... I think I'm going to give him a sub😂lol

[@levibell-cp3zw]

Roblox battlefield

[@bdnndhshshs8927]

Balls🐔

[@furry_9077]

Game?

[@richardhill4136]

I need a liat of people playing in this vid

[@chiseledmedal2634]

Battlebit is so fuckin fun dude😂