The Most ANGRY GTA 5 Races We've EVER Done

GTA 5 Races That Made Us Violent
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[@drewwzzz1543]

“A quiet fan that blows”? Ain’t that what Craig was after 💀

[@alies1876]

Damn 💀Lmfaoooo

[@3Guys1Video]

Wows

[@johnhansen6009]

See now me personally

[@lordqwertythepyromancer3458]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[@Confused627]

NOOOOO I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE A CRAIG COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@toastmasteraj4208]

Puffer is that one friend who trolls to much but once they get trolled once he starts saying “ok guys really” 😂😂😂

[@drewleer7854]

McMasty is the type of guy who can’t take a joke

[@Aleyva645]

Him and Mcnasty are the worst for that

[@thahirshibu5042]

the dickish "Can dish it, but can't take it" type

[@Apple_Beshy]

You guys probably don't watch puffer stream 💀

[@Apple_Beshy]

@@Aleyva645 not really puffer are always on "content mode" on stream... So.. and very chill

[@raphaeldagamer]

For some reason Blarg screaming "ARE YOU FUCK?" cracks me up every time.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

When I play games with my friends I often say that lmfao

[@raphaeldagamer]

@@Ag3nt-MC I should do that too. Next time I die in Phasmophobia, I'm doing that.

[@heavenly9645]

"A quiet fan that blows well" can mean something entirely different in the context of youtubers

[@mamiveeuwu]

wait a minute...

[@THE_POTATO-]

HUH

[@2jdestrodegr15]

Thompson be like

[@sweatymidget2256]

Especially Minecraft KZbinrs but they prefer under 18

[@tat2915]

REALLY??? Is that why the editor made a joke about it?? Oh my god that is so funny thank you for explaining that to me I had no idea

[@indigohealer9912]

I don’t recommend fans that stalk you, they generally aren’t that safe to be around

[@notchs0son]

I’d like a fan to follow me around my room all day? What’s wrong with that.

[@shivv3rz]

Iminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwalls

[@indigohealer9912]

@@notchs0son what if the temperature was always just a little too high or a little too low?

[@notchs0son]

@@indigohealer9912 hats socks Getting naked?

[@Septqmber]

@@indigohealer9912 don't care as long as it blows me dry😎

[@michaeldisotell7005]

I love your videos blog specially GTA

[@grimplayz7565]

Blog 💀

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

Splarg

[@brando3722]

blerg

[@UncleSam1732]

Bloag

[@_Mngrl_]

Blage

[@dankdaze42069]

I love how blarg is fighting for his life to get across and everyone targets him 🤣

[@K4RN4GE911]

McNasty and Puffer were so toxic in this, you could stand next to them with a Geiger counter and it'd sound like dolphin clicks.

[@tdarkhorse4]

you always get at least one or two every playlist when you're at the face to face. tbh i'm not surprised puffer filled the role here but i'm a bit more surprised that mcnasty did the same thing, i would've thought soup before mcnasty.

[@Mgl1206]

….. I get the joke but toxicity doesn’t translate to radioactivity which is what a Geiger counter works on. So I’m just gonna assume that they’re level of toxicity is so absolutely high that they break reality and become radioactive

[@Zachary-]

​@@Mgl1206 You must be fun at parties.

[@j1lakenan1]

Can't believe this is the first face-to-face I've seen them do

[@ethanvaal1872]

I stg if I hear McNasty eat one more chip while I’m at work with my earbuds on I’m gonna eat a dog hoof

[@yvetterae1541]

2:42 XD

[@ignisgalaxia5825]

12:22 I be singing this every time I’m over life XD

[@mikkelnpetersen]

2:42 Just a reminder of Blarg being canadian.

[@TinyBuffy]

It honestly took me a second to realize they were talking about electric fans and not human fans

[@MrSG201]

10:18 best question by Blarg😂😂😂😂

[@naymar_v9332]

0:31 Literally what I was think when that was said.

[@snoopystock6928]

Imma be honest, if I was doing this with my friends I would be a lot more upset than you guys were. The most frustrating thing is being stuck as someone that's ahead of you purposely makes it so you can't progress. That makes me not wanna play the game anymore.

[@stormierbody8419]

Yeah but content for a paycheck though

[@snoopystock6928]

@@stormierbody8419 trust me it's funny none the less

[@skique2910]

This is why your friends dont invite you to anything

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

@@skique2910Because their friends are douchebags who don't like being called out? Or because they want someone who will just accept being bullied?

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

If there's anything more toxic than a pay-to-play with a MK2, it's the people you get matched with in a race, even if they're friends. There's a thousand depressing reasons to just ditch Online altogether, none of which would exist if Rockstar cared (which would lead to a better fanbase).

[@drunkkeymaster]

As a man who's subbed to Byze solely for GTA races, face to faces being 50% of what his group plays... holy shit that face to face was actual cancer

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Yeah, who the hell puts ramp car and fucking band tour bus back to back

[@EmpCaezar]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 tbf would have been fine if mcnasty wasnt just restarting and camping every time with the ramp car because he got upset over being knocked off at the beginning

[@ides0745]

"Oh oatmeal." -McNasty 2022

[@screenedat0m]

1:40 well McNasty considering it is illegal to eat horse, that in itself would be a crime… so you could make that homeless man a criminal just by feeding him the blanched horse hoof (:

[@ValenR6]

it is not illegal federally to EAT horse, it's illegal to sell explicitly for human consumption.

[@tylordio3802]

@@ValenR6 but it isn’t illegal to feed to someone?

[@ValenR6]

@@tylordio3802 if you don't sell it to them and just give it them i see no reason it should be illegal

[@dylkiller3501]

There was that one guy that got in trouble for feeding a homeless man an oreo with toothpaste in it so its still probably illegal to feed homeless people inedible stuff like that

[@BluntForceR.A.P.]

It's legal here, idk what the fuck y'all are talking about

[@zero_burrito]

"I lasted 3 seconds" Happens to the best of us mate, there's always medical help available

[@AdrianGarcia88837]

1:43 beautiful home decor blarg

[@lilmoojuice1352]

LETS GOOOOO a new blarg video to drink and drive to

[@gurthjitsumaster9697]

"I'd like a quiet fan that blows good" I think your describing me.

[@austinkenney2580]

0:32 I almost spat out my water 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dekn33s]

“I hate the goons I hate the goons” puffer being pegged over and over on the map lol

[@AarPlays]

When he said "blows good and is quiet" he didn't mean the thing that moves air.

[@ojassingh7701]

One day without Blarg feels like 24 hours.

[@kd7mow88]

0:18 : if I was there I want a fan that sounds like a ps4

[@wcwmaniac110]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 rockets loaded 8 terrorists talking 7 snipers sniping 6 camels walking 5 IEDS!!!! 4 little turbans 3 virgins 2 AK-47's And an infidel hanging in a tree.

[@Neater]

Gonna be honest “a fan that blows good and is quiet” almost takes on a new meaning with KZbin and it’s troubled past creators.

[@loganshaw4527]

19:13 is why there are no daredevils in the middle east.

[@heavymetal8180]

9:55 the way he says that cracks me up lol

[@freyaschenberg1225]

watched one too many byze videos, as soon as i saw that cara a cara in the description i knew this was gonna be a good one

[@tsb_belocke]

"What was that gunshot" That, my good sir, is backfire. cars with good backfire are normally muscle cars like the Duke o' Death you were in Blarg, you probably know that but there are some cars with really cool backfire

[@DarkSpyro29]

0:00 There's an actual industrial fan brand called Big Ass Fans. I think that would work, lol.

[@bradleyseebaran542]

I laughed soo hard my spicy Mac n cheese shot out my nose

[@kennedyvskali]

Blarg is unironicly funniest goon😩

[@LemonAid82]

A quiet fan that blows good? I'm right here ;)

[@tyleredwards4097]

After watching some other GTA racers like Byze, Bryan, and others, hearing Soup call a 28 minute race “the longest” is funny lol

[@levibird6935]

I literally got here when it was posted a minute ago and I can already tell this is a Blarg classic

[@bentwalls736]

So good, my friend.

[@JazzyKazoo]

hell yeah time to procrastinate laundry more !!

[@darkwalersm1141]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@SamSabotage]

"What other Michael would you be" Michael Myers walks on by lol

[@sophiecory2703]

I use this to fall asleep to, the lads laughing and joking help me relax at night ❤

[@IstyManame]

Hope you reach 1 mil before the New Year!

[@theflipsnstuphchannel2689]

I’m not gonna lie when he started talking about fans in the beginning I thought he was talking about one of us😂😂

[@marc-antoinelambert8169]

2:53 HE WAS WALTER WHITE, DUDE'S READY TO COOK SOME METH

[@fnvfan0145]

*Blarg pegged my dumpy* just has me wondering why that joke hadn't been made before.

[@gabrielcabralsilva9041]

man having friends sure sounds fun

[@nox7796]

They should do more face to face maps if they can figure it out. It’s the first map they did

[@Chaosium]

I was way to high for this, i laughed till started choking and could not breathe for what felt like an hour

[@gnomechumpsky680]

One time my family went to a pay to fish pond and we had to skin the catfish we find and homeless man asked if we were going to eat that so he grabs the parts we were going to throw away and walked away eating them

[@jokertheclownprinceofcrime]

Close to the 16 mins, few mins before that Mcnasty least I think that's him, sounded like Jack Black haha

[@anthonyrausch5708]

Goons + GTA V “FACE TO FACE” RACES = HILARIOUS CAOS!!!!!

[@wieldylattice3015]

2:08 fun fact, during the Great Depression, people who didn’t have any else to eat tried to dog food, and they died… So now it’s required by law that dog food is edible for humans. You could do a lot worse than giving a homeless dude dog food, but also you could do a lot better

[@CrazierAlex]

9:05 sound like when you fall in sonic unleashed 😂😂

[@zachresendez8802]

Dooo: "I lasted about 3 seconds." Sounds about right

[@tomferguson9250]

5:00 where the hell does Soup come up with these insults 😂

[@AttisSoul]

That first part out of context xD

[@RichardHunslet1963]

12:35 Equilibrium oatmeal

[@ro77en5oul]

Love the content 💯🔥🖖👽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@lucioustrimble3065]

That Minecraft joke caught me so off guard 🤣

[@pheonixking1252]

At one point one of them sounded like a person from emkay

[@FD-mt7vs]

Now I wanna see them do a parkour map

[@TrippieHippie420]

My favorite member of the goons is ExpiredOatmeal

[@austinposey9800]

Highly recommend shop fan blows really good 😂

[@sethmcgill4360]

“Tell Ralph to go back in your gut” 💀

[@saucerbomb6091]

Ok but that outro tho... 😮❤😮mesmerizing

[@trashyhobo4957]

Man if you think these are bad? You guys need to join a MakaDonVeli playlist

[@wieldylattice3015]

Waltuh Put your DualShock 4 away Waltuh I’m not playing GTA stunt races with you right now Waltuh

[@Boomken76]

loading into story mode first is the best way to avoid hackers cause there you can pick invite only session, cant if you just jump right in

[@kiwikian20]

Why does blarg outro music make frying chips sound like they're getting it on

[@billsmafiamatt6823]

Just steal fan from the end of the nearest chicken farm Blarg

[@OverlordAblade]

Love these u gyos of races. Hope you guys do more, there are alot of different types of this point to point races.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

This was absolutely phenomenal!

[@Heroo01]

im a fan that blows good and is quiet 🥺

[@gangster759tookook7]

Ralph is now cannon

[@stonsy90]

thank god you're not doing heists anymore. this is so much more fun to watch :D

[@Young0ne71]

the dog food popsicle joke of course drops right when a cop in Texas gets in trouble for feeding shit sandwiches to homeless people FOR THE SECOND TIME

[@JazzyKazoo]

Da Gecko was just trying to insure ur cars before the race

[@anon4602]

“Minecraft KZbinrs be like” 😂😂😂😂 0:33

[@asishtripathy8877]

Mcnasty saying "Behenchod" is everything I expected from the Goons.

[@aidenboak7167]

You guys talking about fans got my chubbed up.

[@tdarkhorse4]

so you guys finally did your first face to face, eh? byze and the uk boys do like one of those every week. the ramp car and ramp truck are known to be broken but the tank rarely comes up simply bc the ramp vehicles make for way more funny moments.

[@nicoocin8130]

“PUFFER I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER 🫶🫶🫶” Two seconds later “I’m taking you with me 👹”

[@karmahard]

Anyone else thought when Mcnasty asked for a fan recommendation i instantly thought he was talking about an actual person blowing and shit 💀💀💀

[@ejolts]

I’m a quiet fan that blows good

[@quetataylor]

Kinda wanna see them do tron

[@charundrakarus4381]

I volunteer as a quiet fan that blows good.

[@vinjarenstudios8759]

18:52 good God I smelled that through my headphones 🤮

[@Mr.Flabberson]

Real shit i got an ad before the video that had a giant minion balloon in it about uber eats

[@jynxmotley4707]

Surely we can get Blarg to 1 mill subs before the new year??

[@super-cloudy]

Holy shit Blarg got da wok as his channel icon on full-screen

[@Omega-xe1me]

“For the love of allah” so funny that made my sides hurt

[@Jo.D.Tyler.]

I fan that blows really good

[@zcarp8642]

17:34 Those are naval mines, not landmines. Just because they are mines on land, doesnt mean they are landmines

[@johnc.hammersticks]

I still didn't get a location on that D'oatmeal.....

[@deadlywolf999]

Do one of y’all live in Portland

[@logoffkid3613]

Eat Hot Wheels for dinner? The fuck dose that mean?