The Most ANGRY GTA 5 Races We've EVER Done

[@raphaeldagamer]

For some reason Blarg screaming "ARE YOU FUCK?" cracks me up every time.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

When I play games with my friends I often say that lmfao

[@raphaeldagamer]

@@Ag3nt-MC I should do that too. Next time I die in Phasmophobia, I'm doing that.

[@drewwzzz1543]

“A quiet fan that blows”? Ain’t that what Craig was after 💀

[@ALIES187]

Damn 💀Lmfaoooo

[@3Guys1Video]

Wows

[@johnhansen6009]

See now me personally

[@lordqwertythepyromancer3458]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[@Confused627]

NOOOOO I WASNT EXPECTING TO SEE A CRAIG COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@toastmasteraj4208]

Puffer is that one friend who trolls to much but once they get trolled once he starts saying “ok guys really” 😂😂😂

[@drewleer7854]

McMasty is the type of guy who can’t take a joke

[@Aleyva645]

Him and Mcnasty are the worst for that

[@thahirshibu5042]

the dickish "Can dish it, but can't take it" type

[@Apple_Beshy]

You guys probably don't watch puffer stream 💀

[@Apple_Beshy]

@@Aleyva645 not really puffer are always on "content mode" on stream... So.. and very chill

[@heavenly9645]

"A quiet fan that blows well" can mean something entirely different in the context of youtubers

[@mamiveeuwu]

wait a minute...

[@THE_POTATO-]

HUH

[@2jdestrodegr15]

Thompson be like

[@sweatymidget2256]

Especially Minecraft KZbinrs but they prefer under 18

[@tat2915]

REALLY??? Is that why the editor made a joke about it?? Oh my god that is so funny thank you for explaining that to me I had no idea

[@indigohealer9912]

I don’t recommend fans that stalk you, they generally aren’t that safe to be around

[@notchs0son]

I’d like a fan to follow me around my room all day? What’s wrong with that.

[@shivv3rz]

Iminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwallsiminyourwalls

[@indigohealer9912]

@@notchs0son what if the temperature was always just a little too high or a little too low?

[@notchs0son]

@@indigohealer9912 hats socks Getting naked?

[@Septqmber]

@@indigohealer9912 don't care as long as it blows me dry😎

[@dankdaze42069]

I love how blarg is fighting for his life to get across and everyone targets him 🤣

[@j1lakenan1]

Can't believe this is the first face-to-face I've seen them do

[@michaeldisotell7005]

I love your videos blog specially GTA

[@grimplayz7565]

Blog 💀

[@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda]

Splarg

[@brando3722]

blerg

[@MrMinuteman]

Bloag

[@_Mngrl_]

Blage

[@MrSG201]

10:18 best question by Blarg😂😂😂😂

[@K4RN4GE911]

McNasty and Puffer were so toxic in this, you could stand next to them with a Geiger counter and it'd sound like dolphin clicks.

[@tdarkhorse4]

you always get at least one or two every playlist when you're at the face to face. tbh i'm not surprised puffer filled the role here but i'm a bit more surprised that mcnasty did the same thing, i would've thought soup before mcnasty.

[@Mgl1206]

….. I get the joke but toxicity doesn’t translate to radioactivity which is what a Geiger counter works on. So I’m just gonna assume that they’re level of toxicity is so absolutely high that they break reality and become radioactive

[@Zachary-]

​@@Mgl1206 You must be fun at parties.

[@naymar_v9332]

0:31 Literally what I was think when that was said.

[@ignisgalaxia5825]

12:22 I be singing this every time I’m over life XD

[@AdrianGarcia88837]

1:43 beautiful home decor blarg

[@TinyBuffy]

It honestly took me a second to realize they were talking about electric fans and not human fans

[@ethanvaal1872]

I stg if I hear McNasty eat one more chip while I’m at work with my earbuds on I’m gonna eat a dog hoof

[@yvetterae1541]

2:42 XD

[@LGDaKing]

I’ve been watchin blarg and da goons 4 sun years now and McNasty always says sun outlandish shit every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@snoopystock6928]

Imma be honest, if I was doing this with my friends I would be a lot more upset than you guys were. The most frustrating thing is being stuck as someone that's ahead of you purposely makes it so you can't progress. That makes me not wanna play the game anymore.

[@stormierbody8419]

Yeah but content for a paycheck though

[@snoopystock6928]

@@stormierbody8419 trust me it's funny none the less

[@skique2910]

This is why your friends dont invite you to anything

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

@@skique2910Because their friends are douchebags who don't like being called out? Or because they want someone who will just accept being bullied?

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

If there's anything more toxic than a pay-to-play with a MK2, it's the people you get matched with in a race, even if they're friends. There's a thousand depressing reasons to just ditch Online altogether, none of which would exist if Rockstar cared (which would lead to a better fanbase).

[@sanejenkemenjoyer]

As a man who's subbed to Byze solely for GTA races, face to faces being 50% of what his group plays... holy shit that face to face was actual cancer

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

Yeah, who the hell puts ramp car and fucking band tour bus back to back

[@EmpCaezar]

@@load-bearingcoconut5586 tbf would have been fine if mcnasty wasnt just restarting and camping every time with the ramp car because he got upset over being knocked off at the beginning

[@lilmoojuice1352]

LETS GOOOOO a new blarg video to drink and drive to

[@zero_burrito]

"I lasted 3 seconds" Happens to the best of us mate, there's always medical help available

[@tsb_belocke]

"What was that gunshot" That, my good sir, is backfire. cars with good backfire are normally muscle cars like the Duke o' Death you were in Blarg, you probably know that but there are some cars with really cool backfire

[@ides0745]

"Oh oatmeal." -McNasty 2022

[@screenedat0m]

1:40 well McNasty considering it is illegal to eat horse, that in itself would be a crime… so you could make that homeless man a criminal just by feeding him the blanched horse hoof (:

[@ValenR6]

it is not illegal federally to EAT horse, it's illegal to sell explicitly for human consumption.

[@tylordio3802]

@@ValenR6 but it isn’t illegal to feed to someone?

[@ValenR6]

@@tylordio3802 if you don't sell it to them and just give it them i see no reason it should be illegal

[@dylkiller3501]

There was that one guy that got in trouble for feeding a homeless man an oreo with toothpaste in it so its still probably illegal to feed homeless people inedible stuff like that

[@BluntForceR.A.PwithBylurinn]

It's legal here, idk what the fuck y'all are talking about

[@mikkelnpetersen]

2:42 Just a reminder of Blarg being canadian.

[@austinkenney2580]

0:32 I almost spat out my water 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dekn33s]

“I hate the goons I hate the goons” puffer being pegged over and over on the map lol

[@tyleredwards4097]

After watching some other GTA racers like Byze, Bryan, and others, hearing Soup call a 28 minute race “the longest” is funny lol

[@Neater]

Gonna be honest “a fan that blows good and is quiet” almost takes on a new meaning with KZbin and it’s troubled past creators.

[@AarPlays]

When he said "blows good and is quiet" he didn't mean the thing that moves air.

[@gurthjitsumaster9697]

"I'd like a quiet fan that blows good" I think your describing me.

[@RichardHunslet1963]

12:35 Equilibrium oatmeal

[@wcwmaniac110]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 rockets loaded 8 terrorists talking 7 snipers sniping 6 camels walking 5 IEDS!!!! 4 little turbans 3 virgins 2 AK-47's And an infidel hanging in a tree.

[@DarkSpyro29]

0:00 There's an actual industrial fan brand called Big Ass Fans. I think that would work, lol.

[@kd7mow88]

0:18 : if I was there I want a fan that sounds like a ps4

[@marc-antoinelambert8169]

2:53 HE WAS WALTER WHITE, DUDE'S READY TO COOK SOME METH

[@freyaschenberg1225]

watched one too many byze videos, as soon as i saw that cara a cara in the description i knew this was gonna be a good one

[@ojassingh7701]

One day without Blarg feels like 24 hours.

[@kennedyvskali]

Blarg is unironicly funniest goon😩

[@wieldylattice3015]

2:08 fun fact, during the Great Depression, people who didn’t have any else to eat tried to dog food, and they died… So now it’s required by law that dog food is edible for humans. You could do a lot worse than giving a homeless dude dog food, but also you could do a lot better

[@levibird6935]

I literally got here when it was posted a minute ago and I can already tell this is a Blarg classic

[@heavymetal8180]

9:55 the way he says that cracks me up lol

[@bradleyseebaran542]

I laughed soo hard my spicy Mac n cheese shot out my nose

[@Boomken76]

loading into story mode first is the best way to avoid hackers cause there you can pick invite only session, cant if you just jump right in

[@Chaosium]

I was way to high for this, i laughed till started choking and could not breathe for what felt like an hour

[@LemonAid82]

A quiet fan that blows good? I'm right here ;)

[@loganshaw4527]

19:13 is why there are no daredevils in the middle east.

[@JazzyKazoo]

hell yeah time to procrastinate laundry more !!

[@fnvfan0145]

*Blarg pegged my dumpy* just has me wondering why that joke hadn't been made before.

[@darkwalersm1141]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@IstyManame]

Hope you reach 1 mil before the New Year!

[@bentwalls736]

So good, my friend.

[@SamSabotage]

"What other Michael would you be" Michael Myers walks on by lol

[@theflipsnstuphchannel2689]

I’m not gonna lie when he started talking about fans in the beginning I thought he was talking about one of us😂😂

[@austinposey9800]

Highly recommend shop fan blows really good 😂

[@nox7796]

They should do more face to face maps if they can figure it out. It’s the first map they did

[@jokertheclownprinceofcrime]

Close to the 16 mins, few mins before that Mcnasty least I think that's him, sounded like Jack Black haha

[@gabrielcabralsilva9041]

man having friends sure sounds fun

[@wieldylattice3015]

Waltuh Put your DualShock 4 away Waltuh I’m not playing GTA stunt races with you right now Waltuh

[@aidenboak7167]

You guys talking about fans got my chubbed up.

[@FD-mt7vs]

Now I wanna see them do a parkour map

[@Young0ne71]

the dog food popsicle joke of course drops right when a cop in Texas gets in trouble for feeding shit sandwiches to homeless people FOR THE SECOND TIME

[@saucerbomb6091]

Ok but that outro tho... 😮❤😮mesmerizing

[@TrippieHippie420]

My favorite member of the goons is ExpiredOatmeal

[@karmahard]

Anyone else thought when Mcnasty asked for a fan recommendation i instantly thought he was talking about an actual person blowing and shit 💀💀💀

[@JazzyKazoo]

Da Gecko was just trying to insure ur cars before the race

[@nicoocin8130]

“PUFFER I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER 🫶🫶🫶” Two seconds later “I’m taking you with me 👹”

[@CrazierAlex]

9:05 sound like when you fall in sonic unleashed 😂😂

[@super-cloudy]

Holy shit Blarg got da wok as his channel icon on full-screen

[@JackRobinson-z9e]

10:55 what the heck soup?!?!?!?!?

[@jynxmotley4707]

Surely we can get Blarg to 1 mill subs before the new year??

[@gangster759tookook7]

Ralph is now cannon

[@Heroo01]

im a fan that blows good and is quiet 🥺

[@tomferguson9250]

5:00 where the hell does Soup come up with these insults 😂

[@pheonixking1252]

At one point one of them sounded like a person from emkay

[@AttisSoul]

That first part out of context xD

[@billsmafiamatt6823]

Just steal fan from the end of the nearest chicken farm Blarg

[@trashyhobo4957]

Man if you think these are bad? You guys need to join a MakaDonVeli playlist

[@ejolts]

I’m a quiet fan that blows good

[@OverlordAblade]

Love these u gyos of races. Hope you guys do more, there are alot of different types of this point to point races.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

This was absolutely phenomenal!

[@anthonyrausch5708]

Goons + GTA V “FACE TO FACE” RACES = HILARIOUS CAOS!!!!!

[@charundrakarus4381]

I volunteer as a quiet fan that blows good.

[@zcarp8642]

17:34 Those are naval mines, not landmines. Just because they are mines on land, doesnt mean they are landmines

[@tdarkhorse4]

so you guys finally did your first face to face, eh? byze and the uk boys do like one of those every week. the ramp car and ramp truck are known to be broken but the tank rarely comes up simply bc the ramp vehicles make for way more funny moments.

[@notossi3956]

getting close to million

[@vinjarenstudios8759]

18:52 good God I smelled that through my headphones 🤮

[@stonsy90]

thank god you're not doing heists anymore. this is so much more fun to watch :D

[@quetataylor]

Kinda wanna see them do tron

[@Mr.Flabberson]

Real shit i got an ad before the video that had a giant minion balloon in it about uber eats

[@sethmcgill4360]

“Tell Ralph to go back in your gut” 💀

[@KeironEvans]

1:50 why did the first thing that came to mind was "vindaloo" am I a psychopath or something? Im not sure anymore

[@lucioustrimble3065]

That Minecraft joke caught me so off guard 🤣

[@asishtripathy8877]

Mcnasty saying "Behenchod" is everything I expected from the Goons.

[@zachresendez8802]

Dooo: "I lasted about 3 seconds." Sounds about right

[@kiwikian20]

Why does blarg outro music make frying chips sound like they're getting it on

[@johnc.hammersticks]

I still didn't get a location on that D'oatmeal.....

[@arcadius7614]

That Minecraft KZbinrs meme was OUT OF POCKETTT

[@arcadius7614]

why there numbers

[@ILiketoDerpAround]

ur so close to 1 mil :O

[@DayneTreader]

If you want an ultra-loud fan get a Delta 40mm server case fan

[@Jo.D.Tyler.]

I fan that blows really good