This GTA 5 Heist RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP

[@BlargMyShnoople]

Enter the Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/

[@Guilihelmus]

frog

[@itzbuilder5034]

frog

[@SageRites]

Please tell Doo he needs a probiotic

[@Jashwannn]

Frog

[@sidtheguy313]

Frog

[@isaacjones6638]

To answer Soup’s question at the start of the video, there was a man in Pompeii who was preserved by the explosion of Vesuvius and he was going to town, meat in hand for all to see. So people have definitely tried.

[@ima_goose9925]

Bro what

[@roboturtle1429]

​@@ima_goose9925 its true. that man saw the volcano erupted and decided to have one last session before he died

[@foodafen7406]

I think in another video they covered this topic

[@khakiminutiae8820]

Yeah they already discussed about the ghost of blu balls

[@jamie_leigh_clarence]

W to that dude

[@joshuafisher7167]

Me: *sits excitedly to eat my dinner and watch Blarg* Blarg and friends: *10 minute conversation of shit and its various accessories*

[@GreyTrafficCone]

I've learned to not eat when watching the goons

[@twilightnawi1194]

Y'all cowards, I always watch the goons while I eat, I'll stop in the middle of a series binge to watch these idiots while I eat.

[@joshuafisher7167]

@@twilightnawi1194 I never said I stopped eating, made me hungrier in fact

[@hanzandfranz5337]

Im in the middle of eating pizza while watching this. ​@@twilightnawi1194

[@miclash013]

"Who's Skrat?" followed by "A squirrel" is somehow the funniest interaction.

[@SebHaarfagre]

Scrat* From Ice Age Little guy even got his own shorts at some time

[@bmohr1710]

I have never been made to want a frog so badly. That's pure salesmanship talent right there

[@FireFlyBoy16]

Same, I don't even really own Plushies and I kind of want to buy one badly.

[@faremir]

The first pitch was what got me... How it goes? Frogs before hoes?

[@purplecowgirl8689]

I want one so bad rn due to the physical sports cant wait to play football

[@Nikkinewt]

That is a damn cute frog.

[@Azyk445]

Im buying a green penguin with a propeller hat and the frog

[@thatguyfromcanada1]

4:27 They are called bathroom attendants, toilet attendants, or washroom attendants

[@Tiny_Xenomorph]

I had to scroll down so far to find this that it would have been faster to google it

[@droakmd780]

same@@Tiny_Xenomorph

[@FifthChanceChangin]

Thank you

[@sdivine13]

Who? The toileneers?

[@YorkieEaterNick]

I will never get bored of watching these guys fail gta missions

[@phantombunnie8824]

these videos hit different when you haven't slept properly in days

[@monroerobbins7551]

I hope you’re able to get some sleep soon, my dude

[@phantombunnie8824]

@@monroerobbins7551 aw thank fren

[@skaterdude9740]

My boy having a fever dream while watching this shit

[@phantombunnie8824]

@@skaterdude9740 it does not help anxiety

[@LifesBuckshee]

5am... it do be hittin

[@Xx614JayOHxX]

0:51 Blarg: "Do you have no friends, no relationship, and no social life?" Me: "I have no friends, no relationship, and no social life..." Blarg: "Well I have the solution for you!" Me: "You do?!? What is it?? What solution could possibly exist that would bring some sort of happiness into my life? Please Blarg, TELL ME!!!" Blarg: "Buy my big fat stupid f***in frog!" *Swiftly pulls out credit card* Me: "Take all of my money now!"

[@boom_strike7968]

shut up no one cares

[@EricRays-gd8tu]

Woah ho ho! That sure was a funny one😂😂😂

[@slipperynodd578]

It’s almost $50 CAD

[@Bab_9805]

IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!!!

[@Host_protector]

I only have 5 dollars I'm too poor 😢

[@FixedKarma]

My favorite part of the GTA videos is matt running around just being mildly chaotic, punching people and cars, just running around exploring.

[@TheJaeko9]

It's great because he's the 1% of the population that actually explores on foot and doesn't drive everywhere. Shows me poi's that I probably would never have noticed otherwise.

[@braedenking218]

Is no one gonna talk about how blarg escaped the cops on foot

[@Poke-ladd]

He’s just that skilled I guess

[@dizzyrascal5015]

I've done it many times in game. When you have stamina at full bars you can quite easily do it.

[@themanhimself3]

@@dizzyrascal5015 Fake news. You have never done that.

[@ChrisHuppey]

Its just one star. Doesnt count Liberal.

[@NullFX]

Literally just walk away from the roads

[@insoporous9978]

"Just stand outside in the rain with your asscheeks up." Bro, we ain't even 4 minutes in and you're hitting me with this!?

[@CDNSNPR]

Only blarg could make me laugh Hysterically during an advert😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veIdoratempest]

To answer the question, Bathroom Attendant

[@SebHaarfagre]

Aren't we all

[@gordonfreeman3772]

8:56-Doc Hudson. Clearly Blarg never saw Cars.

[@dustcan2494]

This is the advertisement id work with i actually thought of really getting me a frog 10/10 advertising

[@nathanielruiz9805]

8:56 Blarg has clearly never seen Cars

[@kermiitttt]

i like how the first 6 minutes of the video were them talking about 'human dookie'

[@doomdreamer9502]

6:09 sounds absolutely beautiful

[@dizzyrascal5015]

I can't wait until you do the casino heist because I know for a fact you are going to choose to go in hard and fast.

[@thunderlordabove420]

Giggity

[@akaoniryuu4564]

​@@thunderlordabove420 giggity

[@yaboipktendo]

​@@akaoniryuu4564goo

[@BulgarianReaper]

I'm pretty sure they'll end up penetrating the casino hard and deep 😏

[@riko_0]

just like soup with his sister.

[@conormorley415]

Blarg is only salesman that convinces me

[@DatsunDriver620]

0:43 The last thing my Uncle said before getting tazed near a school playground

[@tommytwo-times9053]

hehehehe

[@junipyr-tb1ng]

To uh- answer the question in the beginning from Soup, yes. Yes it is possible. Working in healthcare, you learn a thing or two you never knew possible.

[@MrBustANutII]

Came back to say I have a frog, it's everything he said it was but it also takes over bodies

[@jimlucas0]

Entrepooneur made me laugh way more than it should've

[@cjtiger0]

I love how blarg is just running around doing parkour for the first 6 minutes of the video

[@JuanMartinez-gk5rb]

Blarg and friends playing GTA. Perfect combo

[@raphaeldagamer]

Murky Puddle with his hit single "Ringworms" Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh I got pinworms in my shit Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh I got worms in my walls Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh They do my taxes Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh And I evade them all

[@shannanlindibanana]

You made a whole frog and ad just for me? I feel special now 😂🖤

[@kellywilson8400]

Best merch ad ever, I might buy a frog just because of it 😂

[@GreenAidan]

I'm totally buying that God dam frog after that pitch lol

[@divineyato9965]

The youtooz releases on my birthday thats pretty funny to me

[@yaboiwishbone]

"Do you have no friends, no relationship and no social life?" Me: "go on."

[@ArcAngelRaphael101]

Thinking to myself “Ahh a new GTA video, let’s watch it while eating lunch.” A few seconds in: Bowels & Rhino shits.

[@ryanjosef]

I liked this video because of your ad for the frog and the frog itself . Its too bad the green material isnt glow in the dark so you catch it jack'n it in the dark and do the"slow slide" out of the room ...

[@Br4ndon2749]

Hell yeah I love the GTA content so much makes great situations😂

[@Frozenbread210]

Let’s goooo another blarg gta vid ❤❤

[@matthewburdick742]

On the mission you are supposed to kill all of the guards and scientists together. When they are in a group you take out silenced snipers and take them out.

[@PhillyEaglesForLife]

bro blargs frog got a GYATTTT

[@anthonyrebuffo9509]

Every time doo pisses in a section something bad happens, it has happened 3 times so fat

[@FBI_42069]

that ad for your frog was amazing.

[@gabrielhenson5751]

It's 'S' to lower a helicopter, it's 'W' to go up. on controller it's 'LT' and 'RT' respectively.

[@FaultyWristwatch]

Bro's got the home depot riff as a heist theme song 🔥

[@Lobo0011]

Alarm and reminder set for a Blarg Frog

[@nickworthey5106]

0:38 when someone huffs I can feel it in my subs

[@Kringe-Sama]

I love that they thought bathroom attendant had a fancy name 😂

[@cosmicnarwhale6461]

Right as I was getting depressed, this glorious man posts a vid of him and his friends being depressed 😂perfect timing

[@BigMan-ni9un]

When I laugh to much, my nipples get sensitive. I had to take off my shirt.

[@toshjones2268]

That was the most censor farts in the first 30 seconds ever

[@crusty.burrito]

That bush getting pegged part was way too quick and smooth 💀💀

[@shadbanta14]

Let’s go blarg. How ya doing buddy.

[@sander7350]

Didnt ask

[@Booman_MuTa]

That was the best merch promo i have seen yet haha

[@onygenre]

Probably the best ad I've ever heard. My frog 😎

[@schoofske]

Those first few minutes were great to watch while eating…😂

[@Tre-lew]

I wonder what would happen if the whole world farted at once

[@deymiengundi6534]

Love listening to the Goons while a live video of L.A. is played from a drone camera above an average adult in the city. Blarg is actually lost .

[@Jetthemasterchef9784]

we need more of this

[@XR6IX]

Could you imagine how funny they would be doing the drug wars DLC 😂💀

[@jellesidorak5200]

I actually wanted to go to sleep now but i got this notification so i guess its not time to sleep yet😅

[@mefford2692]

Yo, did Blarg escape the cops on foot!? 😂

[@NuggetGaming]

2:32 Randy Marsh after he took that huge shit that looked like a football.

[@mattleonard739]

I knew this heist setup was going to cause a special kind of brain rot

[@tre3559]

😂😂😂 love how none of them could remember what bathroom attendant is….

[@loganw9395]

The frog look’s cool definitely need it parents just got deported

[@thunderlordabove420]

Ur name is Logan, there's no way ur parents got deported they are definitely white 😂

[@saphinadarkness2502]

genuine question, whats the name of the song they were parodying? they made me wanna listen to it

[@iwatchtoomuchyt9281]

Hearing Blarg tell Doo to "just stop holding W" after that driving in the blue car was HILARIOUS

[@arciere9986]

Thank you for blessing this world this your frog, I will name him Flarg AKA El Flargò

[@galvatron5778]

The ending is actually incredibly badass

[@johnnyfelkner6902]

"how am i going left when my wheels are going right" blarg never got lessons from doc hudson.... turn to the left go to the right bubba...

[@alexiswagner7967]

I got the notification for this video during the podcast when y'all were talking about it

[@bonguswungus8405]

the frog ad at the start was fantastic

[@John.990]

Blarg very cute, like frog in soup

[@getoutofherestalker2441]

Now why is a frog inside Dallas aka Soup

[@John.990]

@@getoutofherestalker2441 are you suprised

[@TheREALAlexanderAnderson]

Blarg, to answer the question you guys asked, the literal name of the career is a Bathroom Attendant. But I like the term "Entre-poo-neurs" better, Lol

[@McdsChocolatechipfrappe]

The frog giveaway ended before I knew it started 😢 I was like fuck yeah frog on may 21st at 3pm but a dif time zone and yeah kinda sad, froog looked pretty cool

[@camaltherr7649]

We love more Brandon lore

[@zero_burrito]

FROOOOOG

[@JRBurlingame]

Your poo supervisor is a Bathroom Attendant, they actually make bank on tips for literally dealing with rich people shit

[@marcuspecos8672]

Mcnasty was right, youre supposed to kill all the guards

[@doomba187]

The froggy says its made with 100% soft pp cotton

[@Gibsonnnnn]

Ah yes finally, more friendship destroying!

[@dizzyrascal5015]

I'm sorry but I'm honestly shocked you managed to finish this heist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oli9640]

I'm actually sobbing from laughter wtfffffff

[@donavanwilkins9327]

Greatest merch plug ever😂

[@filetmignon164]

I should buy the frog and strap him to the back of my motorcycle

[@THEpurpletacokid]

current blarg +co playing old heists > current tryhards playing cayo perico

[@jennessabarnasroom1234]

they're called restroom/bathroom attendants lol

[@zacharyhastings1777]

Me high...Me eating a chocolate mint protein bar...huh that was an experience.

[@r9xor714]

the meltdowns are crazy in this one

[@Nick.11]

1:19 *MAXIMUM THICKNESS*

[@andmantf]

BLARG GTA CONTENT

[@NickyNightTerrorz]

Honestly I liked the video because of the frog lmao

[@toastmasteraj4208]

3:32 what video is thedooo referencing?

[@C1gar96]

Damn, this add hit different. Just a good master after this

[@SorryAllOut]

That was the best fucking ad ever holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dakotarunyan9962]

Brownies have the dumbest actual title ever... bathroom attendant.😂

[@DropHazard]

imma strap something to that frog and do something with it... let the imaginations go wild

[@andrewpotter9613]

The fuckin frog ass picture is a part of that picture album full of hundreds of hot dogs. I was a bathroom attendant at the Jacksonville Jaguars stadium all we do is hand you paper towels and clean the restrooms they would wash their hands first but yeah that's the worst hearing drunks do that is funny af

[@chickenlizerd6433]

There's steps to find.out if you have a cycs but fun fact I recently had two cycs removed from my left nut and I felt it there before I went to the doctors there but yeah it sucks love the vids big fan

[@baby_dino3300]

Arg I want the frog so bad, but youtooz international shipping is always so expensive

[@broodinggull3468]

Allegedly, the job title for the poop people is not toileneers sadly, but a really simple and boring title of a "ResTrOOm AttenDeNT" boring name...