This Video HAD ME IN TEARS For 40 Minutes STRAIGHT

Blarg, Nogla, Terroriser, Yumi, Dooo, Soup, and Mcnasty play Cards Against Humanity
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#cardsagainsthumanity

[@nolanmcintire831]

I love that blarg has gotten into the habit of hiding the photo right after showing it so the editors don't have to do as much work

[@Boss24601]

And then the editors forgot after he un hid it again lol

[@nomad7196]

I just got flashed with h3h3s ass

[@kindawack3367]

13:55

[@IrfanQurashi]

Yeah fr I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing H3’s cottage cheese dumpy

[@N1ghtSparrow]

@@kindawack3367 ?

[@IrfanQurashi]

Nogla trying to process the learning curve while playing with the goons is so hilarious.

[@havochellian1248]

Bro it ain’t just a learning curve, it’s a learning drop.

[@michaelagustinsantos3015]

@@havochellian1248 There's no learning involved. It's just a drop.

[@based_male9293]

he has a little too many brain cells

[@welkfor1753]

@@based_male9293 two?

[@austinl7467]

Hella they needa brong on swagger next

[@hunterross9028]

I love the arc both Nogla and Brian go through seprately, Nogla struggles too get into the memes like a 50 yearold man, and Brian comes in through the side entrance with his niche of meme

[@meatballman7079]

@zio dsreo Nice stolen comment.

[@HowieRaps]

Nogla even brought up Shane Dawson lmao.

[@the_cacco]

The tear gas I set on in my room has me in tears rn

[@BurntToast1717]

Ong

[@kermittheforg6222]

Same

[@Automatic_Pirate]

Same lmao

[@kimbleryan7150]

Same ong

[@Taxolia]

Caco demos they're everywhere

[@akaffe]

0:55 nogla: "is there anything off limits?" yeah nogla, im sure you can find something the GOONS will find overboard

[@jshooa4840]

That's one of the best things about this too. What are editors for if not to make sure the worse of the worse is gone?

[@user-ct9in9gk6c]

@@jshooa4840editor slipped up at 13:55 on H3H3 😐. Did not want to see that hence why I never looked it up but sloppy editor made me notice and now I can’t unsee it

[@ungesbunges6885]

Since I saw terroriser’s POV I find it funny that the first round was cut out

[@TheShiningGyarados93]

Agreed. I thought the same thing.

[@bwenzel8525]

We all know exactly why it was cut tho💀

[@ungesbunges6885]

Yea

[@ungesbunges6885]

Small man=bad

[@mackenziemarshall9486]

i watched both nogla and terroriser's and i had no idea what they were talking about until blarg's video i laughed so hard

[@InkyWinkDink]

7:40 “who won that fight?” “I can't say.. I'm- I'm catholic.” that sounded so respectful.

[@demilettucee3657]

A whole 40 minutes of CAH? My kind of night baby!

[@Kurama420]

Proceed to have Minladd and ohmwrecker reference by Terroriser and Nogla Me: (╯°□°）╯WOOOOH! YEAH, BABY!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!

[@Ritz-Carlton]

Breaking bad

[@bilepunch]

It's 11 am my brother

[@albadude1922]

@@Ritz-Carlton is the greatest show in the planet of earth.

[@tiredadmiral6758]

I read CAH as Cyanide And Happiness

[@gawd_gaming9943]

Hearing terriorizer call mcnasty "macnasty" makes my heart happy with the collab. Love seeing these guys coming together

[@perezadotarts]

Soup saying "black jeSYAUs" at 6:44 just makes me chuckle every time

[@supermariobro93]

*_“PRAISE DA LAWRD!”_* 😆

[@bpro5157]

13:55 editor deserves a raise

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Ayy knew someone else saw it

[@armyshark62]

@@notoriousgoblin83 lmao absolutely

[@dotexe8870]

I have replayed this about 100 times

[@memelord6335]

Thought I was the only one who saw it 😂

[@nickworthey5106]

Why he flat though

[@psych0CS2]

I love how this entire session was just a battle between the goons and brian to see who could make the most fucked up joke

[@ajvillegas2107]

Blarg tryin to stop them from talkin bout Pedro to Doo is the funniest shit ever 😭

[@kennythetrend3688]

You mean Pablo? 😶

[@3Guys1Video]

Pablo

[@simplyjay3638]

Time stamp?

[@alyssafaith22]

wasn't it yumi tho?

[@KKitsune15]

There's always something about cards against humanity that always concerns me, but I immediately forget why I'm concerned because how much I laugh

[@akiro5653]

Nothing like a fresh Blarg video while you're eating breakfast, huh?

[@albadude1922]

I wanna eat a bacon pizza

[@akiro5653]

@@albadude1922 Fax.

[@mdnightt]

ok

[@robert_gaming]

blargfast

[@tismute]

the slow merging of the goons and vanoss crew is what i needed

[@jilliankay7224]

6:58, turns water into Kool-Aid.

[@michaelpopowich5095]

Turns 1/3rd into Kool aid second third into 40 and last third into grape soda

[@bradenehlke7652]

27:11 fun fact the lead singer of slayer is actually catholic so blargs kind of right.

[@jonathonwhite9612]

A 40 minute video??? God damn blarg you really blessing us today

[@GamerKru1996]

It's always a great day when Blarg uploads!

[@iCantGetErect]

The best part about these videos is every time I watch a different channels perspective it's like a whole new video with who decides which parts they have to cut

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Blarg quickly became a favorite of mine

[@amateural]

13:15 Mcnasty and Nogla colab, but its just gardener sounds the whole time

[@shaldurprime7154]

30:43 this and the conversation thereafter reminds me of, in early high School 2017/18 for a few days I heard rumors of a song cover singer on Spotify or something, who had some form of mental disability or at least a severe vocal impediment, that made every word drawn out and hollow. He was called Tee-'something' 'something'-T, and I know that's not helpful at all but that's really all I can remember. The people that talked about him really liked his work, and from what little I heard it actually sounded pretty good for what he was working with

[@haydenr420]

32:37 This man’s favorite band is definitely System of a Down

[@WhosManIsThis]

26:30 "its kinda have double meaning" - nogla OH MY FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@catzzstela9149]

That little proud 'I told you I'm effed up' from Brian at the end is hilarious.

[@charlessaint7926]

Videos like this are my therapy sessions. Helps me unwind.

[@Nautilus472]

I don't think it's good if your therapy is Cards Against Humanity my guy

[@strawberryscentedchlorofor9935]

@@Nautilus472 laughter is good therapy

[@DJDMHaze]

Love that Mcnasty get pissed at them being obnoxious and yells shut up. But he’s always doing that shit

[@goblin7480]

Gotta love a 40 minute Blarg video

[@zetastreaker47]

“Pope, how old was your lover when you two met?” Pope: ✌️

[@assassinproject5586]

13:55 wtf he wasn’t kidding, it does look like a deflated basketball

[@MyHerostories]

I love how Nogla didn’t go off when they were talking about Jesus vs the nails and stuff, he just says I can’t say, I’m catholic.

[@Rose_Thorns98]

I absolutely loved seeing this session from all these perspectives it's so funny

[@mtbrains]

I interpreted the title as "40 minutes of Blarg being straight" lol

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

McNasty was the only one who had Craig in their thumbnail

[@jords844]

I am seeing blarg and soup slowly transition to posting more 30 minute+ videos and it makes me so happy

[@brawler8839]

Nogla: This is probably the most ADHD I've ever been around. My good sir you clearly do not remember the old gmod/gta videos. That shit was like watching a KZbin poop naturally create itself in a video game lmao

[@dominicanemperor28]

I can imagine Soup going to InfoWars just to say something like "Dog Rope" or something like that

[@GALAXY-XVI]

I like how everyone knew except Yumi who "Mario" is lol

[@HowieRaps]

I was waiting for soup to say "GET DOWN WITH THE SYNDROME!" 😂

[@jamesspreadborough24]

"Show up when you can!" Irish version of nirvana's come as you are

[@colewoild]

never fails to upload lunch time content love you matt

[@scouseleemini1]

I’ve watched four different versions of this video and I know he skipped brian’s first cars but this whole video was the best version

[@raphaeldagamer]

Nogla is so out of place and I love it.

[@ronguy7412]

Yk there’s just sometimes that I hate myself for watching your videos cause I’m sitting here surrounded by people trying not to laugh and I swear it’s a fucking workout

[@thefourthdymensionmusic]

THE AMOUNT OF RIPPING INTO HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED IS TOP TIER

[@ethanlynch9644]

I love how out of the whole group, you’re the only one that sounds somewhat sane during your intros lmao

[@roshi1534]

cant believe i woke upat niight , only to see a blarg cah 40 min video , its a complete treat while i finish ma dinner

[@tommystafford4408]

13:55 good job editor seems like you missed a blur

[@alfie_6107]

The amount of times ive nearly spat my drink while laughing at this video

[@YeaAboutThat]

Blarg i love that u just moved the Doo face with the baby cake power of late night editing

[@Spacebicorn1]

Thank you blarg I’ve been going through a tuff time in my life and your videos never fail to cheer me up.

[@brightfox5040]

Terroriser immediately accusing Nogla of him having the lawn mover man going again was fuckin hilarious, he was so quick on it

[@BetaMind]

"oh yay a Blarg video to watch while I eat" *sees it's cards against humanity "Hmm I'll wait"

[@namelesscreature8843]

30:42 Nogla and Dooo can relate to that one

[@CosmicHarusaki]

This video is posted on my birthday, and I’m watching it on my birthday. I would like to thank you Blarg for giving me the gift of extremely funny for my birthday as your content as well as your friends’ content to bring a smile and a laugh. Have a good day.

[@DaiLo.]

i watched this while one of u were streaming on twitch... I was at work and all of a sudden a outburst laugh and my coworkers looked at me like i was crazy. This happened like the whole stream. I had my headphones in

[@StatusNull]

ok. can't watch this one w/o headphones

[@PSYCEcoEnt]

I love the fact the goons are playing more with the dupe group. Non stop laughs

[@Eno_4815]

This is a truly divine combination of people (and by divine I mean unspeakably scuffed, but in the best possible way).

[@TheHarryNe1son]

Awesome video Blarg!!!!!! Hopefully you do more with Terroriser and Nogla

[@tangeld8359]

My favorite part of watching these videos is finding the POV of everyone in the session, because no matter how bad a card was, you can guarantee that not everyone censored it. Prime example; this is the first one I've seen of this session that didn't censor 23:38.

[@davidgerst6655]

editor forgot to censor h3h3 @ 13:56 , but it was censored earlier so 🤷‍♂️

[@maricruzajpacaja5141]

@@ffffff52 just blarg being a Canadian

[@cassandracarlton400]

@@ffffff52 There’s always drama with Ohmwrecker 🙄 but yeah, he’s come back up yet again recently. And everyone was mocking him for it on Twitter lmao

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@davidgerst6655 nah that one was on purpose ;) lol

[@achicken4531]

27:55 I dont know what it's called, but I think it's a health thing. My great grandmother has a foot like that. It's hard for her to walk. We have to walk behind her incase she falls (Its happened multiple times.)

[@evahn_671datboi3]

Anyone else listen to the goons videos without actually watching it💀 I lose so many brain cells lol

[@screenedat0m]

For CAH it’s even better seeing the cards though, one of the few I actually watch instead of listen LOL

[@Andy-sy9yl]

I love how everyone blurs different things so I can see something new in every video

[@Lord_Yeetis]

My new favorite blarg video.

[@consario1934]

I got jumpscared by h3's ass because the editor forgot to do it LMAO

[@Kobasaurio]

my eardrums always are blasting when i hear blarg scream or something like that

[@EJAllen-yp7zd]

The funniest card was the squidward one at the end for sure.😂

[@ianhandsup]

These guys making random noises will never fail to make me laugh

[@MythosPro]

Awesome, my guy. Freaking love this

[@lilren567]

I love seein youtubers that I watch seperately come together and I didn't even realise that they knew each other

[@atl1506]

40 minute card video, let’s gooooo!

[@TheSkewedReality]

The collab i wasn't expecting but appreciate so much

[@notrebelbuffoon522]

I like how Blarg shows the entire Link of the Pictures, so if you want to go search that Blurred image and likely get scarred for life, you can

[@da6d]

God these 30+ minute videos make me cream Thank you blarg, love sitting down and casually wasting an hour of my life and becoming dumber by the second. But in actuality I love these, thanks man

[@P4rtyB34r97]

He was almost at 900k when this video came out, 3 months later he is almost at 1mil, I believe in you Matt

[@3Guys1Video]

40 minutes of comedy Infinite minutes of Pablo shading 👍

[@novustalks7525]

that was a much needed laugh

[@klinkovv2884]

Ah yes cards again humanity, i think we need more of it? Maybe it can come back??

[@daisyrosefoxglove151]

I am totally messed up because of you guys. Thank you guys for opening me up to very offensive memes

[@noahcollins299]

You know it was going to be a good video, when you laugh at the thumbnail

[@xanderpascua2005]

Let's get this man to a mil!

[@GemForThem27]

bro you been grinding and uploading each day. mad respect

[@kontroll00]

13:55 thanos had the right idea

[@mr_coke1401]

The infection of GOONZ is slowly creeping onto other content creators

[@joshm.1398]

I fucking love these vids. I love your content and it always makes me laugh.

[@quackerdoo6473]

13:54 my eyes are poisoned

[@jbb2111]

You grave us with another masterpiece ty blarg and editors for your unenviable efforts!

[@jakeharmon542]

Honestly, that first card, but playing "Like a horse but not" is really funny to me

[@GUNUFofficial]

10:24 that monkey is built like the mercury steam engine.

[@helpinghand97VT]

man editors really worked for their paycheck this episode LOL

[@DeltaBravo05]

40 minutes of cards. Today is a good day

[@AgencyNighthawk]

Blarg's discord sidebar gives me turboanxiety

[@user-ox5fm4xs9e]

Nice to have nogla and terroriser in the videos

[@SloppyMcFloppy1029]

5:25 mcnasty's sound just fit so well as a reaction.

[@MaoiMaster]

For once, Blarg isn’t the odd man out in the squad of weirdness

[@irkSzN]

Blarg is the best thing to watch while eating

[@kevinocasey5262]

Never has there been so much "special" in one lobby. Lol