GTA 5 Races but they're ACTUALLY FUNNY

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[@Ricefox21]

Nogla Rage: “D. N. F. DUMB AS FUCK” Blarg Calm: “Oh Dumb as fuck”

[@jacobkean03]

“Doo you suck at every video game you’ve ever played” Doo: *plugs in guitar hero with malicious intent*

[@sulukaa8980]

Yes

[@akaoniryuu4564]

Buddy 😎

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Casually FCs Soulless V

[@tirefish]

I don't know why I read that as "plays guitar hero with malicious face"

[@onenormalorca]

*DNF* “Oh welp dumb as fuck” That Nogla clip inspired many.

[@Serpent947]

Was hoping someone else caught that

[@LilOkBc]

Yeah I remember that clip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@ValerieTemptation]

“Santa is invading Palestine” did not age well.

[@loganciesla4652]

santa isreal

[@M00NQUITE]

been happening for decades now, its not new news. its just recently gotten so much worse

[@davecrupel2817]

I would say it's aged beautifully 😂

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking

[@nighthawk-walz2594]

“Pretending to be a new member of the kkk but actually being a grand master wizard” Man this episode of Undercover Boss hit different

[@NotSoFrozen]

5:42 Damn Yumi didn't have to come at us like that...

[@whatdawhatgaming]

personelly attacked, character assassination

[@nekos_4ever900]

I mean it's true

[@cursedcat9557]

At least we have our homies buying chocolate for ourselves is better than giving some else chocolate

[@_JamesMorrell_]

@@cursedcat9557 I assure you the non virgin losers will also still be buying chocolate for themselves

[@riky4president]

Eeeeeemotional damage

[@chemicalbean]

"oh liberal smoothie" man Soup be dropping bars left right and center. Mostly right, lmao

[@albadude1922]

Soup has better bars than my dads jail cell

[@sidestep5435]

Better bars than MY jail cell

[@slaxkaz]

He has better bars than the metal bar my dad beats the shit out of me with

[@prmafrozt2943]

6:34 (Where the liberal smoothie lies)

[@bandoo1882]

underrated line from this video lmao

[@avgjoegaming8271]

You'd think with everyone having a raid sponsor I'd remember how much to skip it

[@LtTacobell]

same

[@James.D.B.]

Usually they go from 90 (1 minute 30) to 140 (2 minutes 20) seconds

[@darkfur18]

spoiler alert, "SponsorBlock"

[@dragonmeister1991]

I watch the entire thing for Blarg

[@James.D.B.]

@@dragonmeister1991 Fair enough, though he does get payed so long as it's in the video regardless of whether people skip that segment or not

[@decasuffrage9021]

damn that santa is invading palestine joke aged like fine wine

[@M00NQUITE]

its been happening for like 30-40 years so its not new news, isreal just started doing much worse stuff recently

[@tricky1506]

5:34 that became scarily relevant...

[@Travis2263]

Frrr 😭

[@masonsmith4572]

8:21 y’all actually gave a lot of people encouragement or made them uncomfortable just then and it was the best 😂😂😂

[@chazpooda]

2 years later that Israelite Santa didn’t age too well 😭😭

[@M00NQUITE]

i mean its been happening for like 40 years so its not new

[@arkovi3643]

"If you told me a mobile game had 500 champions, I'd probably assume it's the same character reskinned over and over..." As someone who finally cracked and played Raid, I can confirm that ALOT of the characters are reskins.

[@nathowsl6435]

Blarg funny moments! It’s a good Sunday when blarg uploads :DD

[@samsnyder1946]

It’s a good Sunday when your in it baby😊🥵❤️

[@nathowsl6435]

@@samsnyder1946 😳😳😳

[@pandareijgah3820]

0:16 well, Dooo *did* serve the lord's chicken

[@sparton1o185]

My response to 6:00 I ain't single buy choice I just got no fucking game 🤣🤣

[@xyztyzyxnova6923]

I couldnt even see my screen from all the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This is by far the funniest video ever posted on the internet and im pretty sure my entire family could hear me laughing my ass off

[@lobstereddie9296]

I could jot relate to that more lmao

[@HandiApp]

Not funny

[@lobstereddie9296]

@@HandiApp that sir/ma'am is why comedy is subjective

[@HandiApp]

@@lobstereddie9296 comedy is a myth

[@T-RentSchwandt9091]

17:55 THE JUNGLE BOOK JOKE GOT ME HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER 😂🤧😭🤧😂

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

10:05 I love the "dnf, dumb as fuck" reference 😂😂😂

[@ancientdwarf7009]

5:50 damn Yumi, you’re right but damn

[@declangriebenow4388]

9:09 answer to that question Yes yes I have 🤣🤣 Ain't nothing more funnier then when you hitting it from the back and Matt starts to freak out during game play 🤣🤣

[@DaemoniumRex118]

watching this a few days before valentines, just got called out by a 2 year old video

[@McDoobis]

Why did Dooo's "Woah, dude!" sound so genuine tho

[@smoozies9794]

you know its a good day when blarg uploads

[@thewitchswart3050]

21:20 Grandmas Sedan drifting around delivering tofu to all the naughty goons of this world.

[@elvinkarimov6576]

Yeah gotta love initial d

[@AMoistEggroll]

Never in my years of subbing to Blarg, Soup, and Dooo have I heard Dooo tilted to the point that he becomes an elderly man that hates racing! Timestamp 12:48

[@ku7a94]

This makes dealing with booster shot side effects much better

[@its1899]

bruh imagine having side effects from covid vaccine

[@rohanphilip491]

@@its1899 the booster shot was hellish for some reason, but even though i had no symptoms from the first 2 doses

[@albadude1922]

Enjoy bill gates’ 5g chip liberal

[@rohanphilip491]

@@albadude1922 i mean if you’re gonna use that argument, you’re phone already does that, and if they are tracking us through the vaccine, does it even matter since they would already have the info? I mean if they already do, hell i would consider it a win since they are just getting us immunity either way

[@abone1833]

Decided to watch this and the jokes line up perfectly with the current events ahhh isreal jokes.

[@Zenny00]

“Santa is in Isreal” “Santa is invading palestine” 💀

[@legendwingz0161]

Sunday GTA content! Some of my favorite stuff right here.

[@timothyphillips9787]

This was the most I’ve laughed in a very long time thank you🤝

[@lord_touchme]

Thank You, Blarg. From start to go I enjoyed

[@tempest7785]

22:11 threw me off so much. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. Had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

[@colinswanson2820]

I actually had tears rolling down my face when soup said “OHHH LIBERAL SMOOTHIE”

[@marwanaljohary7615]

It's about time we get balrg over the 1 Mil line.

[@HenryDaNinth]

The ballrg is rolling quickly my friends

[@danielmartin5962]

I'm home sick with covid and the idea of doo with a grill and dreadlocks being "the coolest mf" just made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath lol

[@ginger_nosoul]

I like the editor was like "better sensor the word gay but im ok with isis" 😂😂

[@dylan_hooker]

well isis isn’t rlly an offensive word lol

[@ginger_nosoul]

@@dylan_hooker sounds like a personal problem

[@Captain_Garchomp]

I love how Soup can go from saying the most fuck-shit thing ever to, "wait wait hold up what did *YOU* just say". Like he hasn't said anything stupid yet

[@jdleviathan6319]

I’m so glad I can rewatch this video, it’s been a while since I had a good laugh like this

[@Valentune2]

He really got me with all of our virgin nerd fans will be alone on valentines day💀

[@grizzlymalibu2057]

If Blarg was santa he would be SANDta

[@user-xn8xh5cw5c]

yet again a amazing video so good I watched it end to finish

[@zr_3757]

22:50 Good news, there are actually multiple of those, they're all PvE and a few of them are actually really good

[@thatirishpotato6731]

at 21:27 i expected yumi to say "I have a fun fact about dimentia, I have a fun fact about dementia, I have a fun fact-"

[@tempest7785]

Same. Thought it was gonna be either that or “hold on I forgot”

[@georgewendell]

I love watching all blargs videos from start to go

[@MaztRPwn]

Soup talking about ‘some kid getting recruited so don’t stress out’ is big facts and hit me hard. Comin from a dude in the Navy, there’s lots of ppl with no problems and I’m lookin at em on Twitter & KZbin comments like, “Nigga shut up. Do my job for a month and tell me wassup bout some dumb shit”. 🤣 🤣

[@NicotheTemplarTerminator]

FRUG TIME LADS!!!! 🐸

[@DatShadowWolf]

Funny moments POG owo

[@meltingautumn867]

this video is one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. from end to finish i was laughing.

[@johnchiampi175]

Best video I’ve watched all day

[@HughJanus930]

This whole video has aged perfectly

[@genjicarry3720]

this has to be the first video that made me laugh this hard in a while

[@koablantz6327]

50M Nuggets. (590 calories per 10piece) that amounts to about 5M 10peice boxes. meaning, that those people would have to eat about 13,698 10 peice chicken nuggets every single day. For a total of over 80M Calories every single day.

[@minorityboi2126]

I was watching Puffer, then I got a notification for Blarg, and here we are

[@firewolf905]

This is one of the funniest shits I’ve seen in quite a long time and I mean as of now of the whole year. This made me laugh non stop. So funny

[@gearsofawesome4]

10:05 Oh he said it! he said the line! Nogla get the camera!

[@lascrannon]

A Blarg Video on my Birthday? This is great!

[@pugryan888]

"Pug me" alright, I'm here. What ya need?😂

[@cletusmcfetus]

I loved this whole video from start to go

[@dauntlessnicholas1672]

How the fuck does one get out so many jokes out to fill a 23 minute video holy shit. These guys are comedy gold and goal

[@prmafrozt2943]

10:05 Nogla, is that you?

[@Turtle_Inc]

8:00 what a video to go trending 😂

[@Hoplasa]

twas a good video, from the end to finish

[@Sussy_Sturmtiger]

I love these videos lol

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Blarg on trending nice!!!

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blarg your on trendinggg

[@fahad_badr]

i laughed way too hard at this

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Congrats on making trending blarg

[@TheFedgog]

blarg man never fail to make i laugh, good video, big like

[@mrwisher1250]

yoooooo blarg on da trending

[@T-Jay]

Man i love sunday blarg

[@redneckoutofasuit]

This was the funniest video in a while imo

[@elisolomon2114]

Love keep op the great videos

[@ryanbgaming373]

End to finish had me sent😂

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

I've burped up foam before. It's usually after I drink a soda after working hard.

[@brandonjohnson1794]

6:55. here to confirm he exists. I had a HS history teacher named Mr. Humphrey, exact same spelling as to caption

[@oskarmakuch31]

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!! Lets GOOOOO

[@TheIrishman32711]

21:40 no bs I had a relative with dementia and I never saw her look up once

[@BTTRSWYT]

soup was kinda popping off with the funny word moments

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

Thank you blarge

[@sxlf_rulxd1315]

I pretty much stay waiting for the next Blarg upload.

[@Facethatsad]

Three years later still single for valentines day watching these vids

[@gusjones5609]

Nice a blorg video

[@bloodyrose7252]

Cant believe I just smiled on a Monday 0:14

[@itisdanmoore]

The thumbnail alone guarantees this to be a good video

[@laynewilkinson8815]

watching this while in class is one of the hardest things I think I have ever done

[@beltbobby3018]

Very epic

[@damianbunnell5677]

yessir i’ve done it to your videos multiple of occasions 😂

[@MyGreatCreation]

I burp up foam whenever I microwave a snow globe, crack it open and add some ramen noodles and eat it for dinner.

[@i_am_sketchy]

15:05 Doo: Master Ree- Subtitles: Master McNasty. Me: Damn you didn't have to do him dirty like that chief-

[@heftytophatvintage3102]

Doo's on a roll this vid 💀

[@nog0dsnomasters]

So y'all were wondering if anyone lost their virginity to your videos? I actually did. It was Blarg's best of 2019 video. You're welcome, boys.

[@harutatsumi3690]

Hello sponsor frog! I laughed so hard at this video that I had to put it on pause since I couldn't see the screen because I started tearing up from laughing so much

[@deathfire1134]

Watched this video from end to finish

[@Azriel_is_real]

I love the gta races can you make more also looking forward to more warzone have a nice day blarg

[@TwistedWasHere]

18:16 I stopped looking and thought it was an actual ad lol

[@ManiacX1999]

For that Mark Wahlberg story, he was 17 and he was charged with another similar crime when he was 15

[@JacktheRedBeard]

I like the subtle Nogla reference in there 😂

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

Imma watch this with a smile on my face and a Donkey Kong on my shirt.