Bleach soul sonic 2006 - live drama 3/4 - The Gangsters of Soul Society part 1

Translation in the description !!!!!
credit for the translation go to ranruchan on eyeshine forum
forum.eyeshine....
___
Members of Team Hitsugaya: Ichigo, Keigo, Hanataro, Hitsugaya
Members of Team Ichimaru: Ichimaru, Yumichika, Renji, Soifon
Narrator: In this cool world, every day there are fights between these two gangs (Ichimaru and Hitsugaya)
Chez Hitsugaya [chez = the house of, in other words, Hitsugaya's headquarters]
Hanataro: Well then, Im heading out to buy lunch now.
Ichigo: Huh
Hanatoro: Ichigo-oniisan and Keigo-oniisan want yakisoba and fruit-flavored milk, and Master ToshiroAh! Ah, excuse me, starting today I should say, Hitsugaya-Sandaime-Kumicho [Sandaime = third; kumicho = the head Yakuza, so Hitsugaya = the third head of his Yakuza group]
Ichigo: Oh, it doesnt matter what you call him, either way that guy is still just a kid! Right, Keigo?
Keigo: That's right! With him as the head (kumicho), its like we subordinates have become schoolboys now [not sure of this translation]
Ichigo: Haha!
Hitsugaya: (angrily) You two!! If you dont show me some respect Ill sic Hyorinmaru on you!
Ichigo: Toshiro, Toshiro! Todays just your first day at work, right? Dont be like that.
Hitsugaya: Its Hitsugaya-KUMICHO! Yamada, I dont care what buy me for lunch, just make it quick! If not, even you will not be spared. Understand?
Hanataro: (nervously) Ah, ah, ah, y-yes! Im going!
Narrator: Meanwhile, chez Ichimaru [couldnt translate what was said after that]
Soifon: Now then, whos going to Hitsugayas headquarters to bring that guy named Hanataro over here? Our leader Ichimaru-oniisan is waiting for him.
Renji: Im a little sleepy right now. Soifon-taichou, you go on ahead!
Soifon: What are you talking about? Im not the captain (taichou). Im the powerful Suzumebachi of Team Ichimaru, Soifon. Now stop talking nonsense and get going!
Renji: Tch, dont be so smug. I get it, Ill go.
Yumichika: (sweetly) Be careful out there, Abarai-kun!
Soifon: Youre going too
Yumichika: Eh?! Me too?
Renji: Lets go, Yumichika-san! Sheesh, cant stand that stubborn, bossy woman.
Narrator: Now we change scenes back to chez Hitsugaya
Ichigo: Run, run! Number 6, number 6! Aw, crap! [Im guessing hes playing a video game or something like it] Huh? Man, why is Hanataro so late?
Keigo: ACHOO! Theres ice everywhere, Im freezing. I want to eat something hot
Ichigo: Yeah, yeah, Toshiro sure knows how to make this place freezing cold.
Keigo: Yeah, I really feel like having some warm fruit-flavored milk and BBQ rice right now
Ichigo: Ah, sounds delicious!
Keigo: Yeah, yeah!
Suddenly, with a loud whoosh, a knife flew by and pinned a letter to the wall.
Ichigo: Huh? Whats that? Looks at letter Keigo! Look at this letter!
Keigo: WAAAAH! Dont scare me! Yelling in such a loud voice, you scared me to death!
Ichigo: Sorry!
Keigo: Huh? A letter?
Ichigo: Yeah!
Keigo: Give it here and Ill read it! Dear Hitsugaya Toshiro-sama
Scene switches to Ichimaru reading the same letter aloud
Ichimaru: Dear Hitsugaya Toshiro-sama, congratulations on your promotion to kumicho. I originally wanted to visit you in person, but I couldnt make it. Oh yeahcan I borrow your subordinate Hanataro-kun for a while? Ill return him to you before dinnertime, so dont worry. Ichimaru Gin.
Scene switches back to Keigo and Ichigo.
Keigo: imitating Gins Kansai accent Dont worry. (normal speech) Hm? What the hell?!
Ichigo: Ichimaru that bastardhow could he do this to our Hanataro?
Keigo: But, buthe said that he would return him to us before dinnertime. Then it should be ok, right?
Ichigo: You idiot! As if we can believe what he says! Besides, even if hes telling the truth, by the time he returns Hanataro to us, our warm fruit-flavored milk and our rice will be frozen!
Keigo: Ohhhhit wont taste as good if its cold!
Ichigo: Thats rightok, lets go, Keigo!
Keigo: Yeah! No matter what, Hanataro is still our cute little brother! Lets go!
Ichigo: Yup!
We hear the sound of running footsteps
Hitsugaya: This is going to be a problem