Blind Dating Guys Based On Their Outfits

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[@roseharvey9900]

You know all those girls are making fun of him behind the screen. So many knowing looks were given.

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

for sure

[@moatrboat]

i would have lmao

[@goldenoceans14]

I was thinking this too 😂😂

[@DirtyPrancing]

You can tell he feels it too, the way he's squirming and making comments about himself taking the L when he's literally the one eliminating the women

[@Zombiesfromjupiter]

SO MANY.....

[@AlexanderKrell]

The guy totally googled "how to talk to women about clothes" before the show then abandoned that plan and started ad-libbing after the second Depop flop

[@Purplesquigglystripe]

@Safwaan it can be a good flirting strategy, but only if you’re actually good at it and not being overly condescending.

[@oniondust]

I went on a date with a guy who did the same thing and it felt weird

[@vlo4829]

@Safwaan I thought he came off as genuinely awkward. My impression was that he took the "this is about clothes" thing a little too seriously and the embarrassment he felt from his banter getting squashed in the beginning just never subsided. Really flustered, bad at hiding it, grasping at straws for questions and comments. I guess I thought he was more "Sh*t, I need a question and comment for EACH girl, EVERY time?! What are questions people ask on other dating shows??" rather than trying to be alpha. The poor guy couldn't even think of a different compliment as the women were eliminated other than "I'm taking an L" again and again.

[@mars_is_cooler]

@Safwaan I think people who do that think that they’re going to guess right and the girl is going to be like “Wow How did you guess” and then they laugh about for years but it is just awkward regardless if they’re right

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

The second video really went from "try to win a date with Garrett" to "avoid the date with Garrett at all costs."

[@MaryMarixo]

Each girl walked just out of camera view and visibly breathed a sigh of relief.

[@calowenby1654]

Yeah, I don’t blame ‘em.

[@FreedomUninterrupted]

YEEEES!

[@pisscvre69]

and he did it with the first sentance he said, thats a all time speedrun on red flags LOL

[@definitelynotskynet]

For real. I feel like 10 shot gal absolutely knew what she was doing with those answers.

[@TindraSan]

The guy is very good at asking incredibly loaded questions. He rly seems like the type of guy who appears nice at first but is actually very judgemental, but also insecure and tries to cover it with a passive aggressiveness that's supposed to come off as "confidence"

[@TindraSan]

... this guy is a sub, but a creepy one

[@shirin9452]

That’s the best description I’ve seen of him here

[@pisscvre69]

"appears nice at first" bruh where LOL he's just 100 rude

[@thesingerintheshower]

Nailed it

[@DeviPotato]

the woman seemed genuinely interested in getting to know the guys and the man kept trying to flex about how he Knows Things and how he could psychoanalyze them by their choice in clothes

[@cilantrolime]

And their relationship with their dads lol

[@nanoglitch6693]

Don't get me wrong, I didn't like the guy either but I can't fault him for misunderstanding the game because that was kinda what I came here expecting.

[@PogChimp]

except the gyy was always wrong

[@jenm1]

Psychoanalysis in that way might be the cringiest thing possible. I hate people who “””””””read body language”””””””””

[@jenm1]

@@nanoglitch6693 it’s his opinions, not necessarily expressing them

[@rory_gilmores_coffee]

i'd feel safer with the guy who said his ideal first date would be taking someone to a cliff than i would with garret

[@jhammer01]

Completely agree

[@c12486]

Wait was his name really garrett I thought that was Jarvis making fun of him 😂

[@kaitlin2150]

I'm dying from laughing because of this comment omg lol

[@kirin1230]

He seemed really chill

[@coldslaws]

@@jhammer01 9999999999999999999999999999999999

[@Sloth808]

As someone born and raised in a place that is now a tourist destination, it makes my blood boil hearing his plan to make vacation homes. It’s heartbreaking to see so many local people have to move away when they can no longer afford to live in places that have been gentrified

[@kill4karma]

Garrett is definitely the type of dude to mainsplain literally everything. You could have a doctorate on a topic he's never even heard of and will still tell you you're wrong about anything you say about it.

[@FanEdtit]

He the type of guy to say “no, you don’t get it” and then say the same thing back to you but in an emotional manner

[@itsasecret5540]

You're not nitpicking him, Jarvis. His vibes are off and his questions are creepy and judgemental.

[@MeikaGarcia]

💯

[@Stopcommentingthesamecomments]

He was off af i get being kinda socially akward i kinda still am but that dude was just freaking werid man i cringed at every word he said as soon as he said he was going for a tick tock look bro ur in ur mid 20s stfu

[@mmarleenn2391]

Yeah he seemed as if he himself thinks he dissed these girls in a cheeky way or so but is just rude and petty

[@Ray_Vun]

the concept is very superficial, judge a person by how they dress. but it lets you ask questions to get to know them beyond that, which the first girl did. he just focused on the judge the book by the cover. he only cared about the superficial aspects of the girls, everything he said and asked revolved around superficial things. so it comes off as super creepy

[@suzannax]

I feel bad for the unlucky "winner". Lucky escape for the others though

[@Sky-vt8vu]

as a Filipino we do not want that guy's affordable housing for rich tourists thank you

[@jaqsre]

i was with his plan until that last part of the sentence 😭 like wow that’s so nice and then...

[@kaemincha]

the absolute ROLLERCOASTER that plan was lmao accessibility rights to tourists only 💀

[@bjam89]

yeah i was like cool when he got to all around the world, like plenty of places could use cheap affordable houses...and then he went tourists good gods

[@galaxyocicat5660]

It's incredibly tone deaf because the Philippines does experience problems with affordable housing for poorer Filipinos especially in urban areas, and this guy is planning to make housing for tourists?? People who most likely have enough money to buy like one condominium in the Philippines that Filipino citizens will not be able to have enough money to even rent cause they're too expensive??

[@hippopajamas]

VERY "had me in the first half" and in the worst way

[@twilitecho5903]

"Do you like to wear colorful shoes" is the kind of question Duolingo would hit me with in 6th grade Spanish.

[@goosegoose5737]

It was awesome how after eliminating a girl, she’d come around and his face had “oh crap she’s gorgeous” written all over it.

[@sapien537]

He LITERALLY has "negative game" I've never heard anything more accurate about people like him.

[@JhericFury]

Yup, it's like that bit in friends when Joey is learning how to repel women

[@undefined7141]

Riiiiiight it’s friggin palpable

[@Hippolyta.]

garrett has a lot of confidence for someone who is always wrong

[@hava8563]

couldn't have said it better

[@evanitii4138]

its always the worst guys who are confident

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

“Get out of my way or I’ll spit on you” “Uh, I was just cold”

[@taylifts]

That's just most straight men tbh

[@jordanfelt5978]

@@taylifts then you haven't been around too many straight men. Or you just need to change yourself because running around assuming that about an entire group of people is pretty ignorant.

[@itschili2711]

Jess’s final pick wants to colonize a South East Asian country with air bnbs and said “let’s get married”. Boooo

[@teencrisis4750]

FR LIKE, girl are you serious 😭

[@anuli.]

as a fashion student i can say fashion simultaneously does and does not exist. literally wear whatever looks good on you and makes you happy, but also make sure it looks good.

[@ToriSleeper]

Why the guy feels icky and wrong: He is not really asking them anything about THEMSELVES or their personality. It's about what they can do for him, their relationships with men, and their bodies. Everything he says about or to them comes from sexist stereotypes. The girl beforehand was asking about their goals and interests...

[@hippopajamas]

every woman eliminated was secretly blessed

[@ToriSleeper]

@@hippopajamas honestly. I'm sure they were relieved 😅

[@ToriSleeper]

@Safwaan if the guys are "always asking them", he should have been better as asking them questions 😂

[@auroralong5437]

@Safwaan what?? are you saying we have an innate ability to talk to men and then men have some innate difficulty talking to us??

[@kenstein7320]

@Safwaan anybody can initiate a conversation bro it aint 1952

[@9gagHasMySoul]

'Youre just short' i love her for this, she wrecked this guys entire week

[@cass1115]

I just know he went home and cried about that

[@anastasinscreed]

The only thing I liked about the second part, honestly.

[@sven6574]

One thing you should most definitely do to not seem insecure about your height is respond “No you’re not” to a tall woman telling you her height

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Entire week? Nah she wrecked this man’s life 🤣🤣🤣

[@hamtaru]

i was laughing so hard when she said she's 6'1, it was obvious he was trying to make it seem as if he's 6'2 or something instead of 5'9 and getting confirmation just cracked me up

[@Myr642]

This man is making it blatantly obvious he’s into degradation: “Are you going to make me cry on a date” “spit on me”

[@Samiju]

" Drip has been a little dry lately" is poetry and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@elliottc-c8777]

Jubilee can't seem to find a single man who knows how to compliment women without being a creep

[@Kaunoe]

They’re hard to come by

[@elliottc-c8777]

@@Kaunoe You're right, I just didn't want to say that because it'd get me bombarded with hate comments from men

[@flargarbason1740]

@@elliottc-c8777 from the "nice guys" of the internet

[@anastasinscreed]

@@flargarbason1740 it's always the nice guys lmao

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@elliottc-c8777 if you think everyone who disagrees with you is a man hating on you maybe you need to rethink your views

[@thilypad557]

You’re not alone. He was also weirding me out mostly because of the undertone of sexism in most his comments/questions. Asking the girl with ripped jeans about her relationship with her dad was a bad look because the of stereotype that girls who have “daddy issues” (I hate that term. Shanspeare has a great video on the sexist nature of that term if you’re interested) dress a certain way.

[@olivieremy6085]

After he said "value" as reffering to the women's, nothing after that came right.

[@aleksandrapaczkowska1789]

I love you for recommending video essay

[@k3y_sm4sh]

@JarvisJohnson: "I hate this man's vibe... But it's probably just me" Me, a woman: No no no it's NOT just you 😬 This man makes me feel unsafe and I'm not even in the room with him!

[@Hippolyta.]

Totally agree. And when he said one of the girl's pants sat on her body nicely, it highlighted how he pays more attention to the body rather than the clothing. And even when he payed attention to their personality, anything that opposed his lifestyle was wrong (ie, "Toronto girl" not liking Drake, and the first girl going out clubbing. To the second example, he couldn've just said "I'm not much of a clubber or drinker so our lifestyles/interests may not align." Instead, he demonized her hobbies.) Semantics and nuance are very important in language. If you're not paying attention to the way you phrase things, you don't care as much for other people's feelings

[@k3y_sm4sh]

Usually it's hard for me to feel bad for show contestants bc a lot of the drama is manufactured after the fact by editors, and even if not they're getting paid to be there by choice (Jarvis has pointed this out a few times), but in this case these seemed like nice girls who wanted to participate in a fun dating game and instead they got objectified by an insanely creepy guy to the point of most of them seemingly like they WANTED to get eliminated rather than date him... And I fear to think how he treated the "winner" if she didn't want to date him based on what he asked about ghosting- this man has been ghosted before and in my experience those are the kind of men who will go to desperate lengths (ex. st*lking) to "win" a woman

[@rockyember]

the women were probably so relieved when he chose to eliminate them after those sexist, awkward questions

[@EnergyCuddles]

Impressed by that guy's negging game ... like wow, EVERYTHING he says is a jab at those women.

[@Kaunoe]

He doesn’t deserve any of these absolute girl bosses

[@emma-di5ly]

He gaslights, he gatekeeps, they girlboss

[@doityourselfbombs]

girlboss (endearing)

[@bufferkiller]

I love that each one eliminated looked so relieved and the one chosen was so clearly disappointed. 😂

[@littlechickeyhudak]

unus

[@woahtheresis2797]

i think the thing that bugs me the most about that guy is how he kept making up very specific personalities for the women and not just letting them speak for themselves. (also Jackie is so pretty o.O)

[@TheKaurK]

Safwaan why do you have to negate it if someone finds Jackie pretty? You can have your opinion as to who you think is beautiful, but it’s just odd to go out of your way to negate someone’s compliment to someone else? Do you think your taste in beauty should be the ultimate standard for everyone else? This maybe an open forum but I don’t think something like a compliment on a subjective quality is really up for debate. Unless, of course that’s an unearned power trip or something worse.

[@whatagirthypooyouvetaken5825]

@@TheKaurK exactly

[@WOLFGANG634]

@Safwaan You’re commenting on everything and being absolutely disgusting with your views-To anyone who’s curious, he got into a whole debate with people about, “women having it easier than men”. This man-child dislikes stereotypical gender roles for men, but sees nothing wrong about it being perpetuated for women. Please stop talking 🤮

[@Skelliiie]

@Safwaan you literally did, in a reply to a different comment. Oh you were also being extremely transphobic in those replies as well, can't forget that.

[@sfigataa.69]

@Safwaan bro. “The other ones”…? They aren’t fucking things lmao. Va te faire foutre.

[@1DROCKS12345]

It felt like when Jess comented on the mens outfits, she judged the actual style and the clothes and the combinations while getting to know them but when Garett was judging the girls, he was just judging *them*. Like when he was intimidated by the first girl's height, and commented on depop girls. Then he moves completely into really personal (and low-key sexist) things - what's your relationship with your father, how many guys have you ghosted. Like she asked about them and their plans, interests etc. He was just inappropriate.

[@roseevans4101]

The girl guesser has good taste and a sense of depth and isn't totally vapid The guy guesser has never met a woman in his entire life

[@marylickona6322]

Bro the girl was asking questions like she was actually interested in dating one of the guys but the guy was lowkey just judging the girls lmao

[@aj7058]

She also went for a much more cohesive format like even if he didn't suck so much he killed the game by trying to ask them each individual questions.

[@elizahhoward3923]

I apologize for these excuses for men these days

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

"Toronto" getting that hit in there about his height before leaving was absolutely amazing. I am so proud of her. Queen.

[@hippopajamas]

RIGHT?! like, ROAST him!

[@maryd7753]

he got absolutely demolished and then got sOOO bitter in the next round 💀

[@commanderponds8308]

Toronto was best girl lol

[@sierra6651]

she dodged a bullet and she knew it. good for her

[@Rhysman30]

I agree, but chicks do take rejection hella hard, kinda pathetic. Im sure bud would have taken any one of them given the chance. It's like giving a bag of candy to a kid and asking them to only pick one to eat lmao

[@Cupcake101rocks]

I feel like an lgbt version of this would be very fun considering the pretty accurate lgbt fashion stereotypes

[@cosmodusty]

RIGHT. you can absolutely tell a person's personality based on their fit... because we do that on purpose hahahh

[@ro_the_lion]

@@cosmodusty lol so true, so true! The safest thing is to be as clearly coded as possible. No room for error, gotta cuff correctly...

[@bellac6311]

oh yeah like a sapphic version where the contestants are just dressed like the whole cast of matilda

[@esl4287]

Ok, so I read this as "dating blind guys based on their outfits" and wondered what horrible abyss you'd stumbled into.

[@justlola417]

That dude is the kind of person you have to close your eyes and take a deep breath after every sentence they say, or be cringing forever

[@lamibonxd]

why is this so accurate😭😭

[@makeda6530]

I hate how that perfectly encapsulates him but spot on.

[@cthrugrl]

Doesn't the whole asking questions thing completely defeat the point of the exercise? At that point its not a blind date based on outfits, it's just a blind date

[@hannahbloom]

yeah, I was very confused when they started talking. I though the whole point was that they pick their favorite outfit, then see what someone’s personality is.

[@mcwjes]

Maybe because there's not a ton of personality in four pairs of dark pants? Maybe?

[@mcwjes]

@@alext8294 for sure. It's definitely a stretch.

[@rachelkim6134]

I agree, or at least ask questions delving more into their fashion styles instead of their personalities/interests.

[@hellomissannie]

Agreed! The channel Cocoa Butter has a similar series where they actually pick the date purely based on the outfit

[@Emily-pn1rg]

My physical reaction to the, "what's the relationship with your dad like?" Was exactly what Jarvis did, literally jerked my head back and closed my eyes from the whiplash.

[@maeowelvsulotz]

The dude in the second vid’s whole approach was: Lemme just make assumptions about each woman so that I’m validated if I’m correct and if I’m wrong then I’ve learned absolutely nothing about her. Then let me just gaslight the girl I find hot but eliminated and say that she “turned on me” by insulting my height even though I insulted her height first. What a toxic a hole

[@shapedsilver3689]

I totally agree with his “that first date is a little much” thing. Going to your place and listening to music is what you do as an add-on when your seriously vibing, not something you plan for

[@Flameclaw123]

Especially since I got the impression from his answer that it was music he made, which is like... a Lot for a first date if that's what he meant

[@cheetodust745]

Driving around is such a lame first date idea, then going to a strangers house?? Hell nah

[@hmmmummm2514]

@@cheetodust745 i actually think driving around might be fun, but only if i knew the person as a friend beforehand. you could talk and stuff. obviously with a stranger it would be kind of terrifying.

[@cheetodust745]

@@hmmmummm2514 yeah I like cruising with friends too, blasting music and parking to take photos or just walking around is great! It’s just that for a first date it’s so low effort and possibly dangerous. Coffee, lunch, dinner etc are much better for first dates because it requires effort (dressing up, picking the restaurant/cafe) and is in a public place

[@g.t.3186]

@@cheetodust745 Hell, even dinner seems like a bit much for my book. Or any night time date for that matter, it's always easier to feel safer during the day and I don't wanna make my date nervous to leave, if that makes any sense.

[@AlexA-jm3qj]

the combination of him negging every girl while also objectifying them and not caring about them as people is what makes him feel so weird...jarvis ur instincts were totally correct

[@kiyavi]

Dang, I think you nailed it...now you got me thinking...was he trying to do outdated, bad pick-up techniques in this already unnatural scenario? That could explain partially why it was so eww.

[@bananabrain2996]

And the fact he was making little comments to suggest the women were the toxic ones... feel like he's the kind of guy who doesn't speak to women as equals then wonders why they're stand offish towards him

[@chicknugs]

I’m glad Jarvis’s douche radar is as good as mine with that guy who was picking. I feel like women get backlash for having an automatic sense of creepy/rude guys so it’s nice to know we aren’t the only ones 😭

[@chicknugs]

The way he backed up from her in horror after that blonde girl said she’s 6’1

[@gooblegal817]

it feels like he's one of those guys that act very nice, especially around other people, but then get weird or easily irritated if you say the wrong thing

[@anindya6707]

As a SE Asian, that guy's answer about going to the Philippines definitely irks me. The whole SE Asia (probably excluding Singapore) is already very cheap for 1st world country people to visit. Whyy do they need to make it cheaper?? He may not meant to gentrify but it just screams gentrification to meee.

[@rachel3760]

I was thinking the same thing! The Philippines is ssooo cheap for westerners. It'd be messed up to built vacation homes in the first place but to sell them as "affordable" for "more people to travel" like you're breaking barriers when it's already cheap is extra slimy.

[@ronanmaebee]

I thought he was going to say affordable housing for like the actual population but then he said vacation homes like ??? that's not affordable housing thats airbnb !!

[@Em-fz5uh]

Well said !! As someone who visited multiple countries in SA, I completely agree with you. The expenses for us western tourists aren’t much the only expensive thing are the plane tickets. His whole idea sounds stupid. It will just made the land and housing more expensive for the locals in the area.

[@kaileymo]

@@Em-fz5uh Typical half baked idea 💀. I can understand the line of thinking and context that as a black man in the US, travel is oftentimes out of reach for many, and he sees “making beautiful places accessible” as a noble pursuit. But, as you said, the prohibitively expensive part is the plane ticket and making a bunch of VRBOs is actually terrible for locals! He’s not think about his role in gentrification or how making cheap rentals will actually make travel to the Philippines accessible. Something tells me that he just wanted to travel and came up with this “business idea” just to sound cool.

[@jwlsiee]

affordable housing.... he should have ended it there LMAO

[@WhosBean]

"Where do you see yourself 5 years?" "Gentrifying the Philippines" "So cute!" Edit: To be clear, I think she misunderstood too, but it was a funny reaction from our pov.

[@Shadowdreamer4]

to be fair to her, the first time I heard him I assumed "affordable housing" was for the Filipinos because I missed the "tourism" part. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she also missed that.

[@21units]

@@Shadowdreamer4 *Filipinos but yeah maybe she missed that part

[@anonymoususer638]

Literally the first time I've heard the word "gentrify" since I took Human Geo.

[@megatronboy-ir1vn]

LMFAO

[@Ray_Vun]

@@Shadowdreamer4 i really hope that was it. i mean, he had us in the first half. we thought he wanted to go and help people in lesser situations be able to have a nice house they can afford. but no, he plans on getting rich by building houses only rich foreigners visiting the country will be able to afford

[@pippity_bobo]

Dude, this guy was so icky. He's the type of guy who will mansplain your hobby to you on first date, ask you to "educate him" and call you drunk, crying and "don't understand why things didn't work out, everything went so well" after break up (which probably will be after that one first date)

[@ratmaschine]

that guy makes me feel more ace than i've ever felt

[@nerdleturtle152]

That guy in the second video just radiates misogyny. Like all the questions he's asking are so weird and how creepy he is is just bleh. Like how he immediately went to passive aggressive comments about the first woman he eliminated was so odd and gross

[@maggiedk]

Thissss. Also the question about the girl's dad... He seems like the kind of dude who talks negatively about women with "daddy issues"

[@anastasinscreed]

If you look at the comments under the original video it is amazing how people totally ignore it and say he was respectful...respectful how?

[@notaleaf7620]

I feel so premium in the presence of Jarvis

[@AaronYorkYT]

Ayyyeee I see that profile pic. 👌🏽

[@kaylee_keen]

he said us

[@therealmistermemer]

@@0LavenderAndHoney0 It's a bot.

[@poppyseed5270]

This isn't Jarvis. This is Jarvis Johnson! Gold. Get it together 😒

[@notaleaf7620]

@@0LavenderAndHoney0 I am deeply sorry for the mix up 😔

[@bakalaurel]

I get all of my rings from Etsy and getting pre-curated sets is a great way to start out if you don’t know how to coordinate jewelry in your style yet!

[@bobobojan]

Jarvis is the secure straight man we need and deserve

[@juliannefost6351]

My train of thought on travelling to the Philippines guy was exactly the same as Jarvis’ lol… “oh affordable homes, good for him! Oh… affordable vacation homes” lmao

[@DirtyPrancing]

It sent me that she didn't call him out for that. Probably didn't want to embarrass him on 'tv.' or idk, she's just dumb and cosplaying Elle woods

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

How is it bad to want to vacation?

[@user-kg6pr1iv4i]

@@DirtyPrancing She could have just not heard it. I didn't until Jarvis pointed it out.

[@user-kg6pr1iv4i]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 Rich people are the ones that travel, so why do they need affordable housing? Nothing is wrong with traveling, but tourism ruins places for those who live there. Look at Hawaii, and see how inflated prices are. The islands have become America's personal theme parks, and Hawaii didn't even want to become a state. :/

[@randomcrusader5632]

@@user-kg6pr1iv4i gonna nitpick real quick, it’s not like only rich people travel, a lot of different types of people travel, but vacationing is much more of a thing a wealthy person does

[@fulcafcoffee]

Women judging men on their outfits: subversive take on sexism, a commentary, shows her engaging with them in a way that is trying to get to know them Man judging women on outfits: picks a sexist man, nothing is good, is not even qualified to be here, doesn't seem like he has ever spoken to a woman before, seems to resent every woman in the video Like can we just talk about how the women have to be overqualified and the man is way underqualified, and how he was just so creeepy

[@chevgage6210]

Or it's easier to find a woman with good communication skills than a dude.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I can't believe you're talking about being under or overqualified in reference to a dumbass internet video where you judge people based solely on clothing. The only underqualification is if the person was literally unable to see.

[@InWinds]

@@FrenkTheJoy You missed the point while taking it personally and trying to excuse it with a "it's a dumb internet thing"

[@demetrian7856]

@@FrenkTheJoy she was into fashion, quite over-qualified.

[@quincyd642]

@@demetrian7856 lmao you’re still missing the point tho. him not being “qualified” to talk abt fashion doesn’t matter when the guy was a judgmental weirdo the entire time

[@abbyjentson2563]

Jarvis, I can assure you- you were absolutely right in thinking everything that man said was creepy in some way. I am impressed just how bad each question and each comment kept getting- you'd think he would improve at some point or he'd stagnate but nah

[@firesigndoll]

I'm just now watching this video (I'm late I know) and I think it's so wholesome that Jarvis was talking about wanting to wear jewelry and now in one of his most recent videos he's decked out in cool jewelry :')

[@cecdoglover]

All his questions were so awful. He seems like the kind of guy that only takes dating advice from the "player" types on tik tok.. like the insanely toxic men that low-key still live in their moms house but think they're qualified to give advice for some reason. Like he really thought he ate that but not a single one of those women will ever talk to him again, they'll all probably block him as soon as they get their phones 😂

[@kaemincha]

textbook negging, it was so gross!

[@blueghost4769]

This makes a lot of sense, considering he literally said he's going for a "tiktoker vibe" with his outfit (i don't remember how he said it but smth like that)

[@kiralonely1307]

@@blueghost4769 D minus class tiktokker is how he specified it. Blegh.

[@maynot]

@@kiralonely1307 i saw a comment of yours on a jammidodger video today, now here :0 good to know the algorithm has reached max mind-control-ability and has us both on the same content stream. like ur pic too!

[@kiralonely1307]

@@maynot Thank you! I drew it myself. Also, I think I've probably seen you before. I see a lot of common names/pfps across similar spaces, but this is the first time anyone's mentioned seeing my comments, I feel so very flattered haha. I mostly figured I was writing those predominately for the robots of the algorithm's entertainment, lmao. Dunno if you've seen Doctor Who but us being on the same mind-control and content stream reminds me immensely of the Cybermen, lol.

[@mrluvpups]

As a tall female, i find that only insecure men comment on my height in a derogatory way

[@biancavasileva9803]

Him saying "You're not 6'1''!" made me laugh. I hear that a lot from guys who are supposedly the same height as me, but in reality I'm taller, so I MUST be the one lying lol.

[@makeda6530]

Yeah, Toronto was a real cutie, he didn’t have to do all that.

[@shellygenevievee]

Ahaha I started subconsciously nodding along with you when you started talking about how ambitious first date descriptions are. They’re so extreme lol, like I feel like a first date should leave me wanting more

[@hivedmind2759]

i love that putting bandaids on your face is something that's sort of seen as fashionable because that makes me feel cool when i put a bandaid on my face to stop myself from picking at it tbh

[@jacksonlarson6099]

I spit out my drink when Jarvis said "we've got a lot of blacks here." It took me a second to figure out what he was saying.

[@dookie6906]

And right after he says "and im guilty of this too..." I died

[@ElleLeNue]

I just came from the black face videos so i had to do a double take 🤣

[@sicilen-g3433]

I KNOW

[@waynejohnson1786]

Yea I thought that was going in a completely different direction... The fact the two guys it showed immediately after he said it were black makes it even funnier 😂

[@despairingdreamer]

every time the guy said something, i couldn't help but audibly ask "what the fuck." what is with this dude's vibe

[@maggiedk]

His whole communication was basically a bunch of misogynist/"red pill" dogwhistles

[@captaintapwater7833]

Kagaminelen epic

[@spockezri]

a) same! same. b) TRANS RIGHTS

[@ro_the_lion]

I want a lesbian ep of this show. Does that exist? Is that something you can react to? Because just, the joy of watching, very specifically, one femme choose between 5 butches, all with their own charming fashion stylings, is an utter dream and I know it would be wholesome af. I'm writing it in my head right now, and the bonus is that it could never be slightly creepy.

[@supervegito8340]

I love bell bottom girl cause my god that was funny. He wanted to hit on her and she hurt his feelings so fast. “Oh please tell me you’re 6’5.” Into hurting his feelings being lowered back to his level

[@willowstree2560]

I think everything Garrett said sounded wrong because he was talking about them like he was doing art criticism

[@Kaunoe]

True true

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

If it were just a straight up fashion show I'd get being critical of the outfits, but he's no "expert" on fashion and he's going on a date with these ppl not judging how artistic their clothing is. He's just seeing what vibes they give off and whether they'd get along.

[@biguattipoptropica]

Everything he says is objectifying the people in the clothes

[@zerochocolatemilk]

It just feels overfamiliar especially here 26:55

[@bananabrain2996]

@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Tbh i don't think he really said much about the actual outfits beyond observations like oh colourful or just a comment about their bodies, if he was really into the outfits it wouldn't have been as awkward

[@sk8ersruletheworld1]

That dude in the ‘Guy picks girl’ is the least charming person I’ve ever witnessed. Ffs, can we get ANYBODY else up there.

[@Fox_Olive]

Put literally any Jarvis fan up there instead

[@DirtyPrancing]

Fr, at that point tap in the youngest grip

[@shirin9452]

@@DirtyPrancing 💀

[@yolddelius6292]

as a tall woman, I stan for the tall woman in white who laughed right off stage. The terror in his eyes at her height is so familiar to me I guffawed. I can't tell you how many times men have asked me to do a height contest because they can't believe I'm taller than them-- I feel represented lol

[@babs40]

20:36 this whole sequence about Niki was hilarious. The 6'5'' comment, the your short comment, and Jarvis' commentary is GOLDen

[@amateural]

I wish we had B roll of their faces behind the sheets. I can't imagine the reactions to that guy.

[@hellobeee]

Im sure they would all just be looking at eachother visibly uncomfortable

[@elbowsbuns1896]

@@hellobeee while mouthing "wtf is this idiot talking about"

[@hippopajamas]

they look at eachother and all just agree to answer in such a way to get the hell OUT.

[@boboblueblue2]

ME TOO!!!!

[@LovelyComplex14]

I would pay money to see that!

[@qwitchyy]

No no, you’re right. Everything this man said was wrong.

[@churchofgodusopp765]

I like how the first one was honestly pretty fun and wholesome then the second one nosedived straight into the pits of hell

[@buriedberry]

Any one of the questions Garrett asked would have had me eliminate myself, ESPECIALLY the dad question. I would have walked off then and there, even if he was asking it to someone else. He's definitely the type of person to blame women for his problems. He made that very obvious.

[@sl1psk1]

she really said she was looking for tyler the creator then sent the most tyler type guy away

[@getout3749]

Because of affordable housing..for tourists)

[@thatsdisco]

Legit, how, homeboy's style was great. But hey, the winner guy did have sick ass hair and accessories and piercings and stuff

[@sl1psk1]

@@thatsdisco can't argue w tht

[@elizahhoward3923]

They both were Tyler types to me one was just lightskinned Tyler

[@sl1psk1]

@@elizahhoward3923 i disagree but both of their styles were cool

[@oppositeofbatman]

Jarvis, you promised us GOLD content... you have yet to disappoint me.

[@appleBEEZ]

No pyrite allowed on this channel!!

[@madysonandres9571]

Sup Satan. How’s the underworld treating you?

[@dawnthegoblin]

Thanks Satan

[@jewels3400]

SANTA! :D

[@pickchickens5286]

is it really you Satan? I consider myself your advocate, can you advocate for me to be your advocate?

[@natraia1136]

god this show is like a budget-production and a wayyyyy more awkward version of a korean youtube dating show on the LookGating channel. also the men’s outfits on that show are definitely much cooler

[@whoopsydaisy6389]

Garrett gives off, "After this date I'm cutting her up so she'll fit in a suitcase" vibes. I wouldn't feel comfortable having daytime coffee with him in the middle of a police station much less on a typical date.

[@joujou264]

Dude has been coasting through his life on his looks. But he's nearing that age when people start caring way more about personality and compatibility, and that's gonna be a rude wake-up call, boi.

[@jamiehendrix2568]

He's not even really that attractive, he gives off very "slightly too old actor playing a high school football player in a cw show"

[@gracefulslumber8441]

@@jamiehendrix2568 HE SO DOES AHAHAH 💀💀💀

[@LovelyComplex14]

He's not even that attractive 😭 average at best!

[@jenm1]

Then he’ll just move onto dating teenagers

[@peepeecaca247]

I read it as “blind guy rates outfits” and I was confused but intrigued

[@ad0xa]

Dyslectic highfive! (not that you have to have it, but I do and that's what I read too. haha)

[@gioscacco]

calling a person “young jack black” is one of the best compliments you could give

[@Cove_Blue]

He's got a "nice guy" vibe, probably votes for the destruction of our country type of dude

[@justlola417]

"I'm from Toronto so my shoes are bad" was the best line here, I'm dying (also thinking about strange aeons and her all star leggings)

[@my_name_is_bee]

don't insult the converse pants, they were a very important innovation that helped humanity become infinitely better.

[@emma-di5ly]

Respect Teya's converse pants

[@justlola417]

Bad as in morally questionable and evil, I'd never question the beauty and cultural importance of the converse pants, I apologize for the misunderstanding tho

[@mmtittle]

@@emma-di5ly teya? who’s that? what you don’t know is that his real name is strange aeons

[@emma-di5ly]

@@mmtittle That’s true, forgive me

[@deadlymelody27]

That guy is sooooo fucking creepy. I can't really explain it either. He was just creepy. Literally he is not good enough for any of them.

[@maxfitz8577]

Your description of ur fashion really resonates w me

[@shockedpikachuhd375]

garrett strikes me as someone who would invest in nfts and i can't explain it (specifically the bored ape ones)

[@maddipaige4479]

Okay if you wanna accessorize, I would suggest doing gold. Everyone’s doing silver rn, but you’ve already got the gold frames which look really good. I feel like you’re more of a warm person. Still very drippy, but warm. That’s just my input for what it’s worth: absolutely nothing. Do what makes you confident. :)

[@monochrome_soft9472]

gotta stick with the brand as well

[@hippopajamas]

i agree!! he's a warm boy. his gold chain suits him so well, too.

[@premingergang1099]

I agree, gold is drippy

[@anastasinscreed]

@@hippopajamas yes

[@venomg5799]

i dunno.... just my opinion, gold is hard to pull off & often looks tacky. he may be able to pull it off..... who knows until he accessorizes

[@carolinafdsantos]

If I were to choose a bf based on outfits...... My current bf would stay single

[@phosphenevision]

the trick for a guy to become fashionable is just getting a fashionable gf, just look at tom holland post-zendaya

[@nialapin]

Same

[@chicka-boom7540]

Felt

[@icecol23]

Literally had a hard time getting through the creepshow that was that dude judging the girl's outfits. Makes me think of that creepy dude that not-so-secretly resents women because of a middle school break up that he thought he would marry after high school

[@indie-cloud]

Jarvis, you’re just lovely to hang out with.

[@justlola417]

There are some dudes who are sexist without meaning to, some that are so confident in themselves and never questioned the things they believe in and it kinda just comes naturally to them. This guy isn't that, this guy deliberately learned to say these things because he thinks it makes him look cool or that it's what women find attractive out whatever, but he also doesn't have confidence enough to pull it off, so it just turns into an awkward, cringy, kinda pathetic trainwreck

[@littelcreatchure506]

nobody has the confidence to pull it off because it doesn't work lol

[@phosphenevision]

and this is him without any "bros" around to get his weird sexist dog whistles and hype him up, imagine when he is in a scenario where there are other sexist dudes that do, i imagine part of the low confidence is becaus he probably is used to getting a more supportive reaction to his comments

[@aj7058]

It's not just that he thinks it's cool or works, it's that he believes women are beneath him and deserve to be treated poorly.

[@anonymoususer638]

Getting a bit aggressive here. Awkward people exist, and just because he is also a man aswell doesnt automatically make him a malicious sexist.

[@aj7058]

@@anonymoususer638 laughing like absolute fuck

[@vlo4829]

I feel like they should put the clothes on mannequins, so that it really is about the clothes rather than their body build, race, answers, etc. If they wanted the guys to answer questions, they should have had her eliminate outfits on one side and talk to the guys on the other side and do something with that.

[@anastasinscreed]

it's an awesome idea

[@DirtyPrancing]

Much better

[@TheNDofUO]

Cocoa Butter does this btw

[@echo997]

i love that idea

[@SacredDaturana]

I mean it'd be more impartial but it's probably also worse TV, fashion is the premise but the actual draw is watching hot people interact awkwardly.

[@jimjimsauce]

the steady hand traveling tattoo joke made me audibly chuckle 😂 also the main guy gave off huge creepy nice guy energy, kinda felt like he was tryna be cool but just folded under pressure in the weird artificial setting he was in. i think he also may have been trying to play a “host” role and accidentally removed himself from the actual intimacy of conversation with them

[@LacroixboiMarx]

Oof. I H A T E that “business project” idea. Just gross. And she picked him? Honestly he and the weirdo from the second episode should go off together.

[@disemvowel4846]

As a girl from Toronto, can confirm I have terrible taste in shoes (especially if it keeps this creep away).

[@oniondust]

Same

[@Shadypelt]

You’re not alone 😂

[@maryd7753]

us canadians have the WOOOORST shoes so that guy better stay sOO far away

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

How tf is he a creep I have no idea what y'all are seeing that's creepy or wrong about him

[@iambecomegameend2972]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 you weren’t weirded out by the question “How’s your relationship with your father?” Like, I could MAYBE understand asking someone if they’re close to their family IF the topic comes up naturally, but this guy just asked that out of the blue. And specifically about the father. Idk, it just seemed pretty irrelevant. Do you think it was a valid question?

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

I feel like at the end of the day the girls who didn't have to end up going on any date with that guy were the real winners here.

[@carolinekruk9080]

going purely off of outfits, the girl eliminated the guys in the exact opposite order of what i would have done. kinda questioning my own fashion sense now 😬

[@sarily626]

Great video! I actually love just going for a drive as a first "date". Like, cruising around till you find a nice place to park, then just sit and talk. Or get out and go for a walk, depending on where you are. Posted this comment (about the worst date I've ever had), realized how ridiculously long it was, so decided to cut it out lol I'll post it under this, in case anyone's interested, or wants to share their own worst date experience ☺️

[@sarily626]

There was this one time I went out with a guy when I was living in Colorado, with my sister, and it was the WORST experience ever! So it was already dark when he came to pick me up, and I thought we'd either drive around for a bit (and smoke), or go get some drinks, then go back home. Something simple like that, since it was already late and I had to be back home by a certain time. Well, we get to talking about Colorado, cause I've never been there before, and how different it was from where I'm from; which lead to talking about the mountains. I'm extremely terrified of heights, so I'm not too fond of mountains. So this idiot decides it'll be a good idea to go drive up one, while it was completely dark outside. At first he said we'd just drive next to it, so I could see it up close, but then this asshole starts driving up onto it; this super steep and bumpy cliff. Like, there wasn't an actual road to drive on, it's just the rocks on the side of the mountain. Pretty sure if I opened the door to get down, I'd fall off the cliff, that's how steep and narrow it was, and so close to the edge. So I'm freaking out and pissed that he drove up there, and demanding we go back down. But there wasn't enough room to turn around, so the only way to get down, was to keep going forward, and going up higher, until you reach the path/road that leads to the bottom. And to make things worse, I'm needing to pee soooo bad, cause of my anxiety/panic attack, that at any minute, we're gonna drive off this cliff, and there's zero chance of surviving. The bumpy road wasn't helping either. It took about 45 minutes to get down, and find a corner store where I could use the bathroom, and I'm seriously about to burst and piss my pants! Thankfully I was able to hold it, and got there just in time! And to end this God awful "date", this creep tries to go in for a kiss when he was dropping me off at home. It was pretty awkward and uncomfortable. After that, I planned on never speaking to this guy again, for putting me through something so traumatic! I was certain we were gonna drive off the edge, and I was gonna die that night, without my family ever knowing what happened to me. But I ended up seeing him a few more times, just to drive around and smoke with, cause Fountain, CO is so fuckin boring! There's literally nothing to do there. You have to drive up to Colorado Springs for everything, and I don't drive. So I kinda just used this guy as a way to get out of the house 🤭 Anyways, that's the story of my worst date lol sorry for making this so long! Doubt anyone will read it all, but if you did, I appreciate it 🥰

[@mee_ep]

Affordable housing... for tourists... for vacation... As a Filipino, that sentence just gets more wrong.

[@teencrisis4750]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭 like not affordable housing for natives??

[@phosphenevision]

when jarvis put on the leather jacket, that felt really premium and gold

[@caittails]

When I tell you I spent Garret’s entire section full-on sneering from how uncomfortable I felt

[@funkybugman]

tbh u can tell jarvis is a v solid ally bc he notices a ton of like micro aggressions or things that most dudes wont notice as being gross sometimes you can tell how a person thinks with their subtle cues, and any woman + afab people who grew up dealing with bs, can recognize icky mindsets without even knowing fully why they feel gross

[@nhilz]

the guy with the wingtip shoes was absolutely the best, if only his choice for a first date wasnt the most insane thing ever

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I don't even think it was that bad

[@Brinkaskfavor]

Quinn’s style was definitely the best tho. He pulled it off perfectly. I respect that because I’d look like a moron in that. Quinn really came out with the summer style and it was great. 10/10 fit

[@Brinkaskfavor]

The dude with the wing ripped shoes when I saw them I didn’t know where it was going but when he came out he was low key nailing them

[@reidbead7196]

Jarvis saying that Tyler seems warm was so wholesome

[@thatsdisco]

Tyler has like the voice of a cat's purr, so yeah, warm sounds right

[@jasper3706]

That guy's vibe is perfectly summed up by "Developing an app"

[@jeniceseto9683]

PLEAAAASEEE this was so hard to watch oh my goodness. Also your energy is incredible