blink-182 - Funniest banter 2023

Words of Wisdom 2.0: a collection of the funniest banter from blink-182’s 2023 North American tour.
Thank you to all the fans who filmed and shared these clips and made this video possible! 🙏
Joke timestamps:
00:00 Dalai Lama kissing booth
00:22 Eat it from the back
00:38 Dietary habits
00:53 Police sketch
01:08 blink-182 snacks
01:30 What God has given us
02:02 Sit on your finger
02:07 We’re like Metallica
02:33 Magic trick 1
02:38 Magic trick 2
02:59 Never quitting
03:14 Quit the band twice
03:45 Quit the band again
03:59 Travis’s **** still works
04:23 Hey Siri
04:34 Harry Styles
05:20 Weird documentaries
05:31 The female orgasm
06:08 Texas pandering
06:39 Richard Gere
07:07 Human centipede
07:47 The Lord of the Rings
08:32 Jesus Christ and the Red Sea
09:10 El Gato
09:41 Sweet Child O’ Mine
09:57 Tom’s mom doesn’t wipe
10:09 Mark’s mom doesn’t wipe
10:45 Tom’s mom and 4,000 people
11:03 Boston cream pie
11:24 Get in line
11:37 Keeping it in the family
12:01 Tom and Mark’s mom 1
12:48 Tom and Mark’s mom 2
13:25 Sexual tension
13:33 Bubble bath
13:48 Anarchy with our bodies
14:22 Mark is in charge in bed
15:02 There was no snake
15:33 Towel Travis down
16:06 Tom’s plans for the night
16:13 Discovering your body
16:47 The biological effects of blink-182’s music
17:02 60% of the time, it works every time
17:17 Exploding all the IDUs
17:39 Fallopian tubes vibrate
18:02 blink-182 is a jazz band
18:34 Travis’s sex dungeon and Mark won’t call Tom’s mom
19:26 You can’t do what we do… or can you?
19:56 Tom and Shakira
20:30 The worst men’s outfit
20:54 The meaning of hyperbole
21:32 Everybody has diarrhea
21:47 Step-dads are paranormal entities
22:11 Austin statistics
22:26 blink-182 has it all figured out
22:41 Cringeworthy reviews
23:18 Dick jokes can take you a long way
23:32 I had fun
#blink182 #markhoppus #tomdelonge #travisbarker #blink182italia #banter

[@a2c228]

I think my favorite, mainly cuz it’s such a cold slice is “Give it up for tom, FOR COMING BACK TO THE BAND!” “Give it up for me and Travis, FOR NEVER QUITTING!” Fucking epic.

[@Jason-512]

This is art in it's purest form

[@jamesonaitken920]

That's the thing about blink concerts. U go for the witty banter, stay for the songs, hope to touch butts with at least one of them

[@keithr3771]

I saw them w/ Green Day in 2002 and they like barely bantered and I was pretty disappointed tbh

[@Primogen18]

Depends on time and maybe where they were with eachother at the time. I remember the last show before they first broke up and the banter was more anger, it was uncomfortable especially knowing it was the last show at the time

[@johnfasitta7595]

the mark tom and travis show, 2023 - fucking cinematic beauty

[@patton303]

The world is just better when these guys are together.

[@Jerseychica914]

I think they're even dirtier now than they used to be, and i am here for it. 🤣 We need another live album!

[@arrrrrran3043]

idk, they dont really talk about incest, beastiality and pedophilia anymore

[@Jerseychica914]

@@arrrrrran3043 true, as far as I can tell so far from the videos I've seen. 😆

[@arrrrrran3043]

@@Jerseychica914 it’s a shame, that shit was hilarious in the mtats

[@muccmaster]

@@arrrrrran3043 Yeah they have to be careful they don't upset the liberals.

[@arrrrrran3043]

@@muccmaster I am a liberal, but I definitely think it’s stupid that people get offended by everything. I think you can joke about anything you want, I frequently make jokes about nazism, racism, murder, homophobia etc but that doesn’t mean I support any if those things

[@Product59Lietz]

It makes me so happy to hear tom say hey mark again

[@ATR1107.]

"Give it up for Me and Travis for never quitting." Fucking sent me 😂

[@muccmaster]

I love Mark shitting on Tom for leaving the band. All the best jokes have a hint of truth in them.

[@AtrocityEquine01]

it does help that Tom is taking them in stride.

[@tbountybay3080]

3:02

[@billymanziel5666]

He did that during the last reunion too lol

[@tonyoswald3820]

When he said "hey siri" my phone actually listened and I was like NONONONONO

[@JFrohlichMusic]

"Next time you give me the finger I'll sit on it"

[@arlitayasminda8286]

“nice advice from someone who quit the band twice”🤣🤣

[@imjoshwein]

Their live album is hilarious and this felt like stumbling into a killer comedy show. Love this.

[@360PhoenixFlip]

That Siri joke was fucking fantastic 😂

[@harveysengers1379]

I can't believe i get to see this again after 24 years. They haven't been like this since enema. They actually matured in beeing immature 😂

[@zachbruner3128]

Tom impersonating james hetfield was HILARIOUS

[@AtrocityEquine01]

I do love that Mark makes the jokes about Tom leaving the band and Tom just embraces it with implying they became enlightened with his AVA stuff. _I love it._

[@ryleynm]

He’s more so talking about To The Stars. His company with the government to help uncover and spread information about aliens.

[@maxpower6706]

Mark will never forgive Tom for quitting hahaha

[@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876]

I was hoping it’s all in good fun but sometimes I wonder 😅 Tom’s my favorite

[@TheCrfbull]

well he has?

[@mikemurphy669]

@@loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 He has. Mark seemed bitter at the start of the tour last year but they seem natural now. They also had to talk about it. Great joke

[@ivansexy182]

This is the best Blink phase

[@stokbrood]

13:54 travis casually playing the PH intro

[@zeppelin1851]

This is why ur og fans fell inlove with u blink. Because not only were u creating great music, but it actually looked like u were having fun messing around on stage. Never change

[@ledrummah]

21:51 is absolutely amazing.

[@GeneralYee123]

The mark tom and travis show 2

[@zanemartin-music]

Shut Up And Play a Song Part 2

[@JFrohlichMusic]

​@@zanemartin-musicShut Up and Play a Song: Part 2. (Shutting Up Strikes Back!)

[@apa182]

this is pure gold! thank you!!!

[@definitelynot_kenny]

I hope I'm just as immature as Blink when I get to their age. I love this band, they are everything to me. More Than You Know and One More Time are so creative and awesome... Travis and Mark proved that you really can get through anything and Tom showed us that we should pursue crazy things like aliens. Best band, they can do no wrong in my eyes.

[@this_is_diamond_rot]

The fact that they're so immature at their age says that they're very mature to me. Maturity isn't changing who you are, it's learning not to give a fuck if people don't like you for it This is me agreeing with your comment by the way, just my take on it 🥰

[@darrennagy2846]

This video is a national treasure

[@Marcofreshone]

😂😂😂😂

[@Twilightlover_HarryPotter2023]

I love how Travis communicates with the drums❤😂

[@mightymeowz]

That's not was we wanted, that's what we needed.

[@shawns628]

i love how travis is just playing the drums in the backround

[@brucemiller64]

Tom not knowing what Buc-ees is is criminal lol

[@Leah-br6xu]

The last clip summed up exactly how i felt at the end of my show & at the end of watching this 😅😂

[@thiagoaraujo2802]

i guess thats why i love this band, maybe more than their own music lol

[@keithwaynejones]

they’re clearly in a good place when they’re talking this much shit. when you compare it to how they were 2011-14 it’s like night and day

[@DaveRichardsonFitness]

Ahaha I saw Blink 3 times with Tom and once with Matt and the main difference was the lack of jokes aha

[@Blinkfan90]

Life advice from someone who quit the band twice HaHaHa Mark

[@SalmaxKayak]

This is priceless 😂

[@plaguedoctor4519]

Naming the timestamps has to be quite the trip too 😂🤣

[@Blinkfan90]

Classic banter

[@Hywel2thefuture]

HEY MARK... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TOM!!?

[@methrecovery6922]

They sing the deep in the heart of texas everytime theyve come to Austin even back in the 90's.

[@craig2196]

as a texan i fucking dies at "Give it up for buccee's!"

[@Flapinations]

real.

[@corrinnelindsey6568]

Why is Travis just sitting there listening to these jokes? I think he should step in and make fun of them as well😂😜

[@ashleythompson8530]

I feel like, when Travis finally does, it'll be the most epic rip ever

[@esk1mo]

4:23 woke my homepod up -_-

[@MRBHV]

“How about just don’t be a dick?” “Yeah, you are what you eat.” 👌👌

[@tbountybay3080]

Wow Tom’s yellow guitar 😄

[@jonedj82]

Could watch this all day

[@gabrielmorales156]

And Travis is just in the back.

[@Not_Sure_81]

That's where the drummer sits

[@thomascapalbo1369]

so glad the texas reckless abandon made it

[@ikirizki9185]

Classic blink is back😂

[@Archuro25]

I’m still at Coachella looking for the Dali Llama

[@severina336]

i can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💌🤟

[@cheffood698]

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM LIVE. OR LISTEN TO THE MARK TOM AND TRAVIS SHOW IF YOU A PUNK WITH NO MONEY

[@lindsays7232]

Thank you for this

[@lilstjimmy]

classic blink. Words of wisdom 2.0, over 20 years later. It's like they never left

[@3dgloveanimations]

there is no better

[@Marcofreshone]

Bro your enjoying a show and stand up comedy 😂😂😂

[@RockAndGrohlMe]

I’m sitting at work on a Friday afternoon lmfao to this compilation…starting the wknd early! 🤘🤣🖕

[@oscpert4175]

These boys would of been cancelled out the earth 😂😂😂

[@drummerAVA]

12:03… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ezile17]

11:37 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@swinge.r.3971]

can't wait for Vegas!!!!!!!!!

[@SunnyKlein-vr7eh]

They just make life awesome 🤘

[@Blinkfan90]

Too funny

[@ChristopherLock]

there is some fucken funny shit right here

[@pizzolattomarcelo]

Whatever comes to the hole 🕳️ 😂

[@atdtheband]

unbelievably funny

[@ericyoungoc]

Like John Mayer….. I’m still waiting….. waiting on the world to change

[@andrewweeks448]

white reaper!

[@domnmvlogz1]

1:08 I was at that show \m/

[@rewschreijewschreier]

lol people thought i was a psychopath growing up caues in public. I'm Mississippi Manners. Yes Sir, Thank you Ma'am. and ultra polite. but when with close friends n family. behind the doors at home. we were blink 182 :D lmao

[@Primogen18]

Did tom and matt have any banter in any way? Ive watched live videos of matt era shows and its just the songs and nothing in between, but it coulda been because there wasn't any. Its a pretty big part of their show so I'd think regardless of how good skiba era songs were, something was missing still.

[@LiamJD182]

Shut Up and Play a Song Part 2

[@milfordjohnson2289]

lel

[@RD24LFG]

Damn dude Mark needs to chill out a bit with the ripping on Tom for quitting stuff. The first couple times is definitely funny, but i wouldn't keep going and going with it lol unless its a set up joke that Toms cool with for each show.

[@EthanHebert-]

It’s just jokes bruv. And Mark made the same jokes the first time Tom quit and he always took it well.

[@Not_Sure_81]

Coming from someone who's had the same best friends for over 25 years myself...I'd expect nothing less if I were in that situation. Stop whining lol

[@RD24LFG]

@@Not_Sure_81 you never had a buddy that keeps telling the same annoying joke over and over? Eventually it's just fucking annoying lol

[@LouSassles]

Tom preaching about cancelation but he’s a lib lol

[@vinnyb3978]

Not all "Libs" are the same just like not all "Red" people are the same. We're all on this earth together home let's have a blast.

[@connormullett6431]

He's got nuanced opinions, like any sensible person. "The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom." - John Locke, the "father of liberalism".

[@denisuntoro]

Still hated jokes, tom quiting the band

[@MrMotherfuck123]

Hahaha, Mark really sticked it to him

[@MrMotherfuck123]

3:29 😆