Unlocking The Secret Pirate Treasure in Vacation Simulator

Welcome to Vacation Simulator! Welcome to the Vacation Simulator, a rough approximation of VACATION inspired by real human NOT JOBBING, brought to you by the same robots behind the Job Simulator. Reallocate your bandwidth and get ready to splash, s’more, snowball, and selfie your way to optimal relaxation!
The year is 2060.
Following record enrollment in the Job Simulator, robots set out to uncover what else humans did besides ‘job’. After years of balancing buoyancy levels, cataloguing campfire chronicles, and securing ski slope safety protocols, their research led to the creation of a rough approximation of ‘not jobbing’: the Vacation Simulator.
Vacation Simulator:
store.steampowered.com/app/72...
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[@JakeGuttormsson]

Blitz is just walking around the beach, casually putting hermit crabs in his backpack. 😂

[@obi-john-kenobi9881]

Blitz goes underwater and sees a puffer-fish. Blitz: "I wanna eat it!" 17:13

[@darealtechnul929]

Funny

[@dapperdragon5602]

Blitz... You are an amazing human being. Your videos are hilarious. I love it that you are clean as well.

[@laurenloveslife1181]

*The “water changers” are called bathbombs XD*

[@theaverage9501]

“I’m so good at vacationing!” Blitz, 2019

[@renaxel]

I’m not, I always say “I WANNA GO HOME!”

[@maxs.4757]

i love how his first reaction to everything is to try to eat it

[@farima4_legacy]

Do more of this, I loved job sim but this is amazing

[@sharkgamer2741]

Its so funny that he thought that a green shell was a green pile of poop, and he tried to eat it.

[@matthewz1501]

You're the best KZbin or in the world

[@KevinMcScrooge]

I'd say he's the best KZbinr in the world.

[@lilninja2159]

I can't wait this looks so cool to watch

[@Bryanonanisland]

Great content bro been thinking about playing this on my channel but haven’t gotten VR stuff as yet thought I would by now lol . But great stuff

[@imheretoexist8192]

8:54 blitz pulls out the roasts

[@JuicyHotzGaming]

Now you can go on vacation without leaving your home, sound great to me 😂

[@glowize53]

Yeah but you still have to pay for the VR set

[@VoidAnimal]

I love ur vids blitzz

[@bo_jasim6872]

Love you man

[@opalxo1]

The Monty python reference had me laughing XD

[@legavlor6746]

so much derpy fun!

[@advaitbansal3997]

Plz play more of Satisfactory Plz

[@matanklauz2268]

was just about to comment the same!!!

[@spikeyjakey8978]

Matan Klauz me too

[@oliverwaldock9710]

MORE SATISFACTORY

[@micahboeckman1967]

6:31 beach tips!

[@xojo-rs9xn]

And that’s when blitz left his food burning

[@sajanpreetsingh9144]

Is satisfactory on vacation just like blitz

[@ShatteredIce]

Go to vacation mountain and go over to the bot wearing blue glasses, green hat and the color of the bot is yellow. Jacksepticeye got to voice him.

[@sharkgamer2741]

Play more Vacation Simulator, Blitz!

[@vehicularmanslaughter]

*Blitz being cute for 21 minutes*

[@BluMonsterSquad]

Blitz it's time for more Vaction simulator!

[@killer_shark7849]

I like this video

[@DjKazo]

Need to buy this game!

[@MrMarioMan1]

Play more of this game Please. PLEASE!!!!

[@Deepspace1insight]

"Keep your stick on the ice" Hmmm, I think I'll take a pass, that sounds painful after awhile.

[@NerdPulseGaming]

It's a Canadian phrase.

[@tuesdaymartesvr1942]

It’s a hockey phrase???

[@evanramos1236]

you should make more vacation sim videos

[@zertiyaset5045]

Can you play the Satisfactory. Can you watch Jacksepticye. Top in the morning my name is Jacksepticye and welcome back to another video

[@HPGravity]

Blitz you missed a memory do the hand ball thing with the guy

[@yalijoel62]

Nice!!!!!!!

[@kayleemason8349]

😎😎😎when you play you make it look like your the boss

[@jmfss17]

Blitz what you call water changers are bath bombs!😊

[@thebearsquad5226]

jacksepticeye is in this game in the Snowy mountains. Try and find him he just has voice acting

[@rookroberts]

Please do more!

[@randomguywholikesanimals3089]

and this is why you go on vacation more often

[@micahboeckman1967]

but its expensive

[@masterofinfinity479]

awesome

[@timofeika1523]

Yay I am going to Iceland

[@KevinMcScrooge]

yay

[@IRULEATHALO3]

another vr game you should play is ww1 final assault with baron

[@allmight6367]

Can you do some game play of Don't starve. And love you're videos😍

[@mastermorgans8952]

Play more please!!!

[@xanon4101]

Blitz:ooo money Me:bruh its a sand dollar lol

[@kevinbreitbach1491]

I want to see more of this game

[@andreasbrandt711]

Fav yt'er

[@KevinMcScrooge]

Was Civil Engineer, claims only had a 1 GPA.

[@acelai8365]

Satisfactory

[@daniboi0101]

cool

[@ProgramTheVibe]

5:20 me “hahahahaha”

[@Zytharr03]

Definitely didn't go on this before

[@culminations5021]

can you play a game with spycakes,btw keep it up!

[@gopark123]

Hmm that umbrella that reminds me of a game...

[@fnboi217]

Hello blitz I watched your kitty goes fishing

[@finleycarlson488]

More satisfifactoryyyyy plsssssss

[@justincoolking5672]

6:49😱

[@caolamturner3278]

Yay

[@ODST_Republic]

When you were in engineering and look at the orthographic view and say I can see it in my head

[@KyrosLazy]

Try purchasing the shell from the store machine and plugging it in the plug crayfish

[@REX1200]

More plus

[@ellengayle1544]

It’s like the better version of job simulator and it’s fun and u play 5:10 best burger breakfast

[@micahboeckman1967]

BLITZ SATISFACTORY

[@anklebreaker5038]

Can you please upload some more satisfactory?

[@iamnobody7339]

We need satisfaction

[@englethree9631]

Cousin Challenges yes!

[@anklebreaker5038]

@@iamnobody7339 yeah

[@the-cad-desinger2074]

We neef satisfactory pls upload more

[@Nejoh]

We need it

[@Ripley-and-Willow]

That dollar in the sand is a sand dollar

[@kingalex105x4]

I love Vacation Bot

[@imrightbehindyou6533]

jack spdicey is in the game

[@kermoleesment1573]

more plz

[@kbram6099]

"Here's some frozen weenies" - blitz 2019

[@lawfullucyless6715]

The lock on the treasure vibrates

[@chrisb133]

At 13:39 he said he was hungry lol

[@taigamir6332]

Jacksepticeye is in this

[@vanstadentheuns15]

I neeeeeeed satisfactory Blitz 😳

[@wiktor9842]

Satisfactory play more

[@rogerwashington7690]

you should take the fish and put them in the tub and let them swim around!

[@yaboirin4349]

0:36 Is that how you look like in real life Blitz 😂?

[@billygreen8216]

blitz do you remember 'the escapists:the walking dead edition'? Yeah is there any chance you could finish the series? thanks

[@glendaongoco8194]

Kobe is great!!!!!!!!!

[@WashedFlamingo]

Play more of this

[@kingwolf4618]

15:33 the shape of the sandcastle is... questionable

[@NorielBenMiel]

If you don't know, JackSepticEye voiced one of the bot in the game.

[@darklefty9100]

6:47 the bot says thing it shouldn't

[@Astitva]

This game has jacksepticeye in it!

[@kycoops6809]

More satisfactory

[@juliansavage2396]

I have decided to like both of your videos instead of dislike!

[@juliansavage2396]

I'm hoggin ALL of the attention from blitz!

[@gamerbro3114]

Congrats on getting ❤️ by blitz (not sarcastic)

[@juliansavage2396]

@@gamerbro3114 thanks lol

[@Neet_boi_100]

ive been to the ice land in this

[@channelnameisthis]

more satisfactory

[@hostile2833]

blitz uploads new vid. :me puts breakfastdown runs to computer

[@karldazzi4217]

lol i'm in europe so it's actualy night

[@DaBombO91202]

This is the character Draegast made

[@BlitzXY]

Who got notif of blitz and keyin at the same time

[@Hamster-ie8qz]

I got the notification of bliz and honeybunnygames at the same time, and they are playing the same game.

[@vehicularmanslaughter]

"I bet Lebron James can't do this!" misses the shot *"I bet he could, he's really good at that"* *SKKSKSKSK*

[@mxino]

Basically, you're playing a simulator where you are on a vacant but at the same time you're playing in your house, am I correct?

[@alwaysfarting5397]

as much as i enjoy satisfactory, i like this one better for sure

[@knightmare1584]

1st :)

[@skylargoo477]

Why do you and checkpoint post at the exact same time

[@connord615]

Your first Instinct wasn't to play under the sea. Hm unfortunate

[@James-rj7lb]

Could you play sea of thieves with a friend or something please

[@markojovcevski5852]

Please do more Statisfactory

[@hatgirl9992]

Remember items not in complimentary storage will go bye bye!

[@oofer170]

If blitz likes his fans he would heart this