Blood Donor | ASMR | Vampire! Hanji Zoë x Listener

[@curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086]

So let me get this straight Annie is a cat Eren is a titan Armin is a bunny and a vampire And Hanji and levi are also vampires

[@hanjizoe1]

Yes you're correct

[@staringtitan2497]

and i'm an idiot

[@hanjizoe1]

@@staringtitan2497 no you're a beautiful titan

[@staringtitan2497]

@@hanjizoe1 since sawney and beane died you can use me to experiment i won't eat you

[@hanjizoe1]

@@staringtitan2497 yes i won't do hurtful experiments on you my new titan

[@Monokyu]

"I can't afford to die yet" Same honestly

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

.-.

[@ehe1447]

HANJI AND LEVI damn I am in the presence of 2 gods

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

@Serenity Drumhellerwhy not?

[@lstcause6948]

Captain Levi well I guess you're just checking on her ey

[@raccoonn1]

I- you never saw me here k 😃

[@sorellehattori2466]

Hanji: I need bloo- Me: YES SAY LESS 🧎🏻‍♀️

[@abigailzavala1806]

LOL

[@bibosagsgaming2335]

Hange: can i dri- Me: Go ahead, drink my blood

[@-LifewithV247-]

Like yes hanji idgaf drain me✋

[@sparkling_space]

Yea go ahead and just drink all of it I’ll be fine

[@Unkn0wnSw4g]

Me: *trying to convince myself I’m straight* Hange plus some other anime characters: *just exists* Me: F r i c k

[@eyeballpaul714]

If we're talking classic movie monsters, I could totally see Hanji in a Jekyll & Hyde scenario. That "science experiment gone wrong" stuff is totally up her alley.

[@behehekenekkejbsjs3919]

OMG BUT LIKE YEAH!!??

[@whisperva8235]

DEFINITELY!!!

[@maritofuentes4690]

Jekyll & Hyde But there is no sane side

[@sherminesaw3213]

Hanji : So you found a series that keeps you up all night . What it is? Me : Wattpad - and i oop-😐🤭

[@sun.blxxm__3296]

Yes. I was reading Wattpad all night once and I had to go to school the next day lmao

[@wolfsbergarts727]

Brooo I joined in 2014 and haven’t gone back since, but I wanna write an AOT AU fanfic

[@OnlyFun-xd5tl]

Yep Me As A Writer I approve . Hanje The Man is Telling the Truth 👌

[@weebsimp1019]

I thought of twilight instantly

[@ivycentral8694]

"what's the series about" me: *Goes on an entire rant on supernatural* "didn't know you were into vampires and other creatures" *HOLY SHIT*

[@Bluryg83]

Ngl I said stalking and killing lol

[@justaweeb8411]

@@Bluryg83 what means ngl?

[@Bluryg83]

@@justaweeb8411 it means "not going to lie "

[@gigii.77867]

Omg vampire hanji?? You spoil us too much

[@hinaspence8813]

hange in 2sec of the vid: *breaths* me: and suddenly I'm ✨gay✨

[@justaweeb8411]

Same⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

[@teeth6209]

Hanji: you found a new series? Me: Twilight

[@3lem_xox0]

Hanji: what were you doing in the library? Me: reading Hanji: what were you reading Me: Twilight lol

[@mayuichikawa7752]

I will say this once and only once. Hanji-Stan is my Wafiu

[@riun]

same

[@hanjizoe1]

👀

[@nobodyluvsclar]

*san

[@Jellysfrickingstuff]

9:00 Me on the outside: this is scary hanji be gentle! Me on the inside: *puppet monkey with side eye, looking left and right nervously gif here*

[@dashurii7460]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREECHED WHEN I SAW THIS-

[@mckenziehaase8420]

Hange: can I drink your blood Me: TAKE IT ALL

[@todorokisfavouriteobject9109]

*”The library?”* *Me* : Wait-that hell actually exists?! And I went there?!

[@loaf4957]

when she started to drink our blood I thought she would stop and say in a low voice '' Why is it spicey.......''

[@leozorbz]

NO PLEASE- 💀🤚

[@thedogueofsparta9479]

Hanji is nice at the heart but by god is she the insane waifu we need

[@ashe69]

Hange: Im a Vampire Me: No wonder why ur so attractive!

[@-LifewithV247-]

PFFFT👌

[@jorjeechan6981]

‘What was it about’ Me: *Explaining the enemy series lore* ‘I didn’t know you liked things about vampires’ Me: ‘well I mean… Paul did eat someone, that count?’

[@Astro-fang]

She's so sweet^^ and she cares about us

[@ladyserena1989]

“ …-if I like your neck” *screams in lesbian*

[@lstcause6948]

Hanji : I need to drink your blood Me: I'm fine with that go ahead 😐😑😐😑nothing to loose anyways

[@Ash-mk7sc]

Hanji: can i drink your blood? me: fuck yeah drink everything Hottie😫☝️

[@Ash-mk7sc]

okok but what kinda shit i wrote here? well ig idk but i kinda blushed hard when she licked our neck :]

[@abadgyal]

You are making my day better and thank you for this you really make a good work and this is admirable ❤❤ Also ymir...😝😝 can't wait !!!! Thank you so much 😘😘

[@fanboi4313]

Anything for you hanji 🛐🛐🛐🛐

[@_Rere._.]

Okay but like I would let hanji drink my blood any day- Also I’m totally not obsessed with 3 shows based on vampires-

[@ghostkid867]

Twilight

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

I died reading this, but my brain went WOOOOOOO

[@jasmijnvanderwacht264]

I love this, Hopefully you gonna make an part 2. 🖤🧛🏻‍♀️

[@ctrlmia1873]

OMG BYE I SAW THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY I-😩

[@neohelios4776]

More likely she won’t starve to death but she might go crazy and drain someone.

[@cyrus_minev3169]

Well it’s about a kid who goes through time, it’s very interesting an- “Vampires?” Umm yeah sure we’ll go with that 😂

[@smiley-4532]

THIS IS SO AMAZING

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

oh god I'm talking too much this has changed me, my, my, what a pain

[@virgootaku6954]

I’m happy I was on yt

[@emperorgoose5982]

Anyone wanna read the Shrek script with me ?

[@leahprince559]

please omg

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

bet, hit me up.

[@todorokisfavouriteobject9109]

Yes Ma’am/Sir/Captain!

[@Enteringofthesandman]

Hell yeah

[@unknownunknown3503]

What's stopping hanji from establishing multobe sources of blood and taking a little bit from each person and if you establish enuf the person will only feel drousy

[@mrkrimsonj114]

I'd love to see a sequel to this with a sleep aid ending

[@paulinapaulina596]

HANJI HANJI HANJI ❤❤❤

[@justaweeb8411]

I thought it's Hange and not Hanji?🤔〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

[@paulinapaulina596]

@@justaweeb8411 now I think that too but I also think that both forms are actually correct because in my opinion Hange sounds the same as Hanji and especially english speakers could get confused

[@justaweeb8411]

@@paulinapaulina596 thx a lot. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[@lilianalozoya2918]

Yayayayayyayayay i love her so much

[@imverytired769]

Please do more mikasa!

[@hanjizoe1]

That's one beautiful name

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

Especially the Ackerman part I wonder why”

[@-LifewithV247-]

@@LeviAckerman-ys3fk heyyyy levi✋ SOOOO BOUT HANJI✨

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

@@-LifewithV247- .-.

[@woonve_]

MYYYYYYYYYYY HEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[@leahprince559]

yes take my blood please

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

sigh.. what went wrong in my life?

[@OnlyFun-xd5tl]

Me after Hearing , Hanje asked me for Blood , Me : 👀⚡⚡⚡🎊😶

[@zweetmassacre]

haNGE BAMOIRENSJNSJS IM NOT READY

[@xion13t28]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Nice

[@suchahangesimp4141]

Don't know why but I come here every night

[@soya-kun4515]

Imagine being first ehehe

[@itookanapabout4480]

I got shots today so don’t take it from my arm-

[@motherofdemonmonkeys7467]

Good job Why did I say that?...HaHa I I I V That you didn't die before it stuck in your skin..

[@FlaglerAmerica]

A afford to die for....

[@cryptidcreater1147]

I am a cripteds freak

[@laerlokre]

HEYHEYEHEYEHYEHEHEHE HANGE ILYSM [lipbite] [debby_ryan]

[@sun.blxxm__3296]

Anyone else here in 2022?

[@hanjizoe1]

TIME TRAVELER

[@bibosagsgaming2335]

Anyone else here in 845 the fall of shiganshina?

[@hanjizoe1]

@@bibosagsgaming2335 for me it's the Year 850 and Eren is 19 and I'm in my 30's

[@bibosagsgaming2335]

@@hanjizoe1 :O, but u...died :(

[@bibosagsgaming2335]

@@hanjizoe1 u died, because u sacrificed...your life

[@pauloackerman2003]

Like 😊

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

I like your last name”

[@pauloackerman2003]

@@LeviAckerman-ys3fk ✌

[@LeviAckerman-ys3fk]

@@pauloackerman2003 👍🏻

[@Yeagerist6686]

Me: This is a Great and Creative Idea SPOILER ALERT The Creator of Aot: They are just Humans with an injection in there neck, Bye Bye Theories.

[@velvetsky7284]

O nie dziwna loszka

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

please send help I heard an asmr

[@bisharp1211]

Hanji stay away from me

[@motherofdemonmonkeys7467]

Man shut it shes amazing.

[@kaleaustin]

You know that I am an Titan😂😂

[@averagejojoenthusiast4640]

HELP ME PLEASE