Bloody Bodybuilding

[@carlosfred8673]

TF2 Models sliding across the floor is an aesthetic.

[@trashrabbit69]

THIS IS ART!! - Dean Copperfield

[@Circuitssmith]

*sliding across the floor with a fleshy squishing sound

[@mechalo5271]

*(the above) while laughing in a funny way

[@krimson8089]

My new form of transportation

[@hesiod_delta9209]

@@krimson8089 is it possible to do that irl?

[@DoctorLalve]

For some reason, the ending disturbed me.

[@kaip7543]

Make another heavy disaster

[@kaip7543]

U also got spooked

[@potatotheugly2954]

A doctor lalve comment with only 3 likes?!?!

[@kaip7543]

Is true

[@kaip7543]

We must get more likes on this comment

[@JezMM]

I can't get over how much "Hello again" oozes with backstory between these two characters

[@jozinek876]

Between Soldier and Soldier?

[@W3Rn1ckz]

@@jozinek876 Last I saw, one of them stole the other's guitar....

[@jozinek876]

@W3Rn1ckz "SOLO BATTLE" "Mine >:D" (snatches guitar)

[@dongus0265]

Soap

[@Dem0crazye]

In what videos?

[@dellconahager6433]

"Scout help me cap this point!" Sexually harrases a limp sniper

[@guadalupearias7118]

Nice

[@macaroni_mage]

sniper is a changed man, no amount of therapy or medical treatment will help him forget about that traumatic experience

[@beesechurger2540]

No amount of therapy will ever make the sniper forget about liquid scout.

[@MA-naconitor]

Not a sentence I ever though I was going to see

[@ThatD1spynser]

Sniper identifies as a cap and gets capped by a pedophile that was hired as a mercenary.

[@regretevatorr]

Spy's snort is like, the best thing to ever exist.

[@bobthebob8899]

W O K E

[@wslkrsbrg9328]

Very sexy

[@regretevatorr]

@@wslkrsbrg9328 lmao

[@itsyaboythewendigo8321]

Mmmm yos the best noise

[@thegregitto]

Bro the way he's twirling around the medicine snorting I'm dead 🤣

[@mads0ldier]

this is exactly what muscles are for

[@TheyWhomTheGodsDetest]

Also carrying stuff.

[@TheMasterKrook]

Good one dad

[@BigDave18]

Its me. Your brother

[@eggquinox5358]

o hey justin

[@scoutsdust3936]

It’s me, the title of the video of your profile pic.

[@SmileytheSmile]

"Middle-aged austrailan man gets captured by a huge muscular Hulk cosplayer and his little sister."

[@SpencerBrewerOG]

How much weed do you smoke

[@SmileytheSmile]

@@SpencerBrewerOG 19.

[@SpencerBrewerOG]

@@SmileytheSmile yes

[@poop.9654]

How Much "medicine" Do You Do?

[@SpencerBrewerOG]

@@poop.9654 give me the fucking cocaine 500 grams

[@dustinzacharias8227]

I love how in these videos you never find a person walking towards there destination. They just either teleport, or spiral out of control while floating.

[@ranimdude]

Or slither I know it's been a year but still

[@Asurnasurpal]

Legit everything about the flexing contest is pure art. The backstory implied by "Hello again." The friendliness of it. The way it INSTANTLY transitions into flexing. The way blue fails by attempting to imitate red. It's just... its incredible.

[@baddiepro5471]

is it just me or was the "hello again" from Cave Johnson?

[@KingPBJames]

In case you haven't been informed one million times, the flexing scene is a parody of a scene in the Full Metal Alchemist anime. Hello again is the best warcry in any video game though.

[@legosans926]

bro...

[@davisdf3064]

@@legosans926 I haven't seen such a perfect KZbin account since... Well, let's say that it was something very special

[@megastorm8261]

Blu

[@JamaicanMeGiggle]

Goddamn that ain't no soldier He a *swoledier*

[@MrFizz-bt5wu]

i just sighed so hard i think i broke a rib

[@_mika-mikazuki_]

The joke was awful. But not inaccurate

[@UndyingWladeslaus]

Swoledier should be a new freak fortress fight

[@aram00001]

Lmao that's good

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

I bet swole Dedede can't beat him in a sexy contest. Defintion of sexy contest: A contest in which muscular men uses their muscle power and poses to attract the ladies. The swole person with the most ladies attracted wins and earns a prize that is announced. If one of their muscles or bones get busted up, the swole man who had that will be disqualified. Men without the muscles will not be able to join because being muscular is MANDATORY!

[@KingHalbatorix]

0:22 that dolly zoom is actually really impressive

[@gungisgrand225]

And he did it in Gmod too

[@johnx140]

I wanna learn how to do that with my editing on DaVinci :(

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

Hitchcock would be proud if he were here right now.

[@TheBlairThing]

I've known what that was for about 15 years and I've never known it's name until just now, thank you

[@NS-he4bg]

@@johnx140 In Gmod, you can change FOV and Angle with camera.

[@bigmantoe6209]

0:38 "makes your eyes water, doesn't it"

[@no.butlikethinkaboutit2089]

Yeah, a little bit ngl

[@assman4675]

did you screenshot this nft and put it as your profile picture

[@tdpro3607]

@@assman4675 hope so bc hell is coming for nft holders rn

[@Monody512]

0:55 is the best mode of travel ever.

[@lobsterjake]

They see me rollin’...

[@AverageSaneHuman]

They Fallin

[@andreoliveira2965]

Front Flips

[@Magix670]

Me out of breath

[@rachaelgibbs1152]

This comment made me laugh more than the actual video.

[@fartinhaler20000]

0:37 Car: goes up scouts ass Scout: Thanks doc That’s some advanced hospital shit right there

[@dr.walterbennett]

C a r

[@benjamintan5399]

Medical technology at its peak

[@bobthebob8899]

No THIS is Is a comment I can trust

[@ryves4901]

@@dr.walterbennett C A R

[@razzyjr12345]

*ambulance inserts*

[@barrygaylien]

Tiny ambulance goes up scouts ass* Scout: Thanks doc

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

That maked me die of laughter

[@maritzaortiz4304]

Vull daaa baaaa *turns into a not meatitson

[@maritzaortiz4304]

*spy takes it NOT MEDITSON

[@Blaqandbloo22]

sos

[@maritzaortiz4304]

1:23

[@toddhoward17]

Holy shit the sound of scout gasping for air while he caps is so unnerving

[@somelass231]

i think it’s just laughing

[@bubbablue4930]

There never was, and there will never be a bad Eltorro64Rus upload. Thank you for making these, they always make my day.

[@adamortiz4893]

We dont talk about Bliss tho

[@ForwardBias]

Seriously though. I always laugh my ass off at these videos.

[@adamortiz4893]

@@ForwardBias same

[@thebreadbringer]

Tru

[@suffocatingfart5347]

This is so true

[@nibbaturtle3340]

"Step up and get flipped. "- Every Bodybuilder ever

[@thenewguyinred]

Nah

[@Megasaphire]

Yeah!

[@krieg2024]

nah.mpv3

[@deinodeino6089]

Ever steroids user you mean?

[@fra3.055]

get hurted

[@burnbarnaby]

0:19 I want giant revolvers as a new weapon class for the sniper now.

[@matte8845]

A weapon to surpass metal gear...

[@scooops4337]

Yes. Someone make it now.

[@violetcaster4644]

I second this notion.

[@AkioSann]

@SansBadtimeGod You! Step Up And Get Flipped

[@D8W2P4]

The closest production gun to that size would be a .600 Nitro Express revolver. Though the absolute closest in size was made by a Pole by the name of Ryszard Tobys. Who made a working giant black powder 1858 Remington revolver replica with a 1 1/8" bore, this gun also weighs (45 kg) almost a 1/3 of the stated weight of Heavy's minigun (150 kg).

[@magmaman1500]

It's beautiful how quickly soldier not only accepted, but embraced and encouraged sniper's transition to being a capture point

[@GenesisSaturna]

So happy for him, hope the point life treats him well 🏳️‍⚧️

[@anangelicpancake7876]

He found and became the point of life

[@somesomebody5969]

0:34 Medic:(yells) SCHNELL! Ambulance: (Krankenwagengeräusche)

[@andreafacchini5345]

VUNDEBAR

[@blutheblumedic]

WUNDERBAR

[@thenewguyinred]

“Sniff”

[@orugacrest]

WÜNDERBÄ

[@andrewforreal9304]

NOT MEDICENE

[@derpy_horse4153]

A *thunk*

[@TheAdelenelucille]

Step up and get fit!

[@rionsteiner2397]

@@TheAdelenelucille Nah

[@maramolina962]

@@rionsteiner2397 yeah

[@rionsteiner2397]

@@maramolina962 *scout teleports to soldier*

[@maramolina962]

@@rionsteiner2397 huh! *soldier punch*

[@Alex_Spider]

Who will be soldiers’ strongest man? Great video

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

Welp, the blue died, ill call a ambulance (insert tinybdistorded ambulance sounds here)

[@thinkkirby9025]

LOLOL SCOUT INTURRUPTS AND CIRCLING AROUND SNIPER XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@thinkkirby9025]

@@alexandnachoyt3001 noice lil mini truck from medic that spy took)

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

@@thinkkirby9025 👍

[@Dushess]

@@thinkkirby9025 CapSniper is captured.

[@r.bstorm8963]

0:34- Getting Medicine in a Nutshell

[@WEENUS157]

Up the but

[@fluffypuro9372]

Thanks doc

[@garrettarnold5663]

WUNDERBAB! *BAAAAA-* *explodes into not medicine*

[@kuby64]

0:46 "Not medicine!" -Spy, 2018

[@Sabojake]

It's cocaine

[@deaconblackwood6785]

kuby64 *Sniff* I am a bloody _cap_ *Seizure intensified*

[@Jampolo_OG]

@@deaconblackwood6785 Cap*

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Carlos War BlueNeon Dash *Flies to sniper and caps him*

[@turricanrocks1552]

@@LightblueVRC Hmm... Hello again! *flexes*

[@bloon104]

One beautiful autumn day. The medic, who was known for his unsuccessful magic, was at his hospital. A scout came running up to the medic, revealing a dying bird. Medic always knew of this magic spell that can fuse things together, used it on the bird and scout, and after finally being successful for the first time, seeing the bird hop away, he celebrated briefly by naming the bird "Archimedes". However, shortly after, archimedes was shot by the sniper cowboy, who owned the largest revolver in town. He managed to turn archimedes back into scout and was insulted. But BLU buff soldier counteracted this. Scout, seeing he had someone on his side, instantly came up to the patio where BLU buff spkdier was at. This didnt end well because they both were on opposite teams, evident by the fact that BLU buff soldier knocked off scout. Upon landing, he exclaims that it didnt hurt. But his second falling broke his sternum. Medic saw this all at a distance and sent one of his minivans to heal the scout which did help him. Another successful procedure was done, celebrating again by chanting one of the spells. However, he used the weong one and turned into cocaine and was taken by the spy thief saying that it was "Not medicine". The sniper cowboy was at a loss of words when he witnessed all of this, but all he could say was "I am a cap". Few spasms later, the sniper cowboy was laying there, immobile, and the BLU buff soldier saw this sniper cap. He flew down there thanks to the aerodynamicy of his muscles and captured the sniper cap. His rival, RED buff soldier, confronted him and challenged him to a flexing contest This ended with BLU buff soldier accidentally breaking his spine. RED buff soldier commanded the scout from earlier to capture the sniper cap by slithering up to him However, the medic was never heard from again. And his last appearance was when he was turned into cocaine. Did he get completely absorbed, or did the effect wear off? We may never find out

[@funnypersonel]

He at ma place.

[@stephenashor5226]

SO MUCH EFFORT BUT SO LITTLE LIKES!!

[@lukefurno1151]

bloon 104 thank you for this Beautifablea narration!

[@XPWindows_]

Woh reading this made my eyes burn

[@calebmcintosh3241]

bloon 104 I wish to use this for a bedtime story. Would it be okay with you if I used this?

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

1:36 * Scout intensely capping the sniper * _THE CONTROL POINT IS BEING CAPTU-_ * Video ends *

[@Dushess]

Scout's maniacal laught...

[@Jampolo_OG]

"Intensely capping" is not a phrase I expected to read today

[@magnesiumpumpkin8453]

I think this is a joke about scout having a x2 capping speed

[@INFINITIMBER]

So the Sniper was the POINT?????

[@SwagLazy]

with those 2 things combined it is very confusing and disturbing. (or 3 with the video ending)

[@johnferreras6224]

1:08 The battle between Curtis and Armstrong

[@pathetic.6004]

Remember it's *NOT MEDICINE* **spy appeared**

[@maikol4128]

Soldier is strongest mann, in history of strongest manns H A A H

[@patrik9328]

Maikol Perez NO! Heavy is giant man! Soldier is tiny!

[@loganrutledge4157]

**H U T A H ! ! !**

[@nixlynx2310]

Imagine laying down because you’re hurt and all of a sudden Medic yells “Schnell!”

[@martinmorales5837]

*Insert YMCA Music*

[@eeeee7934]

And a tiny ambulance rams your butt

[@olenhol2przez4]

Schnellsch. In this case

[@Fail-harold]

_t h a n k s_ _d o c_

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

WEOWWWEOOWWEEWWOOOUWWEE shlob

[@murderouscinnamonrolln5349]

Spy just sliding around the med like he disguised as a snake but got shot at 0:43 is the best thing I’ve ever seen aside from the flexing competition at 1:06

[@Quinnnard]

0:30 I couldn’t stop laughing at the scouts face

[@rukbat75]

I couldn't stop laughing at this shit 0:38

[@izzyfloof1083]

>:»

[@stunnawvttz]

me when: Sos

[@braxtonthelucario2129]

"Didn't hurt"

[@immagical7036]

Woop

[@Spockitans]

1:01 "I bet my dad could beat up your dad"

[@GRNGUY9000]

Quality comedy

[@PanzerMan332]

1:10 Joseph Joestar vs. The Pillar Men (1939)

[@davidhong1934]

0:35 [THE AMBULANCE] leaves for Morioh after hearing reports of a feral David Bowie

[@NexTDesigns]

0:19 Hol Horse after killing Avdol

[@Destroyah5000]

Wrong anime, check the choice of music and be enlightened: It's an FMA reference.

[@PanzerMan332]

@@Destroyah5000 Wrong. Everything is a JoJo reference. Everything.

[@XZb9x2129asjfCkV]

"girls act weak around boys that they like." girls when they are around me: 0:23 girls when they are around literally anyone else: 0:32

[@wunderbar7543]

girls around me: 1:09

[@stunnawvttz]

Sos

[@garrettarnold5663]

So when they're around you, they act like bloody bodybuilders. **Lip smacc** interesting.

[@XZb9x2129asjfCkV]

@@garrettarnold5663 r/cursedcomments

[@candlelight8606]

@@XZb9x2129asjfCkV r/ihavereddit

[@StickMaster500]

JoJo Part 9 looks... *_interesting_*

[@thatsquidboi1292]

You again...

[@oGrqpez]

Hi

[@Bootleg7GrandDad]

No more feminine just MASCULINE ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[@Drake77Warlord]

Tf 2 video without stickmaster is pointless .

[@certifiedroastbeefmaniac]

no

[@ovo176]

1:31 when my dog see me

[@divinitaliusgaming6167]

Hot Rod so your dog runs at you and humps you

[@Si-sg7vc]

@@divinitaliusgaming6167 Yep

[@Numbers225]

Accurate dogs reaction.

[@tsunertoo9149]

Maybe think about getting your dog to an exorcist.

[@redusto4505]

No he doesn't rape you He just attacks you

[@jonychavo8162]

1:34 Garry's mod characters procraiting in her natural habitat

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

scout sounds like he's having fun

[@Dushess]

@@Boomrainbownuke9608 He is just high

[@An_Average_Arsonist]

There is something clinically soothing about the way soldier wheezes and spins through the air. Utterly majestic.

[@banson8463]

*harrases sniper* control point has been captured!

[@JetFalcon710]

Well, he's a cap now, can't argue with that

[@sophsfavvids]

I feel bad for caps now

[@JetFalcon710]

@@mr.serious707 They gotta cap him somehow, tho

[@sninctbur3726]

1:35 The barrels are Loss.

[@zachy686]

I was thinking "no, that's a stretch" but then I saw he put the words "is this" in the same frame .. freaking genius man

[@saltyderpy8343]

There's even "IS THIS" written, too.

[@FHBStudio]

I don't see how it is loss though, as in, I can't see how the barrels/anything correspond to the things in the loss meme.

[@g4l1l_buckz35]

Look top left Then next to it Then look below top left Then look under

[@elronman]

STOP

[@EthioMod]

Woah...that is some gorgeous Gmod animation!

[@ThatBrokeMan]

Holly crap your alive!

[@thezombiewacker4120]

Holy shit. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[@WhatElseButBass]

Doctor: spy snorting meth isn’t real, it can’t hurt you Spy snorting meth: 0:43

[@pyrogaming7021]

Not medicine

[@galluprichard]

0:39

[@gugakvirkvelia1060]

Toddlers when they see a small lego piece 0:43

[@ZarabDude]

They Yell "Not *MeDeechin* !"

[@ybguorice]

@@ZarabDude is not medicine

[@javidmirza4584]

0:35 Brussels ambulances be like.

[@guadalupearias7118]

Sounds a lot better than American ambulances

[@DroneIV-101]

*”thanks doc ):”*

[@mrpillowhead]

0:35 i never knew the medic used mini abulances to heal u by raming themself up your bum

[@imabird1566]

But every time he does he explodes into “not medicine”

[@Destroyah5000]

It's exclusive to the Suppository Medic set.

[@Krazy_8s]

Guess you could say the scout was butthurt.

[@trashmammal9203]

"Dreams can often mean didifferent things" My dreams:

[@user-mm7zx1fx5h]

*d i d i f f e r e n t*

[@trashmammal9203]

@@user-mm7zx1fx5h shhh

[@TheMasterKrook]

oh jesus I'm tripping hard again

[@Creamy141]

You manage to always come up with something original

[@mechyrexic]

shut up tin can lololololollollololololololol

[@Anotherdiego7484]

1:02 That FMA reference, and with the soundtrack 1000/10

[@5kapis152]

INCREDIBLE VALOR RESPECTABLE MUSCLES

[@oofyalDAMMIT]

Ah yes Alex Armstrong and Sig Curtis

[@0BucketMask0]

They let their muscles do the talking for them

[@gossemstuff3255]

that is the ONE SCENE that was in the manga and '03 that I wish brotherhood adapted

[@PowdergameFan18]

Figured it out! Its the camera movements that give this life! The subtle pans, slow-rotating-zoom-ins on faces, camera pops with actions. We dont sit on still, non-moving cameras for more than a second EVER, every camera motion has movements that our eyes want to follow. Well done!

[@sleepy1066]

Is it just me or is Spy always cocaine addict in gmod animations

[@dawnblood8500]

Yeah

[@justasoda1762]

Snort snort

[@MrEvan312]

I think it started because of his notorious snorting sound effect

[@Magix670]

*S* *n* *O* *r* *T*

[@calliecorn]

Yeah That just makes him more relatable to the viewer

[@yourlocalcemetery]

*I am fatest man, in history of fatest man.*

[@kaip7543]

Thank you for that😅

[@SL-ex3uz]

-Scout? That Heavy is YOUR MOTHER? -AAAAAAAAHHHH Yeah that's right.

[@topminator2991]

@@SL-ex3uz *snorts in an amused tone*

[@mrmolotok5934]

TV

[@Dushess]

@@mrmolotok5934 no, bread land

[@Croaux]

Heres a simple explanation to what is happening in this video: Medic was enjoying himself one day, only to find scout running after him to inform that one of his doves had died. Medic takes this deceased bird, and throws it at scout which turns scout now into a dove. This new form is short lived, as a sniper near by shot scout down. "Take that you quack!" The sniper exclaimed. Sniper hears a voice from above, that person above was none other than BLU Soldier. Sniper was startled by this sudden appearence, so much that an A fell out of his mouth. BLU Soldier then states, "Step up and get flipped!" To which the sniper replied "Nah," but the scout from earlier wanted to partake in getting flipped. Scout then magically teleports up, only to be knocked down from the high tower he and soldier were standing apon. Medic panics, and quickly calls for one of his Mini Hospital Trucks to heal scout. This heal is successful which makes the medic very happy. So happy that he explodes into what looks like medicine, but spy came by and slithered away with this "Medicine" exclaiming "Not medicine!". Sniper then realizes hes a control point, before shouting in fear, "I'm a bloody cap!" before being pinned to the ground. BLU Soldier realizes this, and yells "Incoming!" before flying down to sniper and capturing him. However, he is not the only man willing to capture this point. As another voice exclaims "This point is mine!", BLU Soldier looks forward and sees his old nemisis, RED Soldier. BLU Soldier gives a friendly greeting before challenging RED Soldier to a flexing contest. After a short standoff, BLU Soldier loses this contest and reveals that his muscles were fake. RED Soldier now having won this encounter asks now fully healed scout, to assist him in capturing the point. Scout happily slithers upward and the rest is history.

[@magamore4579]

Wow

[@cheezld7997]

Aaaaah, that makes sense! thank you.

[@cbass7283]

I thought blu soldier said shape up and get fit

[@madsen1940]

I was gonna read it, but then i pressed read more then i gave up

[@Croaux]

@@madsen1940 yes

[@AFlyingTrout]

In an age of SFM, GMod is a lost art

[@Multrakiller]

1:05 I recognize that music... and instantly Full Metal Alchemist spring into mind.

[@raggabrashbastard]

Y e s

[@kingslayer3089]

*Y E S*

[@disgal6235]

1:26 H m s t... Don't starve...

[@cremebrulee2484]

Oof i hear a strange growl better get my spear and log suit

[@disgal6235]

@@cremebrulee2484 do we have pig skin?

[@SkwurlOverlord]

1:01 "This point is mine" Auto-generated subtitles: "This point is mom"

[@AverageSaneHuman]

Your mom has been captured

[@helloimnothing7954]

@@AverageSaneHuman Stop or I will tell my dad.

[@AverageSaneHuman]

@@helloimnothing7954 I am dad

[@helloimnothing7954]

@@AverageSaneHuman *Shit,* *this* *can't* *be.*

[@Dushess]

@@AverageSaneHuman >> To be continued...

[@Gabrielbarsch]

Weird flex but ok

[@cousinvinnie6222]

He follows me everywhere. I can't escape him. Everywhere I look, HE is there.

[@cringamles]

How have you managed to comment on every video ive ever watched

[@zm-5196]

Hoi gabe ⬥︎□︎⧫︎ ◆︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎✍︎

[@presto0194]

Literally

[@pootsovik8852]

Nice pun.

[@madcap1129]

When my parents aren’t in the room: 0:13 When my parents are in the room: 0:37

[@soldierofjudgement0477]

0:40 VUNDERBA-BAAA (cocainifies)

[@mr.marmot39]

*snort* *snort* NoT MeDiZin!

[@id_prox]

(Sooffs) I'ma bloody Cap! (Turns into cap)

[@LEOnator1222]

Inconing! (Flying into the cap)

[@sophsfavvids]

Snort

[@Curly_Horse]

This point is mine.

[@KinglyPeasant]

What other people find funny: Well structured jokes. What I find funny: This masterpiece of film making.

[@Thedogunder]

1:00 that noise hurts my soul

[@SilvaWolf.]

@Colin Piper This point is mine. 😁

[@rubenvirtic1482]

Admit it: the look of their eyes makes them look kinda cute!

[@uptownyapper1058]

This is the stuff that keeps me playing tf2

[@bruhmoment4419]

Same

[@janvaril2013]

I'm so hungry now for tf2 🤤

[@JetEriksen]

On this beautiful day, Red Scout seeks out Red Medic. He shows off a bird, and tells Red Medic that he too wishes he could be a bird. Red Medic happily obliges, and uses the bird in his medical ways to turn Red Scout into a bird. Red Scout runs away happier than ever, but the Blu sniper shoots the bird scout with a silver bullet, able to cancel out the medics scientific ways. Blu Soldier notices, and calls out to sniper. He challenges him, stating that he should step up and get flipped. Red Scout misinterprets this as a friendly flip and thus goes up to Blu Soldier, who quickly rejects him by knocking him down. Red Medic, worried for his health then sends an ambulance, the ambulance then inserts itself into Red Scout, and provides its slow working healing. The Red Scout uses his psychic powers to then thank the Red Medic, who becomes so pleased he turns into a bottle of not medicine. Blu Spy, previously having been invisible pops out of his cloak to quickly pounce on the not medicine, and carries it away to enjoy it privately. Red Sniper is displeased, the red team no longer has a medic, and so he sniffles in sadness. What can he do to fix this? Sniper gets an idea. If he becomes a capture point, then if a blu team member captures him, he can finally become blu. After having turned into a cap point, Blu Soldier quickly seizes the opportunity to gain a new ally, and captures the sniper. The sniper gives the soldier a thumbsup of approval. However, the Blu Soldier is quickly challenged by a red soldier. And the two engage in a long and hard flexing battle. The battle is long and tough, but eventually the red soldier takes the win. He is too exhausted to capture the control point though, and therefore asks the red scout, who has now recovered to capture the point for him.

[@ivanlozoya6935]

You sir are a genius and a maniac at the same time.

[@benbacon7654]

Thanks for this comment. I was having trouble on following the story.

[@RetroPuffyMC]

Brings a tear to me eye, true poetry

[@3-Gs]

Wait, so the bird wasn't dead?

[@hatti...]

But how many GBJs were there?

[@craftboy338]

Honestly at this point, every video from you is a delight to watch. You're good at making things in your vids _really_ weird without being so chaotic it's painful to watch. Beautifully animated with good use of sound and music. You've always had that peculiar type of randomness that I like in your vids, but as time has gone on your animation has gotten better and smoother, which just makes everything more awesome. And from what little I know about animating in Gmod, being that you usually have to use a stop-motion approach, for your animation to be as smooth as it is you must be putting a lot of effort into these and it pays off. Thank you for keeping the wacky, weird, and wonderful side of TF2 alive :) (and your Overwatch vids aren't bad, either)

[@КузнецовВсеволод-в1з]

The scenery is very high quality too. Eltorro always fills it with stuff and always there's at least one instance of some wierd contraption per video, so there's no feeling of being in an empty tf2 map

[@sjtc4ever]

And lets not forget the references!

[@sleepinggod8323]

Oh my god THANK YOU i laughted so hard, damn you gotta look at this part :D 0:34

[@galluprichard]

Thanks Doc

[@eco_man]

“Eeh” -2019, Scout

[@Dushess]

This sound belongs to Sniper.

[@CaptainDemo779]

0:43 G-mod spies in a nutshell

[@masonsykes2240]

(snortsnortsnortsnortsnort) Not medicine!

[@Thetitaniumsteppermotor]

CaptainDemo779 Exactly your right

[@Kids_Scissors]

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[@basimaziz]

The spirit of old, weird, gmod animations, but with high quality animation. I LOVE this style.

[@coolnathan004]

1:05 was that a Full Metal Alchemist reference...?

[@NightmareBlade10]

Thought so too!

[@Unicorn_Crusader16]

Me too, the muscles were doing the talking right?

[@ofgreyhairwaifu4089]

Yes, it was, even the music is from FMA:B.

[@jerryzhou3738]

_This reference has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!_

[@BreezyShadow]

YES

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

I think Eltorro uses a lot of "not medicine."

[@LocalGoober10]

Way to much of not medicine and ambulance butt plugs.

[@frootloop2220]

It's not a gmod animation without ut

[@bobthebob8899]

I hope someone else likes so it will be 250

[@crusadertf2807]

Does this count as surrealism art?

[@TheKitek200]

Absolutely

[@rebornreverse1]

Technically yes, theoretically yes too. This is a masterpiece.

Yes

[@cking4869]

Irregular Spuds No, this is something... different...

[@codaxthevulture4129]

Also dadaism

[@kommieyum9723]

1:28 still makes me laugh up till now

[@ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072]

It feels like christmas every time eltorro uploads.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

So it tastes like scrumpy, mad milk and jarate going down an old bugle horn?

[@ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072]

@@DinnerForkTongue pretty much, yeah.

[@Fighterpilot555]

@@DinnerForkTongue nah. That's a Christmas Mornin'

[@loganrutledge4157]

Madek, minding his own business, is approached by Scoot, crying over a bloodies archimedes. Nadek, seeing how to solve both archimedes and scoot's depression, throws archimedes at Scoot, transforming him into Scootimedes. As Scootimedes hops away, he gets 360-noscoped by Snip-snop, who taunts Scoot by calling him a quack. Suddenly, BLOO Swolger appears, startling Snip-snop, challenges him to "step up and get flipped." Snip-snop wisely declines, but Scoot accepts, warping to BLOO swoliger, who then whacks Scoot off of the balcony. Sensing Scoot's pain, Madek sends an ambulance to Scoot's aid; by plunging down his spy-hole, thinking to himself"thanks doc." After being thanked by Scoot, Makek explodes into not-medicine, what Shpee snorts up, and runs off with towards the hospital. Snip-snop, shooken by what he just saw, exclaims that "I'm a bloodeh cap!" and collapses into a point. BLOO swolider, noticing Snip-snop's cndition, suddenly realises his purpose, exclaiming "INCOMING!!!" before jumping down to cap Snip-snop. After succesfully capping Snip-snop and being thanked by him, a mysterious voice says"This point is Mine;" In which RUD swolider appears, challenging BLOO swolider's dignity and manliness. The two then begin to flex on one-another over dominance, yet sadly BLOO swolider suddenly collapses into crippling depression. After claiming victory, RUD swolider calls upon the now-healed Scoot to help "capture" the "point" for him, which Scoot happily accepts to do so. Scoot slithers up to Snip-snop, and aggressively "capture" the point, as Snip-snop moans in pleasure while Scoot laughs maniacly, with RUD swolider watches intensely. bolus ducks for anyone who has suggestions to the story :)

[@joshd.1651]

i like this description

[@iannajor8548]

they're ecnalubmas.(ambulance backwards)

[@minaxims]

Just before you say 'Madek is in his own business'.....

[@minaxims]

Add this quote: 'In his very medisined wunderland'

[@immagical7036]

Scoot

[@Memetastic]

Amazing 10/10

[@Donut6975]

Memetastic so sad ur not recognized

[@dellyjonut3859]

11/10

[@minaxims]

Nah.piss.

[@andrewk3780]

"100/10"-IGN

[@bonkieblues9119]

1 like = 1 bird

[@skanderbeu]

Medic's brain: *bird dead, bird cant heal. Hmmmm, make scout bird!*

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

Soldier: "Step up and get flipped!" Scout: "Yeah" *Teleports* Soldier: (Not you Fuccboi!) *Manly elbow strike of explosive masculinity*

[@braxtonthelucario2129]

Scout: *bounces off the ground* didn't hurt *lands back on the ground* AH-

[@WXYWork]

*gasps* SCHNELL! *drunk ambulance noises*

[@twangyorpheus7891]

0:24 that soldier I swear looks like my uncle in a beanie

[@furydestroyer7961]

I was laughing my ass off at the ambulance part 0:32

[@orenum]

*T H A N K S, D O C*

[@keithkania3810]

VOMDOM BA BAAAAAAAA

[@xavierfox6973]

Snort haaahahaha

[@greenthepokemontrainer3358]

*NoT mEdİcinE!*

[@WXYWork]

*sniff* I'M A BLOODY C A P !

[@santiagovarillas4417]

This is one of my first ever Tf2 animations I have ever seen and it is still hilarious

[@Drew_64]

Okay Eltorro... *What drugs did you use this time...?*

[@Eltorro64Rus]

✨ S T E R O I D S ✨

[@Drew_64]

Eltorro64Rus Sexellent.

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

Buttnificent

[@blindingblade]

not medicine

[@somefries3101]

Medicine

[@turingsghost]

it's incredible how eltorro makes some of the most fluid works of stop-motion animation out there despite being in the forms of silly joke videos about a decade-old game

[@turingsghost]

it's the rough equivalent of vincent van gogh doing furry commissions on the side. like beethoven playing an elaborate rendition of Britney Spears - Gimmie More

[@nukashine6363]

Luigi 1: 0:11 Luigi 2: 0:29 Luigi 3: 0:49 Luigi 4: 0:57 Luigi 5: 1:16 Luigi 6: 1:31 Cardboard Engi 0,5: 0:05 Cardboard Engi 1: 0:17 Cardboard Engi 2: 0:47 Cardboard Engi 2: 0:49 Cardboard Engi ?: 0:59 Cardboard Engi 3: 1:16 Cardboard Engi 4: 1:30 There are a lot more secrets like: 1:34 "Is This", 0:43 "Melon Ambulance Car" 0:59 "Rocket Barage" and "Nuts" 0:51 "Rage" And much more. ;)

[@LunicornSZRK]

1:34 for "is this" you wrote 0:34

[@nukashine6363]

@@LunicornSZRK Thanks

[@koulukakara]

At 0:31 it says "SOS" and at 0:51 it says "SES". Probably a reference to this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5fdmYOvebufm9E

[@MrLodii]

Luigi 0: thumbnail

[@sanfully22]

Did you happen to neglect the Luigi at 0:52?

[@sablebonsai6800]

0:35 is just perfection

[@POOKHT]

Time for a new profile picture!

[@badasstoad9419]

pUfFerFiSh I’d say Soldier’s face at 1:31 is perfect. That’s one recommendation. 👍🏻 (You gotta check it manually without clicking the timestamp)

[@POOKHT]

1:03 is good

[@Splashzone263]

I like 0:16

[@sapphiresonicextras615]

0:18 (Shots that one guy) take that you quack

[@kingshiira660]

I like how this person said "time for a new profile picture"

[@tomkat1976]

* watches a second time* wait... Isn't that the engineer from box of cox? 0:49

[@No-hb9is]

And Luigi in the down right corner

[@JetFalcon710]

*The Engie has returned*

[@cryingfeline8339]

And on the top left corner you can see ur waifu

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

Leegee at 0:51

[@spacemann7230]

Tom Kat - Uh...YEAH

[@milkbread9616]

0:20 they should add that as a sniper for the memes of “pistol sniper” 🤔

[@vibe3063]

Snooper Guy but it should be super unusual and only a very very VERY low chance of it dropping, oh and Good things Takes 3 to kill if body shots 1 to headshot Critical hits 75% of the time Bad things Hella hard to aim with Only 8 rounds Very loud

[@shanemartin31]

Only one

[@discontinued4826]

The Snooper

[@luxither7354]

I can admit, as a casual bodybuilder, this is scarily accurate.

[@JonasTheWizard]

1:31 When my Hamster sees me pouring food down the food bowl

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Exorcise your hamster

[@JonasTheWizard]

@@quantumblauthor7300 dude my hamster is dead it died almost over a 1 year ago

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@JonasTheWizard I'm so sorry, I didn't know Seance your hamster

[@r4dbro]

0:56 soldier "capped" sniper 1:35 scout " capped" sniper Sniper got " capped " 2 times in one video

[@sirbill_greebi3811]

It's fine. He "capped" someone at 0:17

[@dat0ne821]

(0:07) *Foreshadowing Meet the Clinically Depressed Scout*

[@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry]

no he is sad because hid bird are dead

[@pepeandkaki]

Scout: thanks doc Medic:fonterf baba *boom* Spy: *sniffs coca----*

[@neesicourt]

0:35 *when you have 35 seconds to live*

[@glassism.8461]

Whaaahaaaahaaaahaaa Aa Aa AAA

[@neesicourt]

@@glassism.8461 *thanks doc*

[@santsa9042]

@@neesicourt fundurbaarbaaaaar

[@neesicourt]

@@santsa9042 *dfsgufvhsgdj* Ooo! *walks into the hospital* *NOT MEDICINE!*

[@bernarddeloche5505]

LOL x)

[@MrEvan312]

The "Swoldiers" scene was particularly well-done.

[@ne3333t]

*_"Not medicine"_*

[@violetcaster4644]

The stuff that makes the world go round.

[@dylanwills1138]

@@violetcaster4644 in more ways than one

[@thatoneheavymain237]

CAAAW-CaIN

[@Dushess]

@@thatoneheavymain237 yes

[@thatoneheavymain237]

@@Dushess bruh, this is from 8 months ago, and you replied?!? Wow, that's nice actually! Thanks for replying!

[@quiteindeed6809]

1:35 *Dun dun* "special victims unit"

[@charlesking5152]

*here we see a scunt having his main course* 1:36