"blunt force will get you nowhere in this business"

Agent 47 has no time for your tutorials
Game: Hitman (2016)

[@ezequieloliveira6826]

I like how they always lower their weapons and just stand there waiting for the hammer to hit them right in the face

[@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt]

BONK!

[@jacksson4873]

They have accepted their fate

[@onymitystudios3706]

@@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt I can relate...

[@DKOIsoul]

They know they can’t compete with discount Thor

[@maxinecaulfield310]

But seriously, these games are trash. Try this shit in Hitman: Silent Assassin.

[@supereldinho]

Remember folks, there's 2 kinds of stealth: 1. Nobody noticed you 2. Nobody's alive to notice you

[@mikedawolf95]

There’s no one to suspect if there’s no one to suspect

[@-YELDAH]

On the other hand, everyone noticed him and he only killed one person............

[@babawicky]

truly said

[@myczxr]

nobody would notice if there's no one there to notice

[@SunnyvaleTrailerParkSupervisor]

2. ftw

[@rikiishitoru8885]

"blunt force will get you nowhere" Agent 47 disagreed, so he decided to hammer his point in

[@jackstoutamore8541]

Nailed it

[@TPHoarder]

@@jackstoutamore8541 what a bunch of comedians. 👏.

[@Burabityn]

Pounding his enemies like he pounds his points

[@tuxedocatii6421]

"I hate to be blunt, but..."

[@nema4079]

He can also distract them by tickling their taint

[@MrKouzan]

There has never been, or will ever be, a better way to say "Don't tell me how to stealth" when this counts as stealth. No bodies were found and the target was eliminated. Well done, Agent 47.

[@humersompsen4775]

This does not count as stealth as his disguise was blown so idk what you're on about

[@oleanderkazzy_]

And bodies were found

[@sirpicklith6793]

no bodies were found because after he left the mission he came back to kill all the witnesses. If no one survives to tell the tale. The tale becomes a myth

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

Eversor assassin stealth

[@GrumpyMann]

No one will notice if there's no one to notice

[@BlazerK1914]

I highly disagree with you, Miss Burnwood.

[@andrewstevens3097]

Read it as bum wood. Hilarious, I know.

[@mrcrazyattire723]

Miss roastie

[@spacechimp3199]

Is it just me or does she sound different in this video?

[@kastiffia9431]

"Diana Burnwood" sounds like the name of a woman from a Bond film.

[@ranfan1820]

@@mrcrazyattire723 lmao

[@-Raylight]

*"Blunt force will get you nowhere"* Rabbit : *_"Stop... Hammer time!"_*

[@Flatter_Sine]

This need more likes

[@scylax8370]

Go with the flow

[@zyrocraft892]

SMACK SMACK SMACK "I LOVE YOU HAMMER TIME"

[@warrensun5999]

I was about to comment this

[@Flatter_Sine]

Amost 420!

[@noahsalvio9649]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" *Doink* *Doink* *Doink* *Doink*

[@thesensur6214]

That is in-fact the joke of the video.

[@Fenris__]

ｂｏｎｋ

[@flamingcat1101]

@@Fenris__ "do you even know who you're talking to? "

[@DaanSnqn]

*SNAP*

[@dogestranding5047]

BONK

[@alessandroguarrera2203]

"Running is noisy"

[@alessandroguarrera2203]

When everyone saying still stealth but no-one saying still steALth...

[@Wasmachineman]

Be glad Rabbit wasn't playing the original Hitman 2.

[@alessandroguarrera2203]

@@Wasmachineman ah, the punch cheat code...

[@Mr.Swerve71]

Anyone happy that rabbit is uploading more :)

[@Lofixander]

bro yes

[@fafafagat]

Mhmmmm

[@wynn5540]

yessir yessir

[@TheGreatHsilgne]

He respawned

[@Lofixander]

@@TheGreatHsilgne whoa, wordplay

[@Joe-ve9xz]

This is the definition of “They won’t know what hit them”

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

They all know what hit them. It was a hammer. It was a hamme that hit them.

[@randommoroccan1262]

Boba Fett quote from BF2?

[@edwinng4610]

A hammer

[@z3nith4l]

And now they don't know what hit them.

[@Chareidos]

This is why this game is called Hitman! I played this franchise first titles back then under total wrong assumptions about the game. Now it hit me!

[@wyvernharries4788]

Punching an entire crowd in the face is the most fun you can have in this game, well among many.

[@wyvernharries4788]

@El Gropo the crowd ai doesn't help either.

[@Ghost_Kevlar]

@El Gropo I tried it a few times, it just isn't the same as Blood Money.

[@just9019]

@@Ghost_Kevlar eh it's funnier in 2016

[@Ghost_Kevlar]

@@just9019 depends I guess, my experience was absolutely boring. Throwing knives, cleavers and screwdrivers into people's heads and watch them flop was just funnier to me, let alone shooting them with fully auto silverballers and watch them fly.

[@just9019]

@@Ghost_Kevlar both are kinda the same with some differences, it's slightly funnier in 2016 cuz their dialogue gets cut before they turn to ragdoll lol

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"STOP HIM!" *Agent 42 gets within their personal bubble* "I accept the cold embrace of death."

[@nana-cc6yk]

Finally a guy *with* a mustache, I missed u 😘

[@ThePsychicFish]

Fock, they're multiplying

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

*47

[@intenseflavours4323]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" Rabbit : "ARe yOu CHaLLenGINg ME?!"

[@MrFruitslices]

Every mission is a stealth mission when there are no witnesses.

[@timesnewlogan2032]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere." RTGame: *Hits everyone with a fish*

[@navycalvin9337]

you mean cupcakes?

[@timesnewlogan2032]

@@navycalvin9337 *Muffins

[@Materminds187]

CallMeKevin: *Dresses as a clown and beats everyone up with a fish*

[@miteshkumaresan3475]

@@Materminds187 ahh i see you're a man of culture

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

I was going to mention him, but you already did.

[@justamanofculture12]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business." "Instructions unclear, hammered my way into business."

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

When I have kids, I’m telling them this was MC Hammer.

[@jansfabs6603]

"but blunt force will get you nowhere" Agent 47: so..I took it personally *Bonk*

[@bobmcbob49]

"Should we smuggle in a sniper rifle for you?" "No, I just need 12 bricks"

[@seva809]

Other players: "Damn I can't wait for Hitman 3!" Me: Doesn't care and replays ship training mission from Hitman:Free Trial.

[@TetrologyGamingBattlefield]

3 is an epic games exclusive for a year too, so much for getting that when it comes out.

[@pandadrug5519]

The neck snap animation is so nonchalant 🤣 kills me everytime 0:14

[@baizuo_6246]

@dsa fafsfa yeah when you shot them they flew like in space. they knew humans are like balloons.or that humans die when you aggressively push them to death.

[@JoninJordan]

Like lacing up your shoes.

[@professorchucko]

“Take a chill- UGHAH”

[@lancelot5125]

He is worthy of lifting that hammer. Thor: "I knew it."

[@jordanf7781]

“What’s that Diana, I lost audio there for just a few seconds”

[@TrinixDMorrison]

I really love how effortless and weak his hammer swings look. The "tink" sound effect just makes it sound all the more pathetic, and makes me think that since this is a reenacted mission in the ICA headquarters, all the actors are just playing along because they don't want to hurt 47's feelings.

[@robstefani9853]

“Blunt force will get you no where in this business” Hey Alexa, play Hammer Smashed Face

[@seasideboo2]

Love the passive aggressive tone she uses for “once again” at the end

[@videogamenostalgia]

When he gets that close to them they've already inhaled his covid-infected breath, so it makes sense that they'd just accept death.

[@yezki8]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere" *Blunt forcing intensified with a blunt object*

[@wanderingbufoon]

"Blunt force will get you no where" Agent 420: "did somebody say blunt?" *toinks*

[@normalcat7296]

Agent 69: Nice

[@Ghosttea]

That last guy want extra spicy , blunt force

[@Sly4992]

This is the equivalent of MG5 online. "Stealth is a vital part of of Metal Gear."

[@thescorpionplayer]

This has "The Slap" energy coursing through it

[@illbill5904]

The Slap 3, written by Adam Rozenbachs, filmed by Rabbit's respawn for Open Slather 2020.

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

YOU WIN

[@raymondpek3651]

that's really putting it "Bluntly".

[@jackedskellington2941]

Job Applicant: "So...You guys don't cover dental?" ICA Interviewer: "Well we used to include dental, until SOMEONE *stares at Agent 47* decided to keep knocking out our paid actors teeth!"

[@PersonWMA]

The Sicilian method of assassination. "Li'l Vitti got a 'ello for ya, Ton'!"

[@fs-ks7fm]

"You said something?"

[@RolandSergal]

I love the synchronized jaunt down the stairs agent 47 does with that guy at 0:22 , lmao

[@deathtrooper199]

"But blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" Agent 47: Hammer goes *BONK*

[@bernuollifurmuoli5330]

Agent 47:Sorry to put it BLUNTLY

[@nickswanson6672]

This has the same energy as The Slap Two.

[@LtSprinkulz]

*BALD BONKER STRIKES AGAIN*

[@astrobeyondtheworld]

"I bear witness that there is no deity but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

Diana:"Blunt force will get you nowhere" 47:"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE"

[@tgslayer4774]

“Blunt force will get you no where in this business.” Agent 47: Hold my Pistol

[@astrobeyondtheworld]

Killing someone withput judgement is haram in Islam

[@zayframes]

ICA: Nooooo you can’t just hit people with a hammer Agent 47: Hahaha hammer go BINK

[@techmetal2964]

Me who killed 14 men using only a screwdriver and a pair of scissors "Violent assassin"

[@TrickyTalon23]

0 non-target kills

[@adventure_skaut]

When you're carrying a hammer everyone starts to look like a nail

[@Lacedtheinfinite]

Legit just played through this mission in preparation for the new game

[@TheNarf11]

*”Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business** *Agent 47:So anyways i started bashing*

[@germanaussie6138]

I love the subtle move towards the red car and then back towards the civilian. Shows that the player was like “and we finish the mission and head home, alright, Maybe one last one for the road”.

[@danielsuarez3793]

Diana: "Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business." *Also Diana **0:35**: "Once again, great work initiate."* 😂😂😂

[@Favmir]

Now introducing: the highly anticipated prequel to "The Slap" movie - "The Hammer"

[@Patrick.Weightman]

My favorite part is how everybody continued to watch in horror as you bee-lined it for the man near the car

[@perisomething5231]

These videos fill me with emotions that I never knew existed. Thank you.

[@francosmith4107]

See y’all in the future when the algorithm finds us here reading this comment

[@DeathBringer769]

I hated how they made you do this tutorial TWICE before going onto the main game.

[@jimmymeridian5174]

what part of "HITman" don't you understand?

[@reginaldpoofta5]

I never played this... let me guess is this a Ubisoft game?

[@hylabrookbooks]

The worst part about this is, it was just a training exercise...💀👀😬

[@profeta4177]

Against Everything Ask The Gods.

[@michaelzhang7098]

I love how he just casually walks towards the guards with a hammer.

[@denniskara6196]

[Insert *BONK* SOUNDEFFECT]

[@SiperianKeisari]

0:30 "Sorry buddy. You're just in my way." 😄

[@aidensnacklad4178]

Bonk

[@ElecWaff]

Don't say stop hammer time Don't say stop hammer time Don't say stop hammer time Don't say stop hammer time

[@Rexodiak]

the sequel to the smash hit "the slap", behold "the hammer"

[@adamrules01]

man destroys the entire police force in a hi vis and 1 hammer

[@Artemas_16]

Ah, I remember 17 kill streak with plunger in Absolution.

[@cashboi6258]

Imagine if he had Thor's Mjolnir

[@TheNarf11]

*I love the metal sound when he bashes them in the forehead*

[@Siptom369]

"Great job 47, like allways"

[@kappad.4436]

"Nooo you can't use brute force in stealthhh" "Hehehe hammer in police skull goes brrrr"

[@ninpo-2103]

Since then he was renamed to hammerman47.

[@yahiaouisenouci7048]

agent47: so i just started smashing

[@FusRoDah2]

Yup this is the game where a fire extinguisher to the back of the head is considered a "Non-lethal *Silent* Takedown" 😂

[@baizuo_6246]

A homing fire extinguisher

[@dsedh23]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" "But I nailed it!"

[@bryanyaumincedenoubilla8329]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere" Agent 47: B O N K

[@Blue-mr7fe]

I want an edit of this to have the Taco Bell "Dong" 🔔

[@kageneeks6393]

This has the same energy as The Slap 2

[@demadezba7316]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" Blunt force : is an implemented game mechanic

[@DiscoKnight]

This guy just went hammer time

[@m.ghanimuzakki6665]

He is the living bonk machine

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

Actually could work IRL

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

Burnwood: "noooo, blunt force will get you nowhere" 47: "hehe, hammer go bonk"

[@Knorkrax]

_It's Hammer Time!_

[@diligentone-six2688]

"Blunt Force will get you nowhere" Me: *E X T R E M E P R E J U D I C E*

[@rentherengend1306]

I'd like yall to know this is a training mission and all these people are technically your colleague's and co workers Imagine there suprise when there number 1# assassin gives everyone a concussion

[@pilotmanpaul]

_Blunt force will get you nowhere._ Agent 47: *BONK INTENSIFIES*

[@TotalImmort7l]

Hitman: observe

[@MrArea51999]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere in this business." Said the lair😅😅

[@stillnousername9796]

"47, buddy, did you only bring a hammer to a crowded stealth mission? Fucking cring-" *[TARGET ELIMINATED]*

[@Sugugus_421]

"Blunt force will get you nowhere" Rabbit : *B O N K*

[@skornie123]

Sun shines, grass grows,birds fly and brother I hurt people *BONK*

[@jeremy6647]

Great work initiate!!

[@blackknight9157]

"blunt force will get you nowhere in this business" 47: doink! Doink! "You say something?"

[@bigred2989]

BANG BANG Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon their heads.